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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#āAlternate take on how that scene played outā Rather than my funnier āMy prediction for how it will go downā#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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HOLLOW HEART
BONUS: AFTERMATH
BONUS 2: STUFF LEFT BEHIND THERE IS A BIT MORE ON THE DIALOGUE I MADE BUT COULDNT ADDED IT IN BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING TOO LONG AND DIDNT WANT TO BREAK MY WRIST AGAIN
#stp#slay the princess#stp voices#stp smitten#stp hero#stp cold#stp long quiet#stp princess#[implied to be there]#owlart#YOU GET SOME FUNFACTS IN THIS TAGS BECAUSE GOOD GOD THIS POST GOT LONG#FUNFACT: THE DIALOGUE IS WRITTEN AS IF HEA SMITTEN IS TELLING THE STORY. I HEADCANON HIM TO TAKING A SIMILAR POSITION OF THE NARRATOR WHEN-#HE GOT SEND TO THE PRINCESS. SO HE NARRATES WHATEVER IS HAPPENING AT THE TIME. IT STARTS TO BECOME AN ACTUAL DIALOGUE WHEN HE STARTS-#FREAKING OUT lol#FUNFACT 2: HEA TOOK HIS HEART SO THE LITTLE HEART HE HAS NOW IS THE FEW FEELINGS HE STILL REMEMBERS. THEYRE NOT MANY RIGHT NOW.#BUT MAYBE HELL REMEMBER MORE EVENTUALLY#ALSO OFC THIS IS ALL HEADCANON POST- CONSTRUCT STUFF. HERO COLLECTING ALL THE BOYS BUT COULDNT DO MUCH FOR SMITTEN#HAPPY VALENTINESSS DAAAAY#[can this be read as burned bridges? yea] jk3232ntl3
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Jason blames the mistake on the fact that it was his first time being back in the cave after coming onto the scene as Red Hood. He was needed as part of a larger operation, but being back in the sterile and kleptomaniacal space had made him slip up. Old behavior patterns that fit like too tight gloves.
Heād said it as a joke, of all things.
His relationship with the bats was tepid at best and heād rebuked every attempt theyād made for him to participate in their little āfamilyā charade. His only concession had been for work related business. But his head wasnāt on right, it seemed, because he slipped back into the old tone he used when he would banter with Batman.
Bruce had asked him to stay for dinner, which heād declined. Dick had asked him if he wanted to join in on movie night, which heād ignored. Alfred had told him in no uncertain terms would someone within his household go without at least refreshment, so heād accepted the tea. Tim and Damian had already turned in for the night, not eager to be a part of the hissed threats followed by sullen silences that functioned as their method of conversation.
Jason had been reading through some of the files for the upcoming operation while Dick was doing his best to keep up a stream of chatter. It didnāt alleviate the frosty tone of the cave, but it did remind Jason of the few times Dick had tried to play āhappy familyā before heād scamper back off to Bludhaven. It was a blast from the past, this level of unease between them. If it werenāt for the spectre of glass and bloody fabric in Jasonās periphery heād think heād somehow been sent back in time.
At some point in the incessant noise, Dick had said something about an upcoming gala and was trying to strategize with Bruce about how to convince Damian to attend. And by āstrategize with Bruceā Jason meant āprattle on aimlessly at a brick wall like a mental patient.ā
Bruce told Dick that he would employ the same method heād used on all his kids, bribery.
Then Bruce had turned to Jason and asked if he would consider attending dinner tomorrow night instead, if he was already busy.
āItāll cost you.ā
Jasonās tone shouldāve been cold, aloof. But in actuality, it was a lot closer to his old humor, the sarcasm and wit that belied a Robin.
Dick had stopped talking. Bruce was quickly recovering, schooling his blank expression into something painful to look at.
āHow much?ā
Jasonās eyes, which had flicked back down to the file, stopped on the word associates. He glanced back up and yep. Bruceās face was a mixture of hope and determination. His eyes glinted in the harsh fluorescents.
āWhat?ā
āHow much will it cost to have you stay for dinner tomorrow?ā
Jason scoffed.
āYou canāt afford me.ā
āTry me.ā
Dick was flicking his eyes between them like a tennis match.
Jason paused.
In actuality, crime lording paid well, but the funds werenāt all usable for the same things. For civilian things. Jason could do with some clean, unlaundered cash. Not that he wanted to admit it.
