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coffeeandcalligraphy · 2 years ago

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epic haremiah excerpt under the cut & now it's time to sleep!

There’s a damp spot on Jeremiah’s ceiling that’s only visible when car headlights skirt past his building. Harrison’s meant to ask about it, but what would be the point now? It’s not like he could fix it—and if Jeremiah doesn’t look at the right time, he’ll never notice. “You didn’t invite me,” Harrison says.

Jeremiah jumps. From here, he’s a mere lump under the covers, the only physical evidence of him his warm breaths on Harrison’s stomach. “What?” he asks.

Harrison twists the joint, puffs. His tongue feels bloated like his jacket. “To your party.”

A pause. When Jeremiah next speaks, his voice is muffled by the sheets. “I didn’t think that was your scene.” He rests his cheek on Harrison’s sternum, and he’s heavy like the jacket too. “You know. Crowds.”

“What made you think that?”

Jeremiah burrows out from the duvet. Harrison knows he’s trying to look at him, but he’s caught up in the ceiling again, the way that patch ebbs like a candle’s flame. “You’re…”

“What?”

“I don’t know,” Jeremiah says, crossing his legs. “Meek.”

Harrison wants to laugh—meek like a lamb, a poplar, a monotonous prairie, a man’s whispered okay, a frail river, a piano’s high C played over and over and over and over and over again—but what comes out instead is a whimper. Jeremiah cups his face again, says something about good things, compliments, the power in mildness. He smells like baby powder now, plumeria—and why is that? He’s a man forever in change even in the simplest of ways, thriving in his evolution. Harrison’s favourite colour has been the same since he was four.

He holds Jeremiah’s jaw to shut him up. His eyes are flecked with topaz today, sienna tomorrow. If Harrison could touch God tonight. If Harrison could believe in something for just a minute.

"Make me feral,” he whispers.

#bro why is harrison kind of a profound person LOL <3 #I can't wait to talk about this chapter but really fast #one of the first things harrison notices at the very beginning of this is that jeremiah's had a party #and his ass was NOT invited lmaooo #he's been saving this dialogue for like 3000 words #there's this line in the live version of nobody by greyson chance #WHICH IS HAREMIAH SONG #and it goes “i'm not the trophy you think I am”#WHIIIIIICH IS HOW HARRISON FEELS RN LOL #the “if harrison could” bit at the end feels so much #like him talking to himself #pathetic baby who needs a kiss on the forehead #we need volunteers LOL #bodyback

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years ago

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I have to ask about good dog bad dream <3

🥰🥰 oh i was HOPING for this one. ok so y’all may actually know a little bit already because it exists in the tags as tyler borzoituzzi but! good dog bad dream is the working document title/notes compilation for a fic that started with the premise of “well you see that’s actually not a dog that’s my blorbo from my hrpf shifter wolf au—”

and, because i have never formally addressed it or put it anywhere other than the tags, three important details about this fic:

this IS a semi-au fic about the detroit red wings, set vaguely in the 2018-19 season, because the wings sucked that year (but not as bad as 2019-20)

this is ALSO a fic that is mainly about tyler bertuzzi and dylan larkin, with some other wings thrown in because i've never met an ensemble i couldn't shove into a love story

this 100% exists because of mickey redmond calling tyler a junkyard dog every chance he gets and me every time going "okay but what if literally though" -> 🐺

