#brentofthefabulouswild

[shieldedbythunder]

conor bb! paris 2024 olympics are coming soon so imagine a thundershield au where steve and thor are popular olympic athletes for their respective nations (usa for steve and maybe one of the nordic countries for thor). not sure what athletic discipline they'd both be fit to compete against for the gold, but i'm thinking something that really shows off their perfect bodies like swimming, wrestling, weightlifting, or gymnastics.

YESSSS, I always enjoy athlete AUs for these two!!

For Steve, I LOVE to think of him in gymnastics - the perfect sport for being ripped and bendy. I mean

Look at him.

But with both him and Thor to consider, I think wrestling would be the best bet for them to compete in, especially with all that close body contact 😏. There'd be an instant spark watching each other train - Steve starts blushing thinking about Thor pinning him down, and Thor's eyeing Steve's ass without an ounce of subtlety, giving a cocky little smirk every time he's caught staring.

Not that Steve can't give as good as he gets. Thar night, Thor gets a couple of pics in his DMs of an ass to die for, perfectly framed in a jockstrap, with Steve saying they'll be a fair consolation prize for when he gets the gold. In response, Thor sends a POV picture of his body and the hefty tent beneath his bedsheets, grinning when Steve sends a pic of his jockstrap on the floor. They go on texting and sending increasingly risque photos for another hour or two before Steve finally invites Thor up to his room. To "exhange tips", as he later tells an icy looking Coach Fury with a perfectly innocent look.

The supposed anti-sex beds turn out not to be a problem - not when they have the table, the window-sill, the kitchen counter, the shower, the walls, and of course, the floor, where they have all kinds of fun applying their wrestling holds in a new context 😈

It's a close match when they finally get around to their final match. Even though they're both laser-focused on winning, they still wish each other the best, sharing a last little smile as they wait poised to begin wrestling. In the end, Steve just edges Thor out for the gold, but Thor's absolutely delighted for him and is still proud to get the silver. Besides, he's already got Steve's number and a visit to the states lined up to help improve his technique for their rematch 😉. The pics of them hugging after their match quickly go viral, with people already speculating about new sporting power couple, but for now, Steve and Thor are happy just kicking back in a hot tub with a glass of champagne, savouring their victories and their new relationship.

[dandeli0n29]

Thorquill beach aesthetic

After defeating Thanos, Thor convinces Peter to stay on Earth and overcome his negative thoughts about it. Pepper lets them stay in one of Tony’s beach houses. Even though Thor himself in not acquainted well with Earth, he tries his best to make Peter feel at home again. During their stay, they became actual friends and then something more. Maybe Peter finally has the reason to stay on Earth.

Got inspired by Thorquill Mixtape by @brentofthefabulouswild​ . Go and show them some love.

[youkaiyume]

hi! just want to say that i love your art, especially the stuff you're doing for MMFR. ^_^ by the way, are you joining war rig family week later this month?

Thank you! And i really want to participate in war rig family week so I will try to contribute every day. I just need to get a head start >.

[ladygrit]

quick noodle of cheedo from this post

[callsign-fox]

Ahhhhh so many new friends!!

Old friends, go follow them 😁 (Sorry of i misspelled any of your names!)

[doesanyonewannagetout]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Yes, Chris Evans in Snowpiercer definitely ruined so much lives, ovaries, and my brovaries haha! And in response to your question, OMFG I wish I was a DJ! No, I simply work as a promoter and social media manager for this popular nightclub in the city where I live so that's why there's a lot of club photos/vids on my tumblr.

Still cool! Looks like we have some similar interests. Nice to meet you here on tumblr :)

[shieldedbythunder]

Not sure if you've seen it already but Thundershield X "The Substance"!AU for this year's Halloween 😘 Campy yet über-gruesome hody horror with an NC17 erotic thriller twist.

So Thor's like this middle-aged fitness celebrity who still looks objectively attractive on a physical level when you see him on screen but is showing clear signs of aging if you look really closely at him in person. He gets unceremoniously fired on like his 50th birthday by a callous network executive and subsequently goes on a berserker depression spiral that leads to an accident.

It's when he's at the hospital recovering from his injuries that a mysterious and insanely attractive male orderly approaches him one night and secretly informs Thor that he is a "suitable candidate" to try out a miraculous black market drug called "The Substance" which promises to bring out a "better, younger, hotter" version of oneself.

Needless to say, Thor orders the product out of desperation once he checks out of the hospital and upon activating the mystery serum, out comes Steve who EMERGES FROM OUT OF THOR'S MASSIVE BACK. Steve: big, beefy, and as promised, a "better, younger, hotter" version of poor, desperate, and depressed Thor who passed out after birthing his younger persona.

