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[henley-reeves]

I just started watching the x-files (for the first time) because of your reblogs. Can't believe it took me this long! :'D

Omg I'm so glad you did! I hope you love it! it was my very first obsession when I was a kid and Scully was my first favourite character, I used to dress up as her!

[kizzer55555]

Will Somebody Kill Them!

New idea. So the league of assassins is trying their usual tricks and attempting to get a very wealthy businessman to cooperate with their corporation. Unfortunatly, Vlad Masters does not wish to work under anyone. Nor share his technology with them. Because of his refusal, the league decides to send a warning as a consequence for defying them. And luckily for them, Vlad has 3 young children in his care that would make the perfect example. Unfortunatly….these kids are really hard to assassinate.

Meanwhile…Danny, Ellie, and Dan are bored. But suddenly they gain some…’enrichment’.

It gets bad enough that the League even reaches out to others. The Light, the League of Shadows, Slade, Deathstroke, the Court of Owls. If anyone can kill these kids there will be a massive reward. (And Vlad is just in the corner sipping his tequila.)

[rebouks]

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Robin: I’m afraid ghost cats don’t show up either, buddy…

[moonlit-dreamers]

redemption arc in which earth gives eclipse a rat to take care of and it spirals from there (he has multiple pets)

(different au from saving the light this is just goofy)

will probably explain this au more later (im tired, its 3am, this is scheduled to be posted when im asleep OTL) but just know that nobody planned for this. earth heard he liked rats in one therapy session and went "taking care of a pet could be good for him"

hes now a pet lover. u need advice on how to take care of this animal that u cant find good articles about? dw, hes got u. his special interest is animals (mainly rodents and reptiles (funny mixture if ya ask me)). u got a question? go to him. he has a disgusting amount of knowledge on many animals

he has the evil autism/silly

[blood-orange-juice]

I don't get this guy. I don't get this guy at all. The moment I think I Got This Guy someone quotes a line I don't know how to explain.

Another one from Labyrinth Warriors:

Childe: This may come as an unpleasant surprise to Miss Xinyan and Shiki Taishou, but I'm not someone who cares for allegiance and affiliation. 

Childe: Good and evil, right and wrong, duty and destiny... are these things really so important? Are they really more appealing than the euphoria of battle and close combat?

So... no grand glorious goal, no special destiny (or perhaps none that he cares for?), no sense of duty. No morals either.

Sir, why are you *behaving* then? He's surprisingly restrained for someone who thinks like that.

Why the No Lying thing? Ok, I can theorise he just doesn't want to overcomplicate things.

Why the maniacal keeping of promises? That doesn't help with anything (except for making him slightly more palatable to the general public).

He obviously tries not to kill when it's not necessary (to the point where we have no confirmation whether the guy has ever killed a human). He doesn't start fights first. There are some pretty strict rules that he follows and those seem to get him very little actual fighting. Seems a bit counterproductive.

Why the constant larp. Ok, maybe it's not larp, his set of social skills Just Looks Like That (understandable, considering where he got it).

Also that whole preciousness of childhood dreams thing. Looks like a moral stance to me.

Perhaps I'm overthinking things and there's truly nothing else? Battle as a form of trascendence, a tendency to only feel alive on a hefty dose of adrenaline, a few human attachments. Attachments come with a desire to make loved ones happy, I suppose that could somewhat humanise his behaviour.

Still doesn't explain half of it.

Or I'm overcomplicating things and he's trying to convince himself he really thinks that. Not exactly lying but not the truth either.

*bangs her head on the keyboard*

[lesbiten]

ppl who neglect their cats and leave them outside will be like "we literally domesticated cats they used to be WILD and UNTAMED and so they should live outside!!!!!!" .....................what do you think domestication is all about like did you forget that before you finished the sentence or

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various recent pictures of things

[rosykims]

just occured to me that datv!ashara is around the same age her mother was when she turned into a despair abomination and died lol

[tiberius-kirks]

before getting a cat as an adult I had no idea how much of my time would be spent staring adoringly at her and stopping whatever I was doing to pick her up and kiss her on the noggin

[thelovelyblark-barg]

unironically seeing art of cheese and fred fredburger together, along with gir, make my inner child incredibly happy

[mynamesnotdahlia]

i feel like i’m at such a. weird age

[cruelprincae]

one of the many, many reasons why cardan deserves better and why we're hating on asha 24/7. rereading i never noticed that asha left him while he was a baby. i thought he was a toddler when that happened. THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE SMH.

