#boomboom my heart

[lovejoshua]

♡ OMG IT'S A LOVE LETTER ADDRESSED TO YOU

♡ if you recieve this ask, it means that you're appreciated and loved and beautiful

♡ whoever sent this to you hopes that you're taking care of yourself and staying hydrated

♡ remember to do things that make you happy and stay true to yourself

♡ feel free to pass on the love but it's totally alright if you break the chain :D

AHH THANK YOU 🥺🥺

[zerocksout]

GDI I should have voted Daybreaker ngl, that IS a pretty sick name

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HELP VOTE FOR DAYBREAKER

In the arms of the enemy

Who is the machine behind the bandana? What secrets remain cloaked by his cape? Is he really your enemy?

(Pls rb so others will see the poll!)

[funkygroovejam]

Somebody requested that I do a heart sounds video wherein I show the vein in my biceps. I figured that doing some flexing would show my vein nicely. I do believe that this is the first time I have flexed in front of a camera. My heart was already pumping hard thanks to the looooong day and night, and the morning coffee. Flexing made him pump even harder. Kinda wouldn't mind an ear to my chest right about now. I want somebody to tell me how hard and strong my heart is pumping. Tell me how hard he is pumping against your face. Tell me that my heart is making your heart pumping hard, and then grab my head and press it to your chest. BOOMboom, BOOMboom, BOOMboom is what I will hear.

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

BOOMBOOM!

bllk boys as otome love interests

gender neutral reader

content warning(s): some of them may be sentient

ISAGI YOICHI!

the best friend and lead character!

Everyone loves and treasures this kind of love interest. Isagi is the hardworking, earnest kind of male lead, and no matter what kind of obstacle the game tosses at you, he’s the love interest that always comes out on top to save the day! Some people might call him boring or are quick to dismiss him as the bland protagonist, but in reality, there’s more to Isagi than the smiley, good boy attitude he puts on. As the lead protagonist and the poster boy, Isagi’s an awfully greedy love interest. If you aren’t prepared to give him your entire heart, then you might get horrendously caught off guard by his egotistical and almost sadistic way of demanding love. After all, this is his game, isn’t it?

“I love you,” Isagi whispers gently. The scene’s perfect: a lovely setting sun that dyes the edges of his world with the most breathtaking swirls of pink and orange, a gentle breeze that ruffles his hair, and the comforting weight of you leaning against his shoulder. He could die right now, and Isagi swears that he’d still be the happiest man in the world. He feels like he’s been through thick and thin with you.

And he always would be there for you. That’s what someone like him was for, right? He cranes his head, and he glances down at you. The smile on his face is infectious, and you find yourself grinning up at him too. Deep down, you should know that Isagi’s just a video game character, yet as the cutscenes unfold and Isagi continues to proclaim his love for you, you can’t help but feel like he’s more of a real blood-and-flesh person rather than a compilation of blurred pixels on your screen.

He presses a shy kiss to the crown of your head, and he cups your face. Isagi’s hands are careful yet soft, and you want to bury your face into his touch. How could he be so loving yet so unpredictable at the same time? Was this truly the same man who vowed to raise hell the moment anyone else threatened his claim on you? Not that it mattered. You’d never have eyes for anyone else.

“Tell me you love me too,” Isagi urges. He nudges you playfully, and you curiously glance up to meet his big blue eyes. 

> “I love you too, Yoichi.”

> “Let’s be together forever.”

ITOSHI RIN!

bad boy rival!

It’s only inevitable that you get off on the wrong foot with a love interest like Rin. He’s gruff and rough around the edges, and he has no time for anyone that fails to live up to his standards. But behind those hardened walls is a wounded boy who wants love more than anybody else around him. He might brush off your open hand more than once, but if you’re insistent enough, he’ll become the most loyal lover of them all! Only those that can brave the sting of his bites are rewarded the sweetness of his exclusive kisses. Besides, his beautiful black hair, alluring eyelashes, and piercing teal eyes are all physical features to make even the most jaded of people to instantly fall in love with him. Maybe you’ll be the one to melt his icy heart?

Rin pouts, and you know immediately that he’s avoiding your gaze. “...Quit looking at me with those eyes.”

