#bruh nanami dude

[gojonanami]

it’s so funny that gojo and the kids are matching, but nanami is like nah you can’t fuck with my aesthetic 😤

[seven-little-constellations]

You know sometimes I wonder if Gege Akutami is just some Gen Z kid fresh outta high school or college and had burnt out genius kid syndrome with a side of art kid because the shit they write is exactly what the above mentioned kid would write on ao3.

My one and only?

My six eyes tell me you are Geto Suguru and yet in my heart I know you’re not?

Love is the worst curse of them all?

If you die I’ll kill your again?

Do you want me to praise you?

The accumulation of these little despairs is what makes you an adult?

Hello?!

[kiss4noo]

𝓓ating 𝓡oulette ! . ˚ ౨ৎ ⊹ 

꒰ 🎀 ꒱ 𝒩ishimura ℛiki [니키] : ​​𝒞h 2. – chat i've lost all control of this aircraft.

𝓰enre. smau (social media au), comedy, fluff, angst, romance, best friends to lovers. .˚⊹ 𝓹airing. non-idol,,best friend riki x fem reader. ໒꒱ 𝔀arning(s). profanity, kys/kms jokes, poor attempt at humor. <//3

𝓼ynopsis .ᐟ you have horrendous luck with men… and your best friend knows this. so, when you ask him to set you up with a guy, he immediately agrees– except, he secretly likes you. in attempts to do what you’ve asked of him, he sets you up with his friends, sabotaging every date you go on: until you finally agree to go out with him.

𝓼tatus. ongoing! 𝓊pdates. every 2 to 3 days. (attempting) 𝓼tart. 11.04.24

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꒰ 💬 ꒱ 𝓶i 𝓷ote. sorry for my disappearance! i had a big amount of schoolwork to tackle and have been working sooo much... but i'm back with ch. 2!!

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enjoy, my lovely readers. xoxo, mi. ‹𝟹

𝒞h 2. – chat i've lost all control of this aircraft. . . . masterlist / previous / next !

it was the day after you’d asked riki to set you up on a date, the boy sat in his desk chair– distracted from his usual gaming session with heeseung and jungwon. considering there was no class schedule on fridays, it gave him even more time to plot his extravagant plan… which was currently nonexistent.

“yo, riki. what’s got you so distracted?” heeseung questioned through his headset, the discord call set up on his left monitor.

“bro is head empty, just y/n.” jungwon comments, snorting at his own words as though it were the funniest joke ever.

“stop, bruh. i’m just trying to figure out how to set up y/n’s date. i don’t even know who to ask to go on a date with her.” riki mutters in slight defeat, sighing heavily.

“i mean, y/n is pretty, i’m sure anybody would agree.” heeseung responds, causing jungwon to agree with a small “yeah, dude.”

“but that’s the thing, i don’t want anyone to go on a date with her.” riki grumbles under his breath, jungwon laughing at his misery.

“just confess, ki. it’s getting pathetic, how bad you want her.” jungwon remarks, huffing in annoyance at his friend’s deep infatuation with you– knowing he won’t do anything about it.

“i still think it’s unfair to sabotage her dates, riki. it’s not what she entrusted you to do.” heeseung admits, his concern evident in the boy’s method of keeping you for himself.

“whatever, i’ve gotta go.” riki scoffs, his tone shifting into frustration at his friends’ lack of help. leaving the call, he proceeds to sit in thought, needing to make a plan– and quick.

[unknownspecies]

i feel like with your selfships, especially of nanami and ushijima, they are dragging you out of trouble a lot. like you just choose to do dumb with their besties (so obv gojo and tendou) and here comes ur strong bf to haul you over his shoulder and tell you you’re both going home LMAO

😭 dude thats hilarious but true. id honestly be doing the dumbest shit ever. we’d be in the middle of setting up a huge prank, theyd walk in on us in the middle of preparation, then immediately take me home after that. like. lemme commit my shenanigans in peace bruh

hauling me over their shoulder is just so… honestly id do shit just for them to do that to me. nanami might catch onto that but ushi might not 💀

selfship assumptions!

