#boy is zooted tbh

[chase-ydraws]

so i finished that doodle of the hobbit ocs

and Kíli

ocs Fuinor and Laufrín (middle and middle-right respectively) belong to @wolf-in-a-trenchcoat and are my ocs' adoptive parents :3

[jihopesjoint]

I’m sorry if someone has already asked you this but I just discovered your blog and I have to know what your headcannons are of BTS while high

anon… NO ONE has asked me this yet!!!! and you have my whole entire heart for taking one for the team and doing god’s work. i have treated this ask with the utmost importance and i only hope that i don’t disappoint you. also i'm sorry this took me literally all day LMFAO let me just open this with a blanket statement: the sheer number of bangtan giggles that there would be. i think i would die. anyway. onwards and upwards

namjoon

tbh my boy namjoon already speaks like he is stoned. he is ALWAYS waxing poetic and having an existential crisis, and that would increase tenfold if found holding a blunt. he’s making connections, he’s drawing conclusions. the empty chip bag that he has just devoured is definitely a metaphor for fame and how people take everything they love from you and then there’s nothing left for yourself. he’d sit on that for about five minutes before feeling guilty for thinking such thoughts about HIS army, who always refills his metaphorical chip bag.

seokjin

think of the windshield wiper laughs. OH he would be making the stupidest jokes (yes more than he already does). he gets great pleasure from jokes that make people groan. in seeming direct contrast, our gamer guy would be absolutely COUCHLOCKED. but he’d find that for some reason he just isn’t as angry at failures/deaths as he would be sober. and he thinks, “is THIS peace? have i never known it before this moment?” he didn't think he could get any more go with the flow than he already was. but if you think he’s not paying attention to the room around him, think again. he's making fun of everyone else losing their minds, all with eyes glued to the screen.

yoongi

oh bro. yoongi? he’s already an encyclopedia of useless knowledge, sprinkled with existential dread and hatred of the system. my man is ranting and RAVING about the capitalist machine. he doesn't understand why people have to work themselves to death to survive with no opportunity to enjoy life. he's pissed about the fact that he now benefits so greatly from a system he initially set out to be publicly against. and then he'll go on for 15 minutes about stucco, no transition. he's also hearing the most mundane sounds and recording them on his phone because they'll be perfect samples for a track. and then when he listens back to them the next day, he'll be like "what the absolute fuck was this?"

hobi

hobi for the first 20 minutes of the high is a silent observer. it's a little overwhelming right at the beginning, so he's probably a little in his head. he's just taking everything in. but after he crests the peak, he is loosey goosey. music has never made him want to dance more, and he didn't know that was possible. our boy's taste in music is made for getting stoned to. he's wiggling over to the snacks, wiggling with the snacks in his hand. falling to the floor, shouting with laughter when he sees how absolutely ZOOTED his members are. after he wipes the tears from his eyes, he sees yoongi sampling the sound of the ice maker and immediately goes over to be his ultimate hype man.

jimin

park jimin. my sweet baby. he knows that mama didn’t raise no bitch, so he’s taken extra hits after everyone’s tapped out. his eyes are basically permanently shut. for the life of him he cannot stop giggling. he’s in that every single thing that happens is funny mode. can’t hold himself upright. we’re talking hands on shoulders, we’re talking heads in laps, we’re talking falling to the floor. kim taehyung is the funniest person to exist in his eyes (yes more than normal). usually he cringes at himself speaking affectionately about his members, but all inhibitions are gone. he loves them SO MUCH, and he’s absolutely not going to shut up about it. he’s making grandiose plans for them to never get around to doing together because they’re not actually reasonable.

taehyung

taehyung is also thinking thoughts, putting things together. we're talking about the brain that brought us borahae. of course, for one good realization, you have to have about one hundred terrible ones. think of the highest thought you've ever had, or have ever heard someone else have, and you might have stepped inside the anomaly that is kim taehyung's head. some shit like, "what if birds aren't singing and they're actually screaming because they're afraid of heights?" and of course, jimin is fully ready to take this thought that he accidentally vocalized, turn it into a bit, and beat it into the ground. legend has it they're still figuring this out.

jungkook

on his most productive day, our maknae is operating as head empty, no thoughts. so there's no doubt in my mind that he's staring at the wall. not a damn thing is happening up there, i promise you. he's just realized AGAIN that he has hands, but he has no idea what to do with them. because he's completely unaware of what's going on in the room around him, he's interrupted taehyung and jimin's bit to ask them what he should do about his hand predicament. but while he was trying to get their attention, his hand brushed over one of the blankets on the couch and goddamn is it not the softest thing he's ever felt. so his focus has shifted entirely to feeling this blanket. rinse and repeat.

[mourningdewey]

as is customary for 4/20 , i am out of my mind zooted . that being said , here are my stoned thoughts on different fallout 4 characters as stoners . nonhumans are humanized because it's funny . think like- a college au ig . don't take this post too seriously please 😭🤚

Companions

ada: can take three blinkers off a cart and be fine , tbh she probably smoked a decent amount with her original crew

cait: ✨ seasoned stoner ✨ , doesn't smoke much anymore but she'll engage in the doing of some good zaza occasionally , makes fun of deacon for smoking to become poetic

codsworth: would vomit after even breathing in secondhand mary jane smoke from twenty feet away

curie: has smoked weed to test sciencey shit that she was curious about , has a decent tolerance

danse: has never smoked weed in his life . decided not to after being half-blinded by stepping into a hotboxed room

deacon: among the ✨ seasoned stoners ✨ , has a MAD TOLERANCE because he's depressed and uses pot to make himself more poetic , he smokes to forget but he always remembers

dogmeat: if you give your fucking dog weed you are awful please do not let the dog hit the bong

hancock: ✨🍃king seasoned stoner 🍃✨ , his bare minimum with pot would have any other humanbeing dead burned and buried , smokes with deacon and cait sometimes , provides others with that good zaza

maccready: smokes sometimes either to feel ... deep and edgy , or nothing at all . would shove all the weed in his mouth if the cops came knocking , chew it up , and swallow it . buys from only the fInest most credible dealers

nick: he smokes every once in a while for similar reasons to deacon (it makes him more poetic) , his weird fucking 50's detective coat flaps in the wind more dramatically when he's stoned (he's some weird cosplayer like hancock ... nobody knows what his deal is)

old longfellow: nah this man is on smth a lot stronger than pot 😭🤚 i remember nothing about him as a character but looking at him scares me

porter gage: he is constantly crossfaded . he needs to be to cope with the dumb fuckin edgy junkies he hangs out with . he's dumb and edgy and a junkie too though so ... hypocrite ass

preston: he coff coff 💨 ouchie lung hoit 💨 coff coff 🌬️ no more zaza for pressie (he literally just looked at a bong and greened out)

strong: don't let him anywhere near any drug the entire human race would be wiped out (don't ask how my brain is starting to fizz and dissolve)

