#borifle

[darthteeth]

(^ picture of my draculaura at the top as a bribe)

Im at my wits my parents have still not finalized their divorced yet my deadbeat has bought a new fucking house but getting him to help me or my disabled sister can be like pulling teeth.im tired of explaining myself I'm burned out and suicidal I just want to meet one big mutual 4id goal, I've been taking care her and my own medical bills since 2022(and with help from dnations and friends money)but back then I had hope because I didn't know what long covid is or how serious it can be, I had no idea I HAD long covid I thought I would recover eventually. But I never did, now it's almost 2025 and I wanna shoot myself and get it over it. If you see this please share or dnate and if u want to see my old post check out the link below

TLDR: URGENT MUTUAL 4ID HELP A CHRONICALLY ILL PERSON AND THEIR DISABLED SISTER

529/6000€

I'm so sorry for tagging u guys a million times...

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[seth-shitposts]

Yall I stand firm on the headcanon that the bo-rifle and the meteorite are the only items Kallus had ever been gifted.

And that that changes once he joins the rebellion. But before that,

Zeb is tending to Kallus’s wounds post-zero hour. And Kallus is a bit more than a little out of it, after the intensive torture he had gone through and everything else.

Kallus actually tears up a little. And zeb says that it's okay, he's safe and kallus, utterly exhausted, says that he lost the meteorite.

Zeb: the what?

Kallus: the warm rock you gave me.

Zeb: you *kept* it? Why?

Kallus: aside from the bo-rifle- *realization hits* I LOST THE BORIFLE *sobs a bit*

Zeb calms him down a bit and then kallus continues

Kallus: I've only ever been *given* two things in my life, Garazeb. And that meteorite is ultimately what pushed me to scrap together the small amount of courage in my body to follow through with everything. Of course, sure, I didn't need it once I got the truth. The answers. But i- it was important to me...

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Sorry have to leave for work-

I'll probably flesh this out into a serious one shot later though.

[fis-paprikas]

5 Favorite Songs Right Now

ty @b1uetrees for tagging me 💖 in no particular order:

1. Security -- Amyl and the Sniffers

2. Lilac wine -- Jeff Buckley

3. Pipanonna -- Valentino Boskovic

4. Abstract (Psychopomp) -- Hozier

5. Werewolf gimmick -- The Mountain Goats

im tagging @zevranunderstander , @borifle and @its-yashas-strong-arms mwah no pressure

[totallytranstazertoastedtatortot]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favorite followers 🖤

I know you don't usually do this kind of thing, but it's worth a shot (:

Oh! Well I’m always in the mood for spreading positivity and self love. I’ll send it to as many people as I can think of!

Things I like about myself:

1. I’d like to think I’m pretty smart

2. Have always been creative, and a quick thinker

3. I admire the time and effort I’ve put into loving myself more, even though I still struggle sometimes

4. I love how my work allows me to feel like I’m making a difference in people’s lives

5. I love the people I’ve chosen to surround myself with! I like to think that says I have good judgement.

It’ll be faster to tag people so let’s see… @nerdyyetclassy @demi-demilich @borifle @phraven @tabletop-nightmare @thekatfuzz @laura5407 @xenogaydechronicles @transxenoblade @firebrde

[nsewell]

tagged by @keclan mwah

find your role here

create yourself here

i got tragic hero typical. the outfit styles for this one were sooo fun and i was able to finagle a pretty accurate representation of how i dress mr. toad looking ass.

tagging @coronabeth @borifle @kymal​ @vampiresco​

[demi-demilich]

Served major cunt at pride today with @borifle 🥰

[bearboyboy]

Is.. can I post half jokingly about feet kink here?? Is that???? Am I good??? Here’s Alex thinking Zeb (accurately) clocked him as a sub with a feet kink

Zeb and Alex were drinking one night in the tap cafe. It was one of the nights where they felt good laughing about how annoying it was dealing with the other when they were on opposing sides.

Alex complaining about while commending Zeb’s ability to land blows that left him with yellow and purple bruises for the next two weeks. Also complaining about how hard it was to type on his datapad while hiding a sprained wrist from his higher ups. Zeb complained about the scorced fur he had from time to time when Alex got a good hit with the electro-staff part of his borifle. Both laughing about their previous misery

“I’m glad you weren’t sparring regularly back then.. I don’t know where we’d be if you could fight like you do now back when you were still a bootlicker.”

😨 The color drains from Alex’s skin and his face lights up in shock.

