#summer swap 2023

[kbirbpods]

Original Work: out of the closet & into the crypt by @peaktotheocean

Rating: General Audiences

Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley/Chrissy Cunningham, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington

Tags: Cemetery, Gay Pride, Matchmaking, Alternate Universe, Eddie Munson Can See Dead People, Hard of Hearing Steve Harrington

Audio Length: 30 minutes, 10 seconds

Summary:

Eddie should have known that the meddling ghosts who reside in Hawkins Historical Cemetery would use his new Pride history tours as an opportunity to try and set him up on a date

Notes: podded for @reena-jenkins for Summer Swap 2023! This was the main gift and surprised me by kicking off a love of Stranger Things podficcing for me... especially by this author!!!

[kindahoping4forever]

Luke with fans in Amsterdam

[catzgam3rz]

Truly love Philza "No Fourth Wall" Minecraft teasing his eggs when their Admins are different it's so funny

[truly-morgan]

[Age Swap, Reigen needs to use the bathroom really bad (18+)]

MobRei | Mob Psycho 100 Age Swap AU 27-05-2023

[#mobrei, omorashi, age swap, 1529]

Reigen knew he should probably not have gotten that soda as they waited for the bus back to Seasoning City. Not after their client had offered them tea, a lot of it.

He had started to feel like he should go to the restroom, but as he considered doing so their train was coming into the station. When he sate down next to his shisho he assumed he could probably hold it for the 40-ish minutes the travel should take.

How wrong was he.

He could feel his urge growing more and more, making him squirm in his seat after some time, trying to find a position that made it the less worse. He also tried playing on his phone to distract himself, although it was growing difficult.

"Is everything okay Arataka?" Mob ended up asking him quietly, having turned towards him.

"Y-yes" Reigen nodded, feeling his face heating up as he looked down at his lap, trying to calm down his squirming. Afterwards, he felt like he couldn't look up properly, feeling his shisho's eyes on him more than once, observing him in the same unnerving way he did at times.

Reigen had to hold in a gasp when a stronger bump in the road made him feel like he was about to piss himself. He still felt ashamed at how he was certain some had leaked out a little bit.

Relieved that they were finally to their destination couldn't describe how relieved Reigen felt. He knew their stop was right next to a train station and that there would be a restroom over there.

Yet when they stepped off of the bus his shisho started making his way towards another bus stop, seemingly ready to get on the way home.

He look desperately towards the train station, really wanting to run over there to finally go and relieve himself. Yet he felt too embarrassed to ask his mentor about it. It was getting late and clearly he wanted to go home now. Plus Reigen wasn't too fond of doing the way back home all by himself (not that he was scared of the dark, of course not).

"Are you coming Arataka?" Mob asked after pausing.

"Yes! I was just tied my shoe" Reigen lied with a forced smile on his lips, taking careful jogging steps towards him, although he immediately regretted them.

It felt like an eternity to wait for the abuse like this, Reigen barely able to stand in one place, or at least, more than usual.

He could still feel his shisho stare on him, expression unreadable (and the young man didn't quite had the mind to try decipher it right now).

Once they were on the bus he was once again asked if everything was alright, where Reigen stubbornly replied that yes he was alright. It felt like his shisho wanted him to admit to it, because by now he had likely figured it out, Reigen wouldn't be squirming like this for any other reason (other maybe than a weird spirit stuck to him, but then he assumed the man would have taken care of it by now).

At some point the bus made a sharper turn, Reigen losing balance a little bit to this.

Mob was quick to catch him, an arm looping around him. Reigen would have been thankful if his hand hadn't accidentally landed lower on his stomach, applying even more pressure to his bladder. He wanted to start crying when he felt himself leak some more.

"S-shisho" Reigen called out, "You said I could have a reward if I did well today, right?" he then asked.

Mob looked at him for a moment, as if thinking back to what he had said, before nodding and humming positively. "What do you want? As long as it's doable I'll do it".

"Can I come over and stay the night?" he asked, "There will be no one at home until later tomorrow and I don't want to eat alone" he explained.

that and he knew Mob's apartment was closer than his house, although staying over at the man's house was even better than relieve.

"Sure" Mob replied, barely thinking about it. This surprised Reigen a little bit, since the man would usually seem to hesitate a little bit more about it.

Not that he would complain about it though.

When they were off the bus Reigen was wondering how he would even walk what was left of the path. He needed to stop every few minutes, feeling like if he kept moving at that moment the dam would just burst open and he would humiliate himself in the middle of the sidewalk.

Yet, he miraculously made it to the apartment without pissing himself (or at least, without making it worse than the couple of leakages he had already gotten).

He was barely out of his shoes that he went for the bathroom door, barely able to keep it in anymore or else he would just burst.

Yet the door wouldn't open.

"The door get stuck sometimes, you just need to pull harder" Mob explained, although Reigen couldn't remember the door ever having that problem. He didn't have the head to think about that detail though.

The more he forced for the door, the more he felt like his movement were him worse. And the damnd door wouldn't budge either?! had his mentor superglued it by accident or something.

"no nonononono" he whispered to himself when he felt the pressure growing more and more, as if something was pressing against his bladder all of a sudden.

Then it felt too much like it had started.

