#boxgate

[foreststarflaime]

Wait so. If that’s Sephiroth’s room…and Aerith and Ifalna’s looks quite like it…and both rooms are probably located fairly near each other in the labs…that means higher chance that Seph and Aerith have met let’s GOOOO we win these lab siblings truthers

(I am coping from the horrors that were just revealed. He lives in a box. A FUCKING BOX)

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I might be opening Pandora's box now, but I'm kinda curious...what is boxgate?

(you don't have to answer it if you don't want to I understand)

Boxgate refers to the incident in which @rosy-crow and I stayed up to 5 AM watching an early leaked stream of FFVII Rebirth.

It was specifically the part of the game in which the player plays as Cait Sith and is stuck in Hojo's underground Nibelheim lab chucking cardboard boxes at random platforms. It is the worst part in the entire game. Crow and I were legitimately becoming very deranged, both from sleep deprivation and general late night hysteria.

Hojo created a new breed of torture. And it begins and ends with those goddamn boxes.

[goku20193]

#AndrewTate #HustlersUniversity #GRETA #GretaThunberg #BucharestPolice #BucharestRomania #JerrysPizza #PizzaTate #PizzaTateGate #BoxGate #TristanTate https://www.instagram.com/p/CnG43Gju-yp3Mbl8_iAtD1MZzHbEM7QZ7mQc1I0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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PICHU NO

Pichu at 12:00pm: Miniroth ❤️💕 ✿ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Pichu at 12:00am: HeHeheHeheHe Miniroth’s favorite sport is boxing and he likes boxer pups and checks his inbox every day and practices box breathing when he’s anxious and thinks outside of the box and—

Normal people:

[rosy-crow]

[clonerightsagenda]

The only other promo art I've seen for the Leviathan show is profiles of Deryn and Alek that have them as the same height, and that better be for symbolic purposes or it's going to be #boxgate all over again. Never forget never surrender

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So. Today on the news: Amazon Lampgate. Nothing’s gonna happen to them (as we all know) but apparently all the lamps came with faulty bulbs... but they still turn on. The issue is, they’re blindingly bright and have blinded thousands of people so far.

Amazon refuses to recall them, and uh. I think that’s an issue? That’s an issue.

Also on the news: Gelly Boxgate. Their boxes aren’t sealed in their latest batch.

[rosy-crow]

GET YOUR ASS TO A HOTEL NOW

Sometimes I use my powers for things like this.

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Sephiroth which event is worse in ur humble opinion

Glowgate or Boxgate?

No comment.

[red-applesith]

Product Packaging For Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker Revealed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh do you mean BOXGATE?

@heraldofcrow and I are well acquainted. We watched it on stream at like 3 AM and slowly lost our minds. The fact that the worst section in the game is Hojo's personal dungeon makes it even funnier.

Gonna be honest, the required minigame that drove me absolutely nuts in Rebirth was Cait Sith's throw the boxes one. 📦

[uncleanakin]

AND SO #HAIRGATE BEGINS...

[darrowsrising]

Ressurection of Reaper? Boxgate.

Lunese Aureate Gala? Galagate. And its subsequent Duelgate.

Docks of Ganymede? Docksgate.

Day of Red Doves? Dovesgate.

Adrius' clone? Clonegate.

Stupid RR Theory #86

The suffix -gate is still in use in modern PCE and made a resurgence with the rise of the Solar Republic.

The most recent example was circulated by the Vox Populii referring to Darrow’s attempt to hide the peace talks as ‘ReaperGate’

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“You and I were raised in different boxes Angeal”

ANYWAY GOOD NIGHT 🪦🪦🪦

[greyjedireylo]

I would never wish the TFA fandom days on anyone from a strictly “volume of harassment and gaslighting the fandom received” perspective, but god I wish the TLJ shippers had had a chance to experience some of the hilarious post-TFA shenanigans firsthand. Ashgate. Boobgate. Boxgate. Romancegate. Handgate. And many more mini-gates and panics

I’m honestly shocked Boobgate 2: The Boobening hasn’t happened yet because 1) Rey is wearing an even tighter, bright white top this time around, 2) will be in the rain in it, and 3) will confirmed be in the rain right in front of Ben in those clothes, unlike last time around when that was just a fake leak

[ewa-jednak-chce-spac]

The Episode IX marketing worries - What if...?

1. It’ll be revealed that the relations between Rey and a character played by Keri Russell or Naomi Ackie will be very important to the plot (in Keri Russell’s case it'll be clear that she won’t play Rey’s mother). The so-called-progressive side of the fandom and some mainstream media (or just The Mary Sue) will speculate that Rey will turn out to be a lesbian and have a romance with this character.

2. The Boxgate 2.0 will happen after the teaser trailer starts with Poe breathing and the trio discourse comes back. The ants will be obnoxious as never and claim it’s the proof that Kylo will die unredeemed. 

3. The teaser trailer will start with Finn and Rey breathing separately. The f1nnrey anti-reylos will be obnoxious as ever and claim that f1nnrey is canon. Rose who?

I won’t mind if the teaser trailer will start with Rose breathing

4. The teaser will show at least one scene featuring Rey with Poe and/or Finn, but none with Rey and Kylo or with Finn and Rose.

5. Lack of Kylo in the teaser traiser.

6. Lack of Rose in the teaser trailer.