#boat throuple show

[tevanactually]

[bisexualbrainrots]

tristan reaching for avery and max's hands in ep 5 is hitting me more than I thought

[buckdiazlafd]

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[momowoah]

ABC straight up killing it with the Thursday lineup omg

[fleabagdiaz]

boat show remains awesome btw. john stamos had two boyfriends + autobrewery syndrome and a gay couple ate so many yams they almost died and the one straight couple on the boat birthed a giant premature baby to bob the drag queen performing I’m coming out. and they’re literally doing a slow burn will-they/won’t-they throuple.

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

I can’t believe tumblr is sleeping so hard on Doctor Odyssey.

It’s The Love Boat meets Baywatch. The actors don’t know what genre they’re in. The writers have never had or witnessed a conversation with a human being before. There’s very real potential for a throuple. Joshua Jackson did parkour while performing an appendectomy on his fuckbuddy during a hurricane. Truly THE show of all time.

[bussyplease]

Y'ALL I WATCHED THE WHOLE OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY AND OMFG IT WAS LIIIIT

There was every boat in existence. The best of french classical music with Ravel, Debussy, Saint-Saëns, Satie, and more. Céline Dion who hadn't sung in public in 4 whole years. Drag queens. All sorts of dancers. A video of a throuple. The contrast between Aya Nakamura and the military choir. They mixed up the names of Turkey and Tunisia on the screen announcements. The olympic flame on a hot air balloon. Statues emerging on the Seine. People doing biking tricks, skateboard and breakdance dressed as mimes, while floating on the water. The president almost didn't talk. Diversity and inclusion were central values of the show. The weather sucked, everything was SO WET. There was not one, not two, but three wet pianos involved.

But the real shit? The real PEAK of the whole show?? The image of the century??

PHILIPPE KATERINE COSPLAYING AS A NAKED SMURF IN A PLATE OF FRUIT, SINGING ABOUT HIS NAKED ASS, SAYING FUCK GUNS AND FUCK THE RICH, MOTHERFUCKERS

THAT'S MY FRANCE

[cranberrymoons]

S1E4 of the boat doctor show opening strong with a a game of strip poker that devolves into a sincere discussion on climate change, featuring shirtless flexing and the line "thank you for inviting me to the boys and butches card game – and bi's – sorry, boys butches and bi's". they are charting brand new modes of human interaction. thoughts and sentiments and references to full house that the average mind is not even capable of comprehending. I don't even know what's coming in the rest of this episode or if I am indeed being throuple-baited by Ryan Murphy, but I am at peace.

[nullio]

I don't think I'd be able to rest until I made this. Anyways, the boat show said throuple rights

[tevanactually]

[stolenkissesdiaz]

doctor odyssey making a joke about mustaches being a sign of gayness. doctor odyssey, the other ryan murphy show. the boat throuple one? yeah. during gay week. mhm. yeah. have a feeling eddie diaz just felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand up somewhere in la….

[greatcomets]

SO YOU'VE SEEN GONCHAROV, AND YOU WANT MORE...

...homoeroticism? mean streets, mikey and nicky

...clock symbolism? mikey and nicky, after hours

...offputting methods of eating fruit? the godfather

...boat scene? the godfather

...cybill shepherd? taxi driver, the last picture show

...robert de niro uncensored cock? novecento

...harvey keitel holding a bleeding man in his arms? reservoir dogs

...robert de niro in heat? heat

...70s women experiencing hysteria? opening night

...homoerotic throuple-adjacent love triangles? butch cassidy and the sundance kid, rebel without a cause

...al pacino serving cunt? and justice for all, jack and jill (2011), dick tracy, dog day afternoon

[charcubed]

Max and Tristan want kids, as we now know. I don’t think Avery is the type of person who wants to ever be pregnant (I can’t construct a canon argument for this yet but I feel it in my soul), and while kids aren’t a priority for her, if she was parenting with 2 other partners I think she could eventually be game.

Assuming they all stay on the ship long term…

Here’s my crackpot concept I want to share that would be for some future season down the line:

Stowaways.

YES this is a rich people cruise ship, not a fishing boat! Yes they have security! Is this realistic? Of course it fucking isn’t! But since when do we care about realism on this show? That’s not what any of us are here for.

I want to see a couple of mischievous kids (bonus points if they’re thieves by necessity) who are escaping from horrible circumstances stealthily make their way onto that boat as a safe haven.

They can eventually get discovered by crew members and then get taken under the wing of the infirmary throuple. First it’s so they can get checked out and cleaned up, and then maybe the kids sort of become helpers around the ship because they’re brilliant and this way they’re occupied but adventuring (so they flit in and out of episode plots).

“Why would the kids stay on the ship beyond one week / one episode? Wouldn’t they have to be handed over to authorities?” Fuck realism once again! They all do a possibly illegal thing and let the kids stay hidden on the ship / with them for multiple weeks because the captain and the throuple don’t want to throw the kids into an uncaring system yet, and no one out there in the world cares or is looking for them, so surely they can wait a little longer before letting them go. “So do they have to adopt them after only a few episodes then? How is that permanent?” I don’t know. Don’t ask me hard questions.

Here’s how they can get kids. Accept the vision, enjoy the vision, continue onward, thank you for reading.

[whathellandfuck]

the boat doctor show is going to make history as the most throuple-forward network television program of all time if you even care

[jacobglaser]

Dreamt about the boat throuple show despite the fact I have not seen a single second of it outside of gifsets on here. I think this might be a sign for me to start watching it lmao

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

since tumblr has proven itself useless in breaking news outside of supernatural memes lol I use twitter for that and Tumblr for the gay boat show and if you're not watching the gay boat show do it

it will heal you

it has a throuple. with actual depth.