NPC's

amari: she'll pass weed along for friends if they need her to but she isn't too into smoking it . carrington Might be able to convince her to join him for a joint but it's rare

arturo: he'll share his zaza with you 🥳 only really smokes on weekends or holidays to avoid issues during the week . it's just a nice relaxing thing he usually does on his own

desdemona: this poor woman is so fucking stressed someone pass her a bong and a bucket she can sobb into . she smokes with carrington . they're both so stressed they're barely sophomores in college and they have gray hairs

drummer boy: he gets so weepy when zooted like please look after him 😭 wrap him up in a blanket and don't let him think . talks big game about smoking but he'd pass out in a hotboxed room

carrington: his tolerance is godly . he's been so stressed his whole life that he smoked in HIGH SCHOOL how scandalous~ would end another person's life for a fat blunt

crocker: 💀 this fucking wackjob is trying to find a way to mix Adderall and weed . hancock thinks he might just be a genius and everyone else thinks he needs to be behind bars

fahrenheit: oh girl she hangs with hancock she's blazing it in a back alley on campus in the middle of class , has some silly bimbo girl friends she likes to smoke with

glory: smokes with deacon and drummer boy primarily . will make fun of drummer boy for being weepy but takes care of him (not cuz she cares abt him 🙄 he's just a little worm) if he gets too bad . also smokes with des but they're gay asf eww

ingram: smokes very rarely like on special occasions . she doesn't have time to drift off into zazaland on a regular basis

irma: classy lady who smokes the finest quality zaza because she can . gets really really flirty with amari while high . gets flirty in general while high tbh . somehow fully aware/grounded the whole time tho

jun long: he ALSO smokes to forget but he always remembers . idk even if he didn't have a son thag died i feel like this man is HAUNTED like he needs that bud to survive

kent connolly: oh no no no don't give him weed . no good for the good little man . no good at all he cannot have that . give him a comic book and have him wait in the hall

magnolia: she smokes weed rolled in fucking rose petals . she deserves it tbh . smokes with kleo , irma , and daisy . sometimes her , mac , and deacon will sneak out to smoke in the park

marcy long: thinks weed is for lazy bums with no ambition . she takes care of jun when he's zooted but lectures him later . she wouldn't be caught dead with weed anywhere on her

myrna: she's too uptight to have ever smoked weed ... she is sucha fucking square

percy: he needs weed to cope with myrna . she's like his bossy mean toxic girlfriend who thinks he's inferior to her or smth idk man where am i

sturges: 😇 he like zaza it make him head go bzzzzztTtt bZZzzzzzZt like an old flip phone vibrating . sometimes he comes up with really weird projects while stoned and then he tries make them

sun: if only he had TIME to get zooted fUCK . his dormmate is a headache and his classes are hell . he'd gladly join carrington and amari for a smoke sesh but he does not have that kinda spare time

teagan: doesn't usually smoke himself but he sells that shit in some covert operation at a burger king drive-thru

quinlan: he smokes to quiet his buzzing mind . he gets very opinionated when stoned . his cat cannot escape his zooted cuddles

zeke: eh he'll chainsmoke cigarettes but draws the line at weed . cuz it's just nOt cOoL ??? (sturges likes being friends with zeke but is too autistic to understand why the man does not like to feel like his head is being banged like a gong)

ok i know i missed a lot of characters but considering how many i put in here i hope i deserve a pass 😇😇😇 um but ueah i am starting to really drift into zazaland . which is great . i'm gonna sleep fuckin epic tonight

anyways please don't take any of this seriously i could hardly remember who half of these characters are

[finsterhund]

My first impressions on the Ahsoka series (first two episodes)

Okay while I was still high and teetering on the edge of using trigonometry or whatever to judge the location of my grandparents farm using the curvature or the Earth I had a friend say "AHSOKA IS OUT HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET" presumably followed by spoiler memes. So I did not open Discord and instead I watched it. After all I had a good experience watching some of the latest episodes of The Mandalorian while dealing with my pain med gummy silly boy side effects but oh my god no. God please help me.

There are reactions to the first two episodes of the Ahsoka show here. I repeat there are reactions to Star Wars spoilers after the readmore. For fucks sake do not click the readmore unless you are prepared to experience secondhand spoilers through the disease riddled brain of a mentally ill problem child who watches Star Wars and is incapable of not thinking about dogs.

I did not really have anything coherent to put to paper until Sabine stood up the dumb public appearance thing. Because that was a very Red Spot thing to do. Did not even realize this was Lothal at first because I guess I was too zooted. And then the Red Spot things intensified and I had a bit of an autism about the whole thing. BRO NOT SABINE PULLING A RED SPOT AND THE ENTIRE TIME IM LIKE YOURE NOT GONNA MAKE IT YOU ARE LIMITED IN SPEED UNLIKE HIM but then it turns out through manner of character relations and akira bike slide she succeeds at what she was trying to do without needing to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sabine Wren Red Spot character parallels yay. Depressing though that not even the rebels/new republic are conscious enough of the sufferings of, let's be honest, a former child soldier, to understand that the type of trauma these sets of circumstances this type of character has gone through really fucking needs therapy. They're trying to parade her around like a show dog too for fucks sakes. No wonder Sequel Trilogy Luke regressed so bad and had spaniel rage moment on Kylo. Conspiracy theory hat time. The empire was based on the US, the Rebels the Vietcong. George said so in an interview. Disney sips that sweet American government nectar so maybe they're intentionally trying to make the rebels and New Republic look bad to try and make what black and white mortality almost, and in some ways literally into something more grey and more "it's good to uphold the status quo unless you have cool powers. But you DON'T get cool powers in real life so..." I'm exaggerating how I feel but I'm aware of how the US military funded the MCU. Also owned by Disney. So hmmm. Still. I never figured the New Republic was this out of touch. God now that I'm actually getting my creative energy back I finally may be able to sit down and read the Thrawn Trilogy like I've wanted to for six thousand years except Cazza died and I lost the ability to turn off my dyslexia(???????) but anyways I might actually be able to now to actually assert the most widely accepted extended universe canon for this era. See if Disney is wildly deviating or not. I intentionally made modern Power Island backwards in a way I always thought the Rebels and New Republic weren't but we saw a lot of fucked up new republic fumbles in the latest season of The Mandalorian too so I've just gotta accept the New Republic is more on par with Modern Power Island's infuriatingly dated approach and repeated incidents of shitting the bed which fucking hurts me thanks didney

Really mixed feelings about this show so far tbh. Still technically high as a kite and I keep fucking thinking about pikmin. It is really fucking hard to not think about Pikmin when I have having an autism about Pikmin and also I am watching Star Wars which is also an autism and I have had the weed gummy. Everybody make a wild guess what part of episode 1 the End of Day theme earwormed its way into my brain with the force of a semi truck and win a prize. Also the stakes just don't feel high? Like I'm not able to take it as seriously. I'm really kinda upset that nobody is taking Sabine's really blatant survivors guilt and PTSD seriously. I am now pissed off that I'm on the edge of "the lightsaber wound should be fatal" and "if they kill her off before her trauma recovery arc is ever resolved to show how strong little fucked up white dog with the eye crusties is I'm going to be so mad"

And on that note. I have no clue what the dark side apprentice character is named yet. Idk if they said her name or not. But she straight up looks like a little sopping wet shivering white dog with those big goopy tear stains and I am just FUCKING LOSING MY MIND. I burst into fits of giggles whenever there's a face shot and I'm so mad at how fucking stupid I am about it and how much my brain won't let me dispel it. I am physically incapable of not thinking about those little fucked up white dogs whenever she's on screen. There's all these thematic callbacks to Darth Maul in the Phantom Menace with her in the first episode and I'm a huge fucking Phantom Menace apologist but it's completely sidelined in my experience by how she's one of those little fucking white dogs. The lightsaber fight was awkward and janky but it is fully believable because Sabine wasn't force sensitive as far as I'm aware, and Ashoka only briefly trained her with the darksaber in Rebels? Unless this show is implying more. I guess it is because how she's able to have a saber fight at all in the first place not to be too spoilers but wtfff? Both these teenagers, Sabine is still meant to be a teen I think?, are just glowstick baton-ing all over the place and I'm thinking "bruh someone come separate these children before someone gets an eye poked out" and I really don't see how Sabine went down at all. Usually I'm like "Disney Star Wars has too much plot armour" but this time I'm like "bro Sabine is mando and did all that shit in Rebels who fucking nerfed her? Did she find some weird spice-based essential oil through a pyramid scheme and self prescribed it as a sedative for her undiagnosed PTSD???? At the very least she should be able to body the trembling little eye crusties dog. I'd like to stress that a force sensitive "little pathetic white dog with the eye crusties" being taken into an abusive master and apprentice relationship with a skilled dark side user could definitely work, but I really don't think that's the angle they're taking with this character with an extensive backlog of past accomplishments and growth.

