#britafilter

[leopoldainter]

Eyeinwindow

Moms gotta love em

Bleeding eye crusts

Where's the shopping

Let me stop you right there Mark, hi Randal Skefington sorry gotta take this no Christian bale will be in the back seat then I say nevermind

We can just take the train back

They run on time you know

Not if I wingnut gokli itsa string stringTheory irini prices right just how I taught him, there face comes off so fast I can't watch

That's how you wait call waiting Bluetooth head phones I think I have a brit Mister ef

Also the fist motion is fresh I assumed hitmonchan but we'll call you is back but no saffron forest too bad

It's unamed call it cinnamon britafilter refillable filament now with handy fidget dpinner and falling off already sticker I added from the package this one unpeeled you don't see apple peels on the floor is just what AHS Theme songs want you to think what about the pie for them offer apples Scouts canada also widely associated with the varsNavan region of mapZone SARNIAyour down in the devils peninsula my frunt sailte sainte maniac

Tim Allen was somewhere

On the plane I had it then

Brief case he added some extra time

[crystals-methyd]

All the girls were amazing this week but I think we can agree there was only one who was PURPLE COW STUNNING!

[obama-rama-sama]

Congrats to #rupaulsdragrace #rpdrseason12 for its finale tonight! Here are the eliminated queens #dahliasin #rockmsakura #nickydoll #aidenzhane #britafilter #jansport #widowvondu #heidincloset #jackiecox https://www.instagram.com/p/CAxwG8fACip/?igshid=4er9ht39oid8

[jimmysherfy]

Some moments from Day 3 of DragCon! The gaymers gave Felicia some love, haha. 🎮 Meeting @jackiecoxnyc, @kahmorahall, & @thebritafilter. 💝 🐾🐾🐾 💋💋💋 😼😼😼 #felicia #darkstalkers #capcom #feliciacosplay #jackiecox #darkstalkerscosplay #kahmorahall #dragqueen #gaymer #videogames #britafilter #darkstalkersfelicia #capcomgames #kittygirl #furry #capcomcosplay #dragcon2022 #drag #rupaulsdragrace #dragqueens #capcomfighters #gaygeek #nekogirl #dragcon #rupaulsdragcon #gay #lgbt (at RuPaul's DragCon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdm2i09rk0Z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jhink]

Day 3 of #DragCon was a hit! #rupaulsdragrace #rupaul #dragrace #dragcon2018 #dragconnyc #dragconnyc2018 #nyc #dragqueen #slay #meetandgreet #monetxchange #britafilter #jasminericelabeija #alyssaedwards #rosewithanaccent (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoXnE46ngTM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1la8q8k46qitg

[uptownbill]

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Keep grabbing for your goals. @uptownbill007 - Always be #inspired I found this thanks to @thealexnewell and I LOVE the message. @Regranned from @thebritafilter - If you missed tonight’s episode of #SHADEQUEENS on @fusiontv @thisisfusion! YOU missed THIS! Huge thanks to everyone who made this happen including my incredible dancers @trevor_ryian @davidparralive @zfwilliams23 @robcoglitore! Especially my good Judy @thealexnewell, I finally got to perform one of your songs❤️. #BritaFilter #AnythingButPure - #regrann - #regrann (at Uptown Productions)

[waynedidit]

Pineapple you say? Who wore it better, @manilaluzon or @thebritafilter ?!? #fineapplecouture #drag #dragrace #manilaluzon #britafilter #racechaser #rupaulsdragrace #pineapple https://www.instagram.com/p/B9_zDnvltRM/?igshid=tso49x2r73ks

[theladygalore]

@thebritafilter was EVERYTHING!!!!! #bitchgavemelife! #diva #queen #hardware #sheworkshardforhermoney #queens @amandalagrande looking fucking amazing #nyc #nycmodel #newyorktrip #nycnights #newyorkfashionweek #newyorkers #hellskitchen #britafilter #famouspussy #nycskyline I’m wearing a @jgoriginal lacefront!! (bij Hardware Bar NYC)

[enjoysribsnham]

Being one with nature with these two is three times the fun, four real. #britafilter #elainehikes (at Paradise Falls)

[artificialqueens]

Pulling Leaves Off Trees, Chapter 1: Been Through the Wringer a Couple Times (Multi) - Sportkuras

Summary:

c’est bon: damnnn

c’est bon: wait. jan isnt your apartment near shea’s

human girl: @jansport spill

Jan could feel her stomach drop as she looked at the message.