Reigen couldn't help but sink to the floor as he literally peed himself *right in front of the bathroom door*. He hated how good it felt to finally let it all out, a weird pleasuring feeling washing over him from it too.

he could feel the way the warm pee was seeping through his pants, smelling horrible.

He tried hiding behind his hands, feeling himself starting to cry already. What would Mob think of him now. Only little kid peed themselves like this because they couldn't hold their bladder properly.

He the heard his shisho coming his way, calling his name strangely softly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry" Reigen repeated over and over, trying to scoot away from the man. He felt mortified when his hand were pulled away and he saw just how far the puddle had spread, how his shisho was now walking in it too. He felt like he was about to die when the man kneel down next to him to. Now he was ruining his mentor's clothes too.

"Sh, it's alright" Mob softly told him in the same tone as before, softer than he ever talked to him. Reigen still couldn't stop his crying, feeling asham none the least and humiliated.

He didn't fight back when arm pulled him into a hug, hiding against the man's chest. He felt large hand gently rub his back soothingly, something he didn't know Mob was capable of, seeing how he wasn't really a master at dealing with emotional people.

"It's okay, accident happens, this is nothing that can't easily be cleaned out, especially with powers" Mob assured him.

Mob kept gently reassuring him, which helped Reigen finally calm down. only then did he slowly push away, still not quite looking at his shisho properly.

"Everything will be okay" Mob assured him with a smile, "I'll get you something you can wear after you got out of your clothes and I'll clean this all out, there's no need to be upset anymore, soon it will be like nothing had happened" he continued.

Reigen nodded at his word, deciding it would be easier to trust the man like usual.

When they were up Reigen watched as his shisho opened the door to the bathroom as if it was nothing, as if it had never been stuck before. He ushered him in before he could ask any question, using his powers to transfer most of the pee into the toilet.

Reigen had to look away when the man stripped out of his pants and socks, throwing them into the washing machine that was inside the bathroom.

"I'll let you borrow one of my bigger shirt and see if I have any clean unsure underwear" Reigen only nodded at this, watching as the man got out again. He quickly stripped out of his piss-soaked clothes and threw them into the washing machine. He actually decided to hope quickly into the shower to wash up quickly, feeling rather dirty now.

He heard the door open for a moment, hearing the man say he had left the clothes on the counter.

Reigen had fully calmed down by the time he dried himself with a soft towel, putting on the oversized shirt and the seemingly brand-new underwear. They were without much surprised to big for him, but they still managed to not immediately slip off of him, so as long as he sat down he should be fine.

When he got out he found that the floor had already been cleaned out and that it smelled a lot nicer than before.

Mob had already changed into more comfortable clothes, assuming the little damage he had done to him could easily be washed with a washcloth at the sink. He was actually already making them something to eat.

"is that the frozen ramen kit I mentioned the other time?" Reigen asked, to which Mob offered him a small smile.

"I remembered you mentioning that you wanted to try it and thought I could get it for the next time you wanted to come to eat diner here" Mob replied.

This warmed up Reigen's heart, already forgetting about the question he had meant about the door mysteriously being stuck like this when he tried opening, but not for Mob.

Instead, he joined the man at the counter, checking out what he was doing and helping when he could.

Original

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[flowerparrish]

[Podfic Link] | Rated: T | Length: 22 minutes

Batfam: Tim Drake & Batfamily Members

Summary:

“Thank you all for coming,” Tim said. “Now that I have your attention, I would like to introduce the reason I called this meeting: Sorry About Lying About Not Being Two People for the Past Three Years but in Our Defense We Assumed It Was All Super Normal and Forgot to Tell You.”

Podded for the @summerpodficswap as a treat for @melancholymorningstar and @litrapod !

[zelphin124]

SeasonTale Creative Challenge

PLEASE REBLOG SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS!

Art and Design by PrinceTal

Greetings, Artists, Voice Actors, and Writers! It is I, Zelphin, and I am hosting an (annual?) competition! Introducing the first year of the SeasonTale Creative Challenge! 

This is a competition to express your creative talents by contributing to SeasonTale for a cash prize! There are three ways to participate: Art, Voice Acting, and Writing! Contribute some time to use one of the three involving SeasonTale to enter the challenge for the prize!

DEADLINE IS NOV 15th, 2023, 12:00 AM (GMT-6)

my birthday hehe~

Winners will be announced on December 1st!

Updates are in #scc info

Scroll down for details!

Rules

It must be a SeasonTale Sans. (I might do other characters from SeasonTale another year)

You MUST tag #SeasonTale Challenge and @zelphin124 in the post so I can see it! Or DM me on Discord!

You CAN do more than one submission (one per Sans for VA, two for writing)

You CAN do the Season Sanses interacting with OCs or popular Sanses, get creative!

DIFFERENT/SIMPLER OUTFITS ARE ALLOWED! I know they are a pain to draw...

You CANNOT steal/copy from other creators!

Please keep all content PG-13

Payments will be made via PayPal (unless negotiated otherwise)

Specific rules within the Google doc!

Prizes

All prizes are in USD currency!

