#both ivy and finn. i love them both

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Started playing Pokerogue today, at first I didn't get what's all the hype about...

But half a day in and several failed runs later, I UNDERSTAND

THE ABSOLUTE. RAGE. I GOT WHEN MY SECOND, REALLY GOOD (Wave 30) RUN WAS STOPPED BY WHITNEY

Of all characters, of all trainers, of all gym leaders. MOTHER-FUCKING WHITNEY

FUCK YOUR FURFROU, FUCK YOUR GIRAFARIG

AND IF YOUR LAST POKEMON IS THAT ABHORRENT MILTANK, I HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH AND GO TO HELL

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Boy scout

Pairing: Mika Häkkinen x Michael Schumacher

@schumi-honey and I were in such a Makkinen mood 🥰. Michael gets hurt as he and Mika run for their lives 😭😭. Mika to the rescue.

Michael watched him as he crouched down to look at a beetle. He sat down on his knees in the mud and put his finger in front of the little creature, hoping that it would climb his hand. Hiking really brought out the nerd in Mika. Michael thought it was adorable.

His Finnish rival had always had an interest in unconventional animals. Sure, he loved cats and dogs, but he also loved turtles, frogs, stick-insects and bugs. It was a good thing Keke kept an eye on him every once in awhile, because otherwise Mika's apartment would probably be a zoo.

"Look Michael, It's a stag-beetle!"

Mika walked up too him with the big bug in his hands and almost pressed it in Michael's face, making the German recoil.

"Yeah nice, Mika. I could see it pretty clearly when it was still on the ground."

The Finn grinned. He put the bug back on the ground, then smelled his fingers. "Yeah." He pulled a face. "The downside of holding one... it excretes a smell when it feels threathened. Now my hand smells like..." He thought for a moment. "... like particularly strong ivy."

"That's very... specific. Why do you know so well what ivy smells like?"

"Have you never smelled it?"

"What do you mean? Stick my head in plants to find out what they smell like?"

"I was a boy scout when I was a kid."

Michael gaped at him. Of course he was a boy scout during his youth. That man could sell cookies to anyone. "You still are, so it seems."

Michael loved the nerd-talk. With Mika he never really talked about the far future... about life after Formula One... about whether they wanted to have kids at some point... about what kind of insurances they should take out... It was always about the matter at hand. And if it meant they were talking about bugs and plants, then so be it.

Mika wiped his hands on his pants and smirked at Michael. The German was very dear to him. He had no idea how it turned out that way, because a few years ago, during their F3 days, he was very supicious of him. Could he call him a friend right now? Was it possible to be friends with a rival? Friends were people from school, from your childhood. People you played with at the playground... he hoped he could call Michael a true friend...

"You know... I bet you were a boy scout too."

Michael quirked an eyebrow at the Finn. "Nonsense! What makes you think that?"

Mika pointed at his clothes and smirked. "Your very professional gear. You're an outdoor type. Tell me, were you a boy scout in the past or are you affirming the German stereotype?"

Michael stuck his tongue out at his rival and poked his ribs. "Brat!"

Mika jumped away from him, rubbing over his ribs. "Hey! Don't do that. They're sensitive!"

"Oh, are they?" A mischievous grin crept up on Michael's face. He took a leap towards the Finn and grabbed him by the waist with one hand. His other hand poked his rival's ribs repeatedly, making Mika squirm and blush.

"Michael! Don't," he yelped.

Michael felt a swarm of butterflies invade his stomach. The sudden feeling made him blush so deeply that he was afraid his rival would notice. He immediately let go off Mika, unsure of what to "make" of this feeling. He created a distance between them, staring at the Finn as his heart bounced in his chest.

Mika swiped his golden locks from his eyes. His face was equally as red as Michael's. He stared at the mossy ground, trying to hide the blush on his cheeks. Michael's touch was burning on both sides of his ribcage. He tried to ignore his feelings, his eyes scanning the ground for little creatures that could distract him. Frogs, bugs, salamanders... everything would do...

Michael noticed how Mika had become silent. A sudden gust of wind blew his blonde hair in all kinds of directions. The Finn's hand shot out in instinct to smoothen the luscious locks back in position and to hold the fluff down with a disgruntled frown on his face. "Why is it so windy all of a sudden?"

Michael looked up at the sky where dark clouds had gathered above their heads. The pine trees surrounding them whistled in the wind. Branches creaked. Silent rain drops fell down on them.

Mika followed Michael's line of sight and wrapped his arms around his body. "That's not good. How far up are we?"

Michael took a glance at his GPS. He knew how quickly the weather could change in the mountains. He knew how quickly the temperatures could drop up here. "Not sure. I think we've been walking for three hours... that's really not good."

"Didn't you check the weather forecast?" Mika asked him, pulling his collar up.

Michael scowled at him. Why did his rival always expect everything was arranged and scheduled around him. Why was he so immature?

"Mika, why didn't you check the weather forecast yourself?! I'm the one wearing responsible gear. I'm the one operating the GPS... what did you do all day? Look for wurms?"

The Finn stared at him in confusion. He seemed a little gobsmacked by the sudden reprimand.

Seriously, had no one ever told him the truth about his naiveity? Were people afraid that the truth would make him cry? Of course they did. Mika had always been quick to tears. "I mean... What kind of boy scout are you?"

There it was... the pout... the quivering lips. Mika quickly grabbed his backpack and conjured up a coat. "I brought a coat. I have responsible gear too."

Michael shook his head. "Wow, is that the least you could think of?"

Mika stared at the ground. His shoulders slumped in embarassment as he crumpled his thin softshell coat in his fist. "I'm sorry, Michael. I... I..."

He was interupted by a loud thunderclap, and quite soon after, by a bolt of lightning that painfully slowly branched out in the dark sky. They both flinched and looked up with big terrified eyes.

"Jumalauta!"

"Mika, come here." Michael grabbed his rival by the arm. "Ssshh, It's okay. No need to apologize. I just think you have to be aware of these kind of things... for your own good. What would happen if you were here on your own?"

Mika shrugged. "The same. It's not like you checked the weather forecast either. So either way, I would end up lost in the mountains with a thunderstorm coming my way."

Now it was Michael's turn to be gobsmacked by the Finn's comment. Mika was... right. He had been irresponsible as well.

As nature's rumble echoed through the sky, they were both quite oblivious to the fact that they were holding each other as they counted the distance from the thunderstorm to their location.

"33... 34... 35... 36... shit it's getting closer."

Mika opened his backpack, rummaged through it and grabbed his carabiners. He then – not too gently – pushed Michael to get him to turn around and unzipped his backpack.

The Finn grabbed Michael's metal drinking bottle and proceeded to throw his carabiners and Michael's drinking bottle in the chasm near them.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Michael exclaimed, grabbing the Finn by his sweater and shaking him.

Mika yanked his sleeve from Michael's grip. "Metal objects conduct lightning as they have low resistance."

"So what?"

"It hightens the chance you get electrocuted." Mika replied as he threw Michael a contemptous look. "Yup, that's the boy scout speaking. You might need him today."

Michael had never thought Mika was able to throw shade at him. Most of the time he was very kind and innocent. But witnessing the friendly boy snap at him was a whole new experience.

"Mika, can we please put this little dispute of ours to rest and get ourselves to safety?"

Mika shrugged. He looked into Michael's emerald eyes and smiled. "Sure. It's not a good moment now, eh?"

They made quick work of putting on their coats and backpacks, before they started the quick hike down.

Above their heads the thunderstorm was increasing in intensity. 29... 30... 31... 32... the lightning was nearing 'striking-distance'.

Their feet padded quickly down the mossy and slippery path as the pine trees were creaking and the spruces were bending like twigs in the heavy wind. Nature was coming for them.

"Mika, I'm scared!" Michael had hidden his fears for way too long. He was truly scared of getting lost, of getting hypothermia and dying in the mountains with his favourite rival.

"Michael, It's okay! I'm scared too! But the chance we get electroduced is very small."

Michael felt how Mika put an arm around his shoulders as they ran down the path, staring at the rocks beneath their feet with maximum concentration. The gesture warmed his heart. He was glad he was with Mika. He couldn't think of anyone else he'd rather want to run for his life with.

When the rain started to become heavier it was only a matter of minutes before one of them would slip and injure themselves.

Counting down in his head, Michael had to divide his concentration on both the nearing thunderstorm and his footwork. It went well for five minutes until Michael tripped and fell on the rocky surface below him.

An agonizing scream emitted from his throat as he fell on his knee, probably tearing off a ligament.

"Micheal!" Mika shouted as he ran towards the floored German. "Michael, are you okay?" The Finn felt his heart bang against his sternum. "Michael?"

He crouched down to flip Michael over and saw him cry. Eyes squeezed shut in pain and tears rolling down his cheeks. Mika's eyes traveled down to Michael's knee where he saw his torn jeans and the blood trinkling from a nasty wound.

"Shit, Michael. Don't cry. I'm going to help you." Mika stood up and looked around with his hands in his hair. "Vittu!"

As if on cue, it started to rain harder and the thunderclaps started to become louder.

"Mika!" Michael was sobbing loudly and shaking like a wet kitten. "It hurts so badly and I'm so scared! I can't walk!"

"Ssshh, I will find us shelter." He crouched down and placed his hands in Michael's armpits, hoisting him up.

"Mika, ouch! That hurts!"

"I know and I'm sorry. Lean on me."

Michael could barely hear the Finn over the sound of the raging storm. He was no help to Mika, who awkwardly tried to  mandhande him to rest against his side.

"I wonder if I can carry you. I've never carried a grown man."

The Finn's arms enveloped the German in a warm embrace as he tried to lift Michael up. His face turned red as he put all his strength into lifting the German. He only just managed to keep Michael against his chest and staggered on his feet under the weight of his rival. "Wow, you're heavy!"

"Are you calling me fat?"

"No, of course not. I'm calling you heavy, as in grown-man-heavy."

Mika held Michael against his chest as if he was the most precious thing in the world, softly tracing his thumb over Michael's arm. He very carefully took his steps down the path in order not to jostle the German too much. "You okay, Michael?"

Michael stared at the blonde boy as if he was an actual guardian angel helping him,  protecting him. The tenderness, the sweetness... it made him cry even more. He nodded despite his tears. "More so than a few seconds ago."

Mika smiled his lopsided smile and almost jumped in excitement when he noticed something that resembled the outline of a cave. Well, it looked more like a deeply eroded ridge. It was good news, since he felt Michael slowly slipping from his grip.

He hurried to the ridge as carefully and as safely as he could holding 140 pounds of German in his arms. "Michael, we will be safe and warm and I'm going to make us a campfire."

Arriving at the small cave, Mika felt Michael slipping down his arms more and more. To provide the German with a soft landing, he dropped to his own knees to take the hit for him. He gently pushed Michael against the stone wall and sat down next to him to catch his breath.

Michael made himself smaller and curled himself up into a tighter ball, pressing his back firmly against Mika.

"How is the pain Michael?" Mika carded a hand through Michael's light brown curls, noticing the German's watery emerald eyes.

"Mika, it hurts so badly! I think I've torn a ligament." Tears streamed down his cheeks uncontrolably. "What if nobody finds us?"

"Ssshh, Michael." Mika cradled his face in his hands and gently wiped the rain and tears off his face with the sleeve of his sweater. "Ron will do everything to get me back." He grinned. "He starts panicking right away when I don't answer his calls. You know... he thinks I'm immature too."

Michael lifted his hand and stroked Mika's cheek with the back of his hand. "Not immature, just a little naive. Which is a good value... it makes you enjoy life more... I think."

Mika grabbed Michael's hand from where it was resting against his cheek and folded it between his own warmer hands. "Gosh, you're cold. I do need to make a campfire."

He got up and walked away, back into the rain and storm.

"Mika, twigs and branches won't work! It's too wet!" Michael yelled after him. He just wanted Mika to get back so he could cuddle up against him. "Come back. It's to no avail."

But Mika didn't come back. He wandered towards the pine trees with determination in his eyes. Michael shook his head. "Seriously, Mika?"

After five minutes Mika came back. He stared at Michael knowingly as if he had something up his sleeve. "I heard you, you know. I'm not dumb." He opened his coat and a stack of dry bark fell from it. "It's dry and the resin inside is perfect for fire."

