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writtenbyan-aries · 29 days ago

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hello!!!! This is actually my first time asking and like I would want to stay anon bc why not?? HAAHAHHAHAHA but anyways my question is like if it's okay for you to make san golbach smut?? The plot could be about friends to lovers or enemies to lovers, it's fine either way. I hope you receive this thank you!

∶ Summary: reader lets not telling Sam about her feelings get the best of them

∶ Warnings: smut, swearing, friends to lovers, jealousy, best friend!Sam, hiding feelings, slight fighting, kissing, unprotected sex, oral (m rec), angsty with a fluff ending

∶ Word Count: 3.9k

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You made your way down the street, clicking the lock button on your key fob as you made your way towards the coffee shop.

As you reach for the doors, your phone rings, “Hello?”

“Did you stop for coffee yet?” Colby asks on the other end and you step back from the doors, “Are you stalking my location?”

“No.” He laughs, “I just know that that’s a routine for you. Anyway, can you get me a coffee?”

You laugh, letting out a sigh, “what do you want?”

“Just get what you get.”

“Okay. I’ll be there in a few.” You hang up and walk in, smiling at the barista as you make your way towards the counter, “Hi, can I get two large iced vanilla lattes please?”

“Anything else?”

You shake your head, “No, that’s everything.” You pay and make your way down to the end. As you’re standing there, you text Colby, Sam didn’t want anything?

Colby replies rather quickly, Sam isn’t here yet. He was meeting a girl for coffee.

As soon as you read Colby’s texts, that familiar laugh cuts right through you. You didn’t look, you already knew. You stay focused, tapping out a reply, Oh, really? I didn’t know he was seeing anyone.

You were hoping your slight jealous disappointment wasn’t able to be read, partly why you didn’t want to look at Sam. He could read you from a mile away.

You were fighting yourself not to look. You hoped and prayed that the barista didn’t call out your name, but you just weren’t that lucky today.

“Order for y/n.”

“Yeah, that’s me. Thanks.” You gave her a quick smile, grabbing the cups before turning to walk away. You lost your battle, looking over at the table and Sam was already looking.

You looked away, quickly making your way towards the door and down the sidewalk to your car. You set your coffee on the roof, dragging your keys from your pocket and unlocking the car.

You grabbed the coffee, got in, and drove away, all while your mind was racing.

Sam was one of your best friends, like best friend. You go way back to elementary school together. Same with Colby, but the only thing is, you didn’t have this load of feelings for Colby.

Just Sam.

For the last few year, it’s been an ongoing battle for you. You wanted to tell him, but a part of you was always telling you no, it’s a bad idea.

So, you sat on them, and sat on them, and now, thanks to you not taking a risk, it looks like you need to just let go of everything.

You were too late.

As you pull into the driveway, you let out a sigh. You grab the two cups of coffee and make your way inside.

“Here you go. One basic iced latte.” You laugh slightly, handing Colby the drink, “Oh, Sam already got coffee.”

That came out way bitchier than intended.

Colby just stares at you, “Um, okay?”

“He was at the coffee shop with a pretty blonde.” You force your drink to your lips so you stop talking, sipping and sipping until Colby breaks the silence, “It’s sounds like you’re jealous, y/n.”

“Jealous? Over what?” You walk over and sit down on the couch, “I have nothing to be jealous over.”

“You’re like..” Colby walks over, “An open book right now.” He sits down, “And judging by the tone of your voice, you hated seeing Sam sitting with that pretty blonde.”

“I’m happy for him.” You look at Colby, keeping your face as straight as possible, “I promise you.”

He flicks his brows up, humming as he brings his cup to his lips, “Mm.” He chuckles, “Whatever helps you sleep at night, so.” He points, “Did those people answer your emails?”

You were silently thanking Colby for changing the subject.

“Three got back to me. The other four did not.” You shuffle through your notebook, “The Greenridge Hotel said yes, the old campground owner said yes, and the owner of The Stanley would love to have you guys back.” You look at Colby, “Do you want me to email them back with dates that work for you?”

He nods, “Yeah. You can also add-“ He glances back as the door opens, “Hey, just in time.”

“How many do we have?” Sam asks as he walks over, sitting down next to you on the couch. You stay quiet, handing him your note book, “I’m going to go email these people back.”

You stand up, making your way out to the kitchen. You set your computer on the counter, walking over to grab a drink from the fridge before sitting on the stool. As you’re typing, you notice Sam walk in, but you don’t acknowledge him. You keep tapping the keys on the keyboard.

“So I seen you were at the coffee shop today.”

“What days work for you again this month? It’s for the Greenridge Hotel.” You look over at him and he furrows his brows, “Um, second to last week, any of those days.”

You nod, returning your focus back on the email in front of you.

“Are you not going to acknowledge the fact-“

“Sam.” You sigh, “I’m trying to type up this email.”

He raises his brows, taken aback by your sudden lash, “oh..Kay.. sorry, I’ll just-“ he motions to the door and walks out.

As soon as he’s gone, you let out a sigh, shaking your head before finalizing the email. You move on to the second, and get an email from one of the four you were waiting on. You grab your laptop, walking back in, “Hey. That place you were hoping would answer, answered.”

“The old school?” Colby looks around, “No way.”

You nod, walking over, “Yeah, they said the only time someone can be there is next month on the twentieth.”

“Tell them we’ll be there.” Colby nods and you sit down on the chair, working on typing out the email.

“Did anyone else answer, or was it just the three, well, now four?” Sam asks and you nod, “Just the four.”

You glance up at Colby, “They attached a number to the email if you want it?” He nods, “Just forward the whole thing to me, would you?” You nod, clicking a few times, “Sent.”

His phone beeps and he nods, “Got it. I’m going to call them now, just because this is the one we were really hoping to get the okay for.”

You swallow, giving him a nod as you look back down at your laptop.

You finish up with the third email, then you were just randomly reading emails. Anything to not give your attention to Sam.

You were all over the place. Mad, sad, disappointed, jealous.

You felt partly mad at yourself because you didn’t say anything, but then again, you were partly mad at him, he should have known you liked him, right? He knows you well enough.

Another part felt like you could burst into tears because you were upset he was with someone other than you, and him looking at you, made it hard not to.

“Are you coming with us next week?”

Will it be okay with your girlfriend, is what you really wanted to ask, but you bit it back, giving him a shrug instead, “If you really need me to, I will.”

“What’s going on with you?”

You look up at him, “Nothing?”