Artists

First place: $55

Second place: $35

Third place: $20

VAs and Writers

First place: $40 

Second place: $30

Third place: $20

Prompts

Summer flirting with literally anyone

Particularly a feisty character

Spring cooking with Swap/Horror

Spring loves cooking Japanese Ramen

Autumn being a gremlin, as usual

Usually being feisty while training or hissing at a cat (he’s scared of cats)

Winter meeting your OC/you in the snowy mountains of SeasonTale

The Four Sanses in a training session

The four Sanses exploring a new AU

Spring comforting someone

Summer flirting with someone

Autumn getting frustrated at someone being annoying and telling them to go away

Winter is an awkward teddy bear trying to organize something

Ft. Iro!Sans for a female character/female voice actors!

Make something up! Be creative! Have fun!

Need more details? Here's the Google Doc:

References

Art and Design PrinceTal

Oh and Iro!Sans

HAVE FUN! I'm so excited to see what you all come up with!

Been dying to do this for a long time~

[alocon]

A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant To Be - Max Verstappen

written by alocon

Note: Based on the song A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant To Be by Jess Benko

Summary: You are a Red Bull Racing driver who decided to make a song over the summer break about your ex... Who just so happens to be a Red Bull Racing driver. Said driver decided to listen to the song, reliving memories from when you were together as the lyrics progressed

Warning: Angst? I guess. Plus some social media at the end x

[The Masterlist] [Part Two Here]

A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant To Be - MV¹

Max looked at his phone, reading the post and instantly heading to the link to listen to your new song. He sat back on his bed, listening as the guitar started.

"I never should've called"

[October 2010]

Picking up the phone, you sighed before you dialled the number that he had given you earlier.

“Hello, is this [Name]?” He asked once he picked up the phone.

“Yep. It is indeed,” you responded, hearing a sigh through the screen from the man.

He smiled. “I was hoping you would call.”

"’Cause I knew you would leave me"

[October 2010]

“Racing is the most important part of my life,” he said as you both sat in the coffee shop talking, getting to know one another. “It's always racing over anything. I want to be a Formula One driver one day.”

“I get it, I'm the same.”

"But I didn't think you could do it so easily"

[November 2018]

“No. I can't. Racing over everything, remember? Just like I said when we were 13. This is over.”

“Max you can race and be with me, you know?”

Max turned to you, bitterly laughing. It was obvious that any love he had for you was long gone. “Not when we're going to be driving together.”

“It's not like there's anything in the contract about us not dating. It's never changed how we drive together. Are you seriously going to throw us away for no damn reason?” You questioned, watching as he shrugged before nodding. You stood up. “Fine by me.” It was not fine by you, but you weren't going to let him see that. You walked out of his driver's room. Just like that. 8 years down the drain.

"I never should have held your hand on that cold rainy night"

[November 2010]

“You look nice,” the 13-year-old said, greeting you with a hug. You hugged him back, of course. Your 13th birthday was last week and he had got you some flowers for it, knowing that you loved them. He looked at you as you began to walk. Looking back, you slipped your hand into his, making him smile, cheeks flushing slightly. That wasn't the only time that you held hands that night. You held hands on the run home whilst you darted from shelter to shelter, attempting to avoid the awful weather. 

“You said the weather would be good,” you stated to him through laughs as you got to the bus stop, pausing to take shelter for a moment.

He was also laughing and turned to you. “I thought it was!”

"Cause further along it would cause another fight"

[December 2010]

“It's not my fault that your dad was following us all night!” You were angry at the accusations that your boyfriend was yelling at you.

“He got so mad about it. He wants us to break up because you decided to hold my hand.”

“And is that what you want, Max?”

He sighed, taking a breath to calm himself down. He stepped closer to you, pulling you into a soft hug. “No. No it's not. I'm sorry.”

"Stranger, that's all I see. When I look into your eyes."

[July 2023]

You stood on the top step of the podium, having just won the British Grand Prix. Beside you, in P2, was Verstappen. On the other side, in P3, was Lando. The champagne spraying had already happened and it was now time for a photo. You felt eyes on you.

Turning around, your eyes met Max's. He looked at you with something you couldn't read, but you didn't care. Your eyes gave back a completely blank look, almost as if you didn't know him. You shuffled along for the photo, both drivers on either side of you. You felt Max's hand place against your back. You shuffled out of his grip, swapping places with Lando so he was in the middle. His arm went to where Max's just was but you didn't push him away. You made a 1 with your hand, Lando making a 3 as the three of you posed with your race engineer.

"A Soulmate That Wasn't Meant To Be"

[April 2019] 

“What happened between you two anyway?”

You turned to look at Charles and Seb as the pair eyes you both sat as far away from one another as Charles’ driver room couch would allow. It was an innocent question. He didn't know. 

“I guess we were just soulmates who weren't meant to be,” Max answered, shrugging as he spoke.

You rolled your eyes. ‘Something like that,’ you thought.

"Stranger, who knows all my secrets"

[January 2010]

You gasped. “No way you did that!” You said, looking at Max as he laughed softly. 

“I did.” It took him a few minutes to calm down before he looked at you. “Your turn. What's your biggest secret?”

"Can pull me apart and break my heart"

[February 2019]

Your first time being around Max properly since you both broke up. He treated you like you weren't as important as him. He treated you as if you didn't have more wins than him, acting like he was the better driver, the better person, as if he didn't rip you apart into a bunch of tiny pieces when he out of the blue ended your 8 year relationship. The pair of you had been dating since you were 13 and he threw that away for nothing.

