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Of course he did. Single loving dad. Who wouldn't want him as a husband.

Drew him cause he won the robot husband polls on Twitter again lol

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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

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obviously the doylist reason why the Autobots keep befriending human children is bcos they are in a kids TV show but on a watsonist level i like to think they're a bit hazy on what children actually are

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transformers porn terminology is hilarious because there's a transformers character named spike. sure, some humans are nicknamed "dick," but that's not as common anymore; also the nickname came about before the slang. but spike has probably been the cybertronian word for penis since before humans even existed.

im imagining a bunch of immature autobots who can't stop giggling about it and optimus prime is like "stop that. it is rude to make fun of our human friend." but secretly he thinks it's funny too he's just more openly respectful.

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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

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He said he wanted no pickles !!!

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i was kind of imagining all 15 pipes dropping at the same time in one cacophony but he drops them one after another very methodically and then sighs and goes At least i only dropped 14 of them.. & then there's. well you're smart you can figure this one out

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Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

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I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

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This is badass: Medieval Nubian Fashion Brought to Life. Click through to the link because there’s more replica clothing and it is all stunning!

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ford's expression and the way he shakes as he erases stan's memory guts me to the core. just imagine. you've been apart from your brother for decades. he used to be your best friend. you spent years hating him and years missing him. you were going to spend the rest of your lives together. you don't get along anymore. you used to know each other like the back of your hands. but even after so long apart, he can still fake your voice and mannerisms like it's nothing. and then you have to erase everything. there are no more second chances. you don't get to fix this. he got you back, but if you do this, you'll never get your brother back.

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Affordable frog costume

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Funny thing based off of an interaction between me n @save-me-im-feeling

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Also here's what I looked like cuz it's absolutely hilarious to me

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