#bro is like. throwing it down and shit.
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yea bro it goes cracy.
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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the itoshi brothers through the years ...
#sophie's idle chatter#congrats to blue lock for being the only animanga to have itoshi sae and itoshi rin !!!#haha... aha... ha... a...#excuse the mega long rant in tags i just have a lot to say when it comes to the itoshi bros#crying btw haha <33#they changed some lines from the manga in the snow scene...#“we're half-baked. you and me both.”; the whole “screw that...” spiel ..... ourgh........#and the way there was. no music. just silence in their confrontation scene until the moment where sae decided to cut ties#hahah.............#once again the part that always got me in the manga (and now the anime) was where sae still had light in eyes when talking abt being the#best midfielder with rin the best striker bc they could both still have that dream together only for the light to fade when rin refuted#and said hes not the brother he knew with there being no dream if its not the one theyve had all this time.....#sae more than likely believes that if anyone can become the best in the world its rin but is wasting his talent by looking up to the#big brother who couldnt uphold his promise to be the best striker and instead pushes him to the brink so he could forge his own path#to be a striker in his own right without being his saes shadow even if that means having rin hate him in return bc he has always cared#which ofc doesnt invalidate rins feelings bc he has a right to feel betrayed after dedicating so much time to follow a shared dream#with his brother whom in his eyes stomped on it without remorse and left him to eat shit#neither of them are wrong but they both went abt this in the worst way possible haha... a... ....... i hate them.#also very sick of them to have their relationship progressively be depicted from light and dark like. excuse me while i jump out a window.#i need them to have a sit down and talk in the manga like. a whole 20 chapters at least.#ALSO WHAT WAS THAT ADDITIONAL TIME SEGMENT IM GOING TO THROW UP AGAIN HELLO
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Tbh Sebastian Sallow is a charming ass mf but irl I would FOR SURE try to fight him ALL THE TIME
#Sebastian sallow#like bro? call me ignorant I will throw down so quick#don’t need no damn wand#all hands all the time#scrawny ass white boy#my aggressive Polynesian ass could never maintain a healthy relationship with him#dope ass dude sometimes but god DAMN is he a little shit#Ominis is cool though#Ominis would be my friend fr#tbh though I’d mostly just fuck shit up with poppy and natty#they’re more my vibe fr#hogwarts#harry potter#hogwarts legacy#hufflepuff#gryffindor#ravenclaw#slytherin#hogwarts houses#hogwarts oc#hogwarts legacy oc
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager#content#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me#robooty kun
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of course puggos pizzeria has all the bids on the hex prototypes
#bro let someone else have something#everyone in the chat is shit talking him lmaoo#seriously there should be a cap or something. only one hex prototype per person#bc puggo is rich he can just buy whatever he wants#the money is for charity but like hes definitely gonna get all of them#puggos pizzeria after hogging every special fnaf plush so he can have them all and nobody else can then he makes a video#about burning everyones dream merch and throwing merch hes saying hes going to give away out the window#and treating it roughly and squishing it and throwing it down the stairs before giving it to a fan#sorry haterisms are kicking in#btw idk any controversy he may have i just dont like that he hogs everything#i feel like literally any other fnaf content creator would stop at 1 bc they want other people to get a chance lol#pandas.txt#discourse
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shower thoughts:
leon bothering rebecca in her lab while he's sobering up and he is so fucking annoying whining about it but that doesn't stop friendship mom friend from getting his ass coffee and loving him anyway
#laying on her desk like a fucking cat#let's say this is uhhhh rebecca got some science shit....#uhh.... help.... withdrawal..... uhhh studying him... bcuz plaga or something... ?..#why do i see him just laying upside down in a chair#she comes back from a bathroom break and he's perched on top of some cabinets#he's restless and his intrusive thoughts are winning#he has free will and he will start climbing just watch him#and he's in the air ducts for some reason#bro keeps whining and crying#he doesn't know what he wants and rebecca is about to throw books at him
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arakawa's interchangeability between calling sawashiro 'jo' and 'sawashiro' makes me loco cause i cant really discern when he decides to refer to him as one or the other. except i can.