#me 🤝 the detroit red wings hippo campus hive mind #liv in the replies #the way that this fic exists fully formed in my brain & i just need it!!! to come out as a narrative!!!#where is the brainworm to print fic button. where is it #also the way in which i’m just like ‘yeah the fic is tyler borzoituzzi’ ok but can we have a title please. like a real one.#because somehow out of 20 pages of bertuzzi-thesis-dog-related quotes i have not found a title. ???? help. i also have a whole titles note #for just collecting phrases to use as titles (sometimes with specific ideas sometimes just vibes sometimes like oh i like that phrase)#not to mention the fact that my quote doc for the bertuzzi thesis has a more embarrassing title but like it’s fine!!#UPDATE THE DOC HAS ACTUAL WRITING IN IT 🚨🚨 I REPEAT WE HAVE REAL NARRATIVE NOT TAG NOT!FIC #WE ARE AT A SOLID ALMOST 1K!!! THIS IS THANKS TO Y’ALL!!! don’t ask how long the document with notes is tho. also how many scenes are done 🙃#anyway i have had this reply written for like two days but keep not posting it because i wanted to be able to have something written to give #but also there’s another ask about good dog bad dream so this one will be info (boring) (sorry) and i will post a snippet in the next ask <3 #me vs not wanting to spoil things vs literally the entire plot of this already written out in the tags: fight #tyler borzoituzzi #WAIT MY TAGS DIDN’T SAVE 😭😭😭#you’re missing the one of me going ‘🥺🥰☺️😭💕‼️🥹 thank you for the ask’#lmaooo tumblr out here like ‘bro you can’t do that every time someone sends an ask’ ok well watch me. what if i DO cherish every interaction #wip ask game

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tenshindon · 2 years ago

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ok when Yamcha gets older he looks like a low level Yakuza boss. It’s that banana 🍌 suit.

i was about to say yamcha could never be a yakuza on account that he's too nice of a guy but then i remembered ichiban kasuga is literally right there so

#snap chats #omg ichiban 🥰🥰🥰#but real tea if yamcha wore a different colored suit then yeah he could def sell as an actual yakuza LMAOOO #its the scars 😔#tbh i feel like i did draw yamcha in majima I DID I DID DO THAT WAIT I HAVE TO VERIFY WITH MYSELF #YEAHHH I DID I DID i drw yamcha in majima's Y0 outfit when i drew him with host stuff. because of COURSE i did HAHAHA #im goign to throw up i hate myself.#ew that was two years ago #now look where we are the yakuza brainrot was always there i knew it was it was just marinating #but you guys dont know about my yakuza account lets get back on topic #Do I Think Yamcha Would Be A Good Yakuza no #actually. Yeah No he prob coulda been a jackass during bandit era but #not when he's like 60+ years old and has been a Generally Upstanding Citizen his whole life #he aint got reasons to go to the underworld unless bro just got bored one day 💀#he should get new drip tho.

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spynorth · 2 years ago

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thinking about it and lucas is ... actually a considerable douche to most of the women he interacts with in the show. except for ros bc i’m fairly certain he knows there’s always a fork and/or pen nearby.

#he threatens to hit sarah. he is always short and 99.8% done with jo. he gives beth the fucking nASTIEST looks #he's so rude to dean's mum in the episode with them in series 7 #the teenage girl who has the codes in the first ep of series 9 .. like ??#bro there had to have been another way to handle that i'm sorry #ruth he is such an ass too. kidnapping. drugging. the works.#the basic bitchiness to ruth i can forgive #but the kidnapping and drugging takes it a bit far #beth doesnt give in really so like .. hes not as mean to her #but he does give her the craziest looks and expressions lmaooo #and repeatedly tells her he doesnt like her #he's fairly good with elizaveta but shes only in like 4 eps total and tbh ...#in one of them he breaks into her (their old) kitchen and waits for her #so I MEAN.#he chases danielle down in series 9 (multiple times) and then puts her in a trunk. is rude as fuck to her before all that. then murders her.#so thats a big whoopsie #maya who is supposed to 'love' ... he just drags around everywhere like 'shut the fuck up i love you you're coming with me'#she's like a poor little ragdoll #maya: john i don't want to do this #lucas: shut UP WE'RE IN LOVE GET IN THE CAR #also he's very egocentric lmao. like he's smart (obviously) and he has every right to know/be proud of that but !!#i mean .. i think a lot of that 'better than thou' attitude comes from the fact hes walking around like #' yeah i'm screwing over the security service'#there's a bit of pride in that i think #but the ego and the subtle ways in which its presented is .. wild.

