#brazil did it

[emryskanesblog]

the seasons have changed, spring has arrived.

[rt3nenbaum]

“omg aston martin is so good in brazil!! second row for them, i wonder what did they do for that to happen”

the aston martin mechanics before quali doing some sort of witchcraft:

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Sorry, I've got "he knew him as Uncle Michael before he saw and understood his place in F1 history, and now he just broke his Uncle Michael's record of most consecutive days leading the F1 championship" in my eye -

[dunmeshistash]

The brazilian translation really doubled down on calling tallmen humans huh......

That's really awkward of an translation, he's saying "the word "troll" is originally a term from our language that worked to describe you, humans, true troglodytes" (We use troglodita in brazilian portuguese to call someone a brute, like a caveman)

First of all, what a reach, second of all just use tallmen we use words in english in everyday life here, it's already a made up english loanword in the original 😭

I'm not actually reading my brazilian volumes (since I already read dunmeshi like 3 times) so idk how they're dealing with the differences between human (tallmen) and human (human races) but this is a very dumb choice ngl

does this mean if the AB comes out here every reference to tallmen will be written as humans.....?

[moonimscruffy]

“Nobody has ever had this dramatic of a change” - jojo siwa

What

[ryan-sometimes]

Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.

[supermaks]

max's best drive ever?

Not just Max's, but 1 of the best drives in the history of the sport, definitely 1 of the finest ever driven on the intermediate tire. The way he made those tires perform on a wet resurfaced track where theres no mercy found in the white line, no rubber to build on, no drs, no easy overtake, just better cornering, that natural ability to take turns as if the racing line was drawn in front of him that is so his and so so devastating. People watch Austria and Mexico and c recklessness where theres only strength, control and complete lack of fear. In races like todays tho, u get to admire those same hands command the same respect without any room for doubt that he knows, in fact, what hes doing. Any advantage the machines may provide will dwindle and nearly dissipate because in conditions like todays it truly comes down to who knows better. And Max knew better from the moment the lights turned green. I think six cars before the main straight, dispatched, turned to nothing. When conditions worsened and race control began to play wid outcomes he not only endured, he thrived. While others began to pit he trusted himself to stay out, and he wasnt the only one but he was the 1 who did it best. 8 years ago, Max went and found grip everywhere else, and today, in the same circuit, where there was literally no grip to be found, he simply found the better line. He read the race like his favorite book while others could barely color within the shapes. It was somewhat insane to watch tbh, that disparity between racers, not only found in overtakes like on Oscar and Esteban, so crucial and so similar in the way he just knew how to position the car to catch them completely off guard, but also like, the pace alone, the relentless onslaught of perfect lap after perfect lap, 9 consecutive I think, 17 in total. This was a drive that nearly eclipsed 2023, first shades of last year without Newey in the pit wall, in a car that did so badly in Mexico it was getting outpaced by an Haas in its strongest tire. He didnt just come out from p17, he came out of a 20 second penalty, a 5 second penalty during a delayed VSC, an hammer to his quali chances for a late red flag, community service for swearing, shameless questioning of his driving, his wheel, his credibility as a champion, not just his racing but his character, too. I think its the context of all that that rlly makes the best drive of his career so far, because this was his best possible answer, and the only one that matters. p17 to p1 wid a 20 second lead. Some will reminisce about Senna, some will notice that early corner entry and admit Schumacher himself wud have struggled even a few times, the other legend on track whos as good in the wet didnt have the setup nor the confidence to show it, but I think today was a result only Max Verstappen cud have accomplished

[prettymonegasque]

They threw everything at him this weekend

5 second time penalty at the sprint race

5 place grid penalty going into the race

Knocked out of Q3

Qualified P12

Started the race P17

And yet the lion roars

Max Verstappen WINS THE SAO PAULO GRAND PRIX!!!!!

HE IS THE MAN HE IS THE MYTH AND HE IS THE LEGEND

[l8tof1]

commentary on a brave move by rookie lewis at brazil 2007:

🎙️ “oh my good lord! i can’t believe he did that! that was from so far away. that was ridiculous. it’s unheard of. it was majestic!”

[deboracabral]

this image has bewitched me. Happy pride!!!

(and an alternative special version for the brazilians)

[strulovic]

Lance Stroll and Fernando Alonso celebrate Aston Martin's first ever second row lockout at the Brazilian GP '23 | by Zak Mauger

[emryskanesblog]

“Se me prenderem, eu viro herói. Se me matarem, viro mártir. Se me deixarem solto, viro presidente de novo.” (LULA, 2016.)

[ln4lvr]

UMMM WELCOME BACK PLAYBOY HOODIE?!?!?!??????

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

If Max still has to do community service, can he please be assigned to pick up the trash? Because someone has to rid f1 of these biased stewards and the FIA's inconsistent bull shit.

[dunmeshistash]

apparently twitter is getting blocked in Brazil in the next 24h lmao, suddenly thankful I'm on tumblr 90% of the time but rip fellow brazilians.

[majubengel]

Gatinho do Mar!

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