#boyfriends renting

[rentalboyfriends]

rental boyfriend, rental boyfriends, global-jobs.com, https://www.global-jobs.com

[ozzgin]

Consider: Emotional support werewolf. There for all your cuddling fur buddy needs but also to fuck you silly to help you through your depression. Can't be sad if you're too busy getting stuffed!

Content: gender neutral reader, NSFW

Big, scary werewolf, held on a leash by a mere human. Would rip everyone else to shreds, but he merrily follows behind you like an obedient dog, ready to be at your service.

You were rather skeptical when the agency presented you with a gargantuan beast as an emotional support pet. Even more so when he dealt with someone who’d stalked you home; you stared in terror at his ferocious attacks, worried you could be next someday.

Well, to a certain degree. He is ferocious indeed, but in different ways. The unholy creature is, simply put, obsessed with the little human he was tasked to accompany. He loves looking after you and is unexpectedly affectionate. Particularly horny, too, as you’ve learned rather quickly.

You were feeling quite needy one evening and wondered if your werewolf’s aid would include such lewd necessities. As it turns out, it was enough for you to sheepishly mention it out loud before you were pinned to the bed and fucked into a drooling mess. You can’t be certain, of course, but you suspect he’s been hoping to breed you for a long time already. His thrusts were desperate and greedy, finishing with a knowing grin: he’d finally claimed you as his.

The question now stands: who’s owning who?

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[jayujus]

rent a boyfriend! - lhs smau

PAIRING rich girl!y/n x broke college student!heeseung

SYNOPSIS in which jeon y/n is desperate to find a boyfriend ASAP because she needs a date for her family's mixer. her best friend, ningning, introduces her to a website perfect for this situation!

OR.....

drunk heeseung unknowingly signs up for a website on the dark web.

FEATURING miso of dreamnote as y/n, aespa, nana, enha hyung line + other idols occasionally

GENRE(S) fluff, crack, angst, love triangle, rent a boyfriend trope

WARNING(S) suggestive, kys/kms jokes, friends are mean to each other (lightheartedly), bit of parental neglect (daddy issues), y/n's indecisive af n accidentally hurts ppl 🧍‍♀️

STATUS ongoing

STARTED february 26 2024

COMPLETED -

KAIA'S NOTE taglist is closed, ignore timestamps... i am really looking forward to this smau! i will try to be consistent this time but i won't make a schedule since i never follow them....

PROFILES kwangya quest | super flops | y/n's fam

PROLOGUE technical difficulties

01 needy y/n

02 WOAH hes fine.....

03 cheating on you

04 cocktail party!!! 💬 1.0k + smau

05 roses are red

06 belieber vs jungkooker

07 cardboard jungkook

08 #JeonYnIsOverParty

09 jhené aiko is goated

10 who the hell is chaewon?!

11 lover boy

12 sea in the fish

13 eternal sunshine

14 mary cooper

15 girls is players too

16 when 2 people love each other....

17 i know

18 bitchless no more!

19 get help

20 2 man trumpet???

21 go easy on me baby

22 blues

23 split in half 💬 0.3k + smau

24 exxing on the job

25

26

27

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[fraternum-momentum]

Day 2: Sex pollen / Plant growth

[uncensored here] [version with no bg here]

[rosiesfandomblog]

A Huskerdust headcanon that just popped into my head is that Husker doesn't like talking about how many languages he speaks, so Angel goes around saying the FILTHIEST of dirty talk around Husker in Italian, NOT KNOWING HUSKER SPEAKS ITALIAN AS WELL I want to cry thinking about how the fuck this cat is gonna break the news to his lover

[iridescentoracle]

i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

[xero013]

Went Over Their Heads 🗣️

(🚇⚡)

[sleipliir]

He won’t leave me alone 😭

[elnotwoods]

@mrghostrat crowley in the recent update of bnf like:

