#bro is literally almost always injured

[tasklinemgr]

oughh. rotating gambit in my mind all day

[summercreolefanfictioner]

can we get some lesser known/rare kanato facts also love ur fics!!!

i miss my purple gremlin so why not hoho

rare kanato facts (some are taken from books, games, letters, and many many more)

he has a cat in ryoutei and yes it is not the same cat from the merch where he is looking for a cat okay? in one of his tweets, he mentioned abt a cat coming up to him when he tried to take a nap in the school garden (he gave it a name, and it's "cat" much to ayato and laito's dismay)

he can actually drink coffee despite hating it like in one 4-koma, he was drinking an espresso (but ofc he needed it balanced with sugar lol)

not only he can DIY clothes but also jewelry talk about crafty kid 101

like ayato, he is also particular with hygiene and sht

he is afraid of a real bear dafuq

he can understand Italian but he cannot understand old Latin like Reiji and Shuu do

he had seen Karlheinz make all the flowers bloom in their castle garden once as a child

he can actually eat foods that are not desserts; just not spicy tho (in one drama cd, he was eating lamb with ayato)

he is not afraid of thrill rides (even pranked laito into riding one bcos he just wanted to)

kanato actually is not disgusted by a live octopus (it was slimy as hell but he just casually removed it when it got stuck on laito)

idk who needs to hear this but kanato is not exactly a necrophiliac tho; he likes the idea of love and death together but he actually does not like the idea of having sex with a corpse like most people in the fandom make him out to be

kanato is that one traditional dude that whenever the triplets' birthday comes up, there should be a frigging cake made by either someone from the manor or a servant

and yes they all celebrate their birthdays on kanato's birth date

if you remove his eyebags, he becomes a good person. literally (hihi)

he has tricked subaru or reiji (I forgot which of his bros or maybe it's a mukami) once by talking to a kid and taking said kid to them and saying "this oniisan can guide you to your parents" so they would stop following him and the mc during their date

some bullies at ryoutei who get beaten up by subaru end up taking out their frustration by trying to bully kanato (they either get beaten up or burned alive tho)

he won a golden ticket from a chocolate company (turned out it was from a witch who turns vampires into ingredients in her chocolate tho)

he got severely injured and almost could not walk after ayato unleashed his power in lost eden (it's not ayato's fault tho bby)

one of the sakamaki bros who rarely gets shown in dl merch with piercings (well his recent ones were shown him to have one but they're only a few compared to his merch before)

he is particular with fashion; he hates fabrics that are itchy; also hates it whenever he accidentally matches with ayato and laito despite the differing fashion taste so they all change clothes only for them to end up matching again wth (triplet telepathy lol)

gets dizzy when left in a crowded area for too long

he might not look like it but he actually does not half ass a job he's given with (like when he was forced to work in a convenience store with shuu, he reprimanded them a lot for doing the job wrong or when he worked as a massage staff?? he was shook that everyone was slacking off huhu)

has also worked as a waiter alongside azusa all bcos kanato destroyed a table after azusa sprinkled spice on his cake like why do you do this to him while he's being quiet eating a cake

if you motivate him enough, he can actually excel in sports despite being so lazy

he's always annoyed whenever ayato and laito spend time with him but you see him also indulging in their pranks like bruh make up your mind

he actually hates drinking milk and he only drinks it whenever the annual physical exams in ryoutei are coming up (his goal: to be taller)

can actually cook and save your life despite all headcanons saying he can't cook sht (he baked a cake for the mc once and it did not look appetizing bcos he got no decoration skills but it tasted good)

his knife skills are also handy in kitchen like he can even peel apples and make them into apple rabbits

if he doesn't like something, he suddenly uses his brain to make logical thinking much to his brothers' shock (and it's all bcos he doesn't like doing it)

i forgot the others but yeah

[cryinggirlnamedhelen]

bllk characters as love interests in different anime :

isagi - nah he’s none of them; bro is literally born to be shojo forced to be shonen. someone get him into a shojo manga at this instant

bachira - hanako from toilet bound hanako kun, PLEASE HEAR ME OUT ON THIS, they’re both overly cheerful and always getting injured and eeeeee

reo - jinshi from the apothecary diaries omgomgomg (ik the apothecary diaries isn’t technically a shojo anime but shh) they both are purple hair and eyes, are extremely attractive, and rich? mhm mhm (they even have the same personality)

nagi - yamada from my love story with yamada at lvl 999, aughhhh they’re both gamers who are rlly stoic but actually not that bad omg nagi should lowkey be a shojo love interest fr😔

kaiser - tomoe from kamisama kiss, YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. there is this amazing kamisama kiss x kaiser AU by @everfallenwings linked HERE which was so peaked and i literally love it

rin - kyo from fruits basket PLEASEEEE they both have anger issues and family issues and they’re both tsunderes who have a hard time receiving affection

karasu - misaki from maid sama, alright ik misaki is a girl but god her personality is almost just like karasu. plus usui is such a creep like please lock him up

yukimiya - kazehaya from kimi ni todoke, listen i hate the miscommunication in that show but i love the main couple sm, they’re literally the cutest ever ahhh

sae - usui if he wasn’t a creep from maid sama, listen i rlly don’t like usui because he was excused from literal crimes just because he was hot…like i rlly wanted misaki to end up single but oh well. anyways sae has basically the same personality as usui (when usui isn’t being a creep)

shidou - random thoughts but isn’t he literally haru from my little monster…? says some rlly weirdass things and also does some rlly weirdass things but still lowkey pretty funny

[joaosnovia]

HELLLO TIS I

okay so no.1 the theme ate SO HARD??? im drooling and i am on my KNEES

anyhow here to req a joao fic !!

so like what if reader is a ballerina or figure skater and she obvs comes home with like cuts and bruises from training and comps and stuff and basically joao makes thee BIGGEST fuss over it

like it can be treated with time but no. that man will bring a whole medic bag to treat the TINIEST cut and will overreact to every single injury she has !

this is so shitty but i requested this to someone else *uhm uhm evelina uhm uhm* and she has NOT written it yet so i'm frolicking here

you can ignore this if you want bc the idea is shit but yeah idk i js wanted to req something

BYEYEYYE HAVE A GOOD DAY / NIGHT AND ILYYYYY <33

MWAHHHH

❦ - delicate.

summary:: well there isn’t much to summarise bro 💔.

warnings:: none?

writers notes:: first and foremost i love this req and im tryna make my fics longer but idk how to drag it on yk? but i think if somewhat figured it out! ALSO EVE I MANAGED TO DO IT BEFORE YOU 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅.

tags:: @barcapix @n0vazsq @httpsdana @paucubarsisimp @universefcb

joão swore he almost had a heart attack the first time he saw them.

the tiny, angry red cuts littering your feet and ankles, some fading into soft pink scars, others fresh from your last competition. you had always told him ballet was tough, that it wasn’t just twirling around in pretty dresses, but nothing could have prepared him for this.

you were sitting on the couch, legs stretched over his lap, casually scrolling through your phone like nothing was wrong. meanwhile, he was staring at your feet like they had personally offended him.

‘what the hell is this?’ he blurted out, his fingers hovering over one particularly deep cut near your ankle.

you glanced at him, unfazed. ‘what’s what?’

‘this,’ he practically whined, gesturing wildly at your feet. ‘why do you look like you’ve been fighting for your life?’

you snorted. ‘joão, relax. they’re just cuts from my pointe shoes. they’ll heal.’

‘heal?’ he repeated, horrified. ‘how long have they been like this?’

you shrugged. ‘i don’t know. it happens all the time.’

his jaw dropped. ‘all the time?’

you sighed, putting your phone down. ‘it’s normal, babe. every ballerina deals with it. my feet just need time to recover between competitions.’

joão wasn’t hearing any of it.

‘this isn’t normal. this is self-destruction. why didn’t you tell me?’

‘because i knew you’d react like this.’

he scoffed. ‘of course i’m reacting like this! you’re literally injured and acting like it’s nothing.’

you groaned, throwing your head back against the couch. ‘joão, they’re fine. it’s not like i broke something. they’ll be healed in a few days.’

but he was already shaking his head, carefully lifting your foot to examine it closer.

‘you should’ve told me,’ he muttered, brows furrowed in concern.