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hauntotamatone · 3 months ago

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Lan Xichen is either unfathomably stupid or morally bankrupt; which tracks for a politician.

#sorry i saw something that pissed me off lmaooo #like sorry your brother got his feelings hurt because the guy he had a crush on *checks notes* uhhh...#did the right thing while you let atrocities slide and then you all killed him for it #sorry about the life-altering wounds on lil bros back too... wait.

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darkeyesunderthesky · 4 months ago

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kind of half tempted to watch the last thing boone actor acted in (not counting the damn nature documentaries). i watched the first episode of the show forever ago, but i hated it so much that i never continued. he's so scary and fugly in it that i'm scared to hit play but also i'm kinda curious just because idk what happens in it

#it's another vampire show (bro got typecasted lmaooo) but he's not the vampire. he plays a doctor. in his carlisle era wait omg #and if you think about it that's boone's last name spelled differently. okay it's all connected. well not really but close enough #i don't wanna watch it though. but also want

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d3stinyist1red · 4 months ago

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ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀɪᴛʏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

yan celebrity who everyone likes and adores

yan celebrity who you texted for no reason at all, it wasnt even that bad it was just

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Y/nis_daddysigma

wsg lil bro

nice clothes 🙏

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yan celebrity who decided to check his insta messages that day, scrolling through the thousands of messages his fans sent him until he randomly picked one

yan celebrity who decided to respond to you

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Theyluvme

thanksss :3

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yan celebrity who immediately begins texting back and forth with you, you were SHOCKED ASF bc why is this random millionaire tryna keep convo with you..

yan celebrity who you managed to captivate within a small moment of time, immediately trying to text you every second of his day, kicking his feet back and forth when he texts you

yan celebrity who is hooked, waiting for your messages back, feeling so good when he hears that familiar buzz from his phone signalling that his wifey texted him

yan celebrity who thinks about you 24/7 now, thinking about who you were with, if they were a bad influence, if he should install more cameras in your house,

yan celebrity who literally fantasizes about your guys future, he decided that he WAS gonna carry your baby he does NOT care

Yan celebrity who can't handle it anymore, needing to be near you in real life, and not just him stalking you

yan celebrity who meets you the first time in real life after all those face time calls and texts messages, literally clinging onto you a koala, LITERALLY HIS BODYGAURD HAD TO PULL HIM OFF YOU😭😭

yan celebrity who gives you VIP tickets every time he has a concert, literally rambling about you to his bodyguard who wants to go home ( BODYGAURD does NOT get paid 😭🙏🙏)

yan celebrity who instantly notices you in the crowd, waving at you, heart pounding against his chest and performing his best at the concert to impress you

yan celebrity who escorts you backstage, and hovers WAYY too close to you, trying to find any and every excuse to touch you (he smacked your ass and told you that he saw a fly on it and he wanted to kill it, there was no fly 💀)

yan celebrity who anytime you try to put some distance between you both, pulls you even closer, giving you more attention, more of him

yan celebrity who literally cries when you finally decided to jerk him off, watching TikTok on your phone as he crumbles into a whimpering mess, arching his back and everything in front of you

Yan celebrity who buys you anything and everything you want, taking you to many country's every week saying that 'Dont worry about it, baby! I just feel like I should do this for my wifey!' (he thinks you guys were married as soon as you jerked him off, you've literally told him you only helped his problem bc he was about to perform and he wasn't gonna be able to perform with his full potential if he was 🧱)

Yan celebrity whose hands always lingers on your arms, loving to squeeze and hold them as a way to show his love and clingyness for you

