#brucexthor

[nr-yb-wm-hm]

When I start bingeing a show, I do not merely watch the show. I search them up on Tumblr and follow the tags and bloggers that post about the show. I reblog fanart. I go on Wattpad. I find headcannons that are so much better than the cannon. I ship characters with a passion that I should reserve for my future ‘love of my life’. When I discover a new show, I do not watch it. 

I join it. 

[ddisco]

Marvel is straight: an investigation

Exhibit A:

In this post. It seem that Wade Wilson, alternatively known as Deadpool, is asking for Peter Parker, the superhero, spiderman, to stop squirming as they are tied up together, or else Deadpool will make use of his genitals, which he calls his katana.

Exhibit B:

In this photo, we see that Deadpool is asking Spiderman to kiss him and to do a deed called "fanservice" in the form of giving content to be used for yaoi, an art form of drawing homosexual intimacy. Spiderman declines but Deadpool keeps trying.

Exhibit C:

This is a screenshot of actor Chris Hemsworth at work taking on the role of Thor. Taika, the person featured on the left, seems to be wearing an ensemble meant to represent The Hulk for it to be easier to use cgi in movie editing. But it seems that Thor is kissing the ensemble, meaning that Thor is kissing The Hulk.

This is what I have gathered from our evidence so far, so if I find any more to support the idea that Marvel, is in fact, NOT heterosexual, I will update.

I put too much effort into this thank you and goodnight.

[idy-ll-ique]

@/marvel make BrucexThor canon cowards

[avadoherr]

This is literally sooooo cute! BrucexThor is one of my favorite gay ships

[the-abominable-hulk]

I really love your blog! Especially the BrucexThor content :D definently a ship!

@silverwing2522

Ah!!!! Thank you so much!!!!! 💙

I’m kind of new in the Marvel fandom, and thorbruce is definitely a new ship for me, but I’m enjoying it so far!! I really love your blog too!

[voidcollectorsworld]

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me watching the movie,unedited:

the first hour:

cliff losing his family at the begining and me being oh honey no.

the quality was so bad i thought tony had died.then he woke up and i stopped being sad.

then the old team was reunited and i lost my shit because(steve ran for tony before pepper did and i am sorry but now i also ship stony,like before ,i didnt really have an opinion about it) tony was sat there like a cancer kid and he said i told you so,he said cap wasnt there to help like he said he would.then he ripped out his reactor heart and put it in his hand (i lost my shit is that technically suicide???)i cried.

thor beheading that purple used toilet paper was overwhelming.like welp.what now?

scott coming back was more emotional for me than i thought it would.i cried when he hugged her daughter.

tony retiring and having a cute daughter and living far away was THE thing i had always hoped for.but he had a photo of peter and clearly he feels like he lost a child so of fucking course he would help the team.

i lost my shit with hipster-hulk.like omfg.i can already see all the brucexthor fanfics updating to this version :)

valkyrie is still a cutie.

when they said time travel my first thought was loki.

i know fat!thor is supposed to be comic relief but,if i be honest,i loved it more than regular thor?like all those high definition abs are always welcome but real vikings must have looked like this,like if you watch those strongest men competition shows they have muscles that arent for show and tell and they have bellies and also his hair is long again and i loved it because unlike the other times,the coloring wasnt poor quality wig,i could tell even with the hdcam quality :)

thor plays fortnite and has a beer belly and has been mourning he never shaved or cut his hair again (i love new asgard)

the 2nd hour:

thor being cringy and sad about the past.

thor having a panic attack.

bruce trying to conjure anger.

tony and scott debating on cap's ass in tights.

loki in his cell.loki making fun of cap.

loki doing a tiny hand good bye in the lift.

couldnt catch what cap said to the security guy "trust me what"?

gagged loki eye roll

loki noticing the case :)))) omfg my opportunistic baby :)))))))))

also yes he is fucking powerful he touches the stone bare handed.yall remember what happens a normie does that right?

thor giving tony the equavalent of defibrillation

yes.this is the captain america erotic auto asphyxiation thing i never knew i needed in my life

thanos looking thru nebula's memories 😑

thor and his mom getting jump scared lol also awwwww hug advice awww iloveyoumum *imcrying*

yas mjolnir is back baby

quill is an idiot lolol

i have never shipped stony in my life and now i stan it so much it isnt my fault theyre just going so strong in this movie

howard...potts :)))))

omg is tony gonna see his mom?his own birth?

