#bro is like. throwing it down and shit.
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yea bro it goes cracy.
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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do you think he designed the eye of zaun logo pre-drowning and it got REALLY ironic after, or did silco sit himself down to come up with a symbol for the revolution and go “i’ll write your sins in neon lights, bitch” after vander was already long dead
#petty as hell silco i love it#actually the eye of zaun logo is so fire like. bestie put down the drug trafficking and go to art school this is cool as hell#silco arcane#arcane silco#silco#silco appreciation#young silco#obvious flop post but idk. ive been having silco thoughts after his headshots were released#because like#holy shit vander had it coming. bros face was RIPPED OPEN#and for what!#throwing a molotov at a riot??? to try and stop his friend from being arrested?????#and yet he still forgave vander like. stand up#(obvi i get why he forgave vander in the au and in canon to a degree but like. me personally i would NOT let that slide)#god my head hurts. colds should be abolished
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Tbh Sebastian Sallow is a charming ass mf but irl I would FOR SURE try to fight him ALL THE TIME
#Sebastian sallow#like bro? call me ignorant I will throw down so quick#don’t need no damn wand#all hands all the time#scrawny ass white boy#my aggressive Polynesian ass could never maintain a healthy relationship with him#dope ass dude sometimes but god DAMN is he a little shit#Ominis is cool though#Ominis would be my friend fr#tbh though I’d mostly just fuck shit up with poppy and natty#they’re more my vibe fr#hogwarts#harry potter#hogwarts legacy#hufflepuff#gryffindor#ravenclaw#slytherin#hogwarts houses#hogwarts oc#hogwarts legacy oc
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of course puggos pizzeria has all the bids on the hex prototypes
#bro let someone else have something#everyone in the chat is shit talking him lmaoo#seriously there should be a cap or something. only one hex prototype per person#bc puggo is rich he can just buy whatever he wants#the money is for charity but like hes definitely gonna get all of them#puggos pizzeria after hogging every special fnaf plush so he can have them all and nobody else can then he makes a video#about burning everyones dream merch and throwing merch hes saying hes going to give away out the window#and treating it roughly and squishing it and throwing it down the stairs before giving it to a fan#sorry haterisms are kicking in#btw idk any controversy he may have i just dont like that he hogs everything#i feel like literally any other fnaf content creator would stop at 1 bc they want other people to get a chance lol#pandas.txt#discourse
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shower thoughts:
leon bothering rebecca in her lab while he's sobering up and he is so fucking annoying whining about it but that doesn't stop friendship mom friend from getting his ass coffee and loving him anyway
#laying on her desk like a fucking cat#let's say this is uhhhh rebecca got some science shit....#uhh.... help.... withdrawal..... uhhh studying him... bcuz plaga or something... ?..#why do i see him just laying upside down in a chair#she comes back from a bathroom break and he's perched on top of some cabinets#he's restless and his intrusive thoughts are winning#he has free will and he will start climbing just watch him#and he's in the air ducts for some reason#bro keeps whining and crying#he doesn't know what he wants and rebecca is about to throw books at him
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arakawa's interchangeability between calling sawashiro 'jo' and 'sawashiro' makes me loco cause i cant really discern when he decides to refer to him as one or the other. except i can.