Yan celebrity who texts you corny shit

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Theyluvme

bae this is ur sign to breed me

Y/n_daddysigma

get the fuck out my dms bro

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I_luvy/n_pls_eatmeout_n/n

Y/nis_daddysigma

bro just put the ketchup packets in the bag bruh

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I_luvy/n_pls_eatmeout_n/n

pls eat me out

pls edge me

pls

pretty pls

im going to touch you so good tonight

Y/nis_daddysigma

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GUYS I GOT LAZY ASF LMAOOO

#yandere x reader #yanderemalexreader #clingy yandere #yandere x darling #soft yandere #tw yandere #yandere blog #yandere male #yandere boyfriend #yandere #yandere celebrity #yandere idol #destinys worksss<333

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pomegranatesarchive · 6 months ago

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she talks, he talks | max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x reader

summary: max verstappen loves to talk, you love to talk. match made in heaven.

liked by charles_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, landonorris, and 625,048 others!

yourusername: skiing with cha except he eats shit every five minutes

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user1: YN AND CHARLES CONTENT

user2: WE CHEERED!!

charles_leclerc: NOT every five minutes

yourusername: 🤨

charles_leclerc: like every ten minutes…

user3: i really needed some yn and charles content after that HORRIBLE triple header

user4: i need yn and charles content 24/7

user5: is this his girlfriend?

user6: ew no

user7: yn and charles have been friend since childhood. his gfs name is alexandra!!

user8: did you guys see those paparazzi pictures?? they were so funny

user9: LMAOOO YEAH yn talking her ass off while charles was just 🧍 staring dead at the camera

user10: he looked like he was trying to communicate for help with his eyes

user11: charles loves himself some yappers

alexandrasaintmleux: thank you for sending me that five minute compilation of charles eating shit

yourusername: anything for you my love <33

charles_leclerc: can you guys stop bonding over my hurt

alexandrasaintmleux: no!

carlossainz55: please send me that video

georgerussell63: me as well!!

alex_albon: me too!

maxverstappen1: ooo me too!!

landonorris: please send that video my way

oscarpiastri: me too!

lewishamilton: i would like to see that video!

charles_leclerc: you’re all sick.

user12: wait now i need that video

user13: PLS POST IT YN PLS

user14: yn and charles going on vacation alone while he has a gf is so…weird

user15: not really?

user16: his like his sister bro 💀 you’re making it weird

user17: alex is clearly ok with it so why is it weird??

user18: i’m pretty sure they were with other friends

user19: and even if they weren’t that would be okay!! because they are grown ups who can do whatever they please

user20: you know who would be great friends??

user21: max and yn

user20: you literally READ my mind

user21: it would be literally the 2 yappers against the world

user23: you guys are geniuses

user24: i can’t believe with all the races yns been to she hasn’t met max 😔

user25: they obviously know OF every other, they just havent met face to face

user26: one photo pls just one photo of max maxplaining and yn ynplaining pls

— yn ln has posted new pictures!

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yourusername: leo and his favorite aunt + his favorite max (>ᴗ•)

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user27: OMG THEYRE FRIENDS NOW

user28: yappper mets yapper

user29: charles’s two yappers are friends

user30: his two worlds are colliding

user20: i made this happen guys

user31: no bc they definitely saw that comment and were like “yep! we’re friends now!”

charles_leclerc: you’re his only aunt

yourusername: your point?

charles_leclerc: of course you’re his favorite aunt, you have no competition

yourusername: yeah…i still don’t understand where you’re going with this

maxverstappen1: yeah charles, be more clear with your words

yourusername: he realllyyy needs to know how to communicate better 🙄

maxverstappen1: HONESTLY!! it’s soo annoying when he won’t just spit something out

yourusername: you are SO right max

user32: oh yeah, this is a good combination

user33: the yappers are yapping

user34: they just became friends and they’re already ganging up on charles 😭

user35: do you guys think she’ll go to hungary?

user36: UGH I HOPE SHE DOES

user37: okay guys listen…the last 3 gps were ASS for charles right???? and the last race yn was at was…. MONACO and who won that?? YEAH CHARLES. she’s the good look charm.

