#boom goes the dynamite

[strawberry-creep]

i woke up at 12 am just to doodle this like back in november figured i should post it here

oh yeah and their dynamic is my personal op (all platonic)

goodnight

[stormyweirdo]

Y’all remember the boom goes the dynamite guy, whatever happened to him?

[davidaugust]

Get. Off. My. Lawn. 😳😝💣💥🫥💀

https://youtu.be/YPW_HeOHA1E

[bitchypuppystarlight]

[trickshooting]

"Hey, Garreth, I was thinking that you could use some fireworks for your next contest. I don't what you could use them for, it would look cool right?"

"Yes actually! In fact, Percy can easily set them off during a performance...why, did you have any on you? Old New Years Fireworks?" He joked, as he chuckled a bit. A harmless but fun idea. Though they couldn't be too big, he didn't want to set fire to the Contest Hall after all!

[vizrecon]

[poisonedpowder]

REPOST & LIST 6 SONGS THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE .

(I'll put it under readmore for the dash's sake)

Hurt Me Now by Bishop Briggs

"I miss the way we used to be Two branches of the same tree I could stay crushed by the walls of this room I could stay down, but you wouldn't want me to So give me that weight, strap it to my back Show me that mountain and I'll knock it flat 'Cause nothing's ever gonna be harder than The day I lost you Oh, I could go down in the hundredth round Sweat dripping, blood in my mouth But nothing can hurt me now Oh, they can try to bury me six feet down But since I lost you, I've found Ain't nothing can hurt me now I know I'm my worst enemy With all my doubt But you couldn't make me leave

Dear Departed by The Band Perry

Falling is a feeling that I never wanna feel again, feel again Haunted in a feeling that I never wanna feel again, feel again Dear departed, d-dear departed My friends, we've come to bury the dear departed meWith a death of youth comes a cold, hard truth Can someone comfort me? We've gathered here to remember the kid that I used to be We've got colorful hats with those rubber band straps And alcoholic drinks Wear some dark clothes, we're in mourning But we're gonna party until the morning comes A celebration, maybe a séance For all our innocence lost One time, I said goodbye to somebody Who taught me how to tie my shoes If it was not for him, I would not have been And my laces would still be loose Some precious things just slip away And some things you never find Still, you've got to dance with the things you lost And I've got to dance with mine

Shut it Off by Bishop Briggs

I cut my hair, I shave it off Break out late night, run neon signs My mind is broken by design I'm sick of saying, "I'm fine" Done smiling, done being soft I'm screaming straight from my chest I'm wicked, no need for rest Don't call me, don't waste your breath Big men who talk like little boys Say I'm too much Baby, fuck that noise (Shut it off) I'm the one talking now (Shut it off) I'm not backing down (Shut it off) Baby, can you hear me know? Then you shut your mouth Boom-boom, big shot kick rocks I don't wanna hear it anymore Boom-boom, click-click, guess what? I'm the one who's banging down the door I'm like lipstick on a gun So hard, so pretty, so cold So funny watching you run Run, run, baby, run, run

Crossfire by Rag'n'Bone Man

Dark clouds, dark clouds on every sky We run fast towards the light You said, you said that you could Hear people laughing just like a happy life All those years we spent alone There must be life after tragedy Shout out, shout out for someone to hear And there's nothing left but the memory What if this was not our fate and we still had the time And what if everybody stood with arm in arm to fight together Oh Lord, what if we could say that we made it, oh whoa Nothing here was broken and wasted, oh whoa We were all caught in the crossfire And everyone was stood in the way We're just waiting for a change

Mansion by NF Feat. Fleurie

Insidious is blind inception What's reality with all these questions? Feels like I missed my alarm and slept in (slept in) Broken legs but I chase perfection These walls are my blank expression My mind is a home I'm trapped in And it's lonely inside this mansion

I'm Stlil Here by John Rzeznik

I am a question to the world Not an answer to be heard Or a moment that's held in your arms And what do you think you'd ever say? I won't listen anyway You don't know me And I'll never be what you want me to be And what do you think you'd understand? I'm a boy—no, I'm a man You can't take me and throw me away And how can you learn what's never shown? Yeah, you stand here on your own They don't know me 'cause I'm not here And I want a moment to be real Wanna touch things I don't feel Wanna hold on and feel I belong And how can the world want me to change? They're the ones that stay the same They don't know me 'cause I'm not here

Bonus: Close by Zach B (Literally a fansong for Jinx; it's so good)

& 6 QUOTES THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.

