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get poded idiots

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tha' darn mcdonalds in the penatgon keeps radiatin tha' darn bi-s-hec-tual beam of evil gayness

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need this tbh

The axe/shotgun: this is still the same tool for chopping firewood, but with a cartridge amplifier.

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thinkin bout several fictional and one real man i could fix if given the chance

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public masturbation!!!!

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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trumps rule is kinda like umbitches(vile pink toad from HP), with her lack of character depth too

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need this fr

Shopping Haul!

Why be an alcoholic when you could be a repressed, mentally ill queer person?

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my slaves have bestowed me with garlic bread :)

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hey.

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nightmare before christmas is shrodinger's end of the year holiday movie

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in the shower..... eating an apple....... pondering....... maybe i am the problem......... nah.... but this apple sure could be better

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guess who just found the sewing needle that was lost in my body pillow! my fingers. owchy.

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ever so often, im reminded that i hold a grudge 4,380 times longer than a cat.

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BREAD EATER

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My mom: what time is it?

Me, who has just swallowed a watch whole: 1:30 but thats just a gut feeling.

My mom:*long dissapointed sigh*

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lol imagine if the american right to free speach ment when talking about the government and politics, and wasn't a free pass to be sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, and a total douchebag.