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trigger warning for cancer!!
just got off the phone with my dad and my corgi, macy, does have bladder cancer. the vets have been taking their time trying to figure out everything but they finally got back to my dad today to tell him the news. we have 3 options for treatment and none of them are cheap. i hate to do this but i’m in the process of moving 2 more hours away from my family and i want to help them out as much as i can while also not having to ask them for money.
i’m not asking for donations, i’m really not, i sell divination readings so if you’d like to help my parents, myself, and most importantly — macy, please consider buying a reading from me! i have p*yp*l, v*nmo, c*sh*pp, ko-fi, and z*lle ((message me for that))
i’m more than willing to offer multiple readings for a lower price, i’m just desperate to help my parents and my dog. we have 4 dogs in total so having to spend a lot on macy is going to cause issues for everyone in the house so please, please consider sharing this post so people can potentially buy a reading from me.
this is a post that no one ever wants to make but here are some silly pictures of macy begging for my siblings food!!
#personal stuff#tw pet health#tw pet sickness#tw cancer#tw: pet health#tw: pet sickness#tw: cancer#witchcraft#witchblr#witch#tarot#tarot reading#oracle#oracle reading#runes#rune reading#pendulum#pendulum reading#bone throwing#bone throwing reading
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Ummm. Genuinely didn't expect so many people to find my last 7d post AKSDJFHSD so I figured I'd draw my favorites too! The girlfail queen and her boyloser advisor <3
#the 7d#queen delightful#lord starchbottom#the 7d queen delightful#the 7d lord starchbottom#ok to tag as ship might as well throw a bone to the <10 delightbottom shippers out there <3#me included. ngl LMAO#these werent drawn with romantic intent but can be read as such etc. i genuinely love their friendship. they are so dorks#at least the little that i remember seeing in this show#its whatever i just remember enjoying their dynamic so much AKSJDFH#1st pic was drawn from memory 3rd pic was drawn n colored by the reference#i mean except for dee's nose i thought she should have a silly one in the style of the rest of the cast yk /lh#gene art#im also just realizing im . drawing 7d art. in 2024. wow
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Wow. surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined? /ref Bones + Spock @ Jim (mcspirk)
here ya go anon !! thank you so much for the req<33
the reason bones and spock are always arguing is because every time they agree on something the universe will make jim do something completely reckless and stupid just to fill the old married couple bitchiness deficit in the space-time continuum. (also psst if jim hadn't interrupted his husbands in panel two spock would totally have worked his way up to resting his hand on bones' shoulder lmao)
#star trek#star trek tos#tos#star trek fanart#mcspirk#mcspirk fanart#spones#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#jim kirk#tw throwing up mention#(ref to that meme of the kid standing in the parents doorway in the middle of the night going i threw up btw obv)#btw jim didnt get his ass beat by sulu he just touched something he wasnt supposed to LMAO#i just realised this could read as sulu whooping jims ass lmfao#but i mean you can see it that way if ya want SKFHSKDK#ALSO OWL HOUSE REF most beloved#dont go there (yet) but YESSSS god toh is so awesome#one thing i love abt the triumvirate is they constantly take turns with the big boy pants LMFAO#like. spones has to babysit jim sometimes to stop him from getting obliterated by the most bizarre shit#spirk has to physically corner bones to get him to open up and be as vulnerable as he needs to be to heal#(and spones also reminds jim that he doesnt have to do all of this alone btw. bc im rapidly switching to a not jokey tone lol)#mckirk both help spock come to terms with his humanity (that it isnt at odds with his vulcan nature either and he is enough)#group therapy in space sans the therapist !!!!#thats it thats the franchise
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thoughts on transmasc Miguel? 👀
YESS, YESSSSS!! slams fists on table, rips shirt open, screams, bangs on chest. Transmasc Miguel is so huge, it's literally the best headcanon I've ever heard. I'm so so so on board.
