#bone throwing reading

[maceofpentacles]

trigger warning for cancer!!

just got off the phone with my dad and my corgi, macy, does have bladder cancer. the vets have been taking their time trying to figure out everything but they finally got back to my dad today to tell him the news. we have 3 options for treatment and none of them are cheap. i hate to do this but i’m in the process of moving 2 more hours away from my family and i want to help them out as much as i can while also not having to ask them for money.

i’m not asking for donations, i’m really not, i sell divination readings so if you’d like to help my parents, myself, and most importantly — macy, please consider buying a reading from me! i have p*yp*l, v*nmo, c*sh*pp, ko-fi, and z*lle ((message me for that))

i’m more than willing to offer multiple readings for a lower price, i’m just desperate to help my parents and my dog. we have 4 dogs in total so having to spend a lot on macy is going to cause issues for everyone in the house so please, please consider sharing this post so people can potentially buy a reading from me.

this is a post that no one ever wants to make but here are some silly pictures of macy begging for my siblings food!!

[icecreampizzer]

Ummm. Genuinely didn't expect so many people to find my last 7d post AKSDJFHSD so I figured I'd draw my favorites too! The girlfail queen and her boyloser advisor <3

[dustykneed]

Wow. surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined? /ref Bones + Spock @ Jim (mcspirk)

here ya go anon !! thank you so much for the req<33

the reason bones and spock are always arguing is because every time they agree on something the universe will make jim do something completely reckless and stupid just to fill the old married couple bitchiness deficit in the space-time continuum. (also psst if jim hadn't interrupted his husbands in panel two spock would totally have worked his way up to resting his hand on bones' shoulder lmao)

[lucabyte]

transfem loop + siffrin... you agree

i does agree.... i does in fact ... write a 7k word essay on the subject..... if you would like to perhaps click that link and read it if you were not already aware...... kisses u on the forehead......... sorry its that long but i had to cover all of my bases you know how it is with textual analysis when you're trying to draw a distinction between "headcanon" and "reading of the text" because those are different things.... to meeeeeeee.......

[shuploc]

thoughts on transmasc Miguel? 👀

YESS, YESSSSS!! slams fists on table, rips shirt open, screams, bangs on chest. Transmasc Miguel is so huge, it's literally the best headcanon I've ever heard. I'm so so so on board.

I won't lie though, I have many things to say about these kinds of headcanons in general, but I'm just gonna keep it short for now and say thumbs up, transmasc miggy is a YES from me 🥰

[ganondoodle]

(idk if anyone wants to keep hearing my opinions on totk book stuff but-)

apparently it says that rauru DID have kids, multiple even, which yeah... is kinda necessary for zelda to even be connected to them so much so that sonia can SENSE a blood connection (which, even with all the excuses with magic, is just a little too far for me to suspend my disbelief bc its over, OVER, ten thousand years worth of generations that seperate her from them that one lil touch of the hand can sense that (feels more like an attempt to make you care about them or .. see them as zeldas "better" parents just bc they exchange a few nice words, i never got the feeling they were 'better' parents and its also kinda disrespectful to her actual parents, like sure rhoam wasnt the best but i wouldnt call rauru better just bc he was polite)- i could see maybe the light power of hylia or sth but since its the coolest dude that ever lived rauru now that had it which still doesnt make sense and makes me unreasonably annoyed and she can sense BOTH of their powers in her? nah) the fact theres NOTHING about them in the game itself is just so ... no way they planned any of this

i dont think theres anything they can do or say that wont make be believe they either

are making it up alla 'fix it in post' mentality trying to hastily explain stuff the game never bothers to do to try and appease fans or let it appear as if they thought about it at all

something went really REALLY wrong during development, which kinda seems likely given how the game turned out (im sorry i cannot let go, its not just the writing, the game design too and how little was changed in the map while being so damn expensive, i dont know how people dont feel scammed q_q)

given that they (allegedly) spent the last entire year of development on polish (where??? where????? huh??? like it would make it more understandable (EXCEPT for the price) if there was alot of trouble, which was also bc it got delayed and ... turned out like this, but they dont want to say it, especially given their reputation, with that quote i have heard way too many times 'a delayed game blah blah') i just??