Also one of Thrawn's allies just so happens to have the name Morgan and unfortunately my brain refuses to not associate that name with Bantam's Musical Morgan who coincidentally is a sad fucked up looking antique mohair stuffed dog that predominantly was solid white in color.

Oh shit I see what's happening. Sabine keeps getting the fucking shaft by everyone. Everyone except Hera who's been absent. Not allowed to take advantage of her own areas of expertise both in universe and in the writing. It's like they're trying to respond to the critical reception that Rey got without actually realizing that Sabine is an entirely different character with an extensive backlog of past accomplishments and growth.

Oh my god I just noticed eyecrusties has a padawan braid now. I'm assuming that's a new development otherwise I would have noticed by now.

Oh shit I thought Sabine based her lightsaber off of Ezra's but it's actually just his. Okay so I'm still going to assume she's not force sensitive and Ahsoka just tried to train her with the darksaber. Bro am I missing memories from watching Rebels or something(?)

Oh my god can Sabine and Ashoka just talk to each other!? Ashoka have you just shut off your force perceptions about Sabine ENTIRELY? Yeah I know I can tell you have unresolved trauma yourself in regards to Anakin but don't fucking let the cycle of abuse continue as emotional neglect use the force to fucking understand or some shit AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGHHH Also apparently Sabine IS force sensitive????? because lightsaber building droid from the clone wars cartoon said so???? (I really like his live action translation from the cartoon design btw) which I mean???!!! Uhhhhhh!?! Was this hinted at at all? I can't remember. Like she struggled with the Darksaber because she wasn't force sensitive???? I literally did a full marathon of Rebels like a year ago???? Also I really think he should have been a bit more cautious with "the only time you're wasting is your own" thing because she very clearly needs some level of therapy or support structure that doesn't mean she should rush right back into training. Like yeah she's "wasting her time" not benefiting from having an adequate support structure but rushing right back into things to compensate??? Man.

Oh my god the protocol droid choosing the right exact time to bring up a grievance they had knowing full well it was relevant information right at that moment who basically said fuck my job malicious compliance was very relatable for some reason. It'll end my job but it will also destroy your whole career. Fuck your shit up fascist sympathizer scum.

Also just fucking shoot down the hyperdrive transport! I'm with Chopper on this one. Fuck the port. That one Corellian facility committed like treason or something. I understand putting a tracker on it instead I guess but I crave violence and bloodshed and explosions.

Me: please don't do the Mulan thing Sabine: does the Mulan thing Me: screams

Sabine over here hacking off her hair with a knife instead of more healthy coping mechanisms.

Me: sees the eye of sion for the first time Me: wow are they fucking making a stargate or something lmaooooo

And then episode 2 of this two part season premiere is at an end. I struggled to take it seriously but I'm still invested and don't want to wait. I guess that's a good thing but man. I guess I'm underwhelmed. Disney's mediocrity finally catching up to me I guess. Love these characters and don't feel the actors are bad at all but it feels like this is a product of the writing strike even though it was made before the strike. Maybe there's executive meddling at play here that's also reflective of the conditions that lead to the strike.

Also I fucking love the lothcat designs. BABIES AAAAAHYGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[luminnara]

What do they boys act like when drunk/ tipsy? Bonus: how they are when high?

Warnings: drug mentions, alcohol mentions

-David is one of those people who’s generally really fun when he’s fucked up, until SOMETHING rubs him the wrong way and then a switch flips and he’s super pissed off and ready to fight

-and he will fight about literally anything

-he likes whiskey

-smokes more than usual

-if he’s in fight mode and you argue, the make up sex would be really good lol

-when he’s high he zones out a lot and just vibes, and watches everybody else go wild until Paul gives him something to make him more fun and then he totally feeds off the energy

-Dwayne is the kind of drunk who loses his clothes so it’s a good thing he never has a shirt on anyways lol

-sexy slutty vampire

-sexy slutty vampire…sex

-but obviously also parties with the others lol

-when he gets zooted, he’ll try to read a book but just read the same page over and over for like an hour before he gets himself out of it lol

-Paul is the most fun and will take party drug cocktails basically because like what’s the worst that’ll happen to him lol

-crossfaded all the time

-so much energy, although he will occasionally have a bad trip and need a sitter

-loves to go hunting when he’s fucked up because he thinks it’s just a hoot

-knows where to buy/steal literally any substances you could ever want

-Marko is also super fun when he’s drunk/high and he and Paul will spray paint the cave or various spots around town

-they’ve probably been arrested a lot and then broken themselves out again tbh

-turns into a kleptomaniac when he’s under the influence and will come home with just pockets full of random stuff he’s stolen

-more of a fun/giggly guy but will rock somebody’s shit if they look at him funny

[wetpapert0wel]

Where Am I

(don't rb pls)

[peakgenko]

Pairing: Suna Rintarō x F!reader

cw; swearing & drug use

Includes; just fluff tbh

+ summary; when Suna and Y/n decide to take a stroll through a a pristine art museum while they’re zooted out of their minds.

The car interior of Suna’s BMW E30 M3 reeked of Big Mac’s and weed.

His seat is adjusted backward— his head backward through a close lidded grin. One hand on the steering wheel and the other- wrapped around a flawlessly rolled blunt. Y/n sits in the passenger seat watching and listening to Suna intently while munching on a few fries. He’s mumbling to the music blaring in the back. Suna’s voice was tranquil and soft. Y/n and Suna sat in a deserted parking lot a bit of a distance away from an art museum. The windows are rolled down as streams of smoke spill out of the interior.

“Alright, sweetheart. Smoke up.” He fixated his eyes onto Y/n—eyes ablaze as he hands the blunt over to her.

With a swift inhale, she purposely emanated into Suna’s direction.

“Bitch.” He sneered with a shit eating grin. Y/n hears the seat snap back into its original position as Suna pulls himself upward. Slowly, he shifts his torso forward. His dainty fingers trail over to Y/n’s bare thighs— dancing freely from her bodycon dress. They graze against her arms and soon his fingers lace through hers. Teasingly, he grabs hold of the blunt and drops her hand. With every passing second, he’s crawling closer. His hand presses up against the window— entrapping Y/n between him and the seat. With the blunt in between his plump lips, he soothes Y/n’s cheek with the pads of his thumbs. He places the blunt in between his thumb and his pointer finger and throws his head back in order to inhale without getting any of it in her eyes. He whips his head forward but this time, his eyes look even more fox like then they already had been before. He grabs ahold of her chin and positioned Y/n’s head upward so that she’s able to look directly up into his direction. With his nimble fingers, he drag his thumb against her bottom lip and beckons her to part them. He leans in closely— his forehead pressed up against Y/n’s as he exhales into her mouth. Once the smoke clears, he laps his tongue into her mouth, moving it rhythmically to her desire.