I won't lie though, I have many things to say about these kinds of headcanons in general, but I'm just gonna keep it short for now and say thumbs up, transmasc miggy is a YES from me 🥰
#in very very very short#-I'm not a fan of people/fandoms having a fav character be a part of a gay ship and hc-ing their other half being afab#just so they don't have to feel weird about drawing/reading/writing gay sex.......#like bro#don't throw the creators a bone either' they didn't do shit to deserve that character being seen as trans#-that's another thing lmao#with miggy though it's different' cuz so many heteronormative things are left out and it's so good#ANYWAYS#huuuuge thumbs up' absolutely love transmasc mig
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transfem loop + siffrin... you agree
i does agree.... i does in fact ... write a 7k word essay on the subject..... if you would like to perhaps click that link and read it if you were not already aware...... kisses u on the forehead......... sorry its that long but i had to cover all of my bases you know how it is with textual analysis when you're trying to draw a distinction between "headcanon" and "reading of the text" because those are different things.... to meeeeeeee.......
#a headcanon is when i say shit like loop has feetie pyjamas.#a reading of the text is when i go jesus christ dude im not sure someone that repressed has a particularly great grasp on their ideal Self#lucabytetalks#isat spoilers#back on the homestuck tangent sometimes i think about how ppl picked up on the trans coding of roxy but were so set in their ways that#they thought it mustve been in the past and not a potential future... and then got real mad about a character being like.#complexly transmasc with a nuianced relationship to gender and not Easily Brushed Off Before The Narrative Begins Binary Trans Woman#one of the few times i think ive seen it be That way around? but i think it comes down to that whole. visible transgenderism happening#during the plot vs Invisible transgenderism that shh its okay you dont have to actually think about you can just say for brownie points#BUT MAYHAPS THAT IS MEAN. mayhaps that is mean. but i know what i saw back in the day.#sighs homestuck tangent over anyway uhhh yeah hold on isat fans ill throw you a new bone instead of getting off topic uhhh#isabeau seems like such a pragmatic planner to me i think theyve got contingency plans for whatever family they want to have in future#logical nerd with his transition timeline planned out and it includes a flowchart with an 'IF partner has X then i need Y to have a kid'#shrodingers op isabeau . guy with a gender spreadsheet and punnet squares. i think it being that methodical is funny#it also speaks to his occasional hesitance but thats too dark of a read i think im not going to stake anything serious on that#i have thoughts on isa but they're more obviously aligned with what he literally says with his words in-game. not really much worth#elaborating on besides poking at how his insecurities and appeasement to others might inform his literal decisions#i have maybe a few bullet points in my head for him. not 7k words
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(idk if anyone wants to keep hearing my opinions on totk book stuff but-)
apparently it says that rauru DID have kids, multiple even, which yeah... is kinda necessary for zelda to even be connected to them so much so that sonia can SENSE a blood connection (which, even with all the excuses with magic, is just a little too far for me to suspend my disbelief bc its over, OVER, ten thousand years worth of generations that seperate her from them that one lil touch of the hand can sense that (feels more like an attempt to make you care about them or .. see them as zeldas "better" parents just bc they exchange a few nice words, i never got the feeling they were 'better' parents and its also kinda disrespectful to her actual parents, like sure rhoam wasnt the best but i wouldnt call rauru better just bc he was polite)- i could see maybe the light power of hylia or sth but since its the coolest dude that ever lived rauru now that had it which still doesnt make sense and makes me unreasonably annoyed and she can sense BOTH of their powers in her? nah) the fact theres NOTHING about them in the game itself is just so ... no way they planned any of this
i dont think theres anything they can do or say that wont make be believe they either
are making it up alla 'fix it in post' mentality trying to hastily explain stuff the game never bothers to do to try and appease fans or let it appear as if they thought about it at all
something went really REALLY wrong during development, which kinda seems likely given how the game turned out (im sorry i cannot let go, its not just the writing, the game design too and how little was changed in the map while being so damn expensive, i dont know how people dont feel scammed q_q)
given that they (allegedly) spent the last entire year of development on polish (where??? where????? huh??? like it would make it more understandable (EXCEPT for the price) if there was alot of trouble, which was also bc it got delayed and ... turned out like this, but they dont want to say it, especially given their reputation, with that quote i have heard way too many times 'a delayed game blah blah') i just??