when it comes to 'professional' matters (i.e. explaining the 'arakawa party' to ichi and explaining the coup against aoki) he refers to him as 'sawashiro'
alternatively, when speaking directly to him and personal matters (i.e. asking ichiban for the two of them to get along) he calls him 'jo' (this literally the same scene as the 'arakawa party' bye you might be able to argue this can be a professional matter too tbh ngl--)
so when arakawa calls sawashiro 'jo' while explaining The Murder to ichi on new years day bitch im going to eat dry wall
#snap chats#damn we're already on the next episode of What Mental Illness Does to a Bitch#most unserious and most unprofessional analytical post ik but. but leave me alone IM DUMB#ignore this post. im being insane.#I KNOW ITS A RUSE AND HE'S LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH BUT STILL...#the emotional distress is real... bro said 'nah i cant use workplace names anymore i smoked an entire pack this morning'#DUDE HAD BOOZE AND CIGS FOR BREAKFAST he on that daigo-y2k diet 😭#like it doesnt matter who killed suzu one of his lovelies is going to jail that day 😭#throwing up sorry.... what does it all mean.... why you calling him jo rn... im delusional sorry...#'snap no shit this is a pretty personal instance' I KNOW BUT THIS IS FRAMED MORE AS A CLAN MATTER THING OPPOSED TO A PERSONAL PROBLEM#YK WHAT I MEAN ?? like emphasis is being put on the downfall of the clan opposed to arakawa's personal feelings about losing jo#or. ''''''''losing jo''''''''''#i need to lay down and be normal for five seconds. thats what this all means.#EW TOMORROWS FRIDAY MY MOMS HOME nvm mental illness is full-speed i need every distraction possible
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im writing an au where scar wasnt one of the founding members of boatem and just Pops up one day w his huge wagon, disturbing the very foundation of the village with his salesman grin, and initially it seems hes trying to start an industry there but hes really just running from his fucked up past and trying to make a living and let me just say that NOBODY in universe is enjoying this (he is getting rocks thrown at him by the boatem crew)
#its also just like an alternate universe in general#im imagining he did some very shady deals and now he is being hunted for sport#but he just cant resist the urge to try and sell something to people so hes like “wanna buy my. crystals” to boatem#and theyre like boooo tomato tomato#when he gets nervous he just starts selling shit its in his nature#he doesnt even mean to at this point like hes trying to make a good impression but he just tore down trees with his wagon by accident#bro ruined their farms and they are NOT pleased about it and he is sweating bullets and they are throwing rocks at him#i hate boatem i try to live there and everyone throws rocks at me and screams leave white boy leave#anyways eventually he gets two boyfriends bc they realize Ah. Hes just got many things wrong with his brain. thats actually very attractive#we r at like 6500 words with this. still first chapter territory#bashing head on wall i am not immune to writing new fics about gtws#rosie talks#hermitblr
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you know i've got it bad when i come back to tumblr to rant about my fucking stupid baka life. i am just. i'm chewing and munching and crunching on my own limbs. i had therapy where i talked about [redacted] and that seemed to help it a bit. but i feel like a big stupid idiot that talks too much and lets too much info slip. i feel so vulnerable and i don't even get to be held and loved. i'm getting nearly all the anxiety and pain of being vulnerable and honest in love WITHOUT THE LOVE. i literally want to fucking choke myself out. i want to run into the woods and bite trees like a fucking beaver. i hate how much bigger he is than me because every time i think about it i feel like i'm going to die because i KNOW. i know. how good it would feel to be his little spoon. his hugs are already insanely good. they already make me feel small and held. i just lay here every single day. every single night. and just fucking Yearn bro. i just. imagine. being spooned. and i feel like crawling out of this 3rd story window so i land head first on the concrete. then i might be put out of my gay misery. i shouldn't have to suffer like this, during PRIDE MONTH. catching feelings is homophobic
