#bottlepost

[king-of-men]

Those things are easily openable with front teeth. That said, if we're into "you're not the boss of me" options, the heads of people who are not the boss of me can also be used to open bottles, if you don't particularly intend to drink the contents.

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

[novumoru]

hello people of tumblr, i shall start talking about bottleman here

ponta turned out to be the bottle king and he also wants to destroy bottle battling / the orgs behind it (who are also destroying themselves and each other at the same time anyway)

and it’s all i ever wanted from the character introduced as just a guy with the same name and the same basic personality (just a guy)

[empressofmankind]

Quellon, looking at Harlon & Quenton: Two sons is solid but three is on the safe side of things

Donel: is born

Quenton: catches the literal plague

Balon: born not long after

Quellon: As I was saying, three is on the safe side of things

Quellon, watching his teen sons wreck absolute havoc: You know what'll straighten them out? Having a baby brother to look after together and teach things

Harlon, Donel and Balon: Taking bets on how far they can toss their kid brother into the sea before he drowns

Euron: makes up with balls-to-the-walls psychological warfare what he lacks in age and height vs his adult-ass brothers

Quellon: The solution to this is try again, right?

Victarion: is born

Balon: Tbh this one is kinda cute

Donel, watching the toddler fall for his littlest brother's idiot tricks again and again: and fucking stupid

Rodrik & Aeron: are born about a few weeks apart

Balon: Honestly Pa, this is pretty weird

Quellon: shrugs in Ironborn

Urrigon: is born

Euron: Oh I like this one!

Maron: is born

Balon: Pretty sure that one's not mine

Euron: shrugs in Ironborn

Asha: is born

Quellon: oh she's my favourite

Quellon: one of you shitlords so much as look at her wrong and I disinherit you

Theon: is born

Donel: this is the most pathetic one yet

Robin: is born

Donel: lol I take it back

[copperpicture]

also this isnt a wheaton but check out this fucking cool fish bottle

[enjoyurworldrightnow]

[numahachi]

WHAT THERES NOT EVEN A CITY CHAPTER TOMORROW

WHY DID I SPEND ALL LAST WEEK CRUNCHING TO FINISH THE TRAILER THEN WHEN I COULD HAVE JUST FINISHED IT THIS WEEKEND

ALsO @relatablepicturesofhands​ HAS A BOTTLEPOST SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW THAT I DIDNT EVEN PLAN BUT IT WAS GONNA BE PERFECT

[exxa1812]

Voldication: Capter 2

Chapter 2: I should be in school... But now I'm fighting DUMBledore and Potter on vacation in Italy.

Summary: This chapter will be in Draco's POV. It'll take place on a beach. There is a lot of crack. More family vacation and DUMBledore and Harry Potter.

Draco POV Day 3. I hate this vacation. This is so boring. What was Uncle Voldi thinking? I should be in Hogwarts right now. Do schoolwork and torment little eleven-year-olds. But no, I’m stuck here. And now Oma is here as well. What was she doing here? I don’t have a problem with her, she is nice. Sometimes she can be a little bit much. And I don’t like her drinking so much Vodka. It’s as bad as my father’s alcoholism. And that means something.

Anyways. Oma wasn’t there for breakfast, which meant that everybody was happy. At least I think so. I wasn’t really paying attention because I was on my phone texting with my archnemesis, Harry Potter. Since I cannot go to school and be mean to him, I have to be mean to him over WhatsApp. Uncle Voldi decided that we all should go to the beach. When I mentioned that we aren’t even near the ocean, he said ‘that nobody knows where we are in Italy, so we can go to the beach even though we aren’t near one.’ So, we all went to the beach, even Oma.

Well father didn’t come with us, since he is very allergic to sand. After everybody had packed their stuff, we got into the bussle and drove to the beach. The beach was genuinely nice. Not so many people were there, and the ocean was calm. I laid down my towel and set up the parasol. I have to lay in the shade and put on a lot of sunscreen because my skin is very sensitive when it comes to the sun. I kept my distance from my family as I wanted to relax. I still saw what they were doing. Mother was doing the same as I. Lying on a towel in the shadow, while reading a book. Uncle Voldi and Aunt Bellatrix were building sandcastles with Delphi. Oma just sat in her klappchair (folding chair) with binoculars to watch birds (spy on people and stalk them) and her bottle with ‘water.’

I laid there for a while, playing games on my phone, texting friends, and listening to music. Then Delphi practically forced me to go swimming with her. I didn’t really want to, but I knew I would get in trouble if I didn’t. The water was cold but still comfortable. I played a little bit with Delphi and had actually fun with her. Suddenly Delphi started to freak out because something touched her foot. When I looked down to see the thing that caused my cousin trouble.

I saw a water owl with a bottlepost (Message in a bottle). I reached into the water to get the bottle, while I also tried to calm Delphi. Once she was calm, I sent her back to the beach. As soon she was gone, I opened the bottle, took out the rolled-up paper, unrolled it and read the message. As soon as I read the message, I sprinted out of the water and ran to my family. I shoved the message and bottle into Uncle Voldi’s hands. He looked at me questioningly but read it quickly.

