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imlivinginyourtrashcan · 7 months ago

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Hi hello and howdy

Since I can't contain my thoughts here's all the "Mirage" logicistics. Basically they either swap or enhance ones personality, heres a few examples:

Mirage Lenore is way more looney and impulsive, with a practically nonexistant off switch having to be dragged off screaming before she sets anything on fire, her group mainly sticks with her for fear of their own lives and she and Annabel are ALLOWED TO BE GAY!!! HOORAY!!! They still have the pretend to hate each other thing but thats mainly due to Annabel's paranoia

Mirage Duke is a shit magician who constantly looses parts of his tricks, he's also like WAYYY too overdramatic, the kinda mf to fall over if you steal his chip,

"MY CHIP!!"

"Its... its just a crisp.."

"I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!"

"Oh my god..."

So yeah, pathetic cringefail looser LMFAO, but he is the kinda person to pull a "OMG MY BEST FRIEND! MOVE!" And shove whoever out of his way

Mirage Pluto is if you took a wet cat and made him a golden retriever. He's very hyperactive, social, easily distracted. Mf is like "wanna hear abt my hyperfixations?!" Talks and doesn't wait for an answer a neat thing i did with some characters Mirage's is i inverted stuff abt them like hair, emblems, all that. He still thinks M! Duke's magic is cool

Mirage Berenice is a feral little creature, constantly biting or nibbling on things (mainly Eulalies arm, or her own. I dont think chewlery exists in the victorian era). She's also the queen of being unhinged, in spectre form shes somewhat normal at least. For the most part she's in her own world

Mirage Eulalie is the mean autistic, less into creepy/old things n thinks their lame and/or weird. She's the one dragging Berenice around and keeping the gang from falling apart. Her and M! Morella really out here sharing the only group braincell, shes also blunt as fuck and wont hesitate to tell you you look bad. I wanted to lean more into the japanese part of her character so she just kinda- speaks more of it now (lol idk how else to explain it)

Mirage Morella, like M! Eulalie, is a mean autistic. She's less emotional, and more of "I dont give a damn just get me out of here.", sticks with whatever group she's feelin that day tbh. Won't tell you you look bad, will probably just call you a dumbass and leave

Mirage Annabel is kinda like regular Annabel but without the "Life is like chess" mentality. So more jumpy, kinda a walking talking mental breakdown waiting to happen. Excess paranoia and increase of hallucinations cus pookie and I decided we aren't giving her a break

Mirage Prospero is no longer fancy and polite, he is sopping wet germaphobic wet cat. He will go through great lengths to avoid disease, faints around blood and puke, screams at the sight of his own rats (or just rats/bugs in general), actively raising his and Annabel's blood pressure with how scardy he is.

Mirage Montresor is imo the funniest one cuz he's just a polite little gentleman, doin all the chivalry shit like opening doors, pushing chairs in and out, saying his pleases/thank yous/welcomes, he's even calling everyone "Sir" and "Ma'am". He's still an asshole, but you really gotta provoke him to see that

Tbh, I didn't think much abt Mirage Will since Will to me is kinda just there as Monty's lackey who gets kicked around. SO he's less of a pushover, more demanding, up and refuses what people tell him, bullies M! Monty, he tried bullying M! Ada and M! Morella but bro got his ass kicked. On top of it, he's unfortunately more sexist and stubborn. No more people pleasing ig 🤷‍♀️

Finally, Mirage Ada. What I wanted to do for her is have her be an absolute girlboss who is always serving 100% of the time. Everything she does is her choice and for her and her friends, and and and shes Aroace too, pretty chill when she has to reject someone just like:

"Hey i like u"

"Oh! I don't feel the same but we can still be friends?"

"Ok"

EPIC HIGH FIVE

She also beat M! Will up, good for her

So uh, yeah! Thats all i got. If you have questions, feel free to comment or ask in the askbox. :)

#nevermore webcomic #annabel lee webtoon #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee whitlock #annabel lee nevermore #duke nevermore #pluto nevermore #eulalie nevermore #berenice nevermore #prospero nevermore #will nevermore #morella nevermore #nevermore fanfic

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total-drama-atlas · 1 year ago

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Okay so… the recap is showing the puking and… it’s rainbow. GOOD CHANGE

OKAY IM SO GLAD RIPPER IS GONE

Also it was recently brought to my attention that Terry McGurrin also voiced Jonesy on 6teen so. That’s something ig

Priya is a girlboss actually. I thought at first she would be a pushover but she’s such a girlboss. I feel like I should mention that

PRIYA ACCIDENTALLY HITTING MILLIE WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND IS SO FUNNY BC BRIDGETTE DID THAT IN S1 TOO

hey Julia why exactly do you refuse to ally with Bowie 🤨

i feel like I missed something. tapeworm?? man i am glad i skipped ep8

“A talking bush? That’s amazing!” Zee my beloved

Hold on why does Emma not want to flirt with chase. I thought they were back together. did she come to her senses and dump him

STOP WHY DID MY BOY ZEE TRY TO EAT A BUTTERFLY 💀

WHY IS CHASE SO CONCEITED OMG

“Nice try bush, but im not falling for tha-“ I love zee guys could you tell

“Im totally ideaing! *gasp* I IDEAED” why is he so funny

Zee honey that’s just not how that works…

I AGREE WITH THE NETWORK

We haven’t seen boney island yet, right? That would be fun to have in a challenge or episode

Yeah there’s going to be some sadistic twist

“When I have a good feeling about something, it usually goes great! Or really really bad. It’s about fifty-fifty.” that is so real

I love how sierra and topher were super fans of the show ON the show, and Priya is the child of two super fans. Obv not those two, but the way she has clearly studied the show gives her very sierra vibes. Just not stalkerish

the fact that some of the canoes are blue is fine. But if they were all red and green that would have been so cute. bc the bass and gophers in s1 were red and green. And their canoes in Izzy’s first elimination episode matched. It would’ve been a nice and subtle callback

STOP NIT THE “I have not eaten one vegetable.” WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY

JULIA IS A GIRLBOSS OMG SLAY

Julia babes you’re also blonde

Chase gives me elevator boy vibes

CHASE STOP TRYING TO TAKE HER WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT SHE ISNT INTO YOU

thanks a lot chase you sank Emma’s boat. jerk

YOU GO GIRLIE

TOTAL DRAMA BEARS MY BELOVEDS

i think glasses bear should come back I missed it

WHY IS THE COLORING DIFFERENT ON THE BEARS THEYRE REDDER WHAT

i love the bears having a funeral. This is the real reason people watch total drama. For the bears

I feel like they’re gonna find out zee is in both alliances. It’s a setup to send him home I think :(( I hope I’m wrong I hope chase gets booted

“I forgot why I came in here” zee is so real guys

Emma has every right to be mad but girl I think chase is for once not being a jerk and there might actually be something

yeah that checks out

Julia they literally screamed “WATERFALL” how did you not notice

“I THINK THE STREAMS BROKEN DOWN” zee my beloved

Millie why would you say that. Of course it is

“Why are you like this?” Chef having grown as a person but still doing the show because he needs a paycheck and his husband really likes doing the show. But also he questions his husband

WHY DOES CHASE HAVE SUCH INTRICATE HIGHLIGHTS guys as much as a hate on chase… I think he really does like Emma

I love how chef really visibly cares about the kids. He’s really a good guy now. He’s grown.

This episode is either building up to zee leaving at the end or. it’s all a trick

“I know I had a reason for coming in here…”

Oh my god chase just broke the confessional

“Chase! Dude! You gotta knock bro!” I can see zee has his priorities straight

It’s called honey mountain. Honestly I should have seen that coming

The only scenario I will like seeing chase get immunity is that while he flies toward the mountain he hits his head really hard on the bell and therefore wins. But also getting a concussion

yk what that’s good too he gets bee stings

BOWIE JUST GO JUST RING IT

“You look like you can’t afford to pay anyone back.” DAMN

what are you doing with your leg I don’t think it’s supposed to bend that way

Oh no zee is about to be found out 😬 sorry pooks

“I didn’t know who to help… but then I remembered. Zee! You have TWO HANDS!”

Man Julia looks awful. Feel kind of bad for her

QUIT STALLING BOWIE OMG

yo that comment about the bots is way too real :/

Hmmm where have I seen this kind of plot armor that Julia’s getting… oh right. Heather

The amount of julia abuse in this ep is unacceptable. #savejulia

why are there seals in Ontario

hey um why was there a closeup on emma and Priya’s asses

Even though I really dislike dramarama, I think it’s sweet how a lot of the chef characterization has transferred over.

zee isn’t really that smart. But I love him anyway

Okay it was really dumb of him but it’s adorable how he’s just like ”guys we can all be friends now 😁😁!”

AWWW COME ON

I CALLED IT I KNEW IT WAS COMING

BUT IM STILL UPSET THAT ZEE IS GOING

I love how of the highlights for zee, he goes flying through an electrical storm (very exciting), drank disgusting cow liquid (funny), and having a brief relationship with a large bird. He doesn’t even mention anything else. That was the most interesting things that happened lmao.

The fourth wall jokes this season are actually pretty well done. The four fingers jokes and the “how did I get in here??”

Good episode overall. Just sad that zee left :/

#total drama #tdi #total drama island #total drama island 2023 #total drama spoilers #td #td spoilers #tdi 2023 #tdi23 #total drama reboot #tw vomit mention

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m1ckeyb3rry · 1 day ago

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ARGH THAT SUCKS!!! Your migraines really said “I’m not a girls girl” SHSGSHS hopefully you don’t have any awful bouts anymore!! But OMG I just saw your post going to go read it after I respond SO EXCITED the name polar also hits so hard

FRRR ACTUALLY INSANE atp anything you want to be canon you just have to write into a fic and trust the universe

NAH FR LMAOOOO omg I can’t I’m imagining him in the flash outfit and it fr would look ATROCIOUS im crying his bright pink hair probably prevents him from getting so many roles imagine they try to cast him as lava girl in a reboot of shark boy and lava girl

LMFAOOO Tyler is just the universal opp name apparently that’s actually kinda insane how similar ours are but anyways LMAO lowk I feel like for the most part it’s ok especially if your audience is more American? Then they can better relate to and understand the story without it having like any super adverse effects if anything I think the little school setting intricacies can be bent a bit next Halloween you should just dress up as the American flag

LMAOOO (The reverse swerving is crazy /j) BUT FR reo and reader development the freaky Friday fic was so good though ugh this is just reminding me to read it again gotta see my man

LMAIAAO FR it’s like I just wanna know what was going through your head when you commented this honestly very entertaining

AIKUUU he’s fr grown on me in the past months def not in a omg he’s so hot marry me way but the oaeu REALLY makes me appreciate him a lot as a wingman/friend way

LSODISAB im crying the irony I mean I certainly wouldn’t mind reading a sequel to the kiyora one since you wrote him so well the first time but I don’t have THAT much of a stake with him that I’d normally go requesting around works for him soooo but I’m laughing seabird reader and sae lowk dissing rin saes like “yeah he stalked her for a week” “WHAT” anyways

LMAOO what’s funny is I just saw a TikTok about Karasu and chigiris sister again but I lowk forgot the details the only thing I remember is in the comments there was an oikawa (?) fan losing their mind over Karasu getting shipped with her and it’s so funny because all the other comments are like “that one oikawa fan crashing out for no reason” LMAOSOAOA

So real but omg RIN SWERVING??? LMFOAOAAO not the bro on bro violence /j I was actually kinda wondering how you ended up choosing the characters you mentioned like ego anri but now it makes sense LOL

HAHAHAHSAHAH in classic Mira fashion I can’t say I’m wildly shocked but GOING TO READ AFTER THIS expect a separate comments ask LOL

Realll YOU GOT THIS but FR LMDOAOAOAA INDIE IM CRYING I literally would’ve never thought of that though it’s insane but yeah going back to a topic from some of our earlier convos your blog is side character heaven

SAME but whatever people will try to get whatever “canon” content they can get their hands on for their ships and hcs but we’ll understand the true humor behind it fr

Crying the AOT fandom eating well blue lock when (if ever)

Sigh I really thought nagi was popular enough to get those really insane edits but ig the itoshis are just on a different level????