user38: you’ve literally solved the problem

user39: @/yourusername we NEED you in that garage pls yn. i can handle another horrible ferrari weekend

alex_albon: pet play date when?

yourusername: max says leo isn’t allowed to have play dates with other animals until he has a play date with jimmy snd sassy first…

alex_albon: gosh he is so possessive 🙄

maxverstappen1: sassy and jimmy need to be leo’s #1 friend. if he meets other animals then THEY WONT BE HIS #1 FRIEND. is that so hard to understand?

yourusername: makes perfect sense to me 🤷‍♀️

maxverstappen1: thank you!

charles_leclerc: you guys are aware that he’s MY dog, right?

yourusername: for now 😏

charles_leclerc: WHAT

user40: you guys are saying friends…but i smell relationship

user41: smell? you SMELL?

user42: oh that’s not…

user43: can yall just LET PEOPLE BE FRIENDS

user44: people just don’t believe in the power of friendship anymore

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maxverstappenupdates: yn and max caught yapping to others and EACHOTHER at the hungary grand prix today!

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user47: fork found in kitchen

user48: clap if your surprised

user49: dead silence

user50: this is actually so cute

user51: RIGHTT?? like he talks, she listens, she talks, he listens

user52: does anyone want to role play yn and max with me

user53: ?

user54: i’ll be yn

user53: great! i’ll be max

user54: ??

user55: the first race with yn and max being friends and they’re already like this 🤞

user56: i need her in the redbull garage next

user57: it think that would cause charles to explode

user58: i’m gonna say what everyone is too scared to say…they would be a cute couple

user59: DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU

user60: man be QUIET

user61: y’all see the opposite sex interact and don’t know how to act

user62: they’re both so expressive when they talk and it makes they’re conversations so much better

user63: i was there and i overhead part of their conversation…tell me why they were talking about which one of them could outrun a f1 car

user64: my bet is on yn

user65: nah i don’t think so, max is an athlete

user66: yeah but he’s also the type to fall on his ass 3 seconds into the run

user67: BUT SO IS YN

user68: they are literally made for each other

user69: they make it so hard to just believe there friends

user70: THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER!!!

user71: FRIENDS DO NOT LOOK AT EACHOTHER THAT WAY

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yourusername: skiing with someone who won’t wipe out every 10 minutes is great! (๑˃ᴗ˂) and thank you to the random person who took that amazing picture for us! <3

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charles_leclerc: on your mind 24/7 🙄🙄

yourusername: the image of you tumbling down the mountain and taking at least 20 people with you will NEVER leave my mind

charles_leclerc: IT WAS WEEKS AGO

yourusername: I BET THE PEOPLE YOU TOOK DOWN WITH YOU STILL REMEMBER

charles_leclerc: LEAVE ME ALONE

landonorris: i’m a much better skier then that guy 😒

maxverstappen1: please tell me where she asked

landonorris: just sayinggg

user72: jealous max?

user73: IM THE ONE WHO TOOK THE PHOTO!!

user74: omg how was it??

user73: SOO CUTE!! they made a snowman and made like 20 different snow angels 😭

user74: OMG THATS SO THEM

user75: does this not look like soft launching to you?

user76: they make it so hard to keep saying their just friends…

user77: what type of friends take vacations alone together

user78: charles and yn…

user77: oh you got me there

georgerussell63: those are awesome glasses

maxverstappen1: i just threw them away

georgerussell63: why would you do that?

maxverstappen1: i tend to do the opposite of whatever you say is great

georgerussell63: okay rude.

user78: those glasses are fire 🔥

user79: why are they lighting up? and where did he get them??

user80: that first picture is absolutely gorgeous

user81: this is literally soft launching, why is nobody freaking out?

user82: what about this is soft launching? its literally just them hanging out

user83: oh to be hanging out with max making snow angels with him

user84: they would be so cute together

user85: this is a date and nobody can convince me otherwise

user86: OH BROTHERRR

— max verstappen has posted new photos!

