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My laptop broke 😭 there might be a bit of a wait until I can do some requests, but hopefully it should be fixed soon 🙏🙏🙏
Also life update: finally actually did my driver's license so I can stop using public transport now
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Just yelled at a guy to get the fuck out of the bus lane and the T workers thanked me ;~;
#mbta#Boston#public transit#why do people think turning your blinkers on makes you lord of the road#the bus is behind you and honking bro get out of the way#wasn’t even my bus#i was just like#broooo#genuinely how selfish can you get#I didn’t expect to be thanked so that was nice also#massachusetts#massholes#driving#car story
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Princess Daisy's capabilities as a ruler being disregarded because she's loud, hotheaded and emotional, leading her to be perceived by many as immature and impulsive.
Luigi's capabilities as a hero being disregarded because he's awkward, nervous and emotional, leading him to be perceived by many as weak and pathetic.
Both of them recognizing the value inherent in each other's feelings while simultaneously seeing the strength and potential in one another that they are unable to see in themselves. Do you feel me?
#super mario bros#Mario Headcanons#Luigi#Princess Daisy#Luaisy#albeit this can be interpreted either as a platonic or romantic thing depending on what floats your boat#but I headcanon that Daisy shows off as hard as she does partly because she is trying to prove herself#We all love Daisy being a cheerleader for Luigi but also how about Luigi being a confidant for Daisy?#reassuring her of her competency as a ruler and admiring her love for Sarasaland#seeing her as more than just a sporty fun time friend that only shows up to drive carts and play soccer#like do you see my vision here?
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the cute barista called me honey i can die happy
#SHES SO SWEET I LOVE HERRR#i saw her yesterday and she remembered me and my order#need to become a regular so we can have a coffee shop au meet cute#not that i’ve ever seen a coffee shop au take place at a drive thru dutch bros but one can dream !!#parker posts
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not crazy about how this turned out but it was fun 👍👍 spies am I right
#I HATE HOW TUMBLR RUINS THE QUALITY :(#they drive me insane actually#🐝art#curtwen#saf#spies are forever#agent curt mega#owen carvour#curt mega#joey richter#this musical man#ugh#I love them :((((#they are so fucked up#tin can bros#tcb
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Arcane Episode 6...
#killing myself#<3#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2#jinx arcane#jinx#isha arcane#isha#bro#i can't do this rn#god bring my family back together#please istg#ekko#Ekko if you can hear me please#invent the z-drive#turn back time#im begging
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Curt would be really into bro country because "it reminds him of Owen"
yes this is implying that Curt would say that Owen's body is like a backroad. I am implying that specifically.
#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#agent curt mega#owen carvour#curtwen#damnnnn carvour your body's like a backroadddd#and im driving with my eyes closed
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To Soften a Warrior's Heart (Vinland Saga; Thorfinn; Part 1)
Going insane over Vinland saga - and Thorfinn headcanons of him getting close/finding a friend (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ (based on season 1, which I haven't even finished but its taking oVER MY BRAIN):
In which you have joined Askeladd's band...and grow closer to the Son of Thors. Though it is more difficult than anyone can could ever imagine...
[Headcanons of how it would be like to meet and crawl your way into Thorfinn's heart (based on season 1; both platonic and romantic)]
Part 2 is here - meeting Thorfinn at 16/17 years old and growing closer to him, slightly following s1 events
Part 3 is here - Thorfinn slowly feeling comfortable with you and considering you a friend
Part 4 is here - Thorfinn unwittingly opening his heart as he realizes he does not want you to die
Part 5.1 is here - sweet things Thorfinn would do for you (headcanons)
Part 5.2 is here - other sweet htings Thorfinn would do for you (headcanons)
Part 6 is here - Becoming Canute's guard while Thorfinn accepts your relationship and bond
Part 7 is here - Canute grieving over Ragnar and Thorkell catching up; Thorfinn leaves you alone for revenge
Part 8 is here - Thorfinn wins against Thorkell; Questioning your bond with Thorfinn
Part 9 is here - Meeting Leif and Thorfinn dueling Askeladd; Losing while Askeladd told him the truth of his constant losses
Part 10 is here - Thorfinn and you bound by heart; Promises of Vinland broken and abandoned
okay, okay, just bear with me here;;;;
We all know that Thorfinn throughout these 11 years has been alone AND lonely (even though I think he wouldn't be aware of it nor admit to it) even though he has been around Askeladd's band for so long. He's cold and crude, rejecting all kinds of possible connections, which at the end of the day cannot even be real connections considering all men there are war-loving warriors who live for the thrill of battle - and the one who doesn't is Askeladd, his father's murderer who uses Thorfinn as a tool.