Michael was truly impressed, but he was in too much pain to show it. He watched as Mika retrived a matchbox from his backpack. Within a few seconds they had a fire.

"I know what you're thinking..." Mika grinned smugly "...all this, but you didn't check the weather forecast?" His grin quickly turned into a grimace when he noticed Michael's pained frown. His eyes were red and puffy, his breaths sounded hoarse and shallow.

Poor thing. He had never really seen Michael so out of it. The German was usually the one comforting him.

"Come here." He scooted closer to his rival and pulled him against his side. Together they listened to the thunderclaps and the raindrops cascading down the rocks. Mika placed his hand on Michael's sweat-matted brow. "Should I take a look at your knee?"

Michael huddled even closer, leaning into the touch and pressing his face in the crook of Mika's neck. He nodded. "Please. It hurts so much." His words were muffled against the Finn's skin.

"Okay." Mika stood up and carefully tore the damaged jeans further open to look at the bloodied knee. His fingers reached down to gently palpate the wound.

"Ouch, Mika! Be gentle!" Michael whined.

"I am! I am! ...I try!" Mika gently patted Michael's thigh in an attempt to sooth him. "I don't know what to do! It doesn't really need to get sutured." The Finn's face showed signs of his own little panic attack. When Mika was in panic he often started rambling - thinking out loud. "Maybe I need to bandage it? Or maybe I need to stabilize your leg?"

He took off his coat and made a little nest for Michael's knee, carefully guiding Michael's leg to rest on top of the soft material. He then took a handkerchief from his backpack and started dabbing the wound.

"No, Mika!" Michael whimpered.

"Ssshh, it's okay. It's okay... just cleaning it a little." He reached out his hand to wipe the tears off Michael's cheeks and threw him a rueful smile. "It's okay. I made a fire and I brought chocolate chip cookies with me. We will wait for Ron. He has developed a seventh sense for when I get into trouble."

Michael found it in himself to chuckle at that. The complete trust Mika had in his team boss. He watched as the Finn grabbed the bag of cookies and opened it. He sobbed in relief as tears managed to escape and stream their way down his face. He was getting hungry and the smell of chocolate was a very welcome suprise.

Mika sat down closer to him and guided Michael's head to rest on his shoulder. Together they watched the forces of nature rage on.

"Mika, I'm sorry for calling you immature. I had no idea you had so much stuff in that backpack!"

Mika chuckled, his smile lighting up his handsome face. "All good. I get that a lot. You need to focus on getting your leg better before the start of next season."

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The Pirates SMP Kill Tally: an Analysis

(AKA I've been curious about everyone's kill counts for months and finally got around to making the count and the post.)

Obligatory "everything is roleplay" disclaimer.

Criteria for kills

For my own peace of mind, bounties do not count as kills due to the respawn mechanism

We're (mostly) sticking to permanent deaths, so the cast accidentally killing each other in battle via friendly fire does NOT count either

I'm judging by in-game death messages for who got the final blow

Each kill on a Cultist = 1 kill because I don't care about the respawn mechanism on them; I'm just assuming they're all different people and the respawn is to bypass out-of-universe logistics

It's impossible to determine ALL kills due to the established worldbuilding, but we sure are trying our best

Kills are sorted by event for organization; non-event kills and deaths are listed separately

Day 1 / July 30: Recruitment Day

None of the pirates have killed anyone yet! Woo!

Ivy / Corruption: Aimsey (1)

Iris / Cultists: Guqqie (1)

Day 36 / Sept 3: In Too Deep

Against all odds, no one technically dies. Michela shot the crystal that freed Ivy and the Corruption, but by that point, Ivy's been using Aimsey's body as a puppet anyway and p!Aimsey has been officially listed as "fallen" on the POWCreations Twitter since Day 1. So no, Michela did not kill Aimsey; Ivy and the Corruption did

Day 76 / Oct 13: The Rescue Mission

Acho: 1 Cultist, shot from above

Apo: 1 Cultist, shot just after the release of the Yetis

Scott: 1 Cultist, stabbed with a kitchen knife

Iris / Cultists: Marnie (1)

Day 77 / Oct 14: The Revenge Raid

Acho: 5 Cultists

Graecie: 1 Cultist, killed in melee

Kuervo: 1 Cultist

Kyle: 3 Cultists

Owen: 1 Cultist

Ros: 1 Cultist

Scott: Altair, the Right Hand of Iris, who seemingly respawns later for some reason (0.5)

Shelby: 1 Cultist, three-shot

Shep: 1 Cultist

Water: 1 Cultist

Iris / Cultists: Hook (1)

Day 93 / Oct 30: Halloween

Captain Golden Beard and her crew of 890 pirates (i.e. 891 in total) were technically killed by the cursed gold created by Nocturnus and Eclipsa

Nocturnus: Mufasa (1; but I personally don't believe it)

Seapeekay: Nocturnus (1); while two rounds were fought on-stream, both Owen and Martyn's YouTube adaptations use the first round as standard, so that's what I'm going with

Day 112 / Nov 18: Final Wishes

Against all odds, no POV character dies again! It's just the Faction Isles backstory drop lore event. That being said...

Iris / Cultists: Many unnamed individuals; including dozens of villagers [only one named character, Icarus, but identifies the Logkeeper and their cousin (1), brothers (2+), friends (2+)], many unnamed pirates [presumably incl. "Mrs. Caravel" and her two children] (10+)

Although most, if not all pirates end up having to kill the vengeful wraiths/ghosts of the townsfolk, as with Aimsey's case, they were dead to begin with and thus don't count

Day 134 / Dec 10: The Finale

Annotation: Only Take 2 of the Battle on the Faction Isles is counted, but Take 1 kills are recorded for reference.

Apo: 5 Cultists

Graecie: 4 Cultists

Jojo: 1 Cultist in Take 1 of the battle, 5 Cultists in Take 2, Ohca / Insane Cultist (6)

Kuervo: 2 Cultists

Kyle: 6 Cultists

Oli: 2 Cultists, Pip by accident (3)

Ros: 1 Cultist in the Take 1 of the battle

Scott: 1 Cultist

Seapeekay: 1 Cultist

Shep: 4 Cultists

Water: 2 Cultists

Iris / Cultists (offscreen): Olive (confirmed by cc!Apo), Sniff (confirmed by cc!Apo), Scar, Shelby, Puffy, Eret (confirmed by cc!Apo), Reddoons, Tubbo, Michela (9)

Ohca / Insane Cultist specifically: Claud, Saffrie, Finn, the Enchantress, Katie (5)

Other unnamed Cultists: Digby (1)

Ivy / Corruption: Iris (1)

Ivy's own death is hard to pin down, because the positive magick countering the Corruption in her is literally the Power of Love and Friendship, with Cruppy as a sacrifice; it can't be attributed to Iris because she's already dead by that point, but the cast didn't exactly do anything to kill her either

Non-event kills (known)

Iris / Cultists: "Dai", Bek on Day 125 / Dec 1, Will on Day 130 / Dec 6 (3)

Bek: 2 unnamed Cultists that captured her on Day 125 / Dec 1 (2)

Kuervo: Commanders Francesco, Miria, Charrio, Rosaria, Tapia, Miguel, Travis, and Ernesto of the Nayan Armada [Javi and Rodrigo survived the rampage, would technically be 1st degree murder due to premeditation; but let's be honest, we're cheering him on because they're tyrants]; 1 unnamed Cultist on Day 126 / Dec 2 (9)

Martyn: Jeffery on Day 125 / Dec 1

Sausage: At least 2, 4, or 5 unnamed naval soldiers holding his uncle captive in his backstory, arguably in self-defense; reports are inconsistent and the canonicity of the 4 or 5 is questionable because psychotherapy is anachronistic for the setting

Shep: At least one unnamed individual on Captain Merton's orders; p!Will's case could either be 2nd degree or voluntary manslaughter under US laws [for reference only] (1.5+)

p!Acho technically wasn't killed by anyone, but if we had to determine a killer, it would be whoever set up the trap and ultimatum in Kishi in the first place; however, since that person's identity is unknown and presumably lost to time, we cannot say for certain who is to blame. Same would go for Mahara and perhaps countless others

Total kills in the SMP-era (i.e. does not count distant worldbuilding kills)

* is counted for kills NOT in self-defense; battlefield kills or fighting back against captors ARE considered self-defense

Acho: 6, all unnamed Cultists

Apo: 6, all unnamed Cultists

Bek: 2, all unnamed Cultists

Jojo: 6, incl. Ohca / Insane Cultist

Graecie: 5, all unnamed Cultists

Kuervo: 12, incl. 8 tyrants* and 4 unnamed Cultists

Kyle: 9, all unnamed Cultists

Martyn: 1, specifically Jeffery*

Oli: 3, incl. Pip (by friendly fire) and 2 unnamed Cultists

Owen: 1 unnamed Cultist

Ros: 1 unnamed Cultist

Sausage: At least 2 (possibly 4 or 5?), all unnamed soldiers

Scott: 2.5, all Cultists

Seapeekay: 2, incl. Nocturnus and 1 unnamed Cultist

Shelby: 1 Cultist

Shep: 6.5+, incl. unnamed persons*, p!Will* (only 0.5 because the Cultists dealt the final blow), and 5 unnamed Cultists

Water: 3, all unnamed Cultists

Iris, via petrification: 15* named in SMP era; not counting deaths revealed in the Final Wishes event because they're pre-SMP era

Ohca / Insane Cultist: 5 named

Other unnamed Cultists: 1 named

Ivy: 2 named, specifically Aimsey* and Iris

Nocturnus and Eclipsa: presumably 1* named in SMP era; not counting the ~891 backstory deaths from the Golden Isle subplot*

Summary

The characters with the most known kills are Nocturnus and Eclipsa (~892), but Iris would theoretically have the most kills overall stretched out over a millennium; just because the Corruption took over some islands and settlements doesn't necessarily mean the people who lived there died to it (we need hard evidence for that, and we don't)

The only POV characters who have committed murder/manslaughter (i.e. killed outside the battlefield or captivity) are Kuervo, Shep, and Martyn, in that order in kill tally

Despite the above statement and having the most kills for a POV character, Kuervo is still sympathetic owing to the fact every named person he's killed was an autocratic tyrant

On the battlefield, the POV character with the most kills is Kyle, at 9 overall

The survivor who killed the least people is Cleo, at 0 kills; followed by Eloise (0 kills excluding bounties); then Owen (1 kill excluding bounties); then Ros (1 kill excluding bounties and finale battle Take 1)

For the above, Martyn is in that weird spot of "we don't know his whereabouts post-finale" AND he technically also only has 1 kill, but it was premeditated, even if he got the wrong target in the end (i.e. his kills were 100% premeditated)

The deceased character who killed the most people is Acho, at 6 kills, all unnamed Cultists; to note, star is also the first known POV character to get a kill during the canon era by sniping a Cultist during the Rescue Mission

I am NOT studying law for a reason LMAO

EDIT: Corrected p!Sausage's kill count because I completely forgot about his backstory when I made this post.

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litg all stars they could bring back:

Ivy and Lexi - I just think they'd be toxic friends always fighting each other and make MC's life HELL

Kat and Finn - fusebox already said fuck you if your endgame S5 was Finn so it's okay he's here. And like ohh them together and arguing was insufferable but like it's kinda funny if they're on the Ex in the Villa season only be exes in the villa this season

Eddie - I kinda feel like they're bringing back Finn because everyone voted no we don't want Eddie back but like imagine he's back and trying to pretend he's changed but clearly hasn't. Like constantly saying out loud "But I'm a nice guy now." And like fuck maybe he has a character arc and actually does become a decent person??

Grace - I just want her back and give her a better storyline

Nicolas - canonically a fame whore and a man whore bring him back I want CHAOS 😈

Rocco - I so wish he had a character arc and became a good LI in S2 or in the wedding (I didn't play CMM but I guess he starts dating Chelsea but doesn't mean he's evolved). And listen, like 6 years later, surely he has changed. He's too pretty to let us never romance him.

