#bruder!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!

[streatfeild]

jesus christ. just spent 4 hours arguing with an afd voting idiot……. ngl i lost even more hope in humanity

[runby2]

referencing this comic bc i realized klav would probably tell apollo,, bc he love loves apollo,,, and this

[upsidedowncoffin]

Has anyone done this. Idk. Sos

[sachermorte]

Okay it's obviously bad that the FPÖ won but you're not even Austrian so I don't know why you're so upset. You can just go back home ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[youreaclownnow]

I rewatched ep 44 last night and found myself compelled

[airenyah]

people complaining about media how siblings will call each other "brother" and "sister" and how no one does that irl

meanwhile me picking up the phone when my brother called me just now went word for word like this:

me: bruddiiiiii (transl: "bruhhhhhhhh"*) brother: schwester (transl: "sister") me: was gibts? (transl: "what's up?") *note: here i'm pronouncing the word "bruder" in a silly way, first i turned it into "brudi" which is kinda like "bro" but then i also changed the pronunciation of the vowel sounds where i pronounced the u ("oo") very short and the drew out the i ("ee") extra long

anyway hello hi it's us. me and my brother call each other "brother" and "sister" irl

[official-lauchzwiebel]

Boahhh ne da kümmert man sich um Rückrufen und so weiter bei nem Ding dass eig jemand anderen betrifft und schreibt und regelt und dann kriegt man ne fucking passiv aggressive Nachricht zurück ich glaub es hackt. Apropos 'hackt' bin sooooo kurz davor jemanden zu zerhackstückeln. LG

[whatsitzface]

Malik Bruder

[helingli]

What is the difference between China OREKU High Speed Punching Machine a...

[anxietycontinuum]

logh flower symbolism in case you are not sick of it already (with my favorite boys reuenthal & mittermeyer of course)

(as with any other analysis the only reason i'm posting this is because i haven't seen anyone done that before. if somebody else noticed the things i'm about to describe below i apologize)

ok so logh is known for having some flower symbolism in it which sometimes is pointed out outright. the biggest offender: the yellow roses with which mittermeyer proposes to eva as this is supposedly against the custom and yellow roses symbolize friendship or jealousy. oh and also the baldur's orchid or whatever it was called. but wait there's more!

one part of reuenthal's deranged thought train in ep 93 is the flashback where he gives a bouquet of yellow flowers to mittermeyer's wife as an apology for saying something insensitive about never having children. and yeah of course there's the very obvious reading "he gave these flowers to mittermeyer, not to eva". in fact in the book there was no description of eva walking in on their conversation (iirc) so he needn't have brought the flowers in the first place. but what about the flowers themselves? the way ova pictures them makes them pretty much unidentifiable, there is no info on them in the books as well.

but if we go back almost 40 episodes to ep 58, we can see that when reuenthal visits the mittermeyers, he actually brings the same flowers (once again, for wolfgang's wife)! this is a detail that is very easy to miss when you're watching the ova for the first time.

this time the book actually specifies the flowers:

jonquils, or rather "yellow daffodils" as it was written in japanese, which is pretty much the same thing. okay that checks out, they are drawn rather simplistically but if you try hard enough you can see the resemblance.

now if we check the meaning for jonquils: unrequited love, or "I desire a return of affection". i also checked the meaning in japanese, some sources say daffodils mean "respect" but yellow daffodils specifically mean unrequited love both in western and in japanese tradition (correct me if i'm wrong though, otherwise all this ranting was for nothing). so this leaves us with a few questions:

why would the author do this. why would he specify the flowers esp since whenever he does it he does it for a reason. why would he specify the color of the flowers as well. if reuenthal brought the flowers "out of sheer politeness" i don't think he'd pay much attention to their breed

why would ova turn unspecified flowers in ep 93 into jonquils from ep 58. simply for the sake of continuity? or does this mean that reuenthal keeps bringing the same damned jonquils to mittermeyer basically begging for his attention while mittermeyer is oblivious? in any case. devastating if done on purpose. and if not, i still choose to be mental about it

and yeah i know it would probably make more sense to rant about this chronologically (first ep 58 and then ep 93) but i didn't because i believe more people notice the whole "reuenthal bringing flowers to mittermeyer" shenanigans in ep 93 than the other way around.