“Oh, goddamn it.”

—

Or: The girls try to survive college, and everything else that comes with almost being an adult.

A/N: my first fic here on artificialqueens! i noticed that arent many college au’s and group chat fics of the s12 cast so i let myself be self-indulgent for once!! its unbeta’d so apologies lmao but you can talk to me here and you can find the ao3 link here! comment if you’d like!

***

Jan started her morning like almost every college student in their third year would: to be woken up by their alarm after a night of heavy drinking. She woke up with a start and groaned as Chromatica II started blaring from her phone, blindly reaching for it on her nightstand and peering at the time.

Damn. One in the afternoon, huh?

“Thank god I don’t have class today.” The blonde muttered as she checked her notifications: 7 from Twitter, 3 from Insta, and 1 from their group chat. She sat up from her bed and scrolled through the chat, trying to quell her pounding headache.

Bon Voy

Members: jaidaessencehall, heidininacloset, jansport, jackiecox, gigigoode, crystalmethyd, britafilter, dahliasin, nickydoll, aidenzhane, and widowvondu

lebron essence ball: okay so

lebron essence ball: me and shea are at the library rn and she’s complaining to me abt how she couldnt sleep right

lebron essence ball: and chile….it was bc someone was getting RAILED last night lmaooo

lebron essence ball: she said, and i quote, “the bitch had such a good time even I’M jealous”

c’est bon: damnnn

c’est bon:wait. jan isnt your apartment near shea’s

human girl: @jansport spill

human girl: also

human girl: feels weird that we didn’t start this day with a good morning announcement from jan

c’est bon: the vibes were off 😞

Jan could feel her stomach drop as she looked at the message, “Oh, goddamn it.” She’s now acutely aware of their apartment door opening and Rock’s footsteps padding from outside her room, most likely just coming home from her class. She suddenly remembered exactly what happened last night; most especially memories of what happened between her and her roommate . Memories of them being drunk as hell, coming back to their apartment from god knows how many bars, going to Jan’s room giggling like teenagers on a sleepover and well. You know.

Jan checked her phone again.

lebron essence ball: jannette….would you happen to know who was the lucky gal? 👀

backpack backpack: good morning to you too gigi 🙄

human girl: *Afternoon, actually

human girl: Now spill! I know you know almost everyone on that floor.

She pinched the bridge of her nose. How in the hell was she gonna say that her and Rock got drunk and hooked up as casually as possible? She could lie, but Jaida, Brita and Widow could smell bullshit coming from a mile away, and she’s a horrible liar. They’d know she was bluffing.

Might as well get it over it. She let out a sigh as she typed out a message, hoping that it was only Jaida, Nicky and Gigi who were online.

backpack backpack: haha yeah so um

backpack backpack: that was me & rock actually

Even though no one could see her, Jan hid her face behind her hands, bracing for the worst. Several dings!  had come from her phone as soon as she sent the message. Of course it wasn’t only Jaida, Nicky and Gigi who were online.

cox destroyers: Oh my god.

Jan’s eyes widened when she saw Jackie reply, although she’s not quite sure why she was panicking about Jackie knowing about her hook up with Rock in the first place. All she knows is that she’s gonna have to face Jackie (and everyone else, for that matter,) later.

sin city: ohhh bitch—

c’est bon: you and ROCK???

dom top: !!!

dom top: idk who Rock is but get it sister

backpack backpack: Thank you! Thank you, Heidi. It’s like you’re the only one who’s not acting weird right now.

c’est bon: lmao heidi

c’est bon: she’s jans roommate

human girl: Janice Elizabeth Sport.

von du for two: not this shit again i swear to god

tap water: Jan.

tap water: You know that I love you

tap water: BUT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR ROOMMATES

Jan rolled her eyes at the messages, wanting the ‘news’ to be over as soon as possible. “And they say I’m the dramatic one.” She huffed as she quickly typed on her phone again.

backpack backpack: okay can y’all chill 🙄

backpack backpack: we just got drunk and slept together, that’s all.

backpack backpack: tell shea im sorry though xxxx @jaidaessencehall

lebron essence ball: bitch you know it ain’t about having a drunk hookup with someone

lebron essence ball: its about the fact that you banged your roommate AGAIN

backpack backpack: oh COME ON

backpack backpack: this was just the second time!!

backpack backpack: and lemon’s with priyanka now!!!

von du for two: girl you & lemon were fucking almost every week i can’t with u

von du for two: going at it like rabbits while we were outside your apartment getting ready to watch glee :/

tap water: and, frankly, i don’t want to come up to your apartment to run lines with you if i have to hear y’all fooling around. my good, christian ears have heard enough.