[vertigoambrosia]

oh no i'm so thirsty for nanami

so of course he isn't around rn

(jjk time)

oh boy just what i wanted right now: todo backstory

oh shit todo knows the substitute jutsu

oh hey nanami thanks for the exposition :)

are those the chompy flower guys from mario?

yanno todo not fully explaining how his powers work actually is pretty smart

aww a sword that holds your hand for comfort

it's pretty eyes time!!!

next is a BASEBALL EPISODE??

man jujutsu high has shit security

i love that mahito was like 'sukuna, join us in curse mayhem!!' and sukuna was just like nah bro i'm good

i cannot figure out what goes on in todo's head lol

bruh this is not the time to show me baseball

my boy nanami better have been forced to participate in this

mechamaru as a pitching machine is both super unfair and kind of heartwarming; they made sure he could play with his friends :)

they really did all this drama and then fucking baseball

man being in the same show as gojo must be so frustrating; he's fun as a character but i know i would be infuriated that he is unslappable

oh i feel bad for this dude; we all know how much bullshit dealign with landlords is

THE OWNER IS KILLING THEM

ok i know that's probably not what it's gonna be it's obviously a curse

but what if the curses are being hired oe let loose by the owner who happens to own all the buildings?

(i know, i know)

fushiguro being problem child #1 is hilarious

man jujutsu is less understaffed and more just unprepared af

'lol this should really be for second grade sorcerors but let's put the first years on it' 'whoopsie daisy turns out the curse is a lot stronger than we thought!!!' ad nauseum

(i get that itadori being shounen protagonist strong makes it make a bit more sense to send him in, but still)

'she gets sucked away so often' tfw your partner keeps going into the void

this guy loooks like he's from jojo's

ohh my boy's getting a little nuts?

oh he getting real nuts

megumi backstory!!!

oh this curseguy is 100% a fucking jojo character

lmao why are they all trying to sabotage poor megumi

oh shit fugisaki and yuji look like theyre kinda in trouble

he drew marker all over them

lmao he actually acknowledged that he just explained everything abou thow his powers work

man what the fuck are wrong with these clan leaders

YO FUGISAKI

she so hardcore <3

man i actually felt some feelings about these dudes and their brotherhood

jjk stop making the curses have feelings then i have feelings :(

even yuji feels a little bad about it

LMAO SUKUNA EATING THE FINGER THROUGH YUJI'S HAND

what a dick he's great

does it mean something that both todo and utahime have similar scars on their faces?

welp that's all i can watch on crunchyroll for free...guess i might wanna think about going on the high seas...

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Maybe I should just start putting random ass characters and symbols next to itoshis instead of doing strike through at this point…nothing can make me remember LMAO

Idk maybe it’s also like a personal preference kinda thing but I just love the way you write….I fully agree that I think partially it’s because the way you write romance feels sooo much deeper to me?? Like we’ve said before a while ago there’s so many different ways to show love that aren’t outright just idk kissing or whatever and I’m honestly all for it!!!! Like if you had written Sae just rizzing y/n up like “hey babygirl whatcha doing in Spain” I would run the other direction LMAO but the way you developed it felt sm more natural and enjoyable….I’m not even kidding like every now and then I’ll think back to the Sae fic (among everything else HAHA also bruh the only reason I bother to capitalize Saes name is because if I don’t it becomes saw smh) and I’ll be like damn….that was a good read….so trust I’ll read your fics even if it’s for igaguri LMFAOO

And true!! Bachira and Isagi are much more….naive ig?? For lack of a better term sure there’s a little bit of teasing here and there like how Bachira smacks Isagis head but it’s much more shallow and almost childish ig?? Like they just don’t really have the natural snark or sass that I’d imagine some other characters have (like tabieita and hiori LMAO) (maybe that’s the formula lowk….sassy teasing mfs……I love the sassy ones LMAO) Mira and Isagi arch nemeses guys!!! /j HAHAHA

The Mira dedication guys>>>> also I LIVE for your gojo honestly he’s also exactly as I imagined I love the bond between him and pi y/n too!! Lowk missing pi and all of the jjk gang that fic got me thinking more about jjk again….why did we never get another filler episode please I wanted to see them ALL happy together?? Second years and first years together with gojo nanami etc man….

I would LIVE FOR THAT SPREAD PLEASEEEE tabieita in a spread PRONTO!!!!! I know the artist usually like slapping out a little colored drawing every chapter and I’m manifesting a Karasu one so hard….i think last time it was chigiri??