Seb, Nicky, Elladine, Genevieve - BESTIES

Hazeem and Valentina - bring back compelling S4 characters and let Hazeem and Valentina be friends 🥺

Kelly - give her a CHANCE

Cherry - she's an ICON I don't care that she's messy and I think that she thinks she's evolved but over time proves not to be. ooo and let her be an LI

Hamish and Liam - I would only want them to overlap for a few episodes but I have this idea of each of them being fake nice to each other and then when one is gone they turn to MC like "oh that guy's so annoying, right?". Both of them do this.

Hope - if we get to choose which season MC is from and I picked S2, id want her and Hope to come in at the same time like S2 but this time as besties (I'm a Hope apologist, what can I say)

All the recent mentioned but not seen islanders from S8 that apparently were so important that we had to pay 17 gems to hear about even though they barely made an impact on the story (though, like I said before, this doesn't even mean they're not an "all star" according to the actual love island show considering the random islanders that got picked)

S7 Cassius- I just think they'll mess up his look, like they set themselves up for failure describing him as a Greek God and whatnot

Dylan - pls God no

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15 (+1) questions tag game ~ tagged by da sweet ଘ꒰੭˶• ༝ •˶꒱੭ .⋆｡⋆༶⋆˙⊹ @bunniexmai

♡ 1. are you named after anyone? my middle name is Melody and that’s my grandma’s name. i was born 5 weeks early, on her birthday. <3

♡ 2. when was the last time you cried? 10 min ago lmfao

♡ 3. do you have kids? no no no no no no no!

♡ 4. what sports do you play/have played? i played volleyball and soccer in high school. i really just loved the athleticism and practices/scrimmages, the actual games gave me so much fuckin anxiety

♡ 5. do you use sarcasm? yeah all the god damn time it sucks when people don’t pick up on it especially when i’m just giving it back to them bc they started it. they’re like “i was just joking!” and i’m like “so was i 😭” lmao i must be a good actress

♡ 6. what is the first thing you notice about people? demeanor. looks obvi but i guess the aura. how you interact with others

♡ 7. what’s your eye color? blue/grey

♡ 8. scary movies or happy endings? boffum!!!!!

♡ 9. any talents? i can sing and write! and i know i’m very talented at both i’m just depressed and nervous

♡ 10. where were you born? reno, nv. but that’s cuz i was born 5 weeks early and my mom was visiting her sister. they’re all from vegas and i grew up in vegas my entire life. i just happened to accidentally be born there. 4 pounds 3 ounces, i was so small i didn’t fit in pre-me clothes they had to buy me doll clothes 😂

♡ 11. what are your hobbies? singing and writing :) reading when i have the attention span. skateboarding as well

♡ 12. do you have any pets? my baby boy doug, he’s my dog. don’t live with him anymore but the loml. i live with 2 kitties now ivy and finn, baaaabbiiiessss

♡ 13. how tall are you? 5’3” since i was 13. haven’t grown since

♡ 14. favorite subject in school? english

♡ 15. dream job? singer!!!!!! voice actor!!!!!!!!! any connections lmk!!!!!!!!!! fr fr i have a lot of OC’s we could start an adult cartoon

16. BONUS/in place of 10- what reminds you of home (doesn't have to mean house... just things that remind you of the feeling of home)? the shire on LOTR. literally. nowhere near how i grew up but green, full of forest, bodies of water. dream dream dream.

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I thought I was not going to need to make major updates to my letter by the time ITPE popped up but I discovered a few changes I'd like to make so here we are.

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Fandoms & Characters I Would Love to Receive:

I am hoping to have my main gifter make me something from one of the following fandoms!

(1) Star Wars: I love so much Star Wars that to split it into subfandoms would make this post too long. I think it’s easiest to say this: I prefer Clone Wars, Rebels, Rogue One/Andor, anything about Jon Antilles, anything about Hevy & the Domino Squad, anything Ahsoka Tano, Mandalorian culture (including Din & Grogu content!), and Mando'a as a language.

My main ships are: Cody/Obi-Wan, Kallus/Zeb, Hevy/anyone (consensual), Finn/Poe or Finn/Poe/Rey, blackkat rarepairs (mainly Jon Antilles/anyone), Jon Antilles & Fay (platonic), Waxer/Boil, Fives/Echo, Kanan/Hera, Quinlan/Fox(/Jon), Quinlan/Obi-Wan(/Cody), & Fox/Bail/Breha [also Clone OC ships!!] My favorite characters are: Hevy, Fox, Cody, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Leia, Poe, Fives, Luke, Jon Antilles, Fay (Legends)

(2) Batfam/DC: I can be picky and yet not? Basically, I just prefer no inner-Batfam fics of the boys because I truly view them as brothers. Jason is my boy forever & always. My favorite ships are Jason Todd/Roy Harper(/Kori), Dick Grayson/Wally West, Harley/Ivy, Tim Drake/Kon, Tim/Bernard, Tim/Kon/Bernard, and Wally/Artemis from Young Justice. I am pretty knowledgeable about comics, too, and I keep up with the current runs of: Poison Ivy, Gotham City Sirens, & Red Hood: The Hill. This is the fandom that I specifically am obsessed with found family in. – I love exploring Alfred being the boys’ Grandpa and Bruce’s complex dadhood!

Honorable mention here to Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd as a ship I love.

(3) DPxDC: I have been tentatively eyeing this crossover since last year's Pod-O-Ween but I was fully flung into it during the summer. It got me writing again! This fandom is so rich with potential regarding like... when you fling them into one another's timelines, meaning my ships go EVERYWHERE. Take one of my DC ships and put a character from Danny Phantom in it and you will probably find a ship I like. But I really love: Tim Drake/Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd(/Roy Harper), Steph Brown/(Cass/)Sam Manson, Cassandra Cain/Sam Manson, Jazz Fenton/Barbara Gordon. I've podficced some Danny/Dick, too!! Like I said, it really depends when you cross the timelines over. As always, I will EAT UP genfic for this fandom!! I REALLY love the "demon twins" AUs, which are Danny & Damian as twins (or Danny as one of the Damian clones). So, yes... I love this so much.

(4) A RARE ASK: I am super into both Dragon Age & Mass Effect. The former is much easier to find fandom for and there are a lot of fics with blanket permission statements. For Dragon Age, DA:O is my favorite (especially Alistair) or any sort of Hawke!centric fics. But in April 2024 I became re-obsessed with Mass Effect & it has continued. My rare ask is for Mass Effect fics - specifically Shep/Garrus or Shep/Liara (or them as a triad). Or gen fic!! But I feel like I am on an island here lol

Other fandoms I like but are not on my "fandoms I prefer to receive this year for a main gift" list are in the linked old letters, if anyone is looking for treat ideas!

Things I Like, Regardless of Fandom:

THEMES: trans/nonbinary characters (extra points for neopronouns); gender exploration in general; found family (genfic or otherwise); angst with a happy ending; polyamory; good asexual or aromantic representation; genfic

TROPES: fix-it fics!! extra points for time travel or time loops in fix its; fake dating/marriage; mutual pining; soulmates (AU or just clearly soulmates); crack treated seriously; rivals-to-friends/lovers; oops only one bed; secret identities; CROSSOVERS!

AUs: soulmates soulmates soulmates; regency era (or any different era); modern AU; crossovers, provided i know the other fandom or the fic doesn’t require knowledge of the other fandom!; college/sport AU; fantasy/fae AUs

Star Wars AUs/Tropes (yes they need their own categories): force sensitive clones; Jon Antilles lives; [insert clone here] lives; Anakin doesn’t fall; Palpatine dies; Domino Squad Lives; "no Order-66"/"Order-66 happens differently"; force sensitive Leia; modern AUs; trans clones

PODFIC SPECIFIC: anything epistolary (texting/chat fics especially but letters and such are also fun to explore); including music / SFX if you’re comfortable; including bloopers if you have them/are comfortable exposing them

RATINGS: Contrary to popular belief I do not hate explicit fics so really any rating but I generally prefer G-M because I can be picky about what explicit content I’m absorbing.

Do Not Wants (triggers, squicks, please no):

major archive warnings (major character death is okay so long as it’s temporary and resolved or implied/referenced)

I really don’t like pregnancy, which includes MPREG (I like omegaverse dynamics minus that aspect) - kidfic is cool I just don’t want pregnancy as a theme & especially not graphic depictions of pregnancy or childbirth

suicide/self-harm “on screen” (mentions of past suicidal ideation/self harm are fine if not a flashback/graphic)

non-/dub-con or any depictions of rape (once again, recovery is okay if done well)

adult/minor relationships or relationships with unaddressed/starkly imbalanced power dynamics

any sort of poorly depicted mental health tropes (no BPD or other personality disorder bashing, no institutionalization, no “split personality” as a trope) - i really like explorations of PTSD/trauma but it has to be handled with fidelity and gentleness

I have a random trigger about cockroaches

as a note: I do not like slave!fic but acknowledge that the situation of the clones is, at it’s core, a form of slavery. so while i ask for slave!fic AUs to be fully avoided, I do appreciate fics that tackle that aspect of the Clone Wars series with tact, fidelity, and honesty.

Authors with BP that I love, as a starting point:

Flowerparrish, trixree, wanderingjedihistorian, hoebiwan, blackkat, cac0daemonia, elismor_aswell, SunsetsOverLA, friendoftheJabberwock, ziazippy5379, Rivulet027

Offering the following fandoms & ships:

Anything I listed above with any of the caveats! This would get really long if I repeated those again. THAT BEING SAID: I will create content for those fandoms even if it’s not one of my listed ships.

However I will not create podfic for the following ships: STAR WARS: Rey/Kylo, Leia/Luke, Rex/Ahsoka, Cody/Rex, any Master/Padawan relationship, or Palpatine/Anakin. BATFAM: inner!Batboys as mentioned, Joker/Harley, Bruce/any of the kids (including Dick, yes)

Other fandoms I will create content for:

(1) Ted Lasso: Roy/Keeley/Jamie, Ted/Trent, Roy/Keeley, and Jamie/Dani. Ted & Rebecca as platonic soulmates/besties in general. (2) The Locked Tomb: Gideon/Harrow, Cam & Pal, Gideon & Cam. + I really like fics where one or both of them are trans/nonbinary. Nona is my favorite character. Modern AUs. (3) ATLA: Zuko/Sokka, found family, gen fic. (4) All for the Game: Jean/Jeremy, Andrew/Neil, Renee/Allison, Andrew/Neil/Kevin. Gen fics around the Foxes or Trojans, too! (5) Marvel/MCU: Steve/Bucky, Clint/Bucky, Kate Bishop/America Chavez, and Spideypool (as long as they’re both adults). (6) Stranger Things: Steve & Robin, Steve/Eddie, Robin/Chrissy, Chrissy & Eddie, Chrissy/Eddie

[luucypevensie]

We talked about my thoughts on this crossover, so: how about some of your musings about Ivy, Iris, Thea, and Augusta?

Hope you’re doing well, my love!! 💚

Aw, this is so sweet! Thank you for sending this Fae! I’m tagging @dancingsunflowers-ocs and @ginger-grimm because Ik how much they love our girls

It is absolutely canon that Thea and Ivy write songs together; Ivy is one of the few people Thea trusts with her songs and vice versa

Ivy and Augusta? TERRIFYING TOGETHER! Everyone is legit scared of their friendship because they don’t know what the two of them are plotting

I can see Ivy asking Iris to provide some keyboard background whenever she’s working out the tune to one of her songs

Hell hath no fury like a woman scored, and let me just say that Ivy and Iris are very terrifying together as well (Finn feared for his life when the two of them were making snide comments that only he could hear about himself after Thea told them about his hookup with Quinn)

Ivy knows that Augusta and Thea are both classic literature snobs, so whenever she finds a book she knows they haven’t read yet, she either tells them the title so they can go get it themselves or buys it as a sweet gesture to them

Augusta rarely smokes (she mostly does it for the shock value around her parents), but she always makes sure that she never does around Ivy because she knows how much she values her voice

Thea took Ivy horseback riding once, and it was the only time because Ivy is NOT a horseback rider

Iris loves to ask Ivy about certain Hawaiian words and what they mean because she thinks the language sounds so beautiful and free

I also like to think that whenever the trio are performing somewhere and Ivy’s there for support, they pull her up on stage with them so she and Thea can duet a song together (can you imagine them singing Bejeweled together? ICONIC)

Also, the girls reading Sam the riot act when he and Ivy get together. Never had Sam been more terrified in his life of those three together, especially Thea because she’s normally the one who’s sweet to everyone

[rose-of-oz]

We’ve already talked about Laurens and Lizzie, so let’s talk about Ivy, Thea, Augusta, and Iris!!