❝I keep remembering — I keep remembering. My heart has no pity on me.. ❞ ━━  Henri Barbusse, The Inferno

❝It amazes me what humans can do, even when streams are flowing down their faces and they stagger on, coughing and searching, and finding.❞ ━━ Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

❝ Better terrible truths than kind lies. ❞ ━━  Lora Mathis, If There’s A Way Out I’ll Take It 

❝ And that was what destroyed you in the end: the longing for something you could never have. ❞ ━━ Leigh Bardugo

❝ Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe. ❞ ━━ Joan Bauer

❝ Believe it or not–it takes a lot of love to hate you like this. ❞ ━━ Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

tagged by: @gettnup (thank you for tagging me, this was fun!)

[titanicnerd-blog]

What a wonderful, hopeful #Garcy episode! That was a good episode that showed more of the team beginning to trust Flynn (more than just Lucy). Connor's reaction to traveling through time is so funny!!

Behind the Scenes for “The King of the Delta Blues”

[stinkysam]

Buggy the Clown - You're NOT that interesting anyway.

Warning : none

Genre : fluff

Synopsis : "I was thinking a Buggy x reader where the reader in question is a bold pirate. Kinda Zorro/Robin hood type of charm. Fun to hang out with, sassy, flashy and makes everybody laugh so the moment these two met it’s Boom, here goes the dynamite. Instant crush for Buggy that is scared of those feelings while reader plays the cat and mouse game but in reality his heart his soft for that clown and his drama queen’s ass. And the more they spend time together the more Buggy knows him and realize that his past is very dark and traumatic but despite that he’s still a genuine and caring dude that just wanna have fun. Meanwhile reader gets to know a softer side of Buggy, his insecurities and to tame his temper. So the complete each other like a puzzle." - @ughsadking

Reader : gender neutral (you/yours)

He always thought crushes weren't for him, swearing it was a stupid thing and only idiots fell into it.

Yet here he was, facing you, his heart beating loudly in his chest at your smirk. Gah ! Why did it do that !?

He refuses to acknowledge it. Preferring to deny his feelings rather than to accept them.

Despite this, it doesn't stop him from feeling jealous when you make others laugh. He'll lie and say it's because he should be the one to make people laugh, not you.

He keeps chasing you away. He hates that you always come back. Always playing with his heart, making it beat so fast and loudly. Making him feel like a little girl experiencing stomach butterflies for the first time, each time. He hates it.

Yet a part of him yearns for you to not leave.

You're just so… gah ! He groans just from thinking of you. Annoying, unpleasant, not funny, not pretty, not interesting, not charming, overall not flashy at all. Here !

He's grumbling and groaning.

"...fucking [Name]... with his stupid smile… and his stupid-"

"Who ?" You lean against the table as you walk in with a smile and he screams, his limbs flying around before reattaching themselves.

"Since when do you spy on your captain !?" He yells, hands flying to point at you, poking your nose repeatedly.

"I have to listen at any time to my captain to hear all his orders." You simply say, raising your hands up in surrender and grabbing his index to push it away, a small smile on your face.

He dusts himself, trying to regain his composure and clearing his throat.

"Who were you talking about ?" You ask.

"No one. Go fetch me a beer." He said, looking away with a grimace, watching you leave to retrieve the drink. God, you made his heart jump out of his body. What the fuck. Why are you always stealthy at the worst times ?

When he finally accepts his feelings, he's very shy about them. But since you're always onto him like a fucking… a fucking… whatever, something annoying, he's scared you might find out about them, that's why he's always tense around you.

He learns most things about you through others and that's what makes him decide to know you more by himself. Though he's a bit awkward at first, he doesn't even know how happy you are to see that he's stopping to chase you away so much.

Upon hearing you have a troubled past, he tries to be nicer, not out of pity but because "You're not a fucker, actually.". Make out of that what you want.

It also breaks his heart a bit to hear what you went through but he refuses to say it or acknowledge it.

He's still very wary and cautious around you. Not wanting you to know about his feelings and laugh at him or reject him. He's very afraid of that. He doesn't know how he'll handle it. So he prefers to stare from afar, yearning silently, unaware you feel the same for him. Maybe one day his feelings will pass ?

He's quite calmer once you get to know him, he's still a drama queen and reacts quickly and easily though. But if nothing happens and things are fine then he's really chill. He's just going to whine that he's bored.

"[Name], entertain me." He says, resting lazily on his throne.

"Shouldn't it be the opposite ?" You cock an eyebrow.

"I'm the captain, I decide what makes sense and what doesn't. Entertain me."

"Okay."

He slowly learns to relax around you, but still refuses to be vulnerable. He doesn't want to be soft like some pirates he knew. But he's already soft, he just doesn't know it. Blissfully unaware.

You already have a lot of power on him though and he hates it. You could briefly mention you want to sail away and he's already preparing the Big Top for departure because he, oh, so conveniently got bored of that island.

You have all his attention and he's not a fan of it. He used to care only for treasures now it's you and treasures. He doesn't know which one to put first. Some days it's treasures and as soon as he sees you, boom, you're on top. Why do you do that ?

