#boy genius au

[joyride-time]

Roleswap: Boy Genius AU

I’m not above low-hanging fruit when it comes to titles. Thanks to @annoyinglandmagazine and @grandpuppyalpaca for being interested

The past generation is all the same, and so is the present generation except for Agatha, Gil, and Tarvek. And Moloch, who is now a woman.

What I’ve decided on about the au is:

The Heterodyne son genes were too strong and the Holy Child was born male. Almost all male Sparks the appropriate age mysteriously disappear while the Geisters are looking for the Holy Child, but Anevka is still the one put in the Summoning Engine because, well, Aaronev had no illusions that either of his kids is the Holy Child and was just rolling the dice to get Lucrezia back. Also, I can’t decide what Gil Sturmvoraus is up to, so is he even at Sturmhalten?

Tarvek Clay lives in Beetleburg with his loving family and a job as Beetle’s assistant. People understand why he’s there less because ornamental male assistants aren’t as popular, but it doesn’t become a big problem.

I think OG Tarvek’s legacy obsession is fun, so here he’s half-convinced that his Uncle Barry really is Barry Heterodyne. He lives with the logical and emotional sides of his brain at war and constructs elaborate fantasies about what his parents are up to. I imagine him less laser-focused on making something Sparky than Agatha was… maybe his experiments exploding is a little more private?

Agatha is the Baron’s Beautiful Daughter and can bench press a car, because Klaus did the same improvements to her as he did to Gil. Not sure if she is as explicitly into the heroing hobby as Gil is in Paris, but she probably runs into a lot of trouble she can’t resist solving. Is she still a heartthrob to the ladies of Paris? Flip a coin. Does she have as much of a foot-in-mouth syndrome as Gil? I say no, since Gil’s seems to be his brain working at half power around a girl he likes and Agatha mostly powers through her own “hot boy” moments.

Agatha’s role is easy to leave static at the start of the story and Gil and Agatha are very similar people to me, but… I just have no idea who Gilgamesh Sturmvoraus would be as a person. Nature vs nurture debates whip at me relentlessly, not just because of his new family but because I don’t have a solid idea of how much of his upbringing makes up his canon self.

My only two really solid ideas for him are 1) Klaus decides that Agatha-Gil friendship could be romantic and is partially motivated to separate them by not wanting to be in-laws with the Sturmvorauses. This changes nothing but it’s funny. 2) Agatha goes “why is the only guy I click with fucking Sturmvoraus” and this is part of her designated Wulfenbach “alone forever” angst. Or maybe she does try dating… if that even goes well.

For other things… How much does Gil care about his family? Does he think becoming Storm King is a good idea? Does he manage to save Anevka? I think the bio equivalent to Anevka is probably cloning her… but again, does he even care if Aaronev is stable? Is running away an option? Is whistleblowing, once he discovers the Summoning Engine? Does he try to play incompetent like canon Tarvek or just go with being as powerful and scary as he can manage being? Does he have any self-made friends? Is he obsessed with the Muses? What’d he do with the Violetta situation? Does he like Zulenna? Does he obsess over Agatha's secrets or try to move on? Are he and Zola friends? Did Bang kidnap him with associated sexual harassment vibes? Are either Agatha or Gil library nerds?

He still dislikes Martellus, so there’s that. I like to think Agatha and Zola become friends… Truly the biggest twist of the au.

Back to the other two… Agatha gets called on having Heterodyne style possessiveness in canon, but here she’s not a Heterodyne. And does she hate Gil as long as/the same way that Gilvek hate each other? And if Tarvek’s morals are wibblier than Agatha’s, him having The Voice could be worse. Also, it’s unlikely Dr. R would grope him, but I’m sure he can get pissed off in some other way. I'm swapping Moloch because even if Tarvek is scantily clad, the Spark mix-up relies on gender assumptions.

Also, Gil is exposed to too many giant spiders for his liking. Maybe he'll get less scared of them. Or not.

[dgshoe]

Boy Genius AU: Are any of Jimmy’s inventions commercially available? (Probably just outside of Japan, because the HPSC are control freaks like that.)