[toyboy-molloy]

-suchdol-

Sam paced the ramparts, wondering if Henry was actually going to show up or not. He gazed out across the landscape, watching the camp like a hawk. Finally, Henry turned up looking more refreshed than he had done in a long time, an added spring in his step as he approached. It didn't take a genius to work out what he'd been up to.

"Here I am."

Sam nodded, unable to resist teasing his brother, "who was the lucky girl?"

"Give over," Henry waved a dismissive hand, blushing, "I lost track of time, that's all."

Not a girl, then. Sam narrowed his eyes, giving Henry another once over. Eventually, he sighed deeply and rubbed his forehead. Henry frowned.

"What?"

"You have shit taste in men, bruder," Sam said honestly, shaking his head, "you could have chosen anyone else! But Capon?"

Henry scoffed, rolling his eyes, "as if you wouldn't have done the same thing if Lichtenstein was here."

[wordsandrobots]

Fear not, everyone, I am here today with an exhaustive* spotter's guide to that bunch of masked lunatics we like to refer to as 'Char clones' in the Gundam fandom. Because people are always getting into this monolith of the mecha anime canon and I thought it would save some confusion.

Row 1, left to right:

Char Aznable (Mobile Suit Gundam, 1979): hey, it's that guy!

Quattro Bajeena (Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, 1985): it's that guy, again, supposedly

Free space (Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ, 1986): ZZ omits masked lunatics to make room for all the unmasked lunatics

Iron Mask (Mobile Suit Gundam F91, 1991): evil uncle stepfather dad cut-price Darth Vader

Cronicle Asher (Mobile Suit Victory Gundam, 1993): some guy who is not really trying with this whole 'mysterious masked man' thing

Schwarz Bruder (Mobile Fighter G Gundam, 1994): just your average German ninja sportsman guy (honest)

Row 2, left to right:

Zechs Merquise (New Mobile Report Gundam Wing, 1995): a totally new guy with very familiar fashion-sense

Jamil Neate (After War Gundam X, 1996): ersatz guy, but not the one you think

Harry Ord (Turn A Gundam, 1999): what a guy!

Rau Le Cruset (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED, 2002): not that guy

Neo Roanoke (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny, 2004): also not that guy, or that guy

Graham Aker (Mobile Suit Gundam 00, 2007): This guy...

Row 3, left to right:

Full Frontal (behave yourselves; Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn, 2010): not that guy either, probably, maybe, perhaps

Zeheart Galette (Mobile Suit Gundam AGE, 2011): a guy named after baked goods

Luin Lee (Gundam Reconguista in G, 2014): 'Captain Mask'

McGillis Fareed (Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS, 2015): a guy who is way too into this

Vidar (Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS, 2016): say, Iron-Blooded Orphans, how come mom lets you have two guys in masks?

Prospera Mercury (Mobile Suit Gundam the Witch from Mercury, 2022): mom

*Mainline series, at time of writing

[p1nkprincess444]

ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ - ʙɪʟʟ ᴋᴀᴜʟɪᴛᴢ

୨୧ not proof read!! ୨୧

tom kaulitz x female!reader x bill kaulitz

word count: 1,230

contents: 18+, cheating, cunilingus, angst, aftercare

You thought everything was perfect in your relationship, until rumours began to spread about your boyfriend's wandering eyes. He began coming home later at night and sometimes not coming home at all. His space in your shared bed grew cold and lonely. 