“What eyes?” You innocently ask. You know perfectly well what you’re doing to him. You hang off of his arm, pursing your lips and looking up at him with the best puppy eyes your avatar character can muster up. “C’mon, Rinnie… Do you not like being with me? Is that it?”

The boy grits his teeth, and the light flushes of pink dusting his cheeks signal to you that you’re getting closer and closer to your goal. “T-That’s not it…! Ugh, stop clinging to me so much. It’s gross. You’ll make me throw up.”

“Ehhhh? Is it so wrong for me to want love from my boyfriend? Hmph! If you act like that, I’ll just go and find someone else instead!” You pretend to huff, holding your ground. He grits his teeth. You’re enjoying this far too much, and Rin lets out the biggest sigh, defeatedly shaking his head and exhaling deeply.

“...Fine. I’ll take you out to the new cafe that opened around the block. And fine, fine, I’ll pay for it. Happy now?” Only then does he look at you. Despite his harsh glare, the corners of his lips twitch subtly, and you’re more than aware that Rin only puts up the tough guy act to keep up his jaded reputation around his social circles.

You clap your hands delighted. “Yes! You’re the best, Rinnie!”

The otome game character huffs, and he holds his head high. “You owe me though.”

> “How about a big ol’ kiss?”

> “Ehhh? So mean! I’ll tell on you to Sae!”

NIKO IKKI!

shy, shy, shy!

Quiet, introverted, and observant, Niko really isn’t the kind of otome love interest that might grab your attention by force or wedge his way into your route. His appeal comes in his constant presence and his intrigue. Everybody knows about the loudspoken guys or the troublemakers, but only a select few have the courage or the knowledge to befriend a loner love interest like Niko. Don’t get him wrong—it’s not that he’s a loser or anything. Niko has his own voracious streak that he keeps beautifully under wraps. He’ll draw you in with his concealed charm bit-by-bit, fully luring you away from the pomp and circumstance of your stereotypical otome routes. You’ll always come running back to him once you’re hooked. That much he’s sure of.

“You know, I never thought a guy as reserved as you could be so lively,” you admit sheepishly. You can never pinpoint how Niko’s feeling exactly, but you’re sure that if you could push past his long bangs and look into his pretty eyes, he would probably blush and look away. The loud electric noises of the arcade echo in your ears, and Niko bites the inside of his cheek in concentration as he guides the claw machine to bend to his will.

He cheers softly to himself, and he ducks down. You glance over at him, and before you know it, you’re greeted with a fluffy bunny plushie in your face.

“...it’s for you,” Niko mutters. He’s looking away from you, clearly feeling a little shy. “I only get to come out to things like this because you invite me. Otherwise I’d probably be at home. You’re the only person who asks to do things like this with me.”

You take the plushie from him, and you give it a big squeeze. “Awwww, Niko! You’re too sweet. I like hanging out with you, you know? You gotta give yourself more credit. I think you’re fun to be with.”

“You think I’m fun to be with?” He hesitates. He wants to say “enough to hang out with me alone?” but he stops himself. The last thing he wants to do is scare you away. But he likes it. The unspoken tension, the quaint intimacy of being able to have your company all alone, away from the other noisy and annoying people.

He smiles warmly, and he turns towards you. “It’s almost like a date since it’s just the two of us here.”

> “Do you want to make it a proper one then?”

> “That’s so cute! We should do this more often!”

MIKAGE REO!

rich boy ceo millionaire!

From the start, this world was meant to be a stepping stone for Reo. Everyone fawns over a love interest like him. He’s skilled, handsome, and even if it weren’t for his actual skills, anyone would be blinded by the sheer amount of wealth he has. And like any good otome game worth its salt, his interest is on you, the player! He’s a princely gentleman on the quest to find a treasure unlike anything else in his glamorous life, and what better solution to his search than someone like you? He’s interested in how you seem to be so distanced from the rest of this fictional world. It’s like you’re from a different universe, and if he manages to put you in the palm of his hand and take over you completely, he’d have something unique that no one else in this world could ever own…

Reo’s fingers are gentle and warm, and they tickle when he brushes his fingertips against the curve of your cheek. You want to lean into his touch, but he’s fickle. He keeps you chasing after his advances, and the two of you have mastered this odd game of chase: show just enough to keep the other interested, but not too much. 