#i am insane. this is making me insane#genuinely i told my therapist like#i know so much about my brain and my trauma and have all the answers so much of the time#but with love? romance? nothing. zilch. nada.#my life has not been one full of relationships#for various reasons#i've been working a lot on myself in therapy and in transitioning y'know#so i've focused more on that and getting myself to a place where i feel like i can love and be loved without doing or receiving harm#or at least as much harm as i would've when i was less stable/sure of myself#but as a result i have so much unresolved unexamined romantic bullshit#and being fucking in love with someone like this? someone unattainable? yet who keeps doing shit that fucks with that notion???#it's like. this is psychological torture. i swear to god. he's not and i know he isn't because he's so kind but i STG he's fucking with me#like i stg he knows i like him and is fucking with me to see if i'll take the bait and ruin oir friendship#see if i'm the kind of jack ass to make a move on a man in a relationship#i'm not. so i keep trying my best to be chill. then bro looks me up and down and touches me and it's like WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING! BRO!!!!!#i'm going to bed man i'm gonna fucking throw up this shit is killing me i'm so serious rn
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Whenever i see “pro-ship” or “anti” i have this funny thing where i instinctively unfollow… its weird…
I could have followed you for years but as soon as you share some post abt how “kids these days don’t like all my dark sexual fantasies, they must be fascists” I’m gone. I’ve disappeared to another fucking dimension to escape the black hole in your skull where your brain was supposed to be.
#bro please… everyone thinks those things mean different things#its gotten to a point where pro-ship can mean ‘fiction and reality are completely seperate entities and do not affect each other therefore-#i can draw as much children having sex as i want and youre all puritanical baby fascists for not liking me doing this’#or it can just mean ‘i think hannigram is okay to ship plz dont harrass me’#which is it????#if i have to see the word ‘puriteen’ one more fucking time im gonna throw myself into a volcano#shut up ray#there a kinks that im not into that idc abt#just a ‘you do you’ kinda thing#there are kinks that i find gross but do not have a moral issue w/#then there is literal child porn… my guy… i didnt know it was weird to find that shit morally reprehensible..?#no i dont believe those ppl just be harrassed or killed jfc.. but wtf are they posting that shit for???#delete later#if i hit 30 and start whining abt teens not being into the same sex things as me and finding it gross#just shoot me. put me down. its over#teens being weirded put abt adult sex stuff is normal. just leave them alone to grow up instead of calling them names lmao
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There’s a big ass butcher knife laying outside my window and idk if it’s more weird ass trash my upstairs neighbors threw off their balcony or if someone is stashing it there to come murder me later
#no but fr someone above me literally just throws shit down here#like there’s a whole ass diaper box#30 empty water bottles#all kinds of wrappers and shit#like can you not use your trash can?#lots of cigarettes too but at least that is kinda understandable#like why are you just chucking shit off the balcony????#don’t be makin the place look junky bro why are you ruining things
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so tired so, so tired. tired. i'm tired. i'm awake but i'm tired but i would like LEISURE TIME but i am tired but i didn't even finish all my Tasks, my Learning. so tired
#delirious babe that's me#star star star star that's me#something something sacrificing dreams for other dream#s#dreamS#something something give me several million dollars so i can quit jobs forever#several million not because i'm greedy but my horse needs a place to live and that's dumb expensive#the man the myth the legend the monster#i should have just gone in keeps' inbox but we here now#man tumblr rambling i have Missed you#who have i become in the years that pass#i feel ill why are there several things so wrong with me#sat down using my bad shoulder before and realised that shit is Not Healed when will my tricep return from the war#freakin hayfever or whatever irritating the shit out of my throat and filling my stomach with crap#'you look pale' says my boss this morning yeah idk bro i might have like tonsilitus or some shit who knows#damn stomach if we're gonna be like this why don't we just throw up#what else was wrong with me#oh yeah my BASHED ankle from that one chucklehead horse this morning#stupid dumb stupid animals i love you but seriously#if i'd gotten stepped on because that stupid idiot was scared of the DRAIN IN THE BARN FLOOR#ew seven hours left to sleep#take me either backwards or forwards to the days when five hours is sustainable my body is dying#lethargy is Eating Me#anyway anyway anyway anyway
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#i have op blocked now but uh. what a fucking abysmal take.#keep this shit out the main tags what the fuck is wrong w u...#the fact shes actually fkn older than she was in the beginning of the manga.#like bro if someone on the team was a pedo/lolicon i doubt theydve even bothered making her an adult. shes 23...#genuinely stop softening down terms like pedophile. stop throwing them around bc ur anime waifu looks cuter in a certain art style...#stop taking the weight out of those words.... the fuck is wrong w u..
