#bro uno reverse to you wtf

[pendragonshoard]

breaking the rule cos i need you to know this is from ME!! I cant remember where we met or when we met, but youve been a familiar and friendly face for as long as i could remember, and i love seeing your posts and what you reblog pop up on my dash! hope you have a good day

[arcplaysgames]

i'm replaying P3P and just wanted to share a lil bit bc its my fave

Reverie Vantas the Third is the most dog person of the Persona protagonists, I don't know what Theo is talking about.

Akihiko looks great in the winter outfit. You gotta accessorize when you're gonna punch monster to death.

(Actually he's been healing a lot more this playthru and can someone explain why tf Akihiko's Dia does 64HP and Yukari's does 53HP when they are the same level? wtf is that shit)

Anyway I mentioned I love the summer vacation episode in P3P the most. Part of it is that it opens strong with everyone being gay for Mitsuru.

Yukari and Fuuka are gonna roshambo for who gets to help Mitsuru with her sunscreen.

But also its PEAK Akihiko+Junpei Autistic-ADHD Bro Show and I love it.

Junpei is "we need to get girls" and Akihiko is like "Nah" and then Junpei is "oh so you're admitting defeat" and Akihiko is like "BITCH?"

They split up to attempt girl-pick-upage and just.

Akihiko cannot stop infodumping.

oh my god lmao whatever girl told Junpei "please move, you are blocking the sun" is my hero l m a o

boys boys, you're both idiots, no need to fight!

Junpei spots the new party member and tries to chat her up, one last shot, but Aegis plays an uno reverse and the shot reflects and executes Junpei instantly. tragic.

i'm SORRY i just. Aegis has her own fixations and they don't overlap with Akihiko's special interests, so she is utterly immune and it's so fucking good. lmao.

"That type of information is irrelevant to me" CACKLES

fun fact akihiko is undefeated as the top boxer at school and i think he cares about winning soooooooooooooooooooo much more than he lets on

Junpei spots Aegis heading off into the forest alone and

/points. That's him. That's my man. Right there.

[sardonic-sprite]

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Wtf I think you unlocked a cheat code? What be this sorcery? Aight well be prepared for me to uno reverse it on you lmao.

FUCK I don't even remember which fics I used before for this, uhhhhh... ok here's the first go-round.

Anywho, next ones...

Oooh, Runaway. This one got to explore Tim and Damian's brother dynamic, but if they got off to a better start. It's also badass motherfucking coffee addicted best big bro Tim (a great version) and smol fight bean so tired just wants to be fucking loved lil bro Damian (also a great version). With a teensy bit of sappy batdad. Only thing I don't like as much is the version of Talia, but it's lowkey needed for the plot so I'll let myself off the hook.

If you ever fall down. This one is actually. Like, it's fair. I'd say it's well-written. But what I take the most pride in is how I was able to rewrite the ending so as to have two options, one with a lowkey Sladick, the other with Jason and Dick Big Bro Teamup. Honestly there's little difference between the versions, but still. I ventured a little beyond my comfort zone, and I'm proud of that.

Bane. Yeah, this one's controversial. Still, I spent SO MUCH BRAINPOWER doing inception levels of theory of mind and like good God... I'm incredibly proud of how I was able to do that, and how I was able to build up the tension and keep people guessing until the end. Maybe that makes me mean. Ah, well, a friend and I are working on a sequel, so it'll turn out fine... after lots more agony. Oops.

A Wretch Like Me. This one... all my Rev Wayne stories have given me Religious Feels but there's something incredibly personal about this one, because when Jason and Bruce talk at the end, it echoes so many times that I talked with my Pastor H about things. I'd like to think he'd be proud of what I wrote, despite it being fanfic. I also published this one on Palm Sunday, so the sacrifice theme was vivid, and it might be the closest I've come to... Understanding passion week.

[boobachu]

cont. Like like I ran out of space but still read more so I don't spoil people like yeah

Yeah I guess I ran out of space.

Tho I guess if we all hate ourselves, we have to love each other so we have love. oh well

Ah Spiky's shutting down. Puffyhead's a real bro

"I know you don't mean it, but I'll give you some space"

What a mature fucker.

I guess like... aunno what happened besides the squad disbanding cuz everyone hates each other.

I dunno.

damn-ass dead bird

ah spiky is a shopping cart pusherrrrrrr

damn rehearsing convo with sign language

WTF shutterbug in a skirt

time to head to pinky's house round 2

FUNERAL

well who died?!

Grandma?

damn she died.........

Ah well, she was there for like one fucking scene so wheetayver

damn buterfly, so wait it was a prophetic dream?

heh

Mom once said a dragonfly reminded me of my uncle

Watching a man die never leaves you...

what the fuck is this stupid shit

Just going on a field trip I guess

summer vaycay

ROFL spiiky ate shit

He'll be miserable whenever he's with her, bitch he's always miserable!

Might as well be upset about throwing gas in a volcano baybeeeeeee

So spiky engages fake-ass mode and now it's baking a cake for mom's b'day

well he lived.

Fireworks time, I miss fireworks.

Oh hey senor poofyhead I miss you

we all share the sky...

Man I want nachos.

I want a snow cone...

Ah so pinky is 18

WAIT

She can feel the vibrations of the fucking fireworks!

Fnatastique

So Shoko goes home and shutterbug asks spiky to get the camera from home so I'm expecting bad things...