Late one night as you laid once again alone in your shared king size bed you were sent a photo. The rectangular screen of your phone lit up your face displaying a grainy dimly lit photo of your boyfriend's arms wrapped around another girl as his lips were connected to hers in a shameless kiss. You could swear you could hear your heartbeat in your ears as tears slid down your cheeks. Your vision was clouded as tears fogged your vision while your body was wracked with sobs. You couldn’t calm yourself as the image haunted your mind. The image of your boyfriend kissing another girl, a girl who wasn’t you, who was prettier than you. It completely destroyed you. You had felt as if your heart had been ripped from your chest. 

You found yourself sobbing as you made your way from your shared bedroom to the bedroom of his brother. Bill had always been there, he watched Tom leave you alone in bed late at night, he watched as he disregarded your needs and your small gestures of love, so when he saw you in his doorway with tears shimmering in your eyes while tears slid down your cheeks he knew exactly what happened. 

Bill’s arms wrapped around you pulling you into a warm embrace while your body was shaking while you sobbed. Your tears stained his shirt as he murmured soft words against your hair. Your arms were clinging to him as you sobbed while trying to tell him what happened, but your words were a complete jumbled mess. 

Bill gently pulled you back from him as he brushed hair from your face before cupping your cheeks in his hands, “ Tell me what happened meine perle.”

“ He- He cheated on me- what did I do wrong? ”

Bill shook his head in response as he held your face in his hands, “ Tom- he’s never quite satisfied, he never deserved you liebe. Come on, let me take care of you. ” 

You followed Bill into his room letting him sit you on his bed before he joined you. Your head rested on his shoulder as your mind whirled with thoughts of feeling inadequate. You barely registered Bill speaking to you until his arm wrapped your waist pulling you closer. 

“ Do you want to sleep in here tonight? ”

You nodded in response before crawling under his covers with him. Bill wasn’t like Tom, Tom didn’t even acknowledge you when he joined you in bed, but Bill had his arms wrapped around your waist pulling you against him. The shared warmth of your bodies pressed together was a comforting feeling that you hadn’t felt in months. Bill slowly shifted back from you cupping your face in his hands before his lips pressed against yours. Neither of you pulled back as the kiss intensified, clothes began to slide off as your hands wandered over each other's bodies. 

“ Mein Bruder ist ein Narr, so ein hübsches Ding wie dich wegzuwerfen. ” {My brother is a fool to throw away a pretty thing like you.} Bill’s words were mumbled as his lips stayed pressed against yours while his hands began pushing down his boxers. 

Bill’s hands moved from his clothes to yours as he completely stripped you. He disappeared under the covers before his face was completely buried between your thighs. With no warning his tongue darted out and began lapping at your folds. His hands were holding your thighs apart as his tongue pushed into your cunt. You tried to suppress the loud moans falling from your lips by hiding your face in the pillows, but it was no use. You were like a desperate horny teenager who had never had sex as your hips rolled against Bill’s face and your back arched. It had been months since Tom had touched you so it wasn’t to anyone's surprise that you came quickly. 

Bill’s head rested on your stomach as he pulled back the covers to see you with flushed cheeks and panting softly already. His fingers rubbed soft circles on your hip while his lips glistened with your juices. He slowly moved up sliding on top of you as his arms entrapped either sides of your head. He moved one of his hands back down between you both as he guided his cock to press against your entrance. His lips pressed against yours as he slowly sunk inside you. 

You could feel Bill’s cock stretching open your tight cunt, it was obvious now more than ever that Bill’s cock was double the size of Tom’s. Shameless moans were falling from your lips as Bill’s cock slid in and out of you with ease. 

“ Du bist so nass, dass du mich durchnässt hast. ” {You’re so wet, fucking soaking me.} Bill’s voice was husky as his hips snapped forward pushing deeper than you thought was ever possible. 

Pathetic high pitched and squeaky moans were falling from your lips as you neared your impending release. Bill’s face was buried in your y/h/c hair as groans and deep moans fell from his mouth. His hips began to move faster and harder as he could feel his balls tightening. Before he even had the thought to pull out from your warm cunt his cum shot deep inside you, filling you completely as your release soon followed his. 

