#boooooo tomato tomato tomato

[daddyn3xus]

you gotta choose between never mewing and never edging for the rest of ur life, which are ya picking?

this is a stupid question. never mewing wtf do you think this is

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

to tubbo’s response:

“Boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅”

- Sasha

(I don’t know when that was posted I think I saw it a little late)

PUT THOSE TOMATOES DOWN MY BOYFRIEND WILL GET MESSY 💔💔💔

You’re an APPLE seller not a TOMATO seller‼️‼️

[mrcspectr]

What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?

...

Moo Year’s Eve.

[maple-leaf-in-autumn]

my high school crush who i haven’t talked to in a year and a half said i need to tell my situationship about my complicated feelings for her

[deathblacksmoke]

decided i need cheering up again because his injuries are not life threatening

decided i no longer need cheering up bc ian watkins was stabbed in jail and is in critical condition and honestly? cheered me right up.

does that make me a bad person? actually no. thanks ❤️

[ariadne-mouse]

Aw, Mr. Zathuda, are you upset that you're having a bad time with your villain alliance that doesn't appreciate you? Feeling angry and sad? Well maybe you shouldn't have called yourself the Sorrowlord

[babblingbonnabel]

🎭 | im going crrrrazy!!! Lore lore lore!!

Scar isnt in this arc but i was told to draw him <3

video transcript: "Call me (us) Dylan."

title cards! I'm super normal and cool 😀 to all the people who said 'I have no idea what's going on but this slaps' i love you, please continue to thrive.

[scaredstupid]

wife guy

[starfiyah]

you think i WANT to see more of steven? cuz i don’t. nothing made me happier than when i stopped seeing him on the channel bc he became ceo of whatever

we’ve lost another channel to out of touch syndrome

[fairycosmos]

they took away icons on desktop. whats next cold blooded murder of the tumblr userbase

[prettyboykatsuki]

@ j.marston : you and me against the world, angel.

silly johnfang instafeed thing per lambs request. @nanamimizz

[kazumist]

THE WAY THINGS GO .ᐟ

✩ — being petty with each other is simple how the way things go between you and your boyfriend, itoshi sae.

✩ — includes: itoshi sae x gn!reader. fluff. cw: ooc sae (bear with me i havent read bllk in a while and just wanted to give it a shot). wc: 395. reblogs and feedback are appreciated !! ouhhh first time actually writing for bllk,, i dont rlly feel good abt this one but i hope this was ok

during the ten months, six days, and thirty-two minutes that itoshi sae has spent with you, he only found out now that you were actually a big fat liar.

"did you eat my snacks?"

"uhm, no?"

"you don't sound sure about that."

sae wasn't necessarily a fan of sweets (which you found quite despicable of him; who wouldn't love at least a bit of sweets every once in a while?) but there's one snack that you did manage to get him fond of—hello panda biscuits.

it wasn't too sweet, nor was it too bland either; it was perfect for sae's taste. unfortunately for him, you were also a fan of those snacks. which brings you to the confrontation that's taking place now—because apparently, the hello panda biscuits you had in stock ran out just when sae was about to eat them again.

lying wasn't the best choice; of course it isn't, but you were curious to see how sae would react once he found out that you (accidentally) ate the last pack. there are three outcomes for this:

a.) sae lets this slide and just buys another box.

b.) sae will act petty around you until you get him another box (most likely to happen).

c.) sae moves on with his life and acts like it didn't happen at all.

much to your dismay, none of these happened. there was, in fact, a fourth outcome that you weren't able to consider: sae gets his revenge on you by eating up all your snacks as well. going to the living room, you stood in front of him with a hand on your hip.

"you ate it, didn't you?"

"ate what?"

"sae, don't act dumb on me."

he raises an eyebrow at you, acting like he has no clue what you're saying. after a few attempts at pressing him about it (all failed; he just wouldn't admit it), you soon gave up and were about to leave the room before sae pulled you onto his lap.

"do you really think being affectionate is going to make me forgive you?"

"i didn't say anything when you ate my hello panda biscuits."

"so you did know about that."

"you aren't really the best at lying, you know?" he replies, pressing small kisses onto your neck.

"let's just go buy some more snacks later."

"i like the sound of that."

[sillyum]

GUYYYYSSSSSSSS GUYS SHAUYSYSGkqgdkdihhi

[mrspockify]

ao3 tags that make me irrationally angry

[pcktknife]

oh these x rank mfs finna HATE me

[elitehoe]

This mix tag really had the potential to be so good I fucking hate it here