Omg packing!!! Packing to me is such a hassle LMAO (feeling the Nagi vibes) also doesn’t help that I usually always end up forgetting something even if it’s really unimportant (as you can tell I forget a lot) but so worth it for vacation LOL

Omg I see the vision….zantetsu really just is the handsome Himbo of bllk HAHAHA

I’m ngl that toothbrush additional time I think is what sent people into the obsessive Reo agenda….along with the epinagi artist’s one extra drawing of like Reo mailing a straw doll of Isagi LMAOO??? I’m always conflicted when I see people running with that content using it as like hard evidence for Reo being insane when I really only took it as a funny/goofy little bonus work like?? I just thought it was kinda funny in a ridiculous way like before people really tried to “analyze” it I just laughed and moved on tbh….

Also wait louder for people in the back??? The way people forgive geto and even sukuna???? But like hate on nagi so hard I’m like??? And I guarantee some of those people directly overlap in the fandoms too like ok getostoelicker69 please do elaborate on why Nagi is the most toxic character in bllk……(also I AGREE?? Like I seriously don’t think Nagi did anything egregious especially because it helped them both grow…? And I can also understand Reo’s feelings like yeah no one would be happy having to separate just like that so it honestly just feels like teen drama idk why people are so pressed about it….)

You should’ve hit him with the “throughout Heaven and earth I alone am the chosen one” LMFAOOO I still can’t fathom what urges people to say things like that…did he say anything in response to that like hopefully he got the message…..crying no one compares to the bllk boys LMAO manifesting a normal dude interaction for you though because I’m actually never forgetting that wtf!!!

HEHE OK WILL SEND THEM IN SHORTLY!! Honestly I love brainstorming it actually gets my brain working HAHA and I’m so glad to hear that they’re at least somewhat useful LOLL will gladly send over all thoughts!! It honestly kinda gives me a way to explore characters too by thinking of scenarios and whatnot since I don’t really make any actual content with them otherwise!!

HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT!!! Actually maybe I should be waiting to say this later since I’m sure I’ll probably hear from you at some point between now and then but anyways! Omg there’s one time my downloaded songs just straight up stopped working and I just sat there like….ok then….idk how I got through it but I somehow did LOL and don’t forget to enjoy yourself LMAO I know you said writing helps you kinda wind down at the end of the day anyways but still! I’ll get those thoughts to you before your flight o7 ig speaking of any characters you wanna hear about? Off the top of my head I’m just plucking out Bachira and chigiri from our convo but I’ll gladly turn my brain on to think about others too HAHA

-Karasu anon

LMAOO no need to even censor them anymore we make our feelings loud and clear!! pls HAHA even if you don’t strike through their names i will still read it in the same tone every time

no because tbh seabird was sm fun to write it briefly changed my mind on sae…agreed though that man has negative rizz he’s lucky seabird reader matched his sass 😭 it would’ve felt so disingenuous to me if he was being like “zamn girl you are so fine 🫦” HDJSJS that’s so not him…unrelated but manifesting my own seabird sae moment on my trip 🙏🏻 where is MYYYY bird themed summer romance w a sarcastic athlete who’s secretly in love w me??? IGAGURI FIC INCOMING (after the ego fic ofc 😩🙏🏻 /j)

i LOVE a sarcastic teasing character LMAOO my type fr i think that’s another reason why i have trouble w isagi he’s just generally too nice of a guy (ignoring his on-field shenanigans) so it’s just boring 😰 like oh you’re sweet to your gf?? GET AWAY FROM ME!! hehe all jokes…no but don’t say he’s my enemy or else the next thing we know i’ll be in love w him too…miraeita is crazy enough we cannot get mirasagi

pi gojo is my man he’s truly the chaotic older brother figure everyone needs in their lives!! the pomegranate ink version of the jjk gang is so dear to me they just feel like a big family and they have so many silly interactions while also being there for one another through everything!! truly so special 🥹

packing is the worse and AGREED i feel like i always end up forgetting smth or another at home 😭 but oh well you can always just buy unimportant things at your destination!! so it’s not too big of a deal

HELP the additional times are supposed to be silly and exaggerated like yeah i was lowkey taken aback by the toothbrush scene but at the same time it was also just funny like obviously that’s not actually who he is as a character it’s him taken to the extreme for fun!! but yeah whenever someone despises nagi or some other random character but LOVES geto or smth i’m just like…interesting…look you can like who you like but how is a teenage soccer player a bigger opp to you than a genocidal cult leader??

LMAOOO i don’t even remember what he said after that i think he left me on delivered 😭 i too am praying to meet a normal guy at some point…perhaps one with dark hair in a stupid style w too much wax and a bird related name 🤔 just throwing out ideas!!

