randomslinky-is-jailed
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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everyone's talking about the fact that dan uses hehe in texts and it's cute i agree but can we also discuss how absolutely horrifying it must be to receive a dm from @ danielhowell that just says "hello"??? i would shit myself immediately
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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everyone's talking about the fact that dan uses hehe in texts and it's cute i agree but can we also discuss how absolutely horrifying it must be to receive a dm from @ danielhowell that just says "hello"??? i would shit myself immediately
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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everyone's talking about the fact that dan uses hehe in texts and it's cute i agree but can we also discuss how absolutely horrifying it must be to receive a dm from @ danielhowell that just says "hello"??? i would shit myself immediately
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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everyone's talking about the fact that dan uses hehe in texts and it's cute i agree but can we also discuss how absolutely horrifying it must be to receive a dm from @ danielhowell that just says "hello"??? i would shit myself immediately
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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🩵💙without you my heart is blue 💙🩵
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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one of my favourite signatures of their editing is when they're speedrunning a game on their final try and we get an epic gamer montage with danandphilbeats playing in the bg, followed by one dead-on static shot of them playing the game in absolute silence no emotion in their eyes whatsoever. quality comedy
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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one of my favourite signatures of their editing is when they're speedrunning a game on their final try and we get an epic gamer montage with danandphilbeats playing in the bg, followed by one dead-on static shot of them playing the game in absolute silence no emotion in their eyes whatsoever. quality comedy
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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why do u post so much
this is literally the post so much website
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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"we've never fucked on YouTube" why the fuck are you sharing earphones then. this is literally pornography
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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guys please
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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Fucking zero again i guess
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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Fucking zero again i guess
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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i don't love you, mcrwwwy
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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i need to stop trading fucking pintrests with people. this is far too personal on both ends 🧍
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randomslinky-is-jailed · 6 days ago
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They're so embarrassing wtf
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