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mutuals im making hot chocolate and spiritually handing it out to you all

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[thecatprince]

you have a wound that will never heal? me too! actually it's gradually widening and expanding, consuming more of me with each passing day [props my chin in my hands and smiles at you] at what point do you think i'll become the wound itself and not simply the bearer?

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i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

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im getting a tooth pulled out do you want it

Yeah sure why not

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I'm sure some people online could spend their time better

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Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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"we live in an uncaring universe"

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

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gonna start a rumor that it’s actually okay to be excited about stuff on the internet

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“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

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do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this

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overstimulated in the club tonight

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Sobbed reading this. So unbelievably happy for these women.