#bro blaine in this fic is fucking sad

[kurtstiaras]

i am currently writing a 🙁🙁🙁 kurt one shot it is my first time seriously writing something that isn’t for school😓

[kurtanaaa]

Hi I love your chatfics please could you give me a list of the new directions’ private stories and who can see them?

YES I CAN AND I CAN ALSO GIVE YOU A KISS ANON I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THIS

okay this is going under a cut bc i am going to talk A LOT!!!! oh i am so excited jfjdjfjksls

so i’ve made a list of what i thought their private story names were before but that was before i really started writing chatfics regularly so this is a great chance to do it again!!!! lets get into it!! this isn’t gonna include the newbies bc i’m setting this before s4 :/// sorry yall

Brittany: my private story -miss girl doesn’t really like private stories with weird names. they confuse her :/ how is she supposed to know what it is if it’s named something weird like 99.9 virgin radio? that’s just a radio station babe! -everyone in new directions is on her story, along with lord tubbington (she made him a snapchat account), a bunch of vocal adrenaline kids she made friends with by accident, some of the haverbrook kids, a couple warblers (trent. she likes him a lot), and most of the cheerios! lauren zizes and matt are also on it!!! -she has banned all football players except the glee guys from her private story. they don’t get her fun times.

Santana: real lesbian girl shit -she’s a megan thee stallion fan and also gay. not much else to it!!! -again, all the new directions are on it, except occasionally she removes finn just to test his patience. she also has lord tubbington bc she loves her girlfriend. all of the cheerios are on her story and she uses it to make announcements to them sometimes (every time a cheerio leaves the squad she boots them from her story). she does NOT have lauren zizes (still salty over the hallway fight) but she does have matt!!! that’s pretty much it tho she doesn’t like to be too public with her crap

Mercedes: TOTS -bitch loves her tots and she made the story when she and kurt were bitching at each other about them. she won’t change it ever. -EVERYBODY is on cedes' private story bc everyone loves cedes. she’s got lauren, matt, most of the warblers that she met through kurt and blaine, a bunch of haverbrook kids, a good chunk of mckinley that she’s met through classes and such, sunshine corazon, even a couple girls from that all girls acapella group at season two nationals. unique is on her story too!!! she keeps up with everyone!!! -she has ALSO banned most of the football players. it is a point of soreness for the majority of them that they don’t get the privilege of being on her story.

Kurt: i diagnose you with gay -he saw a meme that said this once and laughed his ass off so he had to use it -kurt has a surprising amount of people on his story. he’s got all the warblers who were at dalton when he was, he’s got all the new directions plus lauren and matt, all of the cheerios who were on the squad when he was, a bunch of haverbrook kids, sunshine, a few mckinley students he made friends with, unique for SURE, and even some of the nicer football players. he also has karofsky on his story (bc hes too nice for his own good), sebastian smythe (so he can post pictures of him and blaine and make him jealous) and jesse st. james (so he can bully him directly). for some reason coach sylvester is also on his private story. no one except kurt and sue know why and they’re not revealing their plans to anyone. it is terrifying.

Sam: The Blackbird -he named it after the plane the x-men fly bc he is a Geek Bitch. -anyway sam is ALWAYS posting to his private story. every day there's five new videos of various hudmel shenanigans. he likes to record things just in case he has to leave again and he needs memories of his friends. -since he’s a sweetheart and doesn’t like people to feel left out, he’s got a fair amount of people on his private story. obviously the new directions and lauren (and matt! he met matt through mike and they hit it off), and some students from his old schools. he’s got some warblers, a chunk of the football team, some mckinley students, and lord tubbington. it’s a good time!

Puck: VIP ZONE -this idiot just likes everybody on his private story to know that they are SPECIAL and APPRECIATED if they’re there -he posts the most wack shit on his story bc he’s always getting up to something stupid so he keeps the amount of people on his private story low so he doesn’t get ratted out -so pretty much only the new directions are on it, plus matt and lauren and a couple of the more tolerable football guys. he has jake on his story too!!! (in my glee cinematic universe they met earlier and they’re bros) he also has jeff the warbler on his story for reasons known to no one, not even jeff and puck.