Ahhhhh, I am in love with this crossover idea already!! Here’s some headcanons for it:

Okay, I just know that Ivy would be a protective friend over Thea - she knows that Thea’s a tough cookie ultimately and that she can protect herself, but she also knows that Thea’s an absolute sweetheart who opens herself up to be hurt a lot and she wants to prevent that from happening if she can.

Ivy might not be part of the girls’ band, but she is definitely their biggest supporter; she goes to every one of their shows she can get to, will definitely provide more background vocals for a performance if it’s needed, and will always be willing to collab with Thea on writing some songs for the band if the other girl wants.

She is also Iris and Augusta’s biggest shipper! She thinks they’re absolutely perfect for each other and, even if she does sometimes tease them about being lovey-dovey sometimes (which they definitely reciprocate once she and Sam get together), she will also gladly provide opinions on date outfits if either girl needs it and vehemently defend them if someone wants to make rude comments about their relationship.

I can definitely see Iris getting some records of musical soundtracks to play on her record player for when Ivy comes over! The two of them would have so much fun jamming out to the Chicago or Anything Goes soundtracks during sleepovers or if they’re just chilling in Iris’s room doing homework together.

Speaking of Iris and musicals, I think Ivy would definitely get her the Hair soundtrack on vinyl as a gift, both as a gentle tease about Iris’s hippy style and because Ivy genuinely thinks she’ll like the music.

I just know that Ivy and Augusta would be the joint queens of giving tongue-lashings to people who are being dicks, even beating out Santana for the crown. Everyone in Lima, adults included, fears pissing these girls off separately, but even more if they decide to gang up on someone because they will show no mercy.

Ivy would probably be nervous to tell Thea about the crush she had on Finn in middle school, even though it only lasted for about a week, when she sees how in love with that boy Thea is, but I don’t think Thea would be mad at her at all and they might even make little jokes about it from time to time.

Despite how different all their musical tastes are, I can definitely picture all of our girls performing some amazing duets! Ivy would definitely come to love country music through doing a few numbers with Thea, and would definitely be willing to croon some seventies hits with Iris. Her voice isn’t exactly made for rock music, but she would still be more than willing to sing backup for Augusta whenever she wants.

let’s talk crossovers for our ocs!!

[commander-hanji-zoe]

What would the vets name their boy/girl when they would have kids?

This took me far longer to write than it should have done... Apologies if it's a bit rubbish, I went for more ideas on the types of names they'd like, along with a brief suggestion for most. Would be interested to hear others take on this ^_^

Erwin would give his child a strong, Germanic name – something that would make his father proud even though he won’t say that out loud. Regardless of gender, Erwin would want his child to have a name that means something and that when said aloud elicits certain imagery. Perhaps a shorter name, but one that sounds bright and hopeful, not just strong and commanding. A few thoughts are Jürgen, Klaus, Ilse, Emma.  

Levi would name his child after family, if it’s a girl they’d be named Kuchel. A boy would have the middle name Kenny, but more likely for the first name to be after a friend or one of the Scouts that died fighting beside him. Isabel and Furlan are high contenders.

Hanji – they’d probably give their kid one of the names they’d given to a titan. Or name them after a medicinal plant, a planet or star. Perhaps some names would be Yarrow, Holly, Hazel, Jupiter, Sirius or Andromeda.

Nanaba – Is fond of traditional girls names, something pretty and that reminds her of spring like Rose, Lily, Primrose, Azalea.

Mike – He’s incredibly fond of old names that remind him of folk law and ancient stories, perhaps names that are linked somehow to earth and nature. Potential names would be Rowan, Niamh, Penelope, Finn and Phoenix.

Moblit -Maybe he’d name his kid after Hanji? But probably not, I think Moblit would think about it long and hard and need a lot of input from his partner. I don’t necessarily think he has a specific idea like some of the others do, it isn’t something that’s kept him awake at night or that he’s dreamt of. But I think he’d be fond of slightly more popular names. He wouldn’t want his child or children to be bullied so would want to avoid some of the more complex names. He loves names like Jack, George, Zoe (this also reminds him of Hanji) and Sally.

Petra – Petra would love names which are a blend of traditional meets slightly more quirky or unique takes. Perhaps a double barrelled first name or giving their child several middle names so they can choose which name they want to go by. Ivy-Rose is something she loves the sound of and Archie-James.

Oluo – Definitely would want to name his child partly after himself, not necessarily Oluo junior, but I think he’d want either his name or heritage to be reflected in the name. It sounds obvious too but maybe they’d be a reference to Levi as a middle name, not that he’d want anyone apart from his partner to know this. The sentimental part of Oluo may want to include Petra’s name somewhere.

Gunther – Gunther would want to name his child or children after relatives who were very important to him, perhaps parents or grandparents. But of course, this would only be with the consent and agreement of his partner, in the end the name would be a mix of both their heritage. A few names he’d be fond of include Ulla, Stefan, Hans and Evelyn.

Eld – Possibly the least concerned about the name of their child. It’s not that they don’t care because they absolutely do and they’d love for their child to have a beautiful name, a strong name, a name they could be proud of. But also they are more concerned that their child is happy and healthy, they are simply so excited to be having a child that the name hasn’t really crossed their mind. So they’re happy to allow their partner to make the decision or come up with suggestions and ask his input.

[ilyrhyme]

chicken girls s10 opinions! (since the final episode came out today)

this season was honestly ROUGH with many different details that made it better and worse in some ways?

season 10a (episodes 1-10):

• the beginning of season 10a was such a slow beginning! getting through the first few episodes was such a bore and i would often skip weeks of watching😭

• i love brat for trying out the parallel between the second gen (s7-9) and third gen (s10) plot lines but i hated it! I’m sorry!!! it was kind of messy and pointless to say the least

• ivy is a boring protagonist and that’s that. after having iconic characters like rhyme and harmony as our leads, ivy didn’t have the spark that they did? she got severely better in 10b (will go in depth later) but she was such a bitch all of 10a!

• kara and ivys beef was honestly funny to watch. im somewhat of a kara stan so to see their beef that was REASONABLE was entertaining and one of the saving graces of 10

• you could tell the writers were bored out of their minds making this season! half of the plot points were either dropped mid season or not even fully developed!!

• bailey and her brother were kind of annoying im sorry. she felt like a sport version of leyla that was whiny literally the WHOLE season. this isn’t the actors fault at all, it’s simply THE WRITERS FAULT

• jj was a chill character. i liked her and she made sense. her home plot line was really sad and bailey had her best moment in the whole season by helping jj which i enjoyed. jj and bailey are one of my fav ships this season btw, they were cute and i enjoyed watching them! (sorry reading this back, this sentence made no sense😭)

• the gen 2 chicken girls were so boring in 10a. i feel like the writers just wanted to keep them in so ppl would still watch for one reason or another. in result of this, they got the dumbest plot lines in the show. I MEAN WHAT WAS THE TEST PLOTLINE W SIMONE AND PETRA?! my girl simone went through sm in 10b tho which ill go in depth on later obvi

• why did poppy do a full personality 360 from forever team? made no sense whatsoever!

• LOVE LOVE LOVE that we brought the dance team back!? it was random but i loved the og plot w the dance team and all that

• petra was a bitch in 10a and i loved her sm😆 she was a better written character than the 4 lead girls and idk why the writers did that but slay!

• kara x bailey, i was waiting the whole god damn season for and we didn’t get it😭

• the best character award goes to finn! he wasn’t annoying and remained my favorite character the whole season. some of y’all bout to hate but he was the best male character chicken girls has SEEN. he was such a better love interest that both walker and tk

• ivy and finn were cute ig? idk they got a build up which i liked but it was also out of nowhere

• i hate theo sm what😭 he was attractive but like he as a total bitch to BOTH petra and ivy! he wasn’t a one dimensional character but wasn’t two dimensional either? (iykyk)

• 10a was messy and i didn’t like most of it sorry😭 BUT 10B WAS SO MUCH BETTER I PROMISE

10b (episodes 11-20)

• UGH WHAT AN UPGRADE THIS WAS!! the second half of the season took like 3 months to come out BUT THE WRITERS NEEDED IT!

• finn, kara and jj were such a trio this second half and i LIVED for it! they were so supportive towards each other

• bailey tempering with more stuff she shouldn’t be dealing with YET AGAIN!! she didn’t need to do that whole thing for ben and set him up w a girl that was literally sapphic and liked her😭

• ivy tryna kiss petras man? kinda bitchy but it was fun to watch more in 10b than 10a? ivy and theo were also kinda cute ngl and they had chemistry

• SIMONE AND CLAIRE WERE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS.

• bailey got better FINALLY. getting her OWN plot line without having to temper with other peoples? YES YES YES. and it was abt trust issues too. ugh so real girl

• petra was so real all of 10b and also deserved SO MUCH BETTER OMG. i felt so bad for her the whole second half

• the whole football, dance crossover bailey thing was kind of a smart move on the directors part? idk it was kinda boring but also gave bailey MORE DEPTH WHICH SHE NEEDED!

• kara for more screen time!!

• kara and ivy had that really cute moment where they forgave each other and ended the rivalry. absolutely loved that

• ivys eating disorder was so important and a great plot point. i love that she was able to open up to the team! my only criticism was that (again, like most of the season) came out of nowhere!

• i feel like they could’ve afforded a better set. you could even tell regionals wasn’t even real bc they didn’t even have a stage

• bailey and sage! i liked them ngl and i hope sage comes back

• why did ivy go back to finn? like she wanted theo the whole season and then went back to him?…I LOVED IT! again, gave the season a bit of spice towards the end which came back to me wanting more!

• the last two episodes were REMARKABLE! 10B WAS GOOD AS IT STARTED OUT BUT UGH GOT SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE THE NEW EP TODAY

• petra needs to come back. i miss her already :(

• i lowkey thought jj and finn were gonna happen but I GUESS NOT. no but i also feel like jj was hinted at as being sapphic. she said smth like "the upsides of being a lesbian are.." and idk if that was referring to bailey or not but i found that interesting

• the group dynamic wasnt there until the last three episodes which was like again, the writers fault but them getting the bracelets out of nowhere was so confusing

• THE LGBTQ SHIPS THIS SEASON (canon and non canon) WERE SO GOOD BYE- BAILEY WAS DEF A SHIPPABLE CHARACTER AND UGH I JUST LOVED IT. FINN MY TRANS BABY!!

• now finally, the gen 2 chicken girls and they're PLOTLINE THIS SEASON. 10a was pointless but 10b. wtf was going on! nothing was working out and simone deserved sm better. claire and bel were SUCH trashy friends. poppy wasn't even given a bracelet so idk why she thought she was a chicken girl?! the existence of leyla was also 100% wiped and it felt like everyone forgot her?? claire also got so mad at simone for giving the bracelets away when she and bel didn't even care about the group the whole season💀

final thoughts:

sorry this was like a 85% bashing on the new season but chicken girls has gotten such a downgrade over time. the fans honestly deserve better if any of them are even still watching lmao. i think we are getting a season 11 bc of the cliffhanger as well as corrine joy (simone) posting a tiktok of them filming. if we do get a season 11, ill probably tune in and give my opinions but that's all for now. i would say to the chicken girls fans and anyone else to give this season a watch in your free time. it isn't terrible but it isn't the best we've ever seen from chicken girls *ahem seasons 3 and 7*. anyways, yeah it is worth somewhat of a watch. the start of the season compared to the ending is astronomical on how much of a change it was. ok bye now haha

[luukka]

It hurt asf but since Tumblr decided to erased it I'll do it again, here's a stupid list of couple and ships from movies and series in which I can see Jim and Ivy and/or inspired myself without realizing in a not specific order :

Lady Marian and Robin Hood - Robin Hood

Ah yes a lady and her pure-hearted hooligan as we love it. No but seriously, their sweet childhood love that never failed through the years is so adorable. She's gentle and courageous, he's adventurous and loyal, what a combination ! Really, they inspired Jivy's relation a lot ❤

Finn and Flame Princess - Adventure Time

Ok hear me out. I've seen only four seasons but I love them. My cuties. That's it. That's all. Also this gif makes me understand that they stayed together for a long time and that makes me happy 😘

Nausicaa and Asbel - Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Now I know they are not a couple but their interaction is aaaaaah I love it ! The respect and trust they grow toward each other makes my heart beat fast ❤ and that's exactly what I want for Ivy and Jim !