are they just gonna go and do it like they did with kashiwa (kass)? "they uuuh where flying around the whole time ony cool sonau tech maschines, you just dont see or hear from them ooooorrr they were uuuuh out of the country at the time" (sending invitations to other continents to join their glorious kingdom ;) )
(bet they are also gonna say they did all the stuff like ... moving the shrines around (lol?) and lifting the islands up into the sky- which is still weird bc ... didnt they also say they were living in the sky before coming to the surface?? so where?? did they park all their islands on the surface and the mystery kids had the keys so they had to repark them back into the sky after they returned off camera?? xD also why are the islands so different as an environment if they where from the surface? like even the STONE up there is different- and if they were first in the sky then on the surface and the nback in the sky .. why is there not a single yellow tree or grass in the past- you cant really argue that it changed bc they were up there so long bc .. nothing else changed, the suddendly and totally always there sonau buildings are largely in prime condition, only some slightly moldy, and what we see of the glorious past looks barely any different from the present, aside from like ... some standard trees shuffled, no castle yet and that glowy uwu filter DESPITE that stupidly long time frame between it)
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rants#idk if others feel like that too but i cant shake the feeling there was something that either went horribly wrong during development-#-or the entire thing was neglected the whole time which is why its so .. i hesitate to even call it bare bones#...which is WILD given that its the supposed sequel to their best seeling zela game#like wtf where you doing#i get that the pressure can be immense but imo it wasnt that hard to make a sequel to thats better than totk#like i think it was harder to make totk like it is NOW bc it scraps and throws away so many things you could have easily used-#-as sequel material#its all so weird to me#my tin foil hat theory is still that they saw the success of the mario movie and immediately shifted everything to make more movies#bc it made so much money#and a movie is easier to make than a good game#so totk or botw2 at the time got the short end of the stick#which is why everything feels like .. so ... bare bones .. untested .. unfinished .. non sensical...#like an alpha build that got enough visual polish to look like a full game when its still an alpha build at its core#some main ideas like the abilities implemented and the basic map layers#mechanics functioning but untested on how it feels to play#like the sage controls and arrow fusing and ... contradictory game mechanics that dont work together#like the bulding WORKS but its clunky and underused- everything can be cheated so easily you dont even feel good cheating-#-bc it feels like the teacher just allowed you to mark your test with a green circle and you still got an A (or however USA grades work)#despite not even reading the questions- why attempt to solve a puzzle if you can just skip it#and how they tell you to be creative with it yet creativity gets punished and only efficiency is rewarded#which completely undermines the entire thing#...theres so much more you know i have ranted about it all before#ALSO rauru and sonia seemed like a rather newly wed couple to me- not one that had multiple kids that never appear-#since it only mentions rauru ..... if its only his then ... that doesnt explain anything bc zelda needs both sonia and rauru dna#................do sonau leave eggs to incubate somewhere heavenly or sth#watch out the springs where built to hatch rauru eggs bc they need the gods holy blessing bc they are oh so holy to hatch
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guess who binge read jjk in a night :')
#my art#toasterfireart#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#sorry to everyone#i'm unwell#yuji itadori#itadori yuji#choso kamo#jjk itadori#jjk choso#screaming crying throwing up#the brainrot settled into my bones like lead#ok that started when I 1st started watching it and then everything went down hill and I was like no i have to read it#idk if i like it but i have so so many sketches now you'll see...#i still don't know how to tag for anime fandoms they scare me sometimes#lol
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decided to create another fundraiser to hopefully help my parents pay off the last of macys vet bills!
we have to pay for my first semester of grad school soon, even after financial aid it’s still around 6k and i hate to be a financial burden on my parents when they’re still trying to deal with macys situation so if anyone has anything to spare and would like to help, please share!
i’m also always open to doing readings to raise some money so if you’re looking for some fairly priced divination readings, here’s my link to that as well — i have multiple different payment methods for them!
#personal stuff#tw pet health#tw cancer#tw pet death#tw: pet health#tw: cancer#tw: pet death#witchcraft#tarot reading#oracle reading#rune reading#pendulum reading#bone throwing reading#fundraiser#fundraising#mutual aid#crowd funding
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it’s officially spooky month!! 🎃🎃
now i’m not the biggest halloween fan but i know that a lot of people are so i thought i would offer a 50% off reading sale to celebrate the spooky season :)
with that being said, all of my divination readings are 50% off starting today and ending october 31st! ((my prices/services post is linked))
i’ll most likely host another sale like this in december for my birthday/winter holiday season so don’t feel bad if you can’t participate this month!