Oh wait it's Eshoyah

dude no

don't kill yourself you're so sexy ahaha

HE TRIPPEDN SFKNJBDSFLKJ

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THE HATERS MUST BE DRIVING AUTOMATIC

CUZ MY BOY GOT THE CLUTCH

c'mon man

MAsh A

gfuckign mash A man

ROTOATE THE CONTROLLER THAT WORKS BETTER

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UNO REVERSE

Well, Shouyou survived, so schwey wait is it Shoyouah?

Whatever Spiky

So pinky mom and shuterbug apologize to spiky's moms

WHAT

BITCHARONI BULLYING PINKY? SHE GOT A DMAN ARM LYNCH

YEAH SLAP HER ASS

Fucking dude like ain't pinky suffered enough

Just everyone bowing to moms damn

Ain't that just high school tho

ohhhhh

shutterbug took pictures of dead shit cuz she thought if she showed her sister dead shit she'd stop wanting to kill herself ROFL

Sorry babe that's not how it works, like even after this event the feeling that you shoulad never been born remains.

Senor poofyhead returns

Ohhh Spiky's in a coma okay

Man sometimes I wish I would just die.

Damn this part made me cry ROFL

So Shouko is getting ther band back together

"You can change, start now, it's not too late" sage words, pinky.

trippy ass animation again

ah shit prophetic dream again

No spiky! Stay away from the trippy light! there are ghosts in there!

And pinky don't you dare kill yourself I swear to god

good spiky, you're awake

DUDE I did the exact same thing when I woke up from the splinter surgery, just rip em out

How the hell do they just let him run out of the color theory business just

weepy bitches.

Way to go, clutch. That's your name from now on, you're Clutch.

Okay so Fireworks and Clutch have a psychic link now I guess, I mean I've seen it happen. Prolly the most realistic thing in this silly movie.

Just two fucking miserable bastards, kneeling at a bridge.

?????

Yeah I don't get this part but I guess Clutch said cringe again cuz he's waffling.

yeah aunno WTF happened but at least Fireworks and Clutch are okay enough to go on.

Wait bitchy girl was by Clutch's side the whole time? LOL WTF dumbass.

I still don't 100% get the X gag cuz like, you can still see and hear them.

Sister's hubby! Street fighter I gues aunno

"Since you're alive again, will you please teach me how to study?"

I had a dream I died once, they said it wasn't my time... if I knew better I'd've said to make time cuz damn life never got better.

Wait so, he has trouble looking people in the eye and that's why he's an outcast? What? That's stupid no one looks people in the eye except job interview freaks.

Honestly I can't relate to this cuz like, high school, despite everything horrible that happened to me, was when my classmates accepted me the most.

SENOR PUFFYHAIR HITERLER STASCHE SJDFH

Listen I know facial hair is annoying but that's not a look.

oh his lucky stache, he sacrificed his looks for a saving throw

REALEST BRO EVER I'M SORRY I DOUPTED YOU SENOR PUFFYHAIR

They tried making a thousand cranes to save his life LOL

and then there's this asshole also the colors kinda hurt my eyes sorry if you have eye strain gonna tag it now

mooooo-ron

ROFL

bitchy learned sign language to continue being a bitch

she's truly the bitch with a heart of gold

Ah here's the reason why I decided to watch this.

Ah so it's a bookend for how the movie truely started.

I don't fucking undersstand why it happens tho, like I guess cuz he knows people care if he died or not?

Which, damn you know we really do live in a world where no one cares if someone died or not.

It's hilarious how like, that's the most unrealistic part of the movie, people giving a shit ROFL

It was a really good movie! I'd like to own the BVD someday (tho realistically I'll have to download a rip with how broke I am)

That one part still just like ROFL aunno what a random song.

Sometimes I wish I was brave enough to end it all, but I'm just too afraid of pain. I guess once I'm in physical agony nonstop maybe it'll be easier? Whatever mayn.

It's kinda fucked up how they trauma bonded over this but hey.

I guess back to tom & jerry.

Watching the shape of voice

cuz twitter was like "Xs over faces gag!" and I'm like "neat"

So spoilers I guess uh whatever

Anyways spikey boy is all about to kill himself, took out money and whatever gave it to someone and there was like he was gonna jump at a bridge and there was a family popping fire crackers so he left

Now it's like "My Generations" by Rolling Stones is playing and ROFL

Anyways he's a kid again so uh aunno.

LOL he's doing the mechanics pencil needle thing

So new kid in class, I guess she's mute so she's communicating via text

Ahhh she's deaf so that makes sense, everyone's trolling her now but I'm kinda expecting bullying cuz this has an edgy crying vibe.

I guess this takes place before the advent of mobile computers so there's no text to speech or anything. Tho I've also never been in this situation so I have no idea how it'd work besides what it is, but yeah the teacher is a piece of shit.

Making fun of slow readers just Billy Madison "T-T-T-Day junior" and not really accomidating for the fact pinky can't hear.

Spiky boy was making fun of pinky's voice, and now he's trolling her and throwing sand like what.

Now they're teaching the class sign language.

Now boring girl is butthurt cuz she's too lazy to learn.

Ah the person helping her is being outcast, I can relate to that, my one friend basically was outcast by being my friend ROFL

Spiky boy wrote this after pinky's new friend helped her and is gone now after being bullied

So after he's like "who coulda dood this" pinky's all like

"I said no need to thank me"

Yeah this is very familiar to me... honestly like I wonder if Pinky will grow up obsfucating stupidity and being a perpetual jokester so you can never know if she's actually clueless or making fun of you which is better than being called retarded by shitlords (lords of shit)

Bully montage! bully montage!