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maxverstappen1: launching us straight into the moon 🚀

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user87: yapper and yapper together my dreams have come true

maxverstappen1: @/yourusername

yourusername: you get me 💕

user89: what did i fucking say. i want EVERYONE who told me i was crazy for saying they were together to APOLOGIZE.

user90: i’m sorry, truly

user91: yeah thats my bad, sorry!

user92: my bad 😬

user93: i still think theorizing about someone’s relationship is weird but okay!

user94: i’m sorry…

user95: y’all really had me out here defending your “friendship” 😕

user96: RIGHT! i feel so embarrassed

user97: truly a defining moment for me

user98: i really wanted a man x woman FREINDship to shove into people’s faces

user99: you always have yn and charles!

user98: it’s just not the same :(

user100: but they are really cute together

user101: yeah..they are

charles_leclerc: finally! she has someone else to talk too other then me…

yourusername: hey! i have other friends 😠

charles_leclerc: name 3

charles_leclerc: WHO ARENT RELATED TO ME OR WHO ARENT ON THE GRID

yourusername; okay frick you??

maxverstappen1: it’s okay liefde, i’ll listen to you talk forever

yourusername; thank you maxie 💕

charles_leclerc: barf

user102: does he mean soft launching??

user103: LMAOO I THINK HE DOES

user104: happy for you! (i wish that was me soo bad)

user105: i’m soooo normal about this

user106: charles two yappers have officially gotten together…i definitely saw this coming

user107: i knew it!!!

user108: yn posting cute little friendship pictures and max just full force announces their relationship

user109: ugh i love him

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notes: summer school is officially over! i can now spend the rest of my summer writing (￣▽￣)

thank you for reading!! hope you enjoyed :)

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marciliedonato · 1 year ago

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saw a comment saying 'wait there's people who like asuka ??' like yes my dude, my guy, my brother in christ it's called taste.....not that you would know....clearly.... 🤭 🥴

#i was like 'wait there's people who...DONT ??' like WHY lol #bro doesn't even understand basic human psychology lmaooo that's not a flex #bro clearly has never gone thru shit and doesnt know the 1st thing abt trauma responses and dif manifestations #like bro imagine flexing that you lack empathy and the ability to rationalize things lolllll #l+ ratio + cringe + bad taste + skill issue #anyways free my girl she did nothing wrong and happy misato monday to those who celebrate #i just got home from my 1st day and my feet hurt like hell #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #on a reel edit of her slaying the house down boots btw like thats my girl <3 <3

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chisungie · 5 months ago

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#iM CRYINGH how many times has tatsumi heard the words “marry me” from fellow es idols i cANT DO THIS #MAYBE JUST TWICE FROM WHAT IVE SEEN BUT TWICE IS TOO MANY!! this is so funny😭#aww hes just worried for hiiro this time 😭#the other time with himeru bro was like “no its against my religion” and got strangled for saying no 😭😭#oooh but ttsm is always so nice and helpful :) good dude!#44597 #wAIT WHITE LILIES IS SO CUTE ALL AROUND SOB #POOR AIRA BUT HIIROS JUST TRYING HIS BEST TO MAKE UR WISHES COME TRUE NOOO #hes kinda got it!!! hes so close to the point!!!! aaaaa!!#hELP WHAT DO U MEAN EICHI GOT COMPLAINTS ABT ALL 3 OF THEM ACTING WEIRD LMAOOO #idk if ive ever seen eichi so exasperated with any group of people before omg #funny thing tho is i thought hiiro might start acting like rinne when talking abt “prince” from his hometown 💀 thatd be very funny #oh. cringe ending line but eichis not wrong 💀

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hayaku14 · 1 year ago

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NAHHHH UEY YOU WERE SO EVIL FOR THIS JAJDJSHDJS

HOW COULD YOU DROP THIS ANGST ON ME OH MY GOD AND WHY IS IT SO GOOD JDCJIDJSJX

It's Funny, Isn't It? The Way Universe Works Sometimes 1

Hi Hi! >w< Here my second long comic and work for one prompt challenge organised by @dcmkkaishinevents .