He parts from Y/n with a playful grin before slipping out of the car and helping her out as well. The two walk arm in arm toward the art venue. One hand is entangled with Y/n by his very pinky and the other is gripped around the knot of his tie— adjusting it to his liking every now and then.

He stops Y/n just in front of the entrance— each of his hands holding her waist in place. “Tell me when it hits.” He lets out a boyish laugh. With a gentle nod, the fox like boy linked pinkies with Y/n upon entree.

It was difficult to say the least. Since Suna wasn’t really the smoker nor was he notorious for doing drugs, he had quite the low tolerance to which he reacted quite terribly upon immediately entering the venue.

“Oh- fuck my body is going br-” He grabs y/n’s shoulders for stability— the arch in his back curving.

The grip on her shoulders is almost lethal and the bruising purple is already apparent.

“Rin- stop you’re hurting.” Y/n tries to rip free.

With a subtle laugh, she turns to face two little beady bloodshot eyes staring back.

“You look like you just went through three divorces.” Y/n teases- slight panic and concern laced in her tone.

“I think I just went through the five stages of grief, Y/n. I’m flipping the fuck out.” He whimpers, raking a hand through his brunette locks.

“You look hot while you’re flipping the fuck out.” Y/n grins.

“Hold- hold my hand.” He mumbles.

Y/n laced her fingers with his and began to head to the booth.

With her elbows pressed up against the counter and her fingers knitted together, she greets the worker. Suna stands still. His hands are gripped around a railing and his lips tighten in a fine line.

“He-hel-hello.” Y/n throws her hand up in a wave when her body begins to hurdle over. She lets out a groan as she tightens her grip around a pamphlet.

“Ma’am- those pamphlets aren’t going anywhere.” The worker teased.

“Are you and- your boyfriend alright?” The worker stiffened.

Suna drags over to Y/n and drapes his arms over her shoulders— rocking her back and fourth.

His breath is hot against her— teasing at her throat.

“She’s shit talking us.” He sneered.

Y/n was unable to answer. But it was a clear “no”. Beads of sweat rolled down her face and her grip around Suna’s sleeves were deathly.

The conversation was a bit of a blur and she wasn’t sure if the conversation went even a tad normal but she reckoned it was successful when she dragged Suna behind her— two entree tickets pinched between her fingers.

Suna had calmed down a bit and now the hammered couple strided against the carpet path quietly.

Suna comes to an abrupt stop causing Y/n to practically tumble over.

“This is pretty. I fuck with this so heavy. Can I get a picture of you in front of it.” Suna pleads.

“With a single glance you can interpret how complex this piece is. This- is ethereal. The use of colour~ the visual spacing....” He continues.

The canvas was painted white with a single red dot stamped in the middle.

“It’s so abstract, Y/n.” Tears are welling from his eyes.

Y/n strolls over and poses in front of the bland painting. Her pose is stiff and much like the “mom I frew up” stance.

Suna positions his phone in front of him and admired his prettily prepped girlfriend. With his thumb over the button, he takes numerous photos. Unfortunately for him, his camera had been on selfie mode and you would later find out in a much more rational state.

There were now thirty selfies of Suna— the same stoic expression taken at the lowest of angles.

Y/n continues on her way, her hand held in Suna’s as he occasionally stops to snap a few pics. But, because Y/n interjected his sudden stops, all the photos were unclear and blurry— which he would find out much later on.

The two strolled behind the line of observers, critiquing the pieces heavily.

The paintings clouded their visions— dancing about and even talking to them from a distance. The hallucinations were everything they hoped for.

Exiting the first portion of the museum, they enter the second. Each room is a minimalistic white with the exception of the sculpture standing in the middle of the room- its bright colours clash with the white interior of the building.

Suna and Y/n are seated on a bench— entrapped between two walls riddled with art pieces to be gazed upon for hours. They sit back to back, each of their heads thrown back and positioned on the others shoulder.

The hallways is lowly lit and all Y/n wants to do it sleep.

Suna turns his head to face her. His eyes capture every feature before him. “Wow. this might be my favourite piece right here.” Suna mumbles, brushing his nose against hers.

“You’re such a simp.” She hums with a sly grin.

“We should fuck in front of the mona lisa.” Suna eyes are narrowed.

“Definitely- definitely, Rin. Except the mona lisa is in a different museum- in a different country.” Y/n shakes her head.

“Temporary setback. Oh well. That only means I have to take you there someday.” Suna breathes heavily.

“Rintarō? You’re taking me to Paris?” Y/n speaks with insincerity and sarcasm.

“Anything for you. I’ll take you to the moon.” He whispers— the rasp in his voice slowly breaking.

Y/n leans in for a kiss.

“That’s going in the cringe compilation.” Y/n taunts.

“Shut up.” Suna’s nose flares- threatening to burst into a fit of laughter.

He had the munchies so boy was he hungry.

Although the taste of her- should suffice.

He grips her by her hair although his hold is gentle. The two of you manage to meet in the middle, lips heated with anticipation. His tongue slides against hers— a kiss so heated she’s afraid she may melt. The way her throat bobs is almost entrancing. It causes Suna’s mind to linger. His collar is torn open enough to reveal his toned chest, riddled in silver chains and necklaces. Y/n’s dress strap falls to her arms as Suna fondles her body softly.

But, before it’s able to progress any further, Y/n parts from Suna. His eyes are puppy like, eager for her touch. Though she doesn’t allow his tricks to cloud her judgement. “Come on, Rin~ we’re in public.” She groans as Suna rubs his thumbs against her inner thigh. Y/n stands still while Suna remains seated— his head pressed up against her waist in a desperate hug.

Y/n forces Suna to journey further into the gallery. The two walk hand in hand.

The twos laughter fill the hallways and every now and then, the other security guards threaten them with stern flares.

they spent a huge portion of their time in the hall of sculptures, giggling about as they made fun of the naked sculptures like little children. A few “homeboy a little shrimpy” and “Imma beat to that” are spewed out. Jokingly of course.

Upon being lost in his train of thought, he loses sight of Y/n momentarily.

His smile returns once he catches sight of a very grabable waist.

Y/n is still, her legs shuffling back in fourth to indicate she’s lost in thought. She’s standing in front of a particular painting. The piece is abstract.

He towers over her and kisses her cheek to greet her warmly. His arms envelope her waist and he allows hers to drape over his embrace so that she’s able to wrap her dainty fingers around his thumbs.

“Rin, what does this look like to you.” Her voice is soft and serene.

Suna turns his attention toward the painting— his eyes are narrowed. “Mm... it sort of looks like a mutilated penis.” Suna answers truthfully. Y/n nudges his side playfully.

“Oh you bastard- I see it.” Y/n huffs. “I like this one.”

Suna parts from her.

He straightened his posture and adjusted his suit. Before burying his hands in his pockets, he rakes a hand through his hair. He jerks his head the other way and beckons a worker over.

“Good evening, sir how may I assist you?” The lady is sweetly spoken.

“Ma’am, I would like to purchase this painting.” he stands tall. Y/n’s eyes grow wide.

“I-I’m sorry?”

Suna looks over to Y/n reluctantly before engaging further.

“M-must I repeat myself? I said I would like to bargain for this painting.” Suna states all matter-of-a-factly.