STOP OKAY BECAUSE YOUR BAROU AND CHIGIRI IDEAS HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD THE HAIRCUT ONE?? THE SNOW SHOVELING ONE?? CRYING 😭 also the karasu one WOWWOWWOW imagine you see him play in the u20 game and you’re like holy shit so you ask yuki to set you up w one of the players and his mind goes to like reo (because he’s rich and canonically perfect) otoya (because he’s popular w girls) or nagi/rin/barou/isagi (because they all scored) but then you’re like no i want the crow boy 🤩 and then it’s a bunch of misadventures of yuki trying to set you up with karasu but karasu doesn’t believe you like HIM?? because canonically all of the valentines chocolates he received were just people messing with him (at least according to him) so he ALSO becomes your wingman because he really likes you but doesn’t believe he’s good enough 😩 but the whole time he doesn’t even know who you actually like so you end up going on the most awkward dates with random blue lockers (imagine just sitting across from barou in absolute SILENCE or getting rizzed up by otoya when you have 0 interest in him) which makes you think he doesn’t like you and he’s just trying to get you off of his back 😟 i think yukimiya would genuinely crash out because he’d know both sides of the story but would be too loyal to actually reveal anyone’s secrets

DRIVING TO THE AIRPORT NOW YAYY i’m lowkey motion sick asf from my dad’s driving which is why it took me a sec to respond + i’m having a crazy migraine for some reason so i’ve been napping in the car instead of going on my phone!! but also omg i love all of your ideas they were so good (if you couldn’t tell by me yapping abt karasu again i am unable to resist him 😩💔)

[tojikai]

i was taking a shit at uni when the recent chapter of pm dropped and istg i stayed on that toilet longer than i intended to 💀💀 i just CANT put my phone down. Reading fics when taking a shit is honestly a nice companion 😶😶

Anyways the recent chapter is SO FUCKING GOOD. THANK YOU KAI. YOUR WRITING IS AMAZING AS ALWAYS. i think i audibly gasped when nanami appeared shgjalle. THE CLIFFHANGER TOO 😥 im pissed bc ive reached this point where i just dont care about satoru anymore... LIKE HELLO??? GETO IS RIGHT THEREE 😔 gojo needs to leave yn alone bruh bc NO means NO. ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU KAI FOR THE AMAZING CHAPTER!!! 💖💖💖

hmmm im also curious to know if anything happened between geto and yn before that pool party bc....👁👁

the first paragraph LMAOOO nonnie😭but that's true tho😂and nanami, sexy office dude nanami JDLSDJLKS i love him pls. I'll never forget his jjk0 scene 😩💕and Satoru's really not giving yn up. he's in this mindset where he knows what he wants and he's dead set on acquiring that. he wants to earn yn's trust again, and of course, he wants her to be his again :')) as for your question, yes, something happened :>

[incorrectmmpppquotes]

I almost choked reading chapter 2 , like bruh, without hesitation he just.. Also I do remember in the original Hippo did mention mermaid princess can have suitors. It was never too relevant to the plot anyway.. Also we all know Lukia's fiance is gonna be that popular guy in school. He's gonna have pathalassa blood or smth.

the last half of chapter 2 was. something to say the least. but yeah the fiance is absolutely kurosuna the popular dude. my money's on him being SOMEONE'S kid too. most likely rhihito's. watch as he idk 'grew up alongside michal' and she's unhealthily attached to him too & then we get the nanamis vs michal 2: eletric boogaloo. i don't remember the suitor part being mentioned in the manga, must have been an anime thing.

[letters-from-eros]

Jjk manga spoilers.

Bruh are we just not gonna talk about how extremely fucked up it is that Gege is all like Nanamin supremacy. "To all the women who love Gojo, go with Nanami instead" AND THEN PROCEEDS TO KILL NANAMI OFF?!

Gege, my man. My bestfriend. My guy. My dude. What the fuck, did you just say that so people can get hurt even more by the death once it gets animated? Are you a sadist?

[tamale104]

you have to marry either jogo or mahito. which one do you choose.

Jogo by a MILE, he's one of my fave villains 😩

ik you didnt ask but here's why i like him

1. This dude is STRONG. (Manga spoilers ahead)

he took out nanami, maki, and the head of the zenin clan in a single attack, and also made SUKUNA of all people compliment his power. that's so fucking rare bruh. he was also able to go toe to toe with sukuna in the first place (kinda)

2. he cares for his comrades. (more spoilers ahead)

when he dies crying (another thing I loved to see, a curse capable of crying is interesting) he thought of dagon, mahito and hanami. even tho I dislike mahito a lot, i really like how they're all a family that'll get reborn again, even if it takes years. that's really nice.

there's more but anyways jogo >>>>> mahito and it's not even a competition. I'll happily live my life with my boy

[widowedsimp]

(A rant about why nanami is better than males out there)

Ppl might be laughing that im delusional and attached to a 2D character but lets take a good look at ur bfs shall we?