#my readings#tarot#tarot reading#oracle#oracle reading#runes#rune reading#pendulum#pendulum reading#bone throwing#bone throwing reading#divination readings#halloween#spooky season
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Daniel Ricciardo on his Zandvoort crash, surgery on his broken hand, recovery process, and return in Austin
Tom Clarkson: "Now you mentioned the elephant in the room, Zandvoort. FP2, Turn 3, what happened?"
Daniel Ricciardo: "I *awkward laugh*, I mean I obviously can remember it very clearly, since I didn't hit my head. Erm, but, so you come through, turn, I guess it's Turn 2, and it's over kind of a crest, but then you stay quite tight, because, then the line for 3, you ride the top of the banking. So you know, you're not taking a conventional racing line, so you're not like looking at the apex, you're looking at the top of the corner, pretty much. Like, as a driver, we're always looking ahead and normally like at the apex, but the way you exit 2, you then kind of look straight ahead and pick your braking point."
DR: "So at that point, I'd exited 2, I hadn't seen any yellows, nothing like that. And then by the time I've looked and braked, I then looked where I need to turn, and I see Oscar. This all happened so quickly, but I remember, I can, obviously I'm picturing it in my head now. So I remember, okay, the line we take is high and by this point I'd braked, so I'd already committed, so I knew the speed I was going. My only choice was to take the high line, but I could see his car was at the top of the track. So there wasn't enough room for me to pass through the high line. I'm going too fast to take a low line, so it was either, probably look like a real idiot and crash into him, or try and just slow the car as much as I can, and likely just crash into the barriers, which is what happened."
DR: "But yeah, because it was all, I guess I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do, by the time then I'd committed to just going straight, I hadn't then realized, 'okay, take your hands off the wheel.' And a lot of us still don't do it, because crashing is not natural. And it happens so quickly, because you don't plan to crash, so a lot of the time you don't kind of have, yeah, the time to be like, 'okay, I'm crashing, what do I need to do? Brace myself, okay, take my hands off the wheel.' Sometimes you just don't have the luxury of time."
DR: "So, that was it, I hit the wall. I've only watched one replay, but I just don't, I don't want to. Basically, when I've gone in, I'm pretty sure like the right front, it's just the angle, right, the right front would've grabbed the Tecpro [barrier] first, and then that's, like, pulled it in, so it's, it's like I've turned really hard right, the way obviously it's grabbed the wheel. So because the wheels then turned so quickly, I've basically lost grip, so it spun out of my hands, and the bottom of the [steering] wheel, which is pure, hard carbon, has then come up and basically karate chopped my hand."
DR: "So then, you've got the shock of the crash and then adrenaline, so I've come on the radio, and I'd, I think I'd been like, oh sorry, like I've crashed or something. And then, is he like 'oh, you alright?' or 'can you continue?' and I was like, 'no, the car is damaged.' And then, I could feel my hand, and I was like, 'ow, my hand, my hand.' And then I just, it started to, like the pain just went, obviously ramped up really, really quickly, and I feared that something was bad. So, as I'm, I wanted, I was like, 'I need to get my glove off, I need to get my glove off.' And as I'm pulling my glove off, I remember, I was thinking, *awkward huffy laugh*, I was like 'if there's a bone through the skin, I'm gonna pass out.' So that's all, I was just like 'please, please don't let me see anything gruesome.' I'm not good with this stuff, I'm sweating telling it, like I'm serious. I suck at this.
TC: "Have you broken a bone before?"
DR: "I broke my arm as a kid at school, throwing a tennis ball. Anyway, yeah, another very random accident, and I didn't need surgery, that was like a long, long healing process."
DR: "But yeah, so, alright, so I've pulled my glove off, and I, I could see it was already quite swollen, but no bone through the skin. I was like, 'okay.' But then the pain just got so bad, so as soon as I jumped into the medical car, I was *long pause* making a lot of noises, because I was in a lot of discomfort. So I knew that it was not good. I knew immediately, obviously, I wasn't going to race on the weekend. Like I didn't need a doctor to tell me. I feared it was a broken bone. I think the first thing that really kind of just made me sad, was I just had a very, very productive summer break. I felt really, really good physically, and I was just, yeah I was just ready to go. And this just felt like an unfortunate setback. But I was just more worried about surgery and all that, because I'm, again, I'm a bit of a wuss.
