#bogan man

[wishchip106]

reading some more comics

i genuinely feel like no one actually likes Charles they kind of just tolerate him 😭

i think the only one who actually likes him is his husband and even then that kind of wavers 😭😭😭

NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO HIS OPINION ❌❌❌

[rebornofstars]

BEE!! UNO REVERSE!! before the rain stops?? wiggle eyebrows emoji

BEFORE THE RAIN STOPS! ahahahahg. this is the modern au road trip fic, except i didn't want to set it in the usa, so.... it is the australian modern au road trip fic. there's lore. there's shenanigans. they spend about two months on the road. it's absurd and i love it so much.

snippet for you from chapter 1!

“You’re mad,” Warriors said. He stood up. “What are you here for?” Twilight’s easy grin faltered. He worried his lip with his teeth. Time had been trying to break that habit for years. It was almost good to know he’d never succeeded. One less thing that had changed. One less milestone Warriors had missed. “Kid’s in the school band,” Twilight said. “He asked me if I’d get everyone to come to the concert.” “What?” Warriors scrubbed his face. “Wind? Fuck. He finally joined the band? He didn’t tell me, I didn’t know about any concert. When’s it on? It’s not tomorrow, is it? I’ve got a doctor’s appointment—” “Nah,” said Twilight. “End of September.” Warriors gripped the skin on his cheekbones tightly and stared. “September?” “Yeah,” Twilight said. He looked far too pleased with himself. “It’s July,” Warriors croaked. “Yeah,” said Twilight again. “Have you lost your mind?” “Nope. C’mon, you gotta pack, we’re losing the light.” “I hate you,” Warriors wheezed. “What are you on about? It doesn’t take two months to drive to Sydney. And if you just wanna freeload, I gotta break it to you, Lana’s not gonna like that—” “Kid asked me if I’d get everyone to come to the concert,” Twilight repeated. “You gotta pack. My girl’s waiting in the driveway. I left her running.” “Your g—are you talking about that fucking ute again? Go and turn the engine off, your battery’s gonna go flat.” “One and the same,” Twilight said, still infuriatingly calm. “Fixed her up all good. She runs better than the old man’s tractor now. I’ll go outside, you pack, alright?” “Pack for what,” Warriors asked. It was too late. Twilight had disappeared out into the cold night air, screen door bashing on the brick wall as he went.  “What is going on,” he said to the empty room. He began drafting a text. Hey L—no. Hey babe, my half-brother (remember time?) yeah, his cousin—too complicated. My cousin showed up— He put the phone down. No. How was he supposed to explain this when he barely understood what was happening himself? Twilight was a selfish, smug idiot. How could he just turn up out of the blue and expect Warriors to—to go somewhere with him? What was he thinking? They hadn’t seen each other for years. Warriors had skipped out on every Christmas barbeque since he’d moved away.  Kid asked me if I’d get everyone to come to the concert. “No,” he whispered. “No, what the—no. He can’t be—surely not.” Through the front blinds he could see the other man loitering about comfortably in the driveway. The ute was smaller than he remembered. A matte-brown, rickety thing. Twilight had bought it second-hand off a mate in high school for about a grand and spent the next few years replacing parts obsessively until it was almost a new vehicle. He’d been worried about the suspension when they spoke last. That and the fact that the oil cap was mysteriously leaky. He can’t seriously think— The screen door slammed again. Warriors’ legs propelled him down the driveway before he even had time to think. “You’ve gotta be kidding me. Tell me this is not what I think it is.” Twilight grinned winningly. He held out a half-eaten apple. Where did he get an apple? Why— “Why are you like this?” Warriors begged. “No, put that away. I’m not touching that, you’ve had your mouth on it. Two months. And the others are all over the place. You want to make this a road trip. You want us to drive all the way around the fucking country to collect everyone for Wind’s concert.”

[buginateacup]

Having just seen this trailer my only thought is that Guy Ritchi desperately needs to work with some Australians because Henry Caville has now upgraded to filthy bushranger hot and I for one and not going to be normal about this.

[faunandfloraas]

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I couldn't link the spotify, you have to see the live tv performance they did in 1975- Like for ME? As a little girl watching old clips on rage (music show)? This was the proto Aunty Lee Know. We got Bon Scott in drag- school dress, pigtail wig and all, even make up too. we have lighting up a ciggie in the middle of the performance, some gay chicken amongst bandmates? what is this, kpop? upskirt shots, a giant mallet bein pulled out of nowhere... like god I'd have loved to see this in person... Anyway, I got totally off topic. my favourite lyrics in this song, generally across all versions, is the part at the end where he's desperate and begging PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME. great shit in my opinion. The studio version sounds way better than this but the live performance is too iconic, so....