His penthouse screams luxury. You know trying to calculate how much everything in it would cost would give you an eternal headache, but you’re more preoccupied on the thick chemistry that hangs in the air between you two. None of the housekeepers nor his parents are in sight, and it’s just the two of you stuck alone in his room.

“You’re such a strange person…,” he trails off. His fingertips trace over your nose, the apple of your cheeks, and the swell of your lips. You want to kiss his fingers, press his dainty hands against your lips, but you press your mouth into a thin line. You provoke him silently, dare him to approach you closer so that you can ensnare him in your charm.

What a dangerous game, you muse to yourself, both in the moment and in the bigger picture.

“The more time I spend with you, the more confused I get,” the purple-haired boy laughs. His voice rings around the spacious suite, and he cups your face with his palms. The touch is electric and paralyzing, and you don’t dare breathe as he brings your face close to his. “What have you done to me?”

“I don’t know,” you coyishly respond. You blink at him flirtatiously, leaving the boy breathless.

He sighs, and he shakes his head slightly. “Then you don’t mind if I get bolder, would you? What would you say if I said I wanted to steal you away from the rest of the world?”

> “Do it. I don’t mind. Make me yours.”

> “Oh? Shouldn’t I be the one monopolizing you instead?”

OTOYA EITA!

good-for-nothing flirt!

Otoya is the guy everyone warns you about. In every gameplay video’s advice, in every walkthrough’s comments, even in the fanfiction that randomly pops up on your screen… Falling for Otoya is bad news. He plays with feelings even more casually than he plays soccer, and wherever he goes, he leaves a trail of shattered lovers in his wake. But the heart wants what it wants, and it’s hard to stay away from him once you’re entranced by his cool charm and his unexpected flirting. The only way to tame a playboy’s heart is to give it a taste of his own medicine or to find a way to make him acknowledge you as a final boss of sorts. You’re determined not to end up as another one of his scorned talking stages, and when you double down on the fact that you’re not letting him slip through your hands, Otoya’s route becomes so much more interesting.

You dig your heel into the ground, and you tighten your grip on the flirtatious boy’s arm. “Not so fast, Mr. Ninja! I’m not letting you disappear on me like that! You promised me a date after I bailed you out last week, and I’m not going to let you off the hook!”

Otoya gritted his teeth, trying to shake you off of him, but you determinedly clung onto him as if you were attached to his elbow with superglue. “Fine, fine! I get it! I’ll take you out properly! Will you please let me go?”

“Absolutely not!” You grunt, and you puff your cheeks out. “The moment I let you go, I know you’re going to run off after the next pretty girl you see! I know all of your dirty little tricks!”

Otoya groans and rolls his eyes, but he still throws his hands up in mock surrender. “Alright. You got me. I’ll take you out. And here I was, hoping you’d fall for it and let me go. Where do you want me to take you? The park? The zoo?”

You shake your head. “I don’t want to go somewhere where you take all of your flings! Take me seriously, Otoya! Take me somewhere you haven’t taken anybody else before! Somewhere new! Somewhere totally romantic!”

He scrunches his face up, and he observes you with a pointed eye. “Somewhere romantic? Aren’t you getting a little too ahead of yourself?”

“Nope. I’m not letting someone as sleazy as you get off the hook that easily. C’mon, you should be able to think of something! Don’t tell me….” Your face falls in disgust. “Have you taken out so many people on dates that you don’t have anywhere unique to go?!”

Oh, you really should have picked a different love interest in this game. There were childhood sweethearts, charming rebels, even a millionaire… And you just had to go pick the scumbag.

“What are your ideas then? Shoot ‘em at me,” he grumbles. You think to yourself, humming excitedly to yourself. If Otoya was going to be persistent on shaking you off, you were going to be even more persistent on capturing his heart.

> “How about your room? No one’s been there before, right?”