If you have seen "The Substance", well... you know how that goes 😅

P.S. Still love the Thundershield X Black Swan!AU you wrote last time based on the prompt I sent you. ❤️

I'm sorry I didn't get to answer this before Halloween! But this sounds so deliciously twisted, I love your idea!

I could definitely see Thor and Steve developing a twisted sexual obsession with each other in their symbiosis. Steve represents the youth and vitality that Thor yearns for, and Thor awakens a daddy kink in Steve that no other man he pulls into his bed can seem to fulfill. Even as they grow to loathe each other, they can't help lusting after each other too, to the point that Thor sets up video cameras in his bedroom so he can watch the tapes of Steve getting fucked when it's his turn to switch. He also makes sure to leave plenty of footage of himself jerking off, the two of them taunting each other with what they can't have. And of course, it's all downhill from there 😅

[fyeahsnowpiercer]

Rare is the film that deftly weaves masterful storytelling, gripping action sequences, precise acting performances, and a biting social commentary on class warfare. Look no further than “Snowpiercer” to deliver all these elusive elements perfectly distilled and combined into what is perhaps a bravura masterpiece from acclaimed Korean auteur, Bong Joon-Ho.

Adapted from the relatively obscure French graphic novel series originally titled “Le Transperceneige” created by Jacques Lob, Benjamin Legrand, and Jean-Marc Rochette, director Bong (who helmed previous hits such as “Mother”, “Memories Of Murder”, and “The Host”) bravely took the source material and by bucking against typical Hollywood filmmaking restrictions, he has delivered a tour-de-force experience that can comfortably rest alongside the greatest science-fiction films in cinematic history. Period.

[alei-kats]

thanks for clarifying! i never realized you were filipino until you answered that one ask. for the record, i'm filipino too :) also, i think your blog and your artworks are AWESOME and i'm really glad i followed you here on tumblr ^_^

hehehehhehhehhehe.  I'm visiting the Philippines for a week to meet up with Bente and another tumblr friend and watch HTTYD2 with them~ 

[twogoodarms]

 brentofthefabulouswild replied to your post: “so hey you guys, i made a snowpiercer fanmix"

I could make that particular gifset for you guys if you like ;) Unless of course someone else does it first, in which case, it's all good. And thanks for the pimpage, bb! <3

Oh yes!! Please do!!! I'd just slap a spoiler tag on that puppy. Much excited. You're awesome! And yo welcome, homeslice:)

~Jinxy

[ask-the-norse-homos]

I've recently seen "Only Lovers Left Alive" and I just have to say you two have to watch it! Tilda and Tom looked SO GOOD and they were just the perfect pair of vampires I've ever seen. Ever think about making "Only Brothers Left Alive"?

Loki: We shall add that to our Must-Watch list. I am sure the two would pair well, they're both similar in personality, Tom and Tilda. We had them over for tea just the other week.

Thor: I would actually most enjoy being a vampire with you, Lo. I like your biting.

[shieldedbythunder]

This image giving me 💯 percent slutty himbo space mechanic who will absolutely give you the fuck of your life and completely ruin all other men forever but also treat you right after with cuddles and breakfast.

Mmmmm, I definitely get those vibes!! Need me a freak like that 🤤

[thekringles]

Sex is in the eye of the beholder.

Brentofthefabulouswild

Yes, because no matter how naked a person is, it's not the first thing that comes to mind. Well, at least for me. I keep thinking about waffles.

[shieldedbythunder]

psst...! potential and unofficial fan made funko pop concept of naked thor is here like 👀👀👀👀👀👀 let it be known for the record that if funko really did have the balls to actually produce this (complete with the japanese style porn pixelation), you bet your goddamn asgardian flying goats that i'll be spending my disposable income on this glorious collectible and shall be taking pride of place amongst my other outrageously expensive and limited edition funko thor variants.

Lol I've seen this floating around twitter! It's certainly something for funko to consider XD

[shieldedbythunder]

we all know zeus was a fucking pervert who did us all a great favor by deliberately flicking too hard and giving us the goods. and by goods, i mean thor odinson and his pelvic sorcery doing major damage to everyone present in olympus. too bad quill wasn't in that scene or else he'd probably have the most epic bisexual panic attack the marvel cinematic universe has ever seen.

Oh, for sure! Just look at Zeus' face when everyone around him is fainting at the sight of those goods. The man knows exactly what he's doing and he is IMPRESSED with what he sees. Which frankly has me thinking all sorts of thoughts about Zeus having all the men in that arena join him in pleasuring and using Thor while he's chained in place 😳🥴. And I can totally see Peter finally losing his cool when he gets a look at All That and and realises he wants a bite of some Asgardian beef.

What a time to be alive 😂

[shieldedbythunder]

Your Honor, you don't understand: this moment in cinematic history is my everything everywhere all at once and I love him! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

It really was THE moment, up on a 12 foot screen for all to enjoy XD