Rachel: 🌟Rachel Berry Exclusive🌟 -do i even need to explain this one. -rachel does NOT understand the concept of a private story. pretty much everybody who has her on snap is on her private story at this point. she does not give a shit she wants everyone to know what she’s up to all the time. this means that practically everyone she’s ever met is on there

Finn: cooler than puck's -this man is always competing against puck a lil i know it. puck thinks its hilarious. -not a lot of people on finn’s story! he’s got the usual suspects plus some football guys, and david warbler and wes warbler. they hang out sometimes!!! he thinks they’re fun dudes. he also has jake on his story bc he’s met him a couple times through puck and he seemed chill. also jesse st. james so finn can make him jealous bc he’s a little shit

Blaine: Sometimes Turnt -his story posts are usually very basic but when this man gets drunk he goes off the RAILS on his story it’s crazy -blaine’s another one whos got pretty much everyone he knows on his private story. all the usual suspects and all the warblers are on there. he doesn’t have jesse, lauren, or matt, but that’s bc he just. doesn’t know them. he’s got a couple people that he made friends with at mckinley on there too!! -cooper is NOT allowed on his private story. he is explicitly banned.

Tina: former goth bitches anonymous -’nuff said. -tina has the BEST stories. everyone wants to be on her private story - except for when she’s having a breakdown and keeps posting screenshots of sad songs on spotify. but the thing is she keeps her private story on LOCKDOWN. she’s got her new directions and lauren and matt, she’s got a couple haverbrook kids, some warblers, a goth guy she met at a hot topic, and sunshine!!! but NO ONE ELSE. everyone else is PROHIBITED. NO FUCKING ENTRY!

Mike: The Fuck -mike didn’t know what to name it :/ so he decided to name it after what he’s thinking every time he posts a video of his friends doing something stupid -everyone loves mike. everyone is on his story. thee whole mf gang. the new directions, lauren, matt, jesse, sunshine, the whole football team, all the cheerios, haverbrook kids, warblers, vocal adrenaline dancers, the works. he doesn’t know how they all wound up there considering he hardly ever posts, but he just keeps making friends with people and they’re like "hey you’re very sexy and hot. want to be on my private story" and of course he has to return the favour!!!

Artie: Artie's Priv -short and simple! -everything he posts is edited RIDICULOUSLY. like with stickers and filters and video edits, the works. everything. -he doesn’t have a lot of people on his private story mostly because he usually uses his public one, so he just doesn’t think to add people to his private story. but he’s got the new directions, he’s got lauren and matt, he’s got a few other mckinley students, and... that’s pretty much it. he just doesn’t think about it!

Quinn: Don't let my Catholic guilt see this -this one. i haven’t gotten to use it in a fic yet. but i will. its also fairly self explanatory -quinn is another gal who keeps this shit shut DOWN. almost nobody gets in bc a lot of her stories are just her RANTING about feminism or her life or SOMETHING that's pissing her off that she needs to vent about -she’s got the new directions, she’s got lauren and matt, she’s got some cheerios, and that is IT. nobody else gets to see this shit.

THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUN TO WRITE OUT OH MY GOD I AM SO PLEASED!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME THIS I HAVE NOT FELT THIS MUCH EUPHORIA IN A LONG TIME!!!!!

[alexthedrummerboy]

i should have clarified so sorry, but willex was for this "send me a ship and I will tell you:" and willie for the one about character

ahh yes okay that makes much more sense!! sorry, i had that ask tag queued and i didn't know it had already reblogged! ❤️

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when I started shipping it if I did:

bestie literally the moment that willie rolled onscreen. from the SECOND they made eye contact i fucking knew bro i was losing my mind PLS i dont see how anyone could watch alex lose his mind over willie's hair flip and not immediately fall in love with them both

my thoughts:

like in general?? I love them very much and i just want them to be happy and if they don't kith in season 2 i might burn a building down

What makes me happy about them:

how much!! they already!! like each other!! also all those precious little moments of eye contact?? i love that willie was alex's first ghost friend and was sort of his 'guide' !! honestly everything about them makes me happy!!

What makes me sad about them:

:( the fact that they're currently being separated and we don't really know what's happening to willie at caleb's club

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

i haven't read a lot of willex fics that annoy me tbh - i guess characterisation? if i read a fic where i don't particularly agree with the characterisation of either willie or alex then i probably won't finish it but i'm never really annoyed by it!

things I look for in fanfic:

i mostly read modern aus!! i usually look for cute fluffy aus and meet cutes and interesting predicaments!! i haven't actually read a fic in a while tho fjdklls

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

literally no one tbh

My happily ever after for them:

they !! come back to life!! together!!!!!! AND END UP JUST BEING HAPPY TOGETHER and owen finally gets the willex kith of his dreams

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

i think they switch!! little spoon is very comforting so i can see alex wanting to be the little spoon occasionally, especially when his emotions get the better of him. but also willie seems like the kind of guy who thrives off touch and physical affection so i can totally see him little spooning it up!!