He let the silence stretch until it was uncomfortable. He didnāt take his eyes off Bruce.
āHow long?ā
āYou stay from 6pm to 8:30pm.ā
āMy going rate is a hundred dollars a minute.ā
āDone.ā
Bruce wasnāt smiling, and Dick huffed out something that sounded faintly jealous but hey. Jason would be a fool to pass up $15,000.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#redhood#nightwing#tim drake#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#batfam#batfamily#bruce starts paying jason to spend time with the family and the going rate is always $100/min#jason convinces him to pay up even if heās asleep when spending the night#and anything more than 8 straight hours is overtime and he gets time and a half#to other kids try and complain but bruce tells them they already have access to his money they donāt need to ask#slowly like a feral cat jason reacclimates to the bats snorts at the occasional joke that kinda thing#until one day thereās a family dinner and jason wasnāt explicitly asked to attend so he doesnāt show and heās upset with himself for being#upset and everyone thinks something happened so they ditch dinner to find him and everyone realizes theyāve been rebuilding bridges#bruce and jason finally talk it out and jason admits to being part of the family again#when his siblings do ask what he needed all that money for he admits to attending college and bruce bluescreens
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okay because I'm seeing some misinfo, here's the story on the Key Bridge collapse
What was the Key Bridge?
The Francis Scott Key Bridge (also called the Key Bridge, the Beltway Bridge, and the Outer Harbor Crossing) was steel-arch continuous-through-truss bridge spanning the Patapsco River south of the Baltimore Harbor. The bridge took 5 years to build and cost an estimated $145 million ($735 million in today's dollars). The full bridge project (including approaches) was 10.9 miles long, but the stretch over the Patapsco was 1.6 miles long and 4 lanes wide, and comprised a length of I-695, the Baltimore Beltway. It traveled between Hawkins Point and Dundalk, and in addition to the I-895 Harbor Tunnel was the primary way for Marylanders to cross from the Eastern Shore to the West. The bridge carried an estimated 11.5 million vehicles per year. There is a lane for ships to pass under the Key Bridge with enough clearance.
Was it structurally sound?
The bridge received its latest inspection in 2022 and received a 6/9 score, which is considered "fair" by federal standards. There was a concern with one of its columns, which was downgraded from a health index of 77.8 to 65.9, but it is not clear yet if this was one of the columns struck by the ship. In 1980 the bridge was struck by a different cargo ship which destroyed a concrete support structure, but the bridge itself was unharmed. There is as of yet no evidence that the bridge collapsed because of poor condition. Experts say the lesson to be learned is about the size and weight of modern cargo ships, and that the bridge was not to blame. Engineers have noted, however, that the bridge's piers lacked protective devices such as fenders.
What was the ship?
The MV Dali is a container ship flying the Singapore flag. It is owned by Grace Ocean Private Ltd. and operated by Synergy Marine Group Ltd. The ship is currently being chartered by Maersk, a Dutch shipping company. It was built in 2015 by Hyundai. The ship is 980 feet long and 157 feet wide. The ship's gross tonnage (its internal volume) is 95,128 tons (190,256,000 pounds). Its deadweight (the weight of cargo it can carry) is 116,851 tons (233,702,000 pounds). The ship was carrying 3,000 containers. The engine is a MAN-B&W 9S90ME putting out 41,480 kilowatts (55,626 horsepower).
Over its lifetime the Dali has been inspected 27 times, and only 2 faults were ever found. On June 27, 2023 the Dali was held in port in Chile due to an issue with the propulsion system. According to an inspector the pressure gauges on the heating system were "unreadable". The fault was fixed before the ship left port.
The Dali is crewed by 22 Indian nationals including 2 maritime pilots.
What happened?
The Dali arrived at the Port of Baltimore on March 23, 2024. At 12:44 AM on March 26, 2024 the Dali left port, beginning its journey to Colombo, Sri Lanka. At 01:26 AM the ship suffered a "complete blackout" and began to drift out of the shipping lane. It is not yet known what caused the electrical failure. The backup generator did not power the propulsion system. At around 01:26 AM the crew of the Dali sent a mayday distress call to the Maryland Department of Transportation (MDOT) informing them of the loss of power and that a collision with the Key Bridge was possible. The anchors were dropped as an emergency measure to attempt to slow or stop the vessel. At the request of one of the pilots traffic flow over the bridge was immediately halted. Black smoke was seen coming from the Dali, which experts believe was the result of the crew managing to restart the power system to regain some maneuvering capability.