So just - i m a g i n e with me. Thorfinn...building connections. Having a bond...while still being the piece of sht like he always is (I know that happens in season 2 (I think) but...just, let him have someone :,) No matter if platonic/romantic :,) Just...let this kid be okay;;;;)
[Mentions of murder, death, war, slave trade, violence against women and whatever awful things happened in the viking era. Only mentioned and used as examples. Mostly gender-neutral examples but female-leaning ones are there, too.]
Harsh beginnings (14 years old)
So, obviously, you'd have to meet while Thorfinn is still in the band. Having two children ranging from the age of 6-13 be vikings and kill people is....unlikely????? At least in the plot.
So here comes my brainrot and stupid headcanons but:
Either you meet where he was about 14 or when he was about 16-17 years old.
I think the later you meet him in these 11 years, the harder it is to build a connection, let alone trust with him since these cruel years have hardened his heart. And as a 14 y/o (or at least around that age range) Thorfinn was seen to be more willing to help civilians who he saw as bystanders (the english woman and daughter). He is NOT innocent at that age in any regard but perhaps during that time he still hadn't shackled that hopeful child in his heart.
You become part of the band for whatever reason. Your home was raided, you escaped slave trade or you see yourself as a warrior. Askeladd saw something useful in you - no matter if that was strength, wit, knowledge of foreign languages or talent for any skill that there is. You can be a useful chess piece and a good replacement for the men he had lost throughout the years. If not, it certainly won't be a loss for him.
Your reasons and goal for joining would not matter. You are just another face being here. Either you'll be here for a long time or not. It doesn't matter. Everyone dies. As long as it is Askeladd dying by Thorfinn's hand, he won't care for you.
The only thing that would be peculiar and worthy of his attention (at least for a moment) would be that you and him are about the same age - in this example, 14 years old.
I believe either Thorfinn wouldn't care after that and ignore you - or he would raise a brow and pout as usual, asking you what a kid his age is doing here. Are you a warrior? One his father would describe? In his dreams?
You can give him your reason (it just can't be revenge, that's his thing). For survival, for power, you're searching for someone/something or for simply wanting to be a viking. Thorfinn would shrug at this, thinking the more emotional/rational reasons just show how you're probably not the only one with such an ambition. The world is cruel and it seems like you're the product of its actions. If your reason is a bit more simpleminded or even selfish, he'd scoff at you.
Nevertheless, he would never think of you as stronger than him.
Perhaps due to his young age he would act more childish and irrational. Every comment you give needs a comeback, no matter if it is ill-mannered or just talking for the sake of talking. He'd find himself accidentally replying to you or even seeking conversation because you are about the same age as him. Never would he see you as a friend though. Thorfinn in general, no matter how old, is too absorbed in his thirst for revenge that it is hard to find a place for any other thing in his heart, both positve and negative.
In the morning, he trains to be able to kill Askeladd (which at that age, I believe duels with him are seldom due to his height and age). At midday, he hunts for himself to survive. At night, he is plagued by his dreams of his father. There isn't much place for anything else.
The boy would be more open to kind people in general. It happens unwittingly. Thorfinn doesn't truly seek out company but humans are social creatures, no matter how strong or stoic or cruel he may become. He's still a child before any of that.
