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official-german-puns · 2 years ago

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Hab grade das hier in unserem Kühlschrank gefunden und musste lachen.

für alle Seitanisten

#bored-cat-child #übertragung #seitan

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henley-reeves · 8 months ago

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I just started watching the x-files (for the first time) because of your reblogs. Can't believe it took me this long! :'D

Omg I'm so glad you did! I hope you love it! it was my very first obsession when I was a kid and Scully was my first favourite character, I used to dress up as her!

#thank you so much for coming to my inbox and sharing❤❤❤#please tell me your thoughts as you watch🥺💜#ask #bored-cat-child

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rebouks · 6 months ago

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Previous // Next

Robin: I’m afraid ghost cats don’t show up either, buddy…

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #robin finch #GHOST CAT!!#he has a pretty orb tho at least #😌#and can u rlly be classed as a slightly odd child if u don't hang out in graveyards now n then?#this post was me just fucking around setting up for smth else tbh lmao #that's why the reshade is diff #raising robin's photography skill the legit way too cos cheating skills is boring sometimes #i like to pretend i'm taking photos AS robin cos it's neat #like ok lil guy what would u take pics of GO

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kizzer55555 · 12 hours ago

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Will Somebody Kill Them!

New idea. So the league of assassins is trying their usual tricks and attempting to get a very wealthy businessman to cooperate with their corporation. Unfortunatly, Vlad Masters does not wish to work under anyone. Nor share his technology with them. Because of his refusal, the league decides to send a warning as a consequence for defying them. And luckily for them, Vlad has 3 young children in his care that would make the perfect example. Unfortunatly….these kids are really hard to assassinate.

Meanwhile…Danny, Ellie, and Dan are bored. But suddenly they gain some…’enrichment’.

It gets bad enough that the League even reaches out to others. The Light, the League of Shadows, Slade, Deathstroke, the Court of Owls. If anyone can kill these kids there will be a massive reward. (And Vlad is just in the corner sipping his tequila.)

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer55555 ideas #Dan Ellie and Danny are bored. Then assassins come and they decide to have some fun.#Vlad travels all over but it literally does not matter. No matter where the assassins strike the kids are perfectly fine.#The three siblings haven’t been exposed as having powers yet so the assassins think they are getting beat by three legitimate civilians.#In fact. They might not actually be using their powers much.#They might have a bet to see how many assassins and mercenaries they can take out without using abilities. Just home alone those suckers.#Of course when they DO use abilities it freaks everyone out because the child was RIGHT THERE. I swear!#No I don’t know why the bomb didn’t go off! Why are the lights cutting out!? Is this the court? I bet it’s the court of owls.#One day a rogue is gonna make the mistake of attacking a gala with those three kids and all the assassins and mercinaries are just gonna #Sit back and watch the action. They are deeply petty and want to watch someone else suffer failure for once.#Also…I think Kalrion’s familiar fell in love with Maddie the cat…how did that happen?#Do….do they have a glowing green dog? WHY?!#Can someone tell me why the Master’s butler has Black Armor? And carries a sword?

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moonlit-dreamers · 1 year ago

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redemption arc in which earth gives eclipse a rat to take care of and it spirals from there (he has multiple pets)

(different au from saving the light this is just goofy)

will probably explain this au more later (im tired, its 3am, this is scheduled to be posted when im asleep OTL) but just know that nobody planned for this. earth heard he liked rats in one therapy session and went "taking care of a pet could be good for him"

hes now a pet lover. u need advice on how to take care of this animal that u cant find good articles about? dw, hes got u. his special interest is animals (mainly rodents and reptiles (funny mixture if ya ask me)). u got a question? go to him. he has a disgusting amount of knowledge on many animals

he has the evil autism/silly

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blood-orange-juice · 1 year ago

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I don't get this guy. I don't get this guy at all. The moment I think I Got This Guy someone quotes a line I don't know how to explain.

Another one from Labyrinth Warriors:

Childe: This may come as an unpleasant surprise to Miss Xinyan and Shiki Taishou, but I'm not someone who cares for allegiance and affiliation.

Childe: Good and evil, right and wrong, duty and destiny... are these things really so important? Are they really more appealing than the euphoria of battle and close combat?

So... no grand glorious goal, no special destiny (or perhaps none that he cares for?), no sense of duty. No morals either.

Sir, why are you *behaving* then? He's surprisingly restrained for someone who thinks like that.

Why the No Lying thing? Ok, I can theorise he just doesn't want to overcomplicate things.

Why the maniacal keeping of promises? That doesn't help with anything (except for making him slightly more palatable to the general public).