‘what would you have done?’ you teased. ‘wrap me in bubble wrap?’

he didn’t answer, which told you exactly what you needed to know.

you laughed, cupping his cheek. ‘you’re ridiculous, you know that?’

‘you’re the ridiculous one,’ he shot back, still frowning at your feet. ‘how can you just ignore pain like this?’

‘because i have to. it comes with the sport.’

he sighed, rubbing a hand down his face.

‘so what, you just suffer in silence?’

you bit your lip. ‘i wouldn’t call it suffering. it’s just part of the process. like how you play with bruises or minor sprains sometimes.’

joão blinked, then scowled. ‘not the same thing.’

‘it’s literally the same thing.’

he huffed, still clearly displeased.

‘okay, but do you at least take care of them? like, properly?’

you hesitated for half a second, and that was all the answer he needed.

‘you don’t, do you?’ he accused.

‘joão—’

‘unbelievable.’

before you could stop him, he was already up, marching toward the bathroom.

you sighed, knowing exactly what was coming.

he returned moments later with a first-aid kit, a determined look on his face.

‘babe, really?’ you groaned.

‘yes, really. you clearly need someone to take care of you since you won’t do it yourself.’

you rolled your eyes but let him take your foot in his hands. he was surprisingly gentle, his fingers light as he dabbed at the cuts with antiseptic wipes.

he paused when you flinched, looking up at you with wide eyes.

‘does it hurt?’

‘not really.’

his glare told you he didn’t believe you, but he didn’t argue. instead, he carefully applied ointment to each cut, blowing softly on your skin like it would somehow make the sting go away.

you watched him work, your chest tightening.

‘you really don’t have to do this,’ you whispered.

he glanced up, his gaze softening. ‘i want to.’

you smiled, threading your fingers through his hair.

‘you’re a little dramatic, you know that?’

he snorted. ‘yeah? well, you’re a little reckless, so i guess we balance each other out.’

you laughed, letting him finish bandaging your feet.

when he was done, he pressed a kiss to each foot before meeting your gaze.

‘no more competitions for a while, right?’

‘not for a few weeks.’

‘good. because i’m making sure you actually rest this time.’

‘yes, doctor félix,’ you teased.

he smirked. ‘damn right.’

he pulled you into his lap, arms wrapping around you like he needed to keep you safe from the world.

you sighed, relaxing into him.

maybe having someone fuss over you wasn’t so bad after all.

but joão wasn’t done.

for the next two days, he treated you like you were made of glass. he wouldn’t let you walk barefoot around the apartment, claiming the floors were ‘too rough.’ he brought you socks, ice packs, pillows, anything he thought might help, even though you insisted you were fine.

‘joão, i can literally walk perfectly. i danced on these feet last week,’ you reminded him.

he scoffed, tossing you another pillow. ‘yeah, and look where that got you.’

‘oh my god.’

he followed you around, ready to catch you at the slightest sign of discomfort. if you so much as winced, he was at your side in seconds.

‘are you okay?’

‘joão, i stubbed my toe.’

‘that’s how it starts!’

you groaned, shoving his face away.

but as much as he annoyed you, you knew it came from love.

late at night, when you were curled up in bed, he would trace the scars on your ankles with gentle fingers, his touch barely there.

‘you work so hard,’ he murmured against your skin.

‘so do you.’

‘yeah, but i don’t bleed for it.’

you turned in his arms, brushing your lips over his.

‘this is what i love, joão, and i know you hate seeing me hurt, but it’s part of what makes me strong.’

he exhaled, pulling you even closer. ‘i just wish i could take the pain for you.’

you smiled, tucking your head under his chin.

‘you already do, in your own way.’

he kissed the top of your head, whispering, ‘always.’

and for the first time in a long time, you didn’t feel like you had to carry the weight alone.

[woominutes]

ko kyungjun as a boyfriend

he is THE hates everyone but you bf

bad boy with a soft spot for you kinda trope

just replace bad boy with bully

he doesn't go out of his way for anyone except you

princess treatment? you got it.

he'd make jinha and seungbin do the work when they are around lol

his love languages are;

acts of service

holding doors for you, buying you snacks, walking you home, helping you the week before and during your period. the things he does for you can erase any doubts that may arise in your head about his feelings for you.

he might hold back sometimes to not appear as a simp and maintain his reputation as the tough bully though.

physical touch

always has his hands on you in a way, mostly around the waist or shoulders. it is a sign of affection but also ownership as he wants to make your relationship known to other boys so they don't even dare to make a move.

also having you on his lap, he loves that. especially during recess at school, you can be found sitting on him while he zones out or talks with jinha and seungbin.

and quality time

asking you to hang out after school, inviting you to his place to chill, tagging along when you have errands to run if he is in the mood for it.

this guy literally walks away from people and situations when he doesn't care to be bothered so spending his time on/with someone definitely means something.

now about gift giving

i don't think he'd put a lot of thought into gifts. on specific occasions like anniversaries or trying to impress you, yes, but nothing too fancy otherwise.

however, you'd get little things; like a flower from a random garden he passed by from.

in my eyes, he's a casual sharer in a relationship

what is his is yours, his basketball sneakers being the only exception. food, clothes, his bed, his heart, everything.

you like his jacket? you'll share it back and forth, one week his and two weeks yours. you like his hoodie? take it. you like his shirt? wear it (but bring it back after a month and borrow another). you like his earrings? you can wear the right one and he'll wear the left one.

words of affirmation is not something he is good at

it's hard for him to express himself. he can throw a few playful sweet words here and there but rarely gets serious. he has his moments, especially after intimate situations with intense feelings, but they're few.

rarely says "i love you", he shows it instead.

he'd be the one to secretly need words of affirmation despite denying it

not too much praise though, he'll get cocky

bro felt love for the first time and his world changed #canon

such a show-off, especially with basketball

"this is for you" *misses the shot*

once threw the ball in hyunho's face because you were looking at the poor boy for too long and kyungjun got jealous

cue nahee running to help hyunho with his bloody nose

he eliminates your worries when he can

(we all know how I'm talking about)

tending to his wounds whenever he gets injured

insecure hence extreme jealousy

someone looks at you for too long? glares at them. someone talks to you? either waves them off or mocks them when they leave. someone confesses to you? they get threats as a warning. someone touches you? disappeared from the face of earth.

i could actually see him wanting to kill other boys out of jealousy but he'll hold himself back by giving them a light beating instead.

"me? jealous? ha! I'm better than that asshole"

yeah yeah sure

bro is so aggressive

you'd most likely have to witness a lot of outbursts of anger

but he apologises after, usually

intended empty words or not, you'll witness his wrath again because that is his reaction to almost everything that inconveniences him

he's throwing things and punching walls

BUT NEVER EVER hits you

even if he unconsciously shoves you, he regrets it immediately

many, mostly minor, arguments because of misunderstandings and lack of communication

he is not very confrontational when it comes to a relationship, either because he doesn't want to appear vulnerable and clingy or he doesn't know how to express himself and figure out why he is feeling the way he does.

when his hidden feelings of insecurity and discomfort bubble up, it's hell for the both of you. screaming, crying, him acting like he doesn't care to protect himself.

and his impulsivity makes it harder to make up sometimes

he might say hurtful things out of anger that will keep you away from him for a while but he rarely actually means them, it's just his defense and illusion of security.

possessive and slightly controlling

he cares too much when he considers his relationship serious and it's not just him fooling around.

unfortunately, he'll use manipulation when he wants something badly or to convince you of something. if you call him out, he'll drop the act and most likely get annoyed.

he needs a lot of work when it comes to the negative aspects of his personality for a healthy relationship to exist

he is not too much of a bad guy, he just has issues

and needs therapy

passionate makeout sessions

those big palms and veiny hands know how to grip. he's the dominant one and he won't have it any other way, wanting to have power and control over the pace and movements.

high libido, that's all i'm apparently allowed to say :P

learns and remembers a lot about you

especially your habits and quirks

if you smoke too;

he'll share his cigarettes with you

and steal a couple of yours when he is out of his

if you hate smoking;