I’d rather be mentally married to nanami kento than date any of these males who dont even meet the requirement to be called MEN

Nanami got his life sorted, everything in tact at age 27/28 and meanwhile all these manthings out there be immature n broke n not acting their age. Nanami aint young but he aint that old either so i dont see why males irl + his age cant get their sht tgt n act civilised and respectfully

Sorry but...lets follow a standard set by a true man who clearly knows what hes doing

I’d say with no doubt that nanami is heaps better than any of my friends current partners and thats bc he is

I dare say nanami has more maturity and is better dad material than my actual father🤭

I dont understand when my friends say nanami’s too old man/too mature, bruh its better for a dude to be too mature than not. I guess not everyone has good vision, clearly those who recognise good qualities in a man like nanami can see whats good for them

Imagine dating immature dudes who dont got their priorities set straight- ur relationship wont last. (Unless ur only going for flings)

[patchworkofravens]

BRUH

Bruh.

EVERY EDIT AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY POST LEDD ME TO BELIEVE BUNGO STRAY DOGS WAS JUST some criminal heist, guns and bombs type of show i

supernatural powers!?!?

Atsushi just turned into a tiger?????

hsjshsj

Side note dazai and the dude with the notebook remind me of nanami and gojo

[raguna-blade]

Revolutionary Girl Utena 4-7

Hm...Not quite as clean as last time, but hey. Less stewing, for better or worse. And God, shit just keeps happening.

Episode 4

Opening 10000@ chunked full of meaning. Similarly, lacking context for any of it right now, so that's s for later,  .

Still trying to get over the bit where the two are in armor and look like they're about to come to blows before going in the same direction though.

Express the eternal beauty huh.

Also, Nanami you trfling what are you....

Woman can put her logic on a man huh...? Odd, but ok.

It's kinda amazing how much folks be putting on Anthy and not people who are actually, you know, who are actually to blame. Gotta get that Rose Bride who does....uh...Something. Girlfriend(?), Muse, Key to reVOLUTION???? Little talk o anthy. For literally everyone so far.

Though Miki at least seems to acknowledge her a bit.

When's Nanami's turn to fight.

Shadow Girls gonna make us feel mad dumb later. Feelin it.

Nanami jesus christ chill the fuck out. The most trifling bullshit I swear. Petty bullshit. Mind, Middle schooler so.

Ok, hey, that's a FUCK ton of snails. Like goddamn. Named them...? Uh... Uhhhhhhhh.

THAT IS A WHOLE ASS SNAKE WHOA HEY WAIT A MINUTE. Garter Snake but.

Makin the maxuse of those repeat frames and text.

Also, all night for the snake...?

An...Octopus....?

AN OCTOPUS? WHAT THE FUCK. YES NANAMI

A ballooon?

Miki, you literally know nothing about her.

Nanami soul crushed. Chuchu just..Trollin.

Seriously though, Anthy and animals that a thing?

Nananmi actually asking a relevant question. Why DOES everyone like Anthy so much out of nowhere? She's cute, but she's kinda reclusive so...?

Where'd Anthy learn that song? Didn't Miki write it...? Also, homeboy's sister? Found your shining thing huh?

Ending Also Clearly has some meaning that I'm not quite getting. Rose Bride Utena is...Kinda weird. Feels wrong? Gotta sit down with the lyrics for op and ending though. But yeah, both them rose brides feels...Odd. And it seems to be mirroring? So that's strange.

Do it for Miki's sake? Right and not for hers...?

Episode 5

Huh. Shadow Girls share VA with the teaming masses of school girls. Also, the budget for these fight scenes.

Why is it always the same three girls btw?

Does the Entire senior Student council just talk in riddles? Saionji was pretty straightforward but he's a dumbass apparently.

Awkward Confusing smiles abound. And this damn monkey again. I don't even dislike him he's just there. And those eyes.....

Wrote a famous song...? Uhhhhh. Sibs huh.

Destroyed the garden own hands? Miki did you do something to your sister? Oh hey caged bird little girl? Sure it's nothing.