YEAHHH omg wait wait two sided required beef also sounds REALLLLY interesting haha wait love triangle second lead yuki main pairing Karasu wait…….but FR kiyora and rough and tumble yuki I can def see getting along I feel like they’d be pretty similar in personality too

THIS ADDITIONAL TIME WAS SOOOOO FUNNY SO TRUE KARASU ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD!!! I’m laughing Karasu schooling reo was so funny and otoya being his little lackey I like how they threw zantetsu in too

REAL of all the characters he’s one of my favs too so nice to know we’re on the same page hehe but if I’m being honest my favs besides him sometimes feel VERY different from my bluelock preferences but anyways….i will say though I’m definitely a lot less detached to Genshin in general just due to the recent content slowing down in hype and also the fandom (blue lock fandom on steroids I’d say genshins fandom is notorious for being absolutely batshit insane like mha levels which is why I NEVER interact with anyone beyond my own irls LMAO) is absolute insanity there’s so much drama going on that I just lost interest in looking BUT I really love lore diving into the actual games story they do a pretty good job with all that plus the in game visuals are stunning!!! Anyways FS keep me updated though can’t wait to hear what you think!!!

FRR the switch up parallels is so cool and because of our previous convo I did also think about the red and white and thought “Santa nagi?” LMAOOO

- Karasu anon

my migraines are like my debuff KSLDHF like i would be too powerful if i didn’t have smth wrong with me so i have chronic migraines and an imploding reproductive system LMAO anyways YESSS HHEHE I SAW YOUR ASK ABT IT I WILL RESPOND TO THAT NEXT BUT I’M GLAD YOU LIKED IT!! i actually had picked the name polar for a nagi one shot that i ended up scrapping and idrk where i got it from back then but i saw it in my drafts and it fit this au SO well like what with the snow and nagi being winter compared to shidou’s summer i was actually really glad that i still had it available because it was so simple but so perfect imo

HELP okay maybe instead of manifesting in our ask convos i should just start writing random fics involving our manifestations so that they come true…wait does this mean nagi + aiku or nagi + shidou are coming up next because i will actually scream with joy if that happens I MISS NAGIAIKU ALREADY

THE BRIGHT PINK HAIR DOES HIM SO DIRTY PLS yeah he would not be able to pull that flash costume off i fear 😭 wait actually though idk if this is me remembering some official art or smth but he would actually eat in the pirates of the caribbean franchise?? like i could see him being cast as jack sparrow even though they obviously look nothing alike i think he has like the charisma and vibes for it

one thing about men named tyler they WILL be characters like you’ll never meet a background tyler SKDJHF but yeah i do think that it’s not too bad if you’re writing from experience!! i’d rather read something that’s americanized than something that’s like a poor representation of the source material…some people find it to be a pet peeve but eh idk it’s not that deep to me as long as it’s written well that’s the most important thing!! i do think that most people who have an issue with it tend to dislike broader things like the reliance of the “college party” tropes if that makes sense?? so it’s not an issue with westernization just with poor writing ig 🤔 LMAOOO PLEASE IMAGINE I JUST WEAR AN AMERICAN FLAG WRAPPED AROUND ME NEXT YEAR that would actually be so lana del rey though HAHAH

reo’s the only one who activates reverse swerving in me idek why because i don’t like him anywhere near as much as i like nagi?? but it’s the same case in peregrine probably because he’s the only character to have spoken lines in every single chapter…like he’s so important to reader that i’m like “wait ik we don’t want to get with him because our parents suck but like. REO.” like if it weren’t for reader and nagi being sooo in love i would be like nah f this reo is this girl’s soulmate because their every interaction is so adorable (even though she hates him when they first meet like trust they have their development) ugh fr though i miss karasu too sigh my handsome loser bf come back to meeee

FACTS THAT’S ACTUALLY IT like who thinks to themselves “ah yes let me just type this insane comment and post it” and not feel even the slightest shred of embarrassment?? sometimes i wonder if people realize that the author/original poster of a fic or tumblr post can literally see what they’re commenting or reblogging because some of those thoughts should be like mental notes or smth idk 😭

STOP BECAUSE THE OAEU WAS BAD ENOUGH WITH HIM AS A WINGMAN BUT AFTER POLAR I AM SO SOLD ON HIM 😭 i dared to venture into the aiku tag on here and immediately dipped though because nobody writes aiku with the characterization that makes me appreciate him so much?? like i don’t want to read about sexy playboy frat man aiku if i wanted to read about a player i’d go for otoya because he can pull it off…i like aiku in the “solid dependable older brother with questionable humor but good intentions” way not the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 way SLKDJF

yeah i don’t really care TOO much about kiyora hence why i was like “yeah i could keep going but i’m lazy rn i’ll do the rest as a part two if anyone wants it” and then the one time i was willing to keep going people were like nah it’s fine HELP okay because seabird reader’s younger brother is (in my mind) the same age as rin?? or like a year younger or smth so like she’s very very used to dealing with guys that age and she just thinks rin’s silly SLDKJH actually wait that’s another thing that would be hilarious in a seabird sequel is reader’s brother x rin chemical reaction because you know for a fact that rin would try to be all cool and nonchalant meanwhile reader’s brother is like YOOOO YOU’RE RIN ITOSHI!!!!

LMAOAOAO NOT THE ONE OIKAWA FAN GOING CRAZY PLEASE idk why but i love when comment sections are all making fun of one person or there’s like a little collective joke going on it’s so funny to me 😭 anyways the people can ship karasu and chigiri’s sister all they want…they don’t know about the dark horse on his way to snatch…KENYU “i pull my friends’ older sisters as a side gig” YUKIMIYA LSKDJFSDL wait more karasu yukimiya one sided beef lore yukimiya accidentally pulls both karasu’s sister AND chigiri’s which is in fact karasu’s final straw

WE TALKED SO MUCH ABOUT THE RIN AND SAE LOVE TRIANGLE REQUEST THAT IT ALMOST MANIFESTED INTO REALITY 😭 but actually i was always going to have ego be there!! he’s meant to be a retired jockey and trainer who helps reader with her pegasus because it’s a super weak foal that she has to raise and train herself so ego’s retired ahh decides to help her because he has nothing better to do and he wants her to race against kaiser and beat him (because kaiser is training with noel noa who is ofc ego’s opp) anri was a last minute addition though originally she was just the generic “best friend” character like in fwtkac where she’s never named but then i was annoyed by having to dance around not giving her a name so then i was like hmm tullia feature perhaps?? but THEN i was like nah because including tullia in just a one shot is like asking to be shot or smth 😓 in series people have time to adjust to liking her so it’s not as bad but in a one shot it would just cause unnecessary drama so i just went with the only female character in all of blue lock and made it anri!!

i will always be a safe place for side character and rare dynamic enjoyers 🙏🏻 it’s like i always say…if you like side characters that means you probably have read the media closely enough to actually know who they are and understand them enough to like them?? and if you can pull off a rare pair or dynamic well that means you understand the characters to the point that it feels convincing which is why i think having rare pairs or liking really random characters is like a green flag to me that a person isn’t going to have weird fandom opinions (not 100% accurate though sadly but def a good indicator)

unfortunately the aot fandom is like genuinely insane so they eat well but they don’t DESERVE IT 😭 aot as a show is very complicated for me because on the one hand i think there’s a lot that was done really well and i think the first three seasons (and even a bit into the fourth) were AMAZING but the fourth was. not utter TRASH but i think it could’ve been done better and conveyed the messages i believe the author was trying to convey in a clearer way 🤔 so i would neither glaze nor hate on the show!! but people either like to absolutely dog on it or they’re like twelve years old and the themes of the show went over their head entirely so they just say bs and it’s like “okay you need to attend a few more english classes before you’re qualified to have an opinion on this” yk?? so that means there’s a lot of crazy takes in both directions floating around abt the show hence why i don’t really post write or even think about it that much anymore

the itoshis are the FACE of blue lock i fear HAHAHA i think nagi was the most popular back when the first season first came out (so many mutuals i know that started the show for nagi but moved on whereas i did the opposite because i got into bllk so much later) but especially because he hasn’t been in the manga much and has been in a downfall arc he hasn’t been getting as much attention 😩 and the people who DO like him are mostly anime-only so they typically make the more basic edits 💔 in terms of canon it’s GREAT being a nagi fan because he always comes back (plus he has epinagi) but in terms of the fandom it’s truly rough 😰

karasu and r&t yukimiya having legitimate beef would actually be really cool lowkey…karasu naturally being who yukimiya is pretending to be which drives yukimiya insane because wdym he’s just…like that?? like he’s perfectly calm (jeirin pointed out the other day that we haven’t even seen karasu cursing ONCE which i haven’t checked myself but i trust her and lowkey given how the blue lock players talk to each other on the daily that’s CRAZY maybe that’s why he was voted number two gentleman 😭) has plans for the future even outside of soccer and is charismatic enough that he makes friends and people listen to him super easily ☝🏻 MEANWHILE KARASU DESPISES YUKIMIYA because see he doesn’t know that it’s all an act yk?? so he thinks there’s just this insanely perfectly perfect dude just chilling in bllk who’s handsome and likable plus just the general beef that karasu always ends up having with yukimiya in the miraverse somehow…but neither of them ever says anything about it because they’re both too mature to actually act on their beef but like they def don’t fw each other

KARASU SCHOOLING REO HAD ME CACKLING the way reo was so flabbergasted too had me cracking up the only way it could’ve been better is if aiku somehow spawned in because that entire situation is the most (miraverse) aiku scenario ever HAHAHA but yeah otoya raichi and zantetsu in the suits as professor karasu’s enforces were so silly i can’t…god bless bachira’s weird ass imagination for that one maybe i should stop forgetting he exists

yeah my friends have told me that the new stuff/region for genshin lowkey sucks HAHAHAH so my expectations are not very high and TRUST i have heard horror stories about the genshin fandom like they along with the kpop stans are lowkey like the stereotypical horrible fans imo HAHA so def a little scared of that but i do think even if i do get into it heavily i probably won’t interact much with other people in the fandom just because of that…it’ll probably be more like how i was with jjk for example where people can find me if they want but i won’t seek them out or be mutuals with them unless i know them through another fandom or smth 😭 but YAYYY alhaitham lovers unite ngl most of the genshin characters look super young to me for some reason?? like that is not an adult man that is a girl scout i’m not abt to be down bad for that 😔 alhaitham actually looks grown up and his design is pretty so idt i’ll swerve and like another character but who knows i always say that and i’m always wrong so 😓

SANTA NAGI FR except instead of a reindeer he has his freaky death aura LMAO anyways also i have tik toks hehe links below

WHEN I SAVED THIS IT WAS AT LIKE 7K LIKES NOW IT’S ALMOST AT 200K 😭 so you’ve probably seen it already but the queen don’t cry meme + barou genuinely has me CRYINGGG also nagi looks so pretty in the one clip he’s in

hayate edit…he doesn’t look QUITE as much like nagi electrocuted version in the anime as he did in the manga but he’s still a cutie pie also writing him be friends w nagi in polar also made me like him more (ngl that entire one shot just made me like all of the u20 guys sm more [except sendou because he was kind of an opp] which is like horrible timing because none of them are making it past this arc besides aiku and sendou 😔)

loser boyfriend karasu mentioned…everyone clapped

WE’RE GETTING CLOSER…nagi edited to that audio i said karasu needs to be edited to!!

more nagi because he’s soooo cute and i love him HAHAHA

very chaotic edit and i’m only including it because the way ego says nagi’s name in the intro is sending me for some reason 😭 everyone else’s name he says normally/with typical announcer flair but smth abt how he says nagi is SO FUNNY AND COUPLED W NAGI’S UNBOTHERED EXPRESSION IT’S TOO MUCH

#answered asks

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friend-shaped-but · 2 months ago

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I feel like they try to make drupad cruel to paint Drona in a better light. They take the "I can't be friends with you bcos you're POOR" incident be the whole thesis of Drupad's character.

Of course, Drona isn't a saint, and Drupad isn't satan incarnate like starbharat thinks, but that warrants a whole other post. Right now, I want to get into the specific episode you're talking about.

I LOVE that they made ARJUN the sexy lamp, the philosophical one, the mama's boy, the- (what starbharat made him outnumbers his actual names and also the previous sentence was all sarcastic. He has so much main character energy and NOT in a good way.)

Honestly, with Kunti's speech in that episode, I wanted there to be a difference of opinion between the pandavas. Let them have a Dialogue on doing what's Comfortable vs doing what is Right. It is actually one of the FEW moments where I sympathise with this serial's iteration of Kunti. She has an ADORABLE baby face which sometimes works for getting me to like her a little bit. But wise, shrewd, matriarch, strong Kunti isn't seen here, which is something I prefer. Also I cannot get over the ageism of starbharat in casting someone younger than the pandava actors to play Kunti. Like none of the women in the older gen are actually old like WTF bro.