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

i feel like alex likes to braid willie's hair 🥺 it's my personal headcanon that he had a little sister and he learned to braid her hair when she was young so he now finds it therapeutic!! and since willie has such nice long soft hair, alex always likes to run his fingers through it and braid it!

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character:

you know that gif of lady gaga going "talented brilliant showstopping amazing"? yeah that :D

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

fjdsklfjklsjkdlsjlksj literally only alex my monoshipper ass could never

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

there's something so pure and wholesome about the willie/reggie best friend dynamic!!

My unpopular opinion about this character:

idk if i have one tbh!! i do like to think that willie IS a really good flirt, just not with guys that he actually likes. like he'll playfully flirt with or joke with his sweet elderly neighbour and with the cashier at the gas station or a cute lil kid who looks up to him but when it comes to a guy he ACTUALLY finds attractive, he forgets how to speak and word jumbles fall out

i have no evidence for this - i just think it would be neat if it were true <3

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

give me willie surname or give me DEATH

my OTP:

i wonder if u can guess this one, kids!! FJDKSLLFKS it's willex i hope you all know that by now ❤️

my cross over ship:

hhhhh i can only think of either glee or anime girl help-

i Don't think willie would be compatible with kurt OR blaine from glee tbh but how fucking funny would it be to see him flirt with either of them FJDKSL

a headcanon fact:

willie comes from a big family and is the oldest of a bunch of siblings, actually! and because i said this, it is fact <3

character/ship asks!

[theyaskedmeto]

What are you favourite klaine fics??

okay thankfully i make a list of all the fanfics i’ve read (so organised ik ik) SO THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER WOOP WOOP

where there’s smoke by stoney - this is the first klaine fic i ever read and its just so mcfucking cute but also a little angsty. fireman!blaine is a whole ass VIBE and his backstory is so :’)))) but in a sad beautiful way. also chapter 8 (i think?) is very stressy but theres a happy ending and its just so sweet. also the fact that its the first klaine fic i ever read means i hold it very close to my heart :)

syrup and honey by LauGS - bro this one,,,,,, don’t even get me started on this fucking fic. if you like blangst then justtttt,,,, ugh its so good. i remember reading this in my mum’s friend’s car on the way to go on a walk and finding out about blaine’s backstory and ugh i just couldn’t put it down. READ IT

all the other ghosts & grey by rainjoy - these fics are honestly one of the best things to happen to this fandom imo. it’s so famous it’s got its own fandom and tbh i think that just speaks for itself. grey is my most favouritest out of the two. spent two good months reading these. if any klaine fic were to be made into a netflix show (never directed by ryan murphy tho pls) it would be these ones. just imagine how amazing it could be,,,,,, ahfskjhfkajd so many thoughts about this

in my place by LauGS - don’t touch me. so much angst in this fic,,,,, also another one of my faves. nerdy!blaine and damaged!kurt??? and blaine owns a bookshop????? ugh yes pls

sotto voce by GSJwrites - i also hold this fic close to my heart.... but then fanfiction in general is something that means so much to me. but this fic is so CLASSY and yeahhh i just love it. also blaine’s characterisation is hot. like he’s all mysterious and wears baggy shirts,,,,

jitters by whatiknew - i just finished this and wow. it just filled me with so much happiness and it genuinely made me laugh. it was just funny, especially bits when blaine’s imagining all these scenarios !! and even though it’s not always talking about blaine being with kurt i was still gripped. like i wasn’t impatient and waiting for them to get together. blaine’s characterisation is so sweet and pretty accurate to how he is in canon which is so nice and lovely to see. also his friendship with tina is so wholesome.... i just wish it was longer bc i finished it in under a day :( but i really recommend this one because its also a coffee shop au so.... u know its gonna be cute

basically all klaine fics are great... the ones that i’ve taken note of anyway. fanfiction is such a big thing to me even when i was in my previous fandom reading self insert fics and there was only like 2 or 3 multichapter ones that were actually well written. but yeah!!!!!! in conclusion i love fanfiction so much 

if i were to choose my overall faves it would have to be atog and grey. i just,,, those fics changed my life. just so amazingly written and like,,, how can one mind come up with something so amazing??? and they do it for free ???!!! the mind boggles. 

thanks for the ask! i love fic reccing :)

[blurglesmurfklaine]

Answer the prime numbered questions for the writers' ask meme!

Bold of you to assume I remember enough from math class in high school to know which numbers are prime EDIT: THERE ARE A LOT MORE PRIME NUMBERS THAN I THOUGHT THERE WERE (yes I had to google it I am not a Designated Math Gay)

1. Tell us about your WIP!

I’m currently posting Here We Go Again, which is the sequel to There From The Start where Blaine is the 12th member of the OG New Directions in season one! It’s actually a fic I didn’t realize would end up being so close to my heart but like I finished it the other day and big oof I was a sad girl.