He obviously tries not to kill when it's not necessary (to the point where we have no confirmation whether the guy has ever killed a human). He doesn't start fights first. There are some pretty strict rules that he follows and those seem to get him very little actual fighting. Seems a bit counterproductive.

Why the constant larp. Ok, maybe it's not larp, his set of social skills Just Looks Like That (understandable, considering where he got it).

Also that whole preciousness of childhood dreams thing. Looks like a moral stance to me.

Perhaps I'm overthinking things and there's truly nothing else? Battle as a form of trascendence, a tendency to only feel alive on a hefty dose of adrenaline, a few human attachments. Attachments come with a desire to make loved ones happy, I suppose that could somewhat humanise his behaviour.

Still doesn't explain half of it.

Or I'm overcomplicating things and he's trying to convince himself he really thinks that. Not exactly lying but not the truth either.

*bangs her head on the keyboard*

#what is wrong with him #childe #tartaglia #I swear #he's just a bored cat

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lesbiten · 1 year ago

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ppl who neglect their cats and leave them outside will be like "we literally domesticated cats they used to be WILD and UNTAMED and so they should live outside!!!!!!" .....................what do you think domestication is all about like did you forget that before you finished the sentence or

#its like the number one thing i see is like #ohh you cant keep a cat inside because theyre wild and they get bored and they hate it #and its like #im sorry you had a really bored and understimulated and therefore asshole cat as a child #but that doesnt mean all cats are killing themselves over being kept inside #cats through domestication have BECOME indoor animals. who fully rely on humans #yes cats CAN survive outside but not without being an invasive species in most places and shortening their lifespan by 10+ years #they literally need humans to live #if you dont want to have a cat in your house then. do not. get a cat #?#like if youre listing the reasons you keep your cat outside and those include things like #claws. litterbox. meowing. blah blah blah #you are just describing vital aspects to cat ownership. dont get a fucking dog and then throw it out cuz it has fur do you ?#sorry it just makes me so genuinely mad how normalized cat neglect is and the people doing it insist YOU are the bad one for #actually taking care of the animal you got #simon says

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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago

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Various recent pictures of things

#or.. recent ISH.. this was still a few months ago lol #photo diary #EEEee... it's like over 45 minutes away from where I live but I finally found an arcade to go to that's not like entirely in the city and #is less busy. I went like the second they opened at 11:55am on a tuesday while school was still in. So there was basically no other people #there aside from like 5 staff. + wearing high quality KN95 mask and limiting my time there to under 1hr..#Also this was before the current summer covid surge happening since June in the US. so... I got to do One Single safe activity for once lol #skee ball my beloved.....#I actually don't like a lot of arcade games so I basically just spent 70% of the time doing skeeball ghjbjh #But I did weirdly like that pearl themed machine.. even though its one of those foolish games where you just drop items #and hope that they build up enough to let coins fall. like very boring not skill based or etc. But the Aesthetics of it.. I was drawn #to.. I wanted to crack the glass open and harvest the smooth white orbs from inside.. it would have been even cooler if they were #actually pearlescent in some way. but the round bubbly design and the blue and white water and shell theme entranced me #I love air hockey also but this machine was really flat and weird. like not enough air was pumping and the puck was very cheap and flimsy #An afterschool daycare place I went to once as a child had an air hockey machine that they would allow kids limited use to sometimes #and the air was always BLASTING up from the table so much that you could lay on it and it was like being hit by a slight breeze. and the #puck was very hefty and more of a satisfying clunk when you shot it around. I mastered skee ball with two arms #where I would load up a game on two machines right next to each other and throw one ball with my left hand to the left machine and one #with my right to the other and still got an okay ish score on both lol. But I do forget arcades can be very sensory overwhelming like #bright lights and noises and stuff.. walking past every blinking machine chirping at me like SHUT UP I'm trying to get to SKEE BALL #leave me ALONNEE. ghjhb... ANYWAY.. other stuff.. some images of clouds as usual.. a quaint little breakfaste #of eggs. pickled onions. grapes strawberries. and some turkey bacon. Also ofcourse Cat In Weird Position image.#he's always sitting with his legs stretched out funny #I kind of hate arcades on principle since much is a waste of money and time and many games are rigged (especially claw games) where #theres like some Illusion of Skill but so much of it is just random. I simply do not have the patience for that sort of thing. And usually #all the stuff you can win is bad anyway. BUT I also love active games.. if there was a place where I could JUST play skee ball. ddr.#air hockey. and like games where you have to aim at stuff (shooting games. wack a mole. etc.) then I would go there instead.#Active Games Only arcade. It bothers me sometimes to have to walk past all the scammy games to get to the decent ones lol..#Begone.. Out of my site at once... wretched claw machines.. and those things where you try and stop a light or whatever