He used the excuse that racing meant he couldn't be with you but that wasn't true at all. You were both driving together for years and it changed nothing. But he went from, one day being excited about you also moving to Red Bull with him, to ending the relationship with no explanation. It made no sense.

"A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant To Be"

[September 2014]

“Do you think soulmates exist?”

It was a question you had been curious to know for ages. You asked him so casually as you sat on his bed, watching a show on the TV on his wall. He looked at you, not even hesitating to answer. “Well if they do, I hope you're mine.”

"I never should've kissed, kissed your hand"

[October 2010]

You met him for the first time. He walked over and introduced himself to you. It was some dumb competition. 2 teams, hand the karting grid in each team. Your team vs his, whichever team scored more karting points got to choose everyone else's outfits the next week. Of course, you had won and, of course, Charles had expertly suggested that you all make them wear fancy dress princess dresses. 

You laughed as he walked over to you. “I wouldn't have to wear this stupid dress if it wasn't for your last lap overtake,” he declared, feigning annoyance before following your laugh, unable to hold it back any longer. 

“Well, for the record, Max. You make a very pretty princess.” You picked his hand up in yours, teasingly placing a kiss on it before breaking out into laughter again at the unimpressed look on his face.

"I am under your control"

[December 2023]

“Let Max Through.”

The three words that drove you insane. Even when you were quicker, even when you were fighting him for championships, it was always you being told to give up the place for him. Even when either of you could easily win, Horner favourited Max. You hated being in Red Bull at the moment. You hated how unfair it was. You hated the way that he was the golden boy and you were nothing. You would have more wins than him if Christian didn't berate you every time you didn't listen and let Max through. But not this time. This was your championship, and noone will take it away from you. 

"I will never understand"

[December 2023]

“We told you to give the place to Max,” you heard Horner say through the radio as you crossed the line. 

“I was quicker, though.”

“I don't care.”

“He's already world champion, does it matter?”

“Yes.”

You really didn't understand why you were nothing to them. 

"I never should have said “I love you”. You never said it back."

[November 2018]

“Seriously, Max. This is so out of the blue. I love you. I thought you loved me.”

He didn't reply, just stared at you with a blank expression. That was when you realised. He didn't love you. Maybe he never did. 

"So why do I still care for you?"

[July 2021]

“What happened?” You asked as you walked up to the pit wall, the red flag having just came out.

“Max and Lewis touched.” You looked to the screen, seeing Max's car in the wall. You felt your heartbeat grow faster. Shit. That looked bad.

“Is he okay?”

“Yes. We're getting him to medical now.”

"Stranger, that's all I see. When I look into your eyes, a soulmate who wasn't meant to be. Stranger, who knows all my secrets, can pull me apart and break my heart. A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant To Be."

[August 2021]

You sat down beside Kimi and Anthonio, who looked at you. “He's being a dick again, I take it?” The Finn asked and you nodded, infuriated. 

“When isn't he being a dick to you. What did he do this time?” Antonio was the next to ask a question.

You shrugged, beginning to explain his major outburst to you, calling you the worst driver he's ever been teammates with, a bitch, saying he was glad he ‘got rid of you when he got the chance’, saying that you're nothing compared to him you'll never be anything. As per either his usual outbursts, Jos was sat watching in the corner.

"I wish I could go back to the day we met and leave you be."

[May 2022]

Those were the words you shouted back at him when, once more, Jos and Christian berated you for not letting him through. He seemed taken aback. You had not shouted back at him like that before. He never realised you could shout that loud and full of hate. 

“Don't say that about him.” Christian's voice boomed as he screamed at you once again.

“Well, if I didn't, maybe I would've been able to be respected by you guys, rather than treated like shit.”

"Sit and look pretty"

[August 2023]

“What?” You looked into the audience at the person who said that. As you went to speak, you heard someone do it before you could. 

“Fuck you.”

Such a simple phrase yet elegantly put by Max as he flipped the questioner off, before shooting you an apologetic look. He felt bad for snapping rather than letting you speak. He just couldn't help defending you. He really didn't hate you, he never could. In fact, he felt quite the opposite for you. He could never let you know that, though

“Being a Formula One driver is tough, even more so for women because we are judged by people like you. I do not just sit there and look pretty. I do my job.”

"Never should've called. Never should've kissed."

A lot of the time, you regretted getting with Max. It was always bound to go badly. Sometimes you wondered if you were really that stupid. Stupid enough to believe it was the right thing to do. That you would work out.

"Never should've said."

[January 2024]

You sighed, looking at the photo of you and Max you found under your drawers in your room. You saw some writing on the back. It must've been there for a while, likely falling out of your drawer after you rearranged it the previous week. You turned it over, recognising Max's writing.

“Diary thing, 

This photo is of me and the love of my life. My dad made me break up with her. I didn't want to but it was either her ass on the line or mine. And I didn't want him to terrorise her. Anyways I miss her, that was all. I never should've said that I wanted to break up with her”

What the fuck?

"Stranger, that's all I see. When I look into your eyes, a soulmate who wasn't meant to be. Stranger, who knows all my secrets. Can pull me apart and break my heart. A soulmate who wasn't meant to be."

