#bp toast

[blanktrouser]

Bloomic LI’s as silly reaction images

[mara-phelion]

nakedtoaster reacts to the tortured poets department and they take the opportunity to promote the love of their life

[celestialdandy]

guess what? i did another one of these <3

probably spent too much time on drawing these but oh well... really proud of how this one turned out!!!!

template by @reversiblekiss

[anonymous-eggy]

Another free... Toasty baby has a domesticated version. go you little nerd i love you. do good things.

[doodlenoodleboi]

hi hi hi!!! im a sucker for nakedtoaster, and if you dont mind, could you write some headcanons about toasty with a trans fem reader/MC? I think he of all BP love interests would be understanding because they themselves are also trans. thank you so much!! :3 -🦋

︎ ୨ৎ⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ♥︎ ⋅ TOASTY!! ♡︎ ୨ৎ⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ♥︎ ⋅ ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪

Authors note: If I understand you right, I think you naked, toaster as a trans as well. I don’t see him like that, but if I was a head of yours I will accept it and go by it for these head cannons. By the way i’m a gender fluid, pansexual, I like getting request like these, even if I don’t truly understand them sometimes. Because me myself am already confused with my gender identity.

Naked Toaster with a trans woman as his significant other!

◦ You being a trans woman does not change the way he loves you. It only changes the way he helps you, he can help you with.

◦ If you haven’t transitioned surgically, of course, he’ll remind you to take your supplements if you have them.

◦ If toast was trans he would appreciate reminders to takeoff his binder if he had worn it for too long if he hasn’t had surgery.

◦ Toast being friends with xyx is rather chaotic and funny, given the fact if you were to ever get any Internet hate best believe xyx is coming to troll them. While Toast might just relay their IP address.

◦ If you’re not the confrontational type when it comes to your pronouns, Toast to make sure to correct people in every in every setting.

◦ I don’t know if this projecting, but I feel that if toast would go off of presenting and doesn’t want to miss gender a person they usually go with they/them.

◦ MATCHING CAT EARS you can’t tell me if you’re a person that likes inherently feminine things, that he won’t put cat ears on you maybe just for a picture he would practically beg for you to do so.

◦ Toast canonically presents is non-binary and oddly enough likes things like pink even if he uses pronouns He/ They. He will most likely warm up to your pronouns in no time.

◦ Once again for the people in the back he make sure everybody respects your pronouns!

◦ Toast appreciates when you helphelped dye his roots, him being a natural blonde does help the appearance of his roots to the strawberry blonde but after a while, it looks weird so he needs to dye it.

◦ He might hate it at first, just give him a minute he needs to color to fade.

◦ Before you guys get off discord and you do tell him that you are a trans he reacts rather calmly, or doesn’t know what to say to that. (Yooo me too! Jk) nonetheless he loves you unconditionally.

◦ As a CEO and everything goes smoothly, he would offer to pay for your surgery if you’d want one. Because truly he fell in love with your soul, not your body.

The end!

That last one was fucking sad but like in a good way like I want someone to love me like that!

Sorry that was kind of short <3

This is how I see Toast if you care… I couldn’t find the credits for the artist on Pinterest so this is not mine! Tell me if you can find the artist.

[faeratil]

When the body craves veggies and you take that first bite of some fresh, crisp veggies

[keoni-chan]

I saw someone wcif @moocha-muses for this clock by Tinkle, and I got all excited, because this would be perfect for a grilled cheese restaurant!

And then I got all disappointed because the thing did not tell time. So I fixed it :D

This is Tinkle's Toast Clock, originally posted at BPS, edited to actually work as a clock. I reused Tinkle's GUID, so please throw theirs out, if you want to use mine :)

Found Electronics>Small Electronics for 230, works with the quartertile cheat, polycount is 561, texture size 512x512. Freetime EP is required.

📥 Download [sfs]

[robobarbie]

robo idk if this has been asked yet but who is everyone in BP is everyone closest with

(i am on a raging BP + AAI brainrot rn i need all the juice i can get 😭😭😭)

I think I've answered this before, but I'll answer again bc I'm sure my answers have changed.

Toast: xyx

Xyx: toast

Quest: two2/nightowl

Nightowl: quest/onion (in denial)

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Onion: nightowl (in denial)

June: biglady

Biglady: june/two2

Two2: biglady

salocin: "everyone!"

societyboy: you

[nurgletwh]

Update part two (this is the rest of it, there isn’t any more… at the moment O.o).