> “Take me to a wedding chapel! We’ll pretend to get hitched!”

x

[eightlightstar]

Fortune

word count: 800 (exactly) warnings: corny, extreme attempts to mention every single svt title track genre: fluff, drunken confession (but by seungkwan), getting-together

"Good fortune", answered Mingyu, as he looked directly into your eyes. You flushed a deep red and were about to divert the attention away from you when a loud groan startled you.

"Isn't this as good as a confession?" slurred Seungkwan, clearly drunk and filter-less.

"Seungkwan-ah, shut up!" hissed Jeonghan, but he wouldn't relent.

"Y/n, I need to get this off my chest today or my head will explode!" he screamed into your face.

"Wh-what is this about?" you asked hesitantly.

"Y/n don't believe a word he says," pleaded Mingyu and made sure to include those puppy eyes, which were always like a sucker-punch to your gut.

"He loves you Y/n! Mingyu fucking adores you! He thinks you're the prettiest person he's ever seen and the first time you approached him, he did a wholeass cheerleading routine while screaming how happy he was!! It was all very nice but after befriending you, he was like "My heart goes boomboom as soon as I lay my eyes on her oh my what do I do!!" And he said this every single day!

Mingyu had leaped across the table in an attempt to cover Seungkwan's mouth, but you were quicker in getting both yourself and Seungkwan out of the way just in time.

"Y/n??" Mingyu asked in disbelief as he dusted himself off and got up from the ground.

"Nooo! I wanna hear moree!" you squeaked and Seungkwan launched into yet another monologue.

"When he heard you had a boyfriend, we asked him to cry it out and forget about you, but he was like "I don't wanna cry and I don't want to forget her!".

Seokmin chimed in this time, "You might remember this. That time your boyfriend didn't come to watch your solo dance performance and you were sad? And Mingyu had clapped and screamed the loudest despite it being a little too silent in the auditorium?"

"Oh yeah! I thanked him but then he froze up and ran away! I wondered if he had a fear of talking to girls or something lol", you supplied.

"Y/n…", Mingyu whined and weakly hit your shoulder. You flashed him a smile and gestured to Seungkwan and Seokmin to continue.

"And then when he scored that home run during the finals, he kept looking left and right to see if you were in the stands and watching him. But to his shock and surprise, there you were on the ground, head cheerleader and cheering for him the loudest! Boy was ready to love you from that moment!" said Seokmin while patting Mingyu's head.

"Oh! I have a confession about this", you said shyly. "I actually applied to be a cheerleader to cheer for Mingyu from the field rather than from the bleachers. It was a stroke of luck that I became head cheerleader and got to go onto the field with Mingyu, the baseball captain" you said and covered your face with your hands.

"F*ck my life why didn't I know this?" shrieked your friend Jennifer from the corner.

"Anyway, after that, he wrote a song called "Rock With You" and sang it at the college festival where he was sure you understood that the song was definitely for you. Had you?", asked Seungkwan accusatorily.

"Of course I did! I didn't know he could write songs and stuff and he looked so hot with that electric guitar so yeah, I got it, thank you very much", you claimed haughtily.

Mingyu snickered and came closer to you and casually put a hand around your shoulder.

"Even I didn't know I could do that until I decided it was about my feelings for you and it just flowed from there. I should really thank the god of music for putting that song into my brain and composing the melody through me like a super maestro", Mingyu said to you as your friends made gagging noises.

"Anyway," tried saying Seungkwan, when Mingyu interrupted him.

"I'll take it from here thanks," he said and turned to you.

"I really do adore you as you must already know from these anecdotes. And I want to show you exactly how much because I think of you as my whole world. I want my days to begin with you and my nights to end with you. So, will you please do me the honour of becoming my girlfriend Y/n?"

"I feel the same about you Mingyu. And I don't think I can speak beautiful words like you do so I hope this is enough to convey what I have to say", you say and move to kiss him.

As he reciprocates your loving kiss with a fervour he had never felt before, Mingyu muses to himself, 'Now this is what I call good fortune'.

[winter-soldier-101]

Why would you do this to me part 3

(Y/N) lays in the hospital bed as Cregan walked around the room making sure you were okay.

“Cregan calm down I’m alright and so is this little one” (Y/N) tells Cregan.

