#bro is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

[tylerssblurry]

tyler joseph is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

[scarletsp1der]

𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👅💦

[scp230kinnie]

:3 hey.

Uhm, hope I'm not overwhelming you but,

How would hyunsu and monster hyunsu react to a reader who's really unbothered by his monster side? Like lowkey they're a monster fucker type person? I especially wanna know how monster Hyun-su would react!!!

Feel free to ignore if it's too much!!!

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE SAME PERSON REQUESTING THESE AND ILY

Yasss okay I’m craving sweet home things (hyperfixation core)

SPOILERS FOR SWEET HOME SEASON 2 AND 3

GOD HES SO FINE

Cha Hyun-Su x monsterfucker reader headcanons

Cringe ass name but it’s funny as hell😭

Not smut just saying😒 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s

Once again not proofread, many hours of not sleeping and an insane sweet home hyperfixation

Probably ooc but I don’t care

We’re gonna say reader is human in this

The monster side of him would be hella confused

After a while he would lowkey be kind of into it maybe?

In season 2, right after the whole monsters and humans can’t coexist thing he would try to distance himself a little bit, but ultimately it wouldn’t work cause we r determined as hell

It would take some getting used to, but eventually he’d realize that you’re not just using him

LETS SAY YOURE TAKING THE PLACE OF EUN-YU OKAY (I’m getting excited I need to tone it down)

Okay so the monster version of him realizes that you are one of his desires, and since human him wants to protect you, so does monster him

Ofc at first he would think that the human version of himself is weak and pathetic for liking/caring about you

Eventually, like in s3, he realizes that since one side of him likes you, he couldn’t hurt you

I feel like monster hyun-su would be almost… possessive? At least once he gets used to everything?

Human hyun-su would be a lot more careful.

He’d feel a little surprised that you are unbothered by his monster side and still like him

I don’t wanna say he’d distance himself, cause he definitely still wants to be close to you, but he would keep you at a safe distance.

One where you can still be close to him, but so that he can’t accidentally hurt you

He would however be really grateful that you still like him despite the monster side.

This poor man just needs a break bro

You would need to convince him that you’re 100% sure you’re unbothered by his monster side

Needs an insane amount of reassurance

If he accidentally hurt you in his monster form he would actually never forgive himself

I feel like if you met within season 1, he’d trust you a lot more, for a few reasons idk

But if you met in s2/s3, it would take a little bit more convincing, even if you do somehow bond that quickly

Nevermind I forgot season 2 is literally like the span of a year I’m sure it’s fine

Ultimately both his monster side and human side are grateful you still like/love him and care for him

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Sorry if this is shit

That man is absolutely majestic dear lawrd

More sweet home requests pls I’ll smooch everyone

[heliswife]

hey hey :3 may i request my pookie bears ni-ki and sunghoon w a reader that's like. crazy. like insanely 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 they need help. /j just like a reckless reader!

ty my 4lifer ily 😇😇

NI-KI AND SUNGHOON REQUEST FROM OOMF❗ AND THE CROWD CHEERS

p. sunghoon

hes an introvert, but he's a loud one at that

I mean, he has some of his members who are a bit... insane at times so he's probably used to that

karaoke dates where you two are just screaming the song..

yeah I'm thinking like the video where sunghoon is just belting pass the mic lyrics while one of the members is working out(?)

is lowkey concerned for you sometimes. hashtag free sunghoon

bro could be full zoned out and you'd snap him out of it immediately with some out of context ass thing you say 😭

n. riki

this man WILL match your freak

have you seen how he behaves with Jake?

if you're anything like that, he'd definitely find you super fun to hang out with

some of the older members will have to babysit yall cause you two cannot be trusted alone 😭

late night spontaneous trips together to a super market where yall just goof around the whole time >>>>>

don't make him do anything too cutesy if you want to live 💔

other than that he's down to do anything with his pookie wookie partner <3

[julysn]

Hiii! <3 I love your work and it’s so good!! I was wondering if you could do P⭐️rnstar!Kyle headcanons? (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) And maybe y/n is also a p⭐️rnstar? You can skip this if you’re uncomfy!

𝓝otes ⋆ this is the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 request i’ve gotten yet 😭 i fw it. honestly i fw it. also first sp request oh my god!! everyone CHEERED and SCREAMED

anon can i tell u a secret. i wrote most of this while i was on the toilet SHITTING my guts and ngl it hurt. shhhh don’t tell anyone!!