However, he would find you odd to be kind and to be part of a viking band. Part of him believes you don't belong here. Another part prefers you like this.
You'd have to initiate conversations most of the time but younger Thorfinn might do so too, at least compared to when he is older. It usually concerns problems regarding the situation or questions about Askeladd and his decisions. Thorfinn is reluctant to tell you about Askeladd and his father and prefers to bark out brief explanations ("He's a bastard."; "He isn't my leader and I am not listening to him. I'm here to kill him so don't get in my way!").
Very open to criticize you but mostly about fighting stances or decisions made during battle. He thinks he doesn't know enough of what the right decision is with and about people (again, the incident with the English woman) or what it means to be a true warrior yet - a definition he won't be certain about even in the future. Instead he keeps his mouth shut about your moral choices and prefers to watch. The most he would do is ask you why you did that/said that. At best he'd inquire more, at worst he'd only hum, ponder about it for a minute before tossing the thought aside until a similar situation arrives.
BUT if you were to point out his flaws, ooohh, you can expect a snappy and bratty 'shut up!' from him real quick. The boy is defensive, especially when it comes to being a 'true warrior' or when he loses to Askeladd time and time again. If you try to help him with criticism, he'll brush it off or physically shove you away. It doesn't matter if you mean it in a condescending or helpful way, he wouldn't listen.
Regarding the battlefield, it truly depends on your talent and skills whether or not you'll be paired up with Thorfinn.
It's known Askeladd uses him as bait or to do the dirty work of the job but if he sees you as useful, he might pair you up. Again, it depends on the skills and situation.
Nevertheless, Thorfinn wouldn't like it.
He's used to work alone, too used even. He doesn't want and need help, in fact he believes you'd be a liability, which can partially be true. However, if Askeladd suggested it, surely he must have a plan...that's what most of you think at least.
Thorfinn would just cuss at the man, claiming his choice is stupid and he doesn't need help. He can do it alone.
The often you have a job together, the less he'll complain. He won't look forward to it (having you along doesn't make killing any more enjoyable no offense) but he'll silently agree. (Heavens forbid you mess up though. If you mess up and somehow survive, you'll surely get an earful of Thorfinn of how weak and useless you are, no matter what Askeladd might say. Just...be careful).
Now, they could be certain reactions/actions that might be different if you are female.
Female vikings were indeed real but their victories and deeds were not as often written down, at least compared to male vikings. Nevertheless, having a female, much less such a young one, a child, be part of a viking band (especially Askeladd's!) did leave a lot of the members with uneasiness and hanging jaws.
Thorfinn would raise both brows at that. Whether or not you are recruited did not matter and there wouldn't be much of a difference on how he would think of you and treat you - its just the fact that you are a girl makes him wonder to be frank.
I like to believe Thorfinn is very much aware of things. Of what it means to be a viking and what that could mean for a girl...not only the viking life but also just the lifes of women who just exist in this world.
Yet at the same time...he is kind of blunt. Thorfinn doesn't mince his words so he will directly ask you what the hell you are doing here. Don't you know it's dangerous?
A part of him thinks you're dumb for joining but another knows you probably have a good reason to. Perhaps this is your only way of survival, or whatever your goal is...
Still, he does not treat you any differently and he doesn't see a reason on why he should. He is aware but won't make any attempt to act different.
Maybe his criticisms will be more frequent and harsher because you are female. Why are you fighting? You aren't as strong as him. You think yourself a warrior? Girls don't fight. (Sometimes it goes into the bully boy logic where it's like 'duh, you cannot do thaaat. You're a guuuuurl'. Yes, he can be dumb like that. It happens not so often though - perhaps it comes from the life he used to have when he was younger. Where everything was easier and he always knew his sister and mother to be safe at home with father...and not fighting.)
He will be more harsh when pointing out your flaws when it comes to the battlefield. In general he wouldn't see you as stronger than him and he definietly would not if you are female. Later in due time he realizes that fighting for you probably means winning yet another day to live. So he shuts up after a while.