Special thanks to some people (you know who you are) for helping me with this TwT And mhm just remember I'm not a consistent person and while making this, there were times when I forgot to draw sooo...

Anywaysss hope you enjoy! Please read from right to left as always. OwO

To be continued....

I don't know when though aaaa. Thanks for reading btw O3O

Next Part

#NAH COS UEY DROPPED THIS IN THE DMS AND I WAS LIKE omg it mist a cute soulmate thingy BUT THEN I SAW THE COVER ART AND I WAS LIKE #OH HELLLL NAAAH THIS IS ANGST #so then i read and i saw kaishin being cute and i was like oh wait a minute??? fluff actually????#BUT THEN THE LATTER PART HAPPENED AND I JUST SIMPLY COLLAPSED FROM ANGST OVERDOSE #YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME NOOOOOOO #NOT YHE SOULMATE AU BUT HE'S ALREADY DATING HIS OTHER SOULMATE PLOT TWIST IM IN SHAMBLES AODJSIHCJSCNJSND #oh god #okay but i really love soulmate aus where theyre in love with someone else cos the angst is so fcking good #(but ofc otp better end up together or else i will simply PERISH)#i dont think ive ever read one where the soulmate has an extra soulmate AND is already dating that said soulmate without it being a polyship #SO THIS ONE HURTS BRO NOOOOO #SHINICHI MY BOY NOT YOU GETTING YOUR HEART BROKEN TWICE #i will read the next part and if kaishin dont end up together #just know that i will cease to exist 😭😭😭😭#lmao but seriously this is great uey 🔥#got me screaming HELL NAH in here lmaooo #kaishin #dcmk #detective conan #kidshin #kaishin au

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lycastanne · 2 months ago

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kinda enemies to lovers with pro-hero!bakugou and popstar!reader

now bakugou is sitting beside kirishima doing an interview where they have to guess a song just with a lyric.

“come right on me, i mean camaraderie.” bakugou reads the paper in his hand.

“oh wait i think i know this one, the song was trending all over the internet last week.” said kirishima enthusiastically.

“the lyrics are weird, i bet it's trending because it sucks.” bakugou rolled his eyes and shrugs his shoulder. meanwhile, his pr manager having a meltdown behind the camera.

“wha— that's not a manly thing to say, bro. i guess it's (name) (last name)'s latest song, right? but i couldn't remember the title.” kirishima changed the topic.

“isnt she famous for her lyricism? i guess people are just throwing words nowadays.” said bakugou nonchalantly.

the clip was trending all over Twitter after it was uploaded. of course, you, who are chronically online, saw the video of dynamight making fun of your lyrics.

days later, when you just finish with your show, you decide to interact with some fans outside the venue.

“do you see that dynamight interview?”

“im sorry what?” you pretend to not hear her.

“dynamight? making fun of your lyrics?“

“who's that?”

boom— the clip is trending #1 all over the internet. the fans found your petty beef hilarious.

user156: LMAOOO EVEN MORE HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE'S THE NUMBER 2 HERO IN THIS COUNTRY

(name)s123fan: she's so funny lol i love her

dynamifans: i love dynamight but id do the same if i were her

user678: they want each other so bad lol

totallynotbkg: he's right her lyrics sucks lol

user222: this is def dynamight

user114: her lyrics are fun lol, do you think she would write like shakespeare or smtg?

bakugou not even realizing that he's now scrolling through your name's hashtag and starts listening to your songs. he watches every fancam of yours with wide eyes because where the fuck he's been? you're an amazing performer and produce good songs, not that he wants to admit out loud.

totallynotbkg: i guess she's not that bad

#i love using sabrina carpenter reference lol because i love her sm #bakugo katsuki #bakugo x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #my hero academia #mha x reader

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