#bowie speaks

[straightupsapphic]

made a joke that had me with tears in my eyes for forty minutes and my husband doesn’t think it’s funny :/ he says it’s only bc I’m high

all i said was something like “i’ve had two edibles—I’m outnumbered” and now he says he can’t wait to tell me in the morning bc then i won’t laugh anymore, thus proving his point ://////

[crystall1zed-honey]

i need to be dommed SO bad

[inkystaarart]

the lineups of my daydreamer au aka my highschool au i drew while watching yhs

these are just the sketches of the first few profiles i had written in my notes. i did a few sketches like 2 months ago basically introducing the sibling pairs but i’ll explain the characters drawn here better.

keep in mind these are all pretty much headcannons. i built this kind of like TommyInnit Changed the Chat to GENDER SMP

(this is a very long post)

Grian Xequla Dreamslayer

he/they/star/chirp pronouns

bisexual (i might change this later?)

student council. basically boatem and a few others are on the student council with mumbo as president (at first)

avian/watcher. he has an improved eyesight and he can occasionally see through walls.

flock: mumbo, scar, pearl, etho, timmy, martyn, big b, and joel (joel is not official yet)

orchetra kid. he plays the viola.

Pearl Moon Dreamslayer

she/void/star

queer

student council

dating gem.

avian/watcher. can see through walls some days. or see people’s skulls. it’s funny. sometime she just says “you have a nice skull” to someone without context and scars them for life. (basically context for that one obscure pearl post i made a few months ago)

genderfae!

flock: grian, gem, impulse, jimmy, martyn, big b

Jimmy Solidarity Dreamslayer

he/it/feather

bisexual

he’s an avian/watcher. although he got mostly avian genes. sometimes he has improved eyesight but usually he doesn’t. depends on the day. he’s the least watcher out of all of them.

flock, pearl, grian, joel (not official), scott, martyn, big b

on the school’s swim team. based on empires s1 since he was a cod boy? idk i didn’t watch that season from his pov

he looks up to grian. i actually can’t mention a lot of what i put in this paragraph on my notes app because it reveals a shit ton about grian’s backstory and i’d rather hurt you on ao3 in a few months. if you do read.

Mumbo K. Jumbo

he/it/gear/zero

unlabeled

student council president! he was sick when everyone voted for president so he was president

etho’s twin.

likes to study end crystals!

Etho Slab Jumbo

they/echo/daze

aceflux

mumbo’s twin

really good friends with grian because i love their dynamic. mumbo sometimes gets jealous

dated joel in middle school

orchestra kid. he plays the cello

in the sparring club at school. practically the best sparring person there.

Scar Goodtimes Smajor

he/it/meow/fizz

omnisexual

student council. he’s in charge of designing school merch

fey

scott and scar are irish twins. they’re in different school years for story purposes.

favorite sport is archery. if you know you know

orchestra kid. plays the violin.

Scott Chromia Smajor

he/color/lucid/ve

gay

does not have a favorite color. loves them all equally.

collects crystals

Bdubs Smajor

he/moss/thorn

questioning. or unlabeled queer.

clings to etho and cleo a lot. calls them dad and mom.

Fail Whip “Fwhip” Tay

he/it/gold

demisexual

he’s adopted into gem’s family. and also random headcannon: gem and fwhip have two moms. they’re cool like that.

Gemini “Gem” Tay

she/they/daisy/thorn

bisexual

dating pearl

band kid. plays the trombone.

False Symmetry Shadow

she/they/it/wing

pansexual, polyamorous

dating cleo and stress

in the sparring club at school. wins a lot. except against etho.

shapeshifter. she can change what hybrid or species she appears as, just not her physical humanoid details (if that makes sense) she usually appears as an avian but without the wings.

Lizzie Shadow

she/xe/meow

bisexual

dating joel

shapeshifter. she switches between a fish lady (for when she swims) and a cat hybrid. someday i’ll better explain how the shadow family’s shape shifting powers work

joel acts tough and like he can protect her but lizzie defends him in fights and everyone is scared of lizzie but not joel because joel is short

dyed her hair pink. joel helped her and then lizzie convinced him to do a green streak in his hair

on the school swim team

orchestra kid. plays either the bass or the viola. depends.