Afterwards he will only tell you to watch out.
As another young member of the band, you can expect the others to interact with you and comment on you as well. Things will most likely be the same as it was for Thorfinn, the men either giving neutral to mean-sounding comments, taunting you, or even be impressed by you due to you still being a child. None of them will be nice, as you can imagine though.
Some might even comment how you and Thorfinn are 'such good buddies!' The blonde will deny it with barks and shouts before going back on cleaning his dagger. No, you aren't 'buddies', you aren't 'friends'. You are just...someone tolerable to talk to and be with.
For whatever reason the thought of you two being friends bothers Thorfinn. He cannot explain why, it is an slightly uneasy feeling growing in his chest. Perhaps a defense mechanism or believing he cannot be close to people anymore. Either for his lack of trust in people or because the death of his father, who he was so close to, made him believe bonds aren't possible anymore. How can it be when something as close as a bond between a father and son was severed by the cruelty of men so easily?
Willingly calling you a friend...that's something Thorfinn can't do. Not yet.
Though you can imagine it gets worse when the band hops from 'buddies' to 'crushes'. The chances of that happening is very, very, very, very low but some newby birdbrain might think of calling you two that. The others would laugh while Thorfinn would point his dagger at the fool. He wouldn't outright hurt them, but he is definetly more pissed off than being called your 'friend'.
Thorfinn is here to kill Askeladd. He doesn't have time to 'play around' and 'catch feelings' and certainly doesn't have the time to listen to an idiot's rambles. The boy feels free to cut off their tongue though if they prattle for too long.
Again, if you're female, there will definitely be more comments about you, you can count on that. More taunting, more men looking down at you, calling you names and yes, grown men talking to/about an 14 y/o in disgusting ways. Sorry, but this was 1012 a.d and they are vikings.
Thorfinn is, as mentioned, very aware for his age. And while he will not make any attempts to help or protect you (he will in future once you become important enough), this behaviour will actually make him despise the band even more than he already does. There has always been a feeling of indifference for them. He could not care any less if they died right then and there but hearing and seeing this makes his blood boil. Even moreso if Askeladd does nothing to stop it.
They are not acting like true warriors in his eyes.
In general a younger Thorfinn would act more childish but more tolerable around you. He's defensive and brash and is usually very grumpy when responding to any kind of negativity. He is unwittingly open to kind people but is drowning in his obession of revenge at such an young age already, that the mere thought of you and him being friends (which is usually normal and easy for preteens) does not ever cross his mind. He cannot get a grasp on that concept, that's how deep he is in his revenge. Even if you do get along well it just - does not work for him. Please, don't blame him. The boy can't help it.
[Part 1 of so much brainrot. Vinland saga is living rent-free in my head. Askeladd...Thorfinn...PRINCE CANUTE OMG BRO THE MEANING OF LOVE I CANNOT-
...I just...need to talk about it...pls...it has become like air to me, I nEED TO TALK ABOUT IT]
[Part 2 will cover a little bit of your relationship when you're older but met when Thorfinn was about 14 y/o...and afterwards the difference when you meet at 16/17 y/o.
And man, the parts afterwards or whatever I'm gonna write whenever is gonna be aaaaalll about Canute's and Askeladd's journey and them being involved in your relationship with Thorfinn...not to mention HOW YOURE GONNA CRAWL YOUR WAY INTO THORFINNS HEART NO MATTER IF HE LIKES IT OR NOT. HE IS GONNA HAVE A FRIEND IM TELLING YOU]
#vinland saga#thorfinn#thorfinn karlsefni#vinland saga imagine#vinland saga headcanon#thorfinn imagine#thorfinn headcanons#thorfinn x reader#maybe?#it can be platonic#thorfinn x you#gender neutral imagine#fem reader#that too#THORFINNNN#BRO THIS KID IS DRIVING ME INSANE#DUDE IS MAKING EVERYONE HIS ENEMY#I just want him to be okay ;(#CANT WAIT TO TALK ABOUT CANUTE#HE IS THE NEW PROTAGONIST FR#TSAWH
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Reading American Psycho and god, Patrick is so pathetic, somehow even more so than in the movie. He saw a lady on a bench sipping coffee and assumed her to be homeless(because he’s an ignorant FUCK and doesn’t pay attention to shit), and tosses a dollar into her FULL COFFEE CUP, causing the most awkward situation known to man.
