#british monty

[foogadooga]

british monty and solar

TW: HEAVY child neglect and abuse. human trafficking? lego eating, me not remembering how british monty acts so hes prob out of character

Context: in this human au solars not biologically related to the celestials instead adopted by the creator for labor, paying Midnight (Solars Moon) a portion of the money earned. Daylight (Solars Sun, also trans FTM) is solars bio dad and went into a coma after solar was born and moon just completely ignored solar when he was a baby, british Monty would come by the house to feed Solar and stuff every now and then.

British Monty: *chilling with Midnight*

Solar (1 y.o): *being a dumb hungry baby trying to eat a lego*

B.Monty: SOLAR NO- *takes it away before turning to Midnight* next time you make me stop your baby from choking on a lego ill be very PEEVED

Midnight: i aint the one that gave him legos!

B.Monty:...who gave him legos?

Midnight:...

B.Monty:....

Midnight: WHERED YOU GET LEGOS YA LITTLE SHIT *takes all the legos away*

Solar: :(

B.Monty: running theory. Daylight is perfectly mobile. Hes been getting up when your asleep, working, and buying Solar legos, because his uncle is failing him.

Midnight:...

B.Monty:...

Midnight: get out and never return.

B.Monty: we'll know if soon he has more legos!

Midnight: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

[solar-eclipse012]

What Security Breach Show Character Are You?

[helinedmightbehere]

basically that one episode:

[xanas-eye]

It's time for another SAMS poll: a sequel to my previous one!

This poll has characters who weren't options last time...

[lover-of-skellies]

?????????

He was fine. And then he opened his mouth. And then he made it worse by attacking Solar for no damn reason

[dark-breakers]

Matthew Gator

Species: Bio-Mechanical Animatronic

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Relatives: (Creator/Mother)

Alias: British Monty, Mr. Gator

Age: 11 (Physically), Unknown (Mentally)

Occupation: Mascot of Gator Golf, Manager of Flynn Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex

Base Appearance: Green and light green skin with black spots all over it, white teeth and fangs, red eyes, a red mohawk, a pink tongue, and a yellow and green striped tail.

[mollymontycats]

Relax 😎

[forever70s]

Monty Python (1969)

[astralbondpro]

Monty Python's Flying Circus // S02E01: Dinsdale

[cat-cosplay]

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

[mirellapryce]

Terrible theory, but I think part of the reason everyone in Port Townsend falls for Edwin is the accent. Yes, both Charles and Edwin have a British accent, but Edwin has the stereotypically "Hot, British Accent" (from a North American perspective).

[justdrawlynn11]

Past Ruin! :D

He found a little flower! :D

[emotinalsupportturtle]

whenever I feel sad, overwhelmed, stressed or plain disgusted with life I watch some unhinged British TV (especially comedy panels and shows)

No cure like that

[tsbs-and-other-memes]

Ruin ROASTS LUNAR!? In VRChat

@tsams-and-co-memes

Edit: The Stroopwaffle one was supposed to be Oct 29, 2024- I'm so sorry-

[libraryleopard]

the "playing a side character on hulu's love, victor" to "playing a queer shapeshifter on netflix's dead boy detectives" pipeline consisting of more than one actor is kind of funny to me

[missanthropicprinciple]

Terry-Thomas | selected filmography + PSAs | 1936-1966

Once in a Million 1936

It's Love Again 1936

For Freedom 1940

Under Your Hat 1940

If You Don't Save Paper (PSA) 1948

Copy Book Please (PSA) 1948

A Date with a Dream 1948

The Brass Monkey 1948

Helter Skelter 1949

Melody Club 1949

What's Cooking? (PSA) 1951

Private's Progress 1956

The Green Man 1956

Brothers in Law 1956

Lucky Jim 1957

The Naked Truth 1957

Blue Murder at St Trinian's 1957

Happy Is the Bride 1958

Too Many Crooks 1959

Carlton-Browne of the F.O. 1959

I'm All Right Jack 1959

School for Scoundrels 1960

Make Mine Mink 1960

A Matter of WHO 1961

Bachelor Flat 1962

Kill or Cure 1962

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World 1963

How to Murder Your Wife 1965

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines 1965

La Grande Vadrouille 1966