But no, we gotta do the brotherly highfive tunnel digging sequences which gives us (mostly) ripped men covered in dirt. The two wolves inside me begin fighting at around this moment and do not stop until we get to slightly dilfy drupad and fem shikhandi.

@preyasi this is reminding me of your bheeshma video.

I wanted starbharat to do a very bold thing and show the pandavas chill and comfortable in the forest while they are uncomfortable in the palace. But ig that's too much to hope for.

NOW, coming to my favourite part: Drupad(And also why my pfp is Asshole Starbharat Drupad and not Good Dad BRC Drupad)

First of all, in my opinion, Starbharat doesn't take into account that all of the major families(Especially Panchal, Drupad was boutta make the homemade fucking kauravas with how many sons he had) in the epic are really complex joint families. Same with the yadavas, don't really show anyone except for the main 3 siblings(SATYAKI IS NOT THERE. KRISHNA'S OTHER WIVES ARE NOT THERE) and wtf was going on with rukmini being reduced to a 2d crybaby??? (I love the rukmini haran episode tho for the krishnarjun moments and it is so terrible it makes my day better with how camp it is if my day has been especially terrible)

Second of all, WHERE IS MY BOY SATYAJIT??? WHERE ARE MY TALENTED BABIES YUDHAMANYU AND UTTAMAUJAS?? WHERE ARE MY DARLING KUMARA-PANCHALYA?? WHERE ARE HIS KIDS YOU COWARD STARBHARAT?? (they are alone enough to squash the "Drupad can't have sons" thing he has going on)

Third of all, I hate what they have done to shikhandi. I do Not Like It. As the resident shikhandi obsessed person on this website(can be corroborated by many ppl who knew me b4 I started this blog) but that is again, a separate post where I rank all shikhandis across all adaptations and it's a Big Thing. anyways, back to this post.

this is why I loved workshopping and writing Drupad. Yes, he is a selfish, territorial asshole, he is awkward and cannot understand his kids despite being responsible for the messiness of his family, but he is also a deeply flawed character. my pfp is starbharat drupad because he looks exactly like I imagined him as a kid and also because looking at him every day fills me with a visceral anger what star plus did to him and my desire to make him a proper 3-dimensional character. He hate-motivates me.

But yes I love the banter between the pandavas when they sit down to eat. I just- it's one of the things this adaptation does well. Although I did NOT like the random south american fruits showing up.

OOPS- sorry for the long post

Re-watching Mahabharat (8/?)

Guess who has returned. Anyways, to refresh y'all's memories, this starts after the episode where Arjun discovers that the building is made of lac. So basically lakshagriha timeeee

NAURRR MOMMY DEAREST IS ABOUT TO EAT POISONED KHEER

Someone pls tell me if these ppl only eat kheer and sweets. pls. I hate sweets, ughhh.

LOL Kunti is about to eat poisoned kheer, and the cameraman is busy giving a sexy shot of Arjun. Priorities.

Yudi bro dropping the bomb, while Kunti gasps in surprise. Like really? Y'all are surprised? this is the same person who poisoned lil Bhima.

BBG Nakul complaining to Mommy how his pet died. uwu.

These kids really arent letting Mommy Kunti process the news, eh?

Kunti: *is confused and scared*. meanwhile Arjun: *proceeds to be sexy.*

Bhishma is also showing that smolder. Dude, your grandsons are about to die, ffs.

I see. Arjun hasn't entered his "i can't kill my relatives" phase yet.

LOL Kunti, won't it be better to have Duryodhan's crimes out in the public so that the court can literally remove him out of the line of succession or smth, instead of just asking your sons to give their right on the throne? Krishna is prolly banging his head in Dvaraka rn.

Kunti is not wrong. Dhritrashtra is really bad uncle. And in canon, he was a bad father too. He had an affair with a maid for a year because Gandhari couldn't physically intimate with him due to her pregnancy. That's how Yuyutsu was born. It wasn't a one time thing.

Is Arjun the only kid who can have heart-to-heart convos with his elders?

#seddramaticeffects

Another Krishna flashback, yayyyy

Arjun: idk what to doooo oh godddd. Le the God: here, have a flashback bestie!

If I had a coin for each time Arjun says "Mata saraswati" then I would have 3 coins, which is not too much, but well-

Arjun: i have to sacrifice myselfffff

Not the Pandavas playing passing the parcel with Kunti XDD

Y'all, he won't die. He is Arjun. He won't die till Krishna wants him to die which is never.

If I had a coin for each time Arjun says "Jyesth Bhrata jaiye-"

See what you have done Dhritrashtra. My poor Pandavas are now doing majdoori.

Kunti really wants to become tandoori kabab, doesn't she?

Everytime Gandivadhari Arjun plays, I'm reminded how he doesn't have the gandiva yet.

Bhishma: *moans sadly*

This scene with the praja of Hastinapur is both emotional and extremely funny at the same time for me.

Stop moping, Karna. You chose mitrata over humanity.

Karna is that friend who is equally into the bs the rest of the group does, but still has the gall to act as if he is disgusted.

Kripacharya(?) dropping the scroll as if it is the sindoor ki thali from Ekta Kapoor's daily soaps.

Bhishma, after finding out that the Pandavas are alive: me happy :>

Krishna going on a beach date with Rukmini AWWWWW

Okay but Drupad wasn't this huge of a POS in canon. Why is he downright cruel

Also you are so sexist, Drupad. It's YOUR chromosomes which didn't allow you to have a son.

erm...Daksh Prajapati had SONS too...BUT THE POINT IS NICE!

Poor Droupadi is already Drupad's unwanted kid, isn't she?

Bhima's personality is just eating and yelling at ppl out of anger. OH GOD.

Not Kunti crying over the food. Ma'am, the quantity is def enough for all of your sons. Also, they have eaten this type of food for 75% of their lives.

SERVE YOURSELF FOOD YOURSELF, ARJUN-

Bhima embodying "Dil to baccha hai ji"

Drou and Dhri about to be born yayyyyy

#mahabharat #mahabharata #starbharat #starbharat recap #drupada #panchal family #isn't the panchal family so fascinating #shikhandi #i love them so much #pandavas #kunti

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x-chubby-reader · 4 years ago

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oh Oh OH!!!! Idk if you’re familiar with the TikTok trend where girls secretly film their bf’s talking to them in their “baby voice” but ahhh if you are and you wrote headcannons about Bakugou, Kirishima, and Dabi with that and a plus size gf I’d die

A/N - anAJOJSDoajsdASJd yeS.... I would die too-

Lowercase intentional

Cursing

Not Prof Read

kinda fluffy ig?

Dabi, Bakugo, and Kirishima x Plus size Reader

Dabi

y’all and just vibing on the couch watching a movie

dabi’s laying there, your thighs over his shoulders as his head is laying on your lower stomach area

the both of you were supposed to be watching frozen 2, but instead he was in his own little world

just playing with your thick thighs

poke poke bitch

its literally his favorite body part of yours

he’s just so focused on them

and the little voice he’s using to talk to ‘them’

“squishy gorl~”

and

“my squishy baby girl~”

are just a few of the things he’s saying in his higher pitched baby voice

and omfg its adorable

it went on for ten minutes

so you did the only logical thing that any other girlfriend would do...

you took out your phone and started rolling the camera

oh you were going to send this to your friends later

you had such good footage, it was quality and amazing

you were going to cherish this

he only noticed what you were doing when he heard you hit the pause button

no hesitation, homeboy turned his head, reached up, grabbed and grabbed your phone

and you know what that fucker did?

he fucking snapped it

“i’ll buy you a new one...”

nah, he stole it

Bakugo

if someone see’s him as not being confident, he would internally die inside

he’s got to keep up that cool image

ya know?

so when you see him posing in the mirror in his pajamas

you decide to sit down and watch, with a confused look on your face

you were just taking a video to look at later (what he’s hot, you gotta have something you can look at later~)

not taking his vision off his figure in the mirror, he just kinda asks out loud

“babu... and i handsome?”

you didn’t think that his voice could go that high

but damn

it was impressive dear god

“yes... the prettiest prince of them all.”

he finally looks at you in the reflection and just gets all red from a mix of embarrassment and rage

sis start running, he is going to blow your ass up

the amount of pissed off he is right now is immeasurable

“bitch?!?!”

“i didn’t do shit-”

if he gets a hold of your phone, your never going to get that thing back

so make sure he doesn't ;)

literally he would somehow ‘ground you’ from it for weeks

homeboy would hide it so fucking well that even he would forget where he put it

so then you both would have to take at least two hours to find the hunk of metal

Oh he’s pissed, but its worth it

Kirishima

it was one of those days... you were hungry but didn’t know what you wanted to eat

“well what do you want then?”

he had asked for the first time

and kirishima did this thing were if you didn’t pay attention the first time,

the second time would sound even more ridicules

he would pull out the voice that people only use when talking to babies, dogs, or drunk people.

and you knew this would happen,

so you pulled out your phone and waited

and a few minutes later, you finally got what you were waiting for

:”hey... baby shark~”

bro i’m so soft

high pitched all of the way

the wheeze that came out of your throat make his face turn show a confused look

then he saw the silver shine of a phone

ahem

“ayeo y/n.... whatchu want?-”

it didn't help, it made it worse and soon made the two of you die

completely forgetting about the food

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lettersformiah · 2 years ago

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9:19am, 8 aug

hi bubsy <3 i love you so much im in english right now and it so fucking boring. like we are just filling in the table of language features n shit and i do not care at all. mrs wilson didnt call my name on the roll so i hope she at least marked me present. but i hate her and i hate this class. thankfully only like 2 more terms of it to go ^-^ omgosh i just thought of it! today si the day you get your flowers >:] which means i cant upload this letter until after you get them and text me about them so i dont spoil the surprise! but yeah hehehe >:D i got some flowers sent to u bc obvs i cant cant get you any and i think you deserve some <3 im so sorry we havent been spending that much time together, its so fucking hard online bc i am so tired after work and dance and even just plain school and then when you are busy we cant call until late and by then im already so sleepy. i am very very sorry its so fucking hard recently but i still enjoy just sitting with you when i can. youre very very very lovely and i hope the flowers make u happy <3 mwahmwhawmahwmhamh other than that! i have a headache! but i get to hang out with kealan for a bit after school and chat so that will be nice bc i havent talked to him for like a few weeks? like properly talked ig? yesterday was mainly maya and leo chatting so i havent really hear about his life in a hot minute. thatll be fun. unless its raining then it absolutely wont be. oh! my dad is sick :( was a bit ill yesterday but this morning was even worse and didnt go to work. poor fella. i hope he feels better soon but at the very least i hope he doesnt give it to me bc as much as i hate it i do actually want to make it to gisborne this weekend. omg! my bday is saturday. so fucking weird. im gonna be old :D and our 6 month is tomorrow!! so the flowers are also for that, even though that wasnt at all what my intention for them was. they are bday flowers, anniversary flowers, and simply flowers because i love you. :D ! hehehe i love you soso smuch babba. i still have half an hour of this fuckin class left and my head achy and shit :( but ignoring that, the rest of my day will be all good and im excited to judt get home and eat bro. like i want a munch on the risotto and my chocolate and i want to talk to you. and then i have to deal with dance which will suck but this week i gotta actually go both days and im gonna try my best to enjoy it and be okay :D okok im gonna text u and tell u i wrote a letter so that u can remind me to post it after school. i love you!

i lub u so much and ur so so pretty and i cant wait to be able to give u a lil kiss on the cheek while ur sleepin cause ur sosos cute hehehhe >:D okok talk soon talk soon please wake up soon its unbearable without u <3 mwahwmahmwahmwah

-mads<3

#letters

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04 06

I just had the best fucking grilled cheese with boiled pear and honey on it and im gonna last maybe 10 minutes of this episode before I have to go white knuckle grip the edge of my bathtub BUT WE'RE SOLDIERING ON UNTIL THEN

i dont remember how the last episode ended AKDSJHASKJ OH OH WAIT NVM EDDIE WAS IN THE WATER- OOUGHAHSKKJAS. OK AY

are they gonna blame Eddie for this (my question mark doesnt wanna work HELLO AAAHHHHH) oh im SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU. ARE AKSJDHAKSJHD I GET IT YOU SAW SOMETHING INSANE BUT MY MAN I PROMISE EDDIE IS A PISS BABY WHO JUST WANTS TO DO HIS OWN THING

god i forgot how fucked up and insane the satanic panic was and how irrational everyone was holy shiT

EW i mean ya know ig if u gotta eat then yeah sure lake fish do be good enough ???? OH GOOD MY QUESTION MARKS ARE BACK WHAT HTE FUCK