The song came to an end and, by it, Max was crying. He opened his phone, finding the post on Instagram, typing out a comment. One that she didn't reply to.

youruser

liked by lewishamilton and others

youruser: Surprise, new song out now!! Link in my bio. Thank you lewishamilton for being my guitarist!! (Bonus Pic of Arthur because he took the 8th photo of me!)

tagged: lewishamilton, arthurleclerc

-view all comments-

lewishamilton: Such a beautiful song, thank you for letting me be the guitarist. So so proud of you ❤️ 

youruser: Thank you !! ❤️

georgerussell63: Great song!! Smashed it 👍

youruser: Appreciate it, Mr. Russell

charles_leclerc: Excellent song! Maybe I could be your pianist next time? 😉 

youruser: Absolutely, you're already on my collab list dw 😉  charles_leclerc: Right alongside Yuki and Pierre as your backup singers, I hope? We've all heard their excellent karaoke 🎤  youruser: Obviously!

carlossainz55: Such an emotional song, loved it 😭❤️

youruser: Thank you, Carlos!!

maxverstappen1: Lovely song! I really enjoyed it

landonorris: Right. That's it. You're paying for my therapy.

youruser: You're a driver too. Pay for your own ✋️🙄 oscarpiastri: Can you pay for my therapy tho? youruser: Ofc, send me the bill landonorris: ACTUAL FAVOURITISM???? WHAT THE HELL youruser: 😚😚

yukitsunoda0511: I am officially your biggest fan, I'm obsessed.

youruser: Yuki!! You're an angel 🤍 yukitsuonda0511: So are you! 🤍

danielricciardo: All 3 of us are crying over your song rn. 

youruser: Crying session in the VCARB garage, pull up.

estebanocon: Much better than your drunk singing 😉

youruser: I'll have you know, Mr. Ocon, that my drunk singing is wonderful. estebanocon: No its not. charles_leclerc: No its not. pierregasly: No its not. lance_stroll: No its not. youruser: Screw the lot of you.

pierregasly: She can sing? I didn't know she could do that. (Not well at least, drunk karaoke is always horrific with you)

youruser: 🫵🫵 When I find you.

lance_stroll: Well done, great song.

youruser: Thank you.

fernandoalo_oficial: So proud 👏 

youruser: Thank you !!

zhouguanyu24: Wow 😍

youruser: Thank Youuu omg

valtteribottas: Beautiful song, kiddo 

youruser: Thank you Val!

alex_albon: New favourite song.

youruser: Ahh thank you

logansargeant: I got to hear it early!! Luckiest person ever.

youruser: Logan you're actually one of the nicest person to ever exist. alex_albon: Ah So this is why he's crying. yukitsunoda0511: Lucky :( youruser: Dw Yuki, I'll show you early next time! X

liamlawson30: My girlfriend has been playing this on repeat.

youruser: TELL HER I LOVE HER liamlawson30: Nah, you've stolen enough of the WAGs.

nyckdevries: Excellent song!

youruser: Nyck!!! Miss you 💛

mickschumacher: Launch Party soon??? This is actually heaven in a song.

youruser: Thank you. Launch Party soon, you're so invited

nicholaslatifi: Great song!

youruser: THE GOAT HAS ARRIVED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL 📣📣 Thank you Nicky

sebastianvettel: So so proud of you, kiddo.

youruser: Thanks, I miss you Seb x sebastianvettel: I miss you too. Meet up soon? 

kimimatiasraikkonen: So many words for the song and every one of them is positive 

youruser: Kimi 😭❤️

nicorosberg: Wow!! Well done you two 🤩

youruser: Thank you, Brit (Kill Lew please this comment was his idea) lewishamilton: Thanks, Britney nicorosberg: Never mind. You're both annoying 😂

jensonbutton: Beautiful, beautiful song

youruser: Miss you Jens!

AlphaTauri: Wow??? 🤩

youruser: THANK YOUUUU

schecoperez: Is this about who I think it is?? Lovely song x

youruser: It might be, depends who you think it is about, thank you. X

formula1: Song of the year???

youruser: THANK YOU ADMIN X

christianhorner: It's not bad. 👍

user: "not bad"? I'd like to see you do better. *liked by youruser*

mercedesamgf1: THAT'S OUR GRID GIRL <3

youruser: Ahh 😭 love u admin mercedesamgf1: love u too

user: notice how other teams are commenting but not redbull??? The team she fucking drives for?

user2: They don't respect her as a driver or person, it sucks :(

-The End-

-Word Count: 2,601 (incl. social media. 2,061 without)-

Hi All, Hope you enjoyed! Have a nice day. Got nothing against Max btw, just fancied an angsty story btw. Thinking of another angsty Red Bull story soon Alocon

[rontra]

this year is the Vale Demolition Squad!! gratulerer med dagen!

it snuck up on me this year! ... i draw a goofy My Blorbos bunad image every year for may 17th. i think it's fun to have a Specific Thing i draw annually, since it's fun to compare them over time. so kind of to that end i wanted to draw two i've actually done before ... salem was in 2020 and summer was in 2023

as usual, outfit notes 👇

well, last year i attended a confirmation where i saw a lot of "non-standard" personal flair, and ever since then i've been kind of itching to incorporate elements like that. so drawing the same two base fits that i've drawn before but messing around with them a little was very fun

largely speaking the notes are the same as on their individual previous posts (ørskog / winter hardanger) including stuff like summer wearing a different belt than standard, and salem's 9 million MARRIED WOMAN tokens

now, the patch notes:

salem lost the chest piece that's supposed to go inside the jacket (bringeduk) for no reason other than "now the color blocks are reminiscent of the necklines and boob windows i otherwise draw her in" . for a second i contemplated dropping the shirt entirely but then i was like there are LIMITS.... so i settled for the mere illusion....