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vancalox · 7 months ago

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just occured to me that datv!ashara is around the same age her mother was when she turned into a despair abomination and died lol

#oc: ashara #this insight is a glass of water on a coffee table and i am a bored unruly cat #ive always had caitriona balfe as my hc for numina (her mother) but now ASHARA is old enough for that faceclaim . hm.#i think ill keep her original fc even tho i barely even saw her as charlene weiss to begin with either #but i do love the idea of her covering up all the mirrors in her rooms because she looks too much like her mother #and not just her face but her whole life. the mental illness. the alienation. the devotion/sacrifice/love for a man who will never return i #the grief of abandonment <3 lmao <3 #so much of ashara's prickly personality was a front in a desperate bid to avoid becoming her mother #and yet here we are. pov i am my mothers child ill love you til my breathing stops i'll love you til you call the cops on me i guess 👍😀👍

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tiberius-kirks · 2 years ago

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before getting a cat as an adult I had no idea how much of my time would be spent staring adoringly at her and stopping whatever I was doing to pick her up and kiss her on the noggin

#toaster tales #she's just the best?? ever??#growing up i either a) was a child and thus wanted something more to do than sit and stare at a cat or b) was older yet had a frankly-#-frankly boring and grumpy cat. i loved him deeply from afar because affection had to he on his own terms #anyways. she is so small and so loud and so perfect

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thelovelyblark-barg · 1 year ago

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unironically seeing art of cheese and fred fredburger together, along with gir, make my inner child incredibly happy

#my favorite character as a child was The Boring or Scardy Cat OR LOL RANDOM XD NO exceptions

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mynamesnotdahlia · 1 year ago

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i feel like i’m at such a. weird age

#i’m well aware that most people would barely consider me an adult but i feel so boring and like all my problems are such big things #my problems are my rent and not being able to afford food and clinical depression i definitely don’t feel like a child anymore #i don’t know it’s weird being on like the precipice of entering my 20s #once i’m there there’s no way to deny i’m an adult #there’s already no way to deny it really #anyone who knows me knows why i can’t deny it #everything’s so hard #if anyone reads this vent you’re a saint #go pet a cat if you see this. or a friendly fish.

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cruelprincae · 2 years ago

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one of the many, many reasons why cardan deserves better and why we're hating on asha 24/7. rereading i never noticed that asha left him while he was a baby. i thought he was a toddler when that happened. THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE SMH.

#( 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ┊ character study )#( 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 ┊ Asha )#( not the cat abandoning cardan too:(#( but yeah asha 'cardan was a capricious child. he will get bored of you sooner or later' my ass. he's not you >:((#( i honestly don't see a toddler that was too difficult to deal with. i see a mother who never even tried #( and when said kid learned to be difficult cause that's how he survived she went 'aight this child is obviously too much for me'#( NO WONDER HE HAS ISSUES

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misconceivedcapricorn · 4 months ago

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I'm such a little hater sometimes like tell me why I want to shake up a fandom when their takes on characters and their relationships don't align with mine

#like sorry to be cringe and talk about genshin impact but like I have always been befuddled by the argument that Nahida is an adult #like even putting aside that being 500 years old doesn't really mean anything if you're literally an avatar of irminsul #thematically Nahida has been consistently associated with children and imagery relating to childhood games and activities #such as hopscotch and cat's cradle etc #I think generally part of her gig is that she is a child god #and people tend to hit her with the 'actually an adult' beam most especially in relation to wanderer so they can make her his mother figure #in regards to ace attorney I am firecely a Klavier Gavin defender #Like arguing that he doesn't care about Daryan or Kristoph because he doesn't have a supermassive breakdown about it is kind of ehhh??#also parts of his characterisation has quite literally been lost in translation and make him seem a bit more shallow #also I have no idea what he calls Ema and Trucy in the original Japanese ver of AA4 considering he does call them frauleins in eng #which I have been told just painst him a bit misogynistically #so I have no idea in that regard if him being slightly misogynistic is part of his character or not #but anyways Klavier Gavin is my favourite character and I refuse to accept anyone saying he's boring because he got me into aa #goat rambles

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tender-rosiey · 4 months ago

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“HEY, SO I AM ACTUALLY REALLY CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFE”

— texting gojo, geto, sukuna, nanami, toji, and megumi after they scare somebody off for you

gojo, geto, nanami

toji, sukuna, megumi

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justaholeinmysoul · 1 year ago

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So my sister just randomly gave away her traumatised kid's cat....

#i grew attached to the cat too since she went take it home when he was 1 month old he grew up here #it was a good way to teach the child a way to care to others while going through the shit her parents caused her #and she got bored since she can't just let it die like she did w other animals she just gave it away without telling anyone #if i didn't hate her already

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