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Everything is so wrong with my tumblr I am grgrrjrjugskgvhgvjbm. Oh my god. What is happening??? The links are broken?? Is it just me? Why is everything breaking????? There's always, ALWAYS an extra https:?//hrefli? smth smth or wtv at the beginning of the url and im like, gurl pls, why is that there, why must you torment me with the extra step of checking the url, deleting that thing, just for the page to load properly. Why is the dash looping, i just saw a post where the user at the reblog was blank, what is going on bro?????
#aria rants#im like... my stress threshold is still like 50% or higher#i dont got enough power in me to deal with the confusing shit my dash is throwing at me. its like hitting me full force on the face#im here for a good time to distract my brain#cuz like it aint anything bad but my... gamer habits...#like every day passes and im reminded of the fact that all my plans for my games came crashing down cuz of my mf phone#im like ohhhhhhh pleeeaaassseeee my sanity#i had plans to get 90k-120k gems in proseka for the cards i want cuz f2pain BUT THAT AINT POSSIBLE NO MORE IM MISSING EVENTS RN#mahoyaku is preparing to release a new halloween themed event and cain has a new ssr in it and i wanna try getting it BUT I CANT--#dont even get me started with my drawings bro ohmygod#i had plans to draw for my au. my ocs. kel's birthday cuz i have like an idea for it (he shares a birthday with elysia from hi3)#i wanted to draw both of em and itd be so cute but AHAH how#akitos birthday is coming up and his birthday gacha i need his birthday card and its the only gacha i can have so many akitos#ive been playing terrible facebook games yall im going through it#have i told yall that mahoyaku anni is also creeping near
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#the way that man spoke to me cause i used to fire extinguisher was so shameful though#like not only did dude keep telling me im a good for nothing dumb ass repeatedly in Spanish for two hours straight#bro was legit trying to gas light me like he had it under control#dude thought it was a gas fire and was adding water to it making it way worse.#he was telling us we dont need the fire extinguisher put it back#next thing i see is it getting bigger and bigger and my mom and grandma freaking out#all the while he is just staring at the fire getting bigger from his dumb mistake#bro legit spent two hours throwing the pans of food around saying this aint worth a shit#tell the family not to come over this shit is fucked there is no food#STILL calling me the worst things in Spanish legit shameful activities not even the good for nothing dumbass was that bad but#the other stuff i don't even want to mention was so shameful#then to raise his voice at my mom and grandma that's where i crossed the line and told him to leave to his moms house or go to the garage#“ you aren't doing anything positive for this situation could you please leave to your moms or to the garage”#“your screaming cussing and tantrum is doing nothing for us the house was almost caught on fire and you're still worried about food grow up”#like seriously my guy you are damn near 60 throwing tantrums like that i get that it was a high stress situation#but staring at the fire doing nothing but trying to spray more water seeing it get better just to stare stuck wasn't helping#I had to use that fire extinguisher or it would have gotten so much worse so so so much worse. i do not regret using it.#i rather have a home i have to clean dry fire extinguisher chemicals than a home i have to clean up burned up house. thats just facts#i just don't like when they come at me like calm down dont say anything to him like he isnt a grown ass man too tell him to calm down lol#im legit speaking in a normal tone bro over there screaming 😂 tell him to calm down and stop talking to me the way he is talking#but no i get told to calm down 😔 just gas light me pls no pun intended
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