At 01:28 AM the Dali, traveling at 8 knots (considered to be a fast speed) collided with a support strut beneath the Key Bridge's metal truss at the southwest end of the bridge. A Baltimore resident said he heard the collision and that it "felt like an earthquake". Emergency teams began receiving 911 calls at 01:30 AM, and the Baltimore Police Department were alerted at 01:35 AM. One of the officers present radioed that he was going to go onto the bridge to alert the construction crew as soon as a second officer arrived, but the bridge collapsed seconds later.
What was the damage?
The Key Bridge has completely collapsed. The metal truss relies on structural tension from the bridge itself to maintain its rigidity. As soon as one of the support columns was destroyed, the rest of the bridge quickly followed.
The damage to the Dali is reported as minimal. The ship was impaled by the bridge's structure above the waterline, but has maintained watertight integrity. The crew has not reported any water contamination from its 1.8 million gallons of marine fuel. 13 containers carrying potentially hazardous material were damaged, and are being inspected by a team of Coast Guard divers. At least 5 vehicles including 3 passenger cars and a cement mixer were detected underwater, but authorities do not believe they were occupied
Who was hurt?
The crew of the Dali reports no casualties, except one crewmember who was hospitalized for minor injuries. There was a crew of 8 construction workers on the Key Bridge filling in potholes. 2 were immediately pulled from the water by rescue crews, with 1 being rushed to emergency care and the other reporting minor injuries and refusing treatment. The hospitalized worker has since been discharged. 1 of those rescued was Mexican. The remaining 6 remain missing. Of those 6, 2 have been identified:
Miguel Luna from El Salvador
Maynor Yassir Suazo Sandoval from Honduras
Of the remaining 4, 2 are Guatemalan nationals. Neither have been identified, but the Guatemalan Foreign Affairs Ministry has stated that they were a 26-year-old from San Luis, PetƩn, and a 35-year-old from CamotƔn, Chiquimula. The other 2 are presumed to be Mexican.
Rescue Efforts
The Coast Guard was immediately deployed for search-and-rescue operations. Military Blackhawk helicopters were seen over the river. Rescue efforts were ended at 07:30 PM on March 26, 2024 due to darkness, fog, and cold temperatures. Rear Admiral Shannon Gilreath said "Based on the length of time that we've gone in the search, the extensive search efforts that we put into it, the water temperature -- at this point, we do not believe that we're going to find any of these individuals still alive". Recovery operations resumed at 07:30 AM on March 27, 2024 with all 6 workers presumed dead.
No divers have yet entered the water underneath the bridge. Supervisory Special Agent Brian Hudson of the FBI's Underwater Search and Evidence Response Team said "the debris field is pretty sizable and I know thatās why theyāre hesitant to send divers down because some of the debris is still shifting, the heavy weight of the rocks". The FBI has deployed Remotely Operated Vehicles (ROVs) equipped with cameras and SONAR.
Aftermath
At 05:08 AM on March 26, 2024 Transportation Secretary Pete Buttegiege posted on X (formerly Twitter):
"Iāve spoken with Gov. Moore and Mayor Scott to offer USDOTās support following the vessel strike and collapse of the Francis Scott Key bridge. Rescue efforts remain underway and drivers in the Baltimore area should follow local responder guidance on detours and response."
At 07:30 AM on March 27, 2024 President of the Maryland State Senate Bill Ferguson posted on X (formerly Twitter):
"Over 15,000 in the Balt region rely on daily operations at Port of Baltimore to put food on the table. Today, with Del. @LukeClippinger and colleagues representing Port, we are drafting an emergency bill to provide for income replacement for workers impacted by this travesty."
At around 09:40 AM on March 26, 2024 Maryland Governor Wes Moore and Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott declared a State of Emergency to take effect at 10:30 AM March 26, 2024, and to last 30 days. Baltimore's Emergency Operations Plan was put into effect.
More than 1,000 personnel from the US Army Corps of Engineers (USACE) have been deployed to assist with clearing the debris and rebuilding efforts. President Joe Biden has pledged that the federal government will pay for the entire reconstruction of the bridge.
Jennifer Homendy, the chair of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) has recovered the Dali's data recorder, and will be inspecting both the Key Bridge and the Dali to determine the cause of the crash and the collapse. She says the investigation could take up to 2 years to complete.