when it comes to 'professional' matters (i.e. explaining the 'arakawa party' to ichi and explaining the coup against aoki) he refers to him as 'sawashiro'
alternatively, when speaking directly to him and personal matters (i.e. asking ichiban for the two of them to get along) he calls him 'jo' (this literally the same scene as the 'arakawa party' bye you might be able to argue this can be a professional matter too tbh ngl--)
so when arakawa calls sawashiro 'jo' while explaining The Murder to ichi on new years day bitch im going to eat dry wall
#snap chats#damn we're already on the next episode of What Mental Illness Does to a Bitch#most unserious and most unprofessional analytical post ik but. but leave me alone IM DUMB#ignore this post. im being insane.#I KNOW ITS A RUSE AND HE'S LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH BUT STILL...#the emotional distress is real... bro said 'nah i cant use workplace names anymore i smoked an entire pack this morning'#DUDE HAD BOOZE AND CIGS FOR BREAKFAST he on that daigo-y2k diet 😭#like it doesnt matter who killed suzu one of his lovelies is going to jail that day 😭#throwing up sorry.... what does it all mean.... why you calling him jo rn... im delusional sorry...#'snap no shit this is a pretty personal instance' I KNOW BUT THIS IS FRAMED MORE AS A CLAN MATTER THING OPPOSED TO A PERSONAL PROBLEM#YK WHAT I MEAN ?? like emphasis is being put on the downfall of the clan opposed to arakawa's personal feelings about losing jo#or. ''''''''losing jo''''''''''#i need to lay down and be normal for five seconds. thats what this all means.#EW TOMORROWS FRIDAY MY MOMS HOME nvm mental illness is full-speed i need every distraction possible
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im writing an au where scar wasnt one of the founding members of boatem and just Pops up one day w his huge wagon, disturbing the very foundation of the village with his salesman grin, and initially it seems hes trying to start an industry there but hes really just running from his fucked up past and trying to make a living and let me just say that NOBODY in universe is enjoying this (he is getting rocks thrown at him by the boatem crew)
#its also just like an alternate universe in general#im imagining he did some very shady deals and now he is being hunted for sport#but he just cant resist the urge to try and sell something to people so hes like “wanna buy my. crystals” to boatem#and theyre like boooo tomato tomato#when he gets nervous he just starts selling shit its in his nature#he doesnt even mean to at this point like hes trying to make a good impression but he just tore down trees with his wagon by accident#bro ruined their farms and they are NOT pleased about it and he is sweating bullets and they are throwing rocks at him#i hate boatem i try to live there and everyone throws rocks at me and screams leave white boy leave#anyways eventually he gets two boyfriends bc they realize Ah. Hes just got many things wrong with his brain. thats actually very attractive#we r at like 6500 words with this. still first chapter territory#bashing head on wall i am not immune to writing new fics about gtws#rosie talks#hermitblr
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you know i've got it bad when i come back to tumblr to rant about my fucking stupid baka life. i am just. i'm chewing and munching and crunching on my own limbs. i had therapy where i talked about [redacted] and that seemed to help it a bit. but i feel like a big stupid idiot that talks too much and lets too much info slip. i feel so vulnerable and i don't even get to be held and loved. i'm getting nearly all the anxiety and pain of being vulnerable and honest in love WITHOUT THE LOVE. i literally want to fucking choke myself out. i want to run into the woods and bite trees like a fucking beaver. i hate how much bigger he is than me because every time i think about it i feel like i'm going to die because i KNOW. i know. how good it would feel to be his little spoon. his hugs are already insanely good. they already make me feel small and held. i just lay here every single day. every single night. and just fucking Yearn bro. i just. imagine. being spooned. and i feel like crawling out of this 3rd story window so i land head first on the concrete. then i might be put out of my gay misery. i shouldn't have to suffer like this, during PRIDE MONTH. catching feelings is homophobic
#i am insane. this is making me insane#genuinely i told my therapist like#i know so much about my brain and my trauma and have all the answers so much of the time#but with love? romance? nothing. zilch. nada.#my life has not been one full of relationships#for various reasons#i've been working a lot on myself in therapy and in transitioning y'know#so i've focused more on that and getting myself to a place where i feel like i can love and be loved without doing or receiving harm#or at least as much harm as i would've when i was less stable/sure of myself#but as a result i have so much unresolved unexamined romantic bullshit#and being fucking in love with someone like this? someone unattainable? yet who keeps doing shit that fucks with that notion???#it's like. this is psychological torture. i swear to god. he's not and i know he isn't because he's so kind but i STG he's fucking with me#like i stg he knows i like him and is fucking with me to see if i'll take the bait and ruin oir friendship#see if i'm the kind of jack ass to make a move on a man in a relationship#i'm not. so i keep trying my best to be chill. then bro looks me up and down and touches me and it's like WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING! BRO!!!!!#i'm going to bed man i'm gonna fucking throw up this shit is killing me i'm so serious rn
