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the seasons have changed, spring has arrived.
#governo lula#lula13#lulapresidente#lula lá#luis inacio lula da silva#brazil did it#brazil elections#brasil
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“omg aston martin is so good in brazil!! second row for them, i wonder what did they do for that to happen”
the aston martin mechanics before quali doing some sort of witchcraft:
#idk what they did but it worked#aston martin are wizards and witches confirmed#aston martin#fernando alonso#lance stroll#f1#brazil gp 2023
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Sorry, I've got "he knew him as Uncle Michael before he saw and understood his place in F1 history, and now he just broke his Uncle Michael's record of most consecutive days leading the F1 championship" in my eye -
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#michael schumacher#brazil gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#no but... its been ~27 years since that first picture#michael was a 2 time world champion#he'd go on to get 5 in a row with ferrari#gina got married this year!!#and is doing well from what i hear on the equestrian circuit#max is a 3 x wdc and is fighting for his 4th#little did they know when taking that photograph#gina & max are the same age but Gina is near the start of the year while Max is towards the end#and the second photo!#likely from 2001ish#as that was Max's dad's last season in f1#so Michael might be a 3x world champion fighting for his 4th in that picture...#he would've been in the middle of setting the record max just broke i need several moments -#😭😭😭#i was a schumi girl since birth and am a proud member of the schumi-seb-max pipeline#i am a wreck today#something something about the night changing
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The brazilian translation really doubled down on calling tallmen humans huh......
That's really awkward of an translation, he's saying "the word "troll" is originally a term from our language that worked to describe you, humans, true troglodytes" (We use troglodita in brazilian portuguese to call someone a brute, like a caveman)
First of all, what a reach, second of all just use tallmen we use words in english in everyday life here, it's already a made up english loanword in the original 😭
I'm not actually reading my brazilian volumes (since I already read dunmeshi like 3 times) so idk how they're dealing with the differences between human (tallmen) and human (human races) but this is a very dumb choice ngl
does this mean if the AB comes out here every reference to tallmen will be written as humans.....?
#panini what are you doing!#translation#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#trolls#tallmen#brazil posting#idk do it like we did with layout#leiaute#taumen#LMAO
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“Nobody has ever had this dramatic of a change” - jojo siwa
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#I feel like someone already did this but this is still crazy 😭#thank you brazil#slimecicle#charlie slimecicile#slmccl
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Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.
Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.
#I don’t make money on tumblr I don’t have any mutuals I talk to this is truly just where I deposit my wackiest thoughts and experiences#there’s nothing I can do to prove to you that I’m being truthful when I make these posts but I just am#you not believing me doesn’t make it any less true it just robs you of basking in the ridiculousness that is my life#There are many mental illnesses running through my family but the one I inherited is bipolar disorder lol#there’s probably many more that didn’t reach me. whatever the fuck my uncle has being one of them#he was also arrested because he did a bunch of coke and started walking completely naked on top of the fence walls around the property#when you consider my family you actually discover that I am incredibly normal and well adjusted#please also remember that my family is from small town Brazil#shit like this just happens#this isn’t even touching on my great grandma who was a psychic
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max's best drive ever?
Not just Max's, but 1 of the best drives in the history of the sport, definitely 1 of the finest ever driven on the intermediate tire. The way he made those tires perform on a wet resurfaced track where theres no mercy found in the white line, no rubber to build on, no drs, no easy overtake, just better cornering, that natural ability to take turns as if the racing line was drawn in front of him that is so his and so so devastating. People watch Austria and Mexico and c recklessness where theres only strength, control and complete lack of fear. In races like todays tho, u get to admire those same hands command the same respect without any room for doubt that he knows, in fact, what hes doing. Any advantage the machines may provide will dwindle and nearly dissipate because in conditions like todays it truly comes down to who knows better. And Max knew better from the moment the lights turned green. I think six cars before the main straight, dispatched, turned to nothing. When conditions worsened and race control began to play wid outcomes he not only endured, he thrived. While others began to pit he trusted himself to stay out, and he wasnt the only one but he was the 1 who did it best. 8 years ago, Max went and found grip everywhere else, and today, in the same circuit, where there was literally no grip to be found, he simply found the better line. He read the race like his favorite book while others could barely color within the