I could easily imagine a market for things like reliable hovercraft, hypercubes for ultra-efficient storage, and intelligent robots. (Maybe not fully-sentient robots. That’s a whole can of worms into itself.)

Then there are incredible but dangerous technologies like the shrink ray, hypno-ray, and brain drain helmet. I can’t imagine what most governments would be willing to do for things like those.

I imagine he'd try to get them out and about. At least in the US, the safer ones would be commercially available.

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[ackermans-angel]

Collegeboy!spencer who you meet in your first year of college, even though he’s already been there two years and almost has a second PhD.

Collegeboy!spencer who you sit next to in your psychology class because you were late the first day, and it was the only seat left

Collegeboy!spencer who reads incredibly fast. When the professor gives you a few minutes to read the first pages of the next chapter you’ll be going over, you look over to your right and have to do a double take. The guy next to you drags his finger down the center of each page, it appears to be him just skimming the words, but it is done very seriously and swiftly.

“There’s no way you can actually read that fast” you say, in disbelief.

He looks up at you and says, “Our conscious minds can process 16 bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process 11million”.

There was an awkward pause. You tilt you head at him still confused.

“Yes I- I can actually read that fast”

You giggle at that and smile. “Okay, boy genius” you say and then go back to reading. He was strange and It sounded like he was reading that straight from a book but you believed him.

Collegeboy!spencer who doesn’t know whether you were teasing him or being genuine, but he smiles none the less.

Collegeboy!spencer who’s glasses fall down his nose as he concentrates on the words he’s writing on his laptop. Only for him to push them back up on the bridge of his nose with his long fingers.

Collegeboy!spencer who you start to develop a small crush on as you sneak glances at him for weeks, but it’s silly because you don’t even know his name.

Collegeboy!spencer who thinks you’re just as pretty, but doesn’t think he stands a chance with a girl like you.

Collegeboy!spencer who usually does group assignments alone, but when the professor mentions a partner research paper, you see this as your opportunity to get to know the mysterious smart guy next to you.

“So what you say, boy genius, you wanna work together?” You ask.

He’s caught off guard, and is a little dumbfounded before he replies. “Oh, yeah uh, s-sure. I’d like that”

You find his shyness endearing as you proceed to introduce yourself. “Oh, by the way I’m y/n”

He gives you tiny smile as he pushes some of his hair out of his face. “I’m Spencer, Spencer Reid”

[downbaddetective]

"He's calling the spirits of darkness... I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him."

Might I present a one Mr. Charles Rowland! Very pleased with how he came out. One more down, many more to go!

[madychi]

Me and an IRL friend be cooking a Nicktoons AU

(I’ve got Timmy and Jimmy covered. They have Danny and SpongeBob :] )

[marukayo]

NICKTOONS UNITE ACTOR AU OMG?!

[pines-ghosts]

—Achilles’ heel—

.

I love this au—

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Timmy: I made all of us into Sims, look

SpongeBob: Wow, that's great!

Jimmy: Where are you?

Timmy: I'm the grave in the backyard

Jimmy:

Danny:

SpongeBob:

Danny: Put me there too

[slimebombed]

nicktoons unite BLAST

inspo pics ^

[doctorsiren]

Some silly happenings :3 (monster AU by @cupofchemicalchatter and I…we have still yet to come up with a name for it OOPS)

[dgshoe]

Boy Genius AU: Why did Aoyama move to Japan if he’s not involved with AFO?

Is somebody else at UA a traitor, or did that plan just fall flat?

I tend to headcanon Aoyama as being half-Japanese, so I think they'd move there even without the AfO interference.

All for One doesn't get a traitor here

[thorn-rosed]

boxer au.

sirius black against barty crouch jr.

sirius' trainer is remus, barty's is regulus.

evan trying to sabotage them both to cause chaos.

james (cop), trying to find out who is behind it all.

time: 2000's

ships: (at the start) wolfstar, (at the start) bartylus, moonwater, bitchkiller, sunrose

[furikass]

I've made some sketches of what it would be like if Mandark and Jack met. I'd love them to be friends :D

I feel like they would help each other in the robotic genius field or at least vent together listening to angsty alternative rock.