“Sir... that’s not how this works.” The worker stares dumbfounded.

Suna runs his hand through the back of his head, scratching the back of his neck nervously.

“Well- how does it work?” He stares wide eyed.

“You cannot just buy a painting— this is a gallery. There are photos in the gift shop.” The lady’s brows are knitted before walking off.

“Well- that didn’t work out sorry, shortcake.” Suna turns to face you— lips pressed against eachother to conceal his laughter.

“What the hell was even that, Rin.”

He shrugs and turns to face you once again.

“Alright, shawty to the gift shop we go.”

She’d trail behind him closely out of the gallery. He has her hand in his and in on the other- is a 24 by 36 inch painting he insisted on buying for her.

[adobodemon]

I need to get my feelings about Amazon Prime Invincible cause I can't sit here and wait for any of my friends to catch up with it DNI IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS

Mark.... you poor baby. you fuckin poor traumatized 17yo mixed baby. I can't believe you already have shooters out for you saying that you're too weak to fight back your demons. the only boy I've seen go thru more shit than you is Shinji and at least he went through it over the course of 26 episodes and a movie. I was traumatized WITH you boy

Deborah. Go get u a new man. Don't even look out for ur kids anymore you deserve like.... to get hella fucked up and zooted and also be mega rich and just living under endless hedonism. You've suffered E NO UGH. You're Lois Lane on the cross. Thank u for ur serve.

Speaking of the trauma. fuck omni man. FUCK OMNI MAN. EVERYBODY SAY FUCK OMNI MAN. I BETTER SEE YOUR KAL-EL ASS HEAD ON A KRYPTONITE SPIKE NEXT SEASON OR I WILL INVADE THE WRITERS ROOM MYSELF AND I WILL ALSO GET PAYBACK FOR THE SUBWAY SCENE. WHICH WASNT EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL COMICS. FUCK YOU OMNI MAN AND FUCK THAT SCENE (gen: good job writers I haven't experience legit palpable trauma in western animation in a bit)

also the way that I saw Viltrum being a space colonizing empire from the jump. the original story gave reformism bc ain't no way a race of superpowered technologically advanced beings arrived to Earth in the name of benevolence and progress we all know what happened to us 500 odd years ago

Eve. Baby I want nothing but the best for you. Your heart and your powers both being in the right place. Slay. You're what every girlboss wishes she could be. Step it up next season and destroy capitalism babe

Amber. I will die for you. I will kill for you. Any space between you and a bullet I will fill it. Pls go find another guy that isn't Mark you are way too good to be spending your adult years fixing men.

Rex. Fuck u. DIAF.

William. tbh 7/10 u funny asl and relatable kind of. kudos to the writers for making the most straggot-passing sidekick to the protagonist I've seen in any superhero medium.

idk what to say about the other characters lol all my feelings where centered around mark and his family. baby-robot was kinda fucked up and gross. Oh and I wish Titan a very Enjoy The Rest Of Your Life Unharmed Giving Your Wife and Daughter the Life They Deserve.

[gorogues]

Spoilers for the upcoming season of the Flash in this post!

secondratevillain replied to your text post: HA! The Robot Chicken bit is *perfect* for this :'D

It was probably his greatest moment of exposure...up until the Flash show, presumably.  It weirds me out that we're probably going to see an influx of new Chillblaine fans :>

belphegor1982 replied to your text post: I never really got the point of Chillblaine in the comics, really. Was he Lisa's boytoy/henchman with benefits? And then she went through a few of them and the last one killed her (whyyy) so (Watsonian reason) Len could be sad about it? Anyway, it's a bit meh for me. At least they're not fridging her :-/

Yeah, the comics versions were Lisa's boytoys and henchmen, and most were quite stupid.  Except the last one, and I still don't understand why Waid had him kill her because he was promptly 'killed' two issues later....there was all this ominousness over how he was different and dangerous, but it turns out that he wasn't. (The fact that Johns retconned his death years later doesn't change that Waid seemingly intended him to be dead and forgot about him.)  I don't think Waid knew what to do with Lisa or the Chillblaines, and he was so publicly dismissive of her that frankly I think he just didn't like her.

purplecyborgnewt replied to your photo post: Is Prof. Zool related to Prof. Zoom, and if not, is his real last name Ogical?

He's Adrian Zoom's first cousin, and boy is it strange that so many supervillains came from one family :>  However, their other cousin Prof Zoot is very fashionable!

one-rogue-army replied to your text post: @belphegor1982 -- They're not fridging Lisa, but is there any sign of her returning? Wondering if Flash has to break the timeline (yet again) into a configuration that allows the Rogues to be assembled under Lisa's leadership.

The article claims that there are no imminent plans for her return, so I wouldn't expect to see her anytime soon.  I doubt we'll be seeing many more of the older established Rogues before the show ends, although IIRC the Top will be in the season premiere.  Mostly I'm just pessimistic about the lifespan of the show, which I can't see going more than one or two seasons further....seems like everyone's lost enthusiasm for it.

belphegor1982 replied to your text post: I think at this point we can write off show!Lisa, unfortunately. I believe the actress is too busy to even cameo on the CW shows (which - good for her, but sad for us) :S Much as I LOVE what they're doing with Mick on LoT I wish we could have had the Rogues as a team/family...

Putting Len and Mick on Legends was probably a death knell for the Rogues, TBH.  I too love what the show did for Mick, especially because they developed him from a completely one-note caricature (note: I found the caricature hilarious, so no hate here), but that strangled the group which was starting to coalesce and it couldn't re-form.  They tried to form the Rogues with the first Mirror Master and Top as the bosses, but viewers didn't really like them and that quickly faded.  So that's why things generally didn't work out, but it’s really too bad because it truly hampered the show IMO.

[amphii-writes]

Haikyuu boys as songs on my spotify playlists P. 5, (Other characters + girls)

Warning, songs contain talk about: violence, sex and drugs.

Yuji Terushima: Pussy Talk by City Girls (feat. Doja Cat)

You know damn well that Terushima-san is a fuckboy, not saying that's immediately horrible i'm just stating facts. He might look like he gets bitches but he's for sure a virgin. He likes any song that gives  him confidence, so when he hears pussy talk he goes all out, i mean this grown ass man dances.

Suguru Daisho: Molly by Mindless Self Indulgence

Was this one self indulgent? Yeah. Daisho-san gives me punk vibes and like,,, awooga. He for sure likes songs that get him pumped up before games and Molly is exactly the song to do that. Even with his breakup from Mika he seems to be insanely persistent and probably is one of those guys who unironically says “I still see her shadows in my room.” which pains me a bit to think about.

Kiyoomi Sakusa: Devil Town by Cavetown

Sakusa-san gives me a “divorced parents” vibe, and as someone who has divorced parents I will defend this on a hill and die for it. The song itself isn’t overwhelming, so I think he likes it because it's almost a calm pain to him. And, with my head cannon that he has divorced parents, it fits even better.

Shinsuke Kita: Saturn Suv by Fredo Disco

Sweet farmer boy needs sweet sonG- wow I haven’t expressed my love for Kita-san ever on this website and that thought physically pains me tbh. He’s so sweet, so that's why I picked this bittersweet bop for him. It’s chill and almost controlling like he is, but not a bad controlling, more of a “guys-please-my-mom-is-home” controlling. 10/10 would recommend this song.

Aran Ojiro: Washing Machine Heart by Mitsuki

You might be wondering why I picked such a song for Mr. Man himself, but hear me out: He likes sad songs. Just like I've mentioned with many other soft boys before, he enjoys listening to sad songs even when he's not sad which I respect because,,, same here dude.