shapes. It was somewhat insane to watch tbh, that disparity between racers, not only found in overtakes like on Oscar and Esteban, so crucial and so similar in the way he just knew how to position the car to catch them completely off guard, but also like, the pace alone, the relentless onslaught of perfect lap after perfect lap, 9 consecutive I think, 17 in total. This was a drive that nearly eclipsed 2023, first shades of last year without Newey in the pit wall, in a car that did so badly in Mexico it was getting outpaced by an Haas in its strongest tire. He didnt just come out from p17, he came out of a 20 second penalty, a 5 second penalty during a delayed VSC, an hammer to his quali chances for a late red flag, community service for swearing, shameless questioning of his driving, his wheel, his credibility as a champion, not just his racing but his character, too. I think its the context of all that that rlly makes the best drive of his career so far, because this was his best possible answer, and the only one that matters. p17 to p1 wid a 20 second lead. Some will reminisce about Senna, some will notice that early corner entry and admit Schumacher himself wud have struggled even a few times, the other legend on track whos as good in the wet didnt have the setup nor the confidence to show it, but I think today was a result only Max Verstappen cud have accomplished
#ask#brazil gp 2024#blown away fr#long post#sm to say about this drive bro#sm#like .#when he got to sharl and just knew to wait because sharl had worse balance and wud pit sooner#and he just had this fucking discipline this rigor throughout all that#that was machine like but its 2024 and now everyone is so painfully aware there is a man in that car#who is so very deliberate#also like#gotta shout out ryan reynolds cars especially Esteban bro I wud have settled for p2 wid him he was so strong#mclaren just odd#lando stranger even#nah bro today wont be so easily dismissed#Max did something very special today
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They threw everything at him this weekend
5 second time penalty at the sprint race
5 place grid penalty going into the race
Knocked out of Q3
Qualified P12
Started the race P17
And yet the lion roars
Max Verstappen WINS THE SAO PAULO GRAND PRIX!!!!!
HE IS THE MAN HE IS THE MYTH AND HE IS THE LEGEND
#its like karun chandok said#he's got more talent in his little finger than some drivers have their entire life so of course he gets frustrated the way he did in mexico#he is max verstappen#he is inevitable#formula 1#max verstappen#red bull racing#brazil gp 2024#sao paulo gp 2024
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commentary on a brave move by rookie lewis at brazil 2007:
🎙️ “oh my good lord! i can’t believe he did that! that was from so far away. that was ridiculous. it’s unheard of. it was majestic!”
#goosebumps!!!!#he did the same move on lando at brazil 2021#or very very similar at least 😌#lewis hamilton#brazilian gp 2007
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this image has bewitched me. Happy pride!!!
(and an alternative special version for the brazilians)
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Lance Stroll and Fernando Alonso celebrate Aston Martin's first ever second row lockout at the Brazilian GP '23 | by Zak Mauger
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“Se me prenderem, eu viro herói. Se me matarem, viro mártir. Se me deixarem solto, viro presidente de novo.” (LULA, 2016.)
#brasil#brazil elections#governo lula#lula13#lulapresidente#fuck bolsonaro#fora bolsonaro#brazil did it#ta na hora do jair ja ir embora#bolsonaro
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UMMM WELCOME BACK PLAYBOY HOODIE?!?!?!??????
#ANDDD WITH THE BEANIE TOO????#he did this for me (a hoodie + beanie lando enthusiast)#f1#formula 1#lando norris#ln4#brazil gp 2024#media day
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If Max still has to do community service, can he please be assigned to pick up the trash? Because someone has to rid f1 of these biased stewards and the FIA's inconsistent bull shit.
#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#lestappen#brazil gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#charles old pal you have the opportunity tomorrow to show solidarity i hope you do so#but its not charles' fault that the stewards *cough* herbert *cough* are biased cunts#the inconsistency is whats pissing me off#because max was made an example of with zero warning in regards to swearing#charles knew to try and save face and apologise BUT HE STILL DID IT#like would never root against either of my boys#but the inconsistency of how they're being treated for doing the same thing is so infuriating
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apparently twitter is getting blocked in Brazil in the next 24h lmao, suddenly thankful I'm on tumblr 90% of the time but rip fellow brazilians.
#I did use the algorithm there to look at fanart#sad#brazilian miku was too strong they had to shut it down#brazil posting
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Gatinho do Mar!
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#okay written context#a famous brazilian comic called turma da monica#or monica and friends in english#did a one piece tribute called peixe (fish)#and every character from this comic became an one piece character#AND THEY CHOOSE A FUCKING CAT FOR MIHAWK#IT IS ADORABLE I CANT#MEOWHAWK IS CANON IN BRAZIL#AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#that is it#thank you for coming to my ted talk#dracule mihawk#mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece mihawk#one piece#turma da mônica
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