Was it intentional?
According to William DelBagno, head of the FBI's Baltimore field office: "There is no specific or credible information to suggest there are ties to terrorism in this incident".
Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas said: "There are no indications this was an intentional act".
At least 3 people have been killed in accidents related to ships operated by Synergy in the past 6 years. In 2018 a person on board a Synergy ship in Australia was killed in an accident relating to the vessel's personnel elevator. In 2019 an officer aboard a Synergy vessel in Singapore fell overboard while performing maintenance. In 2023 at least one sailor was killed when a Synergy ship collided with a dredging ship in the Philippines. In the first two cases safety inspectors noted that proper safety procedures had not been adhered to.
Sources
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
#atlas entry#this is still a developing story but all the information herein is accurate and current at time of publishing#baltimore#baltimore bridge collapse#francis scott key bridge#key bridge#I spent an hour collating all this info please give it a reblog
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šā¤ļøBlind Date or Die Episode 4, Starring Whit, Eloise, Arturo, Diana, Min, Eva, Veronika, and Jeanšā¤ļø
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#project: eden's garden#p:eg#fanganronpa#fangan valentine's special 2025#whit young#eloise taulner#arturo giles#diana venicia#min jeung#eva tsunaka#veronika grebenshchikova#jean delamer#white picket fencing is such a stretch but uhhhh he was distressed so that's why it's bad! yeah#i hope someday arturo gets paired with a guy who can absolutely demolish him like the ladies do. equal opportunity roasting#(btw i don't oppose shipping diana with 18 year olds like eva but 1) i don't know how much older arturo is (i feel drdt cast might be#more like 20 and they just forgot and 2) she wouldn't bridge that mini age gap with ARTURO of all people let's be real)#i know that min and eva are different but they are quite simpler and this was funnier#i thought about having them straight up do the magnet pose but i decided that was a bit much#veronika isn't kidding about the movies btw if you go to āfilms with cursed piratesā on the horror movie wiki there are only 7 results#hopefully the ocean movies i sourced from reddit are actually scary š
#my art#comic#fanart
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hey guys is this anything?
#sfth#shoot from the hip#shoot impro#shootimpro#sfthposting#sam russell#alexander jeremy#i just realized all three times sam's playing a goat/sheep. aj is like directly involved hahaha#also i adore that screenshot i took of sam in wine under the bridge
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so @casstars made a drawing and it was super good and it inspired this. and its better so like you should go look at it!!! anyways BRIDGE TO THE TURNABOUT š
#ace attorney#my arts!!#i hate this#but its okay#UHHH#dahlia hawthorne#phoenix wright#bridge to the turnabout#trials and tribulations#dahlia hawthorne just might be the evil woman of all time guys
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Me: I think Iāll draw a fun little scene from my Steven Universe inspired Transformers au. Nothing too big, just something fun
Also me: *cries*

I told myself I wouldnāt spend too long cleaning this up so forgive the messinESS
#tweaked the bumblebee design I posted a while ago#fuck designing transformers is HARD#you basically just look through all the transformers iterations and pick the features you like most lmao#TWO DOWN#I have ratchets design ready but Iām still tweaking it#donāt even know what Iām gonna do for the others but weāll cross that bridge later#transformers#Steven universe#transformers au#Steven universe au#bumblebee#tf bumblebee#this scene WRECKED ME the first time I saw it#love bumblebeeās backstory in this au canāt wait to write it all out#Iām giving them eyebrows and noses because WHO CARES#IF OPTIMUS CAN HAVE EYEBROWS IN TFP#AND THE BOTS CAN HAVE NOSES IN IDW#THEN I CAN DO IT#also Iāve looked at this for too long so Iām kinda blind to its big flaws so pls tell me if itās uncanny lmao#heās talking to ratchet btw#which I was gonna draw#but the only thing worse than designing transformers#is drawing them lying down#so idk lmao
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LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS
#holding his shovel like heās filming a garden scene :)#i love how ryan looks so happy all the time#even when filming high-speed chases down sydney bridge#also. this outfit is SUCH a look on him#i am obsessed#photos#original#behind the scenes#colt seavers#the fall guy#ryan gosling
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Voyager Command Staff Shooting the Breeze | Voyager Domestic moments
Star Trek Voyager 5x11 - Latent Image
#star trek voyager#voyager edit#trek edit#star trek edit#kathryn janeway#chakotay#tuvok#seven of nine#emh doctor#voyager 5x11#latent image (voyager)#one of the things i love voyager are#the many ways we see the crew being domestic#and shooting the breeze#or just doing anything to stave of boredom#one of the things i miss#in 90s trek with all the go go go plot new trek#has going for it#the crew barely has time to relax#here on voyager even janeway's relaxing on the bridge#seven is there on the science station#listening to them shooting the breeze#i love janeway's reassessing look at chakotay#and then to tuvok#they've been stuck together for 5 years#and there were still things#they were still finding out about each other#also look at how loose janeway is#vs janeway aboard the dauntless#you can see how unrelaxed she is on dauntless
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first xander brought her back with human breath and determination... then willow with supernatural power and love.... smth smth two halves to keep their third in balance from drifting too far into either side and losing herself.....