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There’s a big ass butcher knife laying outside my window and idk if it’s more weird ass trash my upstairs neighbors threw off their balcony or if someone is stashing it there to come murder me later
#no but fr someone above me literally just throws shit down here#like there’s a whole ass diaper box#30 empty water bottles#all kinds of wrappers and shit#like can you not use your trash can?#lots of cigarettes too but at least that is kinda understandable#like why are you just chucking shit off the balcony????#don’t be makin the place look junky bro why are you ruining things
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so tired so, so tired. tired. i'm tired. i'm awake but i'm tired but i would like LEISURE TIME but i am tired but i didn't even finish all my Tasks, my Learning. so tired
#delirious babe that's me#star star star star that's me#something something sacrificing dreams for other dream#s#dreamS#something something give me several million dollars so i can quit jobs forever#several million not because i'm greedy but my horse needs a place to live and that's dumb expensive#the man the myth the legend the monster#i should have just gone in keeps' inbox but we here now#man tumblr rambling i have Missed you#who have i become in the years that pass#i feel ill why are there several things so wrong with me#sat down using my bad shoulder before and realised that shit is Not Healed when will my tricep return from the war#freakin hayfever or whatever irritating the shit out of my throat and filling my stomach with crap#'you look pale' says my boss this morning yeah idk bro i might have like tonsilitus or some shit who knows#damn stomach if we're gonna be like this why don't we just throw up#what else was wrong with me#oh yeah my BASHED ankle from that one chucklehead horse this morning#stupid dumb stupid animals i love you but seriously#if i'd gotten stepped on because that stupid idiot was scared of the DRAIN IN THE BARN FLOOR#ew seven hours left to sleep#take me either backwards or forwards to the days when five hours is sustainable my body is dying#lethargy is Eating Me#anyway anyway anyway anyway
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Everything is so wrong with my tumblr I am grgrrjrjugskgvhgvjbm. Oh my god. What is happening??? The links are broken?? Is it just me? Why is everything breaking????? There's always, ALWAYS an extra https:?//hrefli? smth smth or wtv at the beginning of the url and im like, gurl pls, why is that there, why must you torment me with the extra step of checking the url, deleting that thing, just for the page to load properly. Why is the dash looping, i just saw a post where the user at the reblog was blank, what is going on bro?????
#aria rants#im like... my stress threshold is still like 50% or higher#i dont got enough power in me to deal with the confusing shit my dash is throwing at me. its like hitting me full force on the face#im here for a good time to distract my brain#cuz like it aint anything bad but my... gamer habits...#like every day passes and im reminded of the fact that all my plans for my games came crashing down cuz of my mf phone#im like ohhhhhhh pleeeaaassseeee my sanity#i had plans to get 90k-120k gems in proseka for the cards i want cuz f2pain BUT THAT AINT POSSIBLE NO MORE IM MISSING EVENTS RN#mahoyaku is preparing to release a new halloween themed event and cain has a new ssr in it and i wanna try getting it BUT I CANT--#dont even get me started with my drawings bro ohmygod#i had plans to draw for my au. my ocs. kel's birthday cuz i have like an idea for it (he shares a birthday with elysia from hi3)#i wanted to draw both of em and itd be so cute but AHAH how#akitos birthday is coming up and his birthday gacha i need his birthday card and its the only gacha i can have so many akitos#ive been playing terrible facebook games yall im going through it#have i told yall that mahoyaku anni is also creeping near
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me: god i just need you to let me get this chapter to 8k words i know i can do it please i actually got kudos and hits and subs and i don't wanna keep them waiting forever for chapter 2, just let me have this so i can post it i'm already a week behind please please please please
god: fine. here's 13k+ words. you still haven't finished the chapter tho. barely moved the plot even. and you have to beta read and edit it yourself now. you're welcome.
