#bones' incorrect quotes🫧

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I haven't done these in a while so...

At A Staff Meeting... ~ Divus Crewel: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Mozus Trein: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Dire Crowley: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

When Grim Goes To The ADeuce Duo For Help... ~ Grim: Yuu's mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Deuce Spade: Okay, did you talk before they got upset? Grim: …yes? Ace Trappola: That's probably it.

This Is What Happens When You Marry the Cater Diamond... ~ Cater Diamond: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Y/N - Reader: Yes? Cater Diamond: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Y/N - Reader: ... Cater Diamond: It's gonna be a fun week! Y/N - Reader: I'm going to Trey's house. Cater Diamond: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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When you try messing with your adopted sibling...

Adamas: Hey, let’s mess with Y/N, guys! Zeus: Hey, Y/N, your mama's so fat- Reader: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Valhallan prison. Adamas: Well, uh- your dad- Reader: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. Poseidon: The fuck- Zeus: Well then... Hades: Stop it, Zeus! Zeus: Your grandparents are so- Reader: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. The Olympian Brothers: ... Reader: You cannot best me, brothers.

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Basically life in Rise! TMNT for our Reader;

Dating App Issues... Leonardo: Who would you swipe right for? Shredder or Draxum? Reader, who is holding grudges on both: I would delete the app.

Sharkboy and Lavagirl = Scary? Cassandra Jones: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Foot Clan! Reader: Okay. Cassandra Jones: And make out during the scary parts. Foot Clan! Reader: Th- Foot Clan! Reader: The scary parts... Foot Clan! Reader: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl...?

Student Appreciation Day (Strictly Platonic) Casey Jones: You know, Y/N gives April flowers each year, I wish you'd do that too. Leonardo: Okay. *Later* Leonardo: *gives April flowers* April O'Neil: ??? Leonardo: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Is Being Smart Attractive Now? Reader: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Donatello: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Reader: Stop. Various ROTTMNT Characters After Being Asked About Their Confession... Donatello: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Raphael: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way... Casey Jones: *has a panic attack* What confession? Leonardo: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too. Baron Draxum: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Shredder: It was a dare.

Tracking the S/O... Raphael: You can track Y/N? Donatello: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Rescue Mission Gone Wrong... Splinter, alongside his sons and April: What have you done with Y/N? Baron Draxum: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Kinky~ Reader: Are we fighting or flirting? Shredder: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Reader: Your point?

When Donnie Tells Mikey About His Crush... Michelangelo, talking about the new human friend, Reader: Why don’t you go talk to them? Donatello, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure. Michelangelo: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen? Donatello: They could hear me.

Word-Jumble Time! Donatello: I truly hate it here <3 Leonardo: Now replace 'it' with 'women'. Not so funny now, is it? Michelangelo: Now replace 'it' with 'women'. Not so funny now, is women? Raphael: Now replace 'funny' with 'women'. Not so women now, is funny? Donatello: I’m having a fucking stroke. Reader: Now replace 'stroke' with 'baby'. Congrats!

Tea-Time Therapy with the Reader... Reader, talking to Splinter over tea: You know what your problem is? Splinter: I only have one?

Oroku Saki and Reader's Development Be Like; Reader: Shredder has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Arachnophobia At It's Finest... Casey Jones: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Reader, with Arachnophobia: Killed without hesitation.

Neon-Leon's Rarest Moment; Having An Idea... Leonardo: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Reader: What the fuck? Donatello: He's having an idea.

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My parents, when I was 12: You're too old to be watching cartoons. You need to start growing up. Me, years later, still watching Scooby-Doo, My Little Pony, and Gravity Falls:

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Oh lord, here I go again...

Hey guys! I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a while, I'm working on the final request and then I'll get to working on some Demon Slayer and other fandom's pieces! Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this. Love y'all &lt;3

Demon Slayer Incorrect Quotes (mainly Hashira)

Sanemi Shinazugawa: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Uzui Tengen: Bees? Sanemi Shinazugawa: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! Uzui Tengen: Wait- *Iguro Obanai approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* Shinobu Kocho: Do you even know what an amulet is? Inosuke Hashibira: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Shinobu Kocho: Inosuke, those are omelettes. Inosuke Hashibira: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing. *In response to receiving a gift* Kanroji Mitsuri: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back! Tomioka Giyuu: You didn’t have to get this for me… Sanemi Shinazugawa: S-stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something! Muichiro Tokito: Th-thanks, but why? Kyojuro Rengoku: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this! Muzan Kibutsuji: Did you keep the receipt? Inosuke Hashibira: Why is Tomeokana making us do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Gonpachiro! Tanjiro Kamado: It’s because I’m Giyuu's favorite. Zenitsu Agatsuma: I hate you. Uzui Tengen: Rengoku, I have a question. Rengoku Kyojuro: What is it, Uzui? Uzui Tengen: What color is an orange? Rengoku Kyojuro: Best-Buddy, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon. Muichiro Tokito: You remind me of the ocean. Sanemi Shinazugawa: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Muichiro Tokito: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people. Uzui Tengen, watching power lines fall down: Gyomei, Shinobu! The town is exploding and it's very pretty! Mitsuri Kanroji: So, what’s Iguro's type? Kyojuro Rengoku: Pink and green hair, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, complete lover. Mitsuri Kanroji: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Kyojuro Rengoku: Did I mention oblivious? Mitsuri Kanroji: Yeah, why? Kyojuro Rengoku: Okay, just making sure. Gyomei Himejima: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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Basically if I got isekaied into Dragon Ball;

Pan: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Me: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Piccolo / Frieza / Jiren / Hit / Broly / Whis / Beerus / Zamasu / Cell / pretty much any hot character walks in* Me: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Friend: What do you look for in a man? Me:

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"I'm totally mature!"

~ Says the older than 8-year-old watching the My Little Pony movie and series all over again for no reason

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Random person: Imagine liking Disney.

Me:

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