And he left her (of no choice of his own cause fucking measles) sis got traumatized, and now idolizing that memory and his sister?

Is she dead or something? Have you talked with her? Also, where the hell...

WHAT ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MIKI?

Utena: Please be a person Anthy I fucking beg you. This duel bullshit is dumb.

Anthy: Ok, but I'm your bride. I am down with this system my girl.

SHELL BREAKING. Wait a second, does this elevator thing happen right before every duel or revelation?

Are there only- hold up, dissolve the student council. Hey good on you Miki.

Miki: Aint this gonna fuck something up for people.

Touga: Aight, but hey if you feel it fuck the system kid.

Miki, just ignoring his sis and...what's with the dishevelment. Was she...? Piano room's not for HOLY SHIT WAS SHE FUCKING TOUGA

Sis looks just like you, But you're cuter. Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Touga, Only the winner get's to do what they want. And I banged your sister who you seem to hate, y u mad.

Miki: My sis used to look cute as an angel. You look like an angel btw

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anthy: *BLANK EMPTY LOOK” OF COURSE I'LL STOP IF SHE TELLS ME I AM THE ROSE BRIDE

Touga: INCREASINGLY NUDE: Hey, REMEMBER THE ROSE BRIDE SHIT I JUST TOLD YOU. YOU GOTTA BE BUFF TO HAVE THE BRIDE BRUH

Two Steps: Miki I will Trash the System Touga Interrupt Fuck, I guess I gotta fight Utena in this barbaric bullshit. Due Time.

SHADOW GALS APPROVE PIRACY. Also, What do you want.

Dat Absolute Destiny Yeahhhhhhhh Settin the Mood. Someone's about to get Some kind of REVELATION. From DIOS. Or some such. Actually, Dios is pretty close to god (I may be super wrong here) but the possibly flipping nature of it all is I guess, some kind of truth thing since if it were pure skill, as suggested with Juri losing to Miki somehow, utena deffo wouldn't have beaten Saionji. So, Whoever has the better understanding of things get's the power of Dios? Thus the power to change the world? Seems straightforward enough. Though why Anthy has that power.

NEW DUEL THEME. DOPE SONGS What's the meaning cause man, they're  apparently different per duel, as per (?????) which seems so so far.

Miki: I want the Bride!

Utena: YOU SURE THIS IS HOW YOU WANT IT?

Miki, SHE WANTS THE FREE

Anthy: SOULLESS EYES. For real, she needs to emote.more regular like. Seemingly likes Utena so....

Utena Wins, Defloration Complete. Beat, like that, one stroke.

Miki's Sis: I freaked out on stage and was never good. People thought I was though

Miki: I'M GONNA GO ALL OUT ON THIS DUEL SHIT YOU WATCH.

Utena: DO YOU NOT GET IT BRUH?

Episode 6

Ah, the good ole days when you could repeat frames like that.

Nanami almost dies, weird faceless stalker and car driver, mk

Nanami: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME, LEMME JUST HOP ON THIS TABLE TO PROVE THE POINT.

Touga: I have Important s THOT s student council work.

Oh shit that hit her square in the face..

Utena: Trying to Kill Nanami Clearly.

That ball is lodged in her dome damn.

Utena: TOGAS A THOT, FACT

Touga: KILL THEM. KILL THE VERMIN

Anthy: Life is life. Leave it be.

Nanami: MY BROTHER WANTS ME DEAD. ANTHY IS BEHIND THIS. THAT WITCH SEDUCING HIM

Why does everyone think he'd kill his sister. Damn Nanami. What's your relationship that people buy it immediately.

A whole ass horse and...chickens?

Prince Appeared. Mitsuru Tsuwabuki....?????????? Watch for the name I guess.

Why...Why do they assume all these dudes are her type off hand? Like...

Oh hey he has a face and is a small boy ok. Uh...Hey, Are you prpositioning a child. Um.

UM

Shadow Gals what he fuck does curry have to do with it. Are y'all trollin.

Also, hey Nanami. Uh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ACTUALLY DATING A KID? TO JEALOUS YOUR BROTHER? WAT

A Brocon. And a drama queen. Everyone is baffled.

What the fuck is he doing in the locker. Just...snapped her fingers. Under her desk. Man slave boy. Uh

uhhhhhh.

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM SAIONJI. Hidden Love

Hard Ignore.

Nanami: Who are you three idiots. WHERE DID THE BOY COME FROM.