LIKE LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE AROUND SMOKERS

he'll make an effort to not smoke when you are present

brushes his teeth or eats a piece of gum before he kisses you if he meets you after smoking <3

can't have you thinking he is gross smh

if you're short;

he definitely teases you about your height

picks you up just for fun or carries you around like you weigh nothing

ties your shoelaces for you

playfully insulting each other and bantering all the time to show affection

you're the only one he actually listens to <3

you shove him or nudge him when he is being too mean to other people or crossing a line

still goes wild when you're not around

you are his lockscreen <3

not too much of a talkative texter

sort written replies but long voice messsages

oml that voice

sends you pics of himself all the time, expecting compliments and praise

shirtless mirror pics focusing on his abs? all yours. manspreading pictures? you got them. selfies in which he tries to appear tough but his cheeks and soft features make him look like the cutest boy you've ever seen? yep.

cares a lot about how you view him so he takes a lot of time to make sure he picks the right pics to send you.

let's not fool ourselves, he knows you love those muscles and he purposely puts them on display for you

cuddles with kyungjun are warm and tight, becoming one under a blanket

more of a motorcycle guy

buys you your own helmet <3

not one for fancy dates, maybe dinner here and there, but prefers casual hangouts

movie nights at his house, late night walks and rides, chilling at a convenience store after school.

just peaceful private moments.

pretends to not like cheesy couple things, such as matching outfits or pajamas, but they secretly warm his heart

he takes your gifts very seriously; wears them to please you or carries them around with him

get him a neck pillow

you have him wrapped around your finger no matter how much he denies it

jinha has gotten a good smack in the back of his head for voicing that fact multiple times

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[marronje]

Now having gotten somewhat used to the void in my chest I can finally drag all my thoughts about the epilogue into one pile

I know it may be getting old for some of you guys already, but I haven't seen some things being discussed anywhere

My problem with the ending is actually with the audience, I literally have almost no issues with how the epilogue is written, all the minor ones I have don't come from the epilogue but the previous plot building which wasn't perfect by all means.

1. People forget that this chapter isn't the Epilogue but the Epilogue pt. 2

TWO PARTS YOU KNOW

Please reread 430. You did? Now let's compare.

a) Can you see what the chapter is focused on? 430 is a lot more shallow, it focuses on facts and tries to contain all the changes at once and looks VERY rushed. Hori didn't have much time with his schedule, so of course he tried to fit all at once and nothing at all. This chapter is more about the system and facts, trying to answer the more crucial questions fans may have.

Chapter 430 has ~20 pages

431 has almost 40 (!)

b) 431 finally has time to look at the characters up close. Why there is so much about Uraraka? Well, because in the pt. 1 she's got one panel and a couple of words. That's why half the chapter is about her now, because she and Izuku are the male and female leads of the manga.

c) Why didn't we have more of Katsuki? Well, this character isn't very known for huge inner monologues and all this sappy stuff. We can get enough from character interaction and subtle cues, as always. Despite being a big asshole and a major loudmouth (I say this with all my love and adoration guys), Katsuki is a really stoic character. And this kind of character doesn't need a whole 5 pages writing down their motivation and inner thought process. I like this. This man remains the most conscious person here and has the greatest development in the series (and Shoto, sure, these two are on the whole other level compared to others in terms of writing)

Izuku and Ochako are more open to us, and it shows in the chapter's way of storytelling

And Shoto is still the most relatable dude here, me too, Shoto, me too...

2. Izuku is NOT shutting Katsuki out of his life. He basically invited him to TEACH TOGETHER just like Katsuki invited him to BE HEROES TOGETHER.

To me it shows clearly that these two just found their two paths that don't align fully. Izuku has been teaching for years after his quirk was gone. Sure, he still adores hero job, but he already has stability and purpose and it's IMPORTANT to him. He's only been back to heroics for a month after all. Izuku has matured significantly, and I respect that about his character even if it's not perfectly written.

"Izuku wouldn't ever decline the offer". Do I need to remind you that it's whole 8 years after their school days?

Imagine yourself 16, dreaming to start a rock band with your best friend. You're both so passionate about it, you think music is the most beautiful thing in your life and you'll never be over it.

But you get your fingers injured severely, and you can't play your guitar anymore. You're devastated, but your knowledge is valuable and you get a whole teaching degree and go to work in a musical college. It feels very fulfilling to you. But your friend is very talented, he continues and pushes forward and actually becomes a worldwide known rock star! You're so glad for him!

But the time passes, and your friend, now famous and loaded, states – you're getting most expensive treatment and surgery, and we – I and our old band bros – pay for this.

And your fingers, they work properly again. You had a whole life of 8 years, and now there are so many possibilities open. You know your friend wants you to join his band and travel and rock the stage together, he offers it to you without expecting much, because he knows you have your life settled already, you can't change that with a flick of a wrist. He's an understanding friend, even if his passion for your old shared dream burns brighter still. You can join his band for a concert or two once in a while, it's a good reprieve from your everyday life. But as much as you love music, your priorities shifted significantly since your youth – and now teaching is as important and precious to you.

You even invite your friend to give a lesson of two in the college where you work. It's a way for you two still remain in each other's lives even if your paths are a bit different now. Your connection is built on compromise and genuine support from both sides, and it's fantastic!

I know the analogy isn't perfect, but it works I suppose.

3. About Himiko and Ochako. It's a painful one, but

No, Himiko wasn't haunting Ochako for the whole 8 years, it's probably a time to time occasion. It's not because Ochako is tired, it's because she can't let go of her guilt and at particularly taxing times it manifests in these visions.

Dreams are still a big mystery for science, but what we know is that they're almost always NOT about what you see, but about the hidden layers of meaning.

And of course we know this is not REAL Himiko, it's just Ochako's mind.

So I don't understand all the weeping around Himiko now being DEAD FOR REAL OH. This is Ochako's mind, not a literal Toga's spirit no matter how much Horikoshi wants his symbolisms to be literal in this story. It's still open to interpretation if Toga is dead or notnot (she's coping).

Tsuyu is so Tsuyu 😭😭😭

Right, my girl, this dummy really thought there's something wrong with her health while she just needed to see a psychologist...

I remind you that psychotherapy is severely underdeveloped in Japan. There's still a lot of stigma around mental health there, so please keep this mentality in your mind while reading manga. "They could just go and see a therapist." No, they couldn't. Their culture doesn't work like this, and societal norms aren't a joke in Japan, they're literally overwhelming.

And about how this chapter "ruined" Himiko. To me, it didn't.

"Himiko was written for Ochako". Exactly. Ochako's main negative character trait was inability to open up about her true feelings, putting up a cheerful front and all that.

Himiko was created to get her to understand what suppressing emotions does to people. Unfortunately, it seems she didn't catch this message fully until Himiko told her with plain words and freaking pushed her forward.

And isn't it a torture for Himiko seeing Ochako beating herself over her death, putting up a brave front to avoid her inner struggle which is COMPLETELY OPPOSITE to what Himiko tried to convey?

And Himiko loved both Izuku and Ochako, so of course she wants them to be special for each other and open up to each other too.

Because Himiko LOVES love in any form (pun intended), and wishes happiness for her special people, and sees how they have been holding back from living how they wanted.

Do you really think Himiko would prefer a depressed Ochako having hallucinations of her over an Ochako who's opening up and rebuilding connections with the man she yearned to reach out to for so long?

And of course I'm not about the ship. This manga was never about the ships. We've got a clue that Izuku barely had any contact with his former classmates since graduation in 430. This chapter is created to gives us hope that it'll change, starting with Uraraka because Uraraka was the one to reach out to him first in the beginning, and now it's his turn.

I imagine that it's just a start of the reconnection arc. Izuku can do this with the rest of his classmates too later, and knowing his tendency to butt into others' business he certainly will.

(Yeah, it's an actually good idea for a new tome for you Hori, not Boruto 2.0, never Boruto 2.0 please...)

4(?). This one has gotten me confused...

They studied 3 years... so they must have become class 2-A, then 3-A.... I hope it's a bad translation.

Do you trust Jirou? She certainly did put a whole ton of wasabi in his food, look at her face

Katsuki not toasting because he's the sober friend for his whole bunch of idiots>>>>

(he really has come here for the food)

Katsuki, when did you undergo your Syndrome arc?