He furrows his brows, “Really? Because ever since-“

“We got the school.” Colby walks back in, “They’re going to let us stay for two nights.” Sam raises his brows, “That’s awesome, dude. Fuck. That’s- that’s going to be intense.”

You smile at Colby, “Yeah, that’ll be really good for the channel. People like when you sleep over at haunted places.”

“You’re doing that video with us, right?” Colby asks and you scoff, “You’re insane.”

“What? Come on!” Colby sits down on the couch, “Picture it. We’re asleep in one of the classrooms, and your blanket just gets ripped away and you hear laughing in the hallway.”

“Fuck you. That-“ you shiver, “That gave me chills.”

Colby laughs, “has anyone else responded yet?”

You shake your head, “Not yet. But you’ll be the first to know if they do.”

He sighs, “Good. So let’s go get some lunch.”

“I’m down.” Sam nods, and you check your phone, “I actually have to go meet my mom. I’ll check in with you later, yeah?” You stand up, grabbing your bag to pack your stuff away.

Sam hands you your notebook and you take it, not giving him another look.

“Oh, Sam. How’d your date go?”

Colby’s words make you want to puke.

“It went actually good, really good.” Sam sighs, “She said about being in one of the videos. I told her I’ll talk with you to see about which one you wanted her in.”

“I’ll see you guys later.” You walk away without another look back. You walk out to your car and that’s the last time you spoken to either of them in two days.

You stayed home. Ignored your phone, most of the time at least.

Every now and then, when it would vibrate with an incoming call, you’d check to make sure it wasn’t someone you actually didn’t mind talking to, but most of the time, it was just Sam or Colby.

You would text Colby back, telling him you were lying down with a migraine or something. He called bullshit, but you didn’t feel like arguing so you just left it on read.

Sam seeing someone actually sat with you the wrong way.

You hated it.

You hated him, well, not really, but you wish you could hate him. It would be easier, you wouldn’t have to fake everything each time you saw him.

Your phone buzzes with a notification, Your driver, Mabel, is delivering your pizza. As you set your phone down, there’s a knock on your door.

You open the door, your smile dropping as soon as your eyes meet Sam’s, “How did you get that?” You point to the box and he shrugs, “Don’t worry, I tipped her.” He nods, “Can I come in, please?”

“Why?”

“Because I want to know why you’ve been, not only avoiding me, but Colby for the last two days. You don’t look sick to me.”

“I haven’t been avoiding you. I woke up this morning feeling better, now can I-“ you reach for the pizza and Sam turns it away, “Let me in, and you can have your pizza.”

You clench your jaw, taking in a deep breath as you turn and walk away from the open door.

“Thank you.” Sam sighs, walking in before closing the door, “So, are you going to answer my question?”

“You didn’t ask me a question.” You grab plates from the cabinet and set them down on the counter, “You more or less made a statement.” You glance up at him as you slide the box over to you.

You get out a piece of pizza for you and lean on the counter as you take a bite.

“Oh okay, let me rephrase that then.” Sam clears his throat as he slides the box back over to him, “Why have you been, not only avoiding me, but Colby as well?”

You shrug, “I told you, I’ve been sick.”

“Liar.”

You scoff, raising your brows, “Excuse me.”

“You heard me.” Sam raises his brows, “I know you, y/n, and I know there’s something going on with you.”

“What make you-“

He cuts you off, “For one, you won’t fully look at me. And two, the way you treated me two days ago. You’ve never ignored me, or told me you were trying to work, and if you have, you were always laughing while saying it.”

“People change, Sam.” You shrug, tossing your pizza down on the plate, “If you know me so well, then you should probably already know what’s wrong, right?”

“So you admit there’s something wrong?”

“No, I just- is your girlfriend going to be okay with the fact that you’re at my house at ten o’clock at night?”

He smirks, “Hmm.”

“What?”

“There it is.”

“There’s what?” You stand up, hands slapping against your thighs, “If you think-“

“Say it.”

“I don’t have anything to say.” You shake your head Sam presses his hands onto the counter, “Yes you do.”

“What do you want me to say?” You stare at him and he tilts his head, “Why your face dropped when you saw me sitting there with her. Why you rushed out of there so fast when normally you wouldn’t have any issue coming up to me and saying hi, I mean. We are best friends, are we not?”

“Yeah, why wouldn’t we be?” You lean forward, hips pressing into the counter up, arms crossing over your chest, “If you think I have an issue with you being with her, you’re mistaken. I couldn’t be more happy for you.”

“Then why did you shoot me down when I brought up seeing you there the other day?” He tilts his head, “Why’d you rush out of my house so fast when Colby asked how my date went? Which, I can tell you how it went, since you left without hearing my side of it.”

“Please, Sam. Enlighten me.” You tone dripping with agitation, now you want to realize how much I care about him, you think as you keep your eyes on his, “I’d love to hear how well your date went.”

“Do you even care?”

You jerk your head back, taken aback by his words, “Um, what makes you think I don’t care?”

“You’re tone. It’s like you’d rather be anywhere other than right here.”

You scoff, rolling your eyes. You were fighting that word vomit back so hard, but it was getting too close to the top, “Just- if you’re happy. I’m happy. Isn’t that what friends do. Push down how they actually feel for the people they really and truly care about?”

“Tell me how you really feel.” His words were soft, almost like he was pulling the knife from your chest instead of shoving it in deep, “Please.”

Your face relaxes and your heart starts beating faster, if there was a time for your word vomit to spew, now is that time.

“You want me to tell you how I really feel?” You swallow, not even giving him the change to answer, “No one is ever going to be good enough for you Sam, and by that, I mean no matter who you talk to, who you go one dates with, to me, I don’t think they’ll ever be good enough for you because they won’t ever be able to love you like I love you.”

“Why couldn’t you just tell me that?” He tilts his head, and you shrug, “I didn’t think you’d ever feel the same about me. I got so mad, because I partly felt like you should’ve have known but then I know that that shouldn’t be on you. It was a mental battle every day and I just- I hated seeing you with her. I hated hearing Colby ask you how the date went. My feelings are just.. so up there that I hate the thought of you being with anyone else but me.”

He taps the counter a few times before taking a deep breath, “When I saw you at the coffee shop and seen your face drop, I ended things with her then and there.”

“You.. you what?” You shake your head, “Why didn’t you tell me that?”

“I tried!” He laughs, “When I said about seeing you at the shop, but that’s when you went all, Sam, I’m working leave me the fuck alone, on me.”

You hold up a finger, “One, I didn’t say that, and two, I don’t sound like that.”

“Are we going to argue about my impression of you, or are you going to come over here so I can kiss you?”