[daddyhausen]

SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE MY BELOVED <3

[richieisabastardman]

Finally watched the behind the scenes for saw 3 and was jump scared by Leigh using his Adam voice between takes and when he was talking about scenes with Darren

[pisscreant]

strange out-of-nowhere friendships saved my life, so now I have to write them into everything I create

[fazcinatingblog]

Oh yeah I'm seeing g flip tomorrow and we're going to become besties, it's over for all of you (I'm just kidding, we all know I'll be way too scared to approach)

[changelingsandothernonsense]

Peak Australiana after the other Australiana

[scenetocause]

would like to hear your thoughts on what girl!oscar would think of Lando in a club wearing an australia hat 😳

ha well. fic unde the cut

The first thing she notices isn't what Logan's messaging her about. Which she finds out when "omg I fucking hate those sunnies" gets an eyeroll emoji and a long typing response.

Surely you haven't got him so whipped you don't even notice when he's switching nationalities for you yet?

And no, yeah, she does. Notice it. It's not like Valtteri or whatever, becoming an honourary bogan. Lando couldn't pass for Aussie to save his fucking life, he's possibly never (at least as far as Oscar can tell) experienced "chilling out" and throwing a shrimp on the proverbial barbie would have him shrieking.

But Lando's started deliberately checking on Australian sports. He clearly has no idea what most of them are but makes an effort to natter to her about them, when they're wasting time in their driver room and both in danger of getting antsy before whatever media drivel they're scheduled into.

He's a lot smarter than people give him credit for, generally but especially when it comes to something he's concentrating on. Lando knows more about Australian politics than she does, now. Has views about wildlife conservation Oscar tries to keep up with, endorse the wildfire prevention and recovery fund the Quadrant outback drop donated to.

He even googled foods from Melbourne and discovered pigs in blankets is something they're both easily into eating a secret box of, smuggled from Tesco to the weird little flat they sometimes stay in in Woking

Think that's for Keegan not me dude

This time Logan takes no time at all to send back lmao and as if followed by never change Oscar.

She just sends back I really do hate those sunglasses, they make him look like Alonso before we were born. Lando's style is his own business but Oscar reserves the right to take the piss out of it when he deserves it. And only abuse the media team's access to Getty Images a bit when he wears something really hot into the paddock.

"Wow, harsh," the man in question declares, reading over Oscar's shoulder. "I think they're quite cool."

"You think clubbing is cool." She rolls onto her back, lets him snuggle down on top of her. They probably ought to get dressed soon, for the jet back from Ibiza. If they're late they might get sent to fucking Marseille again and as wank as it is having complaints about private jets, Oscar's not keen to repeat that.

Making a woman wait 10 hours for her post-win fuck is inhumane, no matter the mode of transport.

"Yeah." Lando sounds oddly melancholy about it, makes her tighten her arms around him and leave a space for him to carry on his sentence.

It's a few long beats before he does. "Prefer just hanging out with you, though."

They've talked about this, that they're becoming a bit insular. Don't spend as much time with their other friends, doing their separate hobbies, as they used to. It's rare Oscar wakes up without someone who loves her, understands her instantly, in the same bed.

It's not a bad thing. Or at least, it shouldn't be. People on TikTok make out like they're never apart and body language freaks on YouTube say they're tired of each other but they're not. The more time they spend together, the easier it is. The harder it is to imagine how they exist apart.

Just as well, really, if they're getting married. Makes her bundle Lando up against her, like even imagining what separating them would be like is a thought crime she needs to protect him against.

It's pretty sweet, being Oscar Piastri, this time.

"I don't want to take the plug out," Lando mumbles into her armpit. "Do you think it'll set off the scanner things?"

Probably not. Silicon isn't metallic and they're not likely to cavity search him.

"Won't you be all," she tries to gesture what he's like when he's wriggling. "On the plane."

Lando thinks about it for a second, then tucks himself into her, looking dangerously like he's about to fall asleep. "Nope. Not if you cuddle me."

"I'll take it out when we get back to the flat." She has no idea if he'll last that long or get squiggly and end up doing away with it in the tiny bathroom on the jet.

"You can put something bigger in." Lando's hand engulfs hers, where he wraps them together but Oscar can get the jist of what he's asking for. Kisses his hair, to hide how much she's squeezing her thighs together, wet and hot at just the thought.

And maybe a little bit for the engagement ring on his finger, biting hard and solid into the pulse point of Oscar's palm.