Y'all about to throw down with a kid. And he's...He won, damn. PUT HIS BODY IN THE LAKE JESUS.

Nanami: Mitsuru is my boyfriend. I can treat him how I like.

Mitsuru: ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BOYFRIEND

Is this...Is this a rosebride thing? Like a kinda fucky mirror jam?

Also, did Touga 1v1 a Bull and win? What the fuck? I agree Mitsuru, he's pretty cool yeah.

Be a Big Bro, not a boyfriend. No choice but to put her in danger again in order to get her to be what I want.

Where did that equipment come from.

WHAT IS WITH THIS SCHOOL. A KANGAROO? WERE THEY GONNA BOX THIS ASSHOLE?

So, Mitsuru as rosebride, Gotta Protec, get’s wrecked. So...Uh..Anthy....?

Boy fucked up that kangaroo. 1V1 me YOU PUSSY DO IT COWARD.

Nanami: Don't be an idiot jesus fucking christ. I CAN'T JUST LET SOMEONE USEFUL DIE FOR ME GOD.

Was...Was Touga the one fighting the Kangaroo...For Real? Why...Why was he...One PUNCH.

Mitsuru: Lemme be your bro please.

Episode 7

Ohp, Serious time out the gate ok. Guess 6 was a palette cleanser.

Juri: Dominant. Sure I'm buff but what for? God.

Juri Arisugawa? Alice Refs...? Seen that name used that way before. I'll watch for it.

Huh, the immediate mirroring with Utena is...odd?

Juri: Fuck Off Vice Principal.

Wait, was he hitting on...her...? Oh that's not.

Chuchu always with Utena? Huh.

Also Juri, Dominant as fuck, offing students left and right.

Oh, she's explaining things. Rosebride gives power to revolution.

Utena: Oh cool, super powers. Dope. Seems MAD FUCKING STUPID.

Juri: Yeah. Seems dumb right.

Ok, juri uh...Has EVERYONE Slapped Anthy thus far? Like...Ok? Does Everyone Get a Turn? Is...Is this a thing? It's kinda.

SHELL TIME. DUEL? DUELL?

End of the World: DUEL TIME

Is touga trying to kill Miki. What's with knives man? Miki. HOW MANY KNIVES. BLINDFOLDS

Juri: I don't believe any of this shit. I'll prove it's bs.

Old love. It's 1000000% not this dude. Don't you. Play me.

ORANGE ROSE AT CROTCH LEVEL WHAT? And she got denied I guess...?

SHES IN LOVE WITH SOMOENE AND ITS NOT YOU.

There was some love triangle shit, and girl is perpetrating.

MUSIC GONE. SHITS REAL

Jesus this show is just full of bullshit.

Ok, we had a moment with why utena is the way is she is, Juri Does not approve. Miracles are Bullshit, I will dunk you in the the fucking OCEAN.

Rabbits Dance all around huh. OK.

SHADOW GALS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

ABSOLUTE DESTINY TIME. TIME FOR SOMEONES IDEALS TO GET BUSTED I GUESS.

Also, like how the various wings on the garden go from vaguely angelic to kinda ominous. I mean the whole deal is sketchy as fuck, you don't just start singing about the apocalypse and ignore it. DARKNESS OF LIGHT DAWG. DARKNESS DARKNESS EVERYWHERE. KINGDOM HEARTS WISHES!

Also is that castle CG? It feels it but...

Juri: MIRACLES ARE BS BUT IF THEY'RE REAL SHOW ME THE TRUFACTS

Utena: NOT SURE ABOUT MIRACLES BUT WHATEVER I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT.

FIGHT. Oh boy new song.

Lucifers light...? Uh...All of this is ominous as fuck. Then a bunch of night and darkness gods.

Certainty of Death, Namely Light.

Sword Falls Just so to cut the Rose. Uh. Miracle....?

Uh...Juri Was Robbed.

Consistently though, the stronger convictions won. Juri was legit robbed, but she hesitated, so she lost.

Juri: MIRACLES ARE BULLSHIT AND MY GAY LOVE WAS NOT RESPECTED GOD

Also, Juri=Lucifer? For...The Student Council...? She does seem to be the one who least believes in this shit. She didn’t even duel utena for the rose bride like literally everyone else. She just wanted to prove Utena’s ideals wrong.