TC: "What happened next, I mean, you went down to Barcelona, to Dr. Xavier Mir, who is renowned in the MotoGP world, for mending those sort of breaks. I also think he was, didn't he help Lance Stroll earlier in the year as well?" "Yeah" "So who put you in touch with him, or did you know him already?"
DR: "So from the medical center, we went to the hospital there in Amsterdam. Got scans, and they're like, 'yeah, it's broken.' And by this point, it's the size, like, looked like an elephant stepped on my hand. The doctor there said, 'look, I would recommend surgery.' He's like, 'you can have it here, but you probably want to wait anyway a few days for the swelling to go down. Speak to whoever you need to speak to and obviously you can have your surgery wherever you want, I'm just going to give you my advice.' So then we reached out to Lance, we reached out to, well Jose, a friend of ours who works with Alpinestars, so he knows all the MotoGP guys, and he, he's Spanish as well, so he knows. So he, I think, put us into touch with Xavier Mir, and then, yeah, Lance was like 'go to him' as well. All signs were just pointing to, this guy's done this too many times, just go see him. Like, like don't even bother, just go there.
DR: "So it was, it was a blessing and a curse because, *laughs* he does a lot of MotoGP guys, who, are not human. They are not. It's fact, they are not. So, I think there's an expectation of me going in there, he's like 'oh, F1, MotoGP, same! Not human, don't feel pain.' 'No, doctor, I feel pain. I'm going to cry for the next 48 hours whilst I'm in this hospital.' So it was just funny, they, I think, you know, all the doctors and nurses and that who were helping me, and they were great, but I think they were, they were just quite, they would laugh a lot, because I would wince and pull away and ask questions every needle that went into my arm. Erm, so I think they just thought I would be tough like a MotoGP rider, but I am not."
TC: "I'm sure you were."
DR: "No, no, trust me, I'm not. The break itself was quite significant. It was a shatter, like it wasn't like, oh you just break it clean down the middle. I think it was in eight pieces or something. So it was also, for a bone that can be quite a simple one, it wasn't too pretty."
TC: "So it's your pinky that was being affected by it?" "Erm, well..." "On your left hand?"
DR: "It's like the outside of the hand. So that's the bone I broke, in between like the wrist and the pinky, like that knuckle. So like along the outside there. But even me just rubbing my finger over the top of my hand, hurt like crazy. Maybe I just feel pain more than others, I don't know. *laughs* But er, sorry, I just want to, just let's also say one thing. There was also the reality where, yes, I would moan and complain because I don't like the pain. But it was a broken hand, so there was also a part of me which was like, 'look, dude, yes you're in pain and it's going to be a bit of a process, but people have worse injuries, people have bigger accidents.' So don't get me wrong, I also tried to reality check myself through it all, and I think that's what made me quite, like remain quite positive."
TC: "You missed five races, you came back for Austin. Was there any talk of you getting back earlier, maybe for Qatar?"
DR: "So I knew, I was doing physio every day, and I was, I was doing what I could to come back as soon as possible. But I also wanted to make sure, and I think, you know, Red Bull/Alpha Tauri were really good with this, I wasn't fighting for a world championship, like it's not like, dude you need to just drive through immense pain and just get a point, you know because this is your titles on the line. Like it was, let's make sure you do this and heal properly, and get the right treatment, because also you've got, hopefully a second part of your career which is going to be long and glorious. So it was just, don't compromise anything that you then have a bum hand for the next two years of your career, three years, whatever. So it was good, I could just do it properly."
DR: "Qatar was talked about, I went on the sim the week of Qatar, on the Monday, but I couldn't, er, yet, drive with the full force of the steering, like so we would like bring the feedback down. Er, I just couldn't grip it and do more than like two laps at full strength. So it was very clear that Qatar was out of the question, and also for me to come back and like, yeah, I don't know, not drive at my best and then, no, that no one benefits. I don't benefit, the team doesn't. So er, it was that, at that point we're like, let's just go all in for Austin and make sure I'm good for that."
TC: "And Liam was doing a decent job as well"
DR: "Exactly, he was doing well and there was also, I think Red Bull were great to give me a contract whilst I was injured, to give me a contract for next year. So I, I had that-"
TC: "That was very significant, wasn't it?" "Yeah" "They actually signed you long-term when you were on the sidelines?"