Gay sex noises in the fungeon

OH I FORGOT THEY KIDNAPPED THAT AGENT DUDE BRO I DONT THINK HE'S GONNA TELL U SHIT ???? THIS IS. LITERALLY INSANE MY GUY WHAT THE FUCK - qhy would they have told him? wHY would they tell someone WHERE they're hiding El???? like ACTUALLY GENUINELY ?????? wouldn't it be safer to save their asses if the LEAST Amount of people know the actual location ????????? ougHHADKougHASDKHJASKJH i hate the military i hate the military i hate the military i ha 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

PUT HIM IN THE CUBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you suggesting she had a fucking stroke ?????????????? I Dont know how her brain works- OUGGHH GOD I HATE WHEN HE TOUCHES HER ITS LITERALLY SOF UCKING REPULSIVE STOP !!!!!!!!!! BEING SO "AFFECTIONATE" ITS SO. 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

you can just say that she has PTSD lmao you can j💥💥💥💥STOP TOUCHING HER STOP !!!!!! god I HATEEEE that they're constantly alluding to like christianity LIKE IK WHY I GET IT ITS THE TIME AND ALSO THE MOST BASIC EXPLANATIONS FOR MORAL GOOD AND EVIL BUT AUGHHHHHFUUASDHKASKJHDJKH 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 sorry i wanna explode today

EDDIES YOINKING UR SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYEEEEE

TED SHUT UP I hate him so much !!! KAJSHDSAJDLASKJDHLASKJH

really digging how uh. a lot of the things ive experienced from outside teh fandom, particularly about eddie??? is the funniest misrepresentation of him ASDKJH LIKE ITS. HOW THE COPS SEE HIM! ITS HOW EVERYONEIN HAWKINS SEES HIM!!! bro hes. just a guy ? hes just some greasy little guy who has theater kid vibes like... like i dated a guy like him in highschool and he was a loser (affectionate) idk where im going with this its just. ASKDHSAKDJH everyone made him seem so cool and dark and badass but my man is like a nerd

this is waht my youngest brother looked like

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OH MY GOD ????????????????? ARGYLE AKSJDSAKJDH BRO ME TOO ???

SUZZZIIIEEE MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ewWW EVERY TIME I SEE BALD HOPP💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

BRO THATS? A TRAP. THATS LIKE. POISONED OR SOMETHING ???????? I WOULDN'T EAT THAT ?????? BRO THEYRE FATTENING U UP TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE SNACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY WANTED TO TEST ITS STRENGTH THEY'D HAVE LET YALL WORK OUT AND STAY WARM IDIOT

YEAH EXACTLY !!!!!! ITS TO FATTEN YOU THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!! SO U CAN FEED HIM BC HES A GROWING BOY

the growing boy in question (growing in my heart)

wait iS HE not one ???? Is this not Henry. ??? OUFSDKJSHKJAD OH DAMN OKAY OKAY YEAH PAPA DOES LIE HES 💥💥💥 ARE THEY NOT WHAT U THINK BC ITS NOT REAL ????

explode them baby girl

im waiting for something different to happen in the mirror ??? like its placed there for a reason ????

WHAT DO U MEAN !!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH ALREADY WOULDN'T THAT MAKE EVERYTHING EASIER IF YALL WERE JUST HONEST WITH HER ?????? 💥💥💥💥💥💥

LUCAS IS CRACKING THE FUCKING CASE!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE !!!!!!!

THIS ENTIRE SCENE IM AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU LUCAS!!!!!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HIS FRIENDS ABOUT MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin and Nancy <3 PLATONIC WITH A CAPITAL P (i think they should kiss)

EDDIE TRYING TO PLAY IT UP LIKE HES SUPER COOL AND DIDN'T SCREAM AND CRY IN A CAVE (for good reaosn hes literally being chased and wanted by the cops)

SHUT UP I HATE HIM SO MUCH SHUT UP YOU FUCKING. I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i literaLly !!! GOD I AHHHH I FORGOT. HOW. FUCKING!!!! IRRATIONAL AND INSANE THIS SHIT WAS. FUUASDKHAKJHAD MAKES ME WANT TO 💥💥💥💥💥

SERIOUSLYKAJHSDAJKLDHJK PLEASE I HATE THIS. PLEASE DONT THINK YOUR KIDS ARE EVIL I HOPE YOU DONT if ted opens his mouth i will kill him with my bare hands

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 TED SHUT UP

STEVE YOU. GOD.

💥!!!!!!!! YEAH DUSTIN. ITS AN ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AGAIN BABEYYYY is it the one in... Eddie's trailer?

SEE THIS MAN IS A LAME FUCKING NERD WITH COOL HAIR THATS IT. KASJDHSAKJDHSJKH wet rat

a,,,are we..... ec ploding the children ? whats happening. SOME OF THESE KIDS ARE LIKE 3 YEARS OLD ???? BRO YOURE GONNA GIVE THEM BRAIN DAMAGE they probably already have it but still 2 is a fucking BEAST KSJDHFKSJH

OKAY SO the thought and the flashbacks going back to her sister too like??? really expanding on what she told her to do and thats kinda AKJSHD even more fucked up that her sister made her see Brenner when Brenner was the one who og taught them this (or ig henry but still) and now theyre expanding on it more (re teaching her?)

the whole RUssia arc iS LIKE AKJSHDASKJH is the??? purpose to prove that they can kill another guy?????? i cant remember how to spell demegordon. Demigordon <3

Suzie is gonna programm something FANTASTIC in the future AKSHJDKAJHDKJH ARGYLEEEEE PLEASEEE

DUSTIN'S LITTLE FUCKING POUT IM ASKJDHAKJDH I LOVE. THE GAGGLE <3

heLLO?????

WAIT IS THAT HENR Y ????????????????????? GIRL WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO HIM?????????????????????

YOURE LITERALLY ALL BALD AND STUCK IN THE SAME FUCKING FACILITY WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER ????????? AKSJDHASJDLHASKJH

LITERALLY EL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRO IS THIS WHY SHE FUCKING EXPLODEDE EVERYONE ????? THEY LITERALLY DESERVED IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT HOLE SHIT UNLESS IT WASN'T HER WHO EXPLODED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKDJFHDJSKHHJFDKSLJLHKFDSKJHL MAX!!! BISEXUAL <3

IS HE SWIMMING IN JEANS???? GOR; TAKE THOSE OFF TOO???? THOSE ARE GONNA BE SO FUCKING HEAVY ???????????????????????????? EW. steve looks like he'd sleep in jeans :/

THIS IS SUCH A COOL ASS SHOT!!!!!!!!

oh ew THE FUCKING TENTACLES

when i was little i had an irrational fear that an octopus would drag me under (i lived on a lake) (nowhere near the ocean) (ive never seen an octopus)

SFKJHLAASKDJHASKJH NO SEE LIKE NANCY AND EVERYONE ELSE (EVEN STEVE NOW) ARE SO??????

☝️ coward

OH I FORGOT THERES NO. LIKE SOLID? BODIES OF WATER? IN THE UD??? EVEN THO ITS "WET" ?????? isnt hte air like poisonOUS????? AND yall are just IN THERE ????????

gooF LORD JESUS i waNNAAAA learn about the ,,,, speculative biology behind the freaks in the ud SO BADDDDDD PLEASEEEEE THEIR MONSTERS ARE ALREADY SO COOL

OH OH MY!!! THEORY STILL HANDS WE'RE INTHE UD AND THERES NO MUSIC JUST "RASPY AUDIO DISORTIONS" thats so cool wow i cant believe i noticed something <3

Stranger Things Season 4 Thread!!!!!!!! 04 01

theres NO realistic way in hell some kid was chucking that shit every damn day and making it !!!!!!!!! bro would have smacked someone in the fucking FACE by now!!!!!

starting off with a freak ass routine gotcha gotcha gotcha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aGAGGLE OF BALD CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its been. 4 minutes and im already so uncomfortable with how they hold the kids hands to lead them around lmao

Brenner cant draw for SHIT girl if that was me id tell him i dont know bc its fucking UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH. HES RIGHT.

GOD hes. i hate hate hate hate hate hate his fucking face it makes me so uncomfortable.

GIRL HELLO !!!!!!!!! DAMN LMAO

EXPLODES THEM EXPLODESTHEM EXPLODES THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the TONE shift from the last season is really getting to me girlie like that last one didnt feel REAL and this one feels VERY present. even with the rainbow visuals in the room?

OUGHH GOD HES SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

HIS EXPRESSIONS ARE SO ???? HIS GASP SEEING A DEAD KID??? IDK HOW TO PLACE IT.

damn girlie what did you do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL'S !!!! FUCKING AUTISM ACCENT? LOVE HER. LOVE HER.

ARGYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODIM SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM !!!!!

I CANT PUT INTO WORDSS HOW MUCH I LOVE THE TONE SHIFT AND THEM BEING OLDER AND EL'S LETTER TO MIKE BEING !!!! SO.

THEYRE ALL SO BIG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAREN LOOKS SO CUTE AND TED? KILLS HIM.

SUZZIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DUSTIN <3333333 THEYRE SO CUTE

STEVE AND ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOOPLE WHO LIKE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ING STE VE. BI MEN AND THEIR LESBIAN BESTIES ???

MAX IS NOT BEATING THE TRANS MASC ALLEGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOW NOT EVER NOT IN MY HEART

UCAS LOOK SO FU CKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS HAIIRRRRRR

WHO TH FUCK IS THIS ARCHIE LOOKING WHITE MAN ?????

THEIR PANTS ARE TEAR AWAY ? I GUESS THOSE HAVE A FUCKING USE .... WHEN IT COMES TO SPORTS ? BUT STILL KAJDSHKJHADS IM FU CKING KAJHDKJAHSD. THEY DIDNT DIE SO WE WOULD LOOSE AT BASKETBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP

Lucas is making a good ass point butalso im so sorry he doesnt wanna be a loser nerd freak anymore :pensive:

the fu cCKING RUSSIANS LAKJSHDAKSJHDKJ HDAMN GIRLIE HOLY SHIT BE CAREFUL ? EW. EW? WHOSE THE LITTLE WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH ELL BABY YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS!!!! GO AUTISM GIRLIE!!!!!!!!

IM GONNA KILL. EVERYONE IN THAT ROOM. !! PLEASE LET HER JUST. OUGHHGH GODD. WILL TEARING UP TOO. FUCKING EXPLODE HER!!!!!! EXPLODE THAT FUCKING. BITCH HOLY SHIT ?

WILL IS.

MAX ?? QUEER WHATS WITH THE... GREEN SCRUNCHIE?? THAT THE OTHER GIRLIES HAVE

LUCAS approaching Max who... is the only one who is like ? LOUDLY suffering with shit after watching Billy die and be traumatized vs the core group not NOT being traumatized but handling it VERY DIFFERENTLY ? like they always "bounced back" and Max isn't

o h JESUS WHAT THE FUCK HELLO ?????? bro aksjdhkasjhakhkKJHDFKJSDHFKJH DAMN I WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT THAT BATHROOM HELLO WHAT THE FUCK

Eddie doesnt SOUND like i thought he would ???? AKDHAKDJH i forgot about the hanky code my mans wearing

dustiinnNNSFNKJKSJH DUSTIN. AKJSDH!!!!!! MIKE'S FACE.

Eddie's vibe is. AKHASKDJASHD like my ex boyfriend from highschool

MURRYYYY !!! MISSED HIM. LOVE HIM. RIP ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she has nIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGYLE AKSJHDKASJH!!!!!!!!!! MOPEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NANCY LOOKS SO CUTE!!!

ARGYLE CALLING HIM A FUCKING GOOD BOY KJHSDKAHADSKJHADSKJH YELLING

im sorry literally N OON wants to play DnD you just have to find the gay people !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (40 years from now)

Out h ere being Mentally ill in da Woods as you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what gay ass drugs are we selling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hes DRAMATIC fucking theater kid. that man's NOT STRAIGHT !!!! and also defenitely has ADHD. chewing on his fucking HAIR !!! stimming i see u !!

EL BABY GIRL IM SO SORRY I WAN T TO EXPLODE THE WORLD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL FOR HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOY SHIT . MAKE THEM PISS THEIR PANTS GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OO OoOOO H BABAKJSHD I FORGOT HER POW ERS ARENT ,,, WO RK ING,,, ABY IM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THIS IS FUCKING PAINFUL.

tHE focus not having been on Will the entire time except for a snippet here and there is REALLY NICE ACTUALLY likE!!! IDK BUT IT IS. TTHAT MANS FIGURING OUT HES QUEER TOO

MURRY JADKASLASKLJSADKJ !!!! MY MAN ABSOLUTEL LOSING HIS MIND

sTEVE IM AKSDJHS SORRY GIRLIE LMAOOOOOO fuc kinggGGGG TAMMMYYYYY AKSDJAKDHAKJSDHKAJSHD ROBINNN GIRLIEE IM SO FUCKING SORRRYY. JDKLKJDLKJFDSJLKDF I WA NNA FUCKING.

ERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY GIRL IS BACKKKK YEAHHHH FUCKING LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HER HAIIIRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO DESTROY EDDIE

DESTROY HIM DESTROY HIM DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fucking mountain dew cansssss his DM set up is so good

I JUST LOVE HOW DND IS USED AS FORESHADOWING BABEY !!!

Dusstin and Erica working together like THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH. love u lady applejack <33333

FUCKING GET IT ERICA!!!! LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASSSEEEEEEEEE

YYYEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thOUGHT he was tlking to like a lizard and not a guitar AKSJD

IS Chrissy just experiencing like a psychotic break ?? delusions??? I cant tell if its like. ACTUALLY happening to her or something to do with the UD ? Dissociative seizures????? DISSOCIATIVE SEIZURES AND THE UD ?????

FEEL LIKE ALL THE SPIDER VISUALS AND SHIT ARE IMPORTANT AND I JUST DONT KNOW HOW YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH IS THIS VECNA ? SIR !! YOURE. WET :/

BRO HELLO WHAT

KING WHAT DOES THAT M EAN

ASDASKJHD KASHDKASJH SORRY TO EDDIE WHO THOUGH YEAHHH A FRIEND :3c

GIRL WAHT THE FUCK EXORCIST SHIT HOLY HSHKJASJK LSHAJKHAD HE RE YEB ALLS!!!!!!!!! BROOOO AKSJDHKASHDKASHD

yeah so season 3 was. liike. different and now ? we're back at it!!!! we're back at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSRRIGH alright

ending with a half song again no lyrics inchresting

#bo posting #stranger things #st #live blogging

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shrivinglust · 4 years ago

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guns n roses and the type of stores in the mall they work at; a thread 😌

—

axl rose — the food court. 😌

• JOBLESS and probably homeless

• he LIVES in the food court. he BREEDS there. he DWELLS there.

• you see him eating CHICK FIL A on a SUNDAY and he starts RUNNING when you catch him 😭😭

• literally knows EVERYBODY like wtf??? how??? you will see him in this store and in that store, even the store at the very back no one goes to.

• bro,,,, where tf is his family? does he even have a family?? a girlfriend??? 😭😭

• "axl, do you still work at h-" "HOLLISTER??? YES. STOP ASKING ME. DAMN. WHAT ABOUT IT???"

• eats ALL of the samples.

slash — hollister

• really gonna waste your time. really gonna FLIRT with you.

• "man, that's crazy, dawg.... you gotta ig tho? 🤔"

• plays the hamilton soundtrack 24/7 and some damn david bowie... AINT NOBODY WANNA LISTEN TO THAT SHIT.

• y'know when you walk into hollister, everything dimmed and it smells like cologne??? well,,, for slash... YOU CANNOT SEE SHIT and IT SMELLS LIKE WEED. why??? "just wanna get into the California vibe, mannnn."

• the guys from red hot chilli peppers works at the pacsun next door and steals from hollister when they on break, slash dont care... but when YOU steal, he reports you EXPEDITIOUSLY.

izzy stradlin — hot topic

• the reason why hot topic is gentrified.

• a fucking poser. "the misfits? yeah, that's the band with joey RAMONE?"

• literally that one employee that stands in the back, doing nothing, and if you ask, he just gonna answer "looking for shoplifters 😐"

• you put your stuff on the counter and here he goes, smacking his teeth and AGGRESSIVELY makes you sign the receipt.

• if you're asking for help, please go to someone else because he will NOT help you. 😭

• DOES HE EVEN WORK THERE???

duff mckagan — forever 21

• rude. as. fuck.

• on break 24/7.

• he knows the shoplifting and does he give a fuck? NO.

• if you're gonna return something... well...

• his entire wardrobe is from that store. 😭

• holds up the entire line because he's on his phone. doesn't get why everyone angry and called them "RUDE"

• honestly works there because his parents are the managers skkks

• will FORCE you to get a membership card even though their sales ain't shit 😭😭

steven adler — build a bear workshop

• a literal KID at heart.

• honestlyy,,, nobody goes to build a bear nowadays. KIDS want IPHONES. not no damn BUILD A BEAR. 😭😭

• you just see him, sitting there... waiting for a kid to come. he still look happy af tho.

• he's so fucking nice??? like his smile can make you smile??? he make kids feel at wonderland. 😭💕 does NOT get paid alot sadly.

• you see him at other kids-oriented stores like claires, justice, etc etc and you think something is fishy... nahhhh, they just hire him because they're that desperate and he can't make a resume for his life 😭

• he works at the fucking ICE CREAM shop too and honestly can make some good flavors. AXL is there 24/7 and even brags about Steven, going like "I KNOW HIM. THATS MY BUDDY. WE BEST FRIENDS."

• steven don't even talk to him like that 😐😭

#SKSKSJSKK #gnr #guns n roses #axl rose #duff mckagan #slash #slash hudson #saul hudson #izzy stradlin #steven adler

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liveblog s2 ep2: the cave of two lovers

sokka has the best hair. kataang stans get rights ig

Levi, before its even started: this one looks like its about love and uhh i dont like that. Thought love was canceled ever since yue turned into the MOON

WE ARE BLESSED WITH HAIR DOWN SOKKA AGAIN

Omg we love to see fun chill times with the gang

Ohhhhhh are we getting some kataang content rn??? Oh? I can get behind it

Sis: Momo and sokka DO have the same vibes. I refuse to elaborate

That hippie is keanu reeves !! specifically as bill or ted

Zuko said i was in a bush for 5 minutes and i wanna give up on life jskdfkls

Sis: zuko needs hair advice from sokka

Ooooooh appa looking SO cute with the hippies

Sokka be roasting katara at every turn djsfkjksd

The hippies said Sokka u need to learn to vibe for real

Wait hold on isnt omashi just a city?? How is bumi a king?? IS HE JUST THE MAYOR ?

Abby: i hope they keep these flowers in their hair for the rest of the show

Okay does Katara's hairline have a slit in it? Or are they really short bangs????

[Argument abt katara’s bangs. Eventually we just agree that sokka’s the only one with good hair in this show]

Aang is so happy this is all ive ever wanted

We are danging to the song these earth nation hippies are SO valid

The guy got the chorus and levi exploded “THAT’S WHAT THIS IS FROM??? IVE HEARD THIS ON TIKTOK SO MANY TIMES”

Omg this slaps SO hard

Aang deserves a flower crown and im so glad he got one

Yes. we always only need to be doing what makes appa comfy

[to the tune of secret tunnel] BUZZCUT ZUKO! UNCLE IROH

Someone adopt zuko and iroh and feed them. They’re like college boys who dont know how to do their own laundry

Sokka congrats on being the one with the braincell this episode

I love these hippies but they are all SO stupid

YES we’re travelsers,,,, of COURSE we have names,, zuko how have you managed to look so evil for so long when youre so stupid sjdlfkskl

Mushi and junior. Im going to die

Abby: this is how i feel at six flags trying to read the map

Bro: sokka hates this tunnel bc he doesnt believe in love

When u invite a random scarred child named junior into ur house and he spends the whole time eating ur food, giving 1 word answers, and staring at the wall dramatically thinking abt his tragic backstory

WOLF BAT WHAT

Yall are NOT making appa comfortable!! Get ur priorities straight!

Bro: appa’s bouta go sicko mode on that bat for real

Sokka imagined a world in which he was stuck with hippies and SCREAMED dkjsfsjdhk imagine,,

Is zuko gonna get? Human connection????

Matching burn scars? the Romance

We are vibing SO HARD to all of these songs dsjkfjkf u have no idea

[sis: imagine being named zucchini. Bro: imagine being named abigail. Sis: STOP IT THAT WAS SO MEAN]

Thanks sokka’s instincts!

IVE HAD AN IDEA FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW JDFKLJKSDJKLSKL ME

The power of love always so strong omg

Katara said “what if we k’d in the secret love tunnel.. Hahah just kidding ....unless.?”

SHE REALLY DID OMGGGGGG

Aang said oh uhhh,,,, I suppose we could k for the greater good

Katara is so salty ksdjjkdsjklsdkljsdkjl

ID RATHER KISS YYOU THAN DIE THATS A COMPLIMENT AANGDJKKDS THIS IS WORSE THAN DO AN ACTIVITY

Sis: man BOTH the boys in this show have top notch game ive GOTTA say

[bro:: ok but he was frozen for 100 years, sis: that has no affect on his game!!!! Bro: maybe it DOES]

Im a sucker for zuko being polite. That boy says thank u once and i believe in goodness

Zuko just stole their horse thing?? Rough

Bro are they gonna K IN THE DARK?????

Kataang stans have rights i guess

Bro those badgers can earthbend??? Can animals earthbend??????

Sokka play a love song i swear its ur time to SHINE

SOKKA DROP UR FIRST SINGLE

Absolutely they kissed. 100% they kissed. This is the sweetest purest episode

“We let love lead the way” sokka did not even bat an eye jkdsjsdkl

Keanu stop pretending to have wisdom to give djsksdj

Oh katara is SO blushy they DEFINITELY kissed in there i am losing it

Oh no oh NOOOOO omashi!!!!

Bro: what about king annoying??

We stan kataang i guess. Sokka still has the braincell tho

#liveblog

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ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr · 3 years ago

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Shang Chi Spoilers

Feel like I’ve waited long enough to post my Shang Chi movie ramblings cause I took notes during it. Idk how to do read more on mobile so just scroll down fast sorry

“No wifi so I’m doing this in my notes app rn

There’s a Eternals trailer now I think cause it’s marvel

Oh yeah they just said it.

They were talking about Thanos and they’re asking why they didn’t help

God I remember reading about them for something I was writing

So ready to see them in a movie

Angelia Jolie is so pretty

ITS STARTING AHHH

ima take notes and kinda just scream about it here until my phone dies and I only have 27%

Normal Marvel into not the what if one

Okay backstory or a legend of the ten rings

Power hungry man owns them sounds about right

That was 10s of thousands of years ago tho

OH wait he’s immortal

Killer Trees cool

Wanna look up who write and directed this but again the wifi sucks

This girl is badass tho one in the green dress

This is stating to feel romancey

Yep it was they fell in love and had a baby

Shang Chi

Feels like the moms gonna die but Shang Chi is like 10 here

But it’s a marvel movie she’s dying

I HAVE NO WIFI SO I CANT SCAN THE COOL PRESENT DAY SONG

Katy is so cool

They’re bringing up the Blip again I know it was huge but im annoyed

EW OLD TOWN ROAD MADE A CAMEO

Katy lives with her mom

Ooo they have in California

THE TRAILER FIGHT

AHHHH

There’s a one arm guy

Or one wrist ig

ITS a knife now cool

aaakakak They bus drivers going s fast

Did laptop girl get to save her research paper

Shang driving the bus now

Okay Jatys driving now

Bus is sepersting

THEY TOOK HIS PENDANT

they’re going after his sister

His dad is still evil and power hungry

He’s going to find his sister

Yep te mom died and he’s still 10

Okay he’s being trained and I think his sister is training on her own shes probably like the rightful owner of the rings or smth idk

Katy is a ride or die

Bus video went viral AHHH hes bus boY WORLD STAR

They’re making

HOLY SHIT ITS WONG

HES FIGHTING A MONSTER THINH

HE CHOPPED HIS HAND OFF

God I love him I missed him

San fransisco say hi to Cassie for me

ITS GONNA BE HIS SISTER

THE FIGHTER

I KNEW IT

she’s made at him for leaving I bet.

Kicked him in the balls

She told him he shouldn’t have come back

Aww young her misses mom

She’s asking him not to leave awww

He said he’ll be back

Liar 🤔🤔🤣🤣😭😭😩😩🥺🥺🙄

She didn’t send the post card

20%

They gotta leave out the window that building is so tall and she looked down

Shang is so cool

AJAJAKAK KATY IS SINGING HIGHWAY TO HELL

NOO SHES FALLINH

HIS SISTER CAUGHT HER THANK GOD

NOW THEY FIGHTING TOGETHER AWW

Marvel loves this sibling rivalry things

THE GUY THAT TRAINED SHANG IS HERE

both pendants are gone know

HIS DAD IS HERE

ANAJAJKA my alarm just went off embarrassing

Xia is building her own empire

Family dinner scene Black Widow parallels

Story of a name hmm

Their wedding pictures are so pretty

They looked like a cute family while the mom was still there

He said their mother is still there in Ta Lo

They need to save her.