“I know (Y/N) but I'm nervous to meet our baby” Cregan says as he puts his hands on your belly softly.

(Y/N) smiles up at Cregan as two nurses walk in and make sure everything is progressing smoothly but the other nurse opens the door and a voice that (Y/N) hoped to never hear again is asking for her and what’s to see her.

“What the fuck do your doing here?” (Y/N) heard her father Arthur yell out at Aemond.

“I’m here to see my baby be born along with my family” Aemond yells back at your father.

(Y/N) looks at Cregan and all the hurt and pain Aemond had caused her.

“Who is all out there Cregan?”(Y/N) asks him as he makes his way out the door to see who is all there.

Cregans pov

“What the hell is going on out here?” Cregan asks as everyone looks over at him.

“Who the fuck are you?” Aemond asks Cregan as he pushes him.

“I’m (Y/N)’s boyfriend and if you're not her or my family then you need to leave because you're not welcome” Cregan tells Aemond.

Aemond gets closer to Cregan and pushes him and Cregan pushes him back harder to the floor.

“Fuck you Stark that’s my child she’s having!” Aemond yells out at him and gets up and moves to punch Cregan in the face but Cregan punches him first and knocks him back to the floor.

“(Y/N) will make the decision if she wants you near her or her baby!” Cregan yells at Aemond and makes his way back to your room.

(Y/N)’s pov

“Cregan what’s going on out there and why is he here?” (Y/N) asks him.

“Aemond and his family want to meet the baby but I told them they would have to wait for you to say so.” Cregan tells you.

“No No I don’t want him or his mother near my baby Cregan.” (Y/N) cries to him.

“I won’t let them in the room (Y/N)” Cregan tells you.

The nurses get ready to move (Y/N) to another room.

“Cregan, can you tell my father that it’s time, and get back here because I will need you” (Y/N) tells him.

Aemond gets up and moves over to the doctor.

“I need to be in there, that's my baby she’s having!” Aemond yells out at the doctor.

“No No he is not allowed in the room” (Y/N) tells them.

“Sorry Sir but the mother said no so you have to go wait with the rest of the family” the nurse tells him.

“Cregan please I need him” (Y/N) whispers.

“(Y/N) I’m right here with you” Cregan says as he holds your hand.

“Miss Stone-Heart you I’m going to need you to push soon and when I tell you to push you need to push” the doctor tells you.

“Cregan please hold my hand” (Y/N) calls out.

“I’m with you (Y/N)” Cregan says as he holds your hand.

“Miss Stone-Heart I need you to start pushing in 3.2.1 push” the doctor tells you as you push.

(Y/N) let’s out a scream and pushes then stops and takes a deep breather and pushes again and stops and pushes till the pressure from your pelvis and a loud cry is heard in the room.

“It’s a boy, Miss Stone-Heart” the doctor tells you.

“My little boy” (Y/N) whispers out as the nurses look over the baby.

The nurse brought the baby over and laid him down on your chest.

Three hours later

(Y/N) looked at Cregan and her father as they looked over the baby.

“Cregan, can you bring him and his family in here” (Y/N) tells Cregan.

Aemond and his mother walked in the room and see you holding your son.

“Before you look at him his name is Aenys Brandon Stone-Heart” (Y/N) tells Aemond.

Taglist: @targaryenmoony @hc-geralt-23 @misguidedasgardian @immyowndefender @chickachicka-boomboom @enchantedbones @aemondswifeisme

[kuranswife]

Chapter 8 is out and as Kurans wife I gotta do what I do best and gush over my man

HE'S JUST SO CUTE AND GOOFY

He doesn't feel emotions so he isn't scared at all of what's inside of this Mansion (more on that in my next post)

AND THE FACT THAT HIBARU IS SLOWLY BEING ABLE TO READ KURAN IS SO CUTE😭🥹✌️

NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT KURAN FINDS PEOPLE WHO STEAL AND SHIT GOOD FOR NOTHING BC THEY GIVE PEOPLE LIKE THEIR FAMILY A BAD NAME AND IT MAKES MY HEART GO BOOMBOOM I LOVE THIS MAN

[ccasey0]

.......It's a wip.

say hello to Shoulder Deep! I only have a few character intros sheets so far, so imma give y'all Scribble and Devyn. also, warning for terrible handwriting.