oh peggy :(

weird beard :)

cliff and natasha doing the pride and prejudice forehead touch i am not crying you are

let me go *cry*

oh no thats the old version nebula i know it

clint where is nat? :(

yeah just killed off the original girl :(((

just let me do something good :(

woah woah woah thor honey stahp

bruce no

gamma rays.my oldest enemy

thor double thumbs up

fucking thanos and old nebula

like really you could've made this a more fun more classic heist oceans 12 avengers fun but oh no lets recylce the most stupid dumbest plot in history that got so much fucking budget without anyone shutting out for being so fucking stupid a 12 year old could debunk like really are there no people in hollywood are yall a bunch of brainless seeweed?

the whole place ruined ugh

the final hour:

run cliff run *gets finnick odair ptsd flashbacks*

they become sister yes coz gamora always looks for a tiny nod from nebula yes i wont cry

"you could not live with your own failure",is thanos my depression talking?

thanos goes on another pseudophilosophical hashtag deep fuckboi mansplaining rant

this is stupid they shouldve brought carol with them

omg omg omg omg omgour theoryguys our theorycap and mjolnir yassssss yassss yassss "i knew it"

ohno the shield nooo

but steve always gets back up parallel to the captain america origin story 😭

oh no the ugly army

wakanda forever bitches :))))

doctor strange yaaaaay

peter!!!honey!!im crying i cant breathe

bucky!

val!!

groot!

wasp!

"ah give me that,you can have the little one" awww

peter and tony meeting again :) (i watched this scene 6 times in a row !!!)

peter :you remember when we were in space and i got all dusty?and i wokeup and you were gone and dr strange was ther-

tony : *looks at peter like my son is alive i cant believe he is really alive shut up you have no idea how much i love you and you put me through hell let me give you a real hug *

peter:*steps back cause he has no idea*

tony: *hugs peter.yeah.now it feels real*

peter:oh this is nice

gamora decked quil haahaha serves him right

"this is the one?srsly?"

"choices were him or a tree" 😂

yeah play american football with the gauntlet imSURE nothing bad will happen

hello my name is scarlet witch your killed my boyfriend prepare to die!

carol *i came in like a wrecking ball* :)

all female badass team :)))))))))

are you fucking kidding me?are you fucking kidding me?he got the glove back again?this is bad writing and impossible

carol denvers is THAT fucking strong yet still bad writing guys thanos knocking her away is bad writing

tony looks at his husband.

strange looks at tony.

tony no!

"i am inevitable"

*snaps*

nothing happens...

*audiance laughs*

i...am...ironman...*snaps*

tony plz take it off i swear if you die😢...

mister stark we won 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

peter...had to go...through...that...again...after uncle ben....oh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

im sobbing and angry and i was hugging my tv and kneeling in front of it and then kicking the air and throwing the pillows and punching them😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

val is queen now.

thor is leaving for space adventures.

"everyone knows who's in charge"

😐

why is cap old

this bucky erasure😐😐😐😐😐

my hdcam version's audio was cut off at the end also no end screen

[lovethedanielhd]

Brucexthor

who’s the cuddler: Thor

who makes the bed: Bruce :D 

who wakes up first: Bruce! 

who has the weird taste in music: Thor XD

who is more protective: Bruce! 

who sings in the shower: Thor hahaha 

who cries during movies: THOR AS WELL 

who spends the most while out shopping: Thor? 

who kisses more roughly: Bruce

who is more dominate: Thor!

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 8 not one of my favorites but they’re really cute! 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

You know i actually meant brucexthor but fuck it who cares

If i was an animator

I would make a brucexloki animation meme to the song “idfc” by blackbear,

JUST SO I COULD PUT A PICTURE OF HELLA EVERYTIME THE SONG SAYS “CUZ I HAVE HELLA FEELINGS FOR YOU”

This is what i consider comedy, you see.

[novellaqueen]

Thor + Bruce "So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you."

[sweetmarmite]

I swear, this ship is taking over my entire life, I'm so in love with this ship.

[ranebowstitches]

I SAW THE AVENGERS YESTERDAY AND I DIDNT BLOG ABOUT IT CAUSE I LEFT MY IPOD IN MY BAG IN MY FRIENDS CAR BUT I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO TELL YOU GUYS OMG

[sweetmarmite]

So I was watching the gag reel and yeah :3 ThunderScience.