[misconceivedcapricorn]

I'm such a little hater sometimes like tell me why I want to shake up a fandom when their takes on characters and their relationships don't align with mine

[tender-rosiey]

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[justaholeinmysoul]

So my sister just randomly gave away her traumatised kid's cat....

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Hey so like many of you, I saw that article about how people are going into college having read no classic books. And believe it or not, I've been pissed about this for years. Like the article revealed, a good chunk of American Schools don't require students to actually read books, rather they just give them an excerpt and tell them how to feel about it. Which is bullshit.

So like. As a positivity post, let's use this time to recommend actually good classic books that you've actually enjoyed reading! I know that Dracula Daily and Epic the Musical have wonderfully tricked y'all into reading Dracula and The Odyssey, and I've seen a resurgence of Picture of Dorian Gray readership out of spite for N-tflix, so let's keep the ball rolling!

My absolute favorite books of all time are The Haunting of Hill House and We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson. Classic psychological horror books about unhinged women.

I adore The Bad Seed by William March. It's widely considered to be the first "creepy child" book in American literature, so reading it now you're like "wow that's kinda cliche- oh my god this is what started it. This was ground zero."

I remember the feelings of validation I got when people realized Dracula wasn't actually a love story. For further feelings of validation, please read Frankenstein by Mary Shelley and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. There's a lot the more popular adaptations missed out on.

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier is an absolute gem of a book. It's a slow-build psychological study so it may not be for everyone, but damn do the plot twists hit. It's a really good book to go into blind, but I will say that its handling of abuse victims is actually insanely good for the time period it was written in.

Moving on from horror, you know people who say "I loved this book so much I couldn't put it down"? That was me as a kid reading A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett. Picked it up while bored at the library and was glued to it until I finished it.

Peter Pan and Wendy by JM Barrie was also a childhood favorite of mine. Next time someone bitches about Woke Casting, tell them that the original 1911 Peter Pan novel had canon nonbinary fairies.

Watership Down by Richard Adams is my sister Cori's favorite book period. If you were a Warrior Cats, Guardians of Ga'Hoole or Wings of Fire kid, you owe a metric fuckton to Watership Down and its "little animals on a big adventure" setup.

A Raisin in the Sun by Lorraine Hansberry was a play and not a book first, but damn if it isn't a good fucking read. It was also named after a Langston Hughes poem, who's also an absolutely incredible author.

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury is a book I absolutely adore and will defend until the day I die. It's so friggin good, y'all, I love it more than anything. You like people breaking out of fascist brainwashing? You like reading and value knowledge? You wanna see a guy basically predict the future of television back in 1953? Read Fahrenheit.

Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain and To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee are considered required reading for a reason: they're both really good books about young white children unlearning the racial biases of their time. Huck Finn specifically has the main character being told that he will go to hell if he frees a slave, and deciding eternal damnation would be worth it.

As a sidenote, another Mark Twain book I was obsessed with as a kid was A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Exactly what it says on the tin, incredibly insane read.

If Beale Street Could Talk by James Baldwin is a heartbreaking but powerful book and a look at the racism of the time while still centering the love the two black protagonists feel for each other. Giovanni's Room by the same author is one that focuses on a MLM man struggling with his sexuality, and it's really important to see from the perspective of a queer man living in the 50s– as well as Baldwin's autobiographical novel, Go Tell it on the Mountain.

Agatha Christie mysteries are all still absolutely iconic, but Murder on the Orient Express is such a good read whether or not you know the end twist.

Maybe-controversial-maybe-not take: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov is a good book if you have reading comprehension. No, you're not supposed to like the main character. He pretty much spells that out for you at the end ffs.

Animal Farm by George Orwell was another favorite of mine; it was written as an obvious metaphor for the rise of fascism in Russia at the time and boy does it hit even now.

And finally, please read Shakespeare plays. As soon as you get used to their way of talking, they're not as hard to understand as people will lead you to believe. My absolute favorite is Twelfth Night- crossdressing, bisexual love triangles, yellow stockings... it's all a joy.

and those are just the ones i thought of off the top of my head! What're your guys' favorite classic books? Let's make everyone a reading list!