#bodacious T

[sleepsentry]

I'm genuinely very happy B.T found himself during wierdmaggedon.

That isn't a joke or an exaggeration for comedy. It genuinely made 12 year old me so happy. ^^

The punching bag character is very counter productive in a show supposedly about embracing oddities, although it's obvious the show stumbled into that message, out of a sense of obligation, when it would more often be petty and mocking in a very 2000s 2010s way.

Gravity Falls would have suuuuuucked if it was an adult show "unrestricted by mushy kid's shit" x[

It's actually obnoxiously judgemental a lot of the time, no better example than the popularity of dipper and stan and their "witty remarks" which is just them being insecure assholes, both when the show is aware of it, and when it isn't.

[raining-anonymously]

more theraprism outreach program! in case you’re new, this story takes place three summers post-canon.

enjoy this height chart and its TOTALLY reliable descriptions by everyone’s least favorite ex-triangle!

the first part of the height chart, with the zodiac characters—including human bill

the twins meet human bill

mabel makes bill a sweater

[oodlesdedoodles]

[the-southern-cereal-king]

I like to think Toby Determined is Pacifica Northwest’s real dad. Why? To sow chaos

[justplainsimon]

Toby Determined according to gravity falls inhabitants: Creepy little goblin man that gets cool after dyeing his hair and changing his name to Bodacious T.

Toby Determined according to gravity falls fans: The creator of Undertale/Deltarune and Composer for Homestuck

[justartyall]

the product of a deranged facetime with @groovy-central

at first it didn’t let me upload it because, to quote her, “it was too swagalicious”

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

[ID: Comment by @andrewmoocow that reads "Every character was weird, Mabel was just weirder than the rest. Except, of course, Tad Strange." /End ID]

Actually there are two characters who are canonically weirder than her, and neither are Tad Strange! I know this because, against all odds, MABEL has called both characters weird in canon, which is a fact so funny and incredible to me that I can't let it go unnoticed. Said characters are Toby Determined, and Mr Poolcheck, and I think it's incredible how high a bar they both managed to set

[gifsofhubris]

Love this little freak

[fereality-indy]

Workplace Flirting

Shandra Jimenez: You can go get any woman you want. Bodacious T: Really? Well, I still chose you. Shandra Jimenez: Why? Because I happened to be in your eye line? Bodacious T: Well that… possibly because you're uninterested; most likely because you're stunning and successful. Shandra Jimenez: I'm divorced. Bodacious T: His loss. Shandra Jimenez: I have a kid. Bodacious T: I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid. Shandra Jimenez: And I don't sleep with my employees. Bodacious T: I quit.

[fannishstuff]

Hey don't you insult my boy Bodacious T like that. They're hot shit.

I don't know why it took me this long to talk about this.

Can we all agree that Priscilla Northwest no doubt had some kind of plastic surgery or botox whatever is done to her face.

Look at her! Look at this Big Ang wannabe and those fake ass lips!!!

Not kidding. The moment I saw this woman's face, I was like 'Girl, what side of the Kardashians did you come out of?'

She is one injection away from being on Botched!

This lady makes Toby Determined look attractive.

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

You have the same name as my boyfriend

yeah pal ur never gonna guess where i got it from

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

"Life is meaningless and everything is gonna burn down anyway so I might as well either rot in bed or go through the motions or have fun destroying my body"

Well make meaning then!!! The mistake everyone makes is assuming that the way meaning works is by slapping you in the face and whisking you along like it does to heroes in storybooks, but thankfully that's not how life works! Fate is a lie from those who would control us by our complacency!

If you want meaning, you have to give it to things around you, find something you want to care for, and then do it. The things you love have to have so much meaning that living amongst them starts to feel natural. You are the only one who can assign this meaning! People can show it to you, people can suggest things that give them meaning, but you are the ultimate authority in your own life, and only you can choose what matters enough to take action for.

It's okay not to know yet. It's okay to struggle. It's okay to take your time and figure out who you are and what you really want, what you're good at, what you can do to be useful, the way you like to dress and speak and present yourself to the world and yourself.

But you can't stay there. If you lie alone in your pain and cynicism and emptiness, you've let it win. And I mean let. Humans are so incredibly capable of change and impact, and just by getting up in the morning and living in the way you choose, you can change someone's life, for better or worse. If that's not meaning, I don't know what is.