Idk if he’s lying or not.

Immortal guy is a true narcissist blaming a village on his actions and being a shitty dad.

THEYRE PENDANTS ARE MAGICAL

Liverpool Trevor oh from BRO ITS THE GUY FROM IRON MAN the one who played the mandarin terrorist was that iron 3 or two? I missed his hobo sell. But I hated the iron man and first two Thor movies so

Maurice can take them monster guy magical

Xia broke them out

Fancy car

Made it through the killer trees good job Katy

Whoa the CGI is so cool oh my god

Tai Loa is beautiful

AWWW MAURICE IS HOME HIS FAMILY

THE DRAGON HORSES THINGYS AWW

GIANT LION DRAGON?? Idk what those are. The villagers are all standing “guard” idk maybe.

Okay moms name is Ying Lu

Magic weapons

THEIR AUNT aww she’s hugging them.

Keepers of dark gate he’s tryna open the gate

There’s an evil behind it and the rings want him to open it???

Dweller of Darkness ima look that up

A dragon is the great protector

Dragon Scales are used as armor

They’re being lured by a voice soul eaters.

The magic animals are so cute

KARY HAS A FANNY PACK

She’s so adorable

“If yiu aim at nothing you hit nothing”

SHANG’s armor from the trailer they just got it. AWW XIA GETS TO TRAIN

You go Katy almost getting a bullseye

You got a cool ass auntie Shang

They have to know who they are for the magic to work.

Must face both light and darkness to know yourself

She’s sending her kids away to be self sacrificial to the iron gang

NOO SHANG IS GONNA WATCH

She just made a perfect circle with her foot

Shang is crying my her body noooo

He’s comforting Xia

“A blood death has to be paid by blood”

HE KILLED THE GUY

HE LIED

I BET HE DID

I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT AHHHHH

He’s gonna kill he’s dad

Yep

All of his sentences are so predictable

They’re fighting the dads army now

Gotta feeling Katy is gonna do smth to save the day

I bet the dads gonna succeeded just to mess up the multiverse even more darkness is gonna give it.

Wow he just “killed” his son

Okay The Dad is at the dark gate

THE DARK BATS ARE OUT

I KNEW HE WAS GONNA OPEN IT

The bat is gonna kill him

EW IT TOOK HIS SOUL

They regenerate they’re so ugly

They’re stealing souls okay.

Yeah Katy goes to help

He knows himself while his drowning idk

Remember Katy “you aim at nothing you hit nothing”

The scene where he’s sinking is beautiful

Think he found a tunnel

Nvm he found his moms dragon

YAY it’s eating those ugly bats

I think Shang is speaking to it

He did his moms circle foot thing ima look up what that’s called later

aww he knows himself now he’s like figntninh with his mom too.

The Mandarin was playing dead and Maurice was checking on him aww

THE THINHS ARE FLOATING AROUND SHANG

HE HAS THE TIGHT TO THEM NOW.

HE FOUND HIS CENTER AND HIMSELF FR FR NOW

WAIT NO

HE HAS HIS OWN RINGD

HE MADE THEM I THINK

the dad punched the ground and now the theater is shaking.

The dad lost his rings

Shang is badass doing all this after just learning about it.

He didn’t kill his dad he threw the rings on the floor.

He decided he’s not worth it.

THE DWELLER IS ALMOST OUT

NVM IY IS OUT

ITS SO UGLY

UT TOOK AND ATE THE DADS SOUL

must’ve tasted nasty

HE GAVE SHANG THE RINGS

AHAJAJAKAK

Shang folded that mf and Xialing is riding a dragon

Cool

The dragon did smth and the water is swallowing it

NOO

it got more souls it’s stronger

I think it’s almost Katy’s time to shine

HER MENTOD DEAD NOOO

is it just me or have directors had no qualms about killing and introducing characters in the same moving

KATY DID IT

SHE HAD HER MOMENT

AHHHHH she shot the throat. You go girl

He put the rings in the dweller in the whirlpool thing and he’s destroying them I think.

Yep it exploded

Nasty

Dragon got Shang

It was very refreshing to not have the main character have a romance plot.

They’re telling the story and their friends think they’re insane

No one believes them

WONG

WONG IS BEHIND THEM

AWWW MY BABY

HAHA here present

Katy and Shang are being recruited

. Katy always had such cool pants”

#shang chi #shang chi spoilers

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ebthecelebrity · 3 years ago

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Sometimes the Grass is Greener on the Other Side Because it’s Fake

Introducing Brenda and Her Insecurities…...

Brenda stares at herself in a full length mirror. She turns to the left then to the right, eyeing her booty. She sucks her teeth and sighs. “Ugh, why did my mama give me her flat ass!” She walks off in disgust and plops down on the sofa. She grabs her phone and opens up Instagram and the first picture she sees on her timeline is a chocolate IG Model in an orange bikini on a yacht. She clicks on her profile and scrolls only to see more half naked pictures of this model’s voluptuous shape.

“Her ass can’t be real,” she mumbles to herself.

She clicks off and continues to scroll her timeline. She sees her high school classmate with his two kids playing at a park, a photo of some cute puppies, and The Shaderoom’s petty commentary on rapper Bow Wow. She cuts her phone off and walks into the bedroom to find her boyfriend, Keith, laying on the bed scrolling on his phone. He was zoned in.

“What are we doing today?” she asks. He continues to scroll his phone.

“Keith!”

“Huh?” he replies startled.

“What are we going to do today? Did you want to go out to eat at that new restaurant off 49th Ave?”

“I mean...I thought we could hit up the beach later. You know, pack the cooler with some drinks and maybe get something to eat out there.” Keith replies.

Brenda shrugs her shoulders. “Okay, I guess that’s cool.”

Keith smiles and grabs on her leg playfully. “Put on that sexy swimsuit you bought last summer, you know the black one.”

Brenda rolls her eyes. “Naaaaah, I’ll just put on some shorts. I’ll save that one for another time,” she replies.

She walks out the bedroom and goes back to the full length mirror and analyzes her body again. Truth is, she didn’t like it and definitely not in a bikini. She imagines her pancake shaped booty and A cupped breast looking pitiful in the midst of DD’s and Georgia peaches flaunting in the hot sun. Keith tells her all the time that she is beautiful, that he loves her body, but she just can’t seem to believe him. They’ve been together for two years but till this day, there are many times that she caught his eyes wandering. The beach was just a playground for her feelings to get played with under his dark shades. She truly resents going there but in order to keep the peace this Saturday, she agrees to his suggestion.

“I think my butt getting big, butt getting big, butt getting big…..” The song loudly blasts out of the bedroom. “Buss it, buss it, buss it, buss it….” Brenda silently listens to Keith watch “The Buss It Challenge” on his phone. It’s the new tik tok dance challenge where women appear raggedy looking at first with bonnets, pajamas, no makeup, etc. and then they drop down and twerk in the camera made up with hair, makeup and form fitting clothing. Brenda knew you had to have something to twerk in order to participate. She saw women of all races do the challenge and pop their ass on the gram, gaining likes and lust. She heard whatever video Keith was watching loop in replay three times. Before she knew it, a tear rolled down her right cheek. She quickly wipes it away.

It’s been two weeks since Keith and Brenda’s beach outing. Brenda is now sitting in an exam room, waiting to be seen by a doctor. She nervously tugs at her shirt and looks around the room. A few seconds later, a short gray haired doctor walks in and introduces himself.

“Brenda London?” He asks.

Brenda nods her head. “Yes.”

“Hi, I’m Dr. Castlerock. Nice to meet you. What brings you in today?”

Brenda takes a deep breath and replies, “Well, I want a consultation on a Brazilian Butt Lift.”

On the drive back home, she calls Keith.

“I scheduled it for August 16th,” she says.

“Brenda, why would you do this to yourself? I told you, I love every inch of you. It’s unnecessary man.”

She could sense the disappointment in his voice. “I don’t like every inch of me Keith! Why can’t you just support me?”

“I want to support you in everything you do, but this is not it. Where is your self love?” he replies.

“I got self love, and that’s why I’m doing it.”

“So you’re really just going to disregard how I feel about your natural body? Don’t I tell you all the time how beautiful you are?”

Brenda remained silent.

“And what about the cost? Isn’t it expensive?” He asks.

“I have cashed out my 401K.” she replies.

“Wow.” Keith replies.

“Listen, my butt has bothered me my whole life. I want to be the woman you lust after on Instagram. I want to be the bad bitch in the bikini!” Brenda cries. “You say you love my natural body, but you’ll love this even more.”

“Aight Brenda, do you. You’ve made up your mind. I just don’t understand, and I never will. I don’t lust after those females. I lust after you. I love you.” Keith replies.

Brenda bits her bottom lip and holds back tears. “I got to focus on the road Keith. I’ll see you when I get home.”

They both disconnect the call and Brenda lifelessly stares out the windshield of her car.

It’s now August 21st and Brenda can’t sit, drive, properly shower, or even have sex. She’s currently lying on her stomach on the couch, watching tv in a compression garment to help reduce swelling and discomfort. This week has consisted of strong pain meds, tears and a little regret. Even with his disapproval, Keith agreed to be her caretaker for the next two weeks. He walks out the kitchen area and hands her a small bag of Lay’s potato chips.

Brenda grunts in discomfort while lifting up off the couch a little to grab them. “Thanks”, she says.

Keith looks at her in an emotionless stare. “I got to make a few runs. You good?” he asks.

“Uh yeah, how long will you be out?” Brenda replies.

“I’m not sure.” Keith grabs his fitted cap from the back of the bedroom door and walks towards the front door.

“Okay, well be sa…” Before Brenda could get out “safe”, he had already slammed the door and walked out. The past few months leading up to the surgery had been difficult between them two. It’s like all the love and admiration Keith had for her went out the window. They had not really been intimate and he refused to discuss the BBL. Brenda yearns to get the man she fell in love with two years ago back. She feels that as soon as her recovery is here within a week or so and he sees her new curvy ass, they will bounce back. He will not be able to keep his hands off her. She smiles while envisioning the make up sex they will soon have and how things can get back to normal. Her phone rings. It’s her best friend, Sadie.

“Hey girl, what’s up?” Brenda answers.

“Girl….” Sadie reponses with a pause.

“What?” Brenda sits her upper body up in attention.

“I just saw Keith with a bitch.”

“Say what?!” Brenda tries to get up off the couch but suddenly feels a sharp pain in her upper left thigh. “Owww oh my God.”

“Take it easy girl, I did not want to call you with this shit, but you know I took pics of the evidence. Sending the pics now.” Sadie assures.

Brenda’s phone alerts with the text message. She quickly opens it up and clicks on the picture of Keith and a random girl hugged up outside of a gas station. Her mouth drops open and she’s in disbelief. The random woman has the biggest smile on her face while he holds her close and has both of his hands palming her booty. Sadie yells the words right out of Brenda’s own mouth.

“How the hell is he going to cheat on you with a flat booty bitch?!”

Introducing Trevor and His Enviness…..

“Aye excuse me Sir, can you take this pic for me real quick?” Trevor hands his iphone X to a stranger walking by who agrees to snap a pic of him in front of a silver 2020 Mercedes Benz S 560. It’s valet parked outside of the Ritz Carlton Hotel downtown. The man snaps the pic of Trevor and hands him back the phone. Trevor looks at the pic for a hot second and smiles.

“Thanks man,” Trevor says.

The man nods his head and replies, “No problem bro, that’s a nice whip you have!”

Trevor is a little startled by the compliment but replies back. “Uh yeah man thank you.”

“Those are going for like $100k. I’m sure it rides nice.” The man stares at the car in admiration.

Trevor nodded his head in agreement. “Oh yeah man, it’s laced out inside.”

“So dope, I’m trying to get like you one day bro,” the man says. “Take care and stay up.”

“You too.” Trevor replies.

Trevor waits until the man walks out of view and walks the opposite direction. He hurriedly walks two blocks down the street and stops at the bus station. He takes a seat on the bench and pulls out his phone. He pulls up the picture of him in front of the Benz on Instagram and captions “Just dropped 100 bands on the new whip. Talk to me nice.” He clicks upload and chuckles to himself. The city bus loudly pulls up and comes to a screeching halt at Trevor’s feet. He jumps up off the bench and gets on it to go home.