Oh wait he fucking pulled out her hearing aids and she's bleeding what the shit

"You went too far"

Pinky apologized to Spiky???? dunno why????

Then fucking Spiky threwt her notebook in some fountain so she had to get in.

I guess years later someone threwt spikey into the same fountain ROFL

Ah so Pinky is absent now, damn eight hearing aids were broken or missing.

Time for everyone to turn on Spikey, the principal or whatever is asking for who is the bully. The teacher just straight-ass outed Spikey time for street justice.

Just a fucking coward's cotillion, everyone outing each other.

Tho it's very clear Spiky is the scapegoat as he's the one that took the bullying furthest out of the class ROFL

Now that I've never experienced in any school, but I guess bullying never went this far to where the teachers actually did anything.

Tho that is true, bullying is a way to fit in, hell even I've done it once (after years of being bullying, suffering doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you suffer)

Anyways it's kinda funny seeing one of the mob being ousted and now being the pariah.

Bully montage! Bully montage! Spiky edition!

Pinky was scrubbing Spikey's desk cuz aunno honestly I don't know why she's so nice and why Spiky is still just pissed off.

ROFL Pinky bit spiky ROFLGF just red

REDASS BEATDOWN ROFL

GET HIS ASS BITCH

Pinky's patience has been shattered hell hath no fury like a 57th chance spat in its face!

Anyways Pinky finally transferred so now Spiky is all alone in a coward's cotillion so ROFL

Ah back to buisiness suit spiky. How will he kill himself... by learning sign language...

Okay...

Wait Pinky all grewt up?!?!?!

What no apology? I'd lead with that you fuck nugget.

Yeah natch she'd run, fuck that bitch-ass.

Honestly I dunno what I'd do if I met one of my bullies, but also I dunno what I'd do if I met that one kid I joined the guys bullying that one time.

I guess just avoid cuz it's like no one cares who's sorry just stay out of my life forever and ever amen.

So I guess Spiky is returning this old-ass notebook? The pacing of this movie is weird.

Ah so Spiky learnt sign language.

ohhhh so that's what pinky was saying before spiky flipped his gourd, she wanted to be friends.

Now the damn-ass animation went trippy.

Ah we're back in another time period.

Just breakfast time I guess.

Some bobble hat kid? Ah I guess this is after the failed suicide attmpt, and he's living with his mom still, that's how it is ROFL

ROFL yeah he sold all his life away so now it's just like, when you can't kill yourself and you're just ROFL ¥1,700,000!!!!!

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SHE BURNEND S IT SKDLKSJFNLKJF MOOOOOOOOOM

Ah in middle school blondie make sure everyone knew what spiky did

So he never cold escape it

So he pushed everyone out ROFL

Ah so that's why the stupid X face gag

Wait now people are being nice to him???? Wait what? What's going on

Ah so now he's making up things they're saying about him okay.

ROFL This movie is so fucking funny, kids really are that fucking full of shit too.

So are adults, like everyone's a hypocrite. That's just human nature I guess.

Even if you think you're above that, you have contradictions that are built into your soul.

That is one thing tho, even if you wish you were never born, if you want the pain to end, it's really hard to kill yourself.

You have to know, and the very core of your being, it has to be a fact more solid than gravity,

ah he's ignoring a bully

Ah he's intervening wow.

but like when someone kills themselves, it's the end of a fucking options, you've tried so fucking hard to live but it's impossible.

So yeah he's late to see pinky cuz the bully stole his bike, so like he missed his appointment and pinky's friend shut him outside even with the alibi bread.

SO poofy head, the person he saved, his X fell off and I guess they're friends now.

So spiky is asking poofy head how you become friends like if there's a process, so they do a weird handshake?

Very droll.

I like poofy head, he's droll, smoking a franch fry

So spiky tries to see pinky again and like just uhp photo chick shuts him down again.

"She's not here" oh photo chick is pinky's girlfriend and like senor poofy head backs him up

LOL WTF

Man spiky escapes pursued by pinky and poofy head and shutterbug spy on them

So I guess they're using the bread to feed the fish??????

What the hell

So Spiky was ascared of what was in the notebook and tossed it so pinky dived into the koi thing and like uhp panty shot? nope

Also I guess shutterbug is a boy, he just sounds like a girl.

Just a couple of dubmasses being watched by two goobers, fun dynamic.

hoo doggy

Pinky is a dumby according to shutterbug

So I guess current time is high school? Right? I think?

Ah shutterbug posted him jumping off a bridge to twitter and now he's in trouble, suspended for a week.

So shutterbug is sleeping in a playscape for some raisin

Like moms asked spiky to pick up his sister who is like 6yo or whatever.

So Shutterbug confesses to spiky about the trolling.

for realz

Oh that's his niece! His sister is the mom!

She's nibling now tho! ROFLFOFLFOFLOFL

So shutterbug is staying at spiky's house cuz he's homeless, staying in his room.

Shutterbug took a pic of a damn frog.

barefoot.

So he gave his shoes to shutterbug now they're

Wait so like, shutterbug and pinky are on the outs cuz he used her shampoo??????? wat

Yeah just hold on this shot, like okay sure yeah okay nice shot fucking stupid.

ohhhhhh so shutterbug is pinky's younger sister

ROFL the mom slapped spiky's dumbass.