You try to fight back a smirk, but fail as you walk over to him. He turns his body to face you, his hand coming up to rest on your cheek, “I’m sorry I’m an idiot.”

“We can talk about that later.” You pull him in, your lips smashing onto his. His other hand grips your hip, pushing you to spin towards the counter.

The kiss depends, growing hotter by the second.

He bends down, lifting you up to set you onto the cool surface. He pulls you to the edge as he leans in. You lean back, using your hand to hold yourself up, while your other lays on his cheek.

He kisses down your neck, “I’ve been dreaming of the day you’d let me touch you like this.”

You let out a small whimper as his teeth sink into your skin, “Yeah.” You breathe out, “Tell me about it.”

He slides his hand up, pulling you back in for another kiss. Your legs wrap around his waist, fighting as your hand slides around to tangle in his hair.

He pulls you from the counter, walking back to your bedroom.

He lays you down on the bed, his lips trailing down to your neck. His hands snake under your shirt, pushing it up before skipping over the bunched up fabric to kiss down between your boobs.

He sits up, reaching down to pull his shirt up over his body. His eyes are fixated on you as sit up, your shirt revealing the skin he can’t wait to have his lips on.

You reach down, pushing down your sweats and he reaches down to pull them the rest of the way down your legs.

He falls forward, his hands catching himself on either side of your head, “You’re the most beautiful girl in the world to me.”

You smile, lifting your head to close the space.

He shifts his weight to his forearm as his other hand drags down your side. His grip tightens on your hip as your legs pull him into you.

A small moan leaves your lips and slips between his as he grinds against you.

You drag your nails down his chest, pushing him to roll over. You follow, straddling his waist as you reconnect your lips. You trail down, kissing down his chest, torso, and stopping at the top of his pants.

Your fingers drag up his thighs to slip into the waistband, and he willingly lifts his hips, watching as you shrug them down.

You don’t hesitate, leaning in to wrap your lips around the tip, which earns a gasp, “Fuck.” He lets out a shaky breath as you work your head down, tongue swirling to make his cock slick.

You bob your head a few times, earning groan after groan from him before sitting up. You move up, and before you can reach down, Sam beats you to it. He pushes and holds your panties to the side and you sink down onto him.

Your hands press into his abdomen.

Your lips part to allow a loud moan to flood through them.

Your head tilts back and you gasp, snapping your head down to look at him as he bucks his hips up slightly.

His eyes are on yours, his brows furrows with pleasure as he takes in feeling you wrapped around him in a way he’s only ever dreamed of.

You slowly rise up, head tilting forward as you sink back down. You repeat those actions, only a few times, before Sam pulls you down for a kiss. Your lips move with his as you quicken the pace of your hips.

His hands slide around to your ass, gripping tightly to guide them up and down, “Doing so good.” He whispers, “Fuck.”

He bucks upward, earning a louder moan from you, “Feels-feels so good.” You bury your face into his neck, moaning repeatedly as you slam your hips down to meet his.

You lift your head, pressing kissing into his neck as you move back up to his lips. He wraps an arm around your waist, rolling you over so you both are on your sides.

Your leg lays over his waist, hand sliding up to tangle into his hair as he takes over thrusting.

He holds you close, his forehead resting on yours, “Fuck, baby.” He presses a kiss to your forehead, moans spilling from his lips, “You feel so fucking good.”

His lips crash onto yours as he rolls over to fully be on top of you. His thrusts grow harder, your moans grow louder.

“S-Sam.” You whine, “F-fuck don’t stop.”

Your back lifts from the bed as your nails sink into his biceps, “F-fuck, fuck, yesyesyes.” Your legs tighten around his waist as your walls pulsate around him, indicating that you were right there.

He lean in, kissing and sucking a mark into your neck, and that sends you right into the pool of pleasure.

Your moans fill your bedroom, your nails leave red streaks across his back as they slide up to tangle into his hair. You turn your head, crashing your lips onto his and he swallows each of your moans with ease.

“You sound so pretty, holy fuck.” He groans, “I love making you sound like that.”

Without another thought, “I love you.”

Sam lifts his head up, his hand coming to caress your cheek, “I love you.” He presses his lips to yours, his thrusts slowing down.

He holds your face, lips slowly moving with yours as he thrusts into you at a slow pace, “You mean everything to me. I’m so sorry I didn’t see it sooner.”

“It’s okay, Sam.” You press your lips to his, a small moan leaving your lips, “I have you now.” You wrap your arm around his neck, gasping as he thrusts into you deep.

He presses a few kiss to yours face before picking up the pace of his thrust. You feel them growing slipping and he pulls out, spilling onto your waist. You rest your head back, looking up at him with a smile.

He smiles down at you, leaning in to press a kiss to your forehead, “Be right back.” He gets off, moving to grab a towel before coming back to wipe you off.

He tosses the towel down and moves to lay next to you. He pulls the comforter up your bodies and pulls you into him. He presses a kiss to your head and lets out a sigh, “So does this mean you’re coming to spend the night in the haunted school with us?”

“As long as I don’t have to sleep alone.”

He laughs, tightening his arms around you, “Never.”

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Thank you so much for reading! I love you all so much! I will catch you in the next one! 🖤

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girlsdogmotif · 1 month ago

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HIII!!! YOUR ONE SHOTS ARE SO COOOOL!! LOVE THEM <3333 are you planning on writing series or books? IM SURE THEY COULD BE STUNNING!! Also I saw your recs and THEY ARE SOMETHING 100% MY TASTE, if you cam give me some recs? Preferably if the main characters are males? I don't mind either way tho!! Thank you very much. <3

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I really need to finish the few one shots I've started and post them because people are actually reading them ! which is crazy ! but makes me very very happy :)

I would definitely be interested in writing some series, once I think of some characters or a rough plot I might try it out, but in the meantime I would also love to continue any one shots I post if people are interested 👀

For my recommendations (which is why this took me a while to get back to apologies):

(also you might have already seen the first few bc I can't stop telling people to read them!!)

@whumblr The "Home is Where the Hurt" series is one of the BEST stories on this app and has the best whump, if you haven't read it yet GO READ, and also "Crossed Out", the main whumpees and whumpers are male in both those series; but I also can't go through a whump rec post without recommending their other series Bookish!

