#book 15 spoilers

[clarissasbakery]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IF YOU BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN. GOD BLESS BOOKPIN 🫡🫡

[kirjavas]

never not thinking about iorek byrnison eating lee scoresby's dead body, so as not to let it rot but instead allow it to sustain an old friend on his journey. and how this act fulfilled lee's dying wish to help lyra by giving iorek the strength to go on and find her. thinking about consumption as a form of love, loving someone in their entirety and wanting to eat them whole but also love and grief being something you carry inside of you that guides you forward

[fantastic-nonsense]

genuinely starting to believe my theory that being handed 'Batman' or 'Amazing Spider-man' makes even the best writers go insane with power and instantly start producing mid to terrible stories for the duration of their run

[tapwater118]

can you draw book and ice cube in the truth or flair challenge from ii 2 except make it funny as hell

well at least they’re honest

[krisssssssy]

It really pisses me off when Bahamut tells Noctis about Ardyn being the Accursed saying he was transformed evil by spite or whatever like SIR?? SIR? NO. No. Buddy. You literally told him he had to become the Accursed, that it was unavoidable. Like. Bro. Not cool.

It makes me wonder how much Noctis really understood Ardyn’s past and how much of that was shown to him in the Crystal.

Like Bahamut is literally like oh yeah that dude is crazy, he’s bent on revenge and brought the darkness lol. Like yeah what a nut job. I had no part in it obviously bc I’m god basically lol. You gotta kill him.

Sigh.

[circusclowne]

are we still friends?

[cyberkn1fe]

Immortal robot skeleton, who was a creature of flesh and blood once all those millions of years ago, reaches a point so low and is broken so much, that he can no longer outrun the distant, but always present shadow in his once mortal mind, which forever remembers what it was like to be alive and eternally thrashes in agony of a living, breathing creature now forced to be locked in a body of cold and unfeeling metal. In a 40k book

[willoillo]

Spoilers for WoF book 15 for today's dragons!! I had this idea a bit ago but wasn't sure how to go about it till recently.

So have Freedom, Luna and Dusky, right at the end of it. One of the scenes that hit me real close to home.

[emerdoodls]

tuc doodles

[morphseagull]

animorphs 15 the escape has genuinely broken me on all new fault lines. they need to invent a new universe for the ways in which i have been broken tonight. I’ll never be okay again

[catboykurtis]

so. bfdia huh

[penguins-r-cuil]

I forgot Will straight up enslaves a murderer and when Halt and Crowley hear about it they're just like "shit you right" and are down to make it a regular occurrence

[wigglys-dikrats]

in the npmd timeline miss holloway is dead bc solomon has the black book

[rosefires20]

Since I've shared more of my reading interests on here lately, I thought I'd share my rant about the insanity of the book The Princess Bride by William Goldman. Yes. This is the book that is the same story as the popular older movie The Princess Bride.

I'll start this by saying I've never been so affronted by a book before. The closest would be the ending of the first Mortal Engines books (which if you know you know). That ending actually drove me nuts enough that I recall it quite often when thinking about insane books. However, the Princess Bride blows that chaos out of the water.

Not only is the book halted by a lot of extra nonsense that the author throws in of his own thoughts and opinions because part of the story is that he is retelling a book he read as a child and abridging it. The book in question doesn't exist so this is all made up and fantastical. I'm usually down for the silly and extra from writers. I've read Good Omens and plan to read some of the Discworld series sooner rather than later. I obviously recently finished the Hobbit and LoTR. But that is the fun silly that I love. Whatever the fuck is in the Princess Bride bridges on insanity.

The book is mostly the same as the movie EXCEPT for the ending. In the movie, it ends with Buttercup, Westley, Fezzik and Inigo riding off. In the book, it goes further. In to the most insane shit I've ever read in a published book. It's genuinely insane crack fic level material.

Like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY GET SAVED BY THE PIRATES FROM THE PRINCE'S SOLIDERS BUT HAVE TO LEAVE THE BOAT IN WHICH FEZZIK IS INCHARGE OF ROWING. HE ROWS THEM INTO A WHIRLPOOL WHICH IS WHEN WESTLEY SPEAKS UP AND SAYS THAT THEY HAVE TO SWIM THROUGH THE WHIRLPOOL TO GET TO AN INASSECIBLE ISLAND WHERE THE PRINCE CANT FOLLOW. THIS HAPPENS AND THEN BUTTERCUP WHILE THEY ARE CHILLING ESSENTIALLY TURNS TO WESTLEY AND SAYS LETS HAVE SEX FINALLY. THAT SEX GETS BUTTERCUP PREGNANT WHICH ENDS UP LEADING TO A BIRTH WHERE THE BABY IS BACKWARDS AND TANGLED AND POTENTIAL WILL DIE ONLY FOR FEZZIK IS GET FUCKING POSSESSED AND SHOW UP AND DELIVERY THE BABY SAFELY. THEN THERES A TIME JUMP TO WHERE FEZZIK IS SAVING THE BABY AFTER SHE WAS KIDNAPPED AND HE JUMPS OFF A CLIFF TO SAVE HER AND THANKFULLY THEY SURVIVE BUT THATS WHERE THE BOOK FUCKING ENDS.

WHAT THE GENUIENE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK

[kindaeccentric]

Me, when I learned book Daniel has an almost Nicki-like breakdown after being turned: Ah. How the turntables. How does it feel, Armand? I wish Lestat had enough self awareness to be a bitch and tease you about it. I like cat fights.

Learning Daniel then is getting 'taken care of' by Marius: Oh yeah, willingly spending time with Marius is definitely a sign of insanity. And a major dick move.

Learning Daniel leaves Marius for Armand once he feels better: If I was Armand I would put up the 'welcome home cheater' banner.

Me, learning about David Talbot: Huh. Anne Rice, can I call you real quick on a ouija, because I have to ask: is David Talbot a character you created to use an alternative storyline you had in your mind for Daniel? Be honest. Quickly.

[markantonys]

i can't WAIT for elayne "the only thing i ever wonder about is what it must be like to get to choose your own fate" trakand and rand "the wheel never gives anyone what they want, least of all me" al'thor to fall in love out of choice, because they want to. AAHH!!!!!