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So Senor Poofyhead is treating shuterbug like a brah and spiky's all "that's a girl" and he just backs the fuck up

I dunno what pinky wants but I guess spiky has to find her old friend, ohhhhhhh yeah that one girl!

Senor poofyhead rollin dem Gs

So squad's out heading to find whatshernuts.

So I guess they're IMing on thet rain now, honestly liveblogging is detracting from this movie about as much as the shitty encoding.

Whatshernuts: accquired

part of me wishes there was like, subtitles, but I guess that kinda gives the vibe of what Pinky experienced when people talked with their back turned to her yaw meen?

So it's clever

Random-ass cat girl

meow meow club?

So spiky and poofyhead are at the gatito parlor trying to reunite whats her face with the girls so yeah.

So something's wrong with Shoko (pinky) (it takes me a while to learn names whoever cares)

Naoka... is uh... is that what's her face? Ah she's still an omega bitch.

So she's trying to bond with Spiky, but he ain't having nonna dat

WAIT SHE'S A GROWN ASS WOMAN RIPPING OUT HEARING AIDS??????????????????

I guess that's what happens when you don't bully bullies.

Wait so shutterbug sleeps in a closet?????

what?????

Honestly I wouldn't mind that. Tho what closet's wide enough for me? ROFL

What the fuck does pony tails mean?

Just eeee ponytail! who cares

I wish I could rock it but it always sinks cuz my hair is heavy.

So spiky said some cringe to shoko so now he needs some fucking bread

Also I guess Shoko can speak now? Suddenly? Aunno.

Like she's more articulate wait what

She love him?????

What in sam hill.

SHOKO MAKES THE PASS AND SPIKY FUMBLES COSTING THE GAAAAAAMMMMMMME

ROFL

RIP Shoko, beefing so fucking hard

Like dude Spiky needs hearing aids like I mean YEAH SHE SLURRED but like she clearly went "I lurbe you" big as dallas fucking I guess it's something that didn't translate well like he was like "oh yeah advertising at sunset w00t"

Wait why did that bishie's face uncover the X?

The moon.

She said "the moon"

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what

nani

Yeah def didn't translate well.

Pinky's got the kicksies she's just like me france!

Wait so now we're going to six flags

I hate amusement parks, we went to six flags in catholic school and I spent the entire day doing nothing cuz I'm scared of all the rides.

sigh

Man poofyhead don't want redhead touching spiky. LOL

Poofyhead gets dibs

Yeah poofyhead has real hair! it's called curly

awwwe Spiky realizes he has friends

Ah hell blond boy is working at the park ROFL

Xs re-applied RIP

So the Xs are like the wall.

So bitchy and pinky go on the ferris wheel while spiky laments.

Oh boy top secret video time

SHUTTERBUG FUCKING LEFT THE CAMERA ON AND GAVE IT TO HER SISTER SJFHFOLKJSJFOLKSF

Man she reminds me of my brother, he always knew what was up... I kinda wonder if it's cuz he saw what happened to me...

Tho he also always had friends, and I always was a tagalong... like can you imagine a 10 year old playing with toddlers? That was me.

"I don't hate you, I hate myself"

Damn, bitchy punched pinky WTF

God blondey is so fake ROFL

That's how it is tho I guess.

Dammit Spiky you'd better not commit sudoku.

"Yeah, I hate me too"

[bamsara]

you know that self-help post that's got that one panel like 'if you feel like everyone hates you, go to sleep' bro i just woke up and i think everyone is mad at me wtf kind of uno reverse is this

[brendashmenda]

YOUR MY FAVORITE ACCOUNT EVERRR!!! can you write about aot characters being twerked on? thank you!

OMG yes!! Lmk if you want a part 2 for any characters I didn’t do

and happy valentines day as well <33 (in my timezone it’s technically still the late hours hehe)

eren: looks at you like you‘re actually crazy asf but then also expects you to act like hes not crazy for dragging you into another room and commanding you to do it again. watches you with wide eyes, pupils blown. he’s probably never seen anyone twerk before, at least not right in front of him. he loves it, just don’t do it around anyone else.

armin: ok bro if this is in public (in front of friends) he’s so embarrassed…he’d just slightly push you off him (but he doesn’t want u to be embarrassed either so he’d still hold your hand but he’s still kinda dying inside…will most likely complain abt it to you later while laying on top of you, voice muffled into your skin)…but if it’s in private i assure you he’s still flustered but much less so.

levi: would stare at you like wtf and would judge hardcore. if this is canon compliant levi lets be real he would ignore you for at least a week straight. but if this is more fanon...well, he’d ignore you in public for sure, but as soon as you’re home he’d realistically get pissed off at you for dancing suggestively, and he’d let you know, non verbally...by edging you till you promise to never do it again ;)

hange: laughs their fucking ass off…and grinds into you, rotating their hips in circles against your ass. doesn’t take it too seriously, just has fun with it. they don’t care who sees, everyone knows you’re their bitch anyways. (joking but also not). but yeah expect a lot of teasing and them egging you on.

jean: oh nahhhh he is such a tease, holds your waist ever so lightly in his hands, guiding your hips in their movement. And I assure you that if you were trying to get any edge over him by making him flustered?? uno reverse. He’s got your skin heating up as leans down so your back is against his chest, and he’s not even moving his hips at all, but making you do all the work…he’s absolutely living for this

connie: omg he’s your hypeman. Outwardly, he’s leaning back, pumping his arms in the air, cheering you on, and if anyone was initially judging you, well trust me, with his enthusiasm they’re not anymore. but inwardly, he’s absolutely flustered, and thinks above all that what you’re doing is insanely hot and that you’re the baddest bitch ever.