#american psycho#patrick bateman#patrick constantly gives me secondhand embarrassment I swear#I can’t take him seriously#neither can any of his ‘friends’#they all think he’s pathetic 😭#wet ass cat of a man#I constantly wanna strangle him but it flip flops from coming out of a source of anger and a source of pity#like bro let me take out of your misery#anyway he’s crazy and drives ME crazy/neg#book is still funny though I love it
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headcanon that ted isn’t a good brother. he tries—kind of—but he’s also miserable and lonely an asshole like all the time and relies on alcohol a little too much and just really is not equipped to care for a whole person yknow? and maybe just maybe pete reminds him a little too much of how he was in college and maybe that dredges up some old memories he’s really trying to forget— and he doesn’t resent him for it exactly, he cares about pete, but also Ted kinddd of has a tendency for caring about himself over anyone else and maybe watching pete get a girlfriend—stephanie lauter, of all people—just makes him feel. a little jealous. just a littttleee resentful. I don’t think Ted’s really really bad or anything, just being generally pretty clueless on top of his asshole tendencies just makes him really incompetent in a big brother role. he does try though, even if he gets it wrong a lot i think he genuinely does really care about pete underneath everything he just has a lot of trauma and has no idea how to be anything but a pushy asshole a lot of the time!
#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#i NEED more spankoffski bro interactions like. there is so much that can be explored with them i feel#ted is such a complex character he drives me insane#spankoffski bros#hatchetfield#starkid#jaspers thoughts
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If they didn't want me to make them into yaoi they could stop being yaoi for five seconds
#joetrick#kill me#please don't stop actually fob#increase it please#he's gonna fucking eat him#profiles my beloved#I've been trying to draw from more references recently bc i can feel my basics slipping a little bit but they come right back with practice#also good excuse to stare at every inch of their faces#the way their skin hangs on their faces drives me insane do you understand#the deep valleys under joes deep set eyes the flat plane under Patrick's nose#the hard lines of cheekbone contrasted with the soft of their jaws from weight and age I'm so fucking in love#the way their different features have aged#Patrick's lips compared to Joe's joes lower cheek compared to Patrick#theyre both so damn pretty#safe to reblog#fall out boy#patrick#joe#this is a doodles blog but bRO I LOVE DRAWING#tourdust
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ill be quite frank, fic is not something you are owed. fandom is a community and if you are constantly treating your artists/writers like shit they will stop. they get nothing from this other than community feedback (comments. im talking about comments here) and thats it. and if you make stuff remember: unless youre getting paid, they dont owe you shit!!!!!
#sophie speaks#that lore.fm thing is kinda#driving me crazy#the comments on tiktok... its like these people geniunely have never read a single fucking legal document#like bro the terms and service!!! dude theyre right there!!!! its not just like a weird captcha or something!!!!!!!!!!!#ai is geniunely such a plague to humanities creators#which should be everyone btw i dont care if you think youre bad i dont care if it embarrasses you you should know what its like to create#doesnt matter if only you ever see any of it you should do it#maybe im too much of a sap but i believe in cave paintings and song and dance and stories and a million other things#there is something innately better you can do than a robot can and that is have a soul. use it!