I love those two dorks, I want them to be besties. They both deserve a bestie. <3

And yeah, they're totally teens from the early 2000s

[ackermans-angel]

NERDY AWKWARD COLLEGE BOY SPENCER WHOS ON HIS SECOND PHD‼️‼️‼️

You just entered college and are majoring in criminology and minoring in psychology when you meet Spencer Reid in one of your psychology classes. He’s 18 just like you but he already has a doctorate in mathematics, and almost has his doctorate in chemistry. He’s also is almost done with his BA in engineering which he then plans to also get a doctorate in. He’s a certified boy genius, and the only reason you meet him is because on top of all his other studies he’s decided to get a BA in psychology as well.

You ended up forgetting a pencil on the first day, and besides feeling stupid you still needed to take notes. You turn to the person beside you and it was the prettiest guy you’ve ever seen. In the past two years of college people have rarely interacted with Spencer, let alone become his friend. However, when you ask him for a pencil the first day of class and offer him the sweetest smile, he thinks this time may be different.

UGHHHH I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABT AWKWARD COLLEGE BOY SPENCE

[stujet9rainshine-blog]

JimmyTimmy Week Day 5!

Coffee Shop AU

Rated G (some swearing)

Words: 1169

Dr. James "Jimmy" Neutron is a hard ass professor, despite being almost the same age as his students. He ends up at a local coffee shop receiving a lecture to act his age. Then he is starstruck by the most handsome man he's ever seen.

Jimmy sighed as he watched Dr. Nolan push open the door to the coffee shop.

“You really need to lighten up, Dr. Neutron,” Nolan said, holding the door for him. “You're getting a reputation. A bad one.”

Jimmy rolled his eyes. “I don't really care about that.”

Dr. Nolan let out a long-suffering sigh. “Jimmy. You are twenty. They are eighteen. You’re not a cranky old man yet. Act more your age.”

Jimmy adjusted his glasses. “I don’t need them to like me. I just need them to learn from me.”

“Jimmy,” Nolan said in a deeply disappointed dad voice.

Jimmy narrowed his eyes. “Don't 'Jimmy' me.”

Dr. Nolan just shook his head, clearly already exhausted with him.

Jimmy tuned him out. Again.

He had no intention of adjusting his teaching style. His students were learning, passing exams, and his attendance rates were some of the highest in the department. That was what mattered. Not whether they thought he was friendly.

Then before he knew it, they were at the counter—

And Jimmy’s brain went completely offline.

The barista was… striking.

His nametag read "Timmy," but that wasn’t even the first thing Jimmy noticed. No, first he noticed the wild brown hair streaked through with pink and green, like he'd been attacked by a highlighter and decided to roll with it. His apron was half-untied, covered in coffee stains and powdered sugar.

And then there was his grin.

Bunny teeth, Jimmy’s stunned brain supplied.

Timmy leaned forward on the counter, propping himself up on an elbow, and grinned wider.

“Eh, sweater vest?” Timmy tilted his head, eyes dancing with amusement.

His voice was a little sharp, a little squeaky, and entirely too smug. Jimmy liked it immediately. He could listen to it all day.

“You gonna order?” Timmy continued, still smirking. “Or just stand there making bedroom eyes at the menu?”

Jimmy tripped over his own feet.

“I—uh.” He fumbled forward, adjusting his glasses. “I want a large quad-shot vanilla latte. With twelve pumps of syrup.”

Timmy froze. His expression visibly shifted from amusement to alarm.

“…Is that a cry for help?”

Jimmy blinked. “No? I just like my coffee sweet.”

Timmy didn’t look convinced. “That is three ounces of syrup, my guy.”

“Yes. I can do basic math. That’s why I ordered a large,” Jimmy rambled, pushing his glasses up his nose.

Timmy stared at him for a solid second.

Then he laughed. Hard.

It was loud, unrestrained, and honest. It was music.

Jimmy did not know what to do with that.