Starting with Scribble! the Gray Reaper. okay, before i start, this guys is heavily based off of the webcomic Im The Grim Reaper on webtoon. just so you know :) now, BEGIN!!

reapers are appointed specifically by Satan for whatever reason he chooses. in this case, Scribble was a sinner sentenced to the 9th circle of hell. but Satan liked him enough to make him a reaper instead. reapers each have a specific weapon that they use. it's always based on whatever their preference was when they were alive. so for Scribble, it's a retractable scythe. in order to escape their sentence in hell, reapers must kill one sinner per day. sinners are marked by a red X over their chest that only reapers can see. the darker the X, the worse the sins. also, reapers can only use their powers to kill someone once a day. if they just keep their weapon out for the whole time, they can kill multiples. but once they put it away they cant take it out again if they have already slain with it. however, if they take it out and dont kill someone then they can still use it again. Anyways, Scribble is the Gray Reaper. He died around the Midevil times and was reincarnated into the modern age after he became a reaper. it was.....a weird transition, to say the least. especially since he doesn't have any memories from when he was alive. nothing of who he was or what he did to deserve his sentence in hell. He chose the name Scribble because his horns and tail look like they are made out of pencil scribbles that are just.....hovering right above his skin to give the allusion that they are attached. Don't ask me how it works. it just does. Scribble is the leader of the group. he is pretty distant from everyone else and barely talks about his past. he also has the highest kill count :)

akao, so this is Devyn. she was originally a dooble at school but then i made this entire world out of this dooble and here we are. im probbly gonna change her design/outfit soon, but for now this is what i got. I know the photo says Vamp Jupiter but her name is Devyn. She is a Vampire. Vampires are only a little different from normal. when vampires bite someone, they dont have to suck them dry to turn them into one of them. They have a certain venom that they can choose to inject into the human they are drinking from. also, they all have tattoos that are their powers. in Devyn's case: Wings. the wing tattoos are on her shoulder blades and when she uses her power they grow ✨magically✨ out of her back. Vampires in this AU do not burn in sunlight, are not harmed by crosses or garlic, and can eat regular food without it tasting different. Blood isnt really a necessity for them to live, but if they want to use their powers and not look pale as fuck they have to drink every now and then. you see, their hearts still beat but they cannot create new blood cells. therefore, they have to drink the blood of others to keep blood flowing in their system. animal blood works too, but it will make it so that they cant use their powers. Devyn has a body count of 103. yeah...she's sucked a few people a little too dry lol.

WOOO!!! okay! that's two of em. i'l give you the explanations of the rest another time. for now, you only get to know their names and species. try and guess which one it is in the photo!

Keigo: Harpy

Izu: Shifter

Sandy: Ghost

BoomBoom: werewolf

Scribble: Reaper

Devyn: Vampire

Jasper: Butterfly Whisp

Welp that took an obnoxiously long time due to procrastination. you have no idea how long this shit has been in my drafts lol

Have a Jolly Fucking Day!!!

[celestie0]

i feel like u make it a goal to answer every ask even the littlest ones i think that’s so wholesome of u

awhh thanks bb i just genuinely love interacting w everyone :””) <3 makes my heart go boomboom

[just-another-bored-killjoy]

my grandmother's facebook is filled with edits of gods it's concerning. like not even normal edits. i saw 5 edits of 5 different gods with hearts and flowers with boomboom effects, 1 boat meme video but with a goddess and not in a meme context, 1 text to speech audio of a goddess saying "i am your mother don't forget me" and 2 videos of krishna in a pink fairy dress for some reason stop motion animated to dhoom machale audio??? what are people making these days

[asknarashikari]

Ian: Io-chan... *tipsy* Tell me his secret on how to get to someone's heart. *burps*

Iori: Well... he doesn't do red carpets anymore... that is all behind him before he met Yuuji Kiba. He's a bit sauve but mostly honest about himself. "This is who I am." Kind of mentality. No fancy schmancy dinners or dates. Just regular affordable outings. He may have everything and all, but he still wants to be truthful.