That next morning, Trevor wakes up to a loud vacuum outside his bedroom door. The door bursts open. He jumps up startled and rubs the cold out of his squinted eyes.

‘Really Mom?!” he says groggily.

His mom frowns her face and rolls her eyes. “It’s time to get up!” she says loudly over the vacuum. Trevor sighs loudly and rolls over to the edge of the bed. His mom, Cynthia cuts off the vacuum and looks at him annoyingly.

“If you don’t get a job by the end of this week, you gotta get out,” Cynthia says.

“This week?” Trevor asks, confused.

“This week is what I said. All you do is sleep in late and eat up all my damn food,” she replies.

“Ahhh man. Mom, you got to give me a little more time than that. Getting a job doesn’t happen overnight.”

“I don’t know who you think you are, but you are 30 years old still living with me and unemployed. You are not too good to drop them fries at Wendy’s down the street. I told you they were hiring last week and you still refused to put in an application,” Cynthia says. “I’ve had enough!”

Trevor sucks his teeth. “Man, I’m not working at no Wendys. I’ll figure something out,” Trevor replies.

“You got 5 days and I mean it,” Cynthia replies. She angrily cuts the vacuum back on and rolls it out of the room, slamming the door behind her.

Trevor stares at the wall for a minute, in an effort to fully wake up. He has no desire to work at Wendy’s. In his eyes, it was not good enough. He decided to get up and look online for a job. He pulls his laptop out of the closet and begins his search with indeed.com.

“Hmmm...desired salary range? $75,000 a year will do,” He says to himself.

Upon clicking search, he finds a lot of great paying jobs with benefits but the catch 22 is, they all require previous experience. Trevor has a high school diploma. After failed attempts to get into very prestigious universities, he was unable to secure an acceptance. His mother begged him to attend the local Community College to start off with his electives, but he felt that was not good enough. Trevor had dreams of becoming a journalist. He enjoyed writing and he used to record his own radio show for leisure. In High School, his grades were just not up to par for some of the schools he applied for. This discouraged him, and he never thought twice about going back to school. That was 12 years ago, and he has since worked dead end jobs and has yet to move out of his mother’s house. He became somewhat of a hermit, not engaging with friends and family. He secludes himself from everyone. His social media shows that he is a successful businessman residing in Atlanta, but in reality, he is broke, depressed and his mother still makes his bed.

After 30 minutes of searching online, his frustration grows and he slams his laptop closed. There is no way he can work at Wendy’s. He fears that his fabulous lifestyle would be exposed by running into anyone he knew. He opens up his Instagram and looks at his profile.

“532 likes?! Haha, that’s crazy,” he says to himself while admiring the photo of him in front of the luxury Benz from last night. He then scrolls his timeline to find a picture of a black suit and purple tie that someone had laid out on a plush hotel bed. He screenshots the picture and opens his profile up again. He captions “Rise and Grind. #GoodMorning.” and uploads it. He then puts his phone down and prepares to take a shower. He opens up his dresser drawer and pulls out a pair of blue boxer briefs. They had a hole in the back.

“Damnit!” He yells and slams the drawer.

Three days have now passed and Trevor is in his room playing his Playstation. His mother, Cynthia busts in his room.

“It’s Thursday young man and I’m not playing with you. Have you found a job?” She demands.

Trevor doesn’t take his eyes off the game and responds. “I’ve applied to a few places Ma, can you give me some time? I can’t just find a job in a week like that.”

“You’re lazy! And I want you out tomorrow! You better go stay with your cousin or something. I am no longer taking care of a man child,” she replies.

Trevor pauses the game.

“Ma, are you really going to kick out your only son? I’m really trying.”

Cynthia throws an empty box at him. “Pack some things. It’s time for you to grow up,” she replies.

She walks out the room. Trevor just knew he couldn’t live with his cousin Maurice. He still owes Maurice $500 from weeks ago. He truly had nowhere to go. Finally, years of misleading people with untruthful social media posts, borrowing money without repayment, not willing to work low wage jobs, and trying to keep up with the Jones’ has suddenly come crashing down. In desperation, he opens up his computer and types in “PPP Loan.” He reads where he will need a legitimate business to qualify and knows the consequences. This fictitious lifestyle has pretty much caught up with him but now he’s desperate. He wants the car, the money, the clout…. He clicks on the SBA website and begins to fill out an application.

#BeGrateful Fake WaterYourGrass FakeGrass IG BBL SelfLove

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m1ckeyb3rry · 5 months ago

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Love me some angst!! So true though I can imagine it kinda being like the “want what you can’t have” thing where you’d have to be uninterested to catch his eye..also I’m so excited to read every installment makes me stan bestie a little more like where’s my irl girlie like this??

Oh yeah stagnant is the word I’m looking for…I’ve never prayed on the downfall of a duo so hard before they NEEDED that breakup no matter what all the fans say like please let them develop!! As you mention later in your reply I do think kaneshiro has something in mind for nagi I’m just hoping it happens soon!! What kinda also throws me off a bit is I think in a recent interview kaneshiro mentions that Nagi has no friends outside of reo even within bllk? And I’m like wait what about Isagi chigiri and Bachira at least they literally went bowling together and were gonna meet at a cafe together??? I don’t think you do that with people not considered friends but whatever ig :|

Based off what they’ve all spouted mid match they DEF have a mean streak LMAO gotta let out all that teenager rage somewhere…even polite mom friend yuki based of NEL scenes LOL but I love the duality of it all!

Loser on loser crime fr…reminds me of that one line from the mobile game where Nagi’s like “sheesh rin you have no friends” like boy ik ur not talking

The soccer freak always gets me because the way Rin’s presented makes him seem super popular BECAUSE of his soccer dedication flipping it around and making it his weakness just makes it hit harder

That makes sense! I’ll admit some scenes of him are done nicely but yeah also not exactly my type oops, when I was typing out my last response I was kinda thinking about how his backstory is uh…a little bland…like yeah a passionate boy about soccer but other than that he’s got a healthy family and basically no trauma (good for him!!) but yeah I mean other than his mindset on like evolution not much to explore imo

Get. Out. I was an MLP kid too LMAOOO you’re so right about rainbow dash I feel like maybe he’d try to cover himself up with like king sombra too (shadowy villain to match his ninja shadow steps thing or wtv) and I honestly don’t know how he pulls sm he seems like such a dork too like, ninja butt trap?? Saying bam (bakyuun) at like every other sentence….bro is a geek and it’s showing LMAO I bet he’d be into ninjago

OVER 15K we’re eating good guys…I’m also like constantly lurking the tags waiting for things to pop up which is where I first found you actually LOL I swear the karasu tag was dry as HELL for a good 6 months I kept finding stuff on a diff karasu from some other series and the Otoya and yuki tags are like even drier like please someone…you’re literally saving me rn I have never seen this much Karasu content like. Ever. I would contribute more if I knew how to write but for now I’ll just stick to ideas ig LMAO

That panel living rent free in my brain…more like I’m paying it to stay there omg I cannot wait…I’m also hoping that tabieitaken still get some spotlight in the manga too (I’m so glad Karasu isn’t obsolete in PxG) because how did they go from top 345, not score at all in the u20 match, and like we barely see them in nel (barcha done so dirty don’t even get me started…) like bring the boys back please I know they were the top in bllk for a reason!!

Also I really hope it also gets revealed somewhere the tracks of all the teams?? I wanna find out how they get yuki eventually LOL I tried making a chart myself but lost my mind 3/4 of the way in because I realized things didn’t match up and the many locked off npcs make it hard to accurately discern anything eugh…but trust once 1) that epinagi chapter comes out 2) the light novel for yuki comes out I will be back here flooding your inbox…(as if I don’t alr oops)

- Karasu anon

yes exactly i think you would have to make him feel smth different from how he normally does for him to remain interested long-term. w fwtkac bestie it’s the fact that they dislike another which could lead to a possible romance because he’s so used to girls liking him and him liking them in return that their feud would force him to get to know her in a diff way almost?? idk if that makes sense. and hehe i just posted the last part and bestie is VERY prominent in it so i hope you enjoy!! she truly is such a funny character i love writing her and reader together

YES the breakup was needed!! and everyone who talks abt nagi falling off…yeah he needed that too or else he’d never be able to have a proper character arc 😭 i think w regards to that he just said that nagi isn’t CLOSE to anyone but reo!! which does make sense to me. we see him interacting and being friendly w bachira isagi and chigiri (even karasu surprisingly) but he seems like the type who wouldn’t let anyone in right away. i do think he enjoys hanging out w them and probably considers them chill buddies but he wouldn’t invite isagi to his depression nest apartment the way he did reo. or maybe i’m just overthinking it and he actually just hates everyone 😫

yuki is honestly willing to throw hands at any moment he just seems chill compared to tabieita because those two are on another level 😭 HAHA actually though i’m p sure otoya is the least mean on-field…he kinda just dgaf meanwhile karasu and yuki actively degrade other players 😔 but otoya is so…interesting…off field that it makes up for it (negatively)

HAHAHA omg loser on loser crime fr…pls nagi is actually so mean tbh which makes sense because he is a gamer but also it’s so funny because we’re introduced to him as this apathetic chill guy and then the instant he meets barou he pulls out an entire ARSENAL of insults 😭 yeah i think outside of bllk that dedication to soccer is not making bro popular…like he has no time for friends or hobbies or anything because he’s busy practicing so it’s very much “the best but at what cost”

shidou def has some cool scenes!! and some uh. well. LMAOO but same with isagi like there’s some scenes where i can kinda see the appeal but for the most part he’s too chill and basic looking/acting for me. i also think it’s so funny that some of the characters have such crazy backstories (kaiser, yuki) and then isagi just grew up upper middle class 😓 zero issues in his life just vibes

OMGGG MLP FANS RISE UP my fav was rarity because she’s literally me but i also really liked princess cadence!! and that whole movie w her wedding actually was really good although i obv haven’t watched in ages. HAHAH no you’re so right though he is such a loserrr i honestly think if he ever got over himself and settled down he would be one of the best bfs in bllk just because he’s so secretly unserious. he’s definitely the type to have been super into like. pokémon (projecting because i love pokémon) or smth and he would give entire speeches about why his favorites are the best ones (NOT clickbait 3am gone wrong) and how he plans on beating the champion. he also is so chill i feel like if you tried to prank him or do smth like put makeup on him he’d just be like “ok 👍” and go along with it 😪 IF ONLY HE WASN’T A CHEATER 😕

omg no because i thought the karasu tag was empty and then i tried looking for otoya content (help he’s grown on me so bad) and it was EMPTY. forget abt yuki broooo nobody even knows him 😭 and YES it ended up at 16.1k as i’m sure you saw!! sooo long 😫 also wait that’s so funny…idt i had posted any karasu fics before your requests which post did you find me through??

if you ever do decide to try writing lmk i will def read it!! honestly it all comes down to practice + i’m sure you’re much better than you realize 💖

YES BRO WHY ARE YUKI AND OTOYA GHOSTING ATM??? i can even kind of understand otoya because he’s on a diff team and whatnot and at least his nel ranking is good but yuki is quite literally on bm why did he vanish after mancity 😓 also yesss omg bm vs barcha didn’t even feel like a nel game at all!! i saw a post where someone said they would’ve rather seen tabieita heading a nel team instead of reonagi and honestly i agree because that’s 3 and 4 in bllk right there plus they were introduced as having the best teamwork in all of bllk and that was just never brought up again after third selection?? ig it might’ve seemed redundant but in my dreams tabieita have reunited and are eating it up together 👆🏻

YAYY can’t wait!! i’m so excited for the ln chapters and the new epinagi chapter so i will be ready to yap once they’re out 🫡

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hi so little fact about me, i love abandoned places. so have this that i made kinda based off myself and past experiences with friends going to abandoned places. so here’s karasuno at an abandoned school but it’s like kags x reader idk

tw: cursing ig?? i mean it’s kags and me we curse bb

“come on I swear it’ll be fun guys!” i stood in front of the team as we were wrapping up and told them about the abandoned school i hang out at. “y/n, this isn’t a horror movie.” tsukki rolled his eyes as he stood up from his spot on the floor. “i mean, i’m down. BUT someone else has to come with, i’m not dying alone with y/n.” tanaka explained.

“you won’t die! you know how long i’ve been going to this place and other abandoned places?” i put my hand on my hip as i explained my little hobby. “they’ve taken me guys and i’m not dead” kageyama proudly said as he came up next to me. daichi looked interested and so did noya and suga. “oh my god guys come on fuck it. let’s go. it’s like a 30 minute walk from here!”