“I can do that for you,” Timmy finally said, grinning like this was the best part of his day. “It’s your teeth, your cavities.”

Jimmy gasped, feeling mildly offended.

Timmy just snickered and grabbed a large cup and a Sharpie.

“Alright,” he said, still grinning. “What name am I putting on this monstrosity?”

Jimmy straightened his posture.

“Dr. Neutron.”

Timmy froze mid-scribble.

His grin flickered.

“…Doctor?”

“Yes.”

Timmy’s eyes narrowed, and he leaned forward, scrutinizing Jimmy’s entire existence.

“…Like, actual Dr. Neutron?” His voice dropped slightly, more incredulous now.

Jimmy shifted uncomfortably. “I get that a lot.”

“You look like you’re my age.”

“I also get that a lot.”

Timmy stared at him.

Then stared down at the absolute monstrosity of a coffee order.

Then back at Jimmy.

And slowly, the grin crept back up.

“…Oh,” Timmy said, delighted. “This is so much funnier now.”

Jimmy immediately regretted everything.

Timmy chuckled as he scribbled something on the cup.

“Okay, Doc.” He smirked. “I’ll go commit this crime against caffeine real quick.”

Dr. Nolan, who had been waiting for this moment the entire time, finally burst into laughter.

Jimmy is never coming back to this coffee shop again.

Jimmy was ruminating in his embarrassment as his eyes drifted back to Timmy working on his coffee.

He moved in a skilled yet messy flow. He was like a walking contradiction. A puzzle Jimmy desperately wanted to solve.

The sounds of steaming milk and the hissing of the machines faded into the background as Timmy was the only thing Jimmy could see. How could a man this wild, unpredictable, yet perfect exist right next to his campus?

"So, Doc?" Timmy's voice snapped him back to reality. He was holding out a to go cup of what would hopefully be an incredibly strong and very sweet vanilla latte.

Jimmy reached out for it on instinct.

Timmy pulled it back just out of reach, "now? It is the coffee you're staring at like that," the he winked, "or is it me?"

Jimmy felt his face heat all the way up to his ears. "I, uh, you know. It's..." He basically swallowed his tongue in an effort to shut himself up.

Timmy smirked and pushed the cup into Jimmy's floundering hands. He leaned forward with a grin that should be criminal. "Ah, don't worry about it, Doc. I know it's me."

Jimmy sputtered, but unable to form the words to correct the barista.

Timmy pulled back and put a finger phone to his face. "Make sure to call me!" Then he turned to the next customer.

Jimmy barely had time to process that as he looked down at the coffee cup with the most insane thing he'd ever seen.

Doc ‘Jimmy’ 

555-6782 💚🩷

Jimmy was frozen in time as he stared down at the number on the cup.

"Well," Dr. Nolan said with a chuckle, "that would be a good start to acting your age."

Jimmy jumped clean off the floor. Then glared at the professor. "That... That is indecent."

Dr. Nolan snorted, "wow, kid. Says the one staring at the multicolored barista like he was the only person in the room."

"I'm going back to my office!" Jimmy declared loudly as he turned on his heel and practically sprinted out of the coffee shop.

His heart was racing and his face was burning.

He got to his office and slammed the door shut behind him.

Goddard perked up from his charging bed. His head tilted to the side and he lifted up to show his screen.

You okay?

"I think... I think I got the cutest guy I've ever laid eyes on's number."

Goddard sent out a series of laughing emojis and a couple hearts for good measure.

"Goddard!" Jimmy chirped before he gently sat the coffee down on his desk.

He looked at it like it was a bomb. Like it was going to explode and laugh in his face.

He took a deep breath and pulled out his phone and started to type in the number.

"This is the most unprofessional thing I've ever done," Jimmy whispered it like it was a confession.

This is Jimmy

A beat. Uh. He needed to say more.

Sorry I stared and made a fool of myself. I was taken back

Jimmy threw the phone of the desk anddt out a groan as he collapsed into his chair.

Then the phone buzzed.

Hey~ Jimmy!

Dont worry about it. Ur cute 🥰

"Oh, I'm fucked."