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my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits
"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."
"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"
"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."
"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."
"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"
"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."
"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("
"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"
"......Am I able to represent myself?"
"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."
"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"
"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"
"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"
[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]
"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."
"Can't prosecute success 😏"
"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"
"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"
"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]
"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."
"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."
"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"
"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."
"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."
[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."
"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."
"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"
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mitsi doodles because she's one of my favorites and ava is seriously infesting my brain
also little rocket corp interaction when they were first starting out (based off my humanoid headcanons)
- mitsi is squeezing victims arm because she doesn't want them to be impolite (this startles them and she didn't know it would).
- victim probably hasn't seen an eyeless stick figure before, and their social game in general wouldn't be the strongest about it (iii reference), considering their origins and the stuff they went through
- victim just doesn't know how to interact with people normally
- also what agent meant by "these glasses weren't supposed to be taken off" is alluding to the animation he was from, i thought it would be a pretty neat idea if his creator just didn't bother to give him eyes because he would already have shades covering them up the whole time (who would tbh)
- uhhh this also heavily implies that agent is self aware. idk im just throwing things around at this point
but yes i love these guys
#AWWWWWWWWMMMHHHH#sure hope nothing bad happens to them!!#I honestly love this agent design so much oml#ava
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Something’s different about mama
COOKING MAMA BLUE
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I've been into liminal spaces lately
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ooohh somewhere i'm not supposed to be
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filler post i think they would be friends (they wouldn't)
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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
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Hello dear!
Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...
Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!
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I NEED THAT ROLLIE POLLY ONE SO BAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA I NEEEEEED IT
🐾Today's Miku "figure(s)" is:🐾
Flabbermouse on Etsys Animal Keychains ver.
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hello tumblr have angel of death chosen drawing as my first post
And also this very basic ref sheet of my tco design :^^
I plan to make the others later! :D
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Okay
If this gets fifty notes, I’ll reveal the side blog, but NO spamming. You get 3 notes per person only
Should I start posting stuff about my oc here on my main
He has his own separate blog but I’m wondering if other people wanna see him
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Should I start posting stuff about my oc here on my main
He has his own separate blog but I’m wondering if other people wanna see him
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