February 2024

It took all of two days for my BP to return to my ‘normal’ (the value I expected and where it’s been for a few years now).

It took over a week for me to feel mostly better, and two to approach feeling normal.

Chug away through the rest of the month, but I’m not energetic at all.

March 2024

Nothing super-exciting, although I slowly but surely feel more and more drained—almost exactly the way I felt when I went in because my blood sugar was high. Which was very confusing, because it was great.

Late March-April 2024

I felt awful again. I could barely get the energy up to do anything, and I was back to sleeping all the time. 14-16 hours per day on the weekend, falling asleep in my chair when I got home from work, waking up enough to crawl into bed and go right back to sleep for the night. Which also adds up to 14-16 hours per day.

Warning: diet talk

———

Remember how I started Ozempic? It does weird things to how I perceive hunger. Add that to how well I remember to eat and…

At some point I realized that in the last three days the only things I’d eaten each day were a couple of pieces of toast w/peanut butter for breakfast, nibbled on jerky for lunch, and maybe ate some more toast for dinner.

Thinking back further, I couldn’t figure out a recent time frame where I had done better than that. I had weighed myself in early February, and remembered wondering if dropping 25lbs. (11.3kg) in eight weeks was a good idea.

Shit.

(FYI: no*, it isn’t.)

So I got my exhausted ass out of the house and grabbed a case of Ensure, multivitamins, and other snacky crap I knew I’d eat. My goal was to get things back together enough to get the energy to start fixing my diet, nothing more. I knew aiming higher wouldn’t work until after I could do something besides work and nap.

(*Experts recommend an initial weight-loss goal of 5% to 10% of your starting weight within 6 months. For me, it should have taken nearly seven months to hit that 10%. Granted, these rates are for ‘unassisted’ dieting.)

———

It took all of three days for me to feel significantly better. Not great, but better. I still didn’t have much energy, but my sleeping patterns altered drastically. I was still napping after work, but I would wake up two hours later and accomplish something before going to bed. I didn’t accomplish much, but it was more than sleeping and more sleeping.

Things slowly got better, but again, getting to “ok” was faster than getting back to “normal.”

I know I dropped off the face of the earth, but it felt like every time I announced that things went wonky but I was feeling better now and put out a few chapters, things would blow up again. I wanted to make sure things were better this time.

Which was a poor choice; I should at least have posted something that said I was fucked up but working on it. I apologize for that lack of communication, although things did blow up again…

April 26, 2024

TORNADO.

A FUCKING TORNADO WENT RIGHT THROUGH OUR WORKSITE.

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK!!!

I know I posted about it. It wasn’t very strong (HA!) by the time it came over the hill and destroyed the house at the top of it, merely (MERELY!!) tossing over a few rail cars and flipping a few semi-trailers.

We got lucky. This very same tornado absolutely wrecked Elkhorn (west of Omaha, NE).

I’ve stated I live and work in the Omaha area, so I’m not too worried about posting this, but here is an overlay of that tornado’s path on top of Apple Maps with my little blue dot while sitting at my desk.

May 2024

Most of May went fairly smoothly. I even got a little writing done!

Unfortunately, I had fallen so far behind on projects at work during all of the above that I was now trying to get caught up. Said project was over four months late at this point. I was working a bit late (not crazy-late, but about an extra hour most days) while still drained, so I didn’t have a whole lot of extra mental energy for writing.

I was, however, finally back to plotting and planning! Yay! Progress!

Until… (is anyone shocked at this point?)

The Friday before Memorial Day I felt a bit drained.

I woke up Saturday with a headache, feeling achy and sore. It didn’t get better, so I took my temperature around noon. 100.1ºF.

Wonderful.

I took a Covid test (that’s my default action to feeling crappy now), but it came back negative. Note that I wasn’t coughing, and I didn’t feel particularly short of breath or anything.

Nothing improved over Sunday, but it didn’t change much, either.

Same for Monday (Memorial Day). But this now made three days with a fever (also three consecutive negative Covid tests).

I agreed to @grumpyoldsnake’s and their friend’s demands to get my ass to a doctor the next day if I still had the fever, although I really wasn’t feeling too bad other than achy. Note: still no coughing (I promise this is important).

I woke up in the middle of the night when I heard something that sounded like a goddamn goose in my bedroom.

Have you ever woken yourself up by making some weird-ass noise that you then can’t duplicate? Even though you know you made it?

I was able to duplicate it. Without much issue. It fell under “well, that’s odd,” and I went back to sleep.