[hana-no-seiiki]

sorn from bg3 (the male prostitute drow) is such a mood cause like people always get flustered whenever i use nicknames on them (like baby/sweetheart/etc). i’ve been called all the petnames too (my current favorite being cloudhead/mooncake atm) and those that i date often tell me that it makes their heart stutter when i use those

but on the other hand i get so unbelievably and irrationally flustered n shy when people who don’t usually call me by my name just use ‘yun’ like smiling and butterflies and all augh

and my friends keep calling me out saying i act like a horny/fetishizing/problematic teenager despite having the vanilla fantasies of a victorian woman

SO I WAS THINKING

QUICK YANDERE SOFT PRETTY BOI SEX WORKER BRAINROT??

could be a camboy, host club worker, pornstar, etc. your choice and imagination

Like ya boi who’s whole job it is to fulfill the most depraved fantasies imaginable. Who lived almost his whole life doing all sorts of kinks and fetishes

but absolutely crumbles when you ask him to have sex with him in the missionary position and maybe even the lights off

like he’ll join massive orgies no problem. host/strip for celebrities like it’s no business

but when you ask if you can hold his hand while you two make love. or kiss him gently with all the love in your eyes

he just

he just ceases to function.

you aren’t a regular of his, as much as he hates that fact. but everytime you schedule a meeting with him, he just has this dopey smile on his face and he’ll often uncontrollably giggle and squeal when you hit him up.

he has some pretty rich and dangerous clients

so sometimes he may or may not drug you when you visit him sometimes.

i mean you can’t blame him if your legs are too weak the next morning (or afternoon/evening, this man has stamina) or if you only wanted to have a nice chit chat but suddenly that pink sweater you bought him started to look really nice especially with his even prettier legs exposed like that.

opens up an exclusive rent-a-boyfriend offer but in actuality it’s just you in that list

overall a menace

you know how some of my readers uses yan harem to beat the yan harem

he definitely uses his fans/clients to keep you leashed

besides, no one else can serve you like he can, so might as well stay for some more hm?

[feinv]

i wanna sit on his lap and swing my legs please.

[cheapbourbon]

“Is consort the same in all languages?”

I believe so Khonshu says.

…

I finally got around to doing some Fanart of my all time favorite Moon Knight fic series- We don't need to say it to each other by: deadonarrival on Ao3.

I don’t know if the author is here on tumblr or not. D=

Those fics= fucking perfection. Do mind the tags tho if you go looking, here there be monster(fucking).

[ozzgin]

Would really like to be squished under a needy werewolf who says he needs to be closer to me even though he's suffocating me.

Also love your art, it's adorable.

I'm still thinking of emotional support werewolf who's utterly and helplessly obsessed with you.

He literally just railed the life out of you, and you still barely manage to wobble out of the shower for a couple steps before he pulls you into a tight hold.

"Are you serious? It's been 20 minutes," you groan, quickly silenced by his tongue running all over your face and body.

He can't help it, you see; it's too neutral, too sterile. You need to smell like him. How would people know you belong to him otherwise? Now he has to mark you all over again.

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[jayujus]

rent a boyfriend! - chapter 16

— 16 when 2 people love each other....

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[ind1c0lite]

Being a menace to ur partner and stealing his glasses <33

[sammis-svsss-brainrot]

Finally read "Tarnished Gold" (or at least what's out so far) and then the new chapter of "if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine" and I'm just thinking about how Bingge in particular, is so desperate for people who care about him unconditionally... And how he just wants people to show him true kindness... How he just wants people to love him despite his monstrosities...

And then I think about how us, as the SVSSS fandom, (and Shen Yuan, as a PIDW fan) care about Bingge SO MUCH and just want him to have a better lot in life...

Idk, we see how feral Bingge gets for genuine affection from Shen Yuan, the OG LBH fan, can you imagine if he was aware of how many people cared for him in real life? Like, putting your average PIDW fan aside, the people that just see Bingge as a pathetic wet cat of a man and want the best for him regardless of all the lying, cheating, stealing and manipulating he's done, because all of us Bingge fans are Shen Yuan kinnies on at least a small level...

I think it would break his brain, if he realized just how many people care about him and genuinely want him to be happy