me:
#txt#virgil vents#i'm losing my mind.#THIS IS GETTING SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHY AM I AT 25K WORDS IN TWO CHAPTERS#WHOS EVEN GONNA READ THIS!!!!!!!!!#i'm annoyed with myself. truly#i WILL be posting ch 2 by this weekend. so fucking help me.#i'll literally throw myself off a bridge otherwise i just need it done bc ch 3 i already know how to write. but wrapping this shit up??? UG#and now i gotta go back through all of it too and like. make sure it flows okay#spoiler alert it doesn't#and ia m suffering#and i need nick to hurry up and read ch 1 so he can help me with ch 2 because#why is it so long#it's literally just. 13k words of viktor being in denial#like... hello????#jesus. i'm almost done at least.#just like wrapping up some loose ends and then actually completing the plot line#idk why but getting that plot foundation apparently needed 25k words.#25k words to establish that they're both pathetically oblivious and down bad. and making fake contracts about strap ons#what is my life bro#lmao#amsatasm#also i don't believe in god. it's just myself fucking me over here lmao.#ao3
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#the way that man spoke to me cause i used to fire extinguisher was so shameful though#like not only did dude keep telling me im a good for nothing dumb ass repeatedly in Spanish for two hours straight#bro was legit trying to gas light me like he had it under control#dude thought it was a gas fire and was adding water to it making it way worse.#he was telling us we dont need the fire extinguisher put it back#next thing i see is it getting bigger and bigger and my mom and grandma freaking out#all the while he is just staring at the fire getting bigger from his dumb mistake#bro legit spent two hours throwing the pans of food around saying this aint worth a shit#tell the family not to come over this shit is fucked there is no food#STILL calling me the worst things in Spanish legit shameful activities not even the good for nothing dumbass was that bad but#the other stuff i don't even want to mention was so shameful#then to raise his voice at my mom and grandma that's where i crossed the line and told him to leave to his moms house or go to the garage#“ you aren't doing anything positive for this situation could you please leave to your moms or to the garage”#“your screaming cussing and tantrum is doing nothing for us the house was almost caught on fire and you're still worried about food grow up”#like seriously my guy you are damn near 60 throwing tantrums like that i get that it was a high stress situation#but staring at the fire doing nothing but trying to spray more water seeing it get better just to stare stuck wasn't helping#I had to use that fire extinguisher or it would have gotten so much worse so so so much worse. i do not regret using it.#i rather have a home i have to clean dry fire extinguisher chemicals than a home i have to clean up burned up house. thats just facts#i just don't like when they come at me like calm down dont say anything to him like he isnt a grown ass man too tell him to calm down lol#im legit speaking in a normal tone bro over there screaming 😂 tell him to calm down and stop talking to me the way he is talking#but no i get told to calm down 😔 just gas light me pls no pun intended
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Fratboy! Sukuna
Pairings - Fratboy! Sukuna x Nerdy Brat! reader (my pairings are so extra LMAO)
Warnings - college AU, public play, fingering, oral ( f and m recieving) cum swallowing, rough sex, size kink, ass smacking, hair pulling, teasing, drinking, weed smoking, reader AND Kuna talking shit, Kuna whimpering, overall silly ass hcs with smut (this was a request for Kuna from Took you Like a Shot)
I should be working on my wips but instead have over 3k words of Sukuna smut <3 Now back to those lol!!

Fratboy! Sukuna was the king of this damn college, everyone knew him, whether it was as a friend, a hook up, crush or a rival. Running the frat with Suguru and Satoru, the three of them constantly had parties, and Sukuna was the best out of the three at beer pong by far. He's never lost a match in the three years of college, not once. So when he sees a nerdy little thing challenge him - a girl he's only seen with her head in a book passing by and maybe thought how pretty she was but - he scoffs, looking down at her. At you.