She felt her face heat up in embarrassment.

backpack backpack: oh my god can you guys please shut up!!!!

backpack backpack: it’s not gonna happen again bc it was a one time thing

backpack backpack: i promise

human girl: [dwayne the rock johnson voice] are you sure about that?

backpack backpack: yes georgina goode i am 100% sure

Jan bit her lip as she looked up at the door to her room. Okay, she’s not 100% sure, but not because she regretted it or anything. As much as her brain was allowing her to remember, last night was good. Great, even. But between auditions, college, and working in the café, her love life (or lack thereof) is on pause for now. Besides, it’s not like anyone has been actively pursuing her, or vice versa.

But it wouldn’t hurt to ask Rock, right?

Sighing in defeat, Jan quickly got up from her bed with her phone still in her hand (as much as her hangover allowed her), left her room and knocked on her roommates door, hoping that she wasn’t busy. She heard a faint “come in!” from the other side and opened the door softly.

“Hey, roomie.” She joked.

Rock looked up from her drawing tablet and slipped off the headphones from her ears. “Glad to see you’re finally awake, and here I thought you were a morning person.” Rock’s room was a mess of color and paraphernalia; while Jan’s was strictly purple, pop culture, and musical theater, hers was an array of figurines and albums on the shelves, kpop & anime posters tacked on the wall behind her bed reaching up to the ceiling, and a somewhat decent gaming setup in the corner of her room. Crystal and Nicky would be proud.

Jan rolled her eyes, “Yeah, well, last night was something,” She slightly cleared her throat at the mention of last night. “Also, about last night…”

Rock raised her brow, “Go on?”

“It was a one time thing, right?” Jan furrowed her brows in question, “I mean, last night was amazing , as much my brain is allowing me to remember. And you’re hot, so, I’m not complaining. Really dig the anime e-girl vibe, and I’m sure anyone would tap that ass! I mean, I did, but I’m just—”

“—Not looking for anything right now?” Rock cut her off, saving Jan from turning into a hungover, rambling mess.

She let out a sigh of relief, sitting on her roommates bed and putting her phone down, “Yeah, doll. Just been really busy right now, y’know? 3rd year isn’t a joke.”

The pink-haired girl let out a snort, “Oh, I know the feeling. And don’t worry, I wasn’t looking for anything either, and while last night was fun,” She looked at her pointedly, and Jan was calm enough to actually smirk at the incident between the two, “I’d much rather have you as my friend than as my fuck buddy, because you are loud , girl!”

Jan shrieked at that, “Oh my god, shut up!” She threw a pillow at Rock’s head while the girl let out a cackle, “My friends were on my ass about that too, some friends they are.”

“Wait, you told your friends about that? Aren’t you friends with Nicky?”

Jan huffed, “Mama, more like I was forced to tell them. Jaida’s friend, Shea—whose apartment is next to ours, by the way—was complaining to her about how she couldn’t sleep last night because of, um, my tendency to be vocal.”

“You’re welcome, by the way.”

“Rotted bitch!” Jan threw another pillow at Rock, this time missing because the girl was doubled over in laughter, “I can’t believe you! The disrespect, really. I shouldn’t be taking this from you, I still have a shift to do at 3.”

“But you took it from me real good last night, so,” this time Rock shielded her face as Jan threw pillow after pillow at her, trying to speak through her laughter, “Okay, okay! I give, I give! I’m sorry, mom!”

“Bitch! I can be a top if I want to!” Jan exclaimed in mock offense. As their laughter subsided, the blonde suddenly had an idea, “Oh! What if I invite you over for dinner?”

Rock smirked, “One: we’re roommates. It’s not really inviting me to dinner if we eat in the same room. And two: I thought you said you weren’t looking for anything?”