Utchy: *drinks properly* What does red carpet mean??

Yayoi: It's a slang, meaning doing the extravagant or going the extra mile just to impress someone on a date. Plus, love bombing might be involved.

Souji: Ian did that to me, and I hated it. But now he knows.

Ian: *hiccups then burps loudly* What's your favorite thing about your space god husband, Dopple-king?

Iori: Practically almost everything about him, but I do not like him using his kids just for a pun gag. That includes me and the rest of his malewives. Yeah.

Nossan: You gotta say the Son Block was funny.

The rest of Kyoryuger except for Candelilla and Luckyuro: *groans in pain*

Souji: *facepalms*

Candelilla: What's the best thing you two ever did, Io-chan?

Iori: I was wearing my Yutaka at his tropical beach house and like... *horny moans and shivers* *ahem* Sorry. We started slow and then went into town like to horny wild animals! Like, oh my god! It was the best night I ever had. *ahem ahem* Sorry for that horny outburst. I'm sorry. Here's the money to pay for everything. HONEY! I NEED YOU, NOW! *leaves immediately via portal*

Everyone:

Ian: *unphased by it* Umm, hmm, sounds about right. Good thing King and Amy have their own booth.

Amy: We're in the booth right next to your corner booth, idiots.

Nossan: That's a fat stack of cash. Oh well... at least we can pay.

King: *a little too drunk to remember hearing all of that*

Me: Good thing to know I sent him to my house. I'll be serving you guys hangover soup tomorrow. Go to your beach housing lodges to rest for the night, okay.

Ian: He's definitely gonna go boomboom on Io-chan this night.

Me: Go to your lodges. And Ian... Yeah. I might just do that.

To quote a fanfic I've read about ten times:

I look 👁️_👁️ but I do not see ➖_➖

[sluttyminghao]

Hiiii. Congrats on the 8k!! It seriously feels like not long ago you were celebrating the 7k and woah, you’re amazing 💖 Now I wanted to share something if it’s ok :) I’m the type of person that doesn’t like hats but every time I see Jun in a beret hat my heart goes boomboom. And you know what I haven’t been able to move from? His scene in Psycho when he’s dancing in the rain with the hat and the makeup and the little stars on his eyes and the wicked smile and then tuning serious at the camera. And the outfit? God I’ve never wanted someone to fuck the living shit out of me yet here I am on my knees for this man

no but he was actually insane for this like the styling for this... whoever styled him needs their ass ATE and I truly think that this junhui would be an absolute animal in bed I will not take any arguments on it <3

[idol-roxy-lalonde]

eyyyy wassup yall, hope ur all doin goo

*good

as for me, im back with a track thats a blast from the past- and i think yall know who exactly this ones about *wonk*

This one is for the boy that’s so blue and windy

Big smile, big doof, flies higher than Lindy

When he came up to my cell, he was fine as hell

No I really fucking mean he was finer than hell

And he ill, he real, he my kinda deal

Cute glasses and he got the right kinda build

So sweet, he dope, he charmin for sure

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

He a motherfuckin’ trip, trip, pilot of the ship, ship

Got my heart all flip, flip, kiss him on the lip, lip

That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for

And yes, I don’t care, I’m such a ho

I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like a seagull fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your eyes

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Roxy Lalonde, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?

You got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah, that's the super bass

Boom [8x]

(You got that super bass)

Boom [8x]

(You got that super bass)

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

He got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

He got that super bass

This one is for boy in the pjs

Yeah he cuts such a figure in that tee- ay

He could ball with the crew, he could solo

But I think I like him better when he dolo

And I think I like him better with that flowy hood on

He ain't even gotta try to put the mack on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then them panties comin' off, off, uh

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know

I really got a thing for Washington guys

I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes

I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, uh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Roxy Lalonde, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?