[historyhermann]

Kin-iro Mosaic Blu-ray Review

Kin-iro Mosaic is the anime adaptation of Yui Hara’s slice-of-life comedic manga. It’s known as Kinmoza or translated as “Golden Mosaic.” Apart from the anime, which ran for two seasons, as Kin-iro Mosaic and Hello!! Kin-iro Mosaic, there was also a 50-minute OVA entitled Kin-iro Mosaic: Pretty Days and 82-minute film Kin-iro Mosaic: Thank You!!. Reprinted from Pop Culture Maniacs and Wayback…

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

I was misinformed it was actually Toby determined who wrote my immortal. My mistake guys

chat I think bill cipher wrote my immortal

[agoldengalaxy]

a headcanon about every gravity falls character I can think of off the top of my head:

- dipper’s chewing pen habit came from his mother, who tried to get him to stop biting his nails by handing him a pen instead. he doesn’t bite his nails anymore, but he’s uncomfortably used to the taste of ink now

- mabel learned how to knit out of spite. an adult at school told her it was probably too hard for her and she learned it all by herself out of pure rage. she can and will knit nearly 2 sweaters per week now

- stan keeps a journal to document all the things he begins to remember. sometimes he’ll be talking to ford and cut himself off mid-sentence to jump up and rush to grab his journal excitedly. he jokingly calls it journal 4

- when visiting a new city, ford decides to get a tattoo to match stan’s. finally he has a tattoo that he actually likes

- soos is BELOVED as the new mr mystery. sales are even better than when stan ran it, but he keeps that a secret from stan so as to not hurt his feelings

- along with all of the obvious stuff wendy is good at like cutting lumber and climbing trees, she also holds a world record in cup stacking

- melody is trying really hard to beat wendy’s score. they have a friendly competition. soos doesn’t understand why they can’t BOTH hold the world record. he loves them both and can’t root for either and it’s stressing him out

- once the therapism took away his arts and crafts hour, they gave bill a piano. he’s surprisingly good at jazz

- when fiddleford moves into the northwest mansion, he adopts two raccoons and one opossum from the junkyard to bring with him. he is very good at taking care of them and they adore him

- pacifica collects pokémon cards. she’s very secretive and very territorial about them. no one she battles can beat her. her favorite pokémon is drifblim

- when robbie hit puberty his hair actually started getting curly, so he straightens it every day. it is completely and utterly dead from all the heat but he keeps telling himself it’s a later problem

- gideon is coding his own website to blog his journey of becoming a better person. it’s slow-moving and frustrating but he thinks he’s…having fun??

- grenda and candy have been friends since candy moved from korea at age 6. grenda saw she was sitting alone at school and had no problem going to ask her if she liked boys. to this day candy is so grateful that grenda has always been more direct than she is

- abuelita just adores melody. she affectionately calls her mija whenever she visits

- blubs and durland have their honeymoon at disneyland. durland likes the teacups the best. they make blubs sick but he does it for him

- lazy susan’s home is full of home goods decorations like “I like cats more than people” and “autumn leaves and pumpkins please!”

- toby determined finds himself settling well into his role as bodacious t. although shandra jimenez still doesn’t like him back, she’s nicer to him now. she even introduced him to a friend of hers, whom he has taken on several dates

- mayor tyler still likes to gossip and encourage fighting whenever he can, even within his own office. he insists upon a good natured rivalry with the neighboring towns, which results in some destroyed property. his approval rating is through the roof

- blendin blandin finally discovers xanax

[eternalsa2z]

The Guestbook

Porter wasn't invited to the Lovedoll wedding - but he became obsessed with the highly publicized event that promised to provide excitement. Hot bimbo starlets? High end trophy bridesmaids? A gorgeous lesbian couple with absolute 10s for friends? It wasn't just dream wedding...it was a dream for a man like him.

So he decided to crash the event. It was even easier than he thought. The bimbos had all that money and they didn't even think to buy any security? He was ready to march on into the venue ahead of the wedding march when something caught his eye.

It was the guestbook. He had noticed everyone signing it before disappearing through a side door. Porter felt a strange obligation to sign his name. A way to hide in plain sight...or perhaps a way to brag and prove he had snuck in. Before he knew it he was in front of the open red book.

Grasping the pink, almost wand-like pen, he began to sign his name with a flourish. But as the pink sparkly ink flowed, he found his hand moving of it's own accord. Signing P-O-R-S-C-H-A P-A-R-T-A-Y as long pink acrylic nails grew around the pen.

That wasn't the only change. As the ink dried, his identity died. Porscha took over and she was aghast to see that she wasn't properly dressed for the wedding! Instinctively she new she needed to stop in the anteroom to the side and see if she could find something more fitting.

A little while later and Porscha was strutting back onto the scene. Her fugly suit had transformed into a skin-tight minidress. Short buzzed hair grew darker and longer thanks to high-end extensions. Her body was also banging thanks to huge plastic tits, noticeable BBL, and an entire salon supply of fake tan slathered onto her curvy body. It was a dream look for a doll like her.

Porter's fake identity had became a real one with a really fake look. Porscha fit in perfectly with all the bodacious bimbos and salacious sluts that the Lovedolls were friends with - in fact it's why they had ensured that she was invited and would show up! She was tops on their guest list and, as her last name implied, she was ready to par-tay!