He thinks he's slick at hiding his feelings, but he's not. Everyone has noticed that you have his attention, and they often ask you to deliver him the bad news.

Here how it goes with someone else :

"What !?" He yells and grabs them by the collar, raising them in the air a bit. "Full of toys you say !?"

"Y- yes captain."

"You're the one that brought me that map and you couldn't tell it was a children's map !?" He begins to shake them still yelling in their face.

"I'm sorry, captain !" They yell in distress. Clearly they should've asked you to deliver the news.

Here how it goes with you :

"What !?" He yells, hands flying to grab your collar and you shrug. "The chest was full of toys !? Not even gold !?"

"Nope. Not even one Berry."

What follows is his inaudible grumbling as he stomps around angrily almost like a child throwing a tantrum. He might kick something, hurting his foot in the process.

"Here, here." You grab his hands, still on your collar, gently patting them.

At some point it's only you who's bringing the bad news and he wonders why. You're always smiling when you tell him the worst things and he thinks it's because you enjoy it. You do but it's mainly because you find it funny how the others have clocked him.

You're the captain's favorite and they know it.

Don't expect him to make the first step. He could spend his whole life yearning for you and doing nothing about it. Only drunk he might do something but as soon as he's sober he's running away. What he says when drunk is quite unintelligible anyway. Half mumbled nonsense then yelling something totally unrelated.

So when you made the first step his mind was blank.

God. God. God. God. God. God. God. Go- what the fuuuuuck. Huh ? Huh ? Huh ? Huh ?

You must mistake him with someone else. Because who could have romantic feelings for him ? Ahah.

Oh, you really mean him ?

He's blushing. Heart pounding, trying to escape. He can't move. In his mind he's doing things.

He finally reacts when you caress his cheek. He's leaning in quickly to steal a kiss from your lips. His heart is still jumping around, and for a moment, he wonders if he did the right thing because he just kissed you, and that's a big thing. But he sees your smile and calms down just a bit.

[heyftinally]

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR

THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!

BECAUSE I SURE AS SHIT WAS

So because I couldn't find a straight answer ANYWHERE, now that I've found it I'm making you all a step by step mobile tutorial

(Region locked to the USA, international friend you'll need a VPN :/ sorry)

STEP ONE:

Find THIS BITCH who I couldn't find with a MAP.

STEP TWO:

Badges. Tap Claim. You probably know where this is going.

STEP THREE:

Tap that, boom goes the dynamite.

You can claim up to 50, for the record, but fair warning the "claim for free" button sends you to your blog, so it's a little extra tedious. I still did it, though, and it took, like, 5min or less.

[jboy44]

Adrian has been at beacon for a few weeks. His father jaune has been caring for him as his mothers needed a free sitter for a few months.

Today jaune walked out shaking his messy hair which is in ponytail, beard on his face , in a tank top showing muscles, and shorts that read dad bod down the leg.

Weiss "....😱😱😱🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭🤭🤭🥴 I am an idiot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ruby wiggling her butt " blonde single dad beard, ever fiber of my being is screaming to make Adrian a sibling." Is losing war against rose instincts

Blake " 😻😻 meow

Yang "........what did my sister say?🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😰😰😰😰😰💔💔💔💔💔....i mean agreed ...how is p-money handling this?

Ren " shes not

Nora " she is in nurses office

Pyrrha in bed a blood bag, water bag, and medical bag hooked to her.

Goodwitch ".....I have never seen someone almost due from slapping there skittle before."

Pyrrha " .....you dont know what I am dealing with woman. Its not even touch he walk by and boom goes the dynamite."

Velvet in next bed over " I hear you sister."

( add too if you share)

[bitchypuppystarlight]

I am so glad there are others out there who recognize that Belly was in fact emotionally cheating on Jeremiah and used him for their entire relationship and yes, i'm including their friendship as well.

I love the attitude that because Jeremiah doesn't brood and behave like a general dick to others that means his pain isn't real and he's not suffering too.

The only thing I will say is that at least in the show it doesn't feel like Belly is doing things deliberately. I do get the sense that this Belly (at this stage in the show) loves Jeremiah (not in love) and is starting to realize she is attracted to him.

That might be down to the chemistry, i don't know.

I keep reading how people are upset with the way Jeremiah is treated on the show and I just wanna say, welcome to a series where the author was such a stan of her other male lead that she destroyed Jere in the process and always intended to. He was imagined and written to be a pawn in her grand plans of happily ever after for Conrad and Belly and it's been obvious since the beginning. Wattpad at its best.

It was always gonna be a shit show because the story is simply bad in the first place and the way the general audience is reacting? I like.