mikasa: she’s incredibly flustered and can barely even look at you, just politely averting her eyes. but don’t let that fool you, you can feel her slightly pressing against you, ever so subtly, with her thigh against your ass, slightly encouraging you. but if anyone so much as glances your way, she’ll be taking a giant ass step back, cause she doesn’t like to be caught in awkward situations.

pieck: smiles and pats your ass, encouraging you to do it more. she frowns and gets pouty when you stop, despite you explaining that you can’t twerk for that long of a time. compared to the others, she doesnt think it’s weird or embarrassing at all... cause have y’all seen this woman?? she crawls around on all 4s she dgaf if you‘re having fun, even if it means people see you literally grinding your ass up and down on her.

erwin: would make you stop in a proper public scenario cause he cares about his image but would lowkey love it in private. ‘do the thing y/n.’ He doesn’t even know what it’s called, he just knows it’s hot and it makes him want to fuck you <3

[kamotoshi]

cursed family game nights must be so freakin chaotic omg

warnings: swearing, a smidgen of violence, and bullying bc they all bully each other let’s be real

jougo being hilariously bad at charades and mahito and dagon bout to kick him off the team bc his version of swimming looks like he’s literally slipping on ice and flailing around and nobody can tell what he’s doing. and there’s that really intense moment bc jougo wants them to guess it so he wont just move on to another card but they can’t guess so they’re stuck in that charades limbo and time runs out.

cue mahito standing up and yelling, “wtf were you doing?!”

and chōsō, who’s on the other (winning) team raising a brow and answering, “he was obviously swimming.”

*camera pans to dagon who’s seriously offended by the fact that jougo was meant to be swimming*

mahito is gobsmacked like “OBVIOUSLY? wtf kinda swimming are you guys doing?”

and jougo’s all heated now bc he feels attacked and is about to freakin erupt. “I OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM”

getwo snickers. “do you even know how to swim, chōsō?”

to which he responds, lackadaisically, as always, “no, but I've seen videos of dogs swimming and he looked like one of them.” 

cue hanami having to keep jougo from beating chōsō’s ass while he stands there, sneering at him like

and don’t even talk about monopoly or uno or for the love of all things holy mario kart.

mahito always bankrupts himself in monopoly and asks for loans which getwo only gives him to shut him up or else he’ll whine the entire time. and then the mf has the nerve to negotiate and make deals on the board and suddenly he’s winning. and now getwo is the public enemy bc everyone’s like bro why did you give him a second chance?? hanami always wants to be the banker but takes forever separating the money bc of big fingies but nobody cares how long it takes bc they collectively love hanami. they’ve also gone through so many pieces bc chōsō smushes them when he gets angy >:(

jougo gets +4′d, skipped, reversed on, literally everything bad when they play uno. they like to select like one person to pick on and unfortunately it’s usually him bc he’s like so obsessed with winning. hanami’s the only one who actually stays impartial and usually just doesn’t even wanna play at all (good choice). getwo acts diplomatic but he’s scheming by holding his cards in a way that makes it look like he has more than he does. chōsō hates playing uno bc he always forgets to say uno when he has one card left or ends up blurting out only part of the word so everyone’s like wtf do you mean “no?” and then someone else says it instead and it’s very much a head in hands moment for him. someone (dagon) usually walks away from the table

mario kart is the absolute worst, though. that is when tensions run so ridiculously high. the cursed family as a whole has cost stores with wii remote controllers so much money in inventory bc they just go and steal more when chōsō or hanami crush them or jougo melts them and it’s insane. it’ll literally be like CRUNCH and mahito looks over like “oop! there goes another one!” then goes to pull another out of their stockpile. it’s so sad. wii controllers in their vicinity are in a literal shortage.

hanami is a horrible, horrible driver. does not understand the concept. is always braking instead of drifting like...  baby we forgot there was even a button to stop the car all we know is speed! chōsō’s the blue shell mf that will be in like 5th place and send it anyway just so that none of the others win he’s so savage pls never play with him. mahito’s the mf who’ll hold the banana peels/shells behind him and drive right in front of someone to force them into getting fucked up. and getwo is that mf who you never know where tf he is and then he’ll just come drifting around the corner to steal first place out of nowhere. dagon’s the one who keeps driving off cliffs trying (and failing) to make the shortcuts (and no he does not learn from his mistakes). the tension in the room is so heavy when this game is on.

at the end of the night whoever lost the most games has to pay for dinner and can you just imagine how heavy the air in that uber is when they catch a ride somewhere? the poor driver’s like only able to see like 2 or 3 of them but is like why is it so hard to breathe in here 😭 it's bc jougo’s in the backseat fuming abt having to pay that’s why

[sukirichi]

Hun, you made fall more for Sukuna with sweet lies. WHERE ON EARTH DO I GET A MAN LIKE HIM???

Megs really had the audacity to pull up that “I thought you were my girlfriend” card DUDEEEE WTF??? [insert “since uh when” Chris Hemswortg gif] but the, BUT THEN he got the uno reverse card WITH THAT AMAZING PUNCH 🙌🙌🙌 and Sukuna boss move -call him so he can hear us- was just ✨immaculate✨.