ON that note, I chose the washing machine heart because of how adult it sounded. Not in the sexual sense, but just in the “grown-up heartbreak” sense.

Atsumu Miya: Asshole by Hooligan Chase

This physically pained me to find on my playlist and so I deleted it immediately after finding it. ‘Tsumu-san gives me massive cishet man energy and that isn’t exactly good to think about. He reminds me of a frat boy named Jake who’s favorite thing is to fuck the holes in the wall that he punched. Doesn’t mean I hate Atsumu-san though! Actually, I find him and his brother very relatable and enjoy how they fight because me and my siblings did that kinda thing.

Osamu Miya: Lotta True Crime by Penelope Scott

Anyways, ‘Samu-san here gives me the energy that he binges true crime shows often with the team, ‘Tsumu probably calls Osamu a serial killer and gross and well,,, everything else you can fill in. The song itself is bitter and sarcastic, just like he can be and personally I find it super catchy (well, I enjoy all of Penelope's songs) and sad. The image of Osamu-san listening to true crime podcasts while getting stoned in his later years brings tears of joy to my face.

Rintaro Suna: As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese

A sad song for a boy who for sure has at least some sort of mental illness (I say that as someone who has mental illnesses). I believe that Suna-san has depression due to how burnt out he constantly is. As someone who again loves sad songs, I feel like he would just constantly have one on in his headphones. Give this man some therapy and a break.

Korai Hoshiumi: Verbatim by Mother Mother

Lil man really whipped out the energy when we first met him- he low-key scared me because I saw him and thought that he’d be quiet and sweet but oh boy was I wrong. I was also a little stuck on a song for him so I had to consult the Hoshiumi kinnies and they came up with Verbatim, which is on my playlist. Thank you, Hoshiumi kinnies, thank you. If you are a Hoshiumi kinnie, you are iconic and i appreciate you!

Takanobu Aone: Mr. Loverman by Ricky Montgomery

Wow anyways this song makes my aone kinnie go brr. Like completely brr. Aone-san gives me a soft indie, hot cup of tea, sweaters, knitting, and baking vibes. You may see him as a scary giant but I see him as a very big polar bear who needs a hug! He probably relates to the song because of how everyone views him as the Iron Wall and not a person, just the longing to feel loved and appreciated by someone is the main reason he’d relate so much. I would also bake brownies with Aone-san any day.

Kenji Futakuchi: Hayloft by Mother Mother

Our edgy king here for sure is a bastard. He’s cocky, funny, and sly with his rude comments causing me to think of an intense song for him. Hayloft is also an absolute banger of a song, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he had it be Date Tech’s theme song for the time being. I think that he’d also go to mother mother concerts and just be so confused, like if he went to an american mother mother concert he’d be looking at everyone there and just “woah” you also can’t tell me he wouldn’t want an alt S.O.

Kanji Koganegawa: Pretty Rave Girl by S3RL

Wow, me and Koganegawa-san here seem to have the exact same taste in music! When I hear pretty rave girls I go ape. I mean I shake my hands in front of my face because of the happy simulation! It’s such a cute song and the crunch is sooo perfect. I can see Koganegawa being into hyperpop and hardcore music like sewerslvt and SugarCrash! Like tendou-san and lev-san. He for sure sings the song when he gets up in the morning and blasts it in his car! The cute wholesome love song makes his heart go brr, and mine does too!

Ittetsu Takaeda: Breezeblocks by Alt-J

Man would listen to this and go full English teacher like the nerd he is, but then again I don't blame him because I honestly do too! This song was an old hyper-fixation of mine and so when I think of Takaeda, I think of Breezeblocks. All the literary devices and how the song itself is formed to create the perfect horrifying story of murder and cleaning up the crime scene all while talking about their lover is bone-chilling and I think Takaeda-san understands how messed up the song is but just really enjoys the cover that the love aspect almost is. Like when I first listened to Breezeblocks I thought it was a song about a lover leaving the singer, not the singer killing someone(possibly his lover) and covering it up all while thinking about his S.O. dark but great song, 10/10 childhood would be ruined again.

Keishin Ukai: Scotty Doesn’t Know by Lustra

Ah yes, Ukai here is punk and we all know it; and as someone who sees Ukai and gets many mixed feelings, I say we talk about highschool ukai. He mentioned that he didn’t get good grades when he was younger. Keishin-san reminds me of someone who got high instead of doing schoolwork, which like same but bro c’mon you gotta balance the zoot. Keishin-san also reminds me of a crust punk in the sense of how he acts: he’s super cool and if you're wrong he isn’t afraid to tell you you're wrong. He also gives me the vibes that he’d call out TERF’s on the streets and save girls from being harassed/assaulted. An absolute king if I say so myself.

Saeko Tanaka: Girls In Bikinis by Poppy

Ah yes, a bicon in her full beauty! Saeko for sure would be one hell of a partier and she for sure has had some drunken kisses with cute girls. And, we have to remember she is a tanaka, ryunosuke is literally her brother. Of course, simp runs in their veins, and god, what I would do for her to just give me a thumbs up or any positive affirmation. Oh and she for sure kicks TERF’s in the shins with Ukai-san. Someone get her a monster and a crown because she’s the queen :)

Akiteru Tsukishima: Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

As Akiteru-san here has struggled with self esteem before and not wanting to let people down, I saw BWBB and instantly understood why it stands out to me so much when I think about him. The song itself is about giving into harmful stereotypes because that's how the world and people see you. Boys are often seen as people who aren’t allowed to have feelings due to toxic masculinity and I think that the reason he lied to his brother could’ve been influenced by that.

Kiyoko Shimizu: Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott

Sweet hibiscus tea is one hell of a song for people who don’t feel like enough, and that's exactly how Kiyoko-san feels. I can see her for sure feeling like an outsider to her own life. So many people look up to her and she doesn’t know why, her low self-esteem is something that I've come to understand after watching Haikyuu. Give her some tanaka and she’ll be fine.

Hitoka Yachi: Oblivion by Grimes

Our favorite ball of anxiety for sure is scared about walking home, she has a great reason to be anyways! What’s scarier than being kidnapped? Nothing tbh, shits horrifying (I say as someone who was indeed almost kidnapped). Yachi always thinks that the worst will happen and prepares for it, but then again I can’t blame her.

[ao3feed-frerard]

Never Have I Felt So Alive

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3gYGmBb

by hellborn

“Gerard?” One a couple seats away from him asks, worry apparent in his voice.

Frank finds his own, “Who’s Gerard?” Then jumps and touches his throat, coming to the sudden realization that his throat didn’t hurt, nor did his nose or head. His hands scramble across his features and feel something very wrong. Gripping hair that is much too long and much too greasy, Frank stands up, “What the fucking hell?” He cries out in a voice that is definitely not his.

One of them leans close to another and whispers. “Call Mikey.”