[stevn-rgers]

Just finished S1 of The Wheel of Time

First of all.. this is the plot of this fucking show so far:

Moiraine: *saves the town, rands dad, the whole group multiple times, Mat, literally everyone multiple times (getting injured & almost dying) - goes to her death to stand w Rand against the dark one, stays patient with them despite the continuous disrespect and causing problems*

Them: (mostly Nynaeve and Rand) : “shE CANT BE TRUSTED, SHE IS EVIL, DONT LISTEN TO HER, WE CAN HANDLE ALL OF THIS OURSELVES! EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT”

Anyway, on with my thoughts, some of it will prolly be controversial lol

I really expected to grow to like Nynaeve but fuck if she isn’t pissing me off every other episode if not every single one, like bro shut up and listen

Moiraine & Lan stay my favorites & I am obsessed with the relationship between Aes Sedai and their Warder(s)!! I wish there was more focus on it, it’s the most interesting plot point to me

On that, I LOVE watching fight scenes with the Aes Sedai & their warder(s)! The way they move in sync around each other, for example the town fight in ep1 w Lan & Moiraine + the battle in the woods when Alanna and her warders are fighting! As she went to do a huge explosion they both took slight cover just in time - knowing her moves as she did them

Egwene is prob my favorite of the group of 5, she actually listens to reason & doesn’t just jump to conclusions/throw a tantrum. And her little backstory about the fever when she was a kid? Amazing, it gives such a look into her strength

^ like I said I like her a lot but ARE YOU KIDDING? She didn’t kill child psycho when she had a chance??

Wolves are one of my fave animals so I’m loving this situation w Perrin

THOM???!!!! I loved him??

I called the dragon literally from the beginning but I like that I was right, it fits well and I like the way they came out with it.

I hate Liandrin with a passion, like I wanted someone to just throw a single punch. And ik she gets worse.

Also Mat needs to stop being such a problem like listen my guy, find some chill. Also do I ship him and Rand? Yes tf I do, fight me

So I find the dynamic of Moiraine & Lan with the Lan/Nynaeve interesting. Like as her wander she is more to him than any other relationship — but he’s falling in love with Nynaeve. So I wonder about that, I’m sure that later in the show he’ll have to choose at some point between helping/saving one of them. And with how much Nynaeve dislikes and is rude to Moiraine rn….

Loial is PRECIOUS TO ME. Love and adore him, I screamed when he was stabbed fuck this noise

I need Nynaeve to stop pissing me tf off please and thank you. I want to like her, esp if she’s gonna be with my mans. So she needs to fucking stop her bullshit. Stop making poor Moiraine’s life a million times more difficult than it already is while you’re at it. Like she wants so bad to be the wisest and the most powerful.. her pride is so dangerous.

I feel like every other episode Rand is pissing me off so bad but then I like him but then I want to knock him tf off. I’m hoping he will also stop being so damn frustrating in s2

The way Moiraine thought she’d die so she shut Lan out so he couldn’t follow her to his death - and she sent him to his fam & essentially pushed him toward Nynaeve bc she feels he deserves better and more than a life of protecting her.. I’m not okay

So pissed off with that ending ya’ll, esp when Moiraine losing her connection/powers

“To be a woman is to be always alone, and never alone.” CHILLS. Every single time

If I dislike a character you like, don’t come at me, I’m on ep1 of s2 right now, I’m sure my opinions will change many times as I continue.

[thelemonsofpink]

random modern newsies head cannons (with absolutely no evidence or reason) pt. 2

more bc i can!!

Race:

The most aggressive, reckless driver, but is dangerously good at it. Will cut across multiple lanes but has never even scratched a car.

Lied to everyone in his first week of college about his entire life (different lie per person) just for fun. He finally started telling the truth but nobody believes him.

Started a school poker club and promptly got kicked out of it for betting too much, and then winning it every time. (He just wanted a way to make money. The school did not like that).

STEM major. His work is impossible but he never complains about it. Also a dancer (not my hc). He complains about that a lot.

Has worked almost every retail job under the sun. Also complains about that.

Carries around cigarettes for the vibe but rarely smokes them. Just in case anyone else wants one. Has made friends with many random people this way.

Spot:

Brooklyn baby. Cannot drive. Is terrified of it but, when Race tried to teach him, he yelled at everyone and blamed other people for what was definitely his fault. Refuses to admit that.

Played football but seriously injured his knee (explanation for the cane) but doesn't talk about it much. Always comes up with a new reason for the injury that is entirely ridiculous, but since he delivers it with a straight face everybody believes him.

Absolutely no rhythm. Never goes to parties, even though he is in a fraternity (a very chill one, thank you very much). If he's ever at a party, it's because he's a sober contact, and he is the most unsympathetic person when it comes to taking care of drunk people unless it's Race.

Insists on sitting alone in the back of the lecture hall, even if he has friends in his class.

Crutchie:

Also an incredibly reckless driver but HAS gotten into accidents before. (Only twice, both times because he was racing a friend on the highway. Never serious but always stupid).

Very fidgety and usually making noises under his breath/drumming on shit. Drives everybody around him crazy.

The kind of guy to argue with a professor in a lecture, but only when he's sure he's right (which is always).

So many illegal things in his dorm: candles, toaster, air fryer, multiple animals.

Double majoring in a STEM and humanities field, always references one when in classes for the other and confuses everybody, but he sees a connection between them.

I like the idea that he goes to the gym with Albert a lot. (U wld never catch me taking away his disability so in my head he loveeees to bench and is so buff).

Albert:

(a lot of driving hcs. i wrote this in a car). gets so violently carsick. everyone thought he was saying that so he could ride shotgun; they made him ride in the back once and he made them pull over after ten minutes cause he almost hurled. safe to say he is now always shotgun and always playing the worst music.

Played too many sports, got too many concussions, and now is a crazy gym bro.

Peanut allergy. Would rather die than admit this. Has almost died because he forgets to tell servers at restaurants.

Finch:

his shoes are never tied. he never trips over them and refuses to tie them.

has a million weird, artsy minors that sound and should be fake.

floor sitter. is never in a chair.

JoJo:

his shoes are also never tied. he ALWAYS trips over them.

drank coffee, had a panic attack, thought it was a heart attack, and spent an hour in the ER.

also had the same reaction when trying weed for the first time.

Mush:

RIPPING up the dance floor at a party, fully sober too

Everybody's favorite frat bro; super great energy and incredibly respectful

Volunteers at local elementary schools; talks to young children like they're frat bros too.

Blink:

Dorm recluse. His suite mates have called Mush many times just to check that he's still alive in there.

Has no license and hates public transit, so he walks literally everywhere.

[misty-235]

Modern headcannons for the sawyers, if they had internet lol

TW: mentions of war, mentions of dead animals, Lots of sweet sweet cringe mentions of sexuality

Modern headcanons:

Bubba:

He watches those sensory videos of people cutting up bits of soap, along with makeup tutorials, religiously. It makes him really happy.

Definitely has scented candles and fairy lights everywhere.

His pet chicken has her own instagram account, and he treats her like a queen. She’s managed to become somewhat of an e-celebrity.

He’s probably able to talk to a degree, write and use sign-language, having gone to some sort of school, since education for those with learning difficulties has progressed a lot since the 1970s.

A brony, but fortunately of the wholesome variety that just unironically likes a television show about cute talking animals.

Overall, he doesn’t use the internet nearly as much as his chronically online older brothers, and probably shares a computer with Drayton.

Nubbins

Is a furry. There is nothing anyone can do about it, and although Drayton regularly tells him he’s a degenerate, he refers to his hands as paws. He has an extremely mangy fur suit that he made himself, out of real animal pelts, and looks like some sort of rabid dog type thing, although it's virtually unidentifiable.

Made a YouTube tutorial on how to collect the best roadkill, and promptly got roasted for it online. However, he literally doesn’t care, and just giggles whenever anyone sends him a strongly worded email.

He has been the subject of about 5 Kiwi farms threads, and has somehow managed to become a full fledged lolcow. Again, he doesn’t give a damn and is just living his best life. He’s the definition of “cringe but free.”

Definitely posts his photography on deviant art, complete with out of pocket titles like “Headcheese” and “dead skunk :D.”

For some reason he knows all of the brain rot slang there is to know, and uses it in everyday conversation, much to everybody’s chagrin. Also ends text messages with “Rawr XD.”