Pazu and Sheeta - Castle in the Sky

The ship I'll never have because they are too young and I respect that (Miyazaki never fails us) No one talks enough about them. Like really, they are. So. Adorable. At no moment did they break each other's trust and were even ready to die together. AT. TWELVE. YEARS OLD. There is no way I couldn't inspire myself from them 🙄💖

Rox (Tod) and Vixie - The Hound and the Fox

Picture ref is pinterest as you could guess but I haven't the exact source

ok so you can't see them much in the movie but I don't know their cuteness is a marshmallow to me. Also I love how Vixie has fun with Rox's flirt, I think Ivy would play with Jim too lol

Marshall and Lily - How I Met Your Mother

There's no way I couldn't inspire myself from Marshmallow and Lilypad. Love at first sight + soulmate trope ? YAS BITCH 💅🏿 I thougt of Chandler and Monica but they're not quite as close to Jivy as Marshall and Lily

Tarzan and Jane Porter - Tarzan

The sweet awkward and passionate woman and the curious unfeared man. The "he fell first she fell harder". Their dynamic is pretty much what I imagine how Jim and Ivy relationship starter was (maybe reversed tho because she fell in love first ?) they are so cute ❤

Odysseus and Pénélope - The Odyssey

Now I don't have an image but here is a Wolfythewitch art that I found very pretty !

20 YEARS. TEN TIMES TWO WINTERS APART. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT IS. I'M TWENTY TWO, IT'S LONG AS FUCK. And they were still in love. They still wait for each other. They never fell out of love. I'm gonna cry... (every time I listen to Epic I just can't help but imagine Jim sings his lungs out lol also Kate is Circe, Amelia is Athena, Zeus is one of Ivy father I see EVERYTHING)

Phœbe and Mike - Friends

I love how Mike just loves his wife weirdness and the idea of Jim having a link with Paul Rudd (they don't age lmaooo) plus I noticed that both ship has kinda the same background but Phœbe and Jim have a similar path and Ivy and Mike have also a similar path xDD

Stiles and Lydia - Teen Wolf

I could not (again) not put them here. I had the idea of Ivy when I could still watch it on netflix FR 🥲 two smartasses with one trying to hide it and the other being stupid about it clearly helped hahaha

[endlessfebrvary]

This wasn't supposed to be happening. Jesse had tried to avoid this altogether, had wanted to go his entire life without ever having to have this fucking conversation. But of course it wasn't going to be that easy, he'd been a fool for ever believing he stood a chance. The part that really stumped him was the why now of it all. If Finn had even a shred of an idea that he was the other father where Ivy and Juniper were concerned, then why did he let it go for so many years? "Yeah, that's exactly what I thought," Jesse confirmed bluntly. What point was there to lie now? Where would that get either of them?

"I had so much going on at the time, one fucking revelation after the next. And it was heavy, Finn, in ways you can't possibly understand. It didn't matter how much I loved you, I had to focus on not losing my absolute shit so I could be there for the girls. Just getting through the days--" Jesse cut himself off, the emotion too thick in his throat to continue that particular train of thought verbally. He took a breath, then another, in a vain attempt to calm himself down. "I shut everybody out and needed to do it by myself. I was ashamed of myself... It wasn't fair to you, I won't pretend otherwise, but it felt right at the time. The longer I went without telling you, the more impossible it felt. 'Hey, best friend, you know these toddlers you've watched grow up? They're yours!' Come the fuck on. It wasn't ever going to come out properly." Of course the emotions were running high for both of them, and that meant neither one took notice of the other's love confession.

"I'm so fucking sorry for depriving you... What can I do to make it right?"

It was hard not to push. Not to demand Jesse answer him. Not to yell, to fight, to scream. It wasn't like he and Jesse had never scrapped before. Yet this was too big. Too heavy. Brown eyes studied the other's movements, how his hands shaked. Surprisingly he even waited for the man to finish his thoughts before speaking up. "You thought that I would have up and left if you told me?" he asked seemingly needing clarification. He crossed his arms over his chest, nostrils flaring.

"Maybe I'd understand for the first couple of months, right? But it's been fucking years. Years. I haven't gone anywhere and you just....I'm sick of fucking playing pretend, Jesse." he huffed, turning away for a moment as he tried to calm himself, his heart feeling as though it was going to jump out of his chest. "I haven't just hung around because I'm such a good fucking friend, and you know that. Unless you're a fucking idjit, which maybe you are." the Irishman huffed, ignoring the way tears were starting to form in his eyes.

[rere-the-writer]

hello, can you do poly!mikaelsons x catwoman!reader hcs please? + appearances of bruce and hope

I love Catwoman goddammit like she was my first female crush.

Warnings: Fluff, Protective!Bruce, Protective!Mikaelsons, Reader being sassy

The siblings moved to Gotham after a rough break up with Hayley and Hope chose to stay with her dad

Co-parenting with Hayley as every summer Hope goes to stay with Hayley before returning home

Hope going to the best school in Gotham and surprisingly becomes Damien's best friend

You meet Hope first, saving her and Damien from Joker's goons when they kidnapped the class on a school trip

"Such naughty boys. Someone should teach you some lessons."

You may be a theft but you still had morals and not harming children was one of them

You and Bruce use to be a thing and the boys thought of you as their mother....their very cat like mother

Hope tells her family what happened and you become her hero, like she is buying all of the Catwoman things

Elijah and Finn are looking into this Catwoman as the family wants to thank you for saving Hope

They catch you trying to steal from a high in jewelry store and just as you lifted up the diamond necklace the Batman shows up

"Awww has my big bad bat miss me?" "Put it back, Catwoman."

Them finally meeting you at a Christmas gala that Damien invited Hope to meet you

You were gorgeous, they couldn't stop staring as Damien had Hope meet you

"This is my ummi, Y/N." "Oh you marry to Mr. Wayne?" Cue the siblings getting jealous

"Oh no, me and the big bear are you longer a thing." You tell Hope lauging

You take a liking to Hope as she comes over to your place with Damien

Both Hope and Damien set you up with her family as they noticed how flirty you are with the siblings during the gala

"She steals things and you are asking if she'll be in a Poly relationship?" "Yes Mr. Wayne?" "Of course Hope."

You flushering both Elijah and Klaus as both aren't used to a woman being blunt with them

Kol and Rebekah flirt back just as hard while you take a much softer note with Finn

They are used to your playful flirting with Bruce since he is the only one you flirt with

"Baby, where did you get half of these things?" "Oh my sweet sweet Eli, you don't won to know."

Hayley is jealous when she comes to visit seeing Hope sitting talking to you as you braid her hair

You threatening Ivy and Harley to back off your lovers when they come over for a girl's night out

Elijah getting flustered when both women hit on him when he comes in to check on you

"Where did you find this hot piece of ass?" "Harley! Don't smack Elijah's ass."

Oddly you cut back on stealing as your lovers make you want to do better

"You feeling good ma?" "Yeah jaybird."

You worrying the Bat boys when you haven't tried stealing in awhile but learn you are dating and they put two and two together

The boys being overly protective while Damien rolls his eyes as he is already used to your lovers

Coming home to finding Jason and Elijah discussing literature, Dick wrestling Kol, Finn and Tim playing chess as Hope and Damien listening to Rebekah telling them stories

You cracking open at lest four bottles of wine when the boys began to come over more

You using the whip in the bedroom? Yes ma'am as your lovers had gotten so submissive so fast

Klaus enjoys painting you at night as he say you look breath taking in the moonlight

Elijah finding you trying to sneak back into bed when you get the urge to steal something or move Bruce's stuff around

Them worry about you when Bruce comes asking for your help as Batman

Rebekah joining you for your girls nights with Harley and Ivy and getting along beautifully with the women

"Sweetheart where dose this Joker live?" Cue you and Rebekah being stop from beating the shit out of the Joker by Batman

Bruce having to stop Elijah from killing the Joker after learning what the clown did to Jason

Okay Bruce having to stop the siblings every weekend from killing the Joker

You got annoyed with the Riddler so you brought Elijah with you to your next meeting then watched as Elijah pointed out the flaws of the riddles as the Riddler looked like he was going to cry

No wants to annoy you afterwards and the Riddler refuses to jobs with you

"Just how flexible are you love?" "Wanna find out Nik?"

"Baby, have you been teaching Hope how to pick a lock?" "Eli, every girl should know how to."

Bruce being threatened by Elijah and Klaus to make sure to keep you safe

Finn makes you something to eat when you come home late at night

You spoiling your lovers with gifts to which Kol makes jokes you stole them

[sweatandwoe]

Taste Test

“Ivy.” 

Her hand pauses on the handle, half-turned and hearing a soft click, free to leave now if she liked. “Yes?” 

The pen falls to the desk. “Come here then, if you’re going to be a brat about it.” 

Ivy turns on her heel, face warm. There is no step forward. Not yet, she isn’t sure yet.  “I’m not being a brat-”

“You are.” But he’s smiling, just a little one. His gaze sharpens, as it runs over her body. “But it’s to be expected,” he raises a hand and points to the spot on the desk beside him. “I have been neglecting you in this area.” 

Got a fresh smut fic for you all here, Silco x Ivy (A Helping Hand Reader), hot off the presses. Written for @x-amount-verbs love you babe <3

Pairing: Silco x Ivy Warnings: SMUT MDNI Length: 5.8k Tags: Established Relationship, Kink Neogitating, D/S Themes, Dom!Silco, Sub!Ivy, Spanking, Oral (M Recieving), Deepthroating, Dirtytalk, Silco using wordplay, Vaginal Fingering, P in V sex, Unprotected sex, silco being a good dom

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“You said you’d keep Thursdays clear for this.” 

The man doesn’t even look up from his paperwork. “I did. On the exception for work.”

She can’t hide her pout, as much as she tries to. The woman understands of course, what she agreed to, months ago now. 

The only problem with that agreement was that he had been too busy to make it for the past three Thursdays. Thursdays were meant for, in crude terms, playtime. 

It wasn’t a lack of sex that bothered her, regular casual sex was something that happened regularly still. It was this far more intimate time together, where he’d have her earn his praise over the course of a few hours. Tie her up and treat her like, well - his whore. 

It was intimate, to be held and put her trust so fully in him. To shut off her mind and simply be his. 

Being upset over the lack of it, was probably also due to the emotions still sitting heavy in her stomach. They didn’t talk about it, but he’d taken to kissing her goodbye each time she left. The past week, he’d held her hand, her ceramic one, while they were out doing the rounds. Told herself that he was only trying to ensure his property was working very well. 

She now had enough overnight clothes in his bedroom that it could probably fit her old wardrobe. 

“I just wish we could re-arrange it if it’s missed, at least.” 

His pen scratches are the answers she gets, and green eyes raise to look at him once more. Something bubbles in her stomach at how he just ignores her now. 

But now, she knows how to deal with him when he attempts this. Simply, she stands and heads to the door. 

“Ivy.” 

Her hand pauses on the handle, half-turned and hearing a soft click, free to leave now if she liked. “Yes?” 

The pen falls to the desk. “Come here then, if you’re going to be a brat about it.” 

Ivy turns on her heel, face warm. There is no step forward. Not yet, she isn’t sure yet.  “I’m not being a brat-”

“You are.” But he’s smiling, just a little one. His gaze sharpens, as it runs over her body. “But it’s to be expected,” he raises a hand and points to the spot on the desk beside him. “I have been neglecting you in this area.” 

There is no objection to that, and if it makes him sting, good. 