All the colour drained of his face. DUMBledore and Harry Potter were on their way to us. Uncle Voldi explained the situation to the rest. Mother looked panicked, so did Aunt Bellatrix. Uncle Voldi looked afraid while Delphi had no clue what was going on. Oma was calm. “Please, there is no reason to panic. It’s just DUMBledore and a stupid child. We are way more powerful than they are. And I mean we don’t even have to fight them. Give me a minute with DUMBledore and I will seduce him. He may be your enemy, son but he has a cute butt.”

WTF? Oma thinks DUMBledore has a cute what?!” Mommy!” Uncle Voldi shrieked “Don’t say that. Ewwwwww.” Yeah, same. Ewwwwww. “I think we should come up with a plan to destroy them. And if that doesn’t work, we will try Oma’s plan.” Aunt Bellatrix said. “Bella’s right. We need a plan. Let’s pack our stuff and discuss this over pizza.” Mother said, agreeing. We gathered all our stuff and went to the next restaurant to discuss the upcoming war.

Day 4. After I woke up and got dressed the next day, I headed to the kitchen for breakfast. My family was already gathered at the table eating. Except Delphi since she hasn’t been allowed to hear about DUMBledore and Potter and our plans to defeat them. Father wasn’t there either. According to mother he was with Delhi. “DUMBledore and Potter are on their way here.

I don’t know how they know where we are.” Aunt Bellatrix said, exhausted. I definitely should not mention that Potter knows where we are because he saw my location on Snapchat. “That doesn’t matter now. They’re coming and we have to stop them. They’ll be here soon.” Mother said worried. “When they’re here I want Draco to take on Potter. He knows him the best and his weaknesses. I will take on DUMBledore.” Uncle Voldi said. “Lucius is going to stay with Delphi. Mommy, so will you.”

At that Oma made a small noise of protest but didn’t say anything. “Bella and Narcissa will help during the battle where they can.” Uncle Voldi added concluding. After breakfast we all did what Uncle Voldi told us. We were now allowed to use magic again. Yay:) We prepared ourselves for their arrival. I stood guard in the garden in case they show up here. Mother was by the gate. Aunt Bellatrix by the pool and Uncle Voldi in the house. “What do we have here?” said a familiar voice suddenly behind me.

I turned around to see Potter smirking at me with one of his charming smiles. I raised my wand at him and said: “Really, Potter? You couldn’t wait to see me again after my holiday, so you came all the way to Italy for me. How sweet of you.” He looked at me unimpressed and also raised his wand. “I’m here for Voldemort and not for you, Malfoy. And you know it. So, tell me where he is.” Potter said. “Don’t know where he is. Probably already fighting with DUMBledore.” I told him.

There was a sudden crash behind the house. Potter and I started running and once we reached the house, we saw Uncle Voldi and DUMBledore having a fist fight. Oma was also there chanting:''FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!! Finish him off. Finish him off, Voldi!” Before anything could escalate Potter and I broke the fight off. They are both fragile, old men. They shouldn’t fight each other with their fists.

We had to hold both of them back. Oma was just standing there laughing. Mother and Aunt Bellatrix came. Both trying to hold their laughter. Once Uncle Voldi and DUMBledore were calm, Uncle Voldi said: “What do you want here, Albus?” “I want to defeat you, Voldi.” DUMBledore said calmly. Suddenly Uncle Voldi started yelling at DUMBledore and throwing insults at him. “Would you leave the lovely man alone, Voldi! There is no need to fight when you can manage all this over a good glass of fine wine.” Oma said flirtingly to DUMBledore. Gross. DUMBledore agreed, even though Potter protested. Yet he came with us to the house.

Once we reached the door, there was a weird noise that came from the roof. And suddenly a ziegelstone (brick) fell off the roof and hit DUMBledore on the head. DUMBledore fell to the ground, unconscious. Potter ran to his side, to check on him. He felt his pulse and shook his head. “Dead.” He spoke. It was silent until Uncle Voldi started a victory dance. Well at least I thought that it was. It also could’ve been a stroke.

“He is DEAD! He is DEAD! DUMBledore is dead! Juhu!!!” he sang while doing a cartwheel. I looked at Potter. He looked sad and broken, but I somehow saw a bit of relief in his eyes. He held onto DUMBledore and disapparated. While everybody celebrated DUMBledore’s death, I only thought of Potter’s charming smile and sparkling eyes.

[drawmusic78]

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[milolilja]

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[pilein]

Because I have nothing else to do at 1:35am ❤️💛💚💙💜

[ramongross]

#fehmarn #flaschenpost #bottlepost #letterinabottle #Island #katharinenhof #beach #sea #wanderlust #instatravel #instatraveling #bye (hier: Fehmarn Katharinenhof)

[failcringegf]

what if i just turn off rbs on the bottlepost

[orsye]

The World's Largest Message In A Bottle

[copperpicture]

Bottlepost more please

[janankerstjerne]

The World's Largest Message In A Bottle (text version)

[rocneasta]

Love the idea