A bit later I woke up to a different weird noise, but I was sidetracked by what I heard and felt after I coughed a few times. My chest was making a sound like a freshly opened pop can. When my mouth was open, it was even worse. I could feel it bubbling away (it didn’t hurt).

Fuck.

Guess what?

PNEMONIA!!

Fuck my life.

Prior to Friday, I hadn’t been sick. They tested me for the flu; that was negative.

Pneumonia is almost always a secondary infection, not primary. You have a cold, or Covid, or bronchitis, and it turns into pneumonia when bacteria settle into your irritated bronchi.

Me, on the other hand…

I never really coughed all that much. Reviewing the blood oxygen data from my Apple Watch, I could peg when the infection started really kicking in, although it looks like something started about a week prior to that (when I did a round-trip plane trip, spending five or six hours on a plane and in an airport two days in a row…).

It took a week to get to a place where my breathing to start feeling easier, nearly two before the oxygen levels started crawling back up.

I did start coughing.

And coughing up… liquid. It was the weirdest sensation. I’d cough, and end up with a mouthful of what felt like slightly thick water. It didn’t really taste, and was nearly colorless.

I coughed that shit up for nearly three days.

I never coughed up the stuff that had any sort of color, although it did get thicker and more ‘traditional’ for stuff you cough up when you get sick. Which puts to lie that you can tell you have a chest infection by the color of the crud you cough up. :-/

It took another nearly two weeks after finishing the ten days of antibiotics to feel like my breathing was normal. The first day back to work was one hell of a reality check, though. I hadn’t been moving around much, and I knew I was short of breath, but I made it all of fifty feet from my car, then about ⅓ of the way up the stairs to my office before I had to stop. I couldn’t catch my breath and was dizzy.

That was the first time I thought, “that could have killed me.”

Not walking up the stairs, but what led to me standing on the stairs, gasping like a landed fish.

It was emphatically hammered home when I made a joking comment to a coworker that it thankfully wasn’t that bad.

Her response?

“Oh, no. Your x-ray was bad.”

>.<

I’ve been getting better. My nutrition went sideways again due to being utterly distracted, but I think that is fairly understandable. :-P

I refuse to say “I’m doing fine now!!”

Fate doesn’t need the temptation.

I hope to get back to writing. I hope even more that I can tackle the monster my inbox has become (both at AO3 and my personal email, which has been just as neglected).

Take care, everyone. Stay healthy.

[blanktrouser]

Nakedtoaster in dresses/skirts: a collection

[dumbtoaxt]

^^--^^ Yay!! Intro thing ^^--^^

Ima Brad Pitt crack head, practically only draw him despite having other interests, mostly cinema ones, letterbox user coded.

My fav characthers from BP// Jeffrey Goines, Aldo Raine, Tyler Durden and Joe Black..and Early Grace but yea we just dont talk about him..

Ima boy!! he/him, u can call me Toast, im from Brazil so I can often get confused or make someone confused with my shity english because I never really studied that.

If u hate Brad but like his characthers alright just dont interact much time with me, i get wild so im prob will talk veeeery much about him

stupid thing below + main things im into

WATCHED 38 FILMS OF THIS SILLY DANW ASS OLD MAN OK?!?!! IM NOT EVEN ASHAMED ANYMORE!! iam but not here ^^

Main things im into and prob will draw sometime// soapshipping, fight club, twelve monkeys, ib, babylon, wolfs (2024), almost all bp movies, ww1//ww2, great revolutions in world (world history type nerd)

[queersrus]

OH MY GOD??? hi 🐦 silly !!!!

then could i please get names , pronouns ( 1st & 3rd ) and titles based off of the following drawings? you can pick & choose which ones you wanna do so please don't feel forced to do anythin'!

https://i.postimg.cc/1tnb0XFP/20240622-111341.jpg ( ac: @/chudokucha — primarily the left character but based off both of their vibes is good too :3 )

https://i.postimg.cc/zXS6F9yL/20240625-124743.jpg ( ac: @/bomal1215 — both characters )

https://i.postimg.cc/T3tsZgqf/20240625-124835.jpg ( ac: @/bomal1215 )

— @rwuffles

you got it ! so sorry this took a while!

image one:

names:

alabun, alabaster, alabastrine, arctic bunny/bunnie, blanc, blanch/blanche, blair/blaire, bianca, bianco, bronwen

cotton, cinnamon, cinnabun, cinnabon, cocoa, cloud, cream, choco, caramel, chili/chile/chilie ember

floppin, fluff ginger hazel ivory

kit lop, loppin nutmeg

pearl, pearly, pepper satin, silk, snow, snowy/snowie, sweetie, sorrel tawny, toast whit