Fratboy! Sukuna has his crowd around him, so many girls fawn over him, one has his beer in her hand and gives him sip, one has his blunt lit, giving him hits. Another is holding his water bottle, all while he's in a ridiculous toga, that shows far too much of his toned, tatted physique. You try to ignore it as you adjust your own outfit, feeling ridiculous in it, but Sukuna couldn't stop thinking of how good that white dress looked on your skin, glinting under the lights. Dumb shit he shouldn't be thinking while high off his ass and lit, but it's there. 'What ya waiting for, brat, hmm? Scared I'll win?' He asks then across the table, with a big grin, and you glare up at him. 'No way, you'll see, it's all about math'
Fratboy! Sukuna bursts into laughter, and you itch to smack his arguably far too handsome face, while his girls all giggle around him. But Satoru comes over, murmuring in your ear then - 'he thinks you're hot, use it to your advantage' you gasp, looking at the white haired leader of the frat then. 'No way!?' He just smirks, and Sukuna scowls at you across the long beer pong table now. You sigh, there is so much Axe body spray and love spell, cigarette smoke and stale beer in the air, it's nice to inhale whatever fancy cologne Satoru wears for a moment. 'Distract him, pookie' you laugh softly, unbelieving when he runs back over to Sukuna, who bounces a ball right in your first cup.
Fratboy! Sukuna has said you're pretty many times but he didn't need Satoru to rat him out, he doesn't want to admit that he's shy around you. He's not shy around anyone, you're just an outlier, an annoyance really, leaning forward now and showing far too much of your pretty breasts in that dress, sinking a ball right into his cup then. Sukuna's cock starts throbbing from the look in your pretty eyes behind those glasses. 'Beginners luck, tch' he grumbles, you giggle a bit, sipping on your drink. 'Oh yeah? We'll see huh?' and you proceed to annihilate his ass at at, a girl taking down the 'big, bad Sukuna' like it's fucking nothing, making him angrier with every bounce.
Fratboy! Sukuna glares daggers at you across the crowded party, which many have gathered to watch the downfall of him, you have two of his cups left and he's only gotten one of yours, torn between wanting to fuck you right on this table and wanting to show you up for your little attitude. His red eyes glint then, he's so focused on how you look he's fucking up every throw, and now his friends are all making fun of him while you have the audacity to giggle. When you sink the last ball in, two boys from the frat lift you up on their shoulders, and you giggle, arms up in the air while he pouts, crossing his arms and looking away. 'She beat your ass bro-' Sukuna shoots a death glare at Suguru now, who's too high to care, laughing so hard he's almost snorting a long with Satoru. 'Oh fuck both of you. I'm just... off tonight or something'
Fratboy! Sukuna watches as you beat everyone at fucking beer pong, it's actually stupid how good you are. He ends up standing next to you, smoking on his blunt as he watches your technique, so close he can inhale whatever sweet scent you wear, filling his nostrils then and making his mouth itch to taste you. Do you taste as good as you smell? You look back then, lips parted as he's sniffing your neck without noticing what he's doing. 'Are you sniffing me, Sukuna?' he glares now, standing up and shaking his head. 'Tch, you wish, I just... y'know, I wanna make a bet with you' he can't admit that he absolutely was just sniffing you, no way. Your eyes light up the challenge. 'Oh, what bet?' you ask, tilting your head now, when he leans low, a hand brushing across your waist over thin cheap costume fabric, it's nothing to prevent his big hand from burning your skin.
Fratboy! Sukuna feels you trembling as he stands behind you now, his hard body against your back, and you try to focus, but he's fucking up your senses far more than any sips of beer you've had. 'I bet you can't stay quiet with my fingers in you. Ah, you nervous now, brat?' his whisper against your ear makes your cunt clench and throb with need, you look back at him with wide eyes, while he smirks at you, raising a thick brow, while his full lips are far too close. 'Oh yeah, what do I win if I can?' your ask shocks him, he assumed you'd be more... shy, but your challenge is all over your face, and you feel his hardness pressing against your back now, he wonders if you feel the precum leaking at the thought of touching you, pressing harder, your hands gripping the flimsy pong table. 'If you win, I'll drink that pussy up and have you cum all over my face,' you jerk when he touches you secretly, as if he's just hugging on you, but he's teasing your clit already, whispering - 'and if you win?'