I love sweet lies, and you can bet your soul that I’ll re-read it over and over again [insert chef’s kiss]

Your masterpieces have brought joy to my life 💜✨, you have so much talent Suki!!! I can’t wait for more cough*EarnedIt*cough and obviously more of your Sukuna.

If you ever post Bartender!Sukuna drabbles ILL 👏 BE 👏 THERE 👏 TO 👏 HYPE 👏 YOU 👏 UP 👏

BESTIEEEEE YOURE THE BEST 😫😫😫😭😭😭 PLEASE ME TOO I WANNA JUMP IN THE BOYFIE SUKUNA TRAIN ALSO TOTALLY RANDOM BUT HES SO CARING AND I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE HES THE TYPE TO COOK BREAKFAST FOR READER AND JUST? ALWAYS? ASKS? FOR MORNING? KISSES??? 🥺🥺🥺 ALSO WAIT NO THATS THE BICEP INTERVIEW ISNT IT???!!! Bro that uno reverse card better than any move, she really broke his nose 😭😭💀💀 "CALL HIM SO HE CAN HEAR US" I WAS GIGGLING AS I WROTE THAT TBH I WAS LIKE "sukuna u sexy lil shit 😫💦" AWWW BABE TYSM YOURE SO SWEET 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 OOF SPEAKING OF EARNED IT, I FEEL SO AWFUL TO SAY THIS BUT...i think updates might take a while 🥺🥺 i have been working on part 5 for days and its a really short chapter (like 4-5kish) but its soooo difficult for me to finish, idk im just not vibing with it atm 😭😭😭 AH BARTENDER SUKUNA 🥺🥺🥺 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT AND TYSM 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

[thecatprince]

Purpl, sky bluee, aqua, lavender, orangeee, yellow <3

(most of these are the same ones you sent me but I feel the same towards you BDKSNSN)

Yellow: you radiate big dick energy

You know it ::fuckboy::

Orangeee: let’s kiss uwu

Makes out with you

Lavender: literally one of the loveliest people in existence wtf

Bro 🥺🥺 uno reverse

Aqua: marry me i’m serious like marry me for real

I already have my vows prepared 🥰

Sky Bluee: i will kill anyone for you just ask

Inej to my Kaz

Purpl: you are so hot wtf?!?!?!

SO R U WE ARE BOTH SO HOT!

[lesyah]

guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep 6-14

Episode 6

The way guo Changcheng and da qing just made it seem like that girl is dead 😭

Ope gcc reminds csz of his little brother?? 👀👀👀

He’s like suddenly I like u

Oooooh flower person!!!!!!!!!!

She’s back. But sus. Hmmmmm....

Zyl is the person equivalent of batting your eyelashes at someone for what you want

Wei wei is very suspicious 🤔

Mirror stuff hmmmmmmm

Talking to a mirror...creepy

I really can’t tell which one is real and I can’t tell if he’s being duped

I love when shen wei shows up as the black robe envoy

The way zyl showed up just to be like “break up with your fiancé”

The way da qing cuddled up to zyl 😭😭😭 so much like a cat

They broke into shen wei’s house wtffff

The way shen wei knew immediately and was like eh whatever

That tapestry zyl sent shen wei lmaoooo wtf

He bugged him ahhhhhhh that’s so rude!!!!!

Probably illegal too

Omg these guys trying to rob the BLACK ROBE ENVOY

he was just like

Episode 7

Omfg zyl just showed up to save him

Even shen wei was like 👀👀

Omg the way shen wei trapped him into admitting he was in the apartment and then just made him sweat about it before moving on

LOL king

Ope the robbers died

Oh just one of them

Why are they video chatting instead of talking face to face

He was showing them different types of bears wtf hahahahaha

Lin jing is so dramatic Hahahaha

They just broke into that guys house what on earth

Super selfish of this dude to write that stuff and knowing people were dying cause of it. Yikes.

Oop he died.

Shen Wei and zyl are having a moment!!! Really truly Shen Wei acts so suspiciously all the time Hahahah he’s so lucky that zyl likes him enough to be like eh whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️

Episode 8

Omg the initiation of guo changcheng!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!

The weapon they made for him lol

It really is suited to him HAHA

Why is zhu Hong so upset about this????????????????

Relax

Da qing was also like “relax”

OMG SHEN WEI DONATED THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

ZYL’S FACE

He was like

Same Da qing same

Oop creepy symbol and umprompted flashback 👀👀👀

“Thanks for helping me move” he says as he carries the boxes completely by himself

Chu shuzhi was just like ur welcome

The flower gal is so cool

Kick his butt shen wei

Ahhh shen wei taking care of zyl

🥺

His apartment is so gross

He tucked him innnnnnnn

He’s cleaning his apartment HAHA

He straight up intercepted the letter from the underworld. Very fortunate.

Oh no the ghostly girl fainted

HE JUST SAT THERE WATCHING HIM THE WHOLE NIGHT???????

Zyl asked the same thing and shen wei was just like “and?”

Episode 9

Omg..................he got her a sex doll.....

Chu shuzhi is so rude to gcc

Hahahaha

Omg shen wei broke down in the exact road they were passing on. Terrible luck.

