#brittney out

[drmedusagrey]

April's taken over Izzie's room, which was fine when it was temporary. But I live in the attic, and I sleep next to Christmas ornaments.

[lunatic-pudge]

Guys, they're literally the same person

My childhood trauma gets to resurface ONCW AGAIN!

[faeriekit]

What is Jazz x Jason's ship name again? Whatever. I think we should have at least one horror fic where she wants to emotionally and mentally skin him like a bug and he's super into it.

ANGER MANAGEMENT! That's it!

Anyway, I think she should flay him all the way down to his childhood trauma and daddy issues and he should let her root around in his guts. It's like...enrichment. I only ever see fics where they're, like, trying to be better. I would love to see fics where literally everyone thinks their relationship is a horrible idea (it is) (they're into that)

[the-physicality]

kid?lympics

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I think about this constantly.

Hello hi sirrrrrr <3 twink collectooorrrrr <3 hiiiiiiii <3

[caecaesclubhouse]

Terri's "a real romantic" according to the MU website, so I imagine he likes flirting with people while Terry just watches lol

(Also, I think the twins might have a thing for the PNK girls 🤭💕)

[likeadevils]

why is most of the ire about a man sexually assaulting someone about two women

[fizoda]

Kon was a punk in the 90s that means he probably listened the offspring,blink 182 and fall out boy

But he also probably listened to spice girls

[feddy-34]

[sparkles-oflight]

Mama....

I'm in love with a criminal

(From Mark Pirc's stories)

[inkats]

i wanttt........ a toxic situationship....

[maxellminidisc]

Beloved lesbians I call upon your powers to pwease give me some lesbian tunes to recommend to my baby lesbian niece who thinks tiktok music is the height of gay art skdmkfkfld

[the-physicality]

don't mind me, blocks week is over and nary a mention of the mercury occurred, despite being one of three teams with two people in the top 10 for blocks.

natasha mack goes unmentioned because she's making league minimum and isn't seen as a *star*, despite having a massive ceiling, filling in for BG for the first part of the season, and having a massive defensive impact, with more blocks per 40 than anyone besides cam brink, and playing far fewer minutes than anyone in the top 10 for blocks [and has a very high shooting percentage]

celeste taylor unmentioned because she switched teams so many times i guess the league doesn't want to show how that's allowed, even though she is a fan favorite [by fans of every team she played for]. despite having SEVERAL picture perfect blocks, one of which [vs sabrina] there is no video footage of, on account of shitty broadcasting techniques

diana taurasi unmentioned despite having 20% of her blocks being absolute show stoppers. once because the league doesn't want to "show profanity," despite it being the most entertaining block of the season, and once because [again] of shitty broadcasting techniques [cable camera] in probably one of the most cinematic block sequences out there [dijonai blocking her shot to dt blocking dijonai in the span of SECONDS]

and of course, brittney griner going unrecognized because everyone takes her entire skill set for granted, despite crossing 800 career blocks this season, currently #3 all time, and #2 in blocks per game.

[phagi]

Fixed the show

[nympippi]

It might be me but Vance Hopper gives me major Brittney Mathew vibes. Especially when she’s around Saison (I think I spelt that right lol)

[rickeajacksons]