Words: 13827, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Bandom, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Pete Wentz, Alicia Simmons, Ray Toro, Mikey Way, Brendon Urie, Josh Dun, Spencer Smith, Jenna Black, Tyler Joseph

Relationships: Frank Iero/Gerard Way, Josh Dun/Tyler Joseph, Mikey Way/Pete Wentz, Alicia Simmons/Mikey Way, Spencer Smith/Brendon Urie

Additional Tags: Bodyswap, Soulmate AU, Gay dnd stoners, lol, idk if im ever gonna finish this tbh, Dungeons & Dragons Campaign, dnd, an abundance of the word fuck, like so many times, Smoking the good good, Weed, stoners, in the way basement lol, this shit has been in my drafts for literal years, tyler's an alchemist, pretty sick right, eyy, pete and mikey used to go out, Suicidal characters, brendon and spencer are fucking zooted

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3gYGmBb

[thelordoftimelines]

Zoot?

fave thing abt him: he fuckin wiggles when he plays the sax and its so fucking cute u dont even knowleast fave thing abt him:he frown,,,let him smilefave line:i really dont have onebrotp:zoot n floyd hell yeaotp:zoot and lips is my longest yeah boi evernotp:zoot and dr teeth tbhrandom hc:hes a little like a bird turn off the lights and he’ll sleepunpopular opinon: take off ur sunglasses we all wanna see ur eyes zoot.song i associate with them:careless whisper bc jelly keeps bringing it up and TBH shes rightfave picture?get down w/ the funky sound

[the-stemetery714]

All the questions 😉

I usually ignore this when people request it but it’s 1:30 AM and I’m bored. It’s your lucky day.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?I don’t know who that was but I’ll assume it was a friend, so yeah.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?Absolutely not.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Probably when I was very close to buying a house a few weeks ago.

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?Please. I’m southern lol.

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?I’m not dating or talking to anyone.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?Of course.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?Boxers and a flannel.

8. How often do you listen to music?If I’m alone, I’m basically always listening to music.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?I never wear sweats.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?Lmao damn these questions old.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?Social.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?Lmao like a lot. That used to be a joke amongst my friends. My first 3 girlfriends names started with A.

13. What about ‘R’?Yeah.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?Nope.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?Yeah, I really do, actually.

16. Are you going out of town soon?Not that I can think of. Unless UGA goes to the National Championship. Then I’m going to try to sell me soul for tickets with Jade. 😂

17. When was the last time you cried?Yesterday.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?Jesus Christ, I’m 27.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?No. I like my eyes.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?Um no.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.Day’s over with, homie. But I slept hella late because I was up so late the night before and I hate that.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?These questions were made for teenagers.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?Nope.

24. What are you sitting on right now?I’m laying in bed.

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?Of course.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Oh yeah lol

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?Probably Audra.

28. Do you get a lot of colds?No.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Like Goodwill or some shit lol. Best place to get flannels tbh

30. Does anyone hate you?Well if they do, they’re probably stupid.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?Sighs. I’m 27.

32. Do you like watching scary movies?Not really.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?Negative cap’n.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?I don’t think I would. But if I was going to, probably 2016 or 2013.

35. Did you have a dream last night?Not that I remember.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?I told my friend that when I left her house a couple hours ago.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?I really hope so but I’m not setting a time limit on that.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?I go back and forth on that every day.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?Perhaps.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?Not especially. It was fine.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?Hell no lol.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?Probably.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Of course.

44. What’s the best part about school?Oh my god.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?🙄

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?🙄🙄🙄🙄

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?Definitely.

48. Were you single over the last summer?Oh yeah.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?Fuck no. Completely different in almost every way.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?Nothing.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?I don’t hate anyone.

52. Are you nice to everyone?No lol.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Sure.

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Lmao. Checkmate.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?Probably not but I try to on the daily lol.

56. Do you think you like someone?Eh.

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?Yeeepp lol. What awkward 2017 memories.

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?Either.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?Like all of them.

60. Do you hate anyone?Nope.

61. How’s your heart?Doing it’s thang.

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?Yeah.

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?As a child, yes lol.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?I can’t imagine anyone is.

65. Are your toenails painted pink?Fuck no.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?Nah. They’re not usually mistakes regardless of the outcome.

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?God, this is dumb.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?No, but they have ripped in public.

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?Jessy.

70. How do you look right now?Zooted.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?Many good friends.

72. Can you commit to one person?Sure.

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?Nope.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?Of course.

75. Did you wake up cranky?Nah. I was off work today.

76. Are you a jealous person?I’m probably one of the least jealous people you’ll ever meet, for real.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?They could be.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?Past tense.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?Not at this exact moment, no.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?Go to hell AKA Walmart.

81. Last person you cried in front of?Jade lol. Horrible story.

82. Is there someone you will never forget?Many.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?Yeah.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?Again, I’m cool with being alone right now.

85. Are you over your past?Parts of it.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?Like. As a teenager.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?Hasn’t this already been asked?

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?No. She’s been forgiven like 200 million times but there will not be a 201 millionth time.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?Uhhhh. Probably. But that would be fucking weird because we barely know each other lol. However, she does know where I live so in theory, I guess that could happen.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Yeah. For like 4 years lol.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?Doubtful.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?My dad.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?Yes, actually.

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?Nope. Have been single for over a year.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?I was heartbroken and miserable in March lol. The person I was seeing was…not really someone I liked…🤷‍♀️ complicated.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?Yep.

97. Who do you have texts from?Bruh I have every text that’s ever been sent in this phone (from a year ago until now) lol

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Yeah, no surprise there lol.

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yes.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?Just me and my lonesome.

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?Fuck the fuck off.

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?Yep.

[arsonist14]

@trashasaurusrex I literally screamed when you tagged me 😄 (lol my sister was like 'what was that' xD) I LOVE DOING THESE SO LETS GET STARTED!!! :D Rules: Answer the questions and tag...however many people you freaking feel like ;P Gender: Female but not all that girly *looks down at skirt and heels* yep not very much xD /I have a reason for being dressed up don't worry ;)/ Star Sign: Virgo ♍️ Height: 5' but sometimes I like to lie and say 5'1'' Sexual Orientation: Asexual! :D but......I may be open to demi?? ^^' Hogwarts House: For the fact that I read zoot fanfiction on the band bus instead of binge watching all the Harry Potter movies (up to order of the phoenix) like everyone else did, I know next to nothing about any of this HOWEVER! I took a personality test one day just for the heck of it and got Ravenclaw...is that a good thing? Favorite Color: Sapphire Blue! 💙 It's so cool and dark mmm~ Favorite Animal: Raccoons! They got that awesome ring tail and mask thing going on and their silvery grey coloring and they get into trouble and they like to dig around in the trash (like me when I'm on trash's blog 😜) Average hours of sleep: last night I got...2 hours 😅 /had to wake up early to go to church and bury my grandma in the ground right afterwards but I digress../ anyway I usually get 7 hours  Cat or Dog Person: Both! That's why I like CatDog so much ^^ but tbh I'd rather have cats bc I can't keep up with an energetic dog all the time  Favorite Fictional Characters: /my love ^^/ Hiro Hamada, Nick Wilde, 🎶SpongeBooooob SquarePaaaaants🎶 as for girls: Judy Hopps, Louise Belcher, and Kyoko Kirigiri as for ocs: Isabelle Wilde and Cooper Wilde (Isabelle belongs to @trashasaurusrex and Cooper belongs to @helthehatter ) Favorite Singer/Band: Favorite singer is Adam Levine (I love his voice :D) and favorite band is FALL OUT BOY!!! Dream Trip: Yooooooo I wanna go barhopping with @pyrophoricitee !! We've talked about this bro ;p (actually not sure I'll drink but hey at least I'll be in Paris with my tumblr bro) Dream Job: I SO want to be a voice actor and a character designer and work my way up to an animated series/film director!!! 😃 /I had to restrain myself from not caps locking that entire sentence ahaha/ When was this blog made: @arsonist14 was made gee idk, a year ago Number Of Followers: Arsonist14 has a whopping...39 followers. yeah :/ What made you decide to create this blog: I thought I could break into the Big Hero 6 fandom but I think I came in too late and yeah I just rb a lot of spongebob, bh6, and other stuff now. Multifandom I'm gonna tag some of my Zootopia friends bc you guys are the only people I know ^^' @pyrophoricitee @milesupshur47 @sfovercast @spazziebunnie @mattnyc816 (hey guys in case you didn't know this is Fever ^^)

[ao3feed-joshler]

Never Have I Felt So Alive

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3gYGmBb

by hellborn

“Gerard?” One a couple seats away from him asks, worry apparent in his voice.

