#bro not even trying

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Jiwoo: *Barges in through the front door*

Kartein: What happened?

Jiwoo: NOBODY DIED!

Kartein: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

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he giggles

[thecmaly]

A-grade simp

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more windbreaker comics

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

[dismas-n-dismay]

I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba

[wickjump]

praying for the day people realize asriel saying "chara wasnt really the greatest person" is more in reference to his idolization of them and him finally admitting that he doesnt have to follow them blindly anymore, because even after they died, their beliefs still stuck with him. and not "yeah chara, my dead sibling (who is like 11 years old) that i miss a lot and clearly care for immensely despite everything? evil. i am explicitly saying that they are evil. and they only wanted to kill the dreemurrs and also everyone else. did you get that down? write that down. they are evil forever."

becajuse... chara is not evil... chara isnt even a bad person... asriel doesnt say they are a bad person!!!!! he says they "werent the greatest". guys im begging you to realize this.chara was a kid!!! who literally killed themselves because they wanted to free monsterkind!!!! come on!!!! it’s 2024 I thought we were past seeing people say chara is canonically evil and terrible and grrrrrr

[factual-fantasy]

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT ONE SIDE PROFILE OF THE MARIO BROS NOR CAN I TELL YOU WHY

I DONT KNOW WHY OUT OF ALL OF THOSE DRAWINGS THATS THE ONE I LIKE THE MOST BUT IT’S ALL GREAT WORK FACTUAL

YOU’RE GETTING ME THROUGH FINALS👍👍👍

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STAAAAHP you're gonna make me fall back into my Mario phase!!1! XDD

(FR THO THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DD I'm glad you liked that doodle! I was rather proud of how it came out😊!!)

[takethelx3]

When he's mad and wants to talk down to you, but he's also shorter than you, you have to make it work somehow!

[iamhereinthebg]

I need more of these two interacting AidaIro

[godsfavoritescientist]

Two possibilities come to mind when I think about the concept of bill running around with his baby self: either he somehow accidentally clones himself and the clone process only makes newborns, or the theraprism decides one day "well you're never getting any better. Time to blow up your baby self to stop you from ever even existing!" and Bill stops them, rescues his baby self, and then is on the run with it, all the while going through periods of memory loss and glitching out of reality because the paradox of rescuing his baby self is destabilizing his entire existence.

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Funny idea for those “Cap adopts Kon Au’s” is that Baby Marvel gets thrown into the mix so now there’s also this actual baby getting adopted by a 14-15 year old and Kon’s there at 16 suddenly having a tiny baby brother

Anyway, funny idea beyond that is Lex seeing the mop of orange-red hair on the baby’s head somehow and wonders if a smaller clone of Supermans got out with too much of his DNA messing with the kid’s appearance (since Lex had that same kind of hair before he went bald)

So Lex is like “Oh, I have two genetic progeny’s now… this might be an issue”

Idk what I’m thinking with it, but I am rolling at the idea of Lex figuring out a teenager might be raising what he thinks are his kids*( kids; more in the way that there his property, bulk of his care comes from their use)

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[ataraxiaspainting]

blade brushes your hair nicer than he does his own and uses nice, expensive products on it, but that's only the tip of the iceberg.

what most people don't know is that right before he showers (once in a blue moon when he remembers to or when kafka forces him to) he puts all the products he puts on you on himself. just to feel a little closer to you.

he washes it all off about an hour or so later after marinating in it, lip balm and all. the only evidence of him doing such is your skincare/haircare products suddenly being missing from your vanity whenever you go to take a drink of water at three in the morning. the bathroom door is locked, and he won't let you in.

don't worry, he'll pay for replacements. <3

[dogboywilson]

this gif makes me feel insane

[moidsmalding]

I can’t believe it took me years to realise this but

Men find it absolutely hilarious when women/girls use “bro” “dude” “fam” “guys” to refer to others, in the most derisive way possible.

Every damn day I unwillingly overhear my youngest brother’s conversations with his xbox friends because the walls are thin and he has no damn volume control and there’s a girl who plays with them. When she isn’t online, they say the most demeaning things – not in a sexual way (I pray) but they’re always mocking her, criticising her gameplay and just clearly hate her guts.

(which makes me wonder why they don’t just unfriend her and kick her out of the party if they hate her so much, then hopefully she can find some better friends…poor kid)

Anyways this one time they were talking about how she always tries to act like one of them. Like she’s their bro. Like she’s a man. And it absolutely pissed them off. But they were laughing too. All ‘hah she really thinks she’s a guy. she thinks she’s our equal. she sounds so stupid. why do girls always talk like this lololol. let’s show her her real place and knock her down a few pegs in our next match. when she asks for an assist let’s just ignore her’

Fucking bleak. But it made me wonder how common of a thought this is for males. Women and girls using bro-talk is rampant on the internet and also in person, even with no y chromosomes in the equation.

[heynhay]

let's drive out

[nibbelraz]

Thank you @wildbeingwild for the prompt! I went a BIT overboard and colored it because I was having fun with them