huge loss to hardanger's general identity so it looks much less decorated/finished at all (lol)

also there's no longer anywhere for the medallion (agnus dei) to hook on to, so she's holding it in her hand. she's discarding her Married Woman Things i hope summer is paying attention 😳

also i let her keep her spike earrings instead of swapping to style-matched ones. because i think its coooool

one of her silver belt things (beltestøl) is actually from summer's set. as mentioned in previous posts these belt studs are often received 2 at a time as gifts by married women. they traded one for gay loyalty reasons (summer's isnt visible but it's on her belt for sure)

speaking of summer i don't think swaggy fingerless gloves are usually standard style but i thought it would look cool

rose print floral shirt. this was a big thing i saw--people wearing cool patterned shirts in fun colors (with bunads that traditionally have plain shirts). i really loved this so i wanted to draw it

she lost the silver in her collar and her cape

I ACTUALLY DREW HER EMBROIDERY THIS TIME AAAUGH

[kbirbpods]

Original Work: Drive Me Crazy by @tipsyxkitty

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationship: Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, First Meetings

Audio Length: 2 minutes, 36 seconds

Summary:

He glances up, back down at his phone, then looks at Stede properly. “Is that… a tailored jumpsuit?”

Notes: recorded as a Summer Swap '23 treat for both @tipsyxkitty & @roseszain

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

It is early October 2023. You go to the mailbox and see a package you’ve waited far too long for. After two delays and 2+ weeks of shipping, it’s finally here. Good Smile Company’s Nendoroid Kobeni Higashiyama from the hit manga/anime, Chainsaw Man. The package is slightly damp. You pay this no mind. It rained earlier that day. Like a goblin pilfering a trinket, you snatch the parcel and scurry inside. You lay the box on the table and gently slice through the packing tape with your trusty xacto knife, before parting the cardboard. It smells like a gym. You pay this no heed, as you are excited to display your favorite character from the hit manga/anime Chainsaw Man on your shelf. You take the Nendoroid box and open the top. Another hit of the gym smell. Curious. You slide out the plastic tray containing the figure, and remove the top half. There are sheets of paper wedged between certain parts of the figure to prevent paint transfer. You delicately remove them. They feel sodden, like the paper that lined the basket of greasy chicken fingers you bought at the carnival that one time. The ones you regretted on that summer evening as you fought for your life on the porcelain throne. You’re getting distracted - back to the task at hand. Nendoroid #2014: Kobeni Higashiyama lays before you, ready to be posed and displayed on your shelf. You gingerly grab the figure. It is damp to the touch. You did not expect this. You shudder in surprise, and the unexpected pressure of this motion makes the lubricated Nendoroid slide out of your hands like one of those rubber water tube toys from the aquarium gift shop. Y’know, the ones people always joke about sticking your dick in. You watch in slow motion as Kobeni flies out of your hands and sails across the room. Sweat beads on her plastic forehead, and not just the sweat printed on by the manufacturer. She looks as if she may cry at any moment. Thunk. She hits the wall, and lands on your bed. You check the figure. No paint scuffs. Good. You check the drywall. Was that water stain always there? No matter. You swap parts to put the Nendoroid into your favorite pose. The plastic feels a little slippery. Must be some leftover mold release from the factory. You place the figure on your shelf. It almost looks like another bead of sweat has formed on Kobeni’s face. You are impressed by Good Smile Company’s attention to detail. As Kobeni Higashiyama stands guard on your shelf, a bead of sweat rolls down her suited form and pools by her feet on the clear plastic stand. It is early October 2023.

[rosemarymonths]

Introducing Rosemary Month 2023, all throughout October!

You can submit art, fanfics, music, cosplays, meta analysis, shitposts, etc, for the prompts!! I’ll be keeping track of the tags: #rosemary and #rosemary month2023 for submissions!! Or you can simply just @ this acc so I don’t skip over yours by accident!

Prompts:

Day 1: From The Start

Imagine rosemary at their very beginning of their dynamic or at the first step of their romantic relationship!

Day 2: Turtle Consorts

Rose and Kanaya hanging around Rose’s consorts would’ve been pretty cute!

Day 3: Meteorstuck

Imagine any Meteorstuck shenanigans Rose and Kanaya got into together!

Day 4: Hurt/Comfort

Obligatory sadstuck day, but with added comfort for safety measure!

Day 5: First Kiss

Either imagine Pre-Retcon Rose and Kanaya’s first kiss, or the unseen post-retcon kiss! Or maybe you want to explore a different way they could’ve had their first kiss?

Day 6: Quadrants

Time for some rosemary quadrant smearing!

Day 7: Birthdays

How neat would it be to see Rose and Kanaya celebrating each other’s birthdays?

Day 8: Cats

Imagine Rose and Kanaya playing with a bunch of cats!

Day 9: Rain

Rose and Kanaya going through rainy weather, or just explore anything you want to do with rain.

Day 10: Rays

After the rain, Kanaya and Rose finally get some sunshine.