@chaotic-orphan another blog I can't recommend enough, i'm literally part of the #notifcationsquad I'm obsessed with Intoxicating Fear, Vendetta, Defiant Leader x confident villain, Partners in Crime, and everything else as well, Heroic Betrayal is also my ALL TIME fav and features my one of my fav female whumpee Morgan <3 all the stories are somehow both funny and heart wrenching at the same time and I feel like I'm watching a movie every time I read them

@there-will-always-be-blood I talk about The Crow and The Dove so much but I will forever kai and kyriel are so fascinating and the world building is so good in the story and the WHUMP. UGH truly unparalleled. you know it's good characters, world, plot, and writing when I-ME wants a character to have a break and not get tortured more (well okay I also still want him to get tortured more) only thing I will mention is the story does contain nsfw stuff and pretty dark whump but everything is tagged so avoid if it's not your thing but if you're okay with it (and over 18) then I highly recommend!!!!

@defire also has a TON of writing to read, stories, prompts and general whump musings that include some whump tropes that you don't see that often. Back to The Dregs is FANTASTIC angsty and whumpy and it also maybe kinda reminds me of one of the first whump stories I ever read when I was like 11 that was a newsies modern au fan fiction so I think I'm also partial to it

@holidayinhell literally every single piece of writing is so well written and give me whumperflies (do people still say that? I rarely see it anymore, am I old now im 20 I can't be) anyway Role Reversal is so good but THE CLIFFHANGER (nsfw)

@save-the-villainous-cat has such great stuff, really anything you're in the mood for there's a piece for it particularly I love the hero villain stuff

@jumpywhumpywriterlove's Vampire Captures Vampire Hunter to Use as Bloodbag series I def recommend if you like vampires, even if you don't I'd give it a shot, also Drugged Hero Whumpee used as Party Favor at Villain's Party is great. I have to admit I haven't read her whole blog but the few series I've read are amazing and she has SO MUCH WRITING (im not gonna make a Hamilton reference I've already made a newsies reference I've embarrassed my self enough)

and then here's a few other whump blogs that I enjoy and would recommend checking out!!

@whump-queen

@whump-in-the-closet

@shywhumpauthor

@kira-the-whump-enthusiast

okay for now I'll cut myself off but obviously there are so many more amazing whump blogs and stories out there!!! I hope this list can help you find something you like, thank you again for your kind words!

#whump #general whump #whump community #whump recs #whump series #mar writes

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girlfriendsofthegalaxy · 2 months ago

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tuesday again 1/14/2024

"surely this will be the worst book i read as part of this gay and lesbian erotica project," i say with faint hope. while i was discussing it with my bestie via facetime mackintosh completely gave up killing mr cactus so i can only assume she was KO'd by this book too

patch notes: split up the reading section into "article" and "not an article" for easier navigation

listening

another one for the "SOMEBODY COME FUCK THIS (GAY)" playlist. just fun horny pop with some sick riffs. thank you spotify weekly recs.

reading (article)

sometimes i think i've found a completely new type of guy, and then i find out what flavor of engineering he's retired from (metallurgical) and it suddenly makes him a known and cataloged typed of guy and i know where to shelve him. very charming home website, very charming writeup about buying out failing pinball businesses, the difficulties of production, and just like the love of the game? as a loving maintainer of things myself, i am fascinated by other loving maintainers.

i also had some very loose thoughts about cycles of games in various categories of play in general but then looked up some stuff to make sure i knew what the fuck i was talking about and guess what! i don't.

"There's a cycle of pinball. It's like a seven-year cycle, ups and downs and so forth," Young said. "Peak might have been about 1992 if you look at the number of games produced. It was like 120,000 games." But, from there, Young said, it was a steady decline of roughly 10 percent per year. ... Young eventually bought out Gottlieb's backlog of parts and numerous pieces of manufacturing equipment, operating a revenue share with the company for a time before taking outright control of the inventory. That's how The Pinball Resource became the de facto source for all things Gottlieb, but it wouldn't end there. "We've picked up all these pieces as the pinball business has shrunk and fallen apart," Young said. "I sat down once with a yellow pad, and I started writing down the number of distributors that I bought their stock, right? And I filled the side of the page and turned the page over before I got done." ... "This is probably one of the world's largest collections of schematics," Young said. "Every Gottlieb schematic in the world is in that filing cabinet." Schematics from other manufacturers sit nearby, along with endless manuals covering games from many brands and eras. I told him that the 1986 Williams machine High Speed was my favorite. Ten seconds later, he had the original manual in hand.

reading (not an article)

and now for the erotica. this has four stars on goodreads and i have zero fucking clue why.

this is published in 2010 by Intaglio and is the author's eleventh novel. it is difficult to believe this is her eleventh novel and that she had beta readers (who she thanks) bc there is very little internal consistency. unpleasant paper texture also.

Professor Tess Rawlins spent the last twelve years teaching agriculture in California, away from Montana and her heart. When she’s called back to the sprawling Double R cattle ranch and her ailing father, Tess is thrown back into the world she had nearly forgotten since the death of her brother two years earlier. Unsettling memories boil to the surface for Tess, and her only pleasant distraction is the new cook Claire Redman and her son Jack. However, there is more facing Professor Rawlins than dealing with the memory of her brother or her attraction to Claire. Tess must figure a way to save the Rawlins’s five thousand acres of rich grassland. It has thrived for five generations, when her great-grandfather started the dynasty in the 1880s; now she may lose it all to an unscrupulous land developer. Set in the foothills of the Bitterroots, Tess and Claire find themselves in the fight of their lives—for love and the sea of grass.

the only fun bit of construction is the beginning, with a prologue starring Tess's beloved great-uncle at the university he teaches at, and then a time skip to his great-niece in the same room teaching at the same university worrying about a lot of the same things. other than that, not a well constructed book, from a technical standpoint. in the first eighteen pages: seventeen laughs, ten grins, seven smiles, four cheek kisses, and three regular kisses. and a partridge in a pear tree. this will continue throughout the book. sometimes people will laugh more than once in a sentence. sometimes three people will laugh as a dialogue tag back to back. it has a very Go Dog Go early reader feel at times. it is difficult to believe real alive humans would say some of this dialogue. erotic. EROTIC. extremely erotic!!!

not a lot of internal consistency either: they get very worried about how they lost more calves than they thought they would and then ten pages later they are like actually we lost almost none! there are abrupt seasonal changes from what is established to be early April with snow on the ground to a blazingly hot afternoon necessitating dunking your whole head in a water trough within a (again, established! In the text!) week. one chapter it’s September and the next chapter they’re talking about the Fourth of July rodeo next month. i had to reread a page three times to figure out how they teleported to the middle of the pasture from the middle of the kitchen and not in a “and they found themselves outside” way. someone goes from leaning on a counter to leaning on a fence post.

the murder mystery resolves by someone going to jail but we never actually find out what happened. like ever. there is a fade to black after a fight in the street bc Tess has a hunch and suddenly the guy is in jail. how did her brother die? and why? who knows! the romantic progression also makes wild stuttering leaps forward. there is a very halfhearted jealousy subplot with a man. there is a third act breakup for no plausible reason, and the love interest is essentially kidnapped off a train, dragged back to the ranch, and everyone claps. literally claps.

not very coherent or detail-oriented. some of the most lackluster sex scenes i have ever read. not really sure why this one is sandwiched between two fade to black scenes.

this made me appreciate last week's book way more bc while it was not for me, it was at least coherent and had interesting progressions of both characters and events.

watching

youtube

Night Train to Munich (1940, dir. Reed).

Carol Reed’s Night Train to Munich is a twisting, turning, cloak-and-dagger delight, combining comedy, romance, and thrills with the greatest of ease. Paced like an out-of-control locomotive, Night Train takes viewers on a journey from Prague to England to the Swiss Alps as Nazis pursue a Czech scientist and his daughter (Margaret Lockwood), who are being aided by a debonair British undercover agent, played by Rex Harrison. This captivating, long-overlooked adventure—which features Paul Henreid and a clever screenplay by Frank Launder and Sidney Gilliat, best known for writing Alfred Hitchcock’s The Lady Vanishes—is a deftly concocted spy game that could give the Master of Suspense a run for his money.

i don't think it's as briskly paced as the criterion collection (above) thinks it is, but it was a good, tense watch. darkly, dryly funny-- there's a copy of Gone With The Wind on a newsstand between copies of Mein Kampf.

THE most high-stakes fake dating ever devised. they are constantly swooning over each other and the instant they are alone they are hissing at each other about how if you could FIND it in your HEART to find me ANYWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF ATTRACTIVE, maybewecanwiggleoutofthispickle!!! i do not typically like fake dating but this fucked, thank u carol reed director of my heart

playing

i have been playing genshin impact since 1.0 and this week have discovered one chest in each of the two earliest areas. do i have eyes at all. do i know how to use them. the first case i had to pick every carrot in a patch, in the second case i had to kick some medium-strong enemies to the curb before accidentally knocking over an archery target. and apparently i have not done either of those things for four fucking years! it's kind of wild how much the game has moved away from hidden chests and puzzles like that.

one other annoyance: this game Does Not Want to let me climb on balloons. this is in the teapot, a place where you can stash furnishings and companions and make little scenes, but can i go to the cool balloon? no. fuck you.

making

my allergies have been acting up even after diligent cleaning and filter changing and vigorous cat brushing and letting the debri from all that die back down. have YOU ever taken all the little glass shades off all your ceiling fans and bathroom light fixtures and put them through the dishwasher? i don't think anyone had ever cleaned the fans in this apartment. ever.

#tuesday again #tuesday again no problem #SoundCloud

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lambergeier · 2 months ago

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2024 book post

this was simply not much of a reading year! middling start, uneven from month to month, slight revival during mine and emma's scotland trip in august, and then a HARD stop after which i gave up even trying and comics took over in full. the comics will be a separate post lol. recs in bold! except if they're from my vonnegut streak at the start of the year, in which case it would be ridiculous to attempt to recommend or not-recommend individual vonnegut books. it's vonnegut. you know what's up.

JANUARY

Sirens of Titan - Vonnegut (i loved pieces of this book in high school and didn't understand the rest of it and picked it up again to see if maybe a second attempt would assist. really funny bc as it turns out the pieces i didn't understand were like 80% of the book. catie age 15 knew this book was good but didn't know ANYTHING else that was going on. really good and funny and sad--shocking, it's vonnegut. inspired me to start reading the rest of his stuff in publication order)

The Book of all Books - Roberto Calasso (book length of cultural criticism on the subject of the bible, almost wholly the old testament, by a man I had not previously heard of but was apparently a monumental figure in european literary criticism prior to his recent death. as a cultural christian who was raised with truly 0 contact with christian faith at any point, this was a fascinating way to learn about some of the actual events of the old testament--as described by an incredibly impassioned old italian man, and with a whole chapter dedicated, suddenly, to freud. i skipped the freud chapter, but the rest of the book was intensely interesting and, huge credit to both calasso and his translator, beautiful. check that opening paragraph. also made for some engrossing conversations with my beautiful jewish wife who did have some religious education growing up and was extremely helpful in laying out what was more mainstream thought on david and solomon and what was mr. calasso getting On some Shit.)

Player Piano - Vonnegut (vonnegut's first book. good, even great at times, but lightly overwritten by normal standards and incredibly overwritten by what would become his own standards. the leap from this to sirens, his second book, is astonishing. NEVER stop writing, at ANY time you could go from writing perfectly interesting spec fic to producing some of the greatest american fiction of the century. also very interesting to read as a book about automation now, in the time of Newer automation. i think possibly nothing ever changes!)

Mother Night - Vonnegut (i really should have taken more notes at the time lmao. emma says i thought this one fucked. that feels correct. discussion of ww2 and the holocaust and the consequences of both are so eminently more valuable when written by people who lived through them, shocker. and, again, when those people were some of the most observant writers of their generation lmao. the israeli contempt for holocaust survivors that became obvious to me, christian american lady, only within the last year or two, is front in center in the mother night frame story. kinda want to read this again right now. what can individual guilt and responsibility even mean in the fact of all that death?)

Cat's Cradle - Vonnegut (REALLY should have taken more notes!! emma says i didn't vibe with this one. i believe her, but would love to remember why. i read cat's cradle in high school as well, but apparently it didn't click this time. who knows!!! not me, the dummy who doesn't write things down!!!)

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater - Vonnegut (this one washed over me a bit. vivid memories of senator rosewater decrying deodorant as a liberal feminine luxury propagated by those fairies on madison ave, which was sooooooooo fucking interesting to me. bro sometimes the past just LEAPS out at you when you least expect it. this was probably also a masterpiece, i should read it again.)

Slaughterhouse-Five - Vonnegut (exactly as good as it always is. i should also read this again. idk i really should have taken more notes because i think i would have had more things to say, but once again all i really remember is the emotion, which is: man! the children's crusade!)

The Dawn of Everything: A New History of Humanity - David Graeber and David Wengrow (OKAY GREAT NOT TALKING ABOUT VONNEGUT ANYMORE SO I CAN GET REAL. I LOOOOOOOOVED THIS BOOK. I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS BOOK FOOOOOOOR REAL. this is graeber and wengrow over and over again taking the wildest most cherry-picked possible interpretation of the archaeological evidence and being like okay so this is what this pre-history civilization could have been like. and you're like okay well hold up guys. and then they prove that the traditional, mainstream conception of these civilizations is EQUALLY wild and cherry-picked, so why the fuck shouldn't we consider their thing! if we're doing cherry picking! and it fully just opened my third eye re: other/non-western/non-modern-western modes of society building and i love it. i was already uninterested in books that conceive of Society and Nature as deeply opposed forces that can never mix without one or the other being destroyed, and this book really put the nail in the coffin. there are so many other ways to live. people did them. people still do them. it's time to incorporate SEASONALITY into our PARADIGMS!!! anyways please read this book.)

FEBRUARY

American Midnight - Adam Hochschild (emma talks about this one as well, she recommended it to me, but just a fantastic history of american democracy under wilson/during and after ww1. spoiler: it was weak, threatened, and overall bad. fuck wilson and fuck teddy roosevelt fr! i listened on audiobook, but still what i would call a very readable style by a very smart guy.)

MARCH

We Both Laughed in Pleasure - Lou Sullivan (a birthday gift from @brella that i really loved but that i think was still a bit too repetitive in the middle for me to recommend to all comers lol. the collected and abridged diaries of lou sullivan, a trans man originally from the midwest and living in san francisco in the 80s and early 90s (he was killed by AIDS in '91), who was a trailblazing community organizer mostly, by his own admission, because he was a guy who was willing to organize zines and meetings and etc for other trans men before anyone else thought to. the repetitiveness is the fault of the diaries' curators imho--they focused primarily on pulling the passages that focused on sullivan's trans and gay identity and his experience with his own sexuality which was, don't get me wrong, hugely fascinating, but also this guy had a lot of sex and wrote a LOT about it, so eventually it was like. well i think i've read about this particular sexual partner of yours for a few pages now, maybe we could get something else going on? still really loved it. the opening passages, from when sullivan was like 13, focus on his intense, intensely fannish love for the beatles. the paul mccartney do-be problem: it never goes out of style!!)

APRIL

The Traitor Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

The Tyrant Baru Cormorant - still dickinson, yeah (traitor i read in college, monster i read when it came out, tyrant i BOUGHT when it came out but never read, and so when we went out of town in april for passover i was like fuck it. i'm finally reading tyrant. ALAS: it's not that good. traitor is good on a functional level if not the most compelling: gets through its story with limited uneven-ness, characters are barebones but interesting, story itself is interesting, etc. monster is my favorite: nuts, deeply compelling, but not necessarily good. the plot's a bit of a mess but every character leaps off the page--not just baru, but ever side character introduced as little more than a name in traitor is suddenly vivid, breathing, sexy, homosexual, and deranged. srivakir you will ALWAYS be famous. tyrant, unfortunately, is deranged but so so too long. plot throughline is muddled, action is jumpy and erratic, characters are still great but just can't overcome the lumpen nature of the story. i'll still read the last book, but i'm not surprised tyrant took dickinson so long, nor that the fourth book has been so long in coming. svirakir and your lover and your non-sexual throuple and your child and your lightning madness fr call me when you are free tho.) (WAIT ALSO EVERYONE WHO ACCUSED TRAITOR OF HOMOPHOBIA FOR BEING KILL-YOUR-GAYS WAS FOR SURE A HATER THO. EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT THAT CRITICISM WAS WRONG HAVE BEEN PROVED VALID AS HELL. TOXIC YURI STAY WINNING!!!)

The Spear Cuts Through Water - Simon Jimenez (refreshing in that it believed very badly that prose should be beautiful, but i do not think the prose was actually beautiful. huge huge points for trying. pacing in the first half actively bored me, second half picked up, and the metanarrative twist at the end got me good. i don't recommend it recommend it, but i do recommend it on the basis that jimenez should for sure get credit for trying)

Solitaire - Kelly Erskine (read this bc my wife mentioned it and it was like, really funny. good, but then not good? intensely interesting, but then went somewhere else entirely that was like super normie and boring? sci fi written by queer women who really fully believe in the uplifting power of corporatism and MBTI specifically. three short stories mashed together than only vaguely have any relationship to each other. still had a good time.)

MAY

The Saint of Bright Doors - Vajra Chandrasekera (loved this loved this loved this. there IS good debut genre fiction out there. we just have to believe!!!)

JUNE - nope

JULY

Out for Good: The Struggle to Build a Gay Rights Movement in America - Adam Nagourney and Dudley Clendinen (political history of the american gay rights movement pre-AIDS. had some fascinating insights into the history of lesbian separatism/animosity towards the mainstream gay rights movement (turns out, in the 60s and 70s, between the male-dominated gay rights movement and the mostly-straight feminist movement, one of those things was offering more personhood to lesbians than the other!), and how the gay rights movement failed to respond to AIDS when the first warning signs started to appear. that was crazy. having moved in gay political circles myself, one can really see why everyone did what they did, and it sucks, because it resulted in a lot of death. recommend if political history is an existing area of interest, it wasn't a standout (like last year's Coming Out Under Fire) otherwise.)

Night Theater - Vikram Paralkar (really good, honestly not as depressing as i thought it would be. but only because emma tricked me thinking it would be even worse!)

AUGUST

Meet Me by the Fountain: An Inside History of the Mall - Alexandra Lange (cultural history of american malls. interesting, but towards couldn't decide whether it was history or cultural criticism or architectural criticism or what. happens all the time. made me think more kindly towards malls as community spaces at least, and the short history of pre-mall shopping and the social forces that led to the creation of urban malls/department stores in 1800s france (including, among other things, paved streets!) was really interesting.)

The Future - Naomi Alderman (wanted to be a cure for tech-poisoned futures, but was itself still too tech-poisoned in its understandings of power/individualism. oh well!)

The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Books 1-3 - Jonathan Stroud (posted about these more extensively at the time--adored them in middle school, read them again for the first time as an adult. still so good. of middling quality all the way up until the end, at which point you are struck dead by god. emma can confirm. got struck dead by god on the train between glasgow and edinburgh. i was there.)

Call for the Dead - John Le Carre

Murder of Quality - John Le Carre

The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carre (first three books in what was intended to be a much longer le carre read, and which i should really get back to. call for the dead is a debut, murder of quality is a rightly abandoned attempt to go the classic murder-mystery route, and then spy who came from the cold in is, much like described above, a sudden psychic assault by god. brutal fucking spy fiction, and the only kind of spy fiction worth reading, as in so cynical as to be basically suicidal. spies have never solved a problem they didn't create themselves and perpetuate by means of, at minimum, five innocent lives. NEED to read our game. love and kisses to mr le carre!!)

Martyr! - Kaveh Akbar (love is REAL and so is POETRY and is so fucking your GAY ROOMMATE! very very lovely.)

SEPTEMBER - also nope

OCTOBER

Long Live Evil - Sarah Rees Brennan (svsss retelling meets fe3h character dynamics, fumbles the best elements of both, creates a great premise (brennan grappling very publicly with her own near-death to cancer is the best part of the book and makes for a great framework for an isekai protagonist) but the execution can't keep up with the ideas. alas! not the best book to finish out the year on, but what can you do. at least i read something!)

and that's the end of books for the year!!! 29 total (one not listed here), so a low since 2021, when i only started reading again in like august of that year following a cool post-depressive episode no-reading-spell that lasted several times longer than the actual depressive episode did lol. i have not recently been depressed so i think the dry periods this year were simply dry periods. and, especially the comics started happening, it's not like i've been lacking things to spend brain power on. now those things are just american superhero comics! which is a whoopsie! even a whoopsie-doodle! but i've got a tbr pile as tall as my hip so hopefully i circle back to real books at some point next year. and if i don't, i don't!

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bluiela · 1 month ago

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"Why was Gwyn even in the BC if SJM wasn't intending to make her Azriel's endgame??"

Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why was Azriel wanting to get on his knees for a taste of Elain and pulling her hair back to kiss her if SJM intended on ENDING them in a BC?

It's not like they had any of those types of scenes anywhere else in the book. But yeah ... sure... SJM chose to end Elriel in a BC by writing the hottest, most anticipated almost kiss scene in the entire series ..... instead of you know.... not mentioning them at all....

The "hottest" (please get some good book recs) e/riel scene SJM put that may have given you the indication that e/riel is endgame:

If this is what you consider "hottest" then I mean.. I hope you read other books than ACOTAR.

SJM made Elain reject Az, she wrote Az not planning for Elain beyond sexual Fantasies when Cassian was planning for Nesta for the Next life because this one was ending, she made Rowan plan for Aelin even though the major chances of her living was literally in negative, made Rhys plan for Feyre even though she loved another and he had no plan to pursue her if she was happy and so on.

She wrote this and wrote another character who calmed and settled not only him but his shadows. She wrote Clear Contrast b/w Gwyn and Elain's interactions how the shadows dance to her but vanish from Elain, how he plans for a snowball fight for a year but had 0 problem not planning for Elain.

How he NOT ONCE yearns to kiss her again. Thinks how he CAN'T stay away from her BUT has to. He has 0 issues from satying away from her.

Maas ended the chapter with Gwyn buried deep in his heart, of him smiling unconsciously thinking of her smile and eyes. Of her making him tell us that he sings. Of the same language she used for other mates.

If you read other SJM books and you see the same language used for other mates also being put here, you think to yourself hmmm....why the same wording...why the banter and highlighted interactions in the book..why after the BC there is 0 interactions for e/riel but in the actual book Maas not only made him her ribbon with her making Gwyn challenge him and amuse him.. why give them past..why make them equals.. why connect Gwyn to the plot and set her up again and again.. and a million other stuff but I'll make it short.

If you for once remove the self-insert biased glasses, you'll see the obvious set up.

#pro gwynriel #antielriel #azriel spymaster #elucien #sjmaas #gwyn berdara #acotar #gwynriel #pro gwyn #gwyn x azriel #pro elucien #elucien supremacy #pro lucien vanserra #pro elain archeron

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Ok now that we have a secound tsats book coming out i feel the need to read all the solangelo fics

Do you have any long solangelo fic recs? U feel like I've read them all

of COURSE i do omg i have to admit that a lot of the fics in my bookmarks are shorter ones/oneshots but i think that the solangelo fandom just tends to write more of those?? or at least that's just my experience based on what i've read - but here are some longer fics that are must-reads!! (don't have as much time to write in depth reviews as my past recs so just assume that i have lines of caps lock keysmashes for all of them bc i swear they're incredible)

la vita è fatta così by HowlingAlchemist

When Bianca somehow comes back from the dead, she, Nico and Will are sent on a quest that will hopefully answer some lingering questions. But Nico and Bianca are not the kids that they once were, and things get very difficult as a result. this one is more bianca & nico focused as a plot HOWEVER there's a lot of absolutely wonderful solangelo!!

The Stolen God by @tsarinatorment

Python is defeated. The prophecies are restored, and Nero has fallen. Apollo has not been seen since. His trials are over; why isn’t he back on Olympus? i KNOW that i've already rec'd this one but if you haven't read it. like literally. go read it. seriously. (and also it's another one where solangelo isn't really the *main* focus, BUT there's lots of solangelo content <3)

FAR GALAXIES by @rosyredlipstick

She didn’t answer. Instead, she pulled out her PADD from her coat, slow enough that Nico only slightly twitched. Jason’s transmission was loaded up on the screen—at the bottom, their signature tag was spelled out. “Guardians of the Galaxy. That supposed to be a joke?” “More like an aspiration,” Jason said. - Space, the final frontier. Or whatever. this one's actually one im currently reading and i'm abt halfway through rn and love it!!

okay usually i define a "long" fic as 100k+ words but after looking through all of my bookmarks im realizing that those are literally the only ones i have. so! we're lowering the word count minimum to over 40k+ words bc these are also amazing fics!! (currently wishing there was a way to sort bookmarks by word count)

peach tea by ghosttotheparty

Please Stay by CoolBeesBro

like the sun and stars above by demigodbeautiies

Bad Sons by thesungod

will also subtly self promo my hunger games fic which has a lot of mcd and is very very fun imo

so that's wild it looks like i need some long solangelo fic recs too?? why are most of my bookmarks oneshots??? its actually so funny bc in other fandoms i have a bunch of long fic bookmarks and rarely any oneshots so it's an interesting little statistic. pls drop more recs if you have any!!

#wrongcaitlyn #wrongcaitlyn asks #ive also definitely read more than this in terms of just reading longer fics #but im very picky with bookmarks so ig there are reasons i didnt bookmark more of them #definitely need to find and read more though

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jarofstyles · 1 year ago

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Book Recs

This is literally all over the place and I read a lot of diff tropes, I realize now I read a lot of dark romance which makes sense why Reaper is one of our best fics lol (maybe I need to write more dark harry? Lmk)

But here’s a mixed bag. I’ve read over 400 books in the last 2 1/2 years (again idk I go through them fast lol) and if you want more recommendations in certain genres I’d be happy to do so!

A lot of these are series recommendations as well because I tend to be a serial series reader and I’m trying to find more one offs so if you have any recs I’m so willing to read and tell you what I think!

As always, check TWs before reading and let me know if you’ve read any of these and your thoughts!!!

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Chestnut Springs series by Elsie Silver- smut is good, (especially in heartless bc a dad x nanny trope ughhhh)

Sinners Anonymous series by Somme Sketcher (search TW)

Windy City series by Liz Tomforde (book 2 is my favorite)

Carolina Reapers series by Samantha Whiskey (hockey romance is one of my faves)

The Sweetest Oblivion- Danielle Lori (mafia, I love the dynamic, search TW)

Little Dove by Layla Frost (gives me 2013 wattpad energy where y/n is sold to 1d but it is dark, age gap, check TW)

Best Kase scenario by Layla Frost- (kase does some asshole shit but he’s one of my faves of her characters)

It Happened One Summer by Tessa Bailey (she’s a hit or miss author for me but I do enjoy some of her books and the smut is some of the better I’ve read in published stuff)

The Seven series Mageriverse by Dannika Dark (shifter/werewolf series, lots of action. Smut isn’t incredible but I’ve loved the series for a while)

Dreamland Billionaires series by Lauren Asher

Dark and Dirty Sinner’s Series by Serena Aekroyd (check TW, mc romance so there’s violence and definitely dark as the series implies)

Wait With Me series by Amy Daws

Bittersweet by Morgan Elizabeth (also gives me wattpad vibes, lowkey imagined Harry as the mmc lol)

Highest Bidder by Sara Kate (check TW, age gap)

PS You’re Intolerable by Julia Wolf (I liked this series but this is by far the best one in it, boss x assistant, asshole but soft for her, fmc is pregnant and it’s not his)

#book recs #jarofstyles book recs #jarofstyles book recommendations

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agendabymooner · 2 years ago

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i think he knows ! lando n. x ofc (alessandro sister!writer!ofc)

"he got the boyish look that i like in a man."

summary: nicola alessandro released a novel under the pen name 'grazie nichols' and everyone made sure that the fans are supporting her. lando norris could do anything but be subtle about the things he knew, and the novel's inspo was one of those things.

content warning: possible use of explicit language, appearance of other fictional characters (hearth sisters, lester ricciardo, etc), dirty jokes (no smut), ofc and lando being menaces, ofc being obsessed with lando, fans trying to come up with theories, ofc's account is private (colabebe)

note: (time check: 12:25 am) i'm sorry i dipped out 😭 a lot happened yesterday: i hung out with the guy (it was awkward lol) went to see the barbie movie with my sister then had a sangria after- i was planning to post something when i got home but apparently i'm a lightweight and was knocked out after. let me know what you think!!! anyway enjoy xx

ps. yes the graphics in here are stuff that i made hehe sorry if they're awful but these are just some last minute shit i made xx

masterlist

tagged grazienichols

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user1 new booktok rec??

user2 the grid is literally hyping this up 😭 is it that good

user3 MORE FORMULA ONE BOOKS!!!

user4 my wallet: empty

user5 me rn: trying to determine which driver relates to the man in the book the most 🧐

user6 bets on leclerc

user7 hmmm i think its more like estie? he's giving muse

user8 it could be yuki ???

user9 i agree user6 it's most likely shal bc that man is book bf material

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danielricciardo i don't blame them; this book is a bomb ass book 😉 liked by grazienichols

grazienichols 🤪

user1 grazie stop emptying my wallet challenge 🤐

grazienichols 😶 sorry xx

user2 making money just to get to monaco gp- gurl i don't blame you 😭

grazienichols it's getting more expensive as years go on 🥶

f1 monaco gp you say??? 👀

user3 she's making money already just toss the ticket in us broke people's direction 🙃

user4 yeah what she said ^^

tagged charles_leclerc, loricciardo, estebanocon and 7 other people

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user1 isn't lester pregnant??? why is she bent like that on the 7th photo? 😭

user2 lester can do things us mere humans can't

alex_albon i am appalled liked by lando.jpg

lando.jpg i can't put too much photos sorry lad

alex_albon i'll remember this.

user3 lando fed us with the hearth sisters content at the slides 2, 4 and 6 and i've never felt this loved since my ex <3

user4 gurl 💀 u good

user5 ESTIE BESTIEEEE 😩 i might bust a lil gimme a sec to chill

user6 the sisters in blue 🤤

user7 who's the third photo?

user8 lester's youngest sister, nicola

danielricciardo loricciardo 🤨 what're u doing?

loricciardo protecting baby ric 😳 liked by lando.jpg

lando.jpg by flattening his head? 😟

loricciardo you just reduced my standing time and increased my bedrest time lando.jpg thx

lando.jpg what 😭 what's gonna happen if you're in bedrest? is the baby's head going to inflate back to place??

danielricciardo landonorris lad. that's not how it works.

arthurleclerc colabebe that pink is nice asf

colabebe thank you art!!! nice seeing you!!!

user9 uhhhhh?!!! arthur and daniel's in-law?

georgerussell63 why am i not there??? 🧐

lando.jpg my bad- i didn't really want you to take of your shirt in the middle of the ballroom hall. not really your night tonight mate.

user10 where is toto?!!!

lando.jpg god love him but he already has enough photo taken by his own wife. give others some chance to make it to my jpg account

user10 understood king 🤌

sylvieeford no max?? he really pissed you off 😹 liked by lando.jpg

lando.jpg yeah, and keep on reminding him that. maybe he'd apologize for once 🙄

landonorris posted a story !!!

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danielricciardo my favourite italian-british couple (no offense nora but i don't like georgerussell63 that much) liked by colabebe

nora_alessandro 😒😒

georgerussell63 you're not my favourite aussie either mate 😉

landonorris god gave me an equally obsessed gf and i love him for it liked by colabebe

colabebe just him??? 💔

landonorris me when you: 💗😩😳🤤

colabebe ❤️‍🩹

landonorris look at her

landonorris shes so pretty omg whats her @

oscarpiastri your simp looking ass is getting more obvious

colabebe 🤨 not my fault u don't get bitches 🤡

oscarpiastri do you wanna fight or wha 🤬

colabebe i deadlegged you last time and you ate shit so idk if thats even a question

oscarpiastri landonorris ur rat is at it again

landonorris hey man, that's my simp. leave her alone

mateoales throwing up

landonorris ratio + take L + didn't ask

colabebe cry + whine + sob + complain

mateoales you two are so mean when ur together

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