DR: "Yeah, there's so much about being back in the Red Bull family this year that's felt good and right, and I think that was such a, yeah just such like a big thing for them to do that. I think obviously it showed they have a lot of faith in me. It also put to bed if anyone was like, 'oh you know, is there still any issues from their previous relationship years ago? Like is there any carryover tension or whatever?' Like, for them to do that, I think it was very much like, he's our kid and we're going to support him because we believe in him and- So that was really nice."
TC: "So you come back for Austin, and were there any ill effects there? Because I mean, that's a quick track, sector one in particular."
DR: "Er, no, like in, in short no. Erm, I think the race, I got into it quickly and, and, and I was actually honestly expecting more pain in Austin. I was expecting like every kind of bump or kerb I'd hit would be like 'ow, ow, ow.' But it was okay, and erm, I think it was just an endurance I needed to build so like, towards the end of the race, I could feel like my grip strength was maybe not as good as at the start of the race. But honestly, I was, I was fine. And I think that was another thing, I didn't want to get back into a race and then be like, 'yeah I could have done better, but you know, my hand was not up to full strength.' Or like, I was like, this can't be an excuse, and it wasn't, so it was all good."
TC: "And Daniel, you were never going to miss Austin, right?"
DR: "No, I couldn't. I would've loved the result to be better, but no, I couldn't miss Austin.
TC: "The track, the place"
DR: "Yeah, yeah. I love it."
#daniel ricciardo#f1#i've listened to this beyond the grid podcast a few times now and i just need everyone to hear/read this part#he gives so many details about everything that happened including all the pain he felt :(#very much would like to give him a hug#also the broken arm/throwing a tennis ball story is crazy too#he talked about it in another video#i think a red bull on the sofa end of year video#and he said it snapped random because he had a medical issue (but didn't know about it) where his bone had been weakening over time#and it just hit its limit and snapped that day when we went to throw a tennis ball back to some classmates#also i forced myself to change all his ums and uhs and curb to the way he would spell them#i wanted this to be in his voice lol#dutch grand prix 2023#dutch gp 2023#zandvoort#daniel and his broken hand#the image of him crying in the medical car and hospital makes me sad :(
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Ill get into this later but the Star Flower x Clear Sky romance shit is legitimately some of the most rancid canon ship stuff in WC without full out having an on-screen Bramblesquirrel argument. I can't believe people legitimately take away that Star Flower has any canonical agency here and try to spin this like girlboss shit
You understand that what Clear Sky likes about this very young adult is that she "obeys" him, subjects herself to bad conditions, and tells him that she's soso loyal that she promises to never leave, yes? While holding up her 1 absolutely insignificant ""betrayal"" as morally equivalent to Clear Sky's murders, beatings, and starvations?
Played as a manipulation this would be interesting. But it's not. She is basically an 18 year old who thinks she's so awful she deserves a serial killer, while his mouth starts watering that his reward has finally come. In their second interaction.
#Like do we know this and we're rejecting it because it's horrifying?#Or do we legit not know and have just absorbed this from fanon material#This is not a girlboss this is a very young and probably VERY traumatized girl throwing herself at the worst man in the franchise#As he gets his kicks on how he can order her around and she just listens#Guy whose victims are exclusively women.#Dotc hate#How did they pack THIS MUCH uncomfortable garbage in the last 2 books????????#Bones reads dotc
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Fast and shitty ficlet
This is mostly for me, because the anxiety about going home for the holidays (and back into the closet partially) has completely killed my ability to write anything despite the overwhelming urge to create. Got PT today so I’m gonna try writing on my phone while I’m on the bus.
South downs fluff, no content warnings, 300 words
"Fuck!"
"Angel?" Crowley lifts his head and peers over the garden fence at Aziraphale. It's a sunny day, unseasonably warm for early november, and the unusual pair has been living at 666 Wildflower Drive for two weeks. Well, technically their address is 667, but the superstituous neighborhood planners had skipped over number 666 altogether and Crowley took serious offense to their lack of numeric consistency.
"This nasty little bitch-" Aziraphale stops abruptly and takes a calming breath. "Our dear brother rabbit here is the one who's been getting into your strawberries." He holds up a small grey bunny gently by the scruff. "And! He bit me."