Or at least Ivy thinks that for a moment, before her stomach turns. Silco is tired and overworked, both of them are really. The last few weeks had been trying, with Finn’s new rise into his position as a Chembaron. They both needed to relax, to unwind. 

The best way to help that was the play, at least usually, but she wanted to treat him a little. And the playtime hadn’t started yet, not until Silco asked her properly. 

So when she reaches his desk, she takes her time to lean down. Meeting his gaze, before ducking her head to press soft lips to his cheek. His body tensed, before slumping at the sudden affection. 

She starts, taking his hand in her ceramic one. Face burning and guilt eating at her stomach, as she thought of how bratty she had been tonight. “I’m sorry for being so-”

“Don’t.” His fingers tighten around her synthetic ones, a sight she sees rather than feels. “We’ve both been busy.” He raises her hand to press his lips to the back of it. A surprisingly tender sight, that makes her chest tighten. 

She really needed to have a one-on-one with herself over those feelings before they burst out. In a probably embarrassing and far too dramatic fashion. 

Then again, he was smiling at her in a way that could almost be described as sweet. And well, he was still holding her hand. Her voice came after a quick clear of it. “Can I decide my punishment for being a brat?” 

His brow wrinkled, gazing up from her hand to her green eyes, trailing over her dark hair. “That wouldn’t be much of a punishment if I let you decide.” His tongue worked in his cheek before he released her hand. “That being said, you may offer suggestions.” 

“You spank me-”

“That was in my plans, sweet.” 

“-Five times.” Satisfaction grows as he frowns at that implication. “And afterwards, I’ll get on my knees.”

There’s a hum as he considers that offer, raising a hand to press his fingers against his cheek, leaning his head into it. “Ten spanks. And what would you do on your knees?” 

The extra spanks can be dealt with. “Open my mouth.” 

The flame of the red eye infects the blue. Startlingly hot orbs, he gazes over her. “You want me to fuck your throat?” 

God, him saying it out loud, she could feel her thighs already pressing together. Something his gaze flickers down in notice before looking back into her face. A nod then, unable to form the words she knows he wants to hear. 

The hand not holding hers, reaches out, curling around her thigh. Fingers moved slowly, rubbing against the fabric of her pants. “I need a verbal answer, Ivy.” A pause, before he leans forward, both hands curling around the back of her thighs. “Do you want to be spanked and have your throat fucked?”

A swallow. Fuck, it was so nice to hear him say it. “Yes.” 

“And if your mouth is full, how do you tell me to stop?” 

“I pinch your thigh.” It’s almost embarrassing, how easily she can recite the terms he lays out each time. 

But he turns her, directing her forward toward the desk. Standing as she lowers herself, a hand splaying against her back. “That’s my good girl.” 

There’s a whine at the praise, unable to hold back from it before he delivers a sharp smack to her still covered, right cheek.  

Fingers rub over the spot, before curling against the hem of her pants. Dragging them down, she feels his lips against the stinging skin. A peck, before his chin rests against her lower back, fingers kneading the soft skin of her ass. “Count them out, Ivy. And remember your manners.” 

“One.” A pause, to swallow her desire. “Thank you, sir.” 

He answers her by standing back up and giving her another swat. One on her left cheek this time. Followed by two more, waiting until she counts and thanks him each time. The next one hits sharply at her right cheek, lower than the others, at where her ass meets her thigh. It stings, even as he rubs a finger over it. 

The next two are even harder, meant to make her squeal against the desk, to have her legs tremble. It’s harder to keep quiet, as she does her best to count. To mind her manners like he had asked. 

To be a good girl for him. Janna, she wants to be so good for him. To earn that wonderful praise, to earn the way he’ll make her cum hard enough to see stars later.

The next one is a hard smack, that leaves her gasping and eyes stinging. What’s worse is how his hand presses against it. “Did that one hurt, my dear? Your skin is so warm here.” 

The answer comes out as a near sob. “Yes.”

“Do I need to stop?” 

A tremble then against the desk. Her cunt soaking should be answer enough for him, but it’s like he’s pretending that he can’t see it. “No. Please, keep going.” 

His fingers rub over the warm spot. “Anything else to say?” 

A flush, turning her head to meet his gaze. His eyes are still hot, almost wild. “Thank you, sir. That was nine.” 

She can hear the smirk in his voice, carrying over her, as he draws his hand slowly, letting his nails drag along her skin. “Good girl.”

The final smack comes next, and she’s left gasping, legs trembling. It was lighter, but the sensation of so many has her trying to find her footing. Not that Silco gives her a break, tugging down her pants further, having her step out of them. “Kick off your shoes.” She does, earning praise in the form of a kiss on her shoulder. 

He tucks his arm around her waist as he steps away, dragging her back up with him. Her shirt is next to come off. 

On Thursdays, she knew better than to wear a bra or panties, unless he specifically bought her some for the occasion. Silco had never learned patience in these matters, having a tendency to tear or rip clothing away during their playtime. Once, he had even used a knife to cut the band of her panties, dragging the flat edge of the blade along her skin with care and skill. 

It would be something to ask later, she always told herself, as she was reminded of that blade. 

There’s a kiss, harsh, a hand digging into her dark hair. Crushing her body against him, as he dominated her mouth. A whimper when he parts, gets him to kiss her again, eyes blazing at the noise. 

“Silco,” the woman whispers, as he pulls away. But he doesn’t meet her for a kiss again, his hands moving to her shoulders. The gentle pressure he applies is all it takes to get her on her knees. 

She raises her hands to unbutton him when she could hear it. Footsteps. Not that it matters, the door was locked, no one could-

The handle turns, and she presses her back to the desk drawers at the noise on instinct, hiding behind them.

The click of the handle when she had turned it. She had unlocked the fucking door. 

Silco turns, caught off guard as the door opens. And though she can’t see who it is, she has a good guess of who it was based on his scowl. “Whatever do I owe the pleasure, Finn?” 

He sits down, nudging her with his foot, towards the space under his desk. She takes the hint, quickly sliding her naked body underneath as silently as she could. Her legs curled under her, and trying not to hiss from how much her ass hurt, she did her best to settle there.  

Her clothes are nudged next, and she uses them under her knees as some sort of cushioning. For however long she’ll be stuck under here. Hopefully not too long. 

“Silco.” The name is said with open displeasure, with a slight lisp. “You’ve been ignoring my messages.”

“I have other matters to attend to than just your messages, Finn.” His chair tucks in, just enough that she can still see his face. His knees in front of her, legs spread. 

She can see the bulge in his pants, and her mouth begins to salivate. 

God, this was going to be torture. 

“Like what? Paperwork?” 

His hand comes down, to rest on his thigh. Her eyes are drawn to it, watching how his fingers tap against it. The way his thumb curls, into his palm at Finn’s words. “This paperwork, Finn, is something necessary. Perhaps you could get a dose of maturity to understand that, as you are now in a leadership position.” 

The tone scratches at her belly, cold instead of heat. Actual annoyance, that has her fingers, the flesh ones, sliding over his thigh until they touch his hand. Gently taking it, she can feel him relax, if only slightly while the other man is in the room.

“I came here to discuss territory. What is mine by right.” 

Ivy can see his grimace and lifts his hand. Pressing kisses to the back of it, his tone changes slightly. Rougher but not as angry. “You have yet to have proven what is yours by right.” A small pause, before his lips twitch upwards. “You seem to have trouble understanding the consequences of your actions.”

The word goes straight to her cunt. The bastard. 

She takes a finger and grazes her lips over it. In imitation of something else. Whatever Finn said next was lost, as his movement is immediate. Thumb hooking into her mouth and her teeth react on instinct. Just barely sinking into the flesh. 

The scratch of her teeth barely earns her a twitch of his lips. Not even a slight emote beyond that, he simply rests his thumb in her mouth. His other hand raises almost casually to touch his chin, dragging along it in a familiar gesture. 

“Shouldn’t you know better than to bite my hand, Finn? After all of these wonderful scraps, I’ve been feeding you.” His thumb presses upwards, dragging along the edge of her teeth. Enough force in the action to have her pause. “I could make it harder for you.” 

Very slowly, she held her mouth further open. Her eyes widened as she felt his thumb run over her front teeth, slowly as though inspecting each tooth, until he moved upwards to drag it over her upper lip. Tracing her open mouth with an almost thoughtful, slow touch. 

Whatever Finn said was going missed, gone to focus on what he was doing. Each action is meticulous, each word holding a double meaning. 

She hates how much his words have such control over her, even when they aren’t directly to her. Loathes how she sucks the next time he slides his thumb into her mouth, tongue licking at the pad of it.

Almost in apology. 

“If you want to get a reward from me, Finn. You’re going to have to try harder than that. The basics won’t cover it.” The thumb is gone, hand moving back to trace over the edge of his waistband. Tucking his chair in a little more, further obstructing the view of the other chembaron.  “Sit down, Finn. We’ll discuss until the matter is taken care of.” 

His fingers brush over the golden buttons. Green eyes widen, flicking between the edge of the chin she can only just see now, and then back to his hand. It moves, going over to the top corner, and unclasping it with enough quiet to barely make a sound. 

It’s gone then, coming to rest on the desk along with the other. Briefly, Finn’s voice can be heard, but she’s not focusing on it enough to make it more than his annoyed, chipped tone. 

It’s unfair that Silco knows her so well; that he knows the perfect way to tempt her. How easily he opens a locked door as though he’d always had the key, unlocking her inner wants. 

Shame coils with the heat in her stomach, as she leans forward. Hands, organic and synthetic, rest on his knees. Thumbs brush over the joint slowly, a little more awkwardly with her ceramic hand vs her tried and true, but there is no hint that he’s disappointed. Silco always seemed to actually approve more when she’d use the hand he gifted her. 

Probably some possession kink she was a part of. Not that she would complain if she was. 

She was practically his already. 

Using her left hand, she draws a finger over the seam of his pants. Slowly, enough to have his legs shift. A small smile at that, fingers ghosting over the buttons, as she takes her time to undo them with one hand, listening closely. 

“You’ve almost reached your target.” Silco’s voice was smooth, with no hint of a reaction as her fingers started to work over his suit. 

“You keep raising the target, making it harder and harder to reach.” Finn’s voice is a whine. Barely a distraction in her efforts. 

“Because you are doing it wrong, Finn. My targets are easy to reach if you use the right tilt of your hand.” 

The amused curl to his words did not go past her, but Ivy’s glad he wasn’t able to see the eye roll she gave. She understood, finishing undoing the buttons. Pulling down the flap, and then gently running a finger over his cock. 

To her surprise he’s half-hard, twitching under her touch. His arms shift above her, stretching out slightly. Commenting something about taking the project in hand, that has her drawing his dick out of his pants. 

It’s red at the tip, but not leaking. Another twitch as she curls her hand around it. Taking the project in hand, she could do that. And then she could do more, as she began to flick her wrist slowly; twisting and curling. 

Enough to have one of his arms fall to his side, staying still for a moment, before the hand slowly made its way under the desk, fingers spread, Ivy leaned into his touch when it was offered. Fingers spread over her face, while his thumb went back to tracing over her lips, before following the curve of her cheekbone. A soft sigh rose out of her throat before cutting it off, her heart racing. 

Fuck. Shit. 

The thumb presses against the apple of her cheek, hard enough to start to squeeze her face a little. 

Janna, she wanted more. It sent heat down to her core, but if it was shame or lust, well, it didn’t matter at the moment to dissect it. Only to let him drag her head in front of his dick, letting go of her face to raise into her hair. Toying, not grabbing, not yet anyway. 

Ivy isn’t stupid, knowing to twist her hand a little faster. Pump him a little more, to have his legs shift in reaction. 

She knows what he likes. 

“I wonder how long you’re going to last with that attitude, Finn. You know that jaw could have so much better uses than to filter out your noise.” 

Now his fingers curl, wrapping locks of hair between them so he can pull her forward. Mouth meeting the underside of his cock, holding her there for a moment to drag her lips against the length of him. Letting her taste his pulse, felt even here, as he set a rhythm for her lips. 

Her fingers uncurl, and his follow suit. Moving to tuck a piece of hair carefully behind her ear, tracing the shell of it with his index finger. Her lips part, moving forward to drag the flat of her tongue over him. 

