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missing you terribly my darling

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missing you terribly my darling

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ryan ross is my favorite slut

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i miss dan and phil :/

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Original beloww

It waz funnier in my head idk

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can they don't

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If you've known someone for a while, and they've not asked you a single question about yourself.

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THEORY

I THINK I KNOW WHO THE OPERA WOMAN IS!!!!!!!!

so if you haven't listened to mama, or if you haven't seen the trailer titled "opera" then i suggest going and doing that first, because these will be the center of my theory, however i am going to paste images of what im talking about here, so you can get away without it.

the facts

now mama by my chem is about a soldier with a strained relationship with his mother and trying to apologize before he dies, we can glean this from these particular lines

and of course the mother feels the same way

and this line is specifically delivered with a classical singing style, you know what's a classical singing style

opera.

and this woman

looked like she was going to sing opera to the men in front of her, and her mouth made the movement, but instead we hear a distorted semi terrifying scream instead.

we also know that this city got destroyed in a war, but the question is a war with who?

now i specifically want to draw attention to the phrase "starved to death in a land of plenty"

in the words of MoonBoots4600 on reddit "Its actually a direct copy of a banner carried in the 1931 Unemployed March when families were dying despite being in the "land of the free""

(original banner)

the new tour trailer have imagery reminiscent of fascism, if this fascist government was limiting people rights, and causing the death and starvation of civilians, there would be an uprising? would there not. so i prepouse this.

the theory

i believe that the mother of the narrator in mama is actually the opera woman. the opera woman works for the government, and the son is apart of the rebellion. when the son dies this affect the rebellion strongly, and the mother must report this to the men seen in the video. the screaming is a metaphor for her grief as she tell the government what has happened, despite her neutral expression, she is angered for her son has died.

(i normally don't ask for reblogs but on this i am begging, i need people to see this and give me some second opinions. please reblog)

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we need enrichment so bad... dan and phil please save us we've invented goncharov 2.0. phoncharov some might say. help

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i hope they do make bwagfeo but then it’s just the sex tape from the christmas adventure

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I AM A WOMEN AND GIRLS APOLOGIST FOR LIFE. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!

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tumblr phannies: succumbing to bwagfeo mass hysteria and on the edge of losing the phan vs jedus rpf poll

phil:

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i can't believe we still have 19 hrs until the poll is over... i'm getting so impatient.

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and we're in the lead again VOTE PHAN!!

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dads. i miss you.

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dan and phil: i bet everyone is so excited about us revealing the christmas album! let’s check tumblr to see what they’re saying about it

tumblr phannies: i can’t believe dan and phil’s hard launch was sponsored by fucking DRAGON CITY

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dan and phil: i bet everyone is so excited about us revealing the christmas album! let’s check tumblr to see what they’re saying about it

tumblr phannies: i can’t believe dan and phil’s hard launch was sponsored by fucking DRAGON CITY