#boooooo tomato tomato

[simplydnp]

'youre gonna sit on my knee' and then he diDNT

[haxardouswaste]

atychiphobia - the fear of failure or being humiliated

[mrspockify]

ao3 tags that make me irrationally angry

[soangelbaby]

john b makes me cringe

[jakkrabbitz]

Mutant Mayhem brains and brawn’s duo live reaction to the trailer leak

[jadabootz]

i gotta do something on my birthday every year for the rest of my life this is DOOKIE

[liinos]

xkit rewritten doesn't have an option to make the dash look like it used to but I swear there was an option to change it back in the settings??? why can I not have the white posts with the less aggressive blue🚶‍♀️

[sockgate]

Another reminder to Buy Canadian (Prime streak is over)

[chaos--mode]

im just gonna... quietly go make ophala in bg.3 while tumblr figures its shit out....

[ariadne-mouse]

Aw, Mr. Zathuda, are you upset that you're having a bad time with your villain alliance that doesn't appreciate you? Feeling angry and sad? Well maybe you shouldn't have called yourself the Sorrowlord

[the-prince-telemachus]

“O…okay?” He seems reluctant

“What’s up with the wolf stuff.”

Open Starter — Drunk from the Lethe

basically Telemachus forgets everything ever

Telemachus had been missing for a week, until you spotted him in the forest. Looking confused.

He then looked up at you.

“Hi! Who’re you?”

@unhinged-waterlilly, @penelope-is-waiting, @sillypuppetmeister, @little-birdie-cass, @paris-you-idiot, Idk

[kazumist]

THE WAY THINGS GO .ᐟ

✩ — being petty with each other is simple how the way things go between you and your boyfriend, itoshi sae.

✩ — includes: itoshi sae x gn!reader. fluff. cw: ooc sae (bear with me i havent read bllk in a while and just wanted to give it a shot). wc: 395. reblogs and feedback are appreciated !! ouhhh first time actually writing for bllk,, i dont rlly feel good abt this one but i hope this was ok

during the ten months, six days, and thirty-two minutes that itoshi sae has spent with you, he only found out now that you were actually a big fat liar.

"did you eat my snacks?"

"uhm, no?"

"you don't sound sure about that."

sae wasn't necessarily a fan of sweets (which you found quite despicable of him; who wouldn't love at least a bit of sweets every once in a while?) but there's one snack that you did manage to get him fond of—hello panda biscuits.

it wasn't too sweet, nor was it too bland either; it was perfect for sae's taste. unfortunately for him, you were also a fan of those snacks. which brings you to the confrontation that's taking place now—because apparently, the hello panda biscuits you had in stock ran out just when sae was about to eat them again.

lying wasn't the best choice; of course it isn't, but you were curious to see how sae would react once he found out that you (accidentally) ate the last pack. there are three outcomes for this:

a.) sae lets this slide and just buys another box.

b.) sae will act petty around you until you get him another box (most likely to happen).

c.) sae moves on with his life and acts like it didn't happen at all.

much to your dismay, none of these happened. there was, in fact, a fourth outcome that you weren't able to consider: sae gets his revenge on you by eating up all your snacks as well. going to the living room, you stood in front of him with a hand on your hip.

"you ate it, didn't you?"

"ate what?"

"sae, don't act dumb on me."

he raises an eyebrow at you, acting like he has no clue what you're saying. after a few attempts at pressing him about it (all failed; he just wouldn't admit it), you soon gave up and were about to leave the room before sae pulled you onto his lap.

"do you really think being affectionate is going to make me forgive you?"

"i didn't say anything when you ate my hello panda biscuits."

"so you did know about that."

"you aren't really the best at lying, you know?" he replies, pressing small kisses onto your neck.

"let's just go buy some more snacks later."

"i like the sound of that."

[mistpelt]

HE INVADED THE CRK YOUTUBE ACC WHAT THE FU.

[fairycosmos]

they took away icons on desktop. whats next cold blooded murder of the tumblr userbase

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

@ j.marston : you and me against the world, angel.

silly johnfang instafeed thing per lambs request. @nanamimizz

[polomarco2]

anyone else seen that one Miku thing? kinda reminded me of him