#brozart

[the-garrett-bros]

Here's some background info for the bros!

Seeing how Hunk is older at the end of S8, I thought I'd update their ages to reflect that.

Which bro do you think has the best nickname?

-Mod Tiana

[brozart-illustration]

Monsieur Aznavour : Peinture acrylique 80 x 60cm Noir & Doré

[arkyheartless]

#NEWHEAT 🎧🔥 #BROZART GENRE: #Sampled #hiphop / #trap /#cardib #typebeat #instrumental CONTENT LINK: https://heartlessn8tion.beatstars.com/beat/brozart-2338464 Available now on #BEATSTARS #Producer #Gamer #beatmaker #seriousinquiriesonly Follow me on social media for instant updates of our upcoming events, music and gaming uploads and more. https://linktr.ee/arkyheartless Become a patron for $1/month at Patreon! Click the link to learn more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/arkyheartless (at Bronx, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4DDvtge9r/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vk098gi84p62

[the-dense-fish]

cute phrases to put on booty shorts:

- you do not recognize the bodies in the water

- brury regevoy

- a holding of envelope logistics

- system to contain unsustainable threats to life and existence

- reap what you sow

- did you know world renowned writer stephen king was once hit by a car? just something to consider

- big brozart is watching you

- a-p individuals do not use unless mandated

- yeah we’re totally going to hell for this

- perfectly legal, thank you very much

- big narf

- manna charitable official delegate

[crime-bot]

Hey bro, broski, brosicle, broseidon, god of the brocean, brotato chip, brotein shake, Brosef Stalin, Barack Brobama, Teddy Brosevelt, Don Quibrote, Adrien Brody, Gallilebro Gallilel, Napoleon Bronaparte, Brobo Cop, Leonardo Dicapribro, Broseph Mengele, Bro Nye the Science Guy, Selena Bromez, Broey Deschanel, Bro Dimaggio, Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Brohemian Rhapsody, Osama Bro Laden, Mighty Bro Young, Brodo the Hobbit Bro, Broprah Winfrey, Broby Dick, Abroham Lincoln, what's up?

(Taken from Tumblr user @The-Vashta-Nerada and compiled in a title for you. Since I can't tag on mobile for some reason, if someone could kindly tag them in order to remind them of their sins, I would greatly appreciate that.)

[scp-3817]

Splash illustration from SCP-4009 - Big Brozart is Watching You by Mendelssohn (that’s me!) Composers, artistic competition, high risk and constant anxiety rule in the world of SCP-4009!

(I KEEP FORGETTING TO UPLOAD THIS ONE DFJASDHJAHAH)

I’ll most likely be rewriting this SCP sometime soon though. The original article was written during the 4000 contest period and as such turned out really rushed.

[its-me-squaznik]

Brohan Sebastian Bach

&

Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart

in

Broque

[the-garrett-bros]

Here's the Garrett Bros 2019 redesigns!

Who do you think made the biggest change?

Wanna know what the bros have been up to? Send us some asks!

-Mod Tiana

[dare-i-say-asexual]

bozart

brozart the enjoyment of classical music but for bros

[thecompetitor-a]

AESTHETICS: disfrcz & @carpenvctem ( stcyhype )

        ------ hey bro, bro, broski, brosicle, broseidon: god of the brocean, brotato chip, brotein         shake, brosef stalin, barack brobama, teddy brosevelt, don quibrote, adrien brody,         gallilebro gallilei, napoleon bronaparte, brobo cop, leonardo dicapribro, broseph         mengele, bro nye the science guy, selena bromez, broey deschanel, bro dimaggio,         wolfgang amadaeus brozart, brohemian rhapsody, mighty bro young, brodo the         hobbit, brobroprah winfrey, broby dick, abroham lincoln............what’s up

[noticierouniversal-blog]

Volkswagen cambia el diésel por el gas

Volkswagen cambia el diésel por el gas

La compañía se ha fijado como objetivo que los alrededor de 100.0000 coches gas que circulan actualmente en Alemania hayan pasado a superar el millón en 2025 “Nos lo tomamos completamente en serio”, ha dicho el portavoz de Innovación de Volkswagen, Adnreas Brozart, sobre el impulso a la generalización de los automóviles de motor gas en Alemania, en sustitución del defenestrado diésel. La compañía…

[jetsetwanderlife]