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M FUCKING BEGGING FOR A GOOD FIC ABOUT THESE THREE THAT ISN'T JUST SMUT PLEASE!!!!!!!1!!!!#I can'ttt stop thinking about them I don't even have anything coherent to say#even with other partners it's still THEM THREE they're so !!! it's just them. three. always#s7 just ruined me guys I missed them so much#still thinking about xander's stupid quip about how he always brings her back from the dead#if u tell me willow only resurrected her cause they were all insecure without buffy to throw her weight around sunnydale...#they LOVE her. so much. so so so much. they're so selfish but they LOVE her it's why they can't ever let her go they're missing without her#I despise seeing people treat the scoobies with bad-faith bc ik they're not the greatest but oh my god#they are IMPORTANT!!!!! there is no buffy the vampire slayer without willow and xander being WITH buffy#look me in the eyes and tell me tweed boy giles and lurker freak angel were going to be able to keep buffy alive all by themselves.#without xander buffy and willow are left without something firmly human to grip onto when they lose themselves in the supernatural#without willow xander and buffy are left with a gap to properly bridge them. someone to make it easier to understand both sides#without buffy xander and willow have no reason to ever grow and try and learn. to want to be more. to live up to who they can be#plus those two give buffy something tangible to fight for. it's not just the vague āworld" she can't feel the affects for it's wil and xand#I need someone smarter than me to articulate this dumb post bc I can't I've tried so many times and I can't but I FEEL it I feel it#bandillow#buffy x willow x xander#buffy summers#willow rosenberg#xander harris#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#I tried to find their ship name and I'm actually going to KILL everyone. why don't they have one. what is going on.
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Dear reader, bend when you can, snap when you have to Dear reader, you don't have to answer, just 'cause they asked you

#asks#anon#dear reader#song of all time#these lyrics (as did this song it its entirety) bridged directly into ttpd and i think about it all the time#typography#midnights
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oooh wait so the plot hole of āwhy doesnt a spirit medium just channel the victims spiritā is literally bc the DL-6 spirit channeling cant be repeated huh
#im so fucking slow I was brushing my teeth thinking abt Gregory edgeworth in mayas clothes#and I havenāt played aa1 so I donāt actually know the details of it in case I get to play it for myself#but they brought up the spirit channeling mistake with misty and how it basically shot down the kurain techniques credibility right#and like. I guess trying to do that again would be a repeat of that incident which ended up with an innocent person being convicted#so Phoenix not only has to channel Mia because sheās the smarter better lawyer but also because summoning the victim#isnt exactly the first time itās happened and gotten someone the guilty verdict. huh#replaying justice for all 2-4 so the case with Maya spirit channeling#and after playing aa3 I can really appreciate how much thought they put into the fey family and how a lot of the games events#revolve around it.#Mayas powers arent a ālong lost ancestorā as an excuse for her having powers. it is clearly and heavily expanded on#and the infighting makes so much sense when you consider the power differences between branch and main families.. and Mia becoming a lawyer#to find out what happened to her mother AND after being aware of that bloodshed and what it means for Maya#the way she chose Maya and didnāt want that for them. the way she put distance between them on purpose so they wouldnāt become like that#and Pearl is acknowledged as having more power than Maya but sheās fucking eight and loves Maya that she doesnāt see that as any#kind of power imbalance. heck when Morgan uses her for her plan in bridge to the turnabout Pearl was happy to do it#because Morgan said it was for pearls good and Pearl assumed that meant it would be good for Maya too and I šš#the branch system was originally made so that even if you werenāt chosen as the master you could still support the family by protecting the#main branch. and the irony of that being the reason why main family members are targeted to be usurped#iris outright rejecting the notion of communicating to the dead and everything the fey clan stands for#thereās so much fucking lore to this and I donāt see it talked abt enough?????????!?????#yapping#ace attorney#as
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Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad š