Zyl is like WTF

I can’t tell if zyl is driving him cause he’s suspicious or because he just wants to hang out with shen wei

Both probably

Ahhhhh wang Zheng you make me so sad with your tears 🥺🥺🥺

Ew what are those gross monsters 😭😭

The way shen wei didnt even try and stop zyl from laying on him.........embarrassing

The way he adjusted the pillow for him multiple times.....embarrassing pt. 2

He gave shen wei his coat???????????????? Ok

Bro a supreme north face? Literally the biggest flex

This village is sketchy

Yikes about that story wang Zheng told

The village tried to scare them????? Why????? Hahahahaha

Oh great trench coat guy

Oooh flashback for zyl uh oh

She was executed?!!!!! Wtf?!!

Episode 10

She drugged them ??? Wow

They’re so suspicious of shen wei

Very dramatic flash backs

Zhu Hong is trying to hypnotize shen wei 😭😭😭

Shen Wei sending a warning for it to be immediately ignored 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He shows up and is like why did u ignore me

Zyl is like 😒

Shen. Wei. Is. A. BADDIE!!!!!

Ohhhh so there’s HISTORY with wang Zheng and the pillar boy

HISTORY history

Episode 11

Gcc crying for wang Zheng and her bf

Omg when zyl asked if he wanted to work in the archives and the guy just grunted Hahahaha I laughed forever

The way shen wei just fainted after drinking one cup of alcohol to stop zyl from drinking more........omg. Lan wangji energy.

The way he just played the uno reverse card on zhu Hong hahahahaha

He hypnotized her to never hypnotize anyone again 😭🤣

Omg his coat smells like the gross monster stuff and zyl is very much onto him. Tsk tsk.

WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO THE FISH!!!!!!!

THATS SO MEAN

Omg gcc with diarrhea

He’s out of toilet paper

And CSZ OFFERED HIM SHEETS FROM GCC’S JOURNAL HAHAHAHAHA

AS HE READS IT.

POOPING IN THE STALL NEXT TO HIM

PEAK COMEDY

Oop zyl has connected the dots

Um that little girl is 15? Excuse me? You’re kidding me right?

This is a joke isn’t it

She’s like 10

Why did zhu Hong’s uncle drug her 😭😭😭

Episode 12

Ugh shen wei just tell zyl youre the black robe envoy 😭😭😭😭

He will find out eventually

This is stressing me out

Zyl constantly rolling his eyes gets me

Um the WAY that shen wei caught zyl are you kidding me rn

Da qing waking zyl up like that..........no words

DA QING REALLY SAID “really? You’re gonna flirt with each other? Right in front of my salad?”

O. M. F. G. GCC DRESSED AS ZHU HONG

Why was zyl so close to shen wei

And why was his excuse so bad.

Just say you were looking at him lol

TELL HIM WHAT? SHEN WEI!!!!!

WHAT IS THAT NECKLACE

Zyl’s doodle of shen wei as a prof and then as the black robe envoy 😭😭😭

Zhu Hong escaped just to be captured again

Oh yikes that guy was saving her from abuse

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THE LITTLE GIRL IS WEARINF A SHIRT THAT SAYS “boobies make me smile?” BECAUSE I FIND THAT TO BE VERY EXTREMELY UPSETTING WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Da qing as a cat 😭😭😭

Oh boy it’s actually the little girl 😬

ITS THE WEDDING OF THE PEOPLE FROM THAT OTHER EPISODE AHHHHH!!!

That’s so happy!!!

Who is that suspicious man with the camera

Da qing going feral wtf??????????

Why did that happen!!!!!!!!!

Episode 13

Shen Wei showing up and saving the day..............I like it

Oh no that girl’s dad died

He was kinda scummy tho tbh

JUST. TELL. ZYL. THAT. YOURE. THE. BLACK. ROBE. ENVOY. IT. STRESSES. ME. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zyl is also stressed

This reporter dude is SUS!!

Zyl when shen wei said he had to go back to the university lmao he was like

Oh good csz finally got gcc lmao

Lol zyl finding the guy shen wei hid

I love the flower girl!!!!!!

Shen Wei just TELL HIM!!!!! There’s no point in not telling him 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

“I thought we were friends” ope

I hate it here

Yikes he got mind controlled

Ok no way zhu Hong just died like that lol

So what is happening my dudes

Oh my that zyl and shen wei thing 👀

Hahaha fake bullet

THE WAY HE STOOD UP

The POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The look on shen wei’s face when he realized that zyl was aware the whole time lol

“Or else, how could I let you obediently say your true identity”

OMGMFLCOWOCOWJKCOWNCOW

Episode 14

The way zyl was about to just out shen wei like that haha

“Who told you I can’t erase your memories”

OMFG

zyl: 😳

“We have always been friends”

“Have been? When did it start?”

Omfg!!!!!!

Shen Wei is just like “10,000 BC” hahahahaha could you imagine zyl’s reaction

Oop zyl does not like talking about papa zhao

Ugh the reporter makes an appearance

Why did zyl immediately invite shen wei when he was invited to dinner

Lol

Ooo gcc improving his fighting skills NICE!!!

The way he skipped away LMAO

Even csz was smiling

Wow u big softie

WHY IS GCC’S UNCLE SO RUDE!!!!!!!!!!

I will have words with him

Da qing talking to the cats 😭😭😭

The reporter is like “........wtf”

[randomfandoms2004]

rYU SOO COOL screaming abt eps 27 to 32 (MASS Post)

playing catch up before sunday! I’ll be (hopefully) doing a rider kick for zero one as well

Spoilers under the cut as always!

Episode 27 highlights

chibiagroo’s lil cry of “Daddy!” before the opening...