He slowly lowered himself on top of you taking care to not squash you. You both laid there in a comfortable silence as your laboured breathing slowly returned to normal. 

Bill slowly withdrew from you watching as your mixed fluids leaked from your cunt. Before they could create too big of a mess on his sheets we cleaned both of you off with a box of tissues. He dressed you in one of his t-shirts before pulling you to lay on top of his naked form. Your face pressed into his neck inhaling the musky scent of his cologne that slowly lulled you to sleep. 

Tom arrived home later that night drunk off his ass as he stumbled into your shared bed still holding onto a bottle of vodka that was half empty. Where your usually sleeping form laid was now replaced by an empty cold spot in the bed only taken up by your phone. Tom was confused, he knew you wouldn’t be out this late and he knew you would always come home in the evening before him, so where could you be? He slowly stumbled back out of bed searching the apartment, he had searched every room but one. He fumbled with the knob for a moment before pushing open the door and stumbling in. He could make out a figure or maybe two figures perhaps on the bed. He called out for his brother in a soft whisper-like tone waiting for a response. 

Bill slowly awoke to spot his brother's figure in the middle of the room. 

“ Where- where is y/n? ”

Bill shared no words with his brother, only moving the hair from the girl's face who laid on top of him, revealing her identity not to be a random stranger but Tom’s girlfriend.

[amplexadversary]

How about since Schwarz kind of picked up a bunch of knowledge and skills from his dead "predecessor," he just speaks German now, and Kyoji and Domon are both learning it the slow way because they can/it's useful/they think it might alleviate the inevitable cloning blues for Schwarz?

Anyway maybe Schwarz is helping Domon practice conversation and starts to wax poetic with Kyoji in earshot, and Kyoji just blurts that out without realizing that Domon is in the room.

(This could also work with the roles reversed; Kyoji trying to come up with a mnemonic to remember vocabulary, and Schwarz making an off-color joke from the hallway, not realizing Domon is also present.)

forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

[holnnetd]

Catfisher!König Part 1

Warning: Suggestive content, mentions of pornography, misogyny, low-key incel behaviour, please be 18 or older if you read this!

Basically college loser!König cat fishing reader for some nudes.

In my defence, I was reading something about a cat shifter, but with my dyslexic ass brain I read catfish, and now it can't get out of my head.

This is the first part, explaining the context a little, to get into the juicy part go to part 3 (Nah I lied to you, part 3 has no smut, I changed my mind it will come in part 4)😊.

This is only fiction, please remember.

Teen!König is an absolute nerd, going to collage just because mommy said that would make her proud. She would only agree to let him join the army after he graduates, of course. Does it matter that he's an adult and doesn't have to listen to his mother's wishes? Absolutely not, he's a mamas boy. And if she wishes he goes to collage, he will.

But sadly for him, school is merciless. In military you have some kind of camaraderie, but collage? Hah, nom..

If you think people grow out of being assholes, you are only half right.

Do guys make fun of him because he's socially awkward? No, they do make fun of him for never getting laid though. It's not like he has a reason to be celibate, no religious background or not any other reason.

He just gets no cunt. Easy. Fucking virgin.

But he does have friends! Or that's what they call themselves!

Do they make demeaning comments about him and straight up just make fun of him in every way possible? Yeah, but that's how boys are. Right?

Not that it matters, he doesn't care about a group of boys bullying him. It's the girls in his classes.

Fuck, those are merciless. Or so he says. Of course a pretty girl with decent grades only gets it through sleeping, he says, fully believing his weird incel like comment.

And every time a conventionally attractive girl looks at him wrong, he's on and about how he doesn't need a lady in his life. He's better off on his own. Yeah König, go sleep with your mom when you're at it.

Tsk.

And there is you. Yes, long introduction, I know. I had to build up the climax (haha)

A gorgeous, overly feminine, hot, confident woman. Ugh, he gets hard when you walk by and he gets a whiff of that smell.