Robert/ Chop Top

Total emo, complete with a bizarre haircut and neon green highlights. Of course, this is just a wig; he was injured in Afghanistan, and got his head plate when he got almost blown up by a landmine. Owns a lot of kandi bracelets.

He lurks on 4Chan, and seriously believes he’s well on his way to finding Bigfoot, and pigeons are malicious government spy drones with poisonous droppings. Also occasionally trolls random people.

Instead of loving In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, he listens to Nyan Cat on repeat.

Unfortunately, he’s also a weeb. May or may not own a body pillow, but hides it well whenever Drayton’s around. He owns at least one katana and sometimes just sits in his room making anime sounds and waving it around.

He doesn’t have a Discord kitten, he is a Discord kitten. He’s shameless, and will sell pictures of any part of his body for a few dollars. Bro is broke.

Has watched literally every shock video he can get his grubby hands on. Lemon party, Goatse, blue waffle (by the way, don���t look these up, you might need eye bleach) he’s here for it. Cackles like a maniac whilst watching, too.

Most of his search history consists of the aforementioned shock videos, “how to talk to females IRL” and “feet pics pretty.”

Drayton

“What is a mee-mee?”

Starts random beefs with other chilli competition contestants on Facebook. These get really heated, to the point of death threats.

Has been hacked about a dozen times, because his password is always “password.” He thinks this is really clever. Sometimes his brothers go onto his account post cursed stock images and ruin his credibility.

Has like 50 tabs open on his search engine at any one time. His computer is permanently on the brink of death, but stubbornly hangs on.

[beevosmeower]

In what ways is Luka fish? How fishy is Luka? Describe his fish-ness too me.

So far I've just gleaned he's The Bite and has shark teeth(?)

I know what ur here for and let me tailor my answer exactly to how the fish TF works with Luka.

Moniker: First up, on his name. Luka got his moniker from the people around town. Bro had ZERO comment in it. The short of the story is that Luka, fresh into starting the payments on Bailey's debt, got into a group encounter and bit a chunk out of someone while fighting them off. He won the fight, and to make it worse the guy he bit had to go to the hospital for an infection and almost lost an arm. After that he became pretty well known for fighting, and everyone knew to never ever let him bite you. Go and get your ass beat, fine, but never let Luka bite you.

Luka the Bite, 15pts in the Fish TF. In my head the Fish TF aligns to what fish suits your body best and what’ll help you survive. Luka got a shark because of how much he gets into fights, so his body was already healing and “regenerating” on a regular basis. 15 points gets him the teeth regrowing but it would be different for different pcs since you’d get a different fish tf depending on what your body resonates with.

Luka goes to the beach once a week either on Sundays. This maintains the little bit of decay the TF gets during the week.

He doesn’t have enough points to crave the ocean every day, but he does crave it regularly. He takes pretty long showers in the mornings considering he tries to keep all of his other bills as low as possible, but it also helps that he wakes up way before dawn. He takes a shorter one after work, but he rarely ever misses either.

His fighting infamy is pretty high, and he’s also visually intimidating so people don’t try to pick fights with him much anymore, but on the rare occasions they do and he gets injured he’ll crave the ocean more. You’ll find him spending evenings on the beach soaking up the water. During this time his TF points spike up anywhere from 20 to 40. Alternatively, as a LI you can fight him and it’ll lower his Trust a lot to hurt him but his Love won’t lower as much, so you can force his TF points up to 50 and see how the raised points affect him.

Traits:

The most important thing is that he has his teeth, they’re much sharper than before. He’s rocking the Idia Shroud special. He doesn’t have multiple rows but if his teeth are knocked out in the morning during a fight, they’re back by the afternoon. He doesn’t bother thinking anything of this after living in town for so long.

I hinted at it a bit with his showers but he’s much more active at dawn and dusk. Not that he isn’t awake during midday, but he’s less alert. If you wanted to try and follow him around or anything, midday is your best bet since his radius of awareness is significantly shorter. He’s a born early riser though! The TF only makes him slightly more soothed during midday. (The changes were so gradual and they came along during a time he was VERY stressed and all his stats were being raised, so he literally didn’t notice.) [Daily Activity Rhythms]

It’s slight but his bar for needing human affection and touch is much lower!!! He’s still touch starved but it’s much less than he should for someone who’s been alone this long and in fight or flight. He doesn’t hold the need to hang onto relationships for companionship if they harm him either. [Solitude]

He can polyphasic sleep a little bit unless something happens that makes him more tired than usual, but he doesn’t prefer it since he likes getting in a good rest. He views his house as his safe spot, so he’s gonna use it as such! (The TF makes it possible to do but it’s not something he always does or craves doing yet since his point value is so low.) [Sleep Phases]

20 - 45pt Traits (This is where he starts getting Agonistic Displays when he's at high stress or threatened):

Flexes his jaw more. His teeth start getting stronger and so does his jaw the closer he gets to 45 pts. At that point, he'll hardly go for smooth and easy to eat foods and go out of his way for chewier stuff. He also clicks his jaw more, grinds his teeth, and clicks his molars.

He has a much harder time staying focused on you. A high awareness PC will be able to tell that his eyes are catching on all the light around him! His eyes always catch on light, but the higher his points are the more they linger on bright or shiny objects. As a LI, he makes clothes get a new trait for [Shiny] ! This makes encounters with him, and some other TFs, more likely to happen in PCverse saves. [Eyesight]

Events:

You can find Luka at the beach on Sundays in the evening, and if he's under the Injured status effect, he'll appear during every day of that week. There you can ask him to teach you to swim, challenge him to races, or ask how he feels about swimming.

His injury events occur at random (but will happen less if you’ve improved infrastructure around the town since quality of life improvements lower crime.. not counting SA). When they do you can meet him at the beach during the entire week, and depending on your Love level, you can get different dialogue. As his TF points raise, at mid Love, he’ll keep you by his side around town. At high Love, he’ll occasionally nip at you and invite you to his place more often (it’ll unlock his place to stay at if you haven’t already).

If you fight him to raise his TF points (they'll cap out at 50 unless you trigger a secret Bad End for him) and you have a chance to get an infection from him biting you. The nickname is embarrassing but he's gotten over it and winning by any means is what matters to him. Bro wants to go HOME, but he's gonna get home in one piece!!!

[atlasdoe]

okay so like i'd love to know more about the emmeline/edgar pairing!!!!! tell me everything. i've never known about it before just now

OMG HI!!!!

I will be using this ask an an excuse to tell literally everything about edgarline. you don't know what you've unleashed.

I'm not even kidding when I say I've shipped these two for like six years and they're my second favourite marauders era ship ever.

imma divide this post into sections.

How they get together in "cannon"

So i hc that the Bones and the McKinnon families lived near each other in the same wizarding neighbourhood in Ireland. Edgar and Amelia are twins and they have an older brother by six year Jamie. Because they're only one year older, Edgar and Amelia grew up close friends with Marlene.

Emmeline and Marlene became best friends from like the moment they met. They are Meredith and Christina, they are ride or dies, sisters, besties, platonic soulmates, all that jazz. (i hc them both to be Ravenclaw)

Edgar and Emmeline first meet through Marlene. Because Edgar is a year older he and Amelia checked on Marlene a lot during their first year and whoever Marlene was, Emmeline was also. They both got crushes on each other almost immediately but both didn't do anything in hopes that it would just go away and they'd grow out of it (they didn't)

Over the years they see more of each other and become somewhat friends but get closer during Emmelines sixth year and Edgars seventh.

I hc Edgar to be Hufflepuffs seeker and captin, and during this year he constantly joked that Emmeline was his lucky charm because the previous year he noticed that he only caught the snitch during games that she attended. By the end of the year the theory was looking like it might be true, and with the final being between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, Marlene forbid Emmeline from attending the game. Emmeline didn't, and during the game Marlene was knocked off her broom and suffered career ending injuries. (Emmeline was not Edgars lucky charm, but Marlenes)

For a while they were only letting family in the hospital wing to see her, so Emmeline and Edgar (who was feeling guilty about not catching her) sat outside and talked through their feelings and long story short it ended in them kissing and getting together.