[sukirichi]

DUDE IM SCREAMING THE YUUJI ONE AHAHAHAHAHAH

And the gOJO TO NANAMI ONE IM DEAD GHATS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVE VINES FKEKSKS bruh the inumaki 💀💀💀💀 AND NOO I CAN SEE SHOKO SAYING IT TO YUUJIS CORPSE IM SO SORRY AKDKEKSS THIS IS ACCURATE AF AND ALSO YES PLEASE MAKI SUPREMACYYYYY

jjk as vine quotes

okay so i saw @sukirichi do this and it had me fucking crying so i wanted to add to it

itadori yuuji:  *after coming back to life* i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me 

nobara kugisaki: what the FUCK is up kyle?  no what did you say dude? what the fuck dude?  step the FUCK up kyle

megumi fushiguro: *dodging a pillow that yuji threw* try me bitch

satoru gojo to nanami: cOuntry bOy i lOve yOu…m l e h

nanami kento to satoru: what the fuck, richard?

kiyotaka ijichi: road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does

panda: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

mai zenin, singing: if you want my body, and you think i’m sexy, come on say ni hao! *miwa yelling ni hao in the distance*

inumaki toge after maki says she’s a lesbian: i thought you were american

shoko ieiri: miss keisha, miss keisha, miss keisha.  oh my fucking god she fucking dead

mahito to nanami in the sewer: hi welcome to chili’s!

maki zenin: hey everybody, today my sister pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to put her down

[molsno]

rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better.

tagged by @fanfan-egg

name: Jared Evan A.

nicknames: Jrod (there’s always at least one person who frequently calls me this)

zodiac: capricorn

height: 5′9″ I think? maybe another half an inch

orientation: bisexual but I’m like 98% straight so I constantly feel like a fraud saying that

nationality: american with german ancestry. my grandma was adopted and I don’t know shit about my father so that’s about all I know

favorite fruit: by the fuck (idk bruh I fuckin never eat fruits)

favorite season: typically I am happiest in the spring so let’s go with that

favorite manga: jojo’s bizarre adventure part 4

favorite flower: I don’t know shit about flowers my dude

favorite scent: I’m particularly fond of the smell of basements/garages

favorite color: blue/purple

favorite animal: puppers!!! and big ol doggos.

coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: none

average hours of sleep: fuck like 6 maybe???

cat or dog: doggos

favorite fictional character: chiaki nanami is my wife and I love her v much

number of blankets you sleep with: 2

dream trip: shit uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

blog created: like......... march 2013 I think. I was a freshman in high school so yeah

top 3 songs on your playlist atm: I’ve been playing way too much persona 5 lately so wake up, get up, get out there / life will change / last surprise

I’m not tagging 20 people but I will tag a few

@littlehabit @togami-salami @princeresentment @catsinning @roadkille

bone ape the teeth

[2142234secret]

RULES: You must read aloud each question in its entirety before answering it. Also, you are obligated to at least attempt an answer to every single one of these or we're breaking up. I love you! Have fun!!! 1. Say your full name and the current date and time! 2. Now say my full name. (Hint: "Brenna Elaine Castellano") 3. Name 3 things you love me more than. 4. Now say all our characters names!! Here's a list to help you: Dainan, Mugi, Leo, Jasper, Noah, Gale, Caelan, Nanami, Kenny, Beau, Kane, Stripper Boy (his name is not Sage), Mikael, Liam, Jay, Andrew, June, Grim 5. Fuck/Marry/Kill out of our characters! 6. If you had to murder someone, how would you do it and why are you murdering them? 7. What's your favorite flavor of cake? 8. Say a word in another language! 9. Say these words for me: eavesdrop, February, garage, kawaii, poppy, massage, daddy, antique, carbohydrates, snickerdoodle, anyhoo 10. Deliberately mispronounce these words: champagne, lifesavers, megabyte, chicken nugget, summer, rewind, muscle, kiss, amnesia 11. Say these curse words: fuck, bitch, jackass, dick, heck, damn, pussy, gosh dang, cunt, fudge, poppycock 12. Talk like a bro! Say these: bruh, dude, radical, hoes, You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls towards you. What's your plan? What's the difference between frosting and icing? what was your biggest "i need to get the fuck out of here" moment answer number 3 again but differently if someone says "tell me a joke" what joke do you tell them? would you have sex with yourself * What's something you learned today/this week? * What's something that made you sad today? * What are you looking forward to the most right now? * What's something that made you laugh this week? Which of the 7 Deadly Sins do you represent most? Which of the 7 Heavenly virtues do you represent the most? On a scale of 0 to 100, how gay are you and why In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times, or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs?