#thermonuclear

[nicklloydnow]

“The Next (and Final) 24 Minutes”

“At minute 72 of a confict that began at 3:03 p.m. EST, 1,000 Russian nuclear warheads begin striking America in a twenty-minute-long barrage of nuclear hellfire. One thousand nuclear warheads strike a nation already decimated by 192 Russian SLBM warheads and two North Korean thermonuclear bombs. North Korea's third and final ICBM-launched from the Hoejung-ni underground facility in Hwapyong County, North Korea failed upon reentry.

The barrage of 1,000 nuclear weapons strikes a nation already stripped of electricity and littered with the dead bodies of nuclear bomb blast victims, victims of radiation poisoning, of airplane, train, subway, and automobile crashes, of chemical explosions of floods from burst dams.

There are 1,000 flashes of light, superheating the air in each ground zero to 180 million degrees Fahrenheit.

1,000 fireballs, each one more than a mile in diameter.

1,000 steeply fronted blast waves.

1,000 walls of compressed air, accompanied by several-hundred-mile-per-hour winds pushing forward from the 1,000 fireballs, mowing down everything, and everyone, in the path.

1,000 American cities and towns, where all engineered structures in a five-, six-, or seven-mile radius change physical shapes, collapse, and burn.

1,000 cities and towns with molten asphalt streets.

1,000 cities and towns with survivors impaled to death by flying debris.

1,000 cities and towns filled with tens of millions of dead. With tens of millions of unfortunate survivors suffering fatal third-degree burns.

People naked, tattered, bleeding, and suffocating.

People who don't look—or act—like people anymore.

1,000 ground zeros transforming into 1,000 mega-fires, each soon to be burning over an area of 100 or more square miles.” (p. 276, 277)

[drdamiang]

STING

STING

I am

an insect

that stings

poised to stick

my stinger

in your finger

the instant

your finger

depresses

the button

adding my tiny

packet of venom

to your gross,

overwhelming

toxicity

on camera

you look so

good and clean

and morally

true

the cataclysmic,

apocalyptic

legions of

demons

photoshopped

the Hell out of you.

[tron31]

Here’s my most recent commission! I took references from WW2 bombers, including the name, and flying wings! There’s a lotta details packed in, and it was a ton of fun to make.

[kittyfletcher]

"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz

[pilkypills]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

How do you build a atomic bomb?

Easily!

All you need are a few household items, a little bit of patience, and a Class 1 Top Security clearance for the manufacture of biological, chemical or nuclear weapons under the Fermi laws of 1954 contingent to permission from the United Nations Security Council.

You're gonna need-

A box of matches

A blender

Tape

Some wire mesh (Like a window screen, for sifting)

Cake mix (Yellow sponge cake works best)

Ziplock bags

String

Ice cubes (The cold kind, not the rapper/actor)

A toilet paper tube

A Catholic Missal

An empty kitty litter bucket

First, you're gonna need two rare substances- Weapons grade uranium and "heavy" water. For the uranium, just take your yellow cake mix and sift it with the wire mesh. Whatever stays on top of the mesh- That's weapons grade. For the heavy water, take some ice cubes, which are heavier than water but still made of water, and put them in the blender. By breaking up the ice cubes and releasing the water, you keep the weight but make it a fluid. This is a process that scientists call "Putrefaction".

To build the weapon, pack some uranium into one end of the toilet paper tube and then cover that end with the Catholic Missal. This guarantees what we call a "Critical Mass" of uranium. Then take a smaller wad of uranium and pack it into the other end of the tube, leaving plenty of space between the two.

Tape the box of matches to that end of the tube. It will act as an explosive device to send the "bullet" of uranium into the critical mass, thus resulting in a nuclear fission explosion.

You now have a nuclear fission device! This device has a yield equal to about 10 thousand tons of T.N.T. But fission is for wimps, right? So let's turn that fission bomb, into a fusion bomb!

Tape your string to the matches to act as a fuse, and then put the nuclear warhead in a ziplock bag. Be sure to seal it tight! Now place that assembly into the kitty litter bucket. Make sure it's empty of kitty litter before the next step.

Fill the rest of the bucket with the heavy water you made in step one, and seal the top of the kitty litter bucket with the string still poking out. Once the fuse is lit, it will light the matches and detonate the nuclear fission bomb. This acts as a heat source to boil the heavy water, and when heavy water boils- Nuclear Fusion!

Congratulations, your bomb is now complete. Remember that it's illegal to carry or detonate a nuclear fusion warhead in public (except in Texas), and bear in mind this will be quite a bit stronger than your usual firecrackers. We recommend only setting off your nuclear device on official U.S. testing grounds, such as the desserts of New Mexico or islands in the Pacific only populated by tribes under no country's protection, because that's seriously what the U.S. did.

So play safe and have a good time,

-facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com

[squeakadeeks]

lucky for me i have a natural screen time deterrent because everytime someone mentions an insane ED dieting trend on tiktok, which these days has been within less than 5 minutes from opening the app, im compelled to calmly set my phone down, walk outside barefoot until i reach the nearest body of water, stand in it, and then scream until my throat is so hoarse it wins the kentucky derby and eventually has to be shot after breaking its leg

[atomic-chronoscaph]

WarGames (1983)

[rammington]

✨hypothermia✨

characters belong to @its-a-me-mango and @tiredsmashbros

[its-kinda-snowy]

Pinky and the Brain

[silvadour]

"Galaxy...IMPACT!!!" - Monkey D. Garp One Piece (1999-) Ep. 1114 - "For the Beloved Pupil - The Fist of Vice Admiral Garp!"

[drdamiang]

TARGET

you talk the stealth

of first strike

they won't

know we

are coming

and so we both fire

though no one is coming

this beautiful

death technology

such a

shame,

if put to waste

what use being born

with a price

on my head

target on

my back

and Einstein'equation

demanding final vindication

[sunriseindigo]

cringetober day 26: Y/N / mary sue

this is my epic and amazing drdt self insert :3 i don’t have a talent but i’m so awesome and loved by everyone that i don’t need one

also i’m dating min!!!1! she’s MINE and ONLY MINE and if u try to take her from me i will use my cool powers on u no dodging no healing no blocking

[buggitino]

i love shin godzilla they really said "politicians bad except the autistic ones"

[kiryugifkaiju]

Godzilla Thermonuclear

[fuckthatstarbackwards]

Horny Sifloop pining. My absolute fav.

How funny would it be if this was like, the first ever time they ever got horny for another person? Like that flavor of asexuality where you’re not really attracted to other people but very attracted to yourself. Neither Siffrin or Loop are like, innocent, they’ve been around the block, they know what (they think) attraction feels like. And then suddenly they experience this completely new, incredibly intense feeling that is so different from anything they know that they don’t even understand what it is at first.

Loop, being pinned down during a sparring match, feeling themself heating up and tingling all over and weird swooping sensations in their stomach: “This has to be rage. Visceral revulsion. Probably something to do with this new body. Yeah that sounds right.”

Siffrin, pinning them down, resisting the sudden urge to grind on their thigh, suddenly very aware of his nipples, zeroing in on the texture of Loops body: “This is different. Maybe we have some kind of metaphysical connection through the universe from being the same person, and that’s totally the reason I want to lick that star. Totally. Ok cool glad we solved that one, time to never think about it again!”