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catnipaddictt · 9 months ago
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My laptop broke 😭 there might be a bit of a wait until I can do some requests, but hopefully it should be fixed soon 🙏🙏🙏
Also life update: finally actually did my driver's license so I can stop using public transport now
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marciaillust · 2 months ago
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almost blown out bsky / twt / ig
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enron-intern-1998 · 8 months ago
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Just yelled at a guy to get the fuck out of the bus lane and the T workers thanked me ;~;
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pianokantzart · 1 year ago
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Princess Daisy's capabilities as a ruler being disregarded because she's loud, hotheaded and emotional, leading her to be perceived by many as immature and impulsive.
Luigi's capabilities as a hero being disregarded because he's awkward, nervous and emotional, leading him to be perceived by many as weak and pathetic.
Both of them recognizing the value inherent in each other's feelings while simultaneously seeing the strength and potential in one another that they are unable to see in themselves. Do you feel me?
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mentallyillmindmeld · 12 days ago
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Second attempt at that Spies At Forever “the warmest hello to the coldest goodbye” painting idea I had
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I’ll give it another go soon if the idea is still killing me (probably in a different medium bc I think that’s part of why it’s not working)
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parkitaco · 6 months ago
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the cute barista called me honey i can die happy
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spyruce · 1 year ago
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not crazy about how this turned out but it was fun 👍👍 spies am I right
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water-your-plance · 3 months ago
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Arcane Episode 6...
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notsoevilmagistrate · 1 year ago
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Reading American Psycho and god, Patrick is so pathetic, somehow even more so than in the movie. He saw a lady on a bench sipping coffee and assumed her to be homeless(because he’s an ignorant FUCK and doesn’t pay attention to shit), and tosses a dollar into her FULL COFFEE CUP, causing the most awkward situation known to man.
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cardbored-box · 27 days ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN DECLAN AKABA IS 16
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kairithemang0 · 3 months ago
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Curt would be really into bro country because "it reminds him of Owen"
yes this is implying that Curt would say that Owen's body is like a backroad. I am implying that specifically.
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iobartach · 10 days ago
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Muse edition: Pokemon Teams
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And of course, given the jarring weakness to fire type this team has, I might as well throw in this as a bonus 🤣 ;
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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year ago
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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.
He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.
And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.
And then he gets reborn a human.
He is, as the kids say, big mad.
How by Primus do they do anything??
#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in#the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho#Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes#No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster#Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself#Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much#And all I get is SMELLY#No wonder your species started global warming#Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss#shen qingqiu#transformers#scum villain's self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot#He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down#At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again
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saint-lajka · 2 months ago
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i mildly dislike xmas but funnily enough not because of the usual reasons (religion, etc) but because it indirectly emphasizes poverty so much. can i please not hear about my friends' new consoles, cars, PCs, etc for one year. please.
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soupdwelling · 1 year ago
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headcanon that ted isn’t a good brother. he tries—kind of—but he’s also miserable and lonely an asshole like all the time and relies on alcohol a little too much and just really is not equipped to care for a whole person yknow? and maybe just maybe pete reminds him a little too much of how he was in college and maybe that dredges up some old memories he’s really trying to forget— and he doesn’t resent him for it exactly, he cares about pete, but also Ted kinddd of has a tendency for caring about himself over anyone else and maybe watching pete get a girlfriend—stephanie lauter, of all people—just makes him feel. a little jealous. just a littttleee resentful. I don’t think Ted’s really really bad or anything, just being generally pretty clueless on top of his asshole tendencies just makes him really incompetent in a big brother role. he does try though, even if he gets it wrong a lot i think he genuinely does really care about pete underneath everything he just has a lot of trauma and has no idea how to be anything but a pushy asshole a lot of the time!
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mentallyillmindmeld · 8 days ago
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Absolutely jumpscared me when I listened to the soundtrack for the first time. Full volume. At like 8:30 am in my car.
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