“I mean dinner with my friends, gorg. All 11 of us eat together at least once a week, this time we’re gonna crash at Heidi, Jaida and Brita’s. Maybe you wanna come and meet them? I know you and Nicky know each other somehow, so it wouldn’t be too awkward, right?”

“Introducing me to the family already? Ain’t that a bit too early for you, Ms. Sport?”

“More like introducing you to a bunch of kindergartners,” Jan muttered as she checked her phone for any new notifications, “But yeah, I want them to know you as my roommate and friend , not as my roommate who I slept with.”

Bon Voy

dom top: okay so jans sex life aside

dom top: y’all are still coming over tonight?

sin city: yes girl!! college sucks ass sm i need to eat my feelings

c’est bon: wouldn’t miss it for the world mon ami xoxo

cox destroyer: I’m gonna be a little late! I just have to return and borrow some stuff in the library.

human girl: can we please order pizza hut <3

lebron essence hall: no <3

von du for two: we are going to order dominoes like civilized people

human girl: ugh fine, all of you have 0 taste

human girl: crys said yes btw she just has class right now

tap water: aiden said she’s gonna come too, she just can’t message the chat bc she’s still in her shift

Jan grinned at Brita’s message, finally getting the chance to steer the conversation away from her.

backpack backpack: So if she can’t message the chat because of her shift, why’s she messaging you, miss brittany filter?? 👀

Jan can feel Brita’s eye roll from miles away.

tap water: She speaks!

tap water: And don’t act like this conversation isn’t over, Miss Janice Sport. You have a lot of explaining to do.

“So, are ya gonna introduce me as your forbidden, but passionate lover? Whose romance was short-lived, yet wild, fiery and unforgettable?”

Now it was Jan’s turn to let out a cackle as she left Rock’s room, “More like my chaotic mess of a roommate who farted herself awake!”

This time it was Rock’s turn to gasp in offense, “That was one time and you fucking know it! And my answer is yes, by the way!”

Jan sent a message to the chat before grabbing her towel and putting her phone away to take a shower.

backpack backpack: oh btw i’m inviting rock to hang out with us!!! I promise she’s super fun and that we’re just roommates and see y’all soon please dont kill me or make it awkward with rock xxxx

tap water: are you

tap water: kidding me.

von du for two: oh for the love of GOD

***

[thehubofgrub]

✨STOCKED. ✨ cc: @wegmans #cocknbull #gingerbeer #rollingrock #lacroix #britafilter #spikedseltzer #dietcoke #eggmuffins #grilledchicken #groundturkey #mealprep #almondmilk #nomnomnom #showusyourfridge

[crystals-methyd]

It’s been a stressful time in my house over the last couple of days so it’s taken me a while to gather my thoughts on the finale but here we go:

Jaida: THE QUEEN! She deserves it so much, and I’m so happy for her. That orange outfit is killer!

Crystal: surpassed even fan expectations of how cookie she could be, I love her even more and I can’t stop laughing at that pinata intro!!

Gigi: will surely go down in drag race herstory for that Aha song! Iconic!

I’m just so grateful we got to have this top 3 because who else could have smashed this finale from their living rooms?? They’re all amazing and I’m going to miss them on my TV so much!

[liadem-blog1]

Laundry and water bottles EVERYWHERE! Goals for next week buy new water bottles and refill #Brita filter. Keep laundry kept

[jureich]

💖💛💖 #queens #alwaysfun #dragqueens #maDd #judydarling #britafilter #hollyboxsprings #love #turnt #turntwednesdays (at Ritz Bar And Lounge, New York)

[uptownbill]

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Always be #inspired I found this thanks to @thealexnewell and I LOVE the message. @Regranned from @thebritafilter - If you missed tonight’s episode of #SHADEQUEENS on @fusiontv @thisisfusion! YOU missed THIS! Huge thanks to everyone who made this happen including my incredible dancers @trevor_ryian @davidparralive @zfwilliams23 @robcoglitore! Especially my good Judy @thealexnewell, I finally got to perform one of your songs❤️. #BritaFilter #AnythingButPure - #regrann

[tea-and-vodka]

Pee

BritaFilters

Black and white

Clocks ticking

Mark and Ethan being near each other

Reblog this post with innocent things that instantly make you think about Unus Annus. I’ll start:

Apple cider vinegar

Ketchup

Baby dolls