Btw who in real life would go for the guy who plays with your feelings, leads you on, lies to everybody for months? The only reason Conrad stans forgive him is because he's broody and mysterious when in real life they'd be bashing him on every social they have. I'm glad the show being brought to television is making many people realize this though. Can't believe in 2023 we're still telling teenage girls that it's okay to be lied to and played with because you've had a crush on someone your whole life or because he's hot and you don't deserve better but that's just me.

Oh and the hypocrisy of hating on Jere because he SPOILERS kisses a rando when they're on a break while Belly is emotionally cheating on him their whole relationship is chef's kiss but nobody's ready to talk about it are they? Mh.

[beansprean]

Aaaand boom goes the dynamite. This business was definitely unfinished.

My Familiar’s Ghost part 31

Masterpost

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Close up on Nandor looking nervous and a bit flushed, twisting his fingers together anxiously. He glances to the side and says, “Guillermo, the weather is getting very bad, perhaps-“ 1b. Full body of Guillermo in profile, slumped forward over his lap with his elbows on his knees and his face buried in his hands. Black wraith scraps arc and swell around him in the shape of a hood. He interrupts Nandor and continues, “I don’t want to keep hurting you. But it seems like I’m destined to, whether I’m human or vampire or ghost or wraith… Whether I stay, or…” 1c. Close up again on Nandor, fully turning his head away in sad resignation as Guillermo continues from the previous panel: “whether I leave.”

2a. Close up of Guillermo from the front as he looks up from his hands, expression crumpled. Offscreen, Nandor asks "So why not stay, then? If it is the same either way." 2b. Close up on Nandor's hands, fingers anxiously twisting and untwisting. Offscreen, Guillermo replies, "That's what I'm trying to do." 2c. Waist up of Guillermo from a low angle, looking down at his hands which hover palm up at chest level. Expression agonized, he continues, "But I'm not really me. I'm a...reflection. The real me is out there, somewhere, and I'm staying further and further away from him every day. I don't want you to remember me like that.

3a. Close up of Nandor, staring at Guillermo with brows furrowed. Shakily, he murmurs, "Guillermo, what..." Offscreen, Guillermo continues, "That's why I have to do this. So we can both move on." 3b. Repeat. Nandor jerks forward, eyes widening in panic, and says "I do not like how cryptic you are being right now!" 3c. Extreme close up of Guillermo's mouth and chin as he sets his jaw, lifts his head, and inhales deeply in preparation.

4. Shot of the sky, heavily clouded and dark, rain coming down in sheets and lightning striking down from every angle. In the center, there is a lone speech bubble that says "I love you." /end ID

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Sandbar: Smolder, you’re smiling! Who did you beat up?

Smolder: Pushing aside the obvious insult, I’m just watching some old home movies of me and my old friend back in the Dragon Lands.

Sandbar: Aw, little Smolder! That your friend? How long were you two together?

Smolder: Well, we kind of fell out of touch when I moved to Equestria and what the fuck do you mean ‘together’?

Sandbar: Girl, be reasonable. I have literally never seen you happier or down-badder.

Smolder: We were children!

Sandbar: You have a lot of internalized homophobia, have you ever considered therapy?

Smolder: Fuck you to death!

Sandbar: Gonna go with ‘no’ then…

Smolder: (snaps fingers) Gallus! Manifest!

Gallus: It’s ya boi.

Smolder: What is the impression you get from this?!

Gallus: It is giving ‘Sweet Blue Flowers’.

Smolder: Fuck off, there is no way you’ve seen ‘Sweet Blue Flowers’!

Gallus: She’s so self-conscious about her queerness.

Sandbar: It’s that small-community oppression.

Gallus: Poor girl, June can’t come fast enough.

Smolder: Twist this narrative any way you want, we were not gay!

Sandbar: I mean, say what you want about you, but your friend? Wait for it, wait for it…

(Little Smolder in the video wraps an arm around her friend’s shoulder, making her blush)

Sandbar: And boom goes the dynamite!

Smolder: Wait… Reall-? No! Hang on, wait, no!!

Sandbar: Girl, you got the gaydar of a bat.

Gallus: You really fumbled that, moving to Equestria.

Sandbar: Right at the end zone, too.

Gallus: We could have gotten that Smolder, instead we got this one.

Sandbar: A crone.

Gallus: A spinster.

Sandbar: An old maid.

Gallus: A crabby prude.

Sandbar: A gayless gay.

Smolder: Okay, that’s it! I am leaving this room before I commit a homicide!

Ocellus: (bumping into Smolder) Oh, excuse me, Smolder.

Smolder: (blushing) Ocellus! Sorry, after you.

Ocellus: Thank you.

Smolder: Y-Yeah…

Gallus: 😏

Sandbar: 😏

Smolder: …. YOU BOTH SUCK!!

[photosyn]

Siiiiiigh

CRIES

I HAVNT POSTED IN TWO DAYS FUCK SCHOOL