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having brothers means yes we will take advantage of them and have them do interviews together on this special broqvist segment on primetime panthers
adam and jesper carpool to the arena together
while previously adam has stated he knows jesper better than he knows himself and because of that he knows how to talk to him to motivate him, jesp admits that just having adam's presence is motivation enough
compartive skillsets: jesper is the better overall skater (which is true considering the amount of times adam has fallen on his ass because hes blown an edge multiple times each game lmao), and the better puckhandler. adam is the better backwards skater (lol) though jesper does compliment his skating and puckhandling as well but most importantly he highlights his passing abilities and the way he moves on the blueline
in floorball jesper won most of the times but adam says as he got older he mostly won (to which jesper is like lol no i dont know about that i dont think hes won yet down there)
adam quips they put up a mattress on the wall while they played so they could check each other (which also LMAO THEIR POOR PARENTS) and that they always invited the neighbours over to play
favourite memory of the season so far together? adam says the first game. jesp says the first day they were down here together. he also adds every game so far too because they get to walk down the tunnel together
Primetime Panthers | 10.23.24 (x)
the funniest part was them trying very hard not to sit in the same way and doing it anyways by the end
#adam boqvist#jesper boqvist#florida panthers#2425#band of brothers#also the bumper called them the “bo bros” and i was half asleep and went “quien estas llamando bobo? q?”#carpool together... really need to know who drives#need to know if we have a passenger princess situation here or if they take turns#you can tell whos the yapper of the two#the mattress story ADAM PLEASE#i love how adam needed to bring it up or hed die like no you guys need to know they bashed each other into the wall#very sweet to each other until its time to say who won competitions then jesp's cain instinct activates for a single second#before he becomes sweet and docile again like haha what was that about i respect and love adam so much#kills me how he always goes nooooooo im joking#are you are you really#“yeah it was a little weird seeing them but now we carpool and see each other everyday so”#phenomenal stuff here
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Been playing Payday 2 again a lot lately and I wanted to draw some of the character's faces as practice.
#Payday 2#payday#jacket#sokol#clover#hotline miami#Jacket hotline miami#Sokol payday 2#clover payday 2#Jacket payday 2#I WISH I FINISHED A JIMMY DRAWING HES MY BABYGIRL I JUST COULDNT GET HIM RIGHT#my friend did not like my jacket drawing 😭😭😭 he wanted me to make him a gross old wojak like the in game model#i wanted to make him drive (2011) and my OTHER friend agreed with me.#the first friend insisted sokol wasnt silly and cute like ??? he can be smart and skilled and kill people and still have a boyish energy#hes got that boyish twink charm he does shit asking chains to take him to a sports game like a little kid#bro he has a reservoir dogs specific line where he says “I have flutters in my tummyplate!” like hes maybe a little immature and silly#my art
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#lemme get this straight#twitter swifties are apparently now fighting a kc photojournalist because she's upset they take her photos without credit#and remove her watermark from the images#and justify it with 'the watermark is ugly u mad bro'#do i have that right#like... that's the whole fucking point it's her copyright THAT'S HOW THESE THINGS WORK#schools not teaching students about proper credit for sources drives me up the fucking wall in online culture#twitter is the fucking worst everything i hear about it just proves it further#and as someone who has friends and family in the field YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD GIVE CREDIT TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER#anyway i'm sure i lost brain cells over this#why are swifties and specifically twitter swifties always trying to find someone to fight#like i'm sure that energy can be better expended elsewhere#are you my mother is arguing what gives you life do you have bpd what is your damage twitter
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ummmm i like him so muchhhh 😚😚😚😚
#he’s literally DKs model dyed blond with some glasses#and he looks like an uncooked chicken in some lighting but by god do i love him 😚😚#HES SOOO FUCKIN SILLY…..#bro here’s a disembodied voice from out fo fucking nowhere and he’s like ‘Right on! 😁🤙🏽’#them making him like a little hippie stoner guy is very amusing like#there was another episode where he was driving them upside down facing the ground#and he was like ‘woah…. never seen green clouds before………..well. maybe once.’#IDK ITS FUNNY I LIKE HIM.#i want to make an au sona for the tv show to have my sona with him I think it would be fun 🥹☝🏽#and I can be best friends with candy it’s a win win#txt#🦍🏄♂️🌊#video#gush tag! 💌
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