Fratboy! Sukuna chuckles, pink locks falling just so over his arrogant brow, big ass grin with his straight white teeth glinting as he looks down at you. 'If I win, well...' he's whispering in your ear, making you tremble now, while you land another winning shot, and his typical girls look over jealously at the two of you, but he completely ignores them. 'You'll suck me till I cum, and you'll have to grind on my leg all fucking pathetic' you glare now at him, teeth clenching while he slips a finger under the slit of your gown, hidden firmly by your dress and the table. 'You're so arrogant, you wish I would. I'd make you whimper like a little bitch' Sukuna scowls deep now, at your fucking arrogance, but also... how dare you have done that to anyone but him!? The thought pisses him off irrationally. Makes him want to make sure your cunt remembers his shape and no one else's. 'Think you're so good at it, brat? Tch, we'll see.' You smile now, too pretty for him to focus, shaking your head. 'No, we'll see if you're any good at eating pussy'
Fratboy! Sukuna has clearly had you pegged all wrong, thinking you're some cute innocent thing when you have a mouth like that, wracking him with images of you on your knees, lips wrapped around his tip, when he finds you under your panties. He hardly holds back his moan, feeling your slick cunt pouring against his fingers. 'If you make noise, don't you lose?' you whisper, he smirks at you then, finding your clit and watching your eyes flutter shut, feeling her twitch under his fingertips. 'Focus on that game huh? before you lose' you clench your teeth again, hips shifting as wetness pours out, Sukuna casually sips his beer as if he's not rolling perfect patterns on your little twitchy clit, and you throw another ball as if you're not dying to grind against that hard cock pressing insistently.
Fratboy! Sukuna has met his match at beer pong, but he hears your soft whimper when he teases a kiss on your bare shoulder, running his fingers up and down your slit, and that sharp intake of breath as he feels your tight cunt gripping as he slides a thick digit in. 'You doin' okay, brat? so fuckin wet from some touches?' you glare again but it's interrupted by the squelching sound of your wetness in both of your ears and your gasp, which you bite back before shaking your head. 'I'm good' is all you manage, hearing his chuckle, when he inserts another finger, stretching you out. You thank God for loud ass music and laughter, or you swear your cunt was so loud people would hear. 'greedy cunt, she wants more, huh?' you say nothing, focusing on the cups, missing your ball then, frustrated and overheated, Sukuna watches the blush dance on your cheeks as his fingers curl up in your soppy little hole. 'Aw, poor baby is fucking up her shots'
Fratboy! Sukuna would love to lose to you, to bury his face in the soaking cunt drooling down his fingers, but part of him also wants to win because he always does, and fucking that bratty mouth just makes his cock twitch against his toga. He's lost in how tight you are, your little wiggles and gasps as he holds you against him, fingers hitting that spongy spot while he leans over, an arm braced on the table, the asshole actually holds conversations, grinning while you're about to cum. You try to hold back, cunt pulsing now, vision blurred by how good they feel, thighs trembling as slick pours down your inner thighs now, making it slippery and messy, gulping down a bottle of water and almost choking while he thumbs your clit at the same time, leaning close. 'How ya doing, beer pong champion?' his mocking tone should infuriate you, but all you wanna do is cum, and it's like he knows, but you swallow it down, smiling. 'I'm great!'