You got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah, that's the super bass

Boom [8x](You got that super bass)Boom [8x](You got that super bass)Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bassHe got that super bassBoom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bassHe got that super bassSee, I need you in my life for me to stayNo, no, no, no, no, I know you'll stayNo, no, no, no, no, don't go away, heyBoy, you got my heartbeat runnin' awayDon't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way?Oh, it be likeBoom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bassCan't you hear that boomBoom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' awayBeating like a drum and it's coming your wayCan't you hear thatBoom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?He got that super bassBoom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bassYeah that's that super bassBoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)Boom, boom, boom (bass, yeah)Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)Boom, boom, boom (bass)Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bassHe got that super bassBoom, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bassYeah, that's that super bass

[sungjinhos]

thea hiiii💞💘💗 i just saw how we both became carats during going seventeen and i'm curious to know who caught your eyes first and what song in that album made you go 'uh-oh i might be here for a while'😭👍

yeah we are era twinsies <3

dude i am loyal and the first one that caught my eyes was seokmin - i'm pretty sure it was the oh oh high note in boomboom, i remember vaguely that i did watch stage first and then i watched the mv and i am a sucker for any heist concept and i was like that's my shit !!! and i pretty much developed a crush on jihoon wearing round glasses like still a top tier look

but about songs i do love fast pace, but to me i think smile flower and don't listen in secret will always have a special place in my heart and i always think about how svt grew but smile flower still one of their best song like they did that back in 2016 and still flawless

[chryblossomjjk]

Hi kiki ! so, i would say: the longer the better ! honestly i am in NEED of a very very long fic. my favs are always longer than +25k words ! and whenever i see one that is like +45k my heart just goes boomboom. so feel free to write as much as you want ! its our enjoyment hehe i just cant let go of my fics and the characters and their own worlds so i really need and want and like long ones 🥹

- 🧚🏻

BBY ILY!!!!

everytime i open my glimpse of us outline my head hurts lol this shit is about to be so long. like im projecting 50k but it will probably be longer knowing me :""")))

overall, the story def works best as a oneshot, buuuuttttt if it's over 50k ill def break it up bc thas a lil much lol!

[winter-soldier-101]

Why would you do this to me part 1

Modern AemondxReader stepmother AlysxReader stepdaughter

(Y/N) Stone is the daughter of Arthur Stone and Lys Heart (Y/N) is as beautiful and caring as her mother and strong and stubborn like her father.

Lys Heart had passed away when (Y/N) was ten and her passing broke (Y/N)’s heart and Arthur’s heart. (Y/N) was 15 years old when her father introduced her to Alys Rivers (Y/N) was happy to see her father let someone in, he was happy again and (Y/N) thanked Alys for making him happy once again.

(Y/N) meet Aemond on her 17th birthday party (Y/N) had literally ran into him as she was talking to her friend Jacaerys and when she ran into the person she looks up and see this beautiful man looking down at her with the most beautiful eyes she’s ever seen and was shocked that he was even real.

“Uncle, what are you doing here?” Jace asks Aemond as he pulls (Y/N) away from Aemond.

“Hello to you Jace and hello darling I’m Aemond Targaryen and you are very beautiful” Aemond says as he reaches out and takes your hand and kisses it softly.

(Y/N) and Aemond started to hang out more and got to know each other better and soon started dating and soon (Y/N) was meeting the rest of Aemond’s family.

“(Y/N) this is my mother Alicent and my father Viserys and my grandfather Otto and my siblings Aegon and Helaena my other brother could be here but you will meet him soon” Aemond says introducing you to everyone.

“It's very nice to meet you all” (Y/N) says handing Alicent a bottle of wine.

As everyone makes their way to the dining room table and sees Jace and his family sitting down already.

“Why are they here ?” Aemond asks his mother.

“Rhaenyra has an announcement and wanted to tell everyone so your father told her about tonight” Alicent tells him.

The dinner was going great and everyone was getting along till Jace and Luke started whispering about Aemond but not being very quiet about it till Aemond stood up and started to talk about their real father and then everybody stood up trying to calm everyone down but nothing worked and Aemond and Jace started to fight then Luke joined them all of a sudden a knife was pulled and them Aemond fell to the ground yelling with blood running down his hand (Y/N) screamed and ran over to him trying to calm him down and yells at everyone to call an ambulance and Jace standing there with the knife in his hand and looking down at Aemond with hatred in his eyes Jace was happy to finally see Aemond hurt.

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