#ganondoodles answers#ganondoodles talks#for the record- this is mostly a joke#i have .. alot of gripes with alot of it#but i know localization isnt easy this isnt supposed to hate on the people doing it#.............. i can still dislike it though#the most annoying part is that the largest .. or most accessible part of the fandom is english only and i have to deal with all the english#-versions which are always so darn different .. and sometimes stupid .. im sorry ....#one of the wildest things was watching a non english stream and the guy puzzling over a riddle in a shrine quest#and people posting him the english text of the quest that just ... spells out the solution#AND then complaining about how bad the german one is bc he and others seemed to assume english is the center language of everything#ITS A RIDDLE#ITS NOT A RIDDLE OF YOU DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT#not plainly telling you the solution to a (not even that hard) puzzle isnt a sign of bad translation !!!!!!!!!! TOT#im not beyond being dumb btw#a few shrines in totk i left bc i freakign forgot the stupid abilities#but thats ok!!!! i went back at some point and thought man was i stupid#and thats not a bad thing!! maybe thats why all the shrines where so piss easy in general#so as few people as possible can get stuck on some .. whichs is so ... pls .. i want to think#let me get mad for a minute even if im not in a good mood and then return and see my own stupidity#....but also the shrines in totk just werent fun (to me to meeeee to meeeeee)#nigh all of it was just fiddling around with ultrahand ... and not even building anything fun- glue wheel to platform- shrine done yippiiie#make bridge- yippiiii- ...nevermind how you can pretty much skip everything all the time so easily (which i didnt do .. still wasnt that fu
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i honestly wish rr would just write for something that has nothing to do with pjo not the same characters not the universe just go and write something new bc i really liked daughter of the deep and i think he's wrung everything out of the pjoverse yk? he's a good writer but he needs to go do something different
I agree - the problem with Rick's writing is he's heavily reliant on his writing being derivative. He struggles to write original stuff. PJO, HoO, ToA, etc are all derivative from Greco-Roman mythology/history. MCGA is Norse mythology/history, TKC is Egyptian mythology/history. Daughter of the Deep is Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea. And he's not terrible at it! The problem is that can't go on forever. He runs out of material to work from over time and suddenly the quality of the franchise tanks dramatically. Especially as he loses overarching connecting threads to tie the plots together, so it just becomes this soup of throwing references at the wall with no cohesion to see what sticks. And it's bad!
We started seeing it in HoO, also in part due to Rick trying to combine too many disparate inspirations to the main plot to begin with and didn't know how to make them mesh well (Seven Against Thebes, Gigantomachy, Argonauts, Odyssey). TKC and MCGA were okay because they're only three book series, so that's plenty of mythology to draw from with stuff left over, and the majority of their companion novel stuff is ghostwritten anyways. The shorter series span means less filler required so less mythology is used up and there ya go. In the longer series, Rick has to spend those five books filling in the gaps of that overarching plot and he runs out of material fast - that's why by the end of HoO it was just turning into blatant Marvel references. Now that we're getting into a fourth installment in the main series collection, even though it's only a three-book series, Rick has basically written himself into a corner because he doesn't write anything else. He ran out of places to go with the franchise like two series ago! So now he's just throwing literally anything he can think of at things (literally just plucking random mythological figures and pop culture references or tropes), or if he can't think of anything, apparently just blatantly lifting stuff from the community.
At this point the only possible Greco-Roman series I think he'd be able to do without it being total garbage would be a 3-book Roman series set during SoM-TLO/The Second Titan War. I don't think he should do that and I don't want him to, but based on everything that's probably just what would have the best likelihood of success. It just seems like the only place he can go. Anything else he'd have to do something actually original, and he's shown time and time again that he's not interested in doing that and isn't very good at it anymore.
#pjo#riordanverse#rr crit#rick riordan#Anonymous#ask#anyways let this be a lesson for ya kids: when your creative writing teacher tells you that you can't just write fanfic all the time#and that you have to write original stuff - this is why. dont be like rick. make sure you are capable of writing original material#because otherwise whenever something bridges too far from what you're deriving it from you'll get Very Lost
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