OKAY I HOPE THIS SATISFIES YOUR.. CRAVINGS. you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴. uh also most of these are like. sex related hcs i hope u don’t mind 😓

𝓘ncludes freaky shit obv, (probably) inaccurate depictions of the porn industry but the industry isn’t mentioned much, smutty stuff, pornstar!kyle x pornstar!reader, nsfw. obviously. if you couldn’t tell 😭

let me be honest w y’all. you know those freaky videos on twitter where the angle kinda sucks ass and it’s low quality? yeah. he be making homemade videos. does that make sense..

very vocal. need i say more?

okay i WILL say more. genuinely i think he has the prettiest moans ever, no matter bottom or top. shit sounds buttery, velvety, all the good words

switch, usually prefers to be dom/top. whenever he tops he can be kinda aggressive if you want him to be 😛

loves having music playing during sex. especially freaky shit (ex. closer by nine inch nails, mmmh by kai)

imagine that one scene in angels of passion (1986) where ulterior motives was playing in the back..: that but you and kyle.

he’s a slut for shower sex WHAAATT WHO SAID TJAT ?????

this is gonna sound insane i’m sorry. but 9.54 inches, light veins on his shaft, also he likes when you massage his balls.

this is so unhinged BYE LMFAAOOAOOO

his fav part about making the videos is getting the camera angled perfectly to show your pleasure. especially when you’re taking it from the back. the camera will be right in front of you and all your facial expressions will be visible to his fans <3

he prefers rough sex but whenever you ask for gentle sex, he’ll praise your ear off.

he’ll let you tie your hair into a ponytail (if your hair’s long enough) before sex. and during sex he’ll occasionally pull on it and lift your head to show the camera <3

aftercare king. he’ll give you a bath and shampoo your hair. maybe he’ll cook you a meal if he has enough energy to run around the kitchen. maybe the two of you will just cuddle and watch a movie. either way it’s adorable!

handcuffs. that’s all.

he likes pegging and anal whenever he’s bottom. he deeply enjoys taking it in the ass as you grab his hair. he likes it when you spank him lowk

cannot believe i typed that out bro 😭

kinda unrelated?? but he’s 100% sapiosexual. (basically he finds intelligence sexually attractive)

whenever he cums he throws his head back. it’s a habit of his <3

adores doggy style and 69ing 😓

[i-am-xp-64]

Why are u such a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 for albert bro 😭

I am too BUT AT LEAST I KNOW MY LIMITS-

That's the thing

You know it, AND I DIDN'T

If there will be a freaky weirdo, it'll be me so no other freaky weirdo does it

Also albert is so breedable ofc my dick be harden

[stinky-winky28]

headcannonz for

1. favorite food. which snack are they gulping down like theres no tomorrow

2. how would they respond to a hug request

3. how would they respond to a request for a SMOOCH 😍😍‼️‼️ (satire [no it's not])

4. how freaky are they on a scale from 1 to 10

5. mozzarella sticks or no?

Barry

None. Will eat anything and everything that is placed in front of him. No hesitation. Vacuum cleaner vibes

Would give you a bear hug but then try to touch your ass in an ironic way (he's a super senior)

Would talk super 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and say yes but wouldn't actually do it

4/10 would say in explicit detail what he was gonna do to you ("I'm gonna touch you little bro") vibes but does not have the mojo to back it up

Yes, delicious

Jean

Doesnt really have favorites but if given the choice to pick, he would have like a steak or meat of some kind

Bear hug but more sincere and not weird like Barry. Fatherly, you could say

Would politely decline because he has a wife (in my hc at least)

6/10 idk if he can keep a wife I'd say he's okay

Yep, they wouldn't be his absolute favorite but he'd still like them

Jacob

He's a little skinny crusty homeless dog so he would think that everything tastes amazing, so nothing

Would accept but would stand completely still and just stare at you

Would not say anything and just stare at you again but like that 1000 yard stare meme

0/10 He doesn't want to form any sort of attachment with anyone at all bc he lowkey traumatizes also I hc he's at least demi-aroace

Yes, would consume them like a piece of meat thrown into a pool of pirahnas

Karl/Klaus/Prussian Officer

Something boring as hell like bread and butter or something

Would say no and walk away

Would say no and walk away

7/10 he never discusses anything of the matter but he's actually a little bit of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

No, if he were to consume them he would say they were too cheesy

[suicideenthusiast]

bro is a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴.... smh..

WHAT

[randomslinky-is-jailed]

my mom is forcing me to watch the election with her so i cant even like read extremely smutty fanfiction or 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 it to distract myself and im screaming internally

i’m watching it willingly. bro i’m about to die

[simcardiac-arrested]

bro i 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ing love the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂meal from 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Mc𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴nalds bro that shit matches my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 for real bro

[ventismacchiato]

i aspire to be as freaky as you bro🙏🙏🙏

anybody gonna match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴…?

[mercseven7]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 👅👅👅👅👅

💫🥤🥦 < bro.

[freaky-pink-bug]

Bro will you match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

i could, but 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮?

[oniontheif]

"WHY IS HE FREAKY 😭" First of all, why do you detest the idea of him being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂? Second of all, he has every right to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪����𝔂. It's typical. Everyone is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 at at least ONE point in their life. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 ON lil bro!

[bueris]

i hope you get your 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on today bro 🫶

oh boy do I ever wanna get my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on

[eviltheosvacayhouse]

My first decree as leader of the vacay house is that we can only reblog animal photos -♡

Bro who even said 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 1 is you that could be me -:/

Whatever helps you sleep at night -♡

No ur not gonna play me bro i deserve the lead -:/

Well evil theo is already gone so suck it up buttercup -♡

I shouldve stayed on that mf ship -:/