#brosecco

[suck-too-hard-on-your-jaskier]

[saberamane]

Warning for language in this ficlet.

Desmond: You know how it's only champagne if it's from the French town of Champagne? And otherwise, it's sparkling wine?

Clay: Yeah?

Desmond: I wish more things were like that.

Clay: What do you mean?

Desmond: For example. Someone isn't a wanker unless they're from the French town of Wanqer. Otherwise, they're just a sparkling fuckwit.

Clay: *snorts a laugh*

*Federico and Ezio stop their conversation, looking over, interested.*

Desmond: He's not your fiancee unless he's from the French town of Fiance. Otherwise, he's just a sparkling future husband.

*Federico, Ezio, and Clay laugh*

Desmond: Or as I prefer to call it, a brosecco.

*Wheezing laughter*

Desmond: It's only as pussy if it's from the Poosay region of France, otherwise it's just a-

Clay cuts in, red in the face from laughter: Sparkling cunt!

All four break down in laughter, eyes watering, gasping in air.

Maria and Giovanni, off to the side: *Shakes heads in exasperation.

[donkeysyears]

brosecco sounds like a whole new level of friendzone

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[haikyuu-plus]

Yeaaaaaaah the ask box is open!I really like your writing.☺ What about a scenario with Bokuto and Kuroo and Akaashi's S/O teaming up to annoy Akaashi? The context is up to you. 😘

[Info: This was written with the thought that they are all at a legal drinking age. Hope this was funny enough, although perhaps I focused a little too much on the bromance at hand.. ( ´﹀` ).]

Akaashi and his significant other soon developed a liking for different types of wine, inviting both Bokuto and Kuroo to accompany the on a wine-tasting event

On this event the guests were given the opportunity to suggest new names for new types of wine that were supposed to be sold soon

Akaashi’s partner, Bokuto and Kuroo took the wine-tasting to a new level, making the setter wonder when they’d finally drown in the luxurious beverage

Surrounded by his partner’s giggling, his head perked up when he heard the first thing that caused an avalanche of poor puns

“That definitely tastes like brosé!” “Put that on the suggestion sheet!”“Hey, ____, how does your brosecco taste?”

Akaashi watched in horror as his partner almost choked on their drink, as they tried to swallow the liquid while holding back yet another laugh

The second they had recovered, Akaashi’s right eye started to twitch as they suggested: “How about we go for some mangria now?”

“Keiji, would you prefer some manscato?”

While the three drunk idiots were still discussing manly names for the new sorts of wine, Akaashi slowly started to back away, praying to disappear without anyone noticing