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captainsaltypear · 1 year ago
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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noodles-and-tea · 5 months ago
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Continuation of this
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inkskinned · 1 month ago
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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lunewolf13 · 1 month ago
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Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.
Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?
Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.
Jason: ...Huh??
Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.
Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??
Jason: What boyfriend??
As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??
Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.
Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?
Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.
Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)
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nibbelraz · 3 months ago
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OG Shang Qinghua loves his brother even if he says nonsense most of the time
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nightmarereverie · 8 months ago
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Circa 1900, Bat in Flight with the Man in the Moon brooch. Made by Unger Brothers, USA. ❤︎₊ ⊹
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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
Previous!!
Next!!
First!!
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morganbritton132 · 5 months ago
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
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demaparbat-hp · 2 months ago
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Hey, Spitfire! Try not to kill your brother ahead of time!
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Looking for Ursa right after being banished had some...wildly unexpected results. One: Zuko actually found her. Two: she wasn't alone. Three: leaving her children behind in order to protect them was, apparently, just something she did.
Looking at the bright side, Zuko now had a three-year-old younger brother to look after. Looking at the dark side, Zuko now had a three-year-old kid he needed to parent while also keeping him a secret from his father because—may Agni help him—the Fire Lord would have to go through Zuko first if he dared to even look at Lu Ten II.
(AKA an AU in which Zuko is a good big brother and doesn't want another kid to grow up like he did.)
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potato-lord-but-not · 8 days ago
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pspspspspsp more human yellow- he’s so angry all the time
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notrobinsomethingworse · 24 days ago
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Teacher: anyone have any questions?
Kid!Dick: [raises hand]
Teacher: yes?
Dick: If I ate a tuna in front of another tuna would it count as psychological torture?
Teacher: …
Teacher: Any questions related to the topic at hand.
Dick: [raises hand]
Teacher: Anyone other than Mr Grayson.
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fruitfloats · 7 months ago
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Jason who as a robin did everything to be like Dick and can still fight in his style and often will switch to it if he gets into particularly tight situations.
Jason and Dick who are like Bruce's twin children despite their age gap.
Jason who copied Dick so much as a child that they have many of the same habits, you can hear Dick's accent affecting Jason's accent when they talk to each other.
Dick who organizes things the way Jason does because Jason would help him clean his room sometimes and it stuck.
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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago
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How does Ford react to Fidds taking Stan with him on a creature hunt? A sea based hunt at that.
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He gets a lil jealous
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theellipelli · 17 days ago
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arent you gonna wake up sometime soon ?
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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago
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Gregory making sure Michael is a true FNAF fan
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dcxdpdabbles · 9 days ago
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Damian: I wish to formally apologize for my behavior last night. It out of line to tazzer you.
Danny: It's alright. You thought you were protecting your older brother from an intruder. Ancients know I would have done the same if I found a stanger in my older brother's bed at your age, too. Classic case of mistaken identity.
Damian: Yes. Mistaken. I was not aware you were Ricard's paramour, and I did not plan to attack beforehand. Obviously.
Danny: Right! I will admit the tazzer to the gut, and the bat to the face was a sick combo! You would be a terror in street fights!
Damian: *Eye twitchs* A street fight lacks class.
Danny: Whatever gets the job done, class or not, am I right?
Damain under his breath: How did this fool seduce Richard? And how has he survived all attempts to scare him away thus far?
Danny: What was that?
Damian: I said my friend Jon sent you flowers. He was quite worried after Richard informed him of your fall down the stairs from the force of my swing.
Danny: That's nice of him. Can you put them across the room? I'm allergic to pollen.
Damain: Allergic? Who would have guessed. How allergic are you? Hmm? Deadly perhaps?
Danny: Oh, I'm not deathly allergic. It's just a mild inconvenience, not to worry.
Damain: *eye twitches increase* That's great. You seem rather chipper for a man who rolled down two flights of stairs. I suppose your injuries were not serious?
Danny: Yup! The doctor said I should be out by this afternoon. Just in time for dinner at your house!
Damian through clenched teeth: That's wonderful. I can't wait to see you dining at MY family table. Next to Richard. Smiling.
Danny: I know. I can't wait either! Alfred said he made me a whole batch of cookies to welcome me.
Damian: How. Wonderful.
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