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“noya stop trying to bush tsukki into the bushes!” the school was down a little woods trail and we had finally gotten to the trail. kags was on my right while hinata was on my left. the rest of the team was behind me as i was of course leading the way because i’ve been a million times. “y/n are you sure we won’t get like stabbed or kidnapped?” yachi asked for what feels like the millionth time. i sighed and shook my head, “we won’t die yachi”.

the team was mostly quiet except for the side comments or someone yelling at tanaka and noya to not eat the berries or go off the trail because they saw a cat. “y/n are we near?” hinata asked as he bounced around. “you moron can you stop bouncing like jack rabbit” kags yelled at him. right as i was about to answer i saw the school out of the trees to the right of me. shit i gotta remind them of the rules i have.

“okay!”, i stopped the team and turned around in front of everyone “so i have some rules for abandoned places with friends! so, the rules are, do not break shit. we don’t do validation here. if i say shut up. please shut UP, i am on high alert so if i hear something just be quiet for once. ok, that’s it. don’t die!”

“HUH? YOU SAID WE WERENT GONNA DIE Y/N” yamaguchi yelled. i smacked my own forehead and just told them let’s go. “please be careful and look where you are going!”

kageyama grabbed my hand as i went through the door that is always left slightly open. we each got in and heard a bunch of ‘woahs’ and ‘holy shit’ because the door we entered to led to the cafeteria. the tables were all broken. there were vines growing on the inside because of the broken windows on the top and the kitchen area was closed off. “this is fucking cool y/n!” noya exclaimed as he started walking around. “DONT you need anything please” i yelled right before he went to grab an old lunch tray. i heard a phone camera going off and turned around to yaichi and suga taking pictures. “i wanna stand on the table. someone get a picture!” tanaka hopped on the only non-broken table. “wait wait let me on!” suga quickly hopped on next to tanaka. “guys don’t break anything! i’ll kill you” daichi told the two chaos boys. i looked around to see where everyone is and realized tsukki and yams were gone. “oh no. where’s the asshole 1 and 2?” i asked. “oh tsukki? he left the cafeteria like 2 minutes together” kags told me as if it was obvious. “guys let’s leave the cafeteria, there’s a whole ass school here. you guys can do your own thing but you can’t go alone. please literally don’t” tanaka, noya, suga and hinata quickly left the cafeteria while me, kags, daichi, asahi, kiyoko and yachi were still in the cafeteria. “bro, this is kinda cool!” daichi was checking out the lockers and the different left over magnets in them as we passed down the halls. kageyama still had my hand in his. i had taken him here before so he wasn’t scared or as on guard as everyone else. “i think i just saw a knife on the ground...” “asahi you’re being paranoid” “i am not y/n” “there’s no knife on the ground asahi”. yachi had clinged herself to kiyoko and kiyoko was just chilling, admiring everything. “let’s go to the roof” “no” “daichi we’re going to the roof” “we’re gonna die.” we made it to the roof after i remembered how to get there. “oh there you two are!” tsukki and yams were already on the roof as i opened the door. “oh wow you guys aren’t dead?” tsukki joked, i hope. we all admired the view between the trees and the sky. tobio kept randomly tightening his grip on my hand but he was smiling and looked content for once. i pulled out my phone to take a picture of him with sky in the back. he whipped his head around “i heard the click, did you take a picture?” i bit my lip and giggled “maybe. get over it” “oh god y/n” i heard loud foot steps coming up to the stairs door and i got ready to curse out whoever is coming up and being that loud when it would be common sense to be quiet in a trespassing zone. the door quickly slammed open and before i could even yell tanaka beat me to it. “WE NEED TO GO!” “why?” everyone on the roof panicked as the separated group from early came up the stairs looking as scared as tanaka. “i fucked up!” i wanted to punch him. honestly. “tanaka, the hell did you do?” daichi’s dad voice coming out. “i- uh?” “HE BROKE A WINDOW. LIKE A BIG ONE.” how the hell did we not hear a broke window? “i told you not to BREAK anything ryū!” everyone started yelling at tanaka and it became chaos on the roof. as we were all yelling i heard probably the scariest noise we could’ve heard right now. “guys shut-SHUT UP!” everyone shut their mouths. i looked around as everyone recognizes the noise. “is that the fucking cops?” tsukki pointed out the obvious. “RUN RUN GO, EVERYONE DOWN THE STAIRS”. hinata was the first to book it out and everyone else followed him. “I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WOULD BE OKAY Y/N?!” asahi yelled as he panicked and we ran to the slightly open door in the cafeteria. “OKAY WELL BEANIE BOY BROKE A WINDOW” “I DIDNT THINK A SMALL ROCK WOULD SHATTER IT!” we got to the door and kiyoko was the first there. she pushed the door all the way open so it was easier to get out in a hurry. right as she left the door an alarm was sounded. “oh what the hell? that wasn’t there before” i said as i was out of breathe and running beside kags. “the door being opened all the way triggered something on top.” “oh you’re smart daichi”

kags let me through first and then he went through. the sirens were getting louder as we cursed and panicked and ran down the trail before the cops could get there. eventually we got to the street and we all took a breathe. “guys, run again!” suga pointed out as the cop car was pulling down the street.

#kageyama x reader #haikyuu x reader #karasuno x reader #anime #haikyuu imagines

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Hehe hiii I’m writing this before I go on the treadmill lol.

Alright the screaming will be non stop- and I’ll be glad to make girls jealous lol. I am ready to distract some kids. “GO BRIGID!!!!” Yes we do have some vv hit friends esp you brigid, with dyl and Jamie 😏 the girls would be sooo jealous. Ryan and I bumping each other around will be a regular occurrence. Imao “not again...” yesss the boys are embarrassed but still hold onto each other! Hehe poor Quinners hand. Hmmm maybe I will make it up to him later 😏. Dyl would be a nervous wreck lol. I’d probably throw my sweater at him so that he can close his eyes, but he would still annoy me and ask every 5 secs “is she winning?” “How is she doing” “I can’t look” “this is too much for me to handle” and I chirp him so hard, but would understand because he really likes you :)

Ya right after shower etc. And we go out to celebrate the chirping restarts. I would have to many in my head. At the end of the day Jamie and dylan were amazing and you are proud of them. I’ll be sure to try squeezy applesauce!! Hehe I eat cliff bars between breaks but recently stopped because it took me forever to chew lol so now I just bring a banana to my matches. Brigid we should go to Costco together and ride in the cart- I would probably not bring the boys just cuz Costco’s huge and we would lose them hehe.

Yess team TRAMPLE GET READY. We promise not to damage your suit:) the girls would be jealous hehe.

Ig it is hard. But we understand. If me, you and kesh go to their games, would you sit across the rink or w us lol?. Cactus club is great, the food is très bien. Same w Cora! I’ll take you there !!

Imao people would be so confused on why I was crying but I just saw all of you 🥺 yay pls distract me while I warm up my hips w my resistance band lol. Nah it isn’t weird that you aren’t nervous. Look I’m a confident driver but that entire day was weird. It was summer and like an hour and a half before, I was getting my legs waxed lol and my legs were super slippery because of the oil they put on you after hehe. So first of all I was nervous all ready (shaking lol) and then in the car my entire seat was just so slippery, so that didn’t help and it was like plus 29. But anyways I passed, so ig going through that horrible experience was worth it. I’d probably make eye contact w y’all in between points and just burst out laughing but it’s ok. imao at the end I hit Ryan in the face w a ball. He would be mad cuz you start dying of laughter beside him and Jamie’s like panicking because he doesn’t know what to do and he just get you water. But you are still laughing . I’m down on the court also laughing and Ryan’s just trying to climb and get onto the court to chase me around hehe. Awww Quinner my bb, gotta give him my post match kiss. Ooo time to sometimes like I yell at the screen, but I could just see you being annoyed and yelling.

Ooo yes it’s getting semi spicy at Coachella. Dylan’s getting handsy 😏. Ya Jamie would just be glaring at Dylan’s back lol. And you’re just enjoying the view of Dylan’s hair and the performance lol. Oooo you can play w his hair. Aw thank u Braden for offering, I’ll take you up on that .but I can just see Quinner glaring at us too and getting flustered. He would get so annoyed hehe. I’m so oblivious sometimes, but I get down from bradens shoulders and go on yours lol. You can go on mine too:). meanwhile kesh is just in kirbys shoulders chilling and not even paying attention to what’s happening. Oo I’m not a big fan of makeup. I never wear it. I only have a clear lipgloss that I wear to events and sometimes I don’t even wear it lol.

Imma be honest we will probably not last very long on each other’s shoulders but It would be so cute if you are just watching one of the performances and Dylan or Jamie just come behind you and wrap their arms around your waist from behind and put their chins on top of your shoulder or head 🥺 and you are just swaying to the music with them .... Coachella is so fun at night according to the videos my bro has due to the lights and the fireworks that they release at night!! So you can kiss under the fireworks 🥰.

Our outfits would be amazing, like Brigid your hair would be so cute in Dutch braids!! Hehe yes the guys would look so hot, and not even try but just imagine being at Coachella w this team!! We gotta make sure we don’t forget sunscreen lol . And water, gotta hydrate !!

-Lexi

lol that’s fun, we love the treadmill. jk i hate treadmills, i feel like i’m not going anywhere when i’m on the treadmill and i can’t stand it. anywaysssss long post

lmao yes please distract my competition so i can win hehe. honestly it might work bc there are rarely hot guys in the stands at swim meets, so you never know. and then they would be like what are they doing bc you guys would be so chaotic up there lol. and everyone’s squeezing everyone else’s hand but pretending they’re not. “no we weren’t holding hands, what are you talking about?” and you’re just absolutely destroying quinner’s hand, so you have to make it up later 😏 and then dyl is just hiding his face in his hoodie, which make sure you wear a shirt under your hoodie ik i never do lol, but you’ll want one bc it is hot af at swim meets. like when you’re wet you feel cold, but in the stands it’s soooo hot. anyways dyl’s face is in your hoodie and he just asks how i’m doing every 5 seconds. “dyl just look yourself, i can’t tell it’s too close” and then he refuses to look so you chirp him lmao. but it’s ok bc then after i win we all have our epic trample hug lol. i love how it’s turned from a hug into just a huge trample lmao

haha you and ryan preparing chirps the entire time i’m swimming and just saving them til after lmao. but it’s ok bc i’m just chilling with jamie and dyl who were surprisingly really good at keeping me distracted and getting me all of the food i need. yes try squeezy applesauce, i literally love it sm, like i have a strange addiction to it but it’s fine. oh yeahhh clif bars do take a really long time to eat, i kind of forgot about that. personally i’m a weirdo so i hate bananas unless they’re superrrr green. yesss that’s part of our vacay now (i mean we already had going to a store but it’s fine) and then we make the guys push us around in the carts lol. we’ll def lose them at some point, but yk what it’s fine we’ll find them eventually

haha it’s ok i can still sit with you guys, i’ll just be wearing a usa jersey. probably my 1980 o’callahan jersey i got for christmas bc i love it sm. yes please take me to get food lol

hehe yes everyone is confused why you’re crying and you’re just like i’m fine my friends are just here. yes ofc we’ll distract you from your warmups. oof that whole driving test experience sounds awful. anywayssss yes i could def see you making eye contact with us between points and just start laughing and whoever you’re playing is so confused. hehe and then you hit ryan with the ball and he’s mad at me bc i just start laughing, but then he gets over it and decides to go after you lol. meanwhile, jamie’s just like wtf do i do? and he’s trying to get me to drink water lol. and then ofc you give quinner a kiss. but just be warned if you’re not winning or it’s close and i’m stressed about the match i will start screaming at you lol

oooh yes coachella is gonna be so fun. hehe dyl getting handsy 😏 sorry jamie, i love you too bb, but you got to let me and dyl have our moment. and i’ll just be playing with dyl’s hair while we’re watching 🥰 meanwhile, you’ve taken up braden’s offer but then quinner’s jealous so you feel bad lol. so then we take turns on each other’s shoulders. and then kesh is just chilling on kirby’s shoulders oblivious to all the guys getting jealous lmao. but then later we’re just chilling standing there and then jamie comes up behind me and wraps his arms around my waist and puts his head on my shoulder 🥺 and just swaying together to the music. that’s the softest shit. and kissing under the fireworks 😍 the literal dream. anyways yeah the only makeup i ever ever wear is mascara, but that’s hardly ever, but our outfits would be so cute. and we could do matching dutch braids! omg yes the guys would look so hot, but we have to bring sunscreen for our white boys. and yess water bc i’m always dehydrated

ily too 💗

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