Finn was saying something. It didn’t matter, her focus was on the man before her. His voice comes in clearly, while her mouth works him. “Are you sure about that? Willing to take all that responsibility?” She drags her tongue up and down quickly, and he gives a dry chuckle, barely a laugh. “Go ahead then. Take it.” 

The words are directed at her as much as they are at Finn. A kiss to the tip first, gentle and soft that has him twitch beneath her. Then another, and another before her lips part, unable to even find her own thoughts against this very bad idea. An idea she should’ve hated, but-

He’s warm in her mouth, already stretching her jaw as she takes the thick head between her lips. Trying to keep her seal tight, to attempt to keep quiet. An experimental bob, one that takes him to the back of her mouth. 

“Don’t be too over eager, Finn. You might choke if you’re not careful.” 

Her eyes roll before she continues at her pace. Slow and steady. Listening carefully to his words for direction. 

Has her moving her mouth to press open kisses against his shaft. Give him kitten licks to the tip. Running the tip of her tongue along his sack, while her hand jerks him. 

The soft movement of his hand encouraged her each time. Silent praise that sits heavily in her core until Ivy is sure she’s dripping onto her thighs. 

He’s back in her mouth, after what must’ve been half an hour of her following his direction, always letting up whenever he was about to cum. Drawing her mouth away from him sometimes even, to force her to watch, paying attention to his words, as his cock leaked pre-cum openly. 

The hand tightens when she takes him a little bit deeper. Relaxing her throat, she lets him hit the back of it. Drawing a little further, she’s getting better at taking him-

And then the bastard leans forward, dragging her head with him. Caught off guard, she chokes and gags. A sound he covers up with a cough, prepared for the moment. Her eyes sting tears quickly forming. 

He’s not letting go. Silco holds her in place, until she feels the soft little thrusts, so small she almost mistook them for twitches. But the pattern and pace were undeniable of what it was. 

Her hands grip his thighs but don’t pinch. Just a little longer, she tells herself, breathing through her nose. 

When he leans back, she’s dragged with him. The hand tugs her forward until her nose brushes hair drool slipping past her lips now, and she can feel it land on her bare breasts. 

He holds her there, even as blackness edges into the field of her vision. Grips her head so tightly, that she's starting to gag. The noise is barely muffled, as there are steps towards the door. Silco calling out to make sure the other man shut it on the way out. 

Ivy doesn't push at his knees. Doesn't attempt to get herself off of him. More tears are sliding down her cheeks, as she does her best to be good for him. To take it like a good girl. 

She wanted to be his good girl so badly, that she was still dripping as he practically choked her on his cock. 

Once the door closes, he rolls his chair back. His cock slips from her mouth, and she gasps for air once he's out. The fingers in her hair don't let go, don't let her hide her face away from his view. 

In fact, once her breath is caught, she can feel his eyes running over it. Over her chin slick with drool, and tear-covered cheeks. Over her breasts, she remembers are bare for him to see. And shining with drool and sweat. 

Her eyes glance away, and he’s quick to regain her attention. His free hand moves to cup her jaw, gently guiding her to meet his gaze. 

The smile he gives is one that is private, the one she only sees. One that showed how pleased he was, and the sight sent a jolt right to her cunt. "If I had known you liked sucking me off during office hours so much, maybe I'd let you finish off your shifts under my desk." His fingers trace over her jaw and she waits. 

So does he, the tender smile growing sharper as she presses her thighs together. Her voice a whine. "Please, sir."

"Please, what? What do you want, Ivy?" Ask and she would receive as his fingers continue to gently play along her jaw. Not even minding her drool. 

In fact, she dared to say he loved the sight. "Please, sir." Her gaze lowers, just for a moment and his soft touch turns hard. Gripping her jaw, her gaze falls back onto his own, and he lets go just enough to let her speak. "Can I finish the job?"

Silco works his words over in his cheek before saying them aloud. "No. Not yet." His gaze was hot, and a quick glance down, she could see his cock twitch at whatever he was thinking. "And not in your mouth." 

The next question comes with a tremble, a need for that reassurance. "Did I do good, sir?" 

His touch goes softer, both hands moving to cup a side of her face. Thumbs swiping up the last of her tears. "Very good." Leaning forward, he rewards with a peck on her forehead, something so soft and subtle, yet it burns. 

Silco pulls away, still cupping her face as he has them both rise. Holding her gaze as fingers drag off of her cheeks, and onto her shoulders, before trailing over her arms. 

Lingering along the skin, dragging over even where the skin meets the synthetic in a sweet caress, a careful but almost loving touch over it. She remembers the last time her sleeve was off and the way his lips had been pressing gentle kisses to her stump. Refusing to allow her to push him away, as he ensured she understood his most important rules. 

When her eyes flutter close at the sensation, he reminds her of those rules. Leaning in close to press his mouth to the curve of her ear, she has to stop her legs from trembling. "What are you, Ivy?" 

"Alive." That one comes easiest. 

Both hands collect each of her own, sliding his fingers through to lock them to his own. "What else are you?" 

Her cheeks warm at the second one, but only just a bit. "Beautiful." 

There's a smile on his face, pleased once more."Yes. Always beautiful." A kiss just beneath her ear now, another following along her cheek as her eyes open to see him. He was so close, hands still holding her own. "Last one, Ivy, and then you'll get your reward." 

Her cheeks are red now, she can tell from the heat that’s burning off of them. Not from embarrassment, no, but let him think that. Don't let him see how much more it is. "Yours." 

He hums before his hands move. Sliding from her own, and resting on her hip, before drawing up further. Thumb just below the curve of her breast, tracing along the edge. Admiring her breasts openly. 

A hand rises to cup one, feeling the weight of it in his hand. Lips don’t fall onto her own, a graze is all she gets before he descends to her throat. His palm rolls just so along her skin, before leaving it. Both hands move downwards, cupping her ass next, while his teeth graze over the side of her neck, only encouraging more marks as she sighs and cranes her head back. 

It took a moment to remember, that he still had all his clothes on. And a quick glance down, to her disappointment, it meant he had also tucked himself away. 

Not that she could be disappointed for long, not as Silco was pushing her backward, drawing that disappointment away with his actions, until her ass hit the desk. Hands grow rougher, as he lifts her onto it. Leaving her to simply look at her, before he lifts a hand back to her chest. Resting on her sternum for a moment, before his fingers spread over top of it. 

The gentle pressure is all the command she needs, letting herself rest with her back against the desk. He lifts both legs, pressing his hands to the back of her knees, before tapping them. “Hold them up for me.” 

She cannot stop her hands from shaking, as she lifts them to her legs. Holding herself open, Silco took the opportunity to stand back and look. Red and blue eyes on her pussy, wet already. 

There wasn’t even a slight feeling of shame, not when he tapped her inner thighs, and she spread them more. Not even as a finger dipped down between her folds and it came back wet. No shame even as he met her gaze, and slid the finger into his mouth. 

It did come when he popped it out. “I truly didn’t realize how much you enjoyed sucking me off like that. Usually, you need more teasing to get this wet.” His gaze fell away, as he stepped to open a drawer nearby. “Though it’s not entirely unexpected from you, my dear.” 

Her brow furrows. “What does that mean?” 

The drawer closes, and he comes back into view. One black leather glove slid over his hand, fingers wiggling in the air for a moment to ensure they were secured. He answers her, as he draws on the other gloves. “It means, my sweet, that you are filthy.” Covered hands land on her thighs. “A slut. But not for just anyone.” 

It’s not even a question. He knows, just as well as she does. 

She’s his. His slut, his whore, as rare as he’d call her those things. But it’s sound knowledge between them both. 

Leather-wrapped fingers draw between her legs, resting just above her slit. Fingers spreading, as it inches ever so slowly downwards.“No, you’re mine.” His hand shifts, letting two fingers draw down over her slit, the other pressing on her thigh. “I could pound your pretty little throat in front of everyone downstairs.” His thumb presses to her entrance, rubbing over it. “Fill your cunt at my next meeting.” 

The image of her doing that, in front of him, it’s enticing but - “They don’t need to see.” The words slip off of her tongue, a soft objection, gazing up at him as he pauses his movements to let her speak. “I just want to be yours.” 

His gaze is hard, holding her still for a moment before he presses his thumb inside of her. Sliding the covered digit all the way to the hilt. The moan she gave wasn’t muted, raising a hand to quickly cover her mouth. Only for it to be dragged away, as he held her wrist. 

Pressing closer, so he could lean over her as he began to pump his thumb in and out of her. Breath matching her own, soft little pants. Though hers had significantly more whines to it. 

It gets him to laugh, soft, warm and deep from his chest. “Such lovely noises. Never hide them.” 

“But-”

His finger taps her wrist. “Do you want a reward or another punishment?” 

She gasps, his thumb changing to an angle that he knew would have her eyes rolling back. Back arching off of the desk slightly. “R-Reward. Please.”

“Please what?”

“Please Silco.” 

That earns her a growl, hands withdrawing from her. He steps from her legs, raising the wet leather to lick her juices off of it. A whimper rises in her throat as she watches, his mouth curling into a knife with how his grin slices into her. 

Yet he only sits, undoing his trousers, to reveal his hard cock once more. Holding it at the base, blue and red eyes are simple pools of heat as they gaze at her. “Come here, Ivy.” 

She approaches him embarrassingly quickly. Even on her shaking legs, straddling him. Any more teasing would be too much. “Please, Sir” 

“Sit.” 

She does, he lines himself up to her entrance. And both groan as she slides down onto him. 

The urge to bounce, to ride him is strong. But he only gives her approval when she doesn’t. Fingers lifted to her cheek, drawing her in for another kiss. Softer and quicker this time and followed with a command. “Put your hands behind your back.” 

She does, panting while her nose brushes against his own. A murmur, pleading. “Silco.” 

Gloved hands grasp her ass, squeezing before dragging down to just below them. Grasping her thighs and lifting her just enough, a few inches or two. 

And then he starts to fuck her. 

Hard. Unrelenting. 

Practically pounding into her, there’s no time to wait. His teeth bared right in front of her, as she leans her face forward, dark hair fanning out around the two of them. Green eyes unable to look away from blue and red, as he fucks her within an inch of her life. 

It wasn’t fair how perfectly he could work her. It was extra not fair how perfect he fit inside of her. 

It had her sobbing, whimpering against his mouth. Noises he swallows as he nips or kisses her between pants and between his words. 

“So gorgeous. So perfect. All for me. All mine.” Those growled against her mouth, teeth nipping. “Going to fill you. My Ivy.” 

Her heart flutters at those words, and it’s too much. Everything is suddenly too much. 

Cock sliding against that one spot, to have her start sobbing. Her body aches, and she’s been so pent up. Unable to comprehend until now, how badly she needed this. Trying not to focus on how his cock is pressing against her perfectly, to try and hold back from her impending orgasm. “Silco!”

“Cum for me, Ivy.” He brings her back down, enough to get even deeper inside of her. Groaning as he feels her tighten around him. “That’s it. My good girl.” 

She can only cry his name when it happens, half sobbing it, as she cums. Toes curling and thighs quivering. 

He kisses her neck, moving away from her face as he buries his own. Bringing her down into his lap hard, pressing so fully inside of her, before he cums too. Filling her just as he said he would. 

Both of them are panting. Ivy is the first to move, she withdraws her arms from her back. Draping herself over him, not bothering to pull him out, while his hands raise to loosely hold her. Running his fingers over her back, in soft comfort before he’ll carry her to their shared bedroom. 

Silence for a while, just enjoying each other’s touch. A thought only jolting Ivy for a moment out of it. “The door is unlocked.” 

Silco’s finger paused, and then he was lifting her off of him. Both groaning at the feeling. 

His cum was already leaking out of her, much to the redness of her cheeks.

Her partner is lifting her then, having her legs rest loosely against his waist, while he maneuvered them both into the private bedroom. Making sure to shut the door behind him with his foot, before laying her on the bed. Quick to join her, and curl her to his chest. “Do you want to bathe?” 

“Not yet.” It was a sleepy mumble, green eyes glancing up at him through her eyelashes. A small smile. “Can we stay like this for a while? Just a little?” 