Frank finds his own, “Who’s Gerard?” Then jumps and touches his throat, coming to the sudden realization that his throat didn’t hurt, nor did his nose or head. His hands scramble across his features and feel something very wrong. Gripping hair that is much too long and much too greasy, Frank stands up, “What the fucking hell?” He cries out in a voice that is definitely not his.

One of them leans close to another and whispers. “Call Mikey.”

Words: 13827, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Bandom, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Pete Wentz, Alicia Simmons, Ray Toro, Mikey Way, Brendon Urie, Josh Dun, Spencer Smith, Jenna Black, Tyler Joseph

Relationships: Frank Iero/Gerard Way, Josh Dun/Tyler Joseph, Mikey Way/Pete Wentz, Alicia Simmons/Mikey Way, Spencer Smith/Brendon Urie

Additional Tags: Bodyswap, Soulmate AU, Gay dnd stoners, lol, idk if im ever gonna finish this tbh, Dungeons & Dragons Campaign, dnd, an abundance of the word fuck, like so many times, Smoking the good good, Weed, stoners, in the way basement lol, this shit has been in my drafts for literal years, tyler's an alchemist, pretty sick right, eyy, pete and mikey used to go out, Suicidal characters, brendon and spencer are fucking zooted

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3gYGmBb

[amphii-writes]

How Karasuno And I would Interact Head cannons

Hey! this is just how I think I would interact with the team because I know myself better than I know you, the reader! so i’m sorry if these are a bit boring :,)

TW: swearing, Marijuana 

I feel like id be partnered up with kageyama and hinata for a mfkin project and just absolutely hate myself for the rest of the week

Yes i would run that shit because i know for a fact i’d see kags and hinata as dumbasses and do the entire project myself.

I feel like hinata would mention that he and kageyama play volleyball and ask me to go to a game

Like i mentioned before i dont wanna be a dick even if these two boys are dumb so id go with willingly

So i get there and lets just say for the sake of debate its a home game against nohebi

And like daisho, he's a bit of a fuckboy but that isn't 100% a bad thing but i feel like because im so damn unlucky he’d pick me out of the crowd and just “ok so that bitch” and just gO HAM

Mfker would torment me and be like “im flirting ahaha” when im s c a r e d

Have you seen him?? Mfker is absolutely terrifying and I am 5’2, I am s m a l l h o e

I feel like kags and hinata would mention that i'm talking to daisho and tanaka and noya would just say what?? Ahaha say that again, run that past me one more time? And then destroy them for not telling them that a “cute” girl is there.

Tanaka would be like eH sHiTtY bOy and whatever and noya like a homie would be, would be backing him up and id just be like huh what

Of course, due to the fact that is that noya and tanaka are loud mfkers, suga, daichi, and asahi would of course swoop in and fix everything right up, of course daisho would take that as a “hes stealing my bitch” sorta thing because hes kinda dumb tbh

And then id have to introduce myself to the entire mfkin team and just be like “lol hinata and kags invited me so i came” and i feel like giving that information to the unholy duo that is tanaka and noya would fucking break them like ??? These dumbasses can get a cute girl to go to our games but I can't??? 

Low-key id cling to asahi, id see him as the most sane and poor guy would be so flustered and confused cause he scares girls

We’d get along because of our love of fashion and id teach him what i know from cosplaying

With that being said, I'd also be homies with the third years because I'm more er- level headed than the first years and some of the second years.

Daichi would probably view me as a godsend because i'm good at controlling people, I can read people really well and i'm not proud of it

Suga and i would probably get high before practice or after practice together, we’d just get zooted out of our minds and just show up like “lmao hey guys”

Tanaka and noya would instantly know but i think everyone else would be oblivious to it for the most part- ukai would know but he doesnt wanna deal with that shit so he’d just ignore it lmao

I feel like with my luck that’d be the day i decided to talk to tsukishima and try to befriend him and suga would be like “i fucking bet you 20$ if you can befriend that bastard” and as a broke bitch, id do it. Doesnt help that im higher than the fucking sky so id be like “hey” and thats it, we’d stare at eachother for like 30 seconds and id just start to cry because tSUKISHIMAS SO FUCKING SCARY AND IM HIGH AND WHAT IF HE NOTICES

Everyone would get on his ass and id just say he's intimidating and that's why i busted out in tears tbh

They’d just be like bitch huh i feel like kageyama would laugh at tsuki for this and yamaguchi would understand 100%

Hinata, tanaka, and noya, aka the unholy trinity, would ask me where i came from and if i speak another language- i know they don't mean to be assholes but i'd just think of it as a certified bruh moment.

Noya would call me a “foreign flower” and would hit on me sO MUCH and i bet you 50$ its because im his fucking height

I'd definitely become a manager after all is said and done because i love these dumbasses sm

Ennoshita, tanaka, and i would make memes about the group and would discuss drama from our and other schools together

Yamaguchi and i would probably just be the monster energy bitches of the club, he needs it for awake reasons and i need it for mental health and addiction reasons so we both relate

I have a feeling because my sleep shedule is so fucked id grab a coffee, crack open a monster, ask daichi if this is dangerous and he’d be like “well it cant be good for you-” and then just poor the fucking monster into the cup of coffee. No shame

Lmao he really would be like *sweatdrop* uh are you okay? And i'd just be like “dude i'm never ok” as a semi-joke and he’d be so worried about me hpsoayguhidasbfdgalh

I feel like i would bring food in for the boys as a thank you and a motivator, it’d work so fucking well you cant tell me otherwise

I feel like id be taken to one of those camps that they have in tokyo and just dodge every single simp i find

100% would have yamamoto, tanaka, and noya do that circle thing around me and kiyoko and just ask kiyoko if she's good

I have a feeling that if i were to have any romantic interests it’d be Asahi, Ennoshita, Noya, and Yamaguchi

On the sidelines for the games i feel like id be a fucking cheerleader no cap, While kiyoko and yachi are taking notes im doing cartwheels and getting the crowd pumped up

I feel like after a practice or two they’d add me into their group chat and it’d be absolutely chaotic

I feel like with kageyama and oikawa’s rivalry that oikawa would hit on me because he thinks that kageyama likes me romantically n shit which is fucked but also kinda funny tbh

Lmao tsukishima would fucking hate me for no reason, just because my existance bothers him he’d just wanna punt me

I would give that man a brownie and he’d look me dead in the eyes and ask if it's laced.

Id jokingly say no those are for me and suga- noya and tanaka would laugh with me and suga and they’d make eye contact with us and just be like shit

We’d never talk or discuss it ever again, it'd be like voldemort

Asahi and i would probably share designs for outfits and clothing and have in-depth talk about it like its the fucking economy

The name of the Karasuno group chat is for sure “Karasuno VBC” because daichi needed something sane

thank you for reading!