Crowley resists the urge to laugh and instead stands, reaching over the gate to take the poor creature from the aggrieved angel and holding it awkwardly at arms length. It kicks at him obstinately but otherwise commits no acts of violence. He grins.
“Ohhhh, whatever happened to all creatures great and small. He couldn’t hurt you properly if he tried,” he teases.
Aziraphale pulls a rather undignified face, but then smiles fondly at him all the same. The way the light glances off his pale blonde curls, Crowley could almost swear he sees the glow of a halo in the late afternoon sunshine. A chilly wind rustles the autumn leaves.
“Come on, angel, let’s get inside.”
Crowley plops the bunny down gracelessly in the grass and sends a miracle after it with a snap.
“Oh, what did you do to the poor thing?” Aziraphale gives him a pleading look, and Crowley scoffs.
“Just sent him on his way. Nothing you wouldn’t approve of.”
“Somehow I doubt that, you scoundrel,” he says affectionately.
Crowley opens the garden gate with an exaggerated bow and makes a grab at the angel’s ass as he walks through, earning him a good smack on the wrist.
“That was highly unnecessary, darling.”
“Oh, wasn’t it just?”
“Indeed.”
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#may this also serve as throwing a bone to my mutuals who don't read angst#not even reading back over what I wrote just posting it#say something nice I'm struggling here#sad_dyke writes#ineffable husbands
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Two people on a small bipartisan science station gently fall in love.
#S'veyk#Ehergha#S'veyk is half Vulcan half Klingon & Ehergha is full Klingon#beas ocs#both S'veyk and Ehergha bond over loving their home planets but wanting them to change their views on certain things#S'veyk wishes Vulcan were more accepting of others and Ehergha wishes there was more emphasis placed on honor in#things outside of war - though (and this is important) they both feel very proud of where they come from#Like a month after the above convo they're getting married btw#neither Vulcans nor Klingons seem to have a dating period as the cultural norm it's mostly just rituals and marriage <3#skipping right to good stuff /j#Cute fact!: Ehergha and S'veyk attempt to nuzzle their heads together but his ridges are uncomfortable on her skin#(hers are more like raised bumps while his feel more like bone)#so they have to do it sooo carefully and gently but S'veyk insists on doing it!!#She also throws a vase at him after the above comic in an attempt to return his affections (she read about it)#and he's like 'you don't have to force it' (sorry) 'just - if it feels right you can throw something then.'#bea art tag#star trek oc#they are NOT in Starfleet
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fuck this book im so done *waits impatiently for the next one to become available at the library*
#i still have one chapter left of neverseen but i just..#FUCK#sjehakfka#like no i guess it isnt completely out out of the blue but i was HOPING SO HARD THAT THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN#im#im screaming. crying.#throwing up even#i have a bone to pick with my 13yo for making me read this series#jules reads kotlc#kotlc#neverseen#jules talks (and talks)
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god i am just very sad. this is not what i wanted for buck and i legitimately love tommy as a character and its just very sad that a lot of fandom is going to be cruel about it and use this as some kind of gotcha to be mean again over fictional characters.
and listen, if this is to lead to buddie canon i’ll be happy about it because i love them too. it’s not about being sad or angry i didn’t win. it’s just. not really a story i enjoyed. i’m not thrilled with the abby thing. i’m not convinced by the break up. i’m sad that buck got his heartbroken.
again.
and i’ll be sad if we don’t see tommy again. and ill still write fic about him. i’ll still write fic about them. i have ideas and an end to a canon relationship doesn’t spell the end of them in fanon. the same way if buddie is never canon ill still love them.
anyway i’m really sad and tired and i don’t know if id be as sad about this as i am if this week hadn’t already been such a fucking drain on my mental health. i’ve only had them for 6 months. but god. it’s like. just god.
also just laughing that eddie made a declaration of being straight in the ep where bucktommy broke up and now im like tim literally said yall are annoying no one gets to win im putting all the barbies back on the shelf until later.
okay now i’m leaving. i love you my friends. i hope everyone out there is doing okay.
#this week was terrible for the world#and now it was terrible for my show and my experience with it too#and maybe you’re reading this and you’re throwing a party right now#maybe you’re chanting bt bones and bragging about how right you were#and mocking and taunting#and that’s fine. it’s mean and it sucks and i’ll be sad if i see it on my dash but if that’s where this was always gonna lead well#911 spoilers
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