are they just gonna go and do it like they did with kashiwa (kass)? "they uuuh where flying around the whole time ony cool sonau tech maschines, you just dont see or hear from them ooooorrr they were uuuuh out of the country at the time" (sending invitations to other continents to join their glorious kingdom ;) )

(bet they are also gonna say they did all the stuff like ... moving the shrines around (lol?) and lifting the islands up into the sky- which is still weird bc ... didnt they also say they were living in the sky before coming to the surface?? so where?? did they park all their islands on the surface and the mystery kids had the keys so they had to repark them back into the sky after they returned off camera?? xD also why are the islands so different as an environment if they where from the surface? like even the STONE up there is different- and if they were first in the sky then on the surface and the nback in the sky .. why is there not a single yellow tree or grass in the past- you cant really argue that it changed bc they were up there so long bc .. nothing else changed, the suddendly and totally always there sonau buildings are largely in prime condition, only some slightly moldy, and what we see of the glorious past looks barely any different from the present, aside from like ... some standard trees shuffled, no castle yet and that glowy uwu filter DESPITE that stupidly long time frame between it)

[the-capillaries]

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[luciladlafuente]

Get a free tarot or astragalomancy reading by pre-saving my new single!

My new song is not only inspired by Sappho, but also by the prophecies of the Pythia and the eternal fire of the Vestals. Because of this, I'll be giving away free tarot and astragalomancy readings to those who presave.

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[toaster-fire-art]

guess who binge read jjk in a night :')

[maceofpentacles]

decided to create another fundraiser to hopefully help my parents pay off the last of macys vet bills!

we have to pay for my first semester of grad school soon, even after financial aid it’s still around 6k and i hate to be a financial burden on my parents when they’re still trying to deal with macys situation so if anyone has anything to spare and would like to help, please share!

i’m also always open to doing readings to raise some money so if you’re looking for some fairly priced divination readings, here’s my link to that as well — i have multiple different payment methods for them!

[cilis-readings]

it’s officially spooky month!! 🎃🎃

now i’m not the biggest halloween fan but i know that a lot of people are so i thought i would offer a 50% off reading sale to celebrate the spooky season :)

with that being said, all of my divination readings are 50% off starting today and ending october 31st! ((my prices/services post is linked))

i’ll most likely host another sale like this in december for my birthday/winter holiday season so don’t feel bad if you can’t participate this month!

[bonebabbles]

Ill get into this later but the Star Flower x Clear Sky romance shit is legitimately some of the most rancid canon ship stuff in WC without full out having an on-screen Bramblesquirrel argument. I can't believe people legitimately take away that Star Flower has any canonical agency here and try to spin this like girlboss shit

You understand that what Clear Sky likes about this very young adult is that she "obeys" him, subjects herself to bad conditions, and tells him that she's soso loyal that she promises to never leave, yes? While holding up her 1 absolutely insignificant ""betrayal"" as morally equivalent to Clear Sky's murders, beatings, and starvations?

Played as a manipulation this would be interesting. But it's not. She is basically an 18 year old who thinks she's so awful she deserves a serial killer, while his mouth starts watering that his reward has finally come. In their second interaction.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Two people on a small bipartisan science station gently fall in love.

[bookishjules]

fuck this book im so done *waits impatiently for the next one to become available at the library*

[maceofpentacles]

hey so semi urgent life update but um all of the utilities at my new place got shut off aside from the electricity because we didn’t pay the bills from last month.

we never got any emails or any notices about the bills in general or about them being late. zero notice about anything and now everything is shut off. we’re all going to call whoever we need to call tomorrow morning but i have basically no money right now since i’ve given it all to my parents to help pay for macys cancer stuff and then i had to buy books for my grad classes this upcoming semester.

if anyone has anything to spare and would like a divination reading of any kind, please shoot me a message. i’m desperate at the moment and with no gas or water we’re all kind of stuck in a bad spot.

here’s my link to readings i offer

i have p*yp*l, v*nmo, c*sh*pp, ko-fi, and zelle ((message me for that info))

[cilis-readings]

come get a bone throwing/osteomancy reading from me!!

these readings are yes or no (or maybe) questions that are answered by throwing the bones and seeing how they land!

bones touching - yes!

no bones touching - no

bones very close together but not touching - maybe

i’ll answer any yes/no questions that follow my rules! i can even do “is this deity reaching out to me?” readings!