[https-wildchaos]

Hii! since you requested boomer asks maybe you could write captain boomerang x prisoner reader? like they used to be cell mates and the reader left prison before boomer and they never saw each other again until they randomly meet again on a mission?? idk if that makes sense sorry just tryna give you some ideas 🫶🏾🫶🏾

obs;; yes yes! l literally love this idea and thank you for the first ask! I got a bit nervous so sorry in advance if it wasn't as good as you expected!!

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ss:ktlj captain boomerang / george "digger harkness x male prisoner reader

“ Memorable Meeting ”

You and Digger was one of the most annoying duo's in that damned prison, talking for hours saying how you both could escape the super max security protocols easily, talking about how you would steal all the money on the world once you left Arkham but those sleepless nights were cut shortly after they've put you on another cell, not far away from his but far away enough to make you two stop blabbering about throughout the day.

You two didn't see each other very often after your cell change or at all but that changed until you saw him at a mission.

"digger?" you called out, noticing his sillouette on a shadow, trying to adjust your eyes to the darkness. "m/n?" he'd respond noticing it really was you, the man runned up towards you going in for any type of greeting, so you did the same opening your arms for a hug until you both embraced each other awkwardly until the bogan pulled out of your arms, smiling happily. "how have ya been mate?" george asked, wanting to catch up. "dude you won't believe how boring my new cellmates are! they won't even respond to me! but eh, I'll take what I can have, how about you?" you'd reply. "same shit over here mate, same shit, missed ya bud!" he said, putting his hand on your shoulder as a small sign of affection. "me too digger, me too." you said in response, hoping for something more.

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[lilybug-02]

Nah, Kris has an Australian accent. A real bogan one.

Ah that’s a goof. Maybe a Canadian accent would fit the bill, eh? I’d love man’s some good Canadian representation here, yah?

[chloroformedhorse]

i had a surreal experience a few weeks ago.

I was at the shopping centre doing my groceries and being an adult (as you do) and the centre was PACKED. like shoulder to shoulder forcing my way through the aldi packed. but i got through it and i escaped the aldi, and started making my way back to where my bike was parked, laden with bags and honestly exhausted.

And i looked up and saw an old man. No big deal, right? Shopping centres are full of old men.

The thing about this old man, though, wasn't the fact that his face was mostly whisker, nor that his sideburns could have come straight from the industrial revolution, nor the red flannel that (as any aussie knows) showed the hallmark of a blue-collar and likely-conservative working bogan.

no.

it was the fact that he was wearing a bright yellow safety vest over this flannel-

-with the words DAVID MCBRIDE NOT GUILTY written on the front in dying sharpie.

10/10 most experience of all time

[nicki0kaye]

Kallus becoming a devotee of the Ashla is in fact The Best but what might be better is Kallus being a devotee to the Bendu

now its not outright stated that the Bendu is part of the Lasat pantheon but he does name drop the Bogan and Ashla as the two forces he walks Between. Also its hilarious to think that they spent like a year chilling on the same planet as one of Zeb's gods and he legit didn't find out about it until Kanan pissed that god off so bad, said god rained hellfire onto them until they fucked off.

and obviously I'm biased bc the Bendu is not just one of the best parts of Rebels, he's also clearly the god of genderqueers and I hc Kallus as having a nice big coming out as Neither Man Nor Woman in his future.

but also I just love the idea that while Zeb's truest path is as an extension of the Ashla, guarding all that makes life worth living, Kallus can't quite join him in that. Not because Kallus can't be a good person but because he just. Sees shit as more complicated than that. Like that was his job before he defected; he saw the worst of the Empire and defended it because he believed you have to do shitty things sometimes to make things work and ultimately create peace. Even with a reworked moral compass, I like the idea he's just fundamentally cool with a lot of shit Zeb, at his best, cannot stomach. Its just part of him that he has to navigate and be conscious of.

There's also some guidance in there that I think would be easier for him to commit to than 'be the bestest goodest person'. Instead, spending the rest of his life trying to offset the darkness he's helped spread across the galaxy by aiding the light, searching for and creating true balance wherever he's able.

plus like. It lends itself so well to spy shit

[fishgir12]

Dreamzzz sexualities and gender headcanons for everyone? Idk if you've already done this

I haven’t done this actually but I was waiting for someone to ask 🤫

Dream Chasers

Astrid: She/They lesbian

Logan: Transfem!! She/Her and lesbian she is a Girl in my head forever and ever!! HC she had the realization after being captured in the grim realm. Egg cracked when she realized she can transform was thinking about it the nights after

Cooper: (cis)He/Him closeted Gay. He has serious issues unfortunately he is so afraid

Zoey: She/They aroace lesbian trust guys

Mateo: They/He aroace bi

Izzie: She/Her Sapphic of some sort

Old people

Oz: BUTCH LESBIAN. If you understand. 😢😢

Night Hunter/Beau: that is a trans man. Nightmare king hooked him up with his top surgery trust.