Day 11: Game Over

Explore the absolute heartbreak that is Rose and Kanaya’s deaths, either during the catastrophe or the aftermath within the dreambubbles.

Day 12: AUs

Any AU you want!! Been thinking about a MLP AU lately? A Little Prince AU?

Day 13: Family

Explore either Rose and Kanaya with their own little family, or just them with the other Strilondes/Maryams! Or both!!

Day 14: Alpha Timeline

Imagine either Alpha Rose x Beforus Kanaya, or post-retcon rosemary! Whichever one you like best!

Day 15: Tropes

Explore your favorite rosemary tropes!! Or a trope you’d love to see with rosemary!

Day 16: Scars

Rose and Kanaya bonding over their shared scars, either literal or metaphorical.

Day 17: Flowers

Either Kanaya simply infodumping about her botanic skills to Rose, or just pretty flower art, you decide whatever!

Day 18: Stars

Perhaps Rose and Kanaya stargazing, or aesthetic pieces! Go crazy!

Day 19: Date Night

Imagine Rose and Kanaya finally going on a somewhat decent date this time around.

Day 20: Robots

Assigned meat rosemary day, or just do whatever you wish with robots and rosemary!

Day 21: Double Date

Imagine rosemary going on a double date with another ship you like!

Day 22: Dreambubbles

Either Rose and Kanaya having dreambubble fun times, or perhaps more Game Over angst?

Day 23: Domestic

Explore Rose and Kanaya’s sweet domestic life, as they deserve!

Day 24: Strider Third Wheeler

It wouldn’t be Rosemary without Dave trying to tag along like he’s their five year old son, right?

Day 25: Proposal

Who do you think proposed? Rose or Kanaya?

Day 26: Wedding Anniversary

Rose and Kanaya celebrating their marriage!!

Day 27: Snow

Imagine Rose and Kanaya undergoing snowy weather!

Day 28: Fnaf Day

Exactly what it says. Happy Fnaf Movie month

Day 29: Beach Episode

Imagine Rose and Kanaya just having some beach summer fun times

Day 30: Clothes/Style Swap

A good ol’ fashioned clothing/style swap between Rose and Kanaya!

Day 31: Halloween

Happy Halloween!! Are Rose and Kanaya trick or treating? Passing out candy? Going to a party?Scaring little kids to death maybe?? Do whatever halloween fun you want with these two!

[truly-morgan]

[Age Swap, Reigen convinces shisho that thigh fucking is okay (18+)]

MobRei | Mob Psycho 100 Age Swap AU 24-05-2023

[#mobrei, Intercrural Sex, Age Swap, 1630]

Reigen wanted to do more with Mob, even though he knew the man wouldn't.

So he tried finding a middle ground that should probably work.

It had taken a while to convince Mob that his feelings weren't caused by something Mob had done, nor that the man was horrible for liking him back (after all, it wasn't as if he was feeling like this for every teenager around, only him).

It had also taken some adaptation time for Mob to feel comfortable with simple affection touches. Holding hands, hugging, sitting and leaning against each other. The type of closeness they never had before.

It had taken some more to assure Mob that it was alright if they were kissing, it wasn't anything bad after all. Nothing sexual going on between them, just some ways to show affection. From there it slowly grew from chaste kisses here and there to makeout sessions.

Touching each other had surprisingly been initiated by Mob, albeit by accident and without thinking about it. They had been making out and the urge had likely been too big and the man was too lost in it that he had started touching him more, hand wandering between his legs and under his shirt.

He had been shocked when Reigen moaned in the kiss at his action, making him pull away as if he had been burned. It had taken Reigen some more reassuring that it was okay, he was older enough now, plus touching wasn't the same as going all the way.

He knew that Mob also knew what he was saying wasn't right, nor did Reigen believe himself. He knew that what Mob was doing to him should be considered wrong (and he would think so if it was anyone else than him), but he gently coaxed him away from those uncertainties.

after all, no one would know anyway, nor would Reigen tell anyone. It was a secret between the two of them.

And once Mob had gotten more sure about himself, he sure seemed to also be starving for the kind of intimate touches they exchanged (not without asking Reigen if it was alright every time they did something, but Reigen could deal with that if it meant having his shisho's hands all over him).

Convincing Mob to try and fuck between his thighs had been a bit trickier. But Reigen was determined and he couldn't possibly wait 4 more years before Mob finally accepted to fuck him properly.

He wanted to feel him over him, feeling him trust against him as he sought out pleasure, feel the warmth of his body all over him.

He had once again bullshitted his way through explaining that Mob thighs fucking him also didn't count, that he was still safe by doing that.

Mob had been hesitating, although it seemed like something in him snapped slightly when he saw Reigen presenting for him so prettily on his bed, naked and slightly shaking his hips to entice him.

the older man had carefully stepped behind him, still hard from the playing around they had been doing previously.

Reigen couldn't have been happier when he felt the man properly settle behind him, his heavy body caging him under him.

He then felt his mentor pushing his cock between his thigh, to which Reigen forced them even more tightly closed. He could feel him slowly sliding more easily as lube and precum started smearing between his thighs, rubbing against his own hardness as he kept going.

Reigen was slowly getting lost in the pleasure, feeling surrounded by his mentor. His smell was everywhere, from his bedsheet to the man himself pressing against his back. He could feel the warmth of his body against his, his body slick with sweat.