Some random headcanons about them

Edgars patronus was a raven and Emmelines was a robin

Emmeline would send love notes to him via magical paper robins

Both of them told Marlene about their secret crushes on each other which led to the worst 6 months of Marlenes life as she had to listen to them both pinning after each other

Amelia, Fabian, and Gideon (Edgars best friends) had a bet on if Edgar would ever tell Emmeline about his feelings

While together they would call each other any petname under the sun, but sometimes Emmeline would accidently call him "dude" or "bro" (she unironically called her friends that)

Good old fashioned loverboy x killer queen

They both dreamed of owning an orange cat but could never agree on a name

Edgar taught Emmeline how to play the piano

Emmelines younger brothers tried to teach Edgar how to play football and he was terrible

They both preferred a night in rather then going out

They were both prefects and would commonly run into each other while doing their rounds

They were one of those couples that would be making out in between bookcases in the library

They had MANY museum dates despite neither of them knowing anything about art

In a world where they have kids they would've had 2-4 girls

Edgar ended up becoming and auror and Emmeline started a training program to be a healer after school. Whenever Edgar was badly injured he always insisted on being tested by Emmeline. Partly because he only trusted her and partly because it gave her a chance to prove herself in front of her superiors

Emmeline would die for Edgar and Edgar would live for Emmeline but in the end it was Emmeline who had to live and Edgar that died

The sad part where I have to make them cannon compliant

This is where I start stretching things a bit cause technically Edgar dies with a "family" who isn't his parents and siblings

Hear me out

To give you some context, the Bones family was a very traditional and well-respected family to be in

Despite this, Edgar’s grandfather on his dad's side was an alcoholic and was a terrible and neglectful father. Because of this, Edgar’s father was determined to be the exact opposite of his dad and was very strict and wanted great things from his own children. Edgar and his siblings got the same treatment from their mother who wanted to prove her own mother wrong when she disapproved of their relationship. Both of Edgar’s parents were set on having well-respected and successful children as if having anything else would mean that they failed. As you can imagine this put a lot of fucking pressure on each of the siblings

Edgar was always the less accomplished of the siblings and his parents let it be known just how much they noticed. His parents being his boggart is less that he’s scared of them but more that he’s scared of losing their love and respect because he’d disappoint them so much

The only reason why he became an Auror was because of his parents. He didn't want to be an auror at allll and then only joined the Order because he thought that was what was expected of him. (i hc that Moody trained that year of new aurors so everyone else (fabian,gideon,benjy,caradoc,frank&alice) were all joining so edgar thought he had to as well

The war did not do Emmeline or Edgar any favours

When Marlene was killed on the 14th July 1981 with her family Edgar made sure that he told Emmeline first (as he was the one who found them)

Marlene's death was the hardest thing Emmeline had every had to go through. She shut down completely for a while and only came back to her senses after talking to Edgar about it

During the McKinnon's funeral Emmeline got really drunk and refused to leave the wake, because once the funeral was over that meant that Marlene's death isn't “new” anymore and she really did have to go on without her best friend

During the war and especially this time Edgar started drinking as an escape and would go in and out of himself a lot. He would go from drowning himself in work trying to end the war to drinking and locking himself in his room when things got too much

On the 2nd of September 1981 Emmelines father and two younger brothers attended the Sunderland v Aston Villa football game. Death Eaters attacked the stadium during half time and all three of them died along with 7 other wizards who were there and 20 muggles were killed

The next day, after a week-long mission, Edgar was found barely alive with Fabian and Gideon Prewett. The Prewett twins were both already gone by the time they were found

Emmeline was settling into her new room in the Orders headquarters when she was called into St Mungos, before Edgar even woke up

Emmeline didn't even have any time to begin mourning her father and brothers before she had to comfort Edgar over not only the large amount of pain he was in but also the death of his two best friends. Emmeline was also given the task of having to tell the Prewett family that Fabian and Gideon were both dead (as the families were contacted and told that only one of the three survived, but wouldn't tell them who lived until they were stable)

Emmeline decided not to tell Edgar about her family's death but he eventually found out quickly when Dumbledore mentioned it to him

From then on it was a constant back and forth between them of trying to look after each other while not falling apart themselves

Edgars drinking was getting worse by the day and Emmeline was pulling her hair out by the fact that she couldn't just fix it

When they started taking their grief out on each other, Emmeline decided that they both needed a break from each other at least until the war was over. Edgar didn't want to break up but agreed

They both were under the impression that they would eventually get back together

Neither of them took the break up well and in late September 1981 Edgar told Emmeline that a week before he had gotten too drunk and slept with a Muggle women called Elizabeth who he got pregnant (i know it's a MASSIVE leap but y'all just go with it)

Edgar also told her that she was currently staying in one of the Order's safe houses while she decided if she wanted to keep it or not. He had decided that if she wanted to keep it he wouldn’t leave her to raise their child alone

Emmeline didn't know how to feel, but she still loved him and she knew that he still loved her. They both wanted to make it work, so she was willing to try. They just had to wait until the war was over

A few weeks later word got out about Elizabeth to the death eaters and they attacked her house, Elizabeth saw them coming and called Edgar before she was killed. Edgar rushed to the house but the Death Eaters were waiting for him. He was killed before he could even fully open the door

After Edgars death, his parents weren't too happy to find out about Elizabeth (as he never told them) and used their money and power to stretch the truth. According to them, Edgar and Elizabeth had been married and were celebrating their one year anniversary when the death eaters attacked

Emmeline obviously hated this but there was little she could do, especially since she didn't even know about the lied until Amelia told her during Pandora and Xenophilius Lovegoods wedding in 1984

okay now some fun stuff

Edgarline Variants

Thomas Cresswell & Audrey Rose Wadsworth (Stalking Jack the Ripper)

Peter Parker & Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man)

Pip Fitz Amobi & Ravi Singh (A Good Girls Guide To Murder)

Lara Jean Covey & Peter Kavinsky (To All The Boys Ive Loved Before)

Lydia Martin & Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

I just KNOW that they're solving an unsolved murder case in another life I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!

also here's a playlist

anddddd some more aesthetic

I could literally talk about them forever THANK YOU SO MUCH for your ask and i'm so sorry my reply is so long 😭

[dishushu]

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ dating pavitr prabhakar (hc's)

pairing: pavitr prabhakar x reader

warnings: literally none, just pure fluff!

a/n: stop is it me or i love the diversity in atsv because i legit screamed when pavitr was annouced an indian spiderman bc i tell u my sindhi ass started dying when he spoke hindi like?!?!??! CRYING.

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okay this is pavitr that we're talking about

like he's a HUGE SOFTIE

he liked you for like such a long time but he was such a chicken and his friends told him to suck it up and do it (poor baby)

he confessed first but he was like actually shaking and sweating in his spot holding flowers

you liked him as well and when you said that he was jumping with JOY

he is obsessed with nicknames

such as

"meri jaan" (my love) "meri pyari" (my beloved) "jaanu" (darling) sobsobsob

like if your sad and he notices

IMMEDIATLY goes

"jaanu whats wrong? you seem sad."

"its okay meri jaan, it'll get better soon." he caresses your cheek slowly.

HES SUCH A CUTIE

is the big spoon but secretly loves being the small spoon (hehe)

you actually almost died when you accidentally said chai tea

"JAANU? CHAI TEA?????" bro was flabbergasted

you ended up saying sorry like a 100 times

he gave in eventually because poor baby couldn't stand you being sad for accidentally saying it

shows you off to all his friends

mans is proud of you over anything you do

you aced your test?

he's SO proud

the little things you do for him make him melt on the spot

like giving him small kisses before he goes to be spiderman

mend his wounds when he gets injured

just by being by his side always makes him happy

you existing is literally the core moment of his life.

© hearts4hobie.

do not steal, translate, and rewrite without permission.

[selfawarecobalt]

bro that fight was absolutely ridiculous! I love Gray but that was clearly main character syndrome. when Freed said that the rune won't cancel every magic to give Gray a chance I knew this was the first excuse to have the Raijinshuu lose. if serious, Freed could've just cancelled everything and the fight would've been over before it even began. then the Gray doesn't feel the torture rune excuse out of nowhere and the fact that Gray won against Evergreen Bickslow AND Freed with all ridiculous reasons and then struggled against an injured and exhausted Mirajane afterwards while Freed was holding up great against an emotional-overdrive, rage power Mira in the fight with her, it's all just so badly written. I would've given Gray the advantage of using devil slayer magic against people like Mira and Freed but at least make it a damn good and difficult fight because not only Mira is a power to be reckoned with, Freed has been set up to be too. then there are Ever and Bickslow qith their eye magics as well, and how they were knocked out was a joke too. I dont want this animated.