1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself

bi/bune/bunny/bunine/bunnyself ci/coze/cozy/cozine/cozyself si/softe/softy/softine/softself sni/snuge/snuggly/snugline/snugglyself

3rd p prns: they/them/theirs/themself

bun/bunny, bun/buns, bunny/bunnys, bun/ny co/cozy, cozy/cozies, co/zy so/ft, so/soft, soft/softs, soft/softly, soft/softys, snu/snuggle, snug/gle, snug/snuggle, snuggle/snuggles, snuggle/snuggly

titles:

the soft one(s), the gentlest, the white rabbit, the cuddly, the cozy, the snuggly, the soft darling

*one who is soft, one who is cozy, one who is gentle, one who is loved, one who gives the warmest hugs

image two:

names:

afix, afixture, aid, arter, arterie/artery box, blu/blue/bleu, bp, bpm cotton(candy), candy/candi/candie, coated, cross doc, docta, doctor

jelly/jellie, jellybean lil, lillie/lilly medi, medic, medica

nurse objecti, organa

pulse, pill red skele, skeleta vibrant, vein

1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself

di/docte/docty/doctine/doctorself mi/mede/medy/medine/medself mi/me/medicy/medicine/medicinself(medicalself) ni/nure/nursy/nursine/nurseself

3rd p prns: they/them/their/themself

blue/cross do/doc, doc/tor, do/doctor, doc/doctor, doctor/doctors med/meds, med/medical, med/medicine, med/ical, med/icine, medical/procedure, medic/aid, med/medic, medic/medics nu/rse, nur/se, nu/nurse, nurse/nurses red/cross

titles:

the doctor, the nurse, the medical supplier, the medicare, the medical team, the medical objectsonas, the monitors, the living medkit, the living med equipment

*one who supplies medicaid/medicare, one who posseses medical supplies, one who consists of medical kits, one who is made from medical equipment

image three:

names:

amber, aero, aera, aqua citrus, cat, catty, clementine, cara, cyba, cyber, citrine digi exe, exie

fruit, fruti/fruiti/fruity, file jellybean, jaffa, jpeg kiti/kitti/kitty

mandarin, mouse, mew orange pond, pute, puta

splash, summer, sommer, surf teal, tangerine, tiger, tangelo, tide, tropic, tropica web, wave, wade, wire

1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself

aei/aere/aery/aerine/aeroself ci/cate/caty/catine/catself ci/citre/citry/citrine/citrusself fri/frute/fruty/frutigerine/frutigerself oi/ore/orangy/orangine/orangeself

3nd p prns: they/them/theirs/themself

aer/aero, aero/aeros ci/citrus, citrus/fruit frut/frutiger, frutiger/frutigers, frutiger/aero ora/orange, orange/oranges tropic/tropical web/core

titles:

the frutiger aero cat, the webcore cat, the orange tide, the orange loving cat, the refreshed page

*one who loves citrus fruit, one who adores frutiger aero, one made of orange slices and wires

*one can be replaced with any prns

[impala-dreamer]

💖💖

morning :) I just watched 2 videos on why mrbeast is evil... taught the boys how to make french toast.... and rescued a frog from my music room releasing him back into the rainy morning (he looked like he wanted to stay but I don't think frogs eat french toast so he's out)

also i still feel like im dying and these steriods are making things worse I'm all swollen and red and can't breathe but my bp is back to normal after 4 days so I guess that's good...

how are you? lol

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

After the Coronation, Sparry spent 30 minutes at the BP Royal residence: for "logistical purposes"

If this is true, why didn't the environmentalist carpool with any of his cousins?

The Duke of Sussex slipped in and out of Buckingham Palace after the Coronation without seeing the Royal Family during his visit to Britain, it was claimed.

Prince Harry spent about half an hour at the Palace after the Westminster Abbey service before travelling to Heathrow Airport to return to the United States on Saturday.

He went to the Palace for 'logistical reasons' to take a moment out of the public eye after the two-hour ceremony and didn't speak to any family members, according to the Telegraph.

It is understood Prince Harry wore what he was asked to wear, which was a dark morning suit and tie, his Afghanistan and Jubilee medals pinned to his suit jacket, and a Royal Victorian Order star and neck decoration.

During the Royal Family's lunch, King Charles III raised a glass to his three grandchildren Prince George – who also served as a Page of Honour – Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis, who were among the stars of the show and carried out their public appearances with aplomb.