2. Where is your favorite place to write?

Since covid? My room lol

3. What is your favorite/least favorite part about writing?

My favorite part is coming up with the emotional scenes which usually just come to me in the form of dialogue! I’m a total slut for drama or the result of emotional buildup

My LEAST fave part is like... coming up with a story that makes fucking *sense* around those bits lmaooooooo

5. Top five formative books?

(I’m gonna include fic in this)

All the other ghosts

LITTLE NUMBERS CHANGED MY LIFE OKAY

The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series

Perfect Chemistry which was just this trashy romance/drama novel (or maybe it wasn’t that trashy and I’ve been conditioned to think romance novels are trashy bc they focus on women) that got passed around in eighth grade and DEFINITELY started my addiction to love stories

Change of Heart by Jodi Picoult. I think this is one of my favorite books of all time. It’s so fucking beautiful and heartbreaking and I think I need to give it a re read tbh

7. Favorite/most inspirational book?

Oof this is so fucking hard. I’m not gonna say change of heart just bc I already used that one, so... Sing You Home also by Jodi Picoult just... fucks me right up man. And it’s gay. AND ITS GAY WITH A HAPPY ENDING. AND ITS NOT FIC CAN U BELIEVE?

11. What are you planning to work on next?

I’m kind of nervous about my next project actually, because it’s not a type of story I’ve ever tackled before and idek how to summarize it without making it seem like it’s about something it’s not??? Idek I know I’m not making sense lmaooooo

Basically, it’s Kurt and Blaine adjusting to life after being reunited after 7 years. I actually finished the first chapter today! It’s going to be called Amidst the Chaos :) I’m very excited but also kind of nervous bc I also don’t have all of it entirely fleshed out but we’ll see what happens!

13. Describe your writing process

Bro. I have no process.

Jk, recently, I’ve been going to my room, turning off my lights, and turning on my instrumental music playlist (Schubert, my dude, you got me through the last few chapters of HWGA) other than that... I guess I make a rough outline and then sort of figure things out as I go???

17. What things (scenes/topics/character types) are you most comfortable writing?

Scenes: I love awkward/uncomfortable/funny situations. They are my CRACK

Topics: characters discussing their family and friends

Character: I could be wrong but I feel like I’m pretty good at writing Finn?

19. How do you cope with writer’s block?

Take a break. Go for a walk. Read something new. Read something old of mine that I liked. Work on one shots that I forgot about like they’re a pallet cleanser. Go back and try to write and nothing comes to me AGAIN. Force my self to take a break for REAL this time. Wash, rinse, repeat.

23. Most anticipated upcoming books?

I don’t think I read enough books anymore to answer this, but some of my friends are working on things that I am very VERY excited to read! (Yes Brit and Adri this is about y’all)

29. Is writing more of a hobby or do you write with the intention of getting published?

100% a hobby. Cheaper than therapy!

37. Do you ever write long handed or do you prefer to type everything?

Sometimes I do write on pen and paper! I feel like your brain works differently when that happens. Some of my best things have come from writing on pen and paper, I think.

41. Are there any books you feel have shaped you as a writer?

This is gonna sound stupid, but I think the Captain Underpants series had a huge impact on me... HEAR ME OUT: I love comedy, I love to laugh, I love to make other people laugh, and those books were some of the first books that had me CACKLING as a child and I was like “OH WORM?” So I make sure to keep most of my stories light with humor!

43. How do you deal with rejection?

Usually I just bitch about it in private with my friends 😂😂 but I like to think I take *constructive* criticism pretty well!

47. Single or dual/multi POV?

I think it really depends on the story, but overall dual/multi. It’s something I still struggle with on some scenes because I’m like I WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS CHARACTERS EXACT REACTION AND THOUGHTS but like it just ain’t their time to shine 😔

53. What is the first line of your WIP?

AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT

This is from the next chapter of Here We Go Again:

“He hit her in the face?” Kurt’s voice rang from the other end of the line.

This is from my not yet posted WIP, Amidst the Chaos:

Table five—sriracha sauce, he thinks to himself.

And this one is from one I may or may not tackle (but if I do it’s gonna be called Cruel Summer bc I’m s slut for t swizzle):

In the seven years that they’ve known each other, Blaine has never—not once—liked a single boyfriend Sebastian has introduced to their friend group.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!! It was super fun :))) 🥰