😳 “W-what?” He mutters out, feeling his freckled cheeks heat up in embarassment, the blush reaching his ears.

🤨 Zeb gives him an odd look before laughing. 😄

“Have you never heard that? Well it basically means you suck up to authority. Like there was a time you’d ‘lick the boots of Thrawn if he told you to’ sorta thing”

😮 “..oh… funny..” 😐

🤨 “What were you thinking?”

😅 “n-nothing”

[totallytranstazertoastedtatortot]

@demi-demilich @borifle it’s Tooka

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[gavyvavy-archived]

21 through 26 for the CR asks 😚

*cracks knuckles* Okay sarah I see you.   I’m just gonna answer them in sets. My favorite PC’s from Campaign 1 and 2 is the warlocks. I absolutely adore Percy because I’m here for that found family shit. And Fjord is baby.... I’m here for that found family shit! (Which TMN does VERY well) Also maybe I’m a sucker for warlocks with British accents I dunno. My favorite C1 NPC is.. oh gosh. I’d say Gilmore but I feel like its that love for LGBT rep (lookin at you Allura/Kima) and the fact Ringleader has interacted with him. But actually from a story stand point I’d say Kaylie, she’s such a fucking important character to the development of Scanlan and in turn the party because of how he leaves and how he comes back and I feel the story wouldn’t be the same if Scanlan hadn’t left to go spend the much needed time with her. My favorite C2 NPC is the Gentleman without a doubt, I love Pumat for the same reason I love Gilmore and its just that fact that those shop keepers play such a solid stable place for the party but the Gentleman- I feel like the way Matt had him set up was, he was going to be another stable point of interest for the party but that all got turned tits up and he’s become such a caring person??? Like Idk how to explain it but like hes trying man LMAO. (y’know we talked about it B) )

Honorary best villian goes to Thordak cause I feel his character was pretty straight forward and flat but shout out to the parent of Ringo. I’ve been sitting here looking at the Antagonist list and I got nothin, I don’t think I had a favorite C1 villian, I just found the end to their arcs fucking awesome. (looking at you Ripley and Kevdak)

C2 ON THE OTHER HAND. FUCKING UUUUUUUUUUUUUh I HATED Avantika with my whole ass heart and probably foamed at the mouth at her demise. FUCK Lorenzo BITCH ASS. WE LOVE ONE HOT BOI. But if I had to choose one it would be Vokodo cause from the point of view of a player and as a DM I think Morkoths are FACINATING. I love it when mental stress is put on a party is such a way its such a great puzzle. Also I think we also all know that Vokodo was step one to what ever fucking nightmare we have coming our way so I tip my hat to him. 

[galpalaven]

@borifle replied to your link “The Curse of Blackwood Castle by galpalaven”

I already feel invested in the story you’re telling here �� I played fawkes first, cause my nb ass is predictable, and I like their inner monologues a lot. it feels really similar to how I think in my own head lmao. (also very much a fan of the ‘but there’s only one bed’ trope ��) The prose is good too, but I feel like there should be more choices throughout. the long pages of text are fine but I feel like I’d be more engaged with it if there was more interactivity maybe? idk but it’s really cool!

YEAH I KNOW i had like jfksdl 2 weeks to make this I didn’t have time for as many choices as I wanted and will be going back in and adding more choices eventually

[demi-demilich]

@borifle

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

[lesbinewren]

wtf happy birthday zoe!! 🌈✨

thank you!!! 💫

[kimabutch]

okay so “you had your time, you had the power/you’ve yet to have your finest hour” from radio gaga by queen gives me MAJOR m9 vibes 😩💕

NICE NICE NICE I’m always a fan of Queen + CR. 

That line kinda makes me emotional, because so many of the M9 are trying again for the second or third time and trying to get it right again. Their best is yet to come. 

Come yell at me about the songs that remind you of Critical Role! I’m making a giant playlist! (Song masterpost | CR music tag)

[totallytranstazertoastedtatortot]

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Milb (mutual I'd like to boop)

[kirkwallshero]

@borifle i did the same in my very first play through as well!! i felt soso bad, when i did it tho cause like alistair is meant to do great things! and i looove hawke and their story (da2 was my fave which is why i love hawke lmao) i always thought of it making more sense as a tragedy if that make sense. but IM STILL REGRETTING IT CUZ I DONT WANNA THINK ABOUT HOW THEIR LI IS GONNA FEEL ABT THIS SHIT

[kabaszo]

Today’s Twitch stream works -1/3 - requested by @lupineart Bo-Rifles clashing (I added the characters for fun)