Something is there in his eyes, small but bright and warm, but not heated. It can’t be named but doesn’t leave as he carefully brushes her hair out of her face. “Five minutes. Then we’ll clean up, and I’ll look you over.” 

“Snacks?”

His lips twitch, and that small emotion in his eyes seems to grow. “Yes. Snacks too, my dear.” 

“More cuddles?” 

“You’re pushing it now.” 

A giggle is her response before she rests her head on his chest. Exhausted, but feeling almost giddy with how amazing tonight had been. Even with its… mishap, she decided to name Finn’s intrusion. 

Laying on his chest, feeling his hands caress her body with delicacy and care. It was almost easy to fall asleep. Almost she missed his next words, as his lips brushed over her head. Could hear the smirk in his tone. 

“Next time, I think I’ll be the one under the desk.”

[l-r-christian]

Hello how are you!! I just wanted to ask if you could make a headcanon based on bruce wayne dating a mikaelson!reader, of course, mentions of the mikaelsons, maybe hope and hayley, and of course the batfam!! i'd be ecstatic if you could, but it's your choice either way <3

oh I love this as I wanted to write something for Bruce Wayne for awhile now just couldn't think of anything

Warnings: Fluff, Protective Mikaelsons, Protective Bruce, Y/N being protective, soft Mikaelsons

A/N: did I just make a Panda Redd reference? Yes as I love his Batman TicToks.

Y/N is the eldest Mikaelson sibling only a year younger than Freya and overly protective of her siblings

Y/N and Hayley do not get along as Y/N hates how Hayley broke Elijah's heart by marrying Jackson

Y/N is a powerful Heretic living in New York and keepsa close eye on her family

Y/N is protective of Hope and her siblings

Met Bruce though Selina when she called Y/N for some help with a gang of vampires trying to settle in Gotham

Bruce and Y/N hit it off right away, like these two are such love sick fools for one another

The Bat boys liked Y/N way too fast for Bruce's comfort as now they try to steal her attention from the Bat

Y/N found out that Bruce was Batman way too easy and let him keep his not so secret, secret

Y/N feeding only from Bruce after telling him she was a vampire one night, Bruce took it way too well

"Babe, I fight with super humans on the daily. This is not a surprise."

Klaus and Kol challenging Bruce always when the siblings knew their sister was dating

Both are impressed by Bruce's skills and now train with Bruce on the weekends

Damian can be found with seven year old Hope when the Mikaelsons come to visit because they bonded over drawing and Klaus would join in their art sessions

Joker made a mistake on kidnapping both Damian and Hope so that day Gotham just how dangerous a Mikaelson Heretic was

The rest of Gotham's criminals are now every careful and giving up to Batman without a fight

"You have scared the criminals so bad that the Goonion has pamphlets on not making you angry." "Good."

Dick wakes to Elijah and Jason cleaning up his apartment and refilling his fridge at 3am

Tim and Finn both enjoy playing chess

Bruce planning romantic dinners with Y/N only for both Damian and Klaus spy on them

Bruce trying to sneak back in bed only failing as Y/N wakes up anyway and begins to fuss over him

Both Alfred and Elijah are tired souls both bonding over cleaning up after their families

Rebekah badgering Bruce to give Alfred a vacation as she had became overly protective of the old butler

Bruce and Y/N setting Elijah up with Selina just so they can have more double dates with other couples

Damian being baby by Y/N and Rebekah as the boy found he didn't mind

Talia made the mistake of attacking Y/N as to get both Bruce and Damian, the family came home to find Talia being tended to by Alfred and Y/N drinking a glass of wine

Cassandra clings to Elijah when the Mikaelsons visit and Elijah just let's her as he likes to spoil her

Y/N and Rebekah has girls nights with Selina, Harley and Ivy

Bruce learning to cook from Alfred just to make Y/N favorite dishes

Dick came down to the cave once to find Bruce doing push-ups with Y/N sitting on his back holding weights

Bruce will and has bench press Y/N just because he can and Y/N finds it every attractive

The boys getting disgusted when Y/N Bruce get all couple cutesy, like these two are peppering one another with kisses and just telling one other how much they love one another

Late night cuddles, Bruce adores Y/N's cuddles and enjoys being the little spoon

"Father, did Ummi pack you a lunch too?" "Yes."

Hot baths on weekend nights relaxes Bruce as Y/N joins him with her just washing his hair

People mistaken Y/N and Bruce as a married couple since they are always with one another and with how much they were in love

Stephanie has many social media accounts about Bruce's and Y/N's relationship and to the internet the two are couple goals

There was one night the Bat found Kol and Klaus holding the Joker over the side of a building and for once Bruce just walked away

Two Face hadn't been heard from in awhile all because Hope suggested that he should have a weighted coin and Jason did her idea

Bruce gets possessive when ever Lex Luther flirts with Y/N while they are galas

[kbirbpods]

Click below for my "dear podficcer," letter for Summer Swap 2023!

Dear Podficcer,

It's me, Kaje, I'm the problem I'm kbirb pods!

Things I like, regardless of fandom:

THEMES: trans/nobinary characters (extra points for neopronouns); gender exploration in general; found family (genfic or otherwise); angst with a happy ending; polyamory; good asexual or aromantic representation

TROPES: fix-it fics!! extra points for time travel or time loops in fix its; fake dating/marriage; mutual pining; soulmates (AU or just clearly soulmates); crack treated seriously; rivals-to-friends/lovers; oops only one bed

AUs: soulmates soulmates soulmates; regency era (or any different era); modern AU; crossovers, provided i know the other fandom or the fic doesn't require knowledge of the other fandom!; college/sport AU; fantasy/fae AUs

PODFIC SPECIFIC: anything epistolary (texting/chat fics especially but letters and such are also fun to explore); including music / SFX if you're comfortable; including bloopers if you have them/are comfortable exposing them

RATINGS: Contrary to popular belief I do not hate explicit fics so really any rating but I generally prefer G-M I guess

Do Not Wants (triggers, squicks, please no):

major archive warnings (major character death is okay so long as it's temporary and resolved); unhappy endings; I really don't like pregnancy, which includes MPREG (I like a/b/o dynamics minus that aspect) - kidfic is cool I just don't want pregnancy as a theme & especially not graphic depictions of it; suicide/self-harm "on screen" (mentions of past suicidal ideation/self harm are fine if not a flashback/graphic); non-/dub-con or any depictions of rape (once again, recovery is okay if done well); adult/minor relationships or relationships with unaddressed/starkly imbalanced power dynamics; any sort of poorly depicted mental health tropes (no BPD or other personality disorder bashing, no institutionalization, no "split personality" as a trope) - i really like explorations of PTSD/trauma but it has to be handled with fidelity and gentleness

Main Fandoms I Would Love to Receive:

Star Wars: I love so much Star Wars that to split them like I did on AO3 would make this post too long. I think it's easiest to say this: I prefer Clone Wars, Rebels, anything about Jon Antilles, and anything Ahsoka Tano.

My main ships are: Cody/Obi-Wan, Kallus/Zeb, Hevy/anyone (consensual), Finn/Poe or Finn/Poe/Rey, blackkat rarepairs (mainly Jon Antilles/anyone), Jon Antilles & Fay (platonic), Waxer/Boil, Fives/Echo, Kanan/Hera, and Quinlan/Fox My favorite characters are: Hevy, Fox, Ahsoka, Leia, Poe, Fives, Luke, Jon Antilles, Fay (Legends) My favorite themes/tropes are: force sensitive clones, trans!clones, force sensitive Leia, modern AUs, Domino Squad lives

Ted Lasso: My current hyperfixation! My favorite ships are Roy/Keeley/Jamie, Ted/Trent, Roy/Keeley, and Jamie/Dani. Ted & Rebecca as platonic soulmates/besties in general. I love explorations of how much Dr. Jacob sucks and fix-its for the ending!

Batfam/DC: I can be picky and yet not? Basically, I just prefer no inner-Batfam fics of the boys because I truly view them as brothers. My favorite ships are Jason Todd/Roy Harper, Dick Grayson/Wally West, Harley/Ivy, Tim Drake/Kon, and Wally/Artemis from Young Justice. This is the fandom that I specifically am obsessed with found family in. I love exploring Alfred being the boys Grandpa and Bruce's complex dadhood.

The Locked Tomb: dying waiting for Alecto news..... I'm definitely Gideon/Harrow on main; I really like fics where one or both of them are trans/nonbinary. Nona is my favorite character so explorations of her found family (the household or the friends or all of them) are important to me. Cam/Pal is important to me. I love modern AUs a lot.

Additional Fandoms I Love:

Teen Wolf: I'm basic and therefore Sterek on main! But I also really love Scisaac and never get enough content for them. Boyd/Erica is always so good. Scott/Isaac/Allison and Scott/Allison hold a special place in my heart, too. I'll never say no to Lydia/Allison or Lydia/Kira either. Found family is incredible for this fandom, too, especially Mama McCall adopting any of the pack! Magic!Stiles is my shit and I love explorations of the Hale family being alive. Genfic is wonderful.

Our Flag Means Death: Obviously Blackbeard/Stede is a big deal and I ship it forever. But my heart belongs to Jim/Olu and any explorations of Jim's gender identity! Pining Izzy Hands makes me weak, as long as he's not being abusive towards Edward or Stede.

All for the Game: My two main pairs are Jean/Jeremy and Allison/Renee but of course Andrew/Neil is always a yes. Andrew/Neil/Kevin is my weakness. My favorite friendships to explore are Renee & Andrew, Renee & Jean, Allison & Neil, and Renee & Neil. (Can you tell who my fave is). I like any fics exploring any of the Fox friendships, though!

The Old Guard: I really like fics that explore the gang's experiences in other time periods. Andy/Quynh is my OTP along with Joe/Nicky so any fics about them. Nile/Quynh is my favorite rarepair in the fandom. I like fics that look at Andy & Booker's friendship and why they're definitely platonic soulmates.

I selected a few other fandoms like First Kill; The Adventure Zone; Red, White and Royal Blue; Good Omens; The Tarot Sequence; and Sandman. I didn't talk much about them because I'm basically just into the main ships for them (Juliette/Cal for FK, Taako/Kravitz for TAZ, Aubrey/Dani for TAZ, Alex/Henry for RWRB, Crowley/Az for GO, Rune/Addam or Rune/Addam/Brand for TTS, Hob/Dream for Sandman). For Teen Wolf and First Kill I don't like Mature/Explicit fics unless they're adults in it. My favorite TAZ eras are Balance and Amnesty.

Fandoms/Ships I Will Create Content For:

Anything I listed above with any of the caveats! This would get really long if I repeated those again. THAT BEING SAID: I will create content for those fandoms even if it's not one of my listed ships.

However I will not create podfic for the following ships: STAR WARS: Rey/Kylo, Leia/Luke, Rex/Ahsoka, any Master/Padawan relationship, or Palpatine/Anakin. BATFAM: inner!Batboys as mentioned TED LASSO: Ted/Jamie (love Ted & Jamie tho) AFTG: Andrew/Aaron SANDMAN: Dream/any of his siblings

Other fandoms I will create content for:

ATLA: Zuko/Sokka, found family Star Trek: Spock/Kirk, Spock/Kirk/Bones, Kirk/Bones Leverage: OT3 is Hardison/Parker/Eliot LOTR / The Hobbit: Gimli/Legolas, Eowyn/Faramir, Boromir/being alive, Bilbo/Thorin. I like anything just exploring the lore and history of the universe and its cultures Venom: Venom/Eddie(/Annie/Dan) The Witcher: Yen/Jaskier/Geralt, Jaskir/Geralt, Geralt/Triss, Yen/Triss Sense8: anything I can find! it's small but there's nothing I won't do in this fandom, honestly... Trigun: Vash/Wolfwood (the only thing I know about it) Marvel/MCU: Steve/Bucky, Clint/Bucky, Kate Bishop/America Chavez, and Spideypool (as long as they're both adults). WITH A LOT OF CAVEATS... Harry Potter. I will only podfic trans-centric Tonks who does not get with Remus or Wolfstar with a happy ending.

Love, Kaje / kbirb