At some point Mob had hooked an arm around him, keeping him even more closely to his body than he did before, kissing against his neck and shoulder hungrily as he kept rutting against him.

Reigen was thrilled at hearing him groan and moan right next to his ear, something he wasn't used to seeing how quiet the man could be normally, especially compared to Reigen.

He started losing it and feeling like he was melting when Mob started jerking him to a similar rhythm to the erratic one of his hips. He could tell the man was getting closer.

Reigen was nearly shaking against him when he finally came, moaning his shisho's name, hoping he wasn't loud enough to be heard next door.

He soon found himself embraced in the tight and possessive hug, Mob's hips stuttering as he came between his thighs, making a mess between them.

Reigen felt a bit suffocated when Mob let most of his weight on him afterwards, still panting hard in the crook of his neck. But he couldn't care less, he felt so good being pressed so close to his lover.

They definitely needed to do this again in the future while waiting for him to be a proper adult.

And from the way Mob was lazily moving his hips, softened cock still trapped between his thighs, he felt like the man thought the same.

Original

[bottomlouisficfest]

This is the full list of fics from the Bottom Louis Fic Fest 2023. You can find more information about each fic and links to the fic posts in the bi-weekly masterposts, which are linked in the week labels below.

Week One:

love is pain, pain is pleasure (25k)

Good and Bad and Right and Wrong (5k)

The Wild Night to Memory Loss to Soul Mates Pipeline (18k)

Smile for the Camera for It Knows Everything, Hollywood Star (7k)

Three Men and a Baby (123k)

Week Two:

always an angel, never a god (40k)

I (Don't) Really Care For You (11k)

The wounds that scarred our souls (36k)

Cold Spring (8k)

Love Me If You Dare (55k)

Week Three:

only you and you alone (can thrill me like you do) (13k)

Sugar Water (9k)

PILOT. (5k)

Stockholm Syndrome (14k)

all the small things you do (remind me why i fell for you) (54k)

Week Four:

Swap me for your shadow (17k)

White Noise Frequency (6k)

Tainted Love (39k)

A Package Deal (19k)

it was all by design ('cause i'm a mastermind) (22k)

Week Five:

splash me across the silver screen (23k)

Spiders Don't Fly But Gods Do (7k)

i've got something to confess, i keep you in my pocket to use (17k)

The Knothead Neighbor (8k)

I found an angel so divine (31k)

Week Six:

always had that heart of mine (8k)

you know it ain't fiction, just a natural fact (13k)

The Bluest war and peace (27k)

could start a cult (9k)

Deleted Scenes (34k)

Week Seven:

Please, don’t say you want me (9k)

Heart Eyes (21k)

Hello, my name is Louis (10k)

we can follow the sparks (7k)

There is Thunder in Our Hearts (40k)

Week Eight:

Death Wish (22k)

Leave Like The Summer Breeze (7k)

all tumults and feelings (24k)

Muffins & Cigarettes (8k)

the face of love's rage (67k)

Week Nine:

part time soulmates (full time problem) (12k)

Spaces Between Us, Hold All Our Secrets (6k)

Bend the Rules (17k)

The Writing on the Wall (7k)

Define me again (54k)

Week Ten:

in deep devotion (11k)

You Were Always Mine (6k)

give my heart a holiday (17k)

always tell the truth (5k)

Wait For Me (17k)

Week Eleven:

Wait until you're sure (13k)

Wedding Bells Will Never Ring For Me (15k)

Your name is tattooed to the bottom of my heart (7k)

with gilded wolves on the wall (13k)

Please help support this year’s fics by liking and reblogging the posts on Tumblr, liking and retweeting the posts on Twitter, giving kudos, and leaving a comment! 😊

[flowerparrish]

[Podfic Link] | written by @autolysed

Star Wars: Commander Fox - centric

Rated: G | Length: 11 minutes

Summary:

As a rule, Commander Fox avoided direct contact with the Guard's shinies. It was better not to know them, to let them see her as the intimidating Marshal Commander and let her reputation as a hard-ass scare them into following the rules and regulations that would keep them safe. But when she stumbled across a shiny in need of some comfort, Fox did her best to provide.

Created for @summerpodficswap as a treat for @godoflaundrybaskets and @kbirbpods

[thecrennyweek]

Hi people! Finally the prompt list for this year's crenny week is here! We have almost two months to produce because it will run from November 22th to November 28th. This event is open to everyone so and although NSFW work is permitted, it must be censored, tagged as NSFW, and show Craig and Kenny as adults.

This years prompts:

November 22: Pets / Summer

November 23: Mysterion+Super Craig / Stars

November 24: Pirates / Time travel

November 25: Swapping clothes / Soulmate

November 26: Monster Au / Poor people in love

November 27: Wedding / Secret relationship

November 28: Free Day

Give your best! Any type of production is accepted, as long as it is not made with AI.

And don't forget to tag us 💙🧡 We are on X, Tumblr and Instagram as @thecrennyweek and on ao3 we created a collection where you can share your productions. Our banner this year was made with art from the amazing people who participated in Crenny Week 2023 and allowed us to use their images! A very special thanks to those who can be found here on Tumblr as @littlesihrena @thebrightmurk @toasted-treasure and on Instagram as @danoninis @lia_gamer23