EXACTLY. I’ll be the first to admit gray would be powerful enough to defeat individual members of the thunder legion (that main character power boost) but that was an utter piss take. gray still struggled against just bixlow during their first fight, even if he couldve beaten him. that “um actually gray cant feel pain in this form” was completely stupid. ive seen a lot of awful things from modern fairy tail but that was undoubtedly the worst. also that “omg of course i feel pain i was hitting my comewades :((((“ INFURIATED me. didnt have that energy during what i assume was meant to be a “comedic” scene of him just beating the shit out of freed when he was already down. also the whole “lets rip the clothes off the only girl!” thing made me want to barf. i genuinely believe it would’ve been better for their characters if the thunder legion had been killed in the tartaros arc.

also YEAH THE WHOLE “struggled against an exhausted and injured mira” genuinely gave me vertigo after i finally escaped from having it shoved down my eyeholes. like yeah mira was rusty during her fight with freed but she was absolutely rage filled, and it was really emphasised just how powerful she was, and it was STILL a tough fight. against just freed. the whole thunder legion vs gray shouldve been a sweep in the other direction. weve seen they can all work together, using their unique magics to complicate things for enemies.

cant think where else to put this so im slapping this in here. EVEN THOUGH GRAY HAS DEMON SLAYER MAGIC NOW FREED HAS A FUCKING SWORD. also that stupid “gray teleports behind evergreen and bixlow” thing? WHAT KIND OF DEMON SLAYER MAGIC IS THAT. all fairy tail main characters are the worst type of mary sue. and i LIKE mary sues.

evergreen can turn people to stone and fire hundreds of BULLETS and explosions. bixlow can use his babies to beat the shit out of long distance targets and take control of their bodies (NOT TURN THEM CHIBI. HIRO.). FREED CAN FUCKING TURN INTO A DEMON AND ALMOST INSTANTLY TRAP PEOPLE AND DEPRIVE THEM OF OXYGEN, AND CUT A GODDAMN TORNADO IN HALF. THESE ARE VETERAN FIGHTERS WHO WERE ONCE ABLE TO DAMN NEAR TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE GUILD. now theyre just a joke. their personalities have been completely erased and replaced with “omg laxus!!”. im going to hurl

if you HAD to make up an excuse to weaken them, sure you could make up some shit about “oh the barrier particles damaged their magic containers” BUT EVEN THEN THEYRE STILL SMART ENOUGH TO WORK TOGETHER.

seriously. this was the most blatant case of main character nepotism ive literally ever seen. i genuinely despise 100yq, it always felt so lazy and uncreative. uhh yeah actually surprise theres four more acnologias but more powerful. yeah theyre were never mentioned before so what. every character looks the same now. the lucyification of the fairy tail girls needs to be studied. this infection is taking away every single character and the only reactions im seeing to it are “omg glow up!!”

(also i HATE seeing people talk about the spinoff characters like “omg so cute its like an alternate universe” NO ITS JUST LAZY. HE ONLY KNOWS LIKE 4 CHARACTER TYPES AS MAIN CHARACTERS AND IM SICK OF NOONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT)

[neverchecking]

Imagine a whole ass debate with a rebuttal and everything 💀

Warriors is citing his time as captain or wtv and that he’s reliable and protective (rebuttal would probably be about how he can’t retire from that job for a long time and it’s very taxing)

Legend has a ton of protective gear and he’s just really cute (rebuttal would be abt his hoarder tendencies)

Sky is one of the firsts so of course his child should be first but also he’s well educated kinda, good with kids, has a tight knit community, and has a super cool bird the kids could ride (rebuttal, he’s in the fucking sky. What if the kid just jumped off)

Twilight has a ranch and a horse. Good with animals, works at home kinda, can become a fluffy dog (rebuttal me personally I’m mildly allergic to dogs, and also ranches take up a lot of time. As a country person I know, I know it all too well)

Wild has long hair the kids could braid. Has horses, can cook a good meal, doesn’t get tired of cooking, has a thing he can take pictures on, well travelled. (Rebuttal he does some stupid ass shit bro, and also he isn’t always considering what his actions do. What if he does something stupid and gets seriously injured and the kids and reader are like fending for themselves for a bit)

Time. He’s responsible, a good leader, the oldest, has cool markings. (Rebuttal. What the fuck happened with the moon. Also FD mask, what if the kids got their hands on this super dangerous mask that has a god inside of it. Assuming that FD isn’t unleashed alr)

Hyrule. HES SUCH A CUTIE OMG. He’s half fairy, good with kids, soft, inviting, can literally heal (rebuttal, the blood curse. What if the kids inherit it cause like genetics and stuff)

Four. Works at home kinda, he’s also a cutie. Could make little toys, is good under pressure, is around their height, good playmate (rebuttal. If the smithing area is inside the house easy access to burns. Also the four sword is a thing)

Sage. Has nice hair as well. Protective, has two houses technically, can fuse things together, can make cool little things to ride around on with reader and children (rebuttal. He can make literal torture machines, and he’s a little unhinged. Also Wth is up with his world. That place is not safe at all)

Fierce Diety. A literal god. (Rebuttal. A literal god. Does godliness get passed down, idk but he’s also like really tall and that’d hurt a lot. Like procreation and having fucking this dude who’s built like an actual monster’s kids pop outta yah)

I don’t have a good read and cal but pretty much the same stuff abt Sage and wild. Just a different font.

HBGFIFBND SKY'S NF9FF 'What if the Kid just jumped off?'

THAT LITERALLY TOOK ME OUT-

I also love how a point in all of this is whether or not their hair is good. That's an incredibly important point.

Wars I love because his job would take a lot of his time. But because of said job, mans is loaded. So money is another good stand point for him. (Rebuttal: He had a literal time and space wizard-ess after him??? imagine her going after your kid man-)

Legend is someone who has seen everything. So he is so smooth and steady, nothing really phases him anymore. Including anything your kid brings to the table. (Rebuttal: He's an asshole. I guarantee any of his spawn are also assholes)

Sky is literally hug shaped. He would be the cuddliest dad and so affectionate <3 (Rebuttal: I deadass almost couldn't come up with anything- mans is such a helicopter parent. His kid couldn't even breath without him being there)

Twilight is also so dad shaped. Like, look at him. As someone who also lives in the countryside, I know he's the dad to hold his kid close, watching the sunset as he explains some far off tale. (Rebuttal: Is the 'Just rub dirt in it' dad.)

Wild. His horses are a great point. But, he also has so much energy? He can take all the night shifts with no problem. Can make meals filled with both vitamins for post-partum and energy boosting effects that taste Amazing. (Rebuttal: He has ghosts. Just following him. Like??? Those can't be good babysitters???)

Time. He's so calm and patient. So anytime the baby gets to be too much for Reader, he's easily stepping in and swooping them up, settling them within seconds. (Rebuttal: Fought the fucking moon- Also, has farts that are comparable to an actual try on your life. Idk what this man eats, but someone has got to find what crawled up his butt and died)

Hyrule. Loml. I love him. Gibe him smooch- He has babysitters out the freaking door. His sisters absolutely adore you and your baby and bring the best presents. (Rebuttal: Yeah that blood thing is pretty bad, but he also is the worst at saying no to your kid. That kid will be so spoiled and you'll be forced to be the stricter parent)

Four. He's also got babysitters. That are him! Win-win! Can handle multiple things at once and should the colors be needed, he's got that male relative that I'm still uncertain about! (Rebuttal: Talks to your kid like their both men in their fifties sitting in a bar, catching up after years lmao)

Sage! Great hair. Also cool arm. Has two houses, but that asshole princess took one, bitch. BUT he also has horses :D AND DonDons. We love those guys. Can also cook and he's the dad to walk around shirtless with the kid on his chest, napping, while he does one thing or another. He is also rich because he cheats the system--I.E. the universe. (Rebuttal: Yo wtf is UP with those hands in the ground?! And the TREES?! Nothing is safe. Also, the sages? Not great babysitters. Especially his giant robot. That one is not the worst however. That's Sidon's title.)

