#bouncy books

[bouncybrain]

Thinkin bout that fpreg (fish pregnancy)

[doodle2anomaly]

im so spleepy

[sourscratched]

brushed off an old fanart for a favorite off book episode… it may not be halloween season but this episode and it’s wayside school/goosebumps/jumanji vibe are perfect all year round

[christinered]

She must be very tired. Her mother must be very proud.

What I am stunned by ???

Who knew Guinness kept kink World Records?

I think we need to see what other World Records are out there.

~Red

[sailforvalinor]

One day. ONE DAY I’m going to write a novel or write for a tv show and the group is going to stumble upon an enchantress’s lair or a pseudo-scientific lab or whatever the setting requires and the character we are hoping will become the main character’s love interest accidentally ingests a love potion or some equivalent, and of course all of the typical love potion hijinks ensue, the love interest acts all sweet and lovey-dovey towards the main character (bonus points if this is a grumpy-sunshine or a best-friends-to-lovers dynamic) and the main character is flustered and all that jazz, and then when it’s all over and everything gets resolved the enchantress/scientist examines the empty bottle and nonchalantly goes, “oh wait, this was mislabeled—this was a truth serum. Still makes you kind of loopy and weird, but that wasn’t no love potion,” and the main character freaks out and of course the love interest doesn’t remember anything. And THEN you’ll be sorry.

[keepthetension]

in yesterday's forcebook show real, they had to promote the car they were driving, and force brought up only friends to highlight that this sweet sweet ride is top-tier!

and they say more things like it fits all lifestyles! you can buy it for any purpose!

and the whole time they have neo in the backseat??? and his contribution to this conversation is:

and all i could think was: force my buddy my friend you have the opportunity to say the FUNNIEST THING EVER

[kaeyachi]

how would your genshin main even act while in a bouncy castle?

[interdimensionaldorito]

How many inches are your heels? And please tell us the truth of what it’s like to eat bouncy balls :>

MY HEELS ARE A INCH FOR EVERY SHORT PERSON I KNOW SO 3 INCHES COUNTING YOUR BOYFRIEND

AS FORE THE BOUNCY BALLS...

MORE CRUMBLY THAN THEY WOULD LIKE YOU TO THINK

[theblackestofsuns]

"She's Bouncy"

Love & Rockets Volume 2 #20 (Summer 2007)

Jaime Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books

[bouncybrain]

I have been trying to pretend Disabled Tyrant's Pet Fish (Beloved, Palm, etc.) hasn't burrowed into my psyche but I keep thinking about it so clearly I'm fucked

[impercre]

Huh our dog likes Halsey.

[onaperduamedee]

Taking a break from the Siuan-induced emotions of that scene with more Moiraine-and-Lan-induced emotions.

At this pace, I'll reach the Rand-induced emotions by mid-week.

[soryualeksi]

Mini Kiddo being such a perfect Average Toddler is such a funny experience because I basically have to re-learn everything I thought I knew from scratch.

:'D

[christinered]

KINKSTERS, DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

Wait till I color it in!!

Its just as bad as my erotic coloring book. (Yes they have those and Im gonna need a new one)

Damn Dirty Disney!

I love it!

~Red

[ohcarolina]

currently trying (and mostly succeeding) to find contention in the little things

[shelleythesapphic]

I have a collection of playing cards, bouncy balls, plushies, and books.

if you don’t have @ least one collection of specific items i literally have nothing more to say to you. we will never relate to each other. however, you cool ass motherfuckers who do collect @ least one type of thing, reblog this post and say what that thing is. i’ll go first: clown dolls and good luck charms