Hannah: Transfem. Please guys understand the t4t Hannah and Beau agenda 🤞🏽

Lunia: She/They lesbian

Royce: He/Him straight

Shin: All, unlabeled

Strick: She/Her straight

Insomniacs (and Dallas)

Dallas: He/Him trans. Straight

Nova: She/They lesbian

Emil: They/Them unlabeled

Jayden: He/Him trans. Bi

Max: She/He Pan

Dooples

Madteo: They/Them aroace bi

Badastrid: She/He unlabeled

Bogan: Gender unlabeled, aroace

Dooper: They/She/It sapphic

Doey: He/They bi

Dizzie: She/It sapphic

Main big bads

Nightmare king/Migo: That’s an angry teen girl right there

Never witch: All and every (but mostly she) since she’s the embodiment of all witches in the stories “the first dream”

[blubushie]

Disclaimer: none of this is to be taken seriously.

DNI IF YOU:

Are vegan (vegetarians are fine)

Are a cyclist (bikies, you're on thin fucking ice)

Don't like flanno

Are scared of snakes

Are scared of bugs

Unironically say "NAURRR" (Aussies are exempt)

Drive a manual (I'm jealous of you)

Scream when you're afraid or startled

Don't take your shoes off indoors (WTF is wrong with you?)

Have never loved the stars too fondly

Claim your favourite flower is roses

Like the colour pink

Don't wear a watch

Don't like vegemite (WTF is wrong with you? x2)

If you DO like vegemite, DNI if you eat it at level 6 or anything below 3

Eat vegemite plain off the spoon (WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? x3)

Call all cattle "cows"

Use chapstick (let your lips split like a real man)

Weren't sacrificed on the altar of Victoria Bitter

You drink Foster's

Call thongs "flip-flops" (wrong) or "jandals" (inhuman)

Are a ranga

Wear neon colours (hunting orange is fine, safety green is only permissible for tradies)

Like wearing shoes

Wear socks and ESPECIALLY if you sleep with socks on

Like maths (you're an alien)

Wash your face every morning

Don't know how to change a tyre

Think heat above 80F/25C is "unbearable"

Have never ridden a horse

Don't know the difference between revolvers and pistols

Have, at any point, unironically uttered the phrase "assault rifle"

Are from M*lbourne (Victorians, you're on thin fucking ice)

Are from New Zealand (Aotearoans, you're fine)

Are French/speak French (Africans, you're on thin fucking ice)

Are Canadian (exempt if you're the TikTok lumberjack lady)

Are French-Canadian (double-wrong)

Are English. The rest of the UK, you're on thin ice.

Are from a city with a population higher than 1mil. People from cities with populations of 30k to 999k are on thin fucking ice. People from cities/town/shires/villages with less than 30k I love you.

Think "bogan" is an insult

Don't shave with a knife (people who use straight razors, you're on thin fucking ice, people who don't shave at all I love you)

Have never been sunburnt (only for people who can get sunburnt)

Don't like camping

Own decorative towels and ESPECIALLY if you get mad at people for using them. It's a bloody towel and I'm using it for its intended purpose

Believe in astrology

Have a skincare routine and/or wear makeup

Drive a Toyota Prius

DON'T love thunderstorms

Were born after 2023

Think catching toads to get high is "animal abuse" (the toads are fine unless they're cane toads, fuck cane toads, all my mates hate cane toads)

You microwave water for any reason

Have never been to a B&S ball

Don't believe in aliens

Are taller than 158cm/5'2"

Take multivitamins (aka you are healthier than me)

Haven't read my fic (minors exempt, do not read it)

Don't like bush ballads or sea shanties. I'm going to show up at your house and aggressively sing Waltzing Matilda at 3am outside your bedroom window

Think the term "blackfella" is racist

Would give me up, tell a lie, and hurt me

Don't bless the rains down in Africa

You shave your eyebrows

And the only LEGITIMATE ONE on this list...

People who think/call Sniper TF2 a Kiwi. If you'd call Sniper (who left New Zealand as an infant and spent his whole life in Australia and didn't even know his Australian parents weren't his birth parents until he was 30) a Kiwi, then you would call me an American because I was born in America and moved to Australia when I was two. You need to re-evaluate how you see migrants, relationships to culture, and adoptees.