"That's a lovely accent. New Jersey?" "Austria." "Austria? Well then, G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" Austria is not Australia, as the shirts in Austria like to point out, there are no kangaroos in Austria. You know what they DO have in Austria? Mozart. That's Mozart's birthplace AND his piano in those photos. Our trip to Austria was basically, "We'll be close, might as well visit another country." Salzburg turned out to be one of our favorite places. Mozart's birthplace and residence and instruments were cool. Hellbrunn Palace is among the most fun and weird places we've been. And amazing food. Do the Salzburg pass and thank me later. #jetsetwanderlife #austria #salzburg #mozart #brozart #mozartismybrotzart #Hellbrun #HellbrunnPalace #Europe #EuropeanChocolate #whyiseurochocolatesomuchbetter #mitchandcaitlinadventures #travel #travelblog #travelphotography #wanderlust #wanderers #austrianotaustralia #salzburgAustria #travelblogger #travelers (at Salzburg, Austria) https://www.instagram.com/p/BohuY5FnJhB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nmfewf4lgbmw

[unanimousbenefits]

me.

[albertibass]

Some neato screen caps I snagged from filming today

[greenjeweledforest]

Annnd…Billy Joe Cobra!

[the-garrett-bros]

Trying something new! I wanna start posting short drabbles along with bros art!

Let me know if you like this and wanna see more posts like this! Drabble under the cut!

Staring Contest

Warnings: Some Adult Humor, Cursing, Punny Outkast - “Hey Ya” References

Mama Masina stepped away from dinner for a moment and was shocked to find that the dining room was suddenly quiet.

A quiet dinner in a home full of boys? Not possible.

She entered to find all her sons sitting quietly, motionless, glaring at each other intensely.

"What's going on?"

There was a brief silence before anyone finally spoke, worried it'd break their concentration.

Hunk was the first to go, groaning as he slumped back in his chair.

"We're having a staring contest to see who gets the last piece of pani popo, mama."

That's when she recognized the bun sitting alone in the middle of the table, untouched.

"Let Tatsuo take it home. Nobu and Yuki love their Baba's pani popo."

Hearing his name made Tatsuo snap, blinking his eyes momentarily from Hajime's gaze.

"Damn!" He banged his fist on the table, rattling the metal silverware against the surface.

"No. We already know Tatsuo would just eat it on the way home." Hunk laughed.

Tatsuo slouched forward, before excusing himself from the table, carrying his plate and glass to the kitchen.

"He's right. Plus, Nobu and Yuki hate sharing food."

"So they're at that age now huh?" Tatsuo approached, hunching over and stretching his arms around Mama Masina's shoulders, pulling her into a tender hug.

"They used to eat cookies out each other’s diapers as toddlers, now they can't even handle the other one touching them too long."

"Aw that sounds like some brothers I know, she glanced lovingly over at Hiroki and Hajime who were leering at each other.

Hajime made a low, lingering hum as he bit his lips, eyes twitching but Hiroki held strong, face unmoving.

"Oh--Haha's gonna crack!" Hunk cheered. Hajime tugged on his eyelids in a last ditch effort, but ultimately ended up blinking. "Fuck!" He shouted.

"Language!" Hunk laughed. "You're a monster, dude." Hajime quipped.

"I bet he sleeps with his eyes open." Tatsuo added upon returning.

And then there were two.

Everybody watched intensely as Kenta and Hiroki, lifelong rivals, glared at each other intensely.

This was like second nature to the two bros that didn't really tolerate each other.

Hajime held his spoon up to his mouth as a faux microphone.

"Hiroki's resting bitch face has gotten him this far-- but can Kenta's appetite bring him the win?"

Kenta spoke, catching all of the eliminated by surprise.

"I'm not even hungry. I just don't want this guy to have it."

Hunk grabbed his spoon and dramatically announced onto it. "Ooh. Ice cold."

Hajime shimmied as he chanted in an increasingly louder whisper. "Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright."

The whole room burst into laughter and Kenta bit his cheek, trying to quell the laugh within him before a giggle slipped out, then he was squeezing his eyes shut, bursting into laughter as everyone cheered and applauded.

"I'm gonna-- fuckin kill you, Haha." He laughed, overtaken by a fit of giggles as he reached over and fisted his brother's t shirt.

Hiroki stood triumphantly, grabbing the coco bun from the foil pan in the center of the table and cramming it into his mouth.

"How can you even fit that in your mouth, Hiroki?" Tatsuo ogled at the man, chomping down on the sweet coconutey prize.

"The same reason the knees of his pants are always rubbed out..." Hajime muttered, loud enough for Kenta, Hiroki, and Hunk to hear which sent Hiroki out of his seat, laughing as he clenched his too full stomach. Instead of beating the smaller man he settled for discreetly flipping him the bird instead.

"You boys stop playing around while he’s eating. Hiroki’s too tall for me to give him the Heimlich maneuver." Mama Masina scolded.

Hiroki cleared his throat, sliding back into his chair as the room of men echoed. "Sorry, mama."