Fierce Deity. He can reach the top shelf. He's got a cool sword. He's got a nice face, would like to sit on it. He also is super old and probably super wise. Probably. (Rebuttal: LDNFNG I LOVE YOURS SM I- YEAH, TEARING FROM THE V TO THE A JUST BIRTHING HIS FUCKING KID)

For Cal, may I offer-

Calamity. Strong knight and used to following the orders of those above him, especially his Goddess and his child. He would go to the ends of the heavens and hells should it be what they wish (Rebuttal; Mans has the emotional capacity of a fucking Rock. Also, he eats rocks. Imagine your kid just eating rocks because their dad did. Return them both/hj)

So obviously, with all these options, pros and cons, there is only one real option.

Courage and Koridai.

Nah I'm fucking with you-

First. I see no flaws with this man and if there are some I don't wanna hear 'em.

[im-out-of-it]

season 1, episode 9 discussion list, “rise up”

this one and the following episodes (especially Malec) will be broken up in many parts so I thank anyone who takes the time and reads them 🥰

1. I feel bad for Simon processing that he’s a vampire. oh and he thinks Raphael did this. wait until he finds out it’s his supposed bestie

2. he has to process that 1. he’s a vampire. 2. his bestie made this choice for him. 3. he can’t go out in the daytime. 4. can never be near his mother right away or tell her the truth without her thinking her son is a monster. 5. has to go through all these changes. 6. having to rely on blood for his food. 7. oh and yeah being a downworlder who is seen inferior in the shadow world

3. “Alec, I need you.”- jace. bro does he know anything besides begging Alec for help? I know he doesn’t know yet that Alec was injured but think about someone else for a change. Alec has done everything for Jace and he’s still like “oh I need you to do this.” good on Izzy for shutting that down

4. like Alec is literally injured??????? I’m sorry about Simon but jace has been fixing Simons problems for the last episodes and no one is concerned about Alec- besides Izzy and Magnus

5. “Valentine attacked my home. Alec is injured, we have to go.”- jace. at least he’s finally showing some concern for Alec. and then clary is all like ummmm I can’t because of Simon. he’s finally putting Alec before clary (which is rare) for a change

6. “say that after you get my bill.”- Magnus making everyone but Alec pay heavily for his services will never get old lmao

7. giving Magnus the cold shoulder 😭 Magnus offered free services and Alec declined 🥹

8. well meliorn has just been arrested so sit tight while Izzy finds a way out

9. and Izzy is not having it

10. and also can we talk about meliorn and izzy? I really like the show version of them together. in the books, he doesn’t really give a shit about izzy and Alec eventually kills him. sorry if I spoiled anything but if it’s saving you from reading the books, you’re welcome, I’m happy to provide my services 🥰 I just wish they would have dated a little bit longer. I like Simon with Isabelle but it’s not formed and explored very well

11. Lydia is basically like you told state secrets Isabelle and be lucky you aren’t arrested lmao “I have orders, I never wanted any of this.”-Lydia

12. it’s hard to take sides because I’m on downworlders side for most things so I agree with Izzy but Lydia can’t just go against the clave without anybody backing her up. also we have to remember that she thinks this needs to be done because she couldn’t save her husband and he died. so maybe a part of her thinks this is necessary which infact they’re going to possibly torture a downworlder and that’s still wrong.

13. well now everyone knows that Alec is engaged 😬

14. I love how most of season one Alec is YOU LIED TO ME because literally almost everyone is lying or deceiving Alec

15. “they’re the ones who tarnished the Lightwood name”.-Alec has a good point because Maryse and Robert but mainly Maryse goes on about how Alec and Izzy need to basically be perfect while they committed atrocities in the past. I do think Maryse had growth in the show but they’re expecting Alec to fix their reputation and that’s a lot to put on your son.

16. and this is why we don’t go home after becoming vampires:

17. you almost kill your mother 😭

18. “Simon, we have always been here for each other.”- clary. oh you mean how he’s been there for you? that’s accurate but have we actually seen clary be there for Simon? yes she helps him when he’s kidnapped but he got kidnapped because of her. I’m sorry but I haven’t actually seen clary actually do something for Simon that didn’t benefit her in a way

19. “you call that love? where I come back to this nothing, where I feed, and I have to hide from the sun, and I can’t bare to be by the people that I love.”- Simon go off 🔥 because she is showing that she did it for herself. oh because I love you Simon! yet you never thought how Simon would process this change

20. Simon had every right to be upset with clary

21. the clave treats jace as some valuable being but here the clave finds out that they have had the cup this whole time 😬

22. “She’s risked everything to find it.”-jace. “and we’ve risked everything for her.”-Alec. literally Izzy almost gets deruned as a result of jace wanting to not take sides until clary is involved. they broke many clave rules but that doesn’t matter to jace. I don’t like the clave but I don’t agree with a powerful cup being in the hands of someone like clary or Jocelyn.

23. I don’t know if Alec has really gone too far with meliorn’s arrest because it’s not like he’s issuing these orders but he is following them. so it’s kinda just as bad, you know????? but after learning about his parents betrayal and jace not having his back, Alec most likely feels he’s ran out of options and thinks this might be the best case scenario (just a thought)

part 2 coming right up

[cazuela-time]

i have a few funny moments from chaos shuffle dbd that i have made/want to make into short comics

my duo and a feng were doing a 2 player gen, so i said "imma go look for another one, you stay here" (he went "why do you always leave me with the random??")

so im narrating "bro i dont see any like, flashing lights in the treeline"

i bump into another player accidentally, like literally body slam- they were crouching so i go "oh shiet, my bad man"

it was ghostface

i literally screamed like a maniac bc i didnt expect it at all - we had been on a doctor streak and tbh my brain forgot ghostface existed

we had a nice chase, popped a few gens, he got my entire team- good times

so i started fooling around i think? i always do- im almost always the last one standing and mostly wander around waiting for the killer to get me while doing some bp stuff like cleansing tokens

the game was lowkey draggin a little so i walked around and saw him on the horizon - i flashed my light so he could see me and kill me already (i cannot for the life of me find hatch EVER)

i must have looked hella pitiful bc i started pointing and nodding at him like yea dude just get me

so he let me have hatch and i wish there were emotes so i could blow a kiss to him bro 😔

ive met a lot of friendly killers - i had a 15 game streak where i either escaped, they let us go or i was the last one and i was given hatch

the bell guy- gets all my teammates.

i had given him a crazy chase at the beginning and distracted him like 3 times away from injured players

also once i distracted him by playing him a song and then running away

so it was endgame, i was death hook and i had the BEST PERK EVER

obviously i said to my duo "see you in the lobby" and went to look for the killer

i know there is no proximity chat or anything but i go WAIT WAIT LET IT REFRESH WAIT

i start playin him a song

HE STARTS HITTING HIS BELL AND WE HAVE A DUET

beautiful

he lets me have hatch and i go "thank u for hatch, nice duet <3"

now, solo q' is ass im ngl- so i mostly dont but sometimes i just want some bp

so, solo q moment

legion

i dont really like legion

cool cosmetics tho

do outrageous stuff like clean a totem while killer is momentarily stunned and behind a pallet

i go for the save even though they leave me go 2nd stage

they all die

im like "damn"

its like 3am i need to go to bed

so i go find killer, shes telling me to follow her instead but i tell her no and for her to follow me

i act as a secretary in rpd and tell her to take a seat

have fun

kill me now

she makes me run w her to a room

omg hatch?

love u

and finally, a last anecdote

demogorgon

HOLY FUCK never seen one before - me and duo kinda disappointed but alas

2 people die, one is my duo

Im hiding but i see them die and im like "dang- we have 3 gens to do we aint getting out man, ill see u in lobby in a sec"

killer can hear me

i giggle while hiding in plain sight

killer finds me obviously- but he skips a hook so i start wiggling "Huh?"

makes me do a gen? im like hell yea bp

wants me to go find the other guy "idk where he is" we go underground and see the guy on a gen

do gen

i go "hes gonna backstab us"

he does

downs me and i start wiggling

apparently i ran towards the hatch lol didnt even notice

kills me ( mori kinda boring tbh)

" sorry i needed to do a challenge" bro dont even worry i farmed a lot of bp <3