Tango Tek Shadow

he/ve/sun

polysexual

most of my notes on him are for his future relationship

shapeshifter. takes the form of a demon/netherborn

Impulse SV Daemonium

he/they/demon

gay

skizz’ twin

skizz calls him piss demon because his horns, the tips of his ears, and his tail are colored yellow

Skizz MC Daemonium

he/him

straight

i legit wrote “single. not ready to mingle. never will be” in his notes.

this concludes part one.

[straightupsapphic]

tags via @sergle

pls explain urself expeditiously

just found more #parallels between the only two tv shows i watch btw..both stories contain a beginning, middle, and end.

[not-the-coffee-machine4]

“didn’t David Bowie have heterochromia??”

first of all, David Bowie didn’t have hetero anything, so write that down

[starryluminary]

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!! I LOVE SAYING THE WORD GAY OUT LOUD!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!

[starkayezer]

Bowie's realest lyrics

[straightupsapphic]

the orcas got them :)

[vixdesl]

AAC Update >:3

We no longer using Cboard as much as the moment because slow and voice not work without wifi!

(Video Description: Someone using an AAC and saying "We switched to TD snap! we like it a lot so far!")

super excited !!

[melodychocolat]

i love david bowie, but this has to be one of the worst album covers ever 🙄

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

per my last reblog, I still can't believe eric just offered up "yeah I used to score heroin at gay bars just like my good friend daniel molloy" in an interview of his own accord

[straightupsapphic]

someone posted the “crushing me” scene from rise of the pink ladies on twitter and altered my brain chemistry so I’m inflicting it on everyone i know and binging the show even though the reason i found out about it was because it got canceled how y’all doin tonight

anyway why is every good song now like under two minutes and also why do i only hear about sapphic shows after they’re canceled like?????

also ari notartomaso is so talented i want to vomit omfg I’m trying so hard not to be obsessed with them

[crystall1zed-honey]

i was so horny tonight, twitching and squirming on my bed, i knew i needed more than anything to relieve the hot, aching pressure between my legs. i sat straddling a pillow, then slipped a little vibrator underneath my waistband and turned it on. the buzz against my little t-dick, already hard and begging for more, made me gasp, and i thanked my lucky stars that my roommates weren’t home to hear it. i started grinding against the pillow, my hips moving up and out and down and back, moaning and gripping the sheets underneath me. already i was so sensitive, so worked up, and when the first orgasm hit i didn’t even bother to stop, just kept riding through the sensation.

i found myself lying on my side, squeezing the pillow between my thighs, one hand shoved down my boxers to hold the vibrator in place as i humped it, my poor little cock sliding against the silicone, throbbing at the sensation. i was panting, desperate, and started to imagine i was fucking someone, filling their hole with my cock. i swear i could almost feel it, could almost hear the gasps and moans of my partner as i fucked harder and deeper.

in reality, i was just in my bed, my eyes rolling up into my head as my cunt leaked in needy little pulses onto the fabric and skin around it, only making it easier for me to roll my hips and feel my cock sliding against my toy. i couldn’t stop, all i could think about was chasing the near-unbearable heat pounding into every part of my body. my mouth fell open as i begged for more, more, as much as i could take, and fuck please please don’t stop, lemme fuck you please, i need it—i came desperately, a whimper escaping my hoarse throat as white-hot pleasure wracked my body. i felt my dick continuing to throb against the vibe as i recovered, and as overstimulated as i was, i was also afraid that moving the toy away from my skin would be just as agonizing as keeping it there.

i just wish i could have had someone there after all, someone to let me put on a strap and fuck them senseless with it </3

[inkystaarart]

ah, finally. i shed the role of dm and pass it to my friend. and guess what type of character i’m gonna play?

dsmp!tubbo, but a different name.

that’s right, i’m playing a satyr and i’m playing with the human-goat ratios and giving my boy goat ears and dressing him like a cross between grian and tubbo.

the brainrot is real.

[eleutheria4ever]

rock n roll suicide

[allthegothihopgirls]

is this anything?