But he made a point of also toasting 'those that weren't there' and wished his other grandson a very happy birthday 'wherever he was'.

[openheartfanfics]

Bryce x F!MC: Pure Fluff

One Shot V - #

Valentine's Day Dinner - @eadanga 💘 Bryce asks Lauren to be his Valentine.

Valentine's Day Notes - @storyofmychoices 💘 Although it was Valentine's (Heart) Day, there was a lack of cardiac surgeries so Bryce occupied his time making this note for Olivia.

Vegas Adventures - @anotherbeingsworld  The rewrite of their trip to Vegas with an extra helping hand. BP x OH Crossover.

Victory - @kat-tia801  Prompt: I love it when [I/you/he/she/they/name] win(s).

Waiting - @storyofmychoices  The moment Bryce and Olivia have been waiting for is finally here and they’re more nervous than they expected.

Whatshisname - @julia-highstorms What if they met while Bryce was a bartender? 

‘We Accept the love, we think we deserve’ - @anotherbeingsworld High School AU

Weather The Storm - @fantasyoverreality98 They go on a vacation to Hawaii a few months after the attack on the Senator.

Wedding Toast - @omgjasminesimone   Keiki’s toast at their wedding. 

What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve - @lucy-268  🌟 Charley and Bryce were FWB; then she kissed Ethan in Miami. New Year’s Eve during intern year. Feat. Ethan x F!MC

What Happens In Vegas - @omgjasminesimone Light NSFW

What You Mean To Me - @god-save-the-keen Set after 2.11. 

What you need - @oofchoices  A fic about Bryce in pink. He also came knocking on the door because he had a patient that looked exactly like her.

When those period cramps call my name - @peonierose   Those stupid period cramps.

Whispers Of The Sea - @storyofmychoices  Bryce and Olivia enjoy a day at the beach.

Wild Blue - @peonierose   What do you do when your girlfriend says she’s going to do a photo shoot to support the ban of killing dolphins?

Winning - @storyofmychoices  Bryce and Olivia can’t seem to stay away from each other, even during an Edenbrook baseball game.

Wintery Prompt - @omgjasminesimone It’s cold outside. 

Wintery Prompt (Drunk Dryve) - @omgjasminesimone

Wish List - @storyofmychoices 🎄 Olivia is making a list and checking it twice of what she wants most this Christmas. Inspired by this post.

Words of Love - @peonierose   Bryce and Luna are excited to become parents.

Work Woes - @omgjasminesimone Feat. Lahela Siblings

Working Out - @lucy-268  Maggie joins ‘The Boys��� for a morning workout.

X Marks the Spot - @flowerpatchess   Bryce finds a voice that’s been haunting him for years. [1.2]

Yellow Hibiscus in Bloom - @aallotarenunelma This is Doctor's Day. How will Bryce and Kaisa will celebrate it?

Yes, Dr. Lahela - @annekebbphotography  He asks MC to be official. 

You Are The Sun - @doctorsurferbro Loving Bryce Lahela shouldn’t be this easy.

You don’t have to rush - @oofchoices  Even though Keiki’s living in his living room Bryce wants MC to leave some stuff at his place so she wouldn’t have to rush in the mornings.

You Make It Feel Like Christmas - @lucy-268 🎄 Bryce plans a fun game for Maggie for Christmas.

You are in love - @hannabanana-6 Bryce realises his feelings for Casey. An addition to the wedding in Open Heart book 3. [3.11]

You’re Invited - @appiomofchoice  Bryce invites his internal medicine friends to a housewarming/unpacking party. There is a slight miscommunication.

8 Letters - @anotherbeingsworld  Things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear.

#PlantLove - @storyofmychoices Olivia celebrates National Houseplant Appreciation Day.

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SUBMIT OPEN HEART FICS & WRITERS HERE

[gaysonlyocean]

how about top 5 top 5 /J how about top 5 goofy and gaffin moments -silly

i was very tempted to answer this with real moments that happened to me KJHGFGHJK

uhhhh

the ogtbh mb crossover roleplay specifically the moment where ogtbh thatcher panicked and threw the nearest item, a slice of toast, at mb six

in ogtbh when bps + evelin went on a mcdonalds montage

also from the crossover rp: [ogtbh adam voice] stop asking me why things are happening in regards to the other universe

in tlou au the bit about thatcher trying to bleach his hair to feel better and just melting it

some secret things i know in finding eden that i cant share mel im looking DIRECTLY at you