Fratboy! Sukuna god his jaw just drops when you win that tournament, not making barely a noise despite how wet you are, how jerky your hips are moving, you swallow that water and smile victoriously when he sighs, removing his fingers, leaving your cunt aching. 'Fuck, guess I might as well see what I'm in for' he murmurs, dejected at losing, he never loses, and he pulled out all the stops on that cunt. He takes his fingers then, sucking you off him casually, cheeks hollowing, making your tummy flip as he does, when his eyes flutter shut and he moans as he tastes you, it all feels too real then. All the shit talking didn't prepare you for how sexy he would look, what that action would do to your body and mind. His red eyes are so dilated they look fucking black when he grips your wrist now, leaning low - 'you won, brat, let's go, now'
Fratboy! Sukuna drags you behind him unceremoniously to his room then, and instead of kissing you or letting you touch him, he immediately locks the door, getting on his knees in front of you, a hot open mouthed kiss on your thigh as it trembles. 'Sukuna, just because you won doesn't mean you have to... I can- ah!' he's already eyeing your soaking wet cunt, so drenched your panties are sticking to you, the outline apparent, his breath on your inner thigh making matter worse. 'A bet is a bet, but I'd be eating you even if you won' he curses under his breath at the vulnerable statement, but you ease against his door then, relaxing, and brushing silky pink locks back. 'You would?' he just scoffs now, attitude back, glaring as he slips your panties off, you eye a collection of them then on his dresser and glare. 'You're not keeping them!' he chuckles now, nipping your inner thigh. 'will you just shut up and...' he laps at your cunt now, earning you banging your head against the door as you hiss, hips bucking. 'Can't even take one lick, huh?'
Fratboy! Sukuna talks a lot of shit to cover up the fact that you have the prettiest pussy he's seen, in fact he doesn't think anything will compare to it now, the taste sweet like your scent - no, sweeter - if he was a little bitch maybe he'd write some dumb poem about that flavor, but instead all you get is a husky - fuck - while he devours your soppy little cunt now, teasing and flicking your clit until he latches his mouth. 'mnh! oh my God, I... ngh!' you're reduced to nothing while he worships you on his knees, dressed like some goddess and he's sipping the finest nectar, red eyes darting up while you tug at his locks, hurting his scalp and making him harder while you do. 'Sukuna, m'close! fuck...' him edging you early didn't help matters, he just grins against you, wicked tongue flicking just so, teeth nipping your clit until you shatter for him, orgasm rocking your body until you can't see, gushing arousal down this man's face, and he drinks it all up too.
Fratboy! Sukuna almost cums licking you, finally pulling back and standing, hovering so tall over you, you almost fall so he wraps and arm around your waist. 'No talking shit, huh? where's all that attitude, brat?' you just yank him down by the golden leaf on his toga, whispering - 'shut up, Sukuna' and kiss him, tasting your arousal on his lips, before shoving him on his bed now, earning a shocked look on the huge man's face. Sukuna lifts and lifts heavy, and you're literally tiny and nothing in comparison - he plays football, he's an athlete, but he's weak kneed from you, helpless and irritated about it. You straddle him, your glasses fogging up from your kisses, and he grips your hips, hands shaking as he slips up your dress, and you reveal him, flushing. 'No boxers, you're so slutty, Sukuna' your words end him, he whimpers when you touch his tip with your finger, already leaking precum, you lap it off your thumb- and that's when he really knows he had you wrong. You're a little fucking freak, smiling down at him, cunt leaking down against his thick muscled thighs. 'You're yummy too - ah!'
Fratboy! Sukuna scowls at your audacity, lifting you up by your hips, as you view all of his huge, veiny cock, so big you know you can't take it, no guy is even close that you've been with, but you sure will fucking try. You figure he'll ease you on it, as he holds you up in the damn air and you flail, before he slides you all the way down his length in one stroke and you scream out. He groans as he feels it, smirking up at you under sooty pink lashes, watching your eyes roll back, your hips wiggle in his firm hold. 'Can't take it, brat?' he taunts, lifting and dragging you down that veiny length again, and you try to scowl back, but fail, moaning. 'I can, I can fuck give me a minute... monster cock what the f-fuck...' he's chuckling with delight, but you're clenching again, just making him moan himself, as he starts fucking up into your cunt, and it burns- the fucking stretch so intense you feel like he's splitting you in half, but you want it, fuck you want it - him slamming that cervix over and over.