And his bestest of asshole fuckboy friends, seem to take a notice in his little crush, not that he would say it out loud, but he looks like he jacked off to you at least thrice this week.

"Eh, you like?" That one loudest guy ask, jabbing his elbow into Königs side as their gases follows your ass.

König grunts out a noise, probably confirmation.

"Fucking sucks you're ugly." He snickers and that ass kissing fucker behind him laughs too, trying to get closer to that guy's fucking asshole. Tsk.

König rolls his eyes, giving him a dismissive side eye. "Don't you have a girlfriend to fuck, Rody? I'm sure she has been complaining about your bed performance to her friends lately." He scoffs back.

Rody chuckles and shakes his head. "Don't matter. She doesn't know what's fucking good for her." He hums and that boot licker agrees, making some degenerate comment.

Both König and Rody shoot him an annoyed look. No one stands this guy but he refuses to leave their side. A thorn dressed as a leaf, really.

"But if you're that desperate to get something from her, just text her from a fake account. I assure you she won't answer the profile you're stalking her with." He huffs and König scoffs in annoyance. "Why are you so invested in my account activity, Bruder?"

But later that night, in a desperate attempt to get off he started browsing for some good old porn, hoping to get his sickly horny mind off of your body, but not one of those overly erotic videos seems to be getting him off.

Browsing through the categories didn't do shit to him. Solo female? Too old, too old, too plastic, too small toy, too loud and this one doesn't look of age, nope. Absolutely not.

That's not it.

But staring at those he did get an idea, getting crafty after his super friendly asshole friend inspired him.

..., Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

[calliopeslyre]

I think I just found my new favourite Clip lmao

From the newest BastiGHG video

Translation/Description:

Basti: Bro ist am Kochen (bro is cooking)

Kevin: Oh mein Gott. Er spielt das Spiel nicht zum Ersten Mal! (Omg, he's not playing that game for the first time!)

Basti: Kevin, mit der Performance schaffen wir das heute first try, na? (Kevin, with that Performance we're gonna do this first try today)

Kevin: Guck dir das an! (Look at this!)

Basti: Du bist wach! (You're awake! -> 'you're paying attention')

wheeeee

Basti: *wheeze* Bro das hast du gerade nicht gemacht *laugh* Kevin (Bro, you did not just do that... Kevin)

Kevin: Bro, warum ist denn da ein Loch (Bro, why is there a hole?)

Basti: Ja weil wir im Nether sind. Hier sind überall Löcher! ('Cause we're in the Nether. There are holes everywhere!)

Kevin: Bruder, ich mach das aller erste mal ein bisschen Scheiße und es passiert das? Ich war so konzentriert die ganze Zeit, ich wollte einmal kurz ein bisschen Scheiße bauen. (Brother, I'm fooling around one time and that happens? I was so concentrated for the entire time, I just wanted to fuck around a bit.)

Basti: Normalerweise ist ausloggen auch nicht so erlaubt in meinen Challenges also eigentlich ist Tod ist Tod! (normally logging out isn't that allowed in my challenges so death is death!)

Kevin: Bro es ging mir gerade nicht darum was erlaubt ist oder was nicht!! (Bro, at that point I didn't care about what was allowed and what wasn't!!)

Basti: also ich hab hier bestimmt gleich ein paar böse Kommentare unter meinem Video wenn du jetzt nicht stirbst also- (I'll definitely have some mean comments under my video if you don't die now, so-)

Kevin: *sigh* es tut mir leid, es ist meine Schuld, es war einfach aus Reflex okay? *music* Okay, ich versuch’s mal, ich versuch's mal. Ich geh mal rein, ne? (*sigh* Im sorry, it's my fault, it was just a reflex, okay? *music* Okay, I'm just gonna try, just gonna try. I'm logging in...)

*joins game* *plop and fall sound effect*