I might have squealed...

Kou breaking Red Ranger stereotypes with a single sentence

Gachiellius/Boat Man/Mr. New Bad coming back (OK BRO WTF I THOUGHT WE KILLED U) with news of... a new villian??

soft boi Kou throwing up Chibi and sacrificing himself

Melt coming clutch with that Smash Soul

The bros pulling an uno reverse card on Sparkles “You may be sad, but don’t lose hope.” I WHEEZED

Overall thoughts: Pachy and Chibi are so cute! also @ nada: don’t be suspicious (unfortunately I was spoiled for the plot twist BUT  N E WAYS)

Episode 28 highlights

FUCK THIS EPS INTRO IS A LOT DARKER

AsunA HOLY FUCK GIRLIE 

Bamba being a fuckin softie for Asuna, he’s such a dad i love that

I gotta admit... doing a little neener neener is a pretty unexpected source for a minasaur

@ Nada again, u’re fucking sus....

Asuna giving Kou courage made me tear up a little... because I could actually fear for Asuna’s life. Knowing how dangerous it is, yet having so much faith? (I FUCKING LOVE ASUNA SHE IS BEST GIRL OKAY??? IM- 😭😭😭😭) OH THANK GOD SHE LIVES!!! (Kou sounded so sad... baby boy TT)

Again, Bamba being a softie... I love that god, please keep it up

The trio are such cuties, you can feel the childhood best friend energy (tm)

AND AGAIN @ NADA, DONT BE SUSPICIOUS!!!

Overall thoughts: Having Ryusoulger being a little bit dark around the edges is such a refreshing feeling. It’s the first time I ever felt genuinely terrified for a character because of the intense risk. I really love the story for this one.

Episode 29 Highlights

Sparkles is FINALLY GETTING SOME??? IS IT REALLY A HIT THIS TIME?? (nope... *sigh* it’s okay though)

Fuckin... Nada eavesdropping... I don’t like that (also Mosa Rex’s evil sensor going of the moment he shows up? love that foreshadowing)

Damn, she really might be the one but it’s holding Sparkles back... he wants to save people but honestly that’s an understandable condition for her to make... (also Nada lied, im-)

God... Sparkles really chose the team I-

Bamba practically figured out who Gaisorg really is and god, his motive is such an easy thing to spot. Plus he’s gotten the ability to infiltrate on the inside because he wants so much...

Oto!!!! my baby, what do have? oooo... a new zord?

Overall thoughts: Idk if it’s considered character development for Sparkles??? But I loved the foreshadowing leading up to the reveal. Also... it seems that Nada has a greater ryusoul, but i wonder how he got it.

Episode 30 Highlights

Loving that Kou will always stick to his character

OH MY GOD MASTER BACKSTORY??? Oh... not abt Master Black, BUT MASTER GREEN! okay I can live with that

Yeah the whole “I wanna show everyone how wrong they were” kind of motive seemed pretty obvious

Dang, the bad juujuu abt this armor really ain’t smth to sneeze at, it’s real strong...

I’m honestly very impressed with Kanaro. That slap was such a power move.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NADA WTF Dude. DUDE. *I noticed there was a change in color of the overall video... nice editing touch, made me be aware that smth was going to go wrong. And then as the episode ends, the color gets darker... nice, nice* BUT SHIT! I ACTUALLY DIDNT EXPECT NADA TO TURN THAT FAST

Overall thoughts: Backstory, character development, and editing tactics took this episode up really high! I loved it!

Episode 31 Highlights

HDJGHD BAMBA DANCING OMGSGHJDBN

Peril montage for Piitan was hilarious

Kou you really gotta stop, SHIT HE’S BLEEDING!

OH SHIT ROGUE!Kou is BACK?? (and... fuck is his actor ripped....) oh nvm he’s just really fired up...

Also holy shit, how the hell did Kou manage to handle all that pain???

OH! Piitan at max capacity!! (holy shit, his voice got DEEP rofl)

Heeeeyyy squad’s here! Loved that Melt corrected himself, shows that his aim is at the armor and not the person wearing it

Overall thoughts: Nice introduction for Pteradon! (also i loved the whole cape? thing going on there, reminded me of KyouryuGold tbh)

Episode 32 Highlights

We know Bambs and Nad have a history, but what is it? Hope they go in depth at some point...

Dang, taking all that hate was such a power move...

aW DOPE TYRAMIGO CAN FLY???

Shit... Bamba... (dude. I’ve never seen him this emotional...)

OH DAMN WAIT HE CAN SEE THE MEMORIES RIGHT? WHICH MEANS- oh.... Nada... Now you got everyone cryin’ man! C’mon! (that scene really hit me, but it would hit a lot harder if we saw flashbacks from Nada’s POV)

OH SHIT NADA!!! YOU’RE BACK!! HELL YEAH!!

Man, that fake Gaisorg scare was really funny. I suppose, Nada’s a redeemed villan now?

Overall thoughts: I liked it! I’ve heard from others that they didn’t like this arc, but I certainly appreciate it! It gave a lot of growth and showed a lot of different sides to the main rangers that we didn’t get to see.

Preview Time~

As I predicted, Nada will join the team as a Ryusoulger! Really dug his tag line “Knight of Resilience” because that’s truly what he’s become. Struggling with armor for who knows how long since he got it. But... strange... he’s seem to add to Red’s armor... And Uden seems really powerful... I’m predicting a death will occur next episode...