Fratboy! Sukuna almost busts quick, stopping then, flipping you over until you're on your hands and knees, wrapping your hair around his first and sliding his cock back in, watching how small your cunt is compared to it. 'Making it disappear, such a good little slut for me, aren't you?' he's talking shit you'd never deal with but you like it from him, damn him. He's splitting you apart with every thrust, watching the creamy ring form at the base while both of your costumes barely hang on, he's scrunching it up your hips, smacking the fuck out of you as he pulls your hair so hard, and you just whine out - 'more, fuck, please more' and Sukuna gives it to you. He fucks you until you're drooling, heavy balls smacking that clit and making you cum, milking him already as your gummy walls grip and spasm, he smacks you again, watching his hand print form and groaning. 'you're so sweet like this, this what you wanted?'
Fratboy! Sukuna expects you to argue but you're too far gone, fucked from one orgasm into another, the smacks of skin loud in his room, while you grip his sheets and he presses your head down, fucking harder and harder, so hard you don't know if you can take it, you have to take off your glasses and shove them aside, burying your face against his bed. His cock fills you so good it's unbearable, all you can do is cry out into his bed while he's whispering utter filth - 'made f'me, isn't she?' you just nod weakly at it. 'Perfect cunt, aw you can't talk now, brat huh?' you just whine out, there was clearly a way to make you less competitive and that was getting railed in a frat house by Sukuna.
Fratboy! Sukuna barely pulls out in time, crying out and whining again as he cums, jerking his cock while you catch your breath, you struggle to get up, cunt fucking aching, turning to watch him. With his clean hand he hands you your glasses, as you slip them on and watch cum still oozing out of the hole of his reddened tip, so much cum. Your thighs quiver as you eye him now, as the two of you just sit there in the quiet for a moment, then you shock him, shoving him on his back again, breasts spilling and making him twitch with more need. 'Let me clean you up, Sukuna, it's the least I can do. Made you make all that noise, didn't I?' He glares at you, but once you're sucking all that cum off him with an expert tongue, and sliding him deep down your throat, until he's licked clean, he's gotta admit - you really were better at everything than him.

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TME people really do throw out the tactical ''bro' on purpose in online arguments. Like they're setting a trap and they win either way. I don't think it's always a cognitive decision, but they fucking know somewhere that's what they're doing. The options for the doll are to either take the punitive misgendering, or object and get made out as the crazy, angry tranny cuz they have plausible deniability.
Trans women truly are at the intersection of trans ness and womanhood, like this is the same fucking playbook every anti feminist man-on-the-street video has used for the last 15 years at least: say something inflammatory but plausibly deniable in a calm tone, get the woman to call you on your bullshit, and say "woahhh calm down I'm just asking questions." Then everyone who is feminist-in-name-only gets to go "I'm a feminist/I don't even agree with this guy/etc. , but this woman is CRAZY," and bam, the provoked is sold as the provocateur. It's the same exact shit my drunk of a mother did to me as a teen--it's the double bind, you react, you lose, you don't react, you lose.
And like the thing is, I do believe people when they say they bro people all the time. I call people "girl" all the time, like ill refer to my cishet dude friends as girl, like "girlllll why did I say yes to this..." But like if I were experiencing 'good-faith' conflict with one of them, I wouldn't be calling them that, not even cuz it would be "misgendering," but because it would feel like talking down to them and showing them a lack of respect, like I wouldn't be calling them 'bro' in that moment either. So like, when you're having a conflict with a tranny, you get to talk down to her, show her you don't fucking respect her, and misgender her, AND you get to do it consequence free. All that's missing is coffee and a blowjob.
Idk, it just frustrates me to no end that so many fuckin "queer, fuck terfs, trans